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2023.06.10 15:25 _2_71828182845904523 Why is HWY 41 so heavily enforced south of Fond du Lac?
It's been like that for decades.
I understand there's a patrol headquarters nearby, so maybe it's just a proximity thing?
But still, everyone has to slow way down there compared to other areas. What's up with that stretch of 41 always being so bad with enforcement?
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I understand there's a patrol headquarters nearby, so maybe it's just a proximity thing?
But still, everyone has to slow way down there compared to other areas. What's up with that stretch of 41 always being so bad with enforcement?
2023.06.10 14:03 elisabeth45l Au fond du trou.
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2023.06.09 15:16 No-Speed2540 [Online][5thEd][Tuesdays (1 of 5 seats open)/Thursdays (1 of 5 seats open)/NEW Sundays (5 of 5 seats open)][8PM ET][Campaign][18+ Inclusive][3+ Hours][Roll20][PAID][$24] Rise of the Wyldnauts - A Homebrew D&D Spelljamer Game!
✨ 'Calling all potential wyldnauts! Tired of adventuring on your boring home world? Wish you could take to the stars and forge a new destiny out in wildspace? Want your own flying ship? That's right, I said FLYING ship. All this and more could be yours as we travel across the Twixt to explore it's exotic locales, pillage it's dangerous dungeons, and meet it's diverse denizens! Sign up today!'
'Rise of the Wyldnaut' is a Spelljammer campaign like no other. Set in a homebrew universe known as the Twixt plane, players will get to commandeer their own spelljammer and travel the stars searching for adventure. Meet the factions of the Cosmo Consortium, travel to strange and unique worlds, and hopefully retire before being eaten by a stellar dragon! This planet-spanning odyssey will take characters from levels 3-10+.
Check out more details over on my DM page at my StartPlaying Profile
Hey everyone! My name is Jaso & I'm trying to find interested players to join my homebrew Spelljammer D&D games over on StartPlaying. I’m running a Thursday evening game @ 8pm EST. We're only a handful of sessions in and have room for 2 more interested players!
More about your DM
I'm Jason/Gawd Mode and I've been a successful DM for over 8 years now. Expect great care in terms of session prep from my end, along with various visual usage via the Roll20 platform. I care deeply about my players experience and story in the worlds we play in and do my best to weave them into the narrative. To this end expect some customization for each adventure with stories and plots that aren't found in the officially published material. I'm happy to assist players in developing backstories and plot seeds for their characters over the course of a campaign. My approach is to ensure a truly unique experience for everyone involved! A lot of my content can be found over at my Twitch page if you're looking to see the type of DM style I run.
I work to ensure that every session you play with me is something fun and memorable, a story that can be shared years down the road with laughter and fondness. I would love to one day turn this into my professional career with your help. Lets create epic tales together!
Game Details and Extras
Expect a fairly laid back wacky Spelljammer D&D experience set in a homebrew plane. We will be using a few homebrew mechanics on top of the standard D&D 5e rules system. I love to bring player actions to life, even during combat to help weave imagery in our minds. I tend to be pretty laid back in terms of allowing players to engage with the world however they wish, provided it does not impede on the fun of others at the virtual table. Will try to stick to the Rules as Written when possible, but plenty of opportunities to use the Rule of Cool.
PC romance between NPC's is allowed with a fade-to-black principle for any hard romance scenes. PC romance between PC's is typically not encouraged unless discussed beforehand and both parties consent. Evil characters are not encouraged but allowed provided they do not directly hinder the party.
Expect brief post session chats to discuss player feelings and iron out any issues during the session. If I notice a player issue I will speak with them privately to work it out, but will not hesitate in removing that person if they continue to be a problem for the table. Ensuring a welcoming, fun and positive atmosphere is an absolute must for my players.
Content warnings
Blood
Violence
Alcohol use
Fire
Guns
Safety tools used
Session 0
Open Door
Breaks
Stars and Wishes
How Character Creation Will Work
Character creation will be discussed via Discord. Players will be creating a character starting at level 3 using any of the official material available from places such as D&DBeyond. Homebrew options potentially allowed. Expect your characters to grow to level 10-12, with potential to go further provided everyone is on board. Once created I will ask for either a link or pdf to your character sheet before our first official game session.
If interested, please reply here or DM me on any of my socials or reply here w/ any questions/interest, happy to share more details or answer any questions! Looking forward to exploring the stars with you ~
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'Rise of the Wyldnaut' is a Spelljammer campaign like no other. Set in a homebrew universe known as the Twixt plane, players will get to commandeer their own spelljammer and travel the stars searching for adventure. Meet the factions of the Cosmo Consortium, travel to strange and unique worlds, and hopefully retire before being eaten by a stellar dragon! This planet-spanning odyssey will take characters from levels 3-10+.
Check out more details over on my DM page at my StartPlaying Profile
Hey everyone! My name is Jaso & I'm trying to find interested players to join my homebrew Spelljammer D&D games over on StartPlaying. I’m running a Thursday evening game @ 8pm EST. We're only a handful of sessions in and have room for 2 more interested players!
More about your DM
I'm Jason/Gawd Mode and I've been a successful DM for over 8 years now. Expect great care in terms of session prep from my end, along with various visual usage via the Roll20 platform. I care deeply about my players experience and story in the worlds we play in and do my best to weave them into the narrative. To this end expect some customization for each adventure with stories and plots that aren't found in the officially published material. I'm happy to assist players in developing backstories and plot seeds for their characters over the course of a campaign. My approach is to ensure a truly unique experience for everyone involved! A lot of my content can be found over at my Twitch page if you're looking to see the type of DM style I run.
I work to ensure that every session you play with me is something fun and memorable, a story that can be shared years down the road with laughter and fondness. I would love to one day turn this into my professional career with your help. Lets create epic tales together!
Game Details and Extras
Expect a fairly laid back wacky Spelljammer D&D experience set in a homebrew plane. We will be using a few homebrew mechanics on top of the standard D&D 5e rules system. I love to bring player actions to life, even during combat to help weave imagery in our minds. I tend to be pretty laid back in terms of allowing players to engage with the world however they wish, provided it does not impede on the fun of others at the virtual table. Will try to stick to the Rules as Written when possible, but plenty of opportunities to use the Rule of Cool.
PC romance between NPC's is allowed with a fade-to-black principle for any hard romance scenes. PC romance between PC's is typically not encouraged unless discussed beforehand and both parties consent. Evil characters are not encouraged but allowed provided they do not directly hinder the party.
Expect brief post session chats to discuss player feelings and iron out any issues during the session. If I notice a player issue I will speak with them privately to work it out, but will not hesitate in removing that person if they continue to be a problem for the table. Ensuring a welcoming, fun and positive atmosphere is an absolute must for my players.
Content warnings
Blood
Violence
Alcohol use
Fire
Guns
Safety tools used
Session 0
Open Door
Breaks
Stars and Wishes
How Character Creation Will Work
Character creation will be discussed via Discord. Players will be creating a character starting at level 3 using any of the official material available from places such as D&DBeyond. Homebrew options potentially allowed. Expect your characters to grow to level 10-12, with potential to go further provided everyone is on board. Once created I will ask for either a link or pdf to your character sheet before our first official game session.
If interested, please reply here or DM me on any of my socials or reply here w/ any questions/interest, happy to share more details or answer any questions! Looking forward to exploring the stars with you ~
2023.06.09 15:15 No-Speed2540 [Online][5thEd][Tuesdays (1 of 5 seats open)/Thursdays (1 of 5 seats open)/NEW Sundays (5 of 5 seats open)][8PM ET][Campaign][18+ Inclusive][3+ Hours][Roll20][PAID][$24] Rise of the Wyldnauts - A Homebrew D&D Spelljamer Game!
✨ 'Calling all potential wyldnauts! Tired of adventuring on your boring home world? Wish you could take to the stars and forge a new destiny out in wildspace? Want your own flying ship? That's right, I said FLYING ship. All this and more could be yours as we travel across the Twixt to explore it's exotic locales, pillage it's dangerous dungeons, and meet it's diverse denizens! Sign up today!'
'Rise of the Wyldnaut' is a Spelljammer campaign like no other. Set in a homebrew universe known as the Twixt plane, players will get to commandeer their own spelljammer and travel the stars searching for adventure. Meet the factions of the Cosmo Consortium, travel to strange and unique worlds, and hopefully retire before being eaten by a stellar dragon! This planet-spanning odyssey will take characters from levels 3-10+.
Check out more details over on my DM page at my StartPlaying Profile
Hey everyone! My name is Jaso & I'm trying to find interested players to join my homebrew Spelljammer D&D games over on StartPlaying. I’m running a Thursday evening game @ 8pm EST. We're only a handful of sessions in and have room for 2 more interested players!
More about your DM
I'm Jason/Gawd Mode and I've been a successful DM for over 8 years now. Expect great care in terms of session prep from my end, along with various visual usage via the Roll20 platform. I care deeply about my players experience and story in the worlds we play in and do my best to weave them into the narrative. To this end expect some customization for each adventure with stories and plots that aren't found in the officially published material. I'm happy to assist players in developing backstories and plot seeds for their characters over the course of a campaign. My approach is to ensure a truly unique experience for everyone involved! A lot of my content can be found over at my Twitch page if you're looking to see the type of DM style I run.
I work to ensure that every session you play with me is something fun and memorable, a story that can be shared years down the road with laughter and fondness. I would love to one day turn this into my professional career with your help. Lets create epic tales together!
Game Details and Extras
Expect a fairly laid back wacky Spelljammer D&D experience set in a homebrew plane. We will be using a few homebrew mechanics on top of the standard D&D 5e rules system. I love to bring player actions to life, even during combat to help weave imagery in our minds. I tend to be pretty laid back in terms of allowing players to engage with the world however they wish, provided it does not impede on the fun of others at the virtual table. Will try to stick to the Rules as Written when possible, but plenty of opportunities to use the Rule of Cool.
PC romance between NPC's is allowed with a fade-to-black principle for any hard romance scenes. PC romance between PC's is typically not encouraged unless discussed beforehand and both parties consent. Evil characters are not encouraged but allowed provided they do not directly hinder the party.
Expect brief post session chats to discuss player feelings and iron out any issues during the session. If I notice a player issue I will speak with them privately to work it out, but will not hesitate in removing that person if they continue to be a problem for the table. Ensuring a welcoming, fun and positive atmosphere is an absolute must for my players.
Content warnings
Blood
Violence
Alcohol use
Fire
Guns
Safety tools used
Session 0
Open Door
Breaks
Stars and Wishes
How Character Creation Will Work
Character creation will be discussed via Discord. Players will be creating a character starting at level 3 using any of the official material available from places such as D&DBeyond. Homebrew options potentially allowed. Expect your characters to grow to level 10-12, with potential to go further provided everyone is on board. Once created I will ask for either a link or pdf to your character sheet before our first official game session.
If interested, please reply here or DM me on any of my socials or reply here w/ any questions/interest, happy to share more details or answer any questions! Looking forward to exploring the stars with you ~
submitted by No-Speed2540 to lfgpremium [link] [comments]
'Rise of the Wyldnaut' is a Spelljammer campaign like no other. Set in a homebrew universe known as the Twixt plane, players will get to commandeer their own spelljammer and travel the stars searching for adventure. Meet the factions of the Cosmo Consortium, travel to strange and unique worlds, and hopefully retire before being eaten by a stellar dragon! This planet-spanning odyssey will take characters from levels 3-10+.
Check out more details over on my DM page at my StartPlaying Profile
Hey everyone! My name is Jaso & I'm trying to find interested players to join my homebrew Spelljammer D&D games over on StartPlaying. I’m running a Thursday evening game @ 8pm EST. We're only a handful of sessions in and have room for 2 more interested players!
More about your DM
I'm Jason/Gawd Mode and I've been a successful DM for over 8 years now. Expect great care in terms of session prep from my end, along with various visual usage via the Roll20 platform. I care deeply about my players experience and story in the worlds we play in and do my best to weave them into the narrative. To this end expect some customization for each adventure with stories and plots that aren't found in the officially published material. I'm happy to assist players in developing backstories and plot seeds for their characters over the course of a campaign. My approach is to ensure a truly unique experience for everyone involved! A lot of my content can be found over at my Twitch page if you're looking to see the type of DM style I run.
I work to ensure that every session you play with me is something fun and memorable, a story that can be shared years down the road with laughter and fondness. I would love to one day turn this into my professional career with your help. Lets create epic tales together!
Game Details and Extras
Expect a fairly laid back wacky Spelljammer D&D experience set in a homebrew plane. We will be using a few homebrew mechanics on top of the standard D&D 5e rules system. I love to bring player actions to life, even during combat to help weave imagery in our minds. I tend to be pretty laid back in terms of allowing players to engage with the world however they wish, provided it does not impede on the fun of others at the virtual table. Will try to stick to the Rules as Written when possible, but plenty of opportunities to use the Rule of Cool.
PC romance between NPC's is allowed with a fade-to-black principle for any hard romance scenes. PC romance between PC's is typically not encouraged unless discussed beforehand and both parties consent. Evil characters are not encouraged but allowed provided they do not directly hinder the party.
Expect brief post session chats to discuss player feelings and iron out any issues during the session. If I notice a player issue I will speak with them privately to work it out, but will not hesitate in removing that person if they continue to be a problem for the table. Ensuring a welcoming, fun and positive atmosphere is an absolute must for my players.
Content warnings
Blood
Violence
Alcohol use
Fire
Guns
Safety tools used
Session 0
Open Door
Breaks
Stars and Wishes
How Character Creation Will Work
Character creation will be discussed via Discord. Players will be creating a character starting at level 3 using any of the official material available from places such as D&DBeyond. Homebrew options potentially allowed. Expect your characters to grow to level 10-12, with potential to go further provided everyone is on board. Once created I will ask for either a link or pdf to your character sheet before our first official game session.
If interested, please reply here or DM me on any of my socials or reply here w/ any questions/interest, happy to share more details or answer any questions! Looking forward to exploring the stars with you ~
2023.06.09 14:27 rrmdp 📢 SSM Health is hiring a Athletic Trainer, Full Time!
Company: SSM Health
Location: Fond du Lac, WI, United States 📍
Date Posted: June 09, 2023 📅
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Location: Fond du Lac, WI, United States 📍
Date Posted: June 09, 2023 📅
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2023.06.09 14:27 rrmdp 📢 SSM Health is hiring a Board Certified Behavior Analyst!
Company: SSM Health
Location: Fond du Lac, WI, United States 📍
Date Posted: June 09, 2023 📅
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Location: Fond du Lac, WI, United States 📍
Date Posted: June 09, 2023 📅
Apply & Description 👉 https://jobboardsearch.com/redirect?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot&utm_id=jobboarsearch&utm_term=www.whatjobs.com&rurl=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cud2hhdGpvYnMuY29tL2Nvb3BvYl9fY3BsX19fOTAxXzYyNDE1NjM5X18xOTk2P3V0bV9zb3VyY2U9MTk5NiZ1dG1fbWVkaXVtPWZlZWQma2V5d29yZD1Cb2FyZC1DZXJ0aWZpZWQtQmVoYXZpb3ImbG9jYXRpb249Rm9uZC1kdS1MYWM=
2023.06.09 13:13 Landry561 Guide de la pâtisserie pour les débutants : Tout ce qu'il faut savoir
 | submitted by Landry561 to u/Landry561 [link] [comments] https://preview.redd.it/5n3g0a317z4b1.jpg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8005ad8c598bf48e51fd255b92ab682605f0b744 Vous avez toujours voulu apprendre à faire de la pâtisserie, mais vous pensiez que c'était trop difficile ? Cet article est fait pour vous !Avec un peu de temps et d'efforts, vous découvrirez rapidement que c'est plus simple que vous ne le pensez. Chez New Gen Baker, notre mission est de rendre la pâtisserie accessible à tous, c'est pourquoi nous avons élaboré ce guide pratique pour les débutants.Vous y trouverez tout ce dont vous avez besoin pour vous lancer dans la pâtisserie, y compris des recettes faciles à essayer. Le plus important est de lire les bases et de les mettre en pratique. Nous vous promettons que plus vous vous y mettrez, plus vous serez doué pour la pâtisserie ! Que faut-il donc pour devenir un maître pâtissier ? Que vous soyez débutant ou expert, voici les cinq compétences que vous devez acquérir : 1. Préparation et organisationDévelopper vos compétences en matière d'organisation est une nécessité absolue lorsqu'il s'agit de pâtisserie. Avant de vous lancer dans une recette, la première chose à faire est de lire et de comprendre chaque étape. S'il y a quelque chose que vous ne comprenez pas, faites des recherches.Ensuite, vérifiez la liste des ingrédients et notez les quantités. Assurez-vous d'avoir tout ce dont vous avez besoin avant de commencer. La dernière chose que vous souhaitez, c'est d'être au milieu d'une recette et de découvrir qu'il vous manque un ingrédient. La pâtisserie exige de la précision, alors assurez-vous d'avoir les bons outils de mesure pour obtenir les quantités dont vous avez besoin. Si vous oubliez un ingrédient ou sautez une étape, la qualité de vos produits de boulangerie risque d'en souffrir.
1. La farineIl existe plusieurs types de farine. Farine tout usage La farine tout usage est l'auxiliaire idéal pour la pâtisserie. Vous pouvez l'utiliser pour pratiquement tout, y compris le pain. Toutefois, le pain fabriqué avec ce type de farine a généralement une texture plus molle.La farine de blé entier est généralement utilisée pour les pains et constitue une bonne source de fibres. Elle ne convient pas pour les gâteaux et les biscuits, et les produits de boulangerie qu'elle permet d'obtenir ont une texture grossière. La farine pour gâteaux, comme son nom l'indique, est destinée à la préparation du roi (ou de la reine) de tous les desserts. Elle est fabriquée à partir d'une combinaison de blé rouge d'hiver et de blé tendre blanc. Outre les gâteaux à fort rapport sucre/farine, elle est également utilisée dans les croûtes de tarte, les biscuits et les pâtisseries. La farine est si polyvalente qu'elle est également utilisée pour le ménage. Voici un bref aperçu de ce que vous apprendrez dans cet article : Champorado Gâteau chaud au moka Gaufre Bibingka à l'avoine Pain à la banane et au velours rouge, aux noix et au fromage à la crème Gâteau au fromage au chocolat à la japonaise Muffins au maïs épicé Que faut-il donc pour devenir un maître boulanger ? Que vous soyez débutant ou expert, voici cinq compétences que vous devez acquérir : 1. Préparation et organisationDévelopper vos compétences en matière d'organisation est une nécessité absolue lorsqu'il s'agit de pâtisserie. Avant de vous lancer dans une recette, la première chose à faire est de lire et de comprendre chaque étape. S'il y a quelque chose que vous ne comprenez pas, faites des recherches.Ensuite, vérifiez la liste des ingrédients et notez les quantités. Assurez-vous d'avoir tout ce dont vous avez besoin avant de commencer. La dernière chose que vous souhaitez, c'est d'être au milieu d'une recette et de découvrir qu'il vous manque un ingrédient. La pâtisserie exige de la précision, alors assurez-vous d'avoir les bons outils de mesure pour obtenir les quantités dont vous avez besoin. Si vous oubliez un ingrédient ou sautez une étape, la qualité de vos produits de boulangerie risque d'en souffrir. 2. La fécule de maïsIl ne suffit pas de préparer vos ingrédients et vos outils de cuisson. Il n'est pas inutile de vérifier si vos ingrédients sont périmés ou si vous avez besoin de bicarbonate de soude au lieu de poudre à pâte.Vos ustensiles de cuisson doivent également être en bon état de marche. Les graduations de vos tasses et cuillères à mesurer sont-elles faciles à lire ? Les thermomètres et les balances fonctionnent-ils ? Le four a-t-il été nettoyé depuis la dernière fois que vous avez cuisinée ? Une attention particulière aux petits détails peut vous aider à éviter un désastre. 3. Agents levantsToutes ces magnifiques créations pâtissières dignes d'Insta en ligne peuvent défier l'imagination, mais elles ne sont pas hors de portée.Les techniques de pâtisserie telles que le glaçage et le givrage requièrent simplement de la pratique. N'oubliez pas que la coordination œil-main est une compétence qui s'apprend et se développe. Si vous pensez que vous n'êtes pas doué, mettez-vous au défi. N'abandonnez pas et continuez à essayer jusqu'à ce que vous y arriviez. 4. ŒufsLa patience est une vertu. Prends ton temps et souviens-toi que tu n'es pas obligé d'y arriver du premier coup. Ou même au deuxième essai !Il n'y a pas de raccourci pour devenir un grand boulanger, et tous les maîtres boulangers ont été des débutants à un moment donné. C'est le temps et les efforts qu'ils ont déployés qui ont fait d'eux les experts qu'ils sont aujourd'hui. Ne soyez donc pas si dur avec vous-même. Continuez, car nous vous garantissons que cela en vaut la peine ! 5. Les matières grassesIl existe des tonnes d'ingrédients utilisés en pâtisserie, mais commençons par les plus basiques et pourquoi ils sont importants.
1. Les tasses à mesurerAchetez-les en deux versions : l'une pour mesurer les ingrédients secs et l'autre pour les ingrédients humides. Elles sont disponibles dans les tailles suivantes : 1 tasse, ½ tasse, 1/3 tasse et ¼ tasse.
1. Le brunissement des produits de boulangerieVous êtes-vous déjà demandé ce qui provoquait le brunissement de la croûte du pain ou du fond de vos biscuits ? Voici pourquoi : le mélange de la farine et de l'eau pour faire la pâte forme le gluten, une protéine qui contient des acides aminés.La cuisson de la pâte à haute température permet aux acides aminés de se combiner aux sucres réduits. Cela entraîne le brunissement de vos produits de boulangerie. En termes scientifiques, il s'agit de la réaction de Maillard. 2. Qu'est-ce qui fait lever la pâte ?La pâtisserie fait également appel aux mathématiques. Il ne s'agit pas de longues divisions, mais la pâtisserie exige de la précision. Mesurer les ingrédients conformément à la recette est crucial pour le résultat. C'est pourquoi il existe toute une gamme d'outils et d'équipements de mesure utilisés en pâtisserie. Pensez aux cuillères, aux tasses, aux balances et aux thermomètres.En fait, mettre trop ou pas assez d'un ingrédient peut altérer le goût et la texture de ce que vous préparez. Et ce n'est pas une bonne chose. Le pourcentage du boulangerCette formule est populaire parmi les boulangers professionnels qui ont besoin de formuler leurs recettes, qu'il s'agisse de pain, de beignets, de gâteaux, de biscuits, de brioches, et j'en passe ! C'est aussi une formule que les boulangers débutants devraient explorer, surtout s'ils décident d'en faire leur métier.L'avantage de cette méthode est qu'elle vous permet d'être plus flexible sans compromettre la consistance de vos produits de boulangerie. Même si vous changez la mesure d'un ingrédient, la formule vous permet de ne pas vous faire d'illusions sur les proportions d'ingrédients : Pourcentage d'ingrédients du boulanger = 100 % x Poids de l'ingrédient / Poids de la farine. Pour en savoir plus, lisez : «Apprendre la pâtisserie : Guide complet pour débuter la pâtisserie » Conversions des mesures de baseMaintenant que nous avons abordé les notions de base, il est temps de passer aux fourneaux ! Comme promis, voici quelques recettes sucrées et salées simples à essayer. Vous pouvez même essayer de faire de la pâtisserie en famille pour une expérience d'apprentissage amusante.Vous adorerez ces petites galettes aux fraises et aux pommes, garnies de confiture de fraises et de tranches de pommes. Qui a besoin de nettoyer des bouts de papier multicolores quand on peut en avoir de comestibles sur un gâteau de fête à confettis ? Aucun petit être poilu n'a été blessé lors de la fabrication de ces biscuits déjeuner Chunky Monkey. Pensez à un mélange d'épices et de pépites de chocolat dans cette délicieuse recette de biscuits. Arf ! Ces gressins aux os de chien sont trop mignons pour être mangés. Enfin, pas tout à fait, car vous ne pourrez pas profiter de leur goût de fromage parmesan. Servez-les avec de la sauce marinara pour les tremper. Ces muffins mexicains pour le petit-déjeuner vous feront dire Ole ! toute la journée ! Croquez à pleines dents dans un muffin aux œufs fourré de bœuf et de salsa. |
2023.06.08 23:29 ImaMasterDebator Good evening Boston, I am back with a list of things to do this weekend, June 8th - 11th
Here's my list for this weekend, enjoy and be yourself at Pride this weekend. WGBH has a very comprehensive pride calendar here. I'm sure there is plenty I missed so please add it down below.
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The Wood Brothers @ Roadrunner @ 7:30PM *Shovels & Rope
PIXIES @ MGM Music Hall @ 6:45PM *With Fran's Ferdinand & Bully
Phony PPL @ Paradise Rock Club @ 7PM
KayCyy @ Brighton Music Hall @ 7PM
Hot 8 Brass Band @ Crystal Ballroom @ 8PM
Trap Karaoke @ Big Night Live @ 8PM
‘The Watermelon Woman’ Screening @ MFA @ 7PM Don’t miss the chance to see this landmark of queer cinema on the big screen!
National Youth Film Festival @ Harvard Art Museums @ 6PM ‘Do It Your Damn Self!’ is the country’s longest-running youth film festival where you can catch the works of promising teen filmmakers
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler @ MGM Music Hall @ 7PM / 10PM
Ross Mathews Live @ The Wilbur @ 7:30PM Ross Mathews is one of the most in-demand media personalities, having worked on ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ and ‘The Drew Barrymore Show’ just to name a few.
Sam Bush @ Hanover Theatre @ 8PM The mandolin/fiddle/guitar-playing icon performs live at the Hanover!
Young the Giant @ Leader Bank Pavilion @ 7PM *With Milky Chance
Jay Wheeler @ House of Blues @ 7PM
Summer Salt @ Paradise Rock Club @ 7PM
Rio Romeo @ Brighton Music Hall @ 5PM
Emo Night Brooklyn @ Brighton Music Hall @ 10PM
Gimme Gimme Disco @ Big Night Live @ 9PM
Boston Pride Parade and Festival @ 11AM *Organized by Boston Pride For The People
Fenway Porchfest @ 12PM Now in its fourth year, Fenway Porchfest provides a unique opportunity to see musicians perform on the steps, plazas, parks, and parking lots of the neighborhood.
Gospel Night @ Symphony Hall @ 8PM This annual celebration with the Boston Pops and Boston Pops Gospel Choir features Grammy-award winning vocalist Smokie Norful!
Charlotte Klein Dance Center @ Hanover Theatre @ 11AM Celebrate the 70th anniversary of the nationally renowned dance academy with performances by its best students.
Bryan Adams @ TD Garden @ 7:30PM *With Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Fonseca @ Boch Center Shubert Theatre @ 8PM
John Mellencamp @ Boch Center Wang Theatre @ 8PM
Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue @ Leader Bank Pavilion @ 7PM
Temples @ Paradise Rock Club @ 7PM
Tumblr Night @ Brighton Music Hall @ 8PM *Presented by Fangirl Fantasy
Pride Party @ Roadrunner @ 8PM Boston’s Biggest Pride Dance Party returns with an iconic lineup featuring Baby Tate & COBRAH, and Detox.
Sapphic Nights - PRIDE @ House of Blues @ 9PM
Chris Lake @ Big Night Live @ 9:30PM
‘Lawrence of Arabia’ Screening @ Coolidge Corner Theatre @ 1PM The epic of all epics, David Lean’s ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ presented in 70mm!
FRIDAY & SATURDAY - Sound Baths with Guadalupe Maravilla @ ICA Join artist Guadalupe Maravilla and other sound healers for an hour-long sound bath at the ICA Watershed.
FRIDAY & SATURDAY - ‘Boogie Nights’ Screening @ Coolidge Corner Theatre For the first time, see Paul Thomas Anderson’s ‘Boogie Nights’ in 70mm, struck from the original 1997 camera negative!
SATURDAY & SUNDAY - Kevin James Stand Up @ The Wilbur @ 7PM
All weekend - Cirque du Soleil: Corteo @ Agganis Arena Cirque du Soleil’s latest production is a unique show where tragedy meets wisdom and reality blends with magic.
All weekend - 'Evita' Opera @ Loeb Drama Center @ 7:30PM Inspired by the real life of the iconic Eva Perón, this Tony-award winning rock opera is remastered and back on stage after much anticipation!
Ongoing - ‘Wedding Fashion and Traditions Exhibition @ MFA NEW - The exhibition explores the origins and development of wedding customs in the United States through fashion, jewelery, and photography.
Ongoing - 'E.Jane: Drenched in Light' Exhibition @ MFA E. Jane's work explores the labor and inner lives of Black women and the future of Blackness and queerness.
Ongoing - ‘Otherworldy Realms of Wu Junyong’ Exhibition @ MFA Inspired by Chinese folklore and Greek mythology, Wu Junyong’s mixed-media works seamlessly blend diverse historical traditions with his contemporary experience to express human emotions, conflicts, and aspirations that transcend time and borders.
Ongoing - 'Touching Roots' Exhibition @ MFA This exhibition traces narratives of Blackness across the Atlantic world by bringing together work from artists who absorbed and reinterpreted African artistic practices, sacred customs, and cultural expressions.
Ongoing - 'Hokusai: Inspiration and Influence' Exhibition @ MFA The exhibition explores Katsushika Hokusai's impact during his lifetime and beyond. More than 100 woodblock prints, paintings, and illustrated books by Hokusai are on view alongside about 200 works by his teachers, students, rivals, and admirers.
Ongoing - 'Who Holds Up the Sky' Exhibition @ MFA Organized in partnership with a Ukrainian NGO, this exhibition presents the work of artists who have been documenting the war—providing testimony of Russia’s crimes and a glimpse into many Ukrainian citizens’ lives.
Ongoing - 'María Berrío: The Children’s Crusade' Exhibition @ ICA Innovative, unique, and touching, María Berrío's work is a blend of watercolor painting and collaging inspired by poetry, folklore, and realms of magic and how these elements are woven into our reality.
Ongoing - Simone Leigh Exhibition @ ICA Simone Leigh’s landmark masterpieces from the 2022 Venice Biennale are now on view along her other key works.
Ongoing - ‘American Art from the Spanish Empire’ Exhibition @ Harvard Art Museums The exhibition showcases Spanish colonial paintings from South America and the Caribbean and reflects on the colonial past of the America’s and the role of art in imperialism.
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THURSDAY- JUNE 8
Randy Feltface Comedy Show @ The Wilbur @ 7:30PMThe Wood Brothers @ Roadrunner @ 7:30PM *Shovels & Rope
PIXIES @ MGM Music Hall @ 6:45PM *With Fran's Ferdinand & Bully
Phony PPL @ Paradise Rock Club @ 7PM
KayCyy @ Brighton Music Hall @ 7PM
Hot 8 Brass Band @ Crystal Ballroom @ 8PM
Trap Karaoke @ Big Night Live @ 8PM
FRIDAY- JUNE 9
Pride at the Museum @ MFA @ 5PM The MFA is celebrating Pride Month with a series of special Spotlight Talks to help raise awareness and uplift the voices of LGBTQIA+ communities.‘The Watermelon Woman’ Screening @ MFA @ 7PM Don’t miss the chance to see this landmark of queer cinema on the big screen!
National Youth Film Festival @ Harvard Art Museums @ 6PM ‘Do It Your Damn Self!’ is the country’s longest-running youth film festival where you can catch the works of promising teen filmmakers
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler @ MGM Music Hall @ 7PM / 10PM
Ross Mathews Live @ The Wilbur @ 7:30PM Ross Mathews is one of the most in-demand media personalities, having worked on ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ and ‘The Drew Barrymore Show’ just to name a few.
Sam Bush @ Hanover Theatre @ 8PM The mandolin/fiddle/guitar-playing icon performs live at the Hanover!
Young the Giant @ Leader Bank Pavilion @ 7PM *With Milky Chance
Jay Wheeler @ House of Blues @ 7PM
Summer Salt @ Paradise Rock Club @ 7PM
Rio Romeo @ Brighton Music Hall @ 5PM
Emo Night Brooklyn @ Brighton Music Hall @ 10PM
Gimme Gimme Disco @ Big Night Live @ 9PM
SATURDAY- JUNE 10th
New England Revolution vs Inter Miami CF @ Gillette Stadium @ 7:30PMBoston Pride Parade and Festival @ 11AM *Organized by Boston Pride For The People
Fenway Porchfest @ 12PM Now in its fourth year, Fenway Porchfest provides a unique opportunity to see musicians perform on the steps, plazas, parks, and parking lots of the neighborhood.
Gospel Night @ Symphony Hall @ 8PM This annual celebration with the Boston Pops and Boston Pops Gospel Choir features Grammy-award winning vocalist Smokie Norful!
Charlotte Klein Dance Center @ Hanover Theatre @ 11AM Celebrate the 70th anniversary of the nationally renowned dance academy with performances by its best students.
Bryan Adams @ TD Garden @ 7:30PM *With Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Fonseca @ Boch Center Shubert Theatre @ 8PM
John Mellencamp @ Boch Center Wang Theatre @ 8PM
Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue @ Leader Bank Pavilion @ 7PM
Temples @ Paradise Rock Club @ 7PM
Tumblr Night @ Brighton Music Hall @ 8PM *Presented by Fangirl Fantasy
Pride Party @ Roadrunner @ 8PM Boston’s Biggest Pride Dance Party returns with an iconic lineup featuring Baby Tate & COBRAH, and Detox.
Sapphic Nights - PRIDE @ House of Blues @ 9PM
Chris Lake @ Big Night Live @ 9:30PM
SUNDAY - JUNE 11th
Queer Family Festival @ BCA Plaza Theatres @ 11AM This festival showcases family centered and queer friendly vendor expo, performances, interactive play stations, discussions, drag story hours, and more.‘Lawrence of Arabia’ Screening @ Coolidge Corner Theatre @ 1PM The epic of all epics, David Lean’s ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ presented in 70mm!
ALL WEEKEND
THURSDAY & FRIDAY - Rick Steves’ Europe: A Symphonic Journey @ 8PM This Boston Pops performance combines Europe's most stirring Romantic-era anthems with beautiful high-definition cinematography and Rick Stevens' insights into European history.FRIDAY & SATURDAY - Sound Baths with Guadalupe Maravilla @ ICA Join artist Guadalupe Maravilla and other sound healers for an hour-long sound bath at the ICA Watershed.
FRIDAY & SATURDAY - ‘Boogie Nights’ Screening @ Coolidge Corner Theatre For the first time, see Paul Thomas Anderson’s ‘Boogie Nights’ in 70mm, struck from the original 1997 camera negative!
SATURDAY & SUNDAY - Kevin James Stand Up @ The Wilbur @ 7PM
All weekend - Cirque du Soleil: Corteo @ Agganis Arena Cirque du Soleil’s latest production is a unique show where tragedy meets wisdom and reality blends with magic.
All weekend - 'Evita' Opera @ Loeb Drama Center @ 7:30PM Inspired by the real life of the iconic Eva Perón, this Tony-award winning rock opera is remastered and back on stage after much anticipation!
Ongoing events
Ongoing - Musical Shows @ MoS Planetarium Museum of Science puts on special experiences adapting the music of Coldplay, Rihanna, Pink Floyd, and Prince to immersive visuals in the Charles Hayden PlanetariumOngoing - ‘Wedding Fashion and Traditions Exhibition @ MFA NEW - The exhibition explores the origins and development of wedding customs in the United States through fashion, jewelery, and photography.
Ongoing - 'E.Jane: Drenched in Light' Exhibition @ MFA E. Jane's work explores the labor and inner lives of Black women and the future of Blackness and queerness.
Ongoing - ‘Otherworldy Realms of Wu Junyong’ Exhibition @ MFA Inspired by Chinese folklore and Greek mythology, Wu Junyong’s mixed-media works seamlessly blend diverse historical traditions with his contemporary experience to express human emotions, conflicts, and aspirations that transcend time and borders.
Ongoing - 'Touching Roots' Exhibition @ MFA This exhibition traces narratives of Blackness across the Atlantic world by bringing together work from artists who absorbed and reinterpreted African artistic practices, sacred customs, and cultural expressions.
Ongoing - 'Hokusai: Inspiration and Influence' Exhibition @ MFA The exhibition explores Katsushika Hokusai's impact during his lifetime and beyond. More than 100 woodblock prints, paintings, and illustrated books by Hokusai are on view alongside about 200 works by his teachers, students, rivals, and admirers.
Ongoing - 'Who Holds Up the Sky' Exhibition @ MFA Organized in partnership with a Ukrainian NGO, this exhibition presents the work of artists who have been documenting the war—providing testimony of Russia’s crimes and a glimpse into many Ukrainian citizens’ lives.
Ongoing - 'María Berrío: The Children’s Crusade' Exhibition @ ICA Innovative, unique, and touching, María Berrío's work is a blend of watercolor painting and collaging inspired by poetry, folklore, and realms of magic and how these elements are woven into our reality.
Ongoing - Simone Leigh Exhibition @ ICA Simone Leigh’s landmark masterpieces from the 2022 Venice Biennale are now on view along her other key works.
Ongoing - ‘American Art from the Spanish Empire’ Exhibition @ Harvard Art Museums The exhibition showcases Spanish colonial paintings from South America and the Caribbean and reflects on the colonial past of the America’s and the role of art in imperialism.
2023.06.08 21:38 MrBroDudeMann Man, fuck Wisconsin. They can't even protect themselves from the Michiginians smh
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2023.06.08 18:31 redditduk [MegaList] SG Gigs & Music Concerts: Mid June (9 - 22 Jun 2023)
June 10 Update: 12-14 June reddit boycott. Bonus 24-jun-only listing will be hosted off-reddit soon.
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9-Jun Fri
- Shallow Levée 淺堤 (TW indie pop-rock band), lion studios 115b commonwealth drive, $89
- Esplanade: The Nature of Strings - pipa & harp by gildon choo & charmaine teo - day 1, free
- Esplanade Contemporary Dance: Dance at Dusk - The Human Expression (T.H.E) Dance Company - Day 1, outdoor, free
- SSO: Singapore Symphony Orchestra Magic Hour at Raffles Hotel, raffles hotel lawn, free
- Jazz Loft; UNDERGROUND feat. Tim O'Dwyer & Vuk Krakovic (Gypsy-Klezmer-Balkan-Celtic-Jazz), blu jaz L3 at bali ln, $22
- Maduro: BLUES + SOUL = JAZZ ft. Rick Smith, Richard Jackson & Joshua Wan, jazz bar harding rd (dempsey) $65 drink credits
- Cool Cats: Havana Nights with Dairon - Day 2, jw mariott beach rd, jazz-ish bar $30
- Piano Fest: Tengku Irfan - Recital, victoria concert hall, $20
- Piano Fest: Jonathan Biss - Masterclass, $20
- Piano Talk: Pierre-Laurent Aimard, Victoria Concert Hall, $10
- Klassique Musik: CORINNA Somewhere In Time Meets Winter Sonata, esplanade, $50
- Dance: NUNO by Decandance - day 1, esplanade, $25-$33
- Gastrobeats: Tabula (rock), marina bay open space, free
- Drag Event: Baby Queen Movie Screening - SG first drag movie & drag aftershow, projector golden mile, $39
- DJ, MODAL 1st Anniversary - Tommy Four Seven (techno) & aya, ems, jehm, haw par villa, $45 door available see IG stories
- DJ, CULTURE & Fuego Night 🔥 - Flyness X MOOD (hiphop rnb pop), luxe club marina square, $36
- DJ, JST BCZ - the Drum n Bass Den with Natty Lou, JAC, Suffix Sans, Davros SWTLKR, project x picturehouse (the cathay dhoby), $22
- DJ, Strange Weather - Kelab Malam ft. Dekadenz (JKT) w/ Aditya Permana, Ridwan, Jonathan Kusuma, club iki at ikigai riverwalk, $27
- DJ, COLDPLAY TRIBUTE Flashback Friday by UnfilteredPresents, hard rock cafe orchard, $28
- DJ, Throwback Night @ Edition Rooftop Bar - dj andrew chow, 182 clemenceau ave (dhoby), free reg
- DJ, The Gentle's Bar & Records Soft Opening - DJ Aloy (80s), 47a neil road
- DJ, Club Hell, Reincarnation in Hell ft mistress kiramoon, 113 telok ayer (mrt), gay club $35 soldout
- DJ, Neil Conversion: Beyonce Night, 43 Neil Road, gay bar-club
- DJ, Offtrack: HOLDTight (FRA), beside hong lim park, music gastro bar
- DJ, Potato Head: Seng Wei (disco funk nite), 36 Keong Saik Rd, bar bistro
- DJ, Cherry: Haili, Mindaniel (vn), ayekay, som j, 133 cecil st, ~$30
- DJ, Club Rich: From Taiwan Night - DJ Ashley Baby x MC KTwo, 114 middle road (bugis)
- DJ, MILK: NO Regrets Hardstyle - ft. 3than, rick savage, 530 North Bridge Rd Bugis Point L3, $30
- DJ, Black Horse: 525 Friday ft Joeru with Highness, Gerlexis (hardstyle, oriental edm, open), ming arcade orchard L7, asian style club
- DJ, Drip: GAWLI Sessions ft Y3llo, Jerry Jay, Fakecake, Past 12, Wuu Kee (hiphop, baile funk, pop), 100 Orchard Rd Concorde Hotel, $32
- DJ, Yang Club: The Scene ft Sherpa, reiko, miggy t, mr boo, clarke quay
- DJ, Prism: POSH - Pop Night ft. DJ Limmy, Tajima, Cherish (10s edm), prism club marina square, $27
- DJ, CE LA VI: ANGELOS (GRE, afro house, deep), marina bay sands hotel tower 3, $38
- DJ, Zouk: MAMBO JAMBO Night with ALDRIN & Hong(synthpop, disco, 80s boogie), zouk clarke quay, ~$45
- DJ, Marquee: SHOWTEK (hardstyle, electro house), marina bay sands, ~$55
10-Jun Sat
- SLAM 30th Anniversary Concert, star theatre buona vista, $137
- 魏妙如 Ruth Kueo - Safe Haven: Homecoming concert, lion studios 115B Commonwealth Drive, $74
- Zheng Yi (郑怡) & Zhou Zhi Ping (周治平) - Everlasting Love Ballads 那一年， 那首歌 2, esplanade, $88
- Liyana Fizi (MY singer-songwriter folk bossa) ft Subsonic Eye's Wahidah, projector golden mile tower, $38
- Mathcore to Pop-punk Gig: Brainwashed Vol 3 - Circle Line Kid, Heaven Brought Me Hell, Glassmouth, Aggressive Raisin Cat, Flush, phil's studio parklane shopping ctr L5, $20 doors left
- A Capella: NUS Resonance: Vocal Obsession X: the night we met - Day 1, NUS UCC, preview $20
- Esplanade: Pipa & harp by gildon choo & charmaine teo - last, free
- Esplanade Dance: Dance at Dusk by T.H.E - Day 2, outdoor, free
- Jazz Loft: IRESON Latin Jazz Quartet, blu jaz L3 at bali ln, $22
- Simply Jazz: Mario Serio, Louis Soliano Night, B1 Chijmes, jazz bar
- Frenchie Wine Bar: Jazz Music with Rick Smith & Richard Jackson, 81 tras st (tanjong pagar)
- Maduro: KENCHANA JAZZ with Rachma Quartet ft. Soukma, jazz bar harding rd (dempsey), $65 drink credits
- Cool Cats: Havana Nights with Dairon - Last, jw mariott beach rd, jazz-ish bar $30
- SCO: For Our Dreams: Wang Chenwei’s Composition Showcase (cond. Tsung Yeh), SCO concert hall, $40
- Chinese Orchestra: SCO - For Our Dreams: Wang Chenwei's Composition Showcase 逐梦: 王辰威作品专场音乐会, 7 shenton way, left $40
- Chinese Orchestra: Ding Yi Music Company - 绣艺•留香 Intimate Intricacies (cond. Quek Ling Kiong), SCCC 1 Straits Boulevard, $28
- Piano Fest: Jonathan Biss Recital, victoria concert hall, $20
- Piano Fest: Masterclass by Tengku Irfan, victoria concert hall, $20
- Ballet x Orchestra: Symphony of Dance - SNYO x Singapore Ballet, esplanade, $20
- Ballet: Cheng Youth Ballet Academy - Révérence 2023 - Day 1, NUS UCC, $50
- Talk: Our Voices: Dialogue on Intercultural Music (classical), National Library, free
- Blackbird: Johnny Come Lately (eagles tribute night + surath&rene), gillman barracks music bar
- Hero's Bar: Embers (rock, funk), 69 circular rd boat quay
- Timbre One-North: Strait Up Blues Open Jam, jtc launchpad one-north, $20 per jammer with drink
- Gastrobeats: A-List & Onelove, marina bay open space, free
- Drag: RIOT!, hard rock cafe orchard, $15
- Roller Skate: HiRoller Skate Rink's Disco Night!, Pasir Ris E!Hub
- DJ, Weeby EventCAWFEE MIX!! 4th Anniversary - J-Core, Anime-song x Bass ft 3R2 (TW), rainry, rinairi/VITICZ/yungbentai/Vanille Altzy/10SAI/WINDY, Wild Pearl Studio Micro-club 195 Pearl's Hill Terrace (chinatown), $28
- DJ, Goth Event: The Batcave Project: Batastrophe ft. Kabuki Kaiser, Katronyk, Grave, Jono (darkwave post-punk, industrial, ebm), Hexenskye Studios at York Hill (near furama riverfront), $25
- DJ, TRANCE4M International ft Paul Denton (IRE), rob z, club iki @ ikigai riverwalk clarke quay, $45
- DJ, 🏖 FUEGO NIGHT BEACH FIESTA DJs Kfaith & Skilla (Reggaeton, Afrobeats, Hip Hop, pop), sand bar 53 siloso beach walk Sentosa, $30
- DJ & Live Music: Transcend Ego Dissolving Dance Party by Mantravine ft yetpet, tom shellsuit et al., kult kafe the grandstand 200 turf club road (sixth avenue), $20
- DJ Queer Brunch: SUNNY SIDE UP: thugshop x fomohomo pink pride edition - Your queer boozy brunch party , 66 boat quay, $55
- DJ, 🏖 AQUA AFFAIR (kollywood x bollywood ft DJ Prasen, Melwin, Helsing), one farrer hotel, $30
- DJ, Element Hip-hop Edition 2 - ft. DJ Marie, Badgaldidi, suffix_sams, mr gray, misfits bar 18 ciruclar rd (boat quay), $21
- DJ, Afterlife - Pop Queens Crush (y2k era) ft. 3than, Ling, scruple & dahlia rose), prism club marina square, $35
- DJ, Melodic Beats house/techno rooftop party - ft VIOLESC, Kid Barna & PMIGALIC, Club Di Lusso 2 Hastings Rd (rocholittle india), $20
- DJ, Mukke: berlin meets ibiza in singapore - ft. toasty, ultra vibrance (AU), frau meyer, Koppa (DE) - tech house/baeleric?, projector x picturehouse (the cathay dhoby), $22
- DJ, Parliament Bar's Disco Dream nite, 18 teck lim road (outram)
- DJ, The Gentle's Bar & Records Soft Opening - DJ Itch (Asian Boogie, funk, city pop), 47a neil road
- DJ, JinJu Korean Bar's DJ Night Inaugural - DJ Ilhammi Tan (edm), clarke quay
- DJ, LAST SATURDAYS - the late saturday mystery show ft HBN, Jiang, Haili, dm this IG, $10
- DJ, GrooveTop Garage (UKG, UK Funky, hiphop) ft. Head of Vibes, Kenneth Francis & Joshua P, Neon Pigeon 36 Carpenter St clarke quay, $30
- DJ, Manifest - Dirty Techno Series ft DOBé (DE), MINDANIEL (VN), NINO BLINK + JAMIE REACT (UK), yang club clarke quay, $30
- DJ, Kpop Arcade #14 - SVT (SEVENTEEN) NIGHT ft. kafekcj , Majesty Chen Oxley Tower L20, 138 robinson rd, left $50 doors
- DJ, Vertigo 26: Unker 4 - 80s SynthPop / Hair Rock nite, at MINT Museum City Hall, listening bar
- DJ, Moonstone: Ya5th (hiphop rnb), 103 amoy st
- DJ, Potato Head: Shaun Nocturnals + Mutiah Ashnim, 36 Keong Saik Rd, bar bistro
- DJ, Drip: After The Noon (PH) - also top 40s, edm, hard, hiphop rnb, 100 Orchard Rd Concorde Hotel, $32
- DJ, Club Hell, F*!@ Me in Hell, 113 telok ayer (mrt), gay club $35 soldout
- DJ, HQ: Halal Sol, The Weatherman, TMDDJ (house, techno), hq club 66A boat quay, $30
- DJ, CE LA VI: Glam Bash, marina bay sands hotel
- DJ, Black Horse: Miggy T, Highness, Gerlexis (hardstyle, oriental edm, open), ming arcade orchard L7, asian style club
- * DJ, Magic carpet: Bollywood Saturday, 7500 beach rd, $30-$50
- DJ, MILK: Viva La Vida (reggaeton, latin hits, guaracha) ft. relibre, snickaz, dj naddz, 530 North Bridge Rd Bugis Point L3, $30
- DJ, Capital Zouk: Poparazzi presents Caden & Ghetto feat. MC T-Fresh (pop), capital zouk clarke quay (22+ yo), ~$50
- DJ, Tuff: CHRISTIAN SMITH (tech house), tuff club 138 robinson rd cbd, $35
- DJ, Luxe: Inquisitive & Farah Farz, luxe club marina square, $50
- DJ, Zouk: MAKJ (big room edm), zouk clarke quay, ~$45 with 2 drinks
11-Jun Sun
- SPECTACLE! - Estelle Fly, Alfred Sun, BINI, BGYO, XOXO, YES MY LOVE - AOR Global showcase Best of S-Pop & P-Pop, esplanade, $35
- Christy Smith - Tribute to FESTAC'77 & Fela Kuti (jazzy afrobeat) - Mosiac Music Series, esplanade, $38
- Tong Yao 桐瑶 - Best of Teresa Teng 邓丽君 Tribute Concert, esplanade, $48
- William Youn Piano Recital - Echoes of Silence (schubert, ravel), SCO 7 shenton way sco conference hall, $25
- Esplanade: Flamenco Meets Jazz Music - amanda lee x dancer Tania Goh, free
- Esplanade: Beautiful Sundays: Sparkswind Ensemble Relaxed Concert, free reg limited
- Esplanade Contemporary Dance: T.H.E Dance Company - Last, outdoor, free
- Piano Fest: Pierre-Laurent Aimard Recital, victoria concert hall, $20
- A Capella: NUS Resonance: Vocal Obsession X: the night we met - Day 1, NUS UCC, preview $20
- Blu Jaz: New Stream Brass Band (new orleans style), blu jaz at bali ln, $22 soldout
- Talk: SCCC's TV Festival 生命传承 - 华彩电视节 ft Bryan Wong, Chen Liping, Marcus Chin, Low Wee Liang, Cheong Yan Peng, Gao Mei Gui, Ayden Sng, 1 Straits Boulevard, free reg
- Standup Comedy: Aravind SA's We Need to Talk, Alliance Française Theatre (newton), $65
- Ballet: Cheng Youth Ballet Academy - Révérence 2023 - Last, NUS UCC, $50
- Dance: Authentic Flamenco - Paula Rodríguez (last), Kewalram Chanrai Arts Centre (Robertson Quay), $65
- Blackbird: Cat Mountain Kings - blues and rock, also jack and rai, raw earth , gillman barracks music bar
- DJ, Foxtail at The Back Room - ft DJ Mari, Haili, Tasha, 36 club street, cocktail bar free reg
- * DJ, 🏖️ Pool Party Drip V8: ft. DJ shai, k faith, Knrck, 1 altitude coast outpost hotel sentosa, $15
12-Jun Mon
- Cui Xia 萃霞 aka Felinda Wong - 40 Years of Golden Hits, esplanade, ~$15
- Esplanade: After Tea Date with Ywenna Quinn (shanghai vocal jazz), free
- Esplanade Live Visual Art x Classical: Birds of Fantasy - Artist Jacky Mak x David Loke, Charmaine Teo, Dingchao Huang - Day 1, free
- Scary Psychedelic Night at The Fluxus House - Sakiko Performance Art x Cruise Chen, 23 teo hong road (outram/keong saik), also an exhibition till june 30, free
13-Jun Tue
- Esplanade Live Visual Art x Classical: Birds of Fantasy - Artist Jacky Mak x David Loke, Charmaine Teo, Dingchao Huang - Last, free
- SIMPLY JAZZ: Ireson (Latin Jazz sextet), chijmes b1 Jazz Bar
- The Purple Symphony Annual Concert 2023 Day 1, 7 shenton way sco conference hall, $20
- Improv Storytelling: What's Your Story SLAM: Summer, projector golden mile tower, $40
14-Jun Wed
- Lee Seung Gi, resorts world sentosa, $168
- Nobuyuki Tsujii Returns to Singapore (pianist), Esplanade, $48
- Chinese Theatre: Cao Yu's Sunrise by Jin Xing Theatre Shanghai & Mars Drama - Day 1, esplanade, $88
- Esplanade Theatre/Visual/Ambient: Transit 步: The Performance, free
- Cool Cats Jazz: The Blues: with Skunk Jive, jw mariott beach rd (esplanade), jazz-ish bar $30
- Candlelight: Best of Hans Zimmer by vocalise string quartet, the arts house (city hall), left $52
- Blackbird: Rockweller (hard rock), gillman barracks live music bar
- Standup comedy: Jinx Yeo at Mo's Grill & Bar West Coast, opposite haw par villa MRT, $22
- Punk History TouDialogue: POST PUNK with Shaiful Risan, 345 geyland rd Pavilion Square, $15-$25 with drink
- DJ, Prism: Ladies First with tarot Cards and Kandi Beads, prism pan pacific, femme free with timing - men $30
- DJ, Offtrack: Nightcap with DJ ITCH (asian boogie, funk, citypop), beside hong lim park, music gastro bar
- DJ, Potato Head: DJ Yenn (hiphop rnb nite), 36 Keong Saik Rd, bar bistro
15-Jun Thu
- The Purple Symphony Annual Concert 2023- Last, 7 shenton way sco conference hall, $20
- Esplanade Rap x Chinese Classical x Text?: Axel Brizzy, Calista Liaw, Jeremy Wong, Wovensound, Khalif Rawi - The Art of War 2.0 - Day 1, free
- Chinese Theatre: Sunrise - Day 2, esplanade, $88
- Cool Cats Jazz: Alina Ramirez plays Latin Jazz, jw mariott beach rd (esplanade), jazz-ish bar $30
- Candlelight: Vivaldi's Four Seasons - by Vocalise string quartet, the arts house city hall, $35
- DJ, CLUB RICH: DJ Dash, Lionnexus & a mystery DJ - EURO RETURN 2, 114 middle road (bugis)
- DJ, Offtrack: Daryl Knows, beside hong lim park, music gastro bar
16-Jun Fri
- SUGA of BTS Agust D - Day 1, indoor stadium, $168 soldout
- 伍佰 WU BAI AND CHINA BLUE ROCK STAR 2023 巡迴演唱会 - Day 1, resorts world sentosa, $78
- Metal/Core/HC Gig: That Incredble Gig in JUNE ft. TARIOT, Aggressive Raisin Cat, Destiny, Overthrown, Tailgates, Shy Guys, centre 42 waterloo st (bras basah), $16
- Esplanade: Cheats (PH), outdoor, free
- Esplanade: Shirly Temple (indie-rock, 60s psych pop), outdoor, free
- Esplanade Rap x Chinese Chamber Classical x Text?: Axel Brizzy, Calista Liaw, Jeremy Wong, Wovensound, Khalif Rawi - The Art of War 2.0 - Last, free
- Chamber: More Than Music Trio - Notes of Passion (dvorak, strauss, sibelius, tartini) - day 1, esplanade, $20-$30
- Jazz Loft: Sean Hong Wei Quartet (tenor sax lead). blu jaz L3 at bali ln, $22
- Cool Cats: Nikki Muller, also on 18 Jun, jw mariott beach rd (esplanade), jazz-ish bar $40
- Mandopop Chinese Opera: Who Says It First 戏谁先说 by Nam Hwa Opera - Day 1, 1 straits boulevard, preview, $28
- Chinese Theatre: Sunrise by Jin Xing Theatre Shanghai - Last, esplanade, $88
- Candlelight: A Tribute to ABBA - VOX string quartet, the arts house city hall, $35
- Drag Event: Baby Queen Movie Screening - SG drag movie & drag aftershow, projector golden mile, $39
- Gegarfest: Gerhana Skacinta (ska/rocksteady/reggae), Ryzall Noh, Caliph Buskers, singapore expo, free
- Gastrobeats: Shirlyn + The UnXpected (rock), marina bay open space, free
- DJ, NORTH EAST SOCIAL CLUB x Thugshop: Soul Mass Transit System (UK garage, bassline) ft mza, lemak, helios, tuff club 138 robinson rd cbd, $37
- DJ, HOUSEWRK Presents: SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA tribute, projector x picturehouse (the cathay), $22 (SHM10 code discount)
- DJ, CIEL X Therapy Room : Open Decks DJ ft. Jas, Daya, Vincent, Mari, BenBen, edition rooftop bar dhoby ghaut (82 clemenceau ave), $22
- DJ, Thugshop XXL Series feat. PIG&DAN (techno, progressive), MDLR 62 cecil street (telok ayer), $40
- DJ, Bailar - Agitar ft piratheeb, kelibre, dj snickaz, djsan, naddz (hiphop reggaeton latinhouse), hard rock cafe orchard, ~$20 not clear
- DJ, AfroDesi Night at Majesty Chen, Oxley Tower L20, 138 robinson rd, $25
- DJ, Phuture Zouk: TRANSFIX invites TRANCE4M by Last One Standing - DJ Tony Hang, Daniel Ang and Joshen, zouk clarke quay
- DJ, Blu Jaz: Back to the 90s with DJ Jag x Big, blu jaz at bali ln, $11
- DJ, Offtrack: Anwar, beside hong lim park, music gastro bar
- DJ, Potato Head: The Beat Usagi + Nino Blink (disco/funk), 36 Keong Saik Rd, bar bistro
- DJ, Yang Club: Kaylova, reiko & kidd royale ft mc hund, clarke quay
- DJ, HQ: GONNO (jp house, techno, ambient). headquarters club 66A boat quay, $37
- DJ, Marquee: Revolution - DJ Zippy's 'Future Rave' night, marina bay sands $20
- DJ, CE LA VI: FLOYD LAVINE (ZA afro house), kenneth f, marina bay sands hotel, $38
17-Jun Sat
- CLANG: 克朗! CHINESE Indie Music Fest - ft 麋先生 MIXER, 9m88, 旺福 WONFU, 守夜人 NIGHT KEEPERS, 海豚刑警 IRUKA PORISU, 甜约翰 Sweet John, 温室杂草 Easy Weeds, pasir panjang power stn, $120
- 伍佰 WU BAI AND CHINA BLUE ROCK STAR 2023 巡迴演唱会 - Last Day, resorts world sentosa, $78
- SUGA of BTS Agust D - Day 2, indoor stadium, $168 soldout
- Dewi Persik - Dangdut Mania ft Rina Nose and Nabila Maharani (INA), Rosalina Musa (SG), star theatre buona vista, $88
- Indie Rock Gig: TURN IT UP Vol II Rabak Records - 8forty5 EP Launch, KYYRA, Nosedive, feelslikeyou, freshpoutine, see link, $20 or doors
- Indie Rock Gig: Pink Cloud Summer - Bellied Star, MRTNS, FADER, Line Drive, Late Culture, see link, $25 soldout
- Esplanade: Door Plant (THA dream-pop/indie-surf band), outdoor, free
- Esplanade: Oh, Flamingo! (PH indie rock), outdoor, free
- Esplanade: ChambeElectronic: In The Living Room ft. Miao Kaiwen, Frances Lee, Chow Jun Yan, free
- Chamber: More Than Music Trio - Notes of Passion (dvorak, strauss, sibelius, tartini) - last, esplanade, $20-$30
- Carnatic Violin Ensemble: Indian Performing Arts Convention 2023: Strings of Gold ft Embar S. Kannan - with Apsaras Arts Dance Co., esplanade, $22 to $35
- SSO Organ: Tom Scott's The Composer and the Mouse + The Carnival of the Animals (family friendly), victoria concert hall, $20
- Jazz Loft: Amanda Lee Swingtet, blu jaz L3 at bali ln, $22
- Mandopop Chinese Opera: Who Says It First 戏谁先说 by Nam Hwa Opera (SCCC Cultural Extravanganza)Last, 1 straits boulevard, $28
- Standup Comedy: Fakkah Fuzz (M18), esplanade, $55
- Kids Ballet: Live Your Story by JE Dance Academy, NUS UCC, $28
- Beatbox Battle: Escension Beatbox Battle by 555 Beatbox, 42 waterloo st (bras basah), $15
- Our Tampines Hub: Let's Rock (retro hits from 60s-70s), tampines, free reg
- Anime Event: MUSIC PROJECT & IDOL Only Event by iFest SG - Day 1, peninsula excelsior hotel ballroom, tics $30
- Soundbath: Mantravine's Soundbath, altered states at kallang riverside park
- Drag/Ballroom: Pink Kiki Ball 2.0 by vogue in progress, with dj bobby pingpongpanda, c2ac, MDLR 62 cecil street (telok ayer), $37 soldout, door available
- Drag Event: Yours Queerly's Queerly Affair 2023, 102 pasir panjang rd, $25
- Prohibited Projects: Distro Day Out - punk/subculture hangout , the substation alley 45 armenian street
- Gegarfest: Khai Bahar, jay jay, nana karia, singapore expo, free
- DJ, DJ Jovynn for Cross Border by Party Lab x Diamondcosg, prism club marina square, $30
- DJ, 🏖 Party Social's Pool Party - Caribbean Vibes ft DaBishop OnDMix, DJ Cheri, Afro Junior (dancehall, reggaeton, afrobeats hiphop), grand park city hall, ~$20
- DJ, Bussy Temple: Father's Womb (Queer NB Positive Rave) - Dance Divine (DE), Sayang (UK-MY), Halalbutch, Soyf§g, Howrøng, 72-13 Mohamed Sultan Road (robertson quay), $27
- DJ, Stickies x What You Know Dance Battle - Block Party (hiphoppy), Stickies 11 Keng Cheow St (clarke quay), $25 doodm
- DJ, 4xF Uncharted - ft. Vaibs, pure love, Daya, Cosmo Carbon, Labraatz, Kayh (housey), stratos rooftop bar at national design centre (bugis), $27
- DJ, CULTURE Presents Back 2 Two Thousands, luxe club marina square, $32
- DJ, Dance Kartel - Gloo, The Kongsee 10 Gemmill Ln, $20
- DJ, Manifest - Jungle Beats Afrohouse + Tribal Tech - ft Cyril Labaude, Stephen Day, Joshua P, Mandala Club 31 Bukit Pasoh, $30
- DJ, EATMEPOPTART: Electric Feel - If You Leave ft. weelikeme, fantastic dinosaur (80s s disco, pop, funk, new wave), projector x picturehouse (the cathay dhoby), $20
- DJ, Yang Club: Asian Nation ft Noizefaktor (my), sherpa, reiko, mc hund, clarke quay
- DJ, Majesty Chen: Even Up Booze & Schmooze Mixer, Oxley Tower L20, 138 robinson rd, $49
- DJ, KPO: PET SHOP BOYS Tribute Night - admirably with DJ Kenneth Siew, beside orchard central (somerset)
- DJ, Offtrack: Archie (ID), bongomann & daryl knows, beside hong lim park, music gastro bar
- DJ, Tuff: Thugshop x Art Beyond Presents - BERLIN SESSIONS with MATCHY (melodic techno & house), 138 robinson rd cbd, $37
- DJ, HQ: VOISKI (techno, leans ambient), headquarters club 66A boat quay, $37
- DJ, Capital Zouk: Total Recall with Caden & Rattle (90s - 00s), capital zouk clarke quay (22+), $75
- DJ, Zouk: Charged with Hong & Ghetto (bass night), zouk clarke quay, ~$45 with 2 drinks
- DJ, Marquee: Slushii (bass, dubstep/trap), marina bay sands,
18-Jun Sun
- SUGA of BTS Agust D - Last, indoor stadium, $168 soldout
- ITCHYWORMS (PH rock), timbre one-north, $50
- Jesslyn 陈佩贤 x YU JIA TSENG 曾昱嘉 - Heartfelt Concert 走心音乐会4, esplanade, $88
- Esplanade: monda(e) - instrumental rock/post, outdoor, free
- Esplanade: INTERMISSION - post-punk, outdoor, free
- Esplanade AI Theatre: AI x Improv Theatre, esplanade, free
- Carnatic Fusion Jazz/pop: Niranjan Pandian & NP Collective for IPAC - Samavaya - A Euphonic Co-existence, esplanade, $22-$35
- Classical Harp x Audio-Visual: The Four Seasons Reimagined By The Harp Quarterly x Avik Chari x Lynette Quek, national library drama center, $18-$28
- Candlelight: A Tribute to Joe Hisaishi - Candlelight Orchestra, victoria concert hall, left $84
- Live Reggae/Rocksteady/DJ: Sunday Live Reggae with Reggae Remedy ft Izaar, DJ Rumshot, Thirty Six Brewlab 36 Club Street (boat quay)
- Gegarfest: Insomniacks, Rahila, singapore expo
- Chinese Opera: One Opera Singapore 戏曲一家亲 - Cantonese, Hainan Qiong, Hubei Huangmei, Hokkkien, & Teochew Opera (SCCC Cultural Extravaganza), SCCC auditorium, $10 soldout
- Ballet: DuCon Singapore Gala ft Kimin Kim and May Nagahisa of Mariinsky Theatre, SOTA dhoby ghaut,$60
- Avant Dance: PheNoumenon by T.H.E Dance Company (last), esplanade, $28-$40
- Soundbath: Haw Par Chill-Lah: Hypno Sense & Sound Bathing, haw par villa, $60 (also on 17/sat)
- Anime Event: MUSIC PROJECT & IDOL Only Event by iFest SG - Last Day, peninsula excelsior hotel ballroom, tics $30
- DJ, KAMPONG BOOGIE x Potato Head: Straight outta Kampong (hip hoppy, mixed genres, rnb funky), 36 Keong Saik Rd, bar bistro tickets at door
19-Jun Mon
- Esplanade: Meet the East and West: Hindustani classical sitar and Western guitar - ft Guru Susanta Chowdhury & Isuru, free
- Avant Dance: Wild Flower by Jin Xing Dance Theatre Shanghai - Day 1, esplanade, $58
- Candlelight: A Tribute to Jay Chou - by Celeste Syn 冼佩瑾, chijmes city hall, $35
20-Jun Tue
- Esplanade: Meet the East and West: Hindustani classical sitar and Western guitar - ft Guru Susanta Chowdhury & Isuru, free
- Classical Art Song: The 11th Singapore Lieder Festival - Arnold Schoenberg's Pierrot Lunaire , esplanade, $15-$22
- Candlelight: A Tribute to Coldplay - pianist Sueli Tang, chijmes hall city hall, $48
- Avant Dance: Wild Flower by Jin Xing Dance Theatre Shanghai - Last, esplanade, $58
21-Jun Wed
- AI Theatre: AI x Improv Theatre, Esplanade, free
- Cool Cats Jazz: The Jazz Saxophone: with Sean Hong Wei, jw mariott beach rd (esplanade), jazz-ish bar $30
- Candlelight: Magical Movie Soundtracks - by pianist Gabriel Hoe, chijmes city hall, $35
- DJ, Potato Head: Prav of .wavy (hiphop rnb), 36 Keong Saik Rd, bar bistro
22-Jun Thu
- Kruelty (JP hardcore), Krusty (MY), Deceased & KillonSight, phil's studio at parklane shopping centre dhoby L5, $35 now
- Esplanade Multidisciplinary Poetry, music, theatre: Between Ground and Sky, exploring Shirley Geok-lin Lim & Tan Tiag Yi , free
- Jazz Loft: HORNS ARE UNIQUE (HAU) ft Benoit Trouwaert, Andreas Marinello, Rick Smith, blu jaz L3 at bali ln, $22
- Cool Cats Jazz: Beautiful Bossanova with Natasha Oong, jw mariott beach rd (esplanade), jazz-ish bar $30
- SIAO CHAR BORS COMEDY: The Big Gay Variety Show, projector golden mile tower, $28
- Voices of Singapore Men's Audition, capitol theatre
- BEERFEST ASIA, Open Carpark beside Kallang Leisure Park
- DJ, Offtrack: Nez Senja, beside hong lim park, music gastro bar
- DJ, Tipsy Penguin turns 5! Tipsy Slumber Party ft. DJ Mad Jester & Emo Nemo + Bolster Fight Championship, NTUC Income Building Tampines Central
Ongoing maybe not music
- Till 25 June Gastrobeats and iLight Singapore, free
- Exhibition: Naruto TV 20th Anniversary Exhibition, marina square, $25, everyday
- Theatre till 18 Jul: Wild Rice's Hotel, funan city hall, $70 for 2 connected shows, every other day
- Theatre till 18 jun: Pangdemonium's Doubt - A Parable, esplanade, ~$60, everyday
- Avant Dance 15-18 Jun: PheNoumenon by T.H.E Dance Company, esplanade, $28-$40
- Ballet Kid-friendly 15-18 jun: Singapore Ballet - Peter & Blue's Birthday Party, school of the arts dhoby ghaut, $35
- Theatre 15-18 Jun: Wild Rice's Singapore Youth Theatre - A Double Bill: Every Student is A Good Student/ In My Head, funan, ~$30 soldout
- Dance till 11 Jun: Authentic Flamenco - Paula Rodríguez, Kewalram Chanrai Arts Centre (Robertson Quay/Fort Canning), everyday, $65
- Indian Arts Workshops 18-24 jun: Indian Performing Arts Convention 2023 Workshops - FB, and IG
- Kid Friendly 9-25 jun: Esplanade: Discovering the Harp! with Laura Peh, only on fri-weekends, free
- Exhibit 13-18 jun: Esplanade: Transit 步: The Installation, free
- * exhibit till 18 jun “Conundrum Chamber”, by three artists: BODHI, Jayalakshmi, and Yang Han Wen
2023.06.07 15:49 Ok-Temporary4466 Did they have Wendigo psychosis?
Some interesting reading from wiki-
Ce qui nous mit plus en peine, fut la nouvelle que nous apprismes dés l'entrée du Lac, à sçauoir : que les deputez par nostre Conducteur, qui deuoient conuoquer les Nations à la Mer du Nord, et leur donner le rendez-vous pour nous y attendre, auoient esté tuez l'Hiuer passé, d'une façon estonnante. Ces pauures gens furent saisis, à ce qu'on nous a dit, d'vn mal qui nous est inconnu, mais qui n'est pas bien extraordinaire parmy les peuples que nous cherchons : ils ne sont ny lunatiques, ny hypocondriaques, ny phrenetiques; mais ils ont vn mélange de toutes ces sortes de maladies, qui, leur blessant l'imagination, leur cause vne faim plus que canine, et les rend si affamez de chair humaine, qu'ils se iettent sur les femmes, sur les enfans, mesme sur les hommes, comme de vrais loups-garous, et les deuorent à belles dents, sans se pouuoir rassasier ny saouler, cherchans tousiours nouuelle proye, et plus auidement que plus ils en ont mangé. C'est la maladie dont ces députez furent atteints; et comme la mort est l'vnique remede parmy ces bonnes gens, pour arrester ces meurtres, ils ont esté massacrez pour arrester le cours de leur manie.[23]
What caused us greater concern was the news that met us upon entering the Lake, namely, that the men deputed by our Conductor for the purpose of summoning the Nations to the North Sea, and assigning them a rendezvous, where they were to await our coming, had met their death the previous Winter in a very strange manner. Those poor men (according to the report given us) were seized with an ailment unknown to us, but not very unusual among the people we were seeking. They are afflicted with neither lunacy, hypochondria, nor frenzy; but have a combination of all these species of disease, which affects their imaginations and causes them a more than canine hunger. This makes them so ravenous for human flesh that they pounce upon women, children, and even upon men, like veritable werewolves, and devour them voraciously, without being able to appease or glut their appetite—ever seeking fresh prey, and the more greedily the more they eat. This ailment attacked our deputies; and, as death is the sole remedy among those simple people for checking such acts of murder, they were slain in order to stay the course of their madness.[24]
Although in many recorded cases of Wendigo psychosis the individual has been killed to prevent cannibalism from resulting, some Cree folklore recommends treatment by ingestion of fatty animal meats or drinking animal grease; those treated may sometimes vomit ice as part of the curing process.[25]
One of the more famous cases of Wendigo psychosis reported involved a Plains Cree trapper from Alberta, named Swift Runner.[26][27] During the winter of 1878, Swift Runner and his family were starving, and his eldest son died. Twenty-five miles away from emergency food supplies at a Hudson's Bay Company post, Swift Runner butchered and ate his wife and five remaining children.[28] Given that he resorted to cannibalism so near to food supplies, and that he killed and consumed the remains of all those present, it was revealed that Swift Runner's was not a case of pure cannibalism as a last resort to avoid starvation, but rather of a man with Wendigo psychosis.[28] He eventually confessed and was executed by authorities at Fort Saskatchewan.[29]
Another well-known case involving Wendigo psychosis was that of Jack Fiddler, an Oji-Cree chief and medicine man known for his powers at defeating wendigos. In some cases, this entailed killing people with Wendigo psychosis. As a result, in 1907, Fiddler and his brother Joseph were arrested by the Canadian authorities for homicide. Jack committed suicide, but Joseph was tried and sentenced to life in prison. He ultimately was granted a pardon but died three days later in jail before receiving the news of this pardon.[30]
Fascination with Wendigo psychosis among Western ethnographers, psychologists, and anthropologists led to a hotly debated controversy in the 1980s over the historicity of this phenomenon. Some researchers argued that, essentially, Wendigo psychosis was a fabrication, the result of naïve anthropologists taking stories related to them at face value without observation.[31][32] Others have pointed to a number of credible eyewitness accounts, both by Algonquians and others, as evidence that Wendigo psychosis was a factual historical phenomenon.[33]
The frequency of Wendigo psychosis cases decreased sharply in the 20th century as Boreal Algonquian people came into greater and greater contact with European ideologies and more sedentary, less rural, lifestyles.[5]
In his 2004 treatise Revenge of the Windigo on disorders and treatments of the behavioral health industry in the United States and Canada that are peculiar to indigenous people, James B. Waldram wrote,[34]
In addition to characterizing individual people who exhibit destructive tendencies, the wendigo can also describe movements and events with similarly negative effects. According to Professor Chris Schedler, the figure of the wendigo represents "consuming forms of exclusion and assimilation" through which groups dominate other groups."[37] This application allows Native Americans to describe colonialism and its agents as wendigos since the process of colonialism ejected natives from their land and threw the natural world out of balance. DeSanti points to the 1999 horror film Ravenous) as an illustration of this argument equating "the cannibal monster" to "American colonialism and manifest destiny". This movie features a character who articulates that expansion brings displacement and destruction as side effects, explaining that "manifest destiny" and "western expansion" will bring "thousands of gold-hungry Americans... over the mountains in search of new lives... This country is seeking to be whole... Stretching out its arms... and consuming all it can. And we merely follow".[38]
As a concept, wendigo can apply to situations other than some Native American-European relations. It can serve as a metaphor explaining any pattern of domination by which groups subjugate and dominate or violently destroy and displace. Joe Lockhard, English professor at Arizona State University, argues that wendigos are agents of "social cannibalism" who know "no provincial or national borders; all human cultures have been visited by shape-shifting wendigos. Their visitations speak to the inseparability of human experience... National identity is irrelevant to this borderless horror."[39] Lockhard's ideas explain that wendigos are an expression of a dark aspect of human nature: the drive toward greed, consumption, and disregard for other life in the pursuit of self-aggrandizement.
Romantic scholar and documentarian Emily Zarka, also a professor at Arizona State University, observes that two commonalities among the indigenous cultures of Algonquian language family speakers are that they are situated in climes where harsh winters are frequent and may be accompanied by starvation. She states that the wendigo symbolically represents three major concepts: it is the incarnation of winter, the embodiment of hunger, and the personification of selfishness.[2]
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Psychosis
In historical accounts of retroactively diagnosed Wendigo psychosis, it has been reported that humans became possessed by the wendigo spirit, after being in a situation of needing food and having no other choice besides cannibalism. In 1661, The Jesuit Relations reported:Ce qui nous mit plus en peine, fut la nouvelle que nous apprismes dés l'entrée du Lac, à sçauoir : que les deputez par nostre Conducteur, qui deuoient conuoquer les Nations à la Mer du Nord, et leur donner le rendez-vous pour nous y attendre, auoient esté tuez l'Hiuer passé, d'une façon estonnante. Ces pauures gens furent saisis, à ce qu'on nous a dit, d'vn mal qui nous est inconnu, mais qui n'est pas bien extraordinaire parmy les peuples que nous cherchons : ils ne sont ny lunatiques, ny hypocondriaques, ny phrenetiques; mais ils ont vn mélange de toutes ces sortes de maladies, qui, leur blessant l'imagination, leur cause vne faim plus que canine, et les rend si affamez de chair humaine, qu'ils se iettent sur les femmes, sur les enfans, mesme sur les hommes, comme de vrais loups-garous, et les deuorent à belles dents, sans se pouuoir rassasier ny saouler, cherchans tousiours nouuelle proye, et plus auidement que plus ils en ont mangé. C'est la maladie dont ces députez furent atteints; et comme la mort est l'vnique remede parmy ces bonnes gens, pour arrester ces meurtres, ils ont esté massacrez pour arrester le cours de leur manie.[23]
What caused us greater concern was the news that met us upon entering the Lake, namely, that the men deputed by our Conductor for the purpose of summoning the Nations to the North Sea, and assigning them a rendezvous, where they were to await our coming, had met their death the previous Winter in a very strange manner. Those poor men (according to the report given us) were seized with an ailment unknown to us, but not very unusual among the people we were seeking. They are afflicted with neither lunacy, hypochondria, nor frenzy; but have a combination of all these species of disease, which affects their imaginations and causes them a more than canine hunger. This makes them so ravenous for human flesh that they pounce upon women, children, and even upon men, like veritable werewolves, and devour them voraciously, without being able to appease or glut their appetite—ever seeking fresh prey, and the more greedily the more they eat. This ailment attacked our deputies; and, as death is the sole remedy among those simple people for checking such acts of murder, they were slain in order to stay the course of their madness.[24]
Although in many recorded cases of Wendigo psychosis the individual has been killed to prevent cannibalism from resulting, some Cree folklore recommends treatment by ingestion of fatty animal meats or drinking animal grease; those treated may sometimes vomit ice as part of the curing process.[25]
One of the more famous cases of Wendigo psychosis reported involved a Plains Cree trapper from Alberta, named Swift Runner.[26][27] During the winter of 1878, Swift Runner and his family were starving, and his eldest son died. Twenty-five miles away from emergency food supplies at a Hudson's Bay Company post, Swift Runner butchered and ate his wife and five remaining children.[28] Given that he resorted to cannibalism so near to food supplies, and that he killed and consumed the remains of all those present, it was revealed that Swift Runner's was not a case of pure cannibalism as a last resort to avoid starvation, but rather of a man with Wendigo psychosis.[28] He eventually confessed and was executed by authorities at Fort Saskatchewan.[29]
Another well-known case involving Wendigo psychosis was that of Jack Fiddler, an Oji-Cree chief and medicine man known for his powers at defeating wendigos. In some cases, this entailed killing people with Wendigo psychosis. As a result, in 1907, Fiddler and his brother Joseph were arrested by the Canadian authorities for homicide. Jack committed suicide, but Joseph was tried and sentenced to life in prison. He ultimately was granted a pardon but died three days later in jail before receiving the news of this pardon.[30]
Fascination with Wendigo psychosis among Western ethnographers, psychologists, and anthropologists led to a hotly debated controversy in the 1980s over the historicity of this phenomenon. Some researchers argued that, essentially, Wendigo psychosis was a fabrication, the result of naïve anthropologists taking stories related to them at face value without observation.[31][32] Others have pointed to a number of credible eyewitness accounts, both by Algonquians and others, as evidence that Wendigo psychosis was a factual historical phenomenon.[33]
The frequency of Wendigo psychosis cases decreased sharply in the 20th century as Boreal Algonquian people came into greater and greater contact with European ideologies and more sedentary, less rural, lifestyles.[5]
In his 2004 treatise Revenge of the Windigo on disorders and treatments of the behavioral health industry in the United States and Canada that are peculiar to indigenous people, James B. Waldram wrote,[34]
...no actual cases of windigo psychosis have ever been studied, and Lou Marano's scathing critique in 1985 should have killed off the cannibal monster within the psychiatric annals. The windigo, however, continues to seek revenge for this attempted scholarly execution by periodically duping unsuspecting passers-by, like psychiatrists, into believing that windigo psychosis not only exists but that a psychiatrist could conceivably encounter a patient suffering from this disorder in his or her practice today! Windigo psychosis may well be the most perfect example of the construction of an Aboriginal mental disorder by the scholarly professions, and its persistence dramatically underscores how constructions of the Aboriginal by these professions have, like Frankenstein's monster, taken on a life of their own.The 10th revision of the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems (ICD) classifies "Windigo" as a culture-specific disorder, describing it as "Rare, historic accounts of cannibalistic obsession... Symptoms included depression, homicidal or suicidal thoughts, and a delusional, compulsive wish to eat human flesh... Some controversial new studies question the syndrome's legitimacy, claiming cases were actually a product of hostile accusations invented to justify the victim's ostracism or execution."[35]
As a concept or metaphor
In addition to denoting a cannibalistic monster from certain traditional folklore, some Native Americans also understand the wendigo conceptually. As a concept, the wendigo can apply to any person, idea, or movement infected by a corrosive drive toward self-aggrandizing greed and excessive consumption, traits that sow disharmony and destruction if left unchecked. Ojibwe scholar Brady DeSanti asserts that the wendigo "can be understood as a marker indicating... a person... imbalanced both internally and toward the larger community of human and spiritual beings around them."[36] Out of equilibrium and estranged by their communities, individuals thought to be afflicted by the wendigo spirit unravel and destroy the ecological balance around them. Chippewa author Louise Erdrich's novel The Round House), winner of the National Book Award, depicts a situation where an individual person becomes a wendigo. The novel describes its primary antagonist, a rapist whose violent crimes desecrate a sacred site, as a wendigo who must be killed because he threatens the reservation's safety.In addition to characterizing individual people who exhibit destructive tendencies, the wendigo can also describe movements and events with similarly negative effects. According to Professor Chris Schedler, the figure of the wendigo represents "consuming forms of exclusion and assimilation" through which groups dominate other groups."[37] This application allows Native Americans to describe colonialism and its agents as wendigos since the process of colonialism ejected natives from their land and threw the natural world out of balance. DeSanti points to the 1999 horror film Ravenous) as an illustration of this argument equating "the cannibal monster" to "American colonialism and manifest destiny". This movie features a character who articulates that expansion brings displacement and destruction as side effects, explaining that "manifest destiny" and "western expansion" will bring "thousands of gold-hungry Americans... over the mountains in search of new lives... This country is seeking to be whole... Stretching out its arms... and consuming all it can. And we merely follow".[38]
As a concept, wendigo can apply to situations other than some Native American-European relations. It can serve as a metaphor explaining any pattern of domination by which groups subjugate and dominate or violently destroy and displace. Joe Lockhard, English professor at Arizona State University, argues that wendigos are agents of "social cannibalism" who know "no provincial or national borders; all human cultures have been visited by shape-shifting wendigos. Their visitations speak to the inseparability of human experience... National identity is irrelevant to this borderless horror."[39] Lockhard's ideas explain that wendigos are an expression of a dark aspect of human nature: the drive toward greed, consumption, and disregard for other life in the pursuit of self-aggrandizement.
Romantic scholar and documentarian Emily Zarka, also a professor at Arizona State University, observes that two commonalities among the indigenous cultures of Algonquian language family speakers are that they are situated in climes where harsh winters are frequent and may be accompanied by starvation. She states that the wendigo symbolically represents three major concepts: it is the incarnation of winter, the embodiment of hunger, and the personification of selfishness.[2]
2023.06.07 04:10 Huongcaobeo Chuyến du lịch khám phá cuộc sống về đêm tại Montreal
 | Canada vốn nhiều người biết đến với điểm đến thiên nhiên tươi đẹp cùng những hồ nước đẹp đến nao lòng, nhưng toàn cầu về đêm mới thực sự là thiên đường với những ai muốn vui chơi “xả láng”. Nếu các bạn đang tìm kiếm những điểm chơi đêm ở Montreal, Canada, hãy cùng chuyên trang Thetravel khám phá và trải nghiệm ngay thôi! Tham khảo kinh nghiệm mua vé máy bay đi Canada và khách tham quan sẽ có cơ hội khám phá nhiều điều quyến rũ.. submitted by Huongcaobeo to u/Huongcaobeo [link] [comments] Trải nghiệm 10 điểm chơi đêm ở Montreal, Canada 1.1. Cung thiên văn Còn gì hoàn hảo hơn việc xả “stress” sau những ngày làm việc bận bịu bằng cách kết nối với thiên nhiên tại cung thiên văn. Nằm ở phía bắc khu phố Hochelaga-Maisonneuve, cung thiên văn Rio Tinto Alcan là nơi giải trí về đêm lý tưởng ở Montreal sau khi thưởng thức bữa tối hoàn hảo bên bạn bè. https://preview.redd.it/yo3nwcex7i4b1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2d680405546c09aa3fef47a06c45a8d0bb1a27e Hãy ngắm nhìn những ngôi sao sáng rực trên bầu trời và hòa mình vào dải ngân hà khi thưởng thức một trong những buổi biểu diễn chân thực tại cung thiên văn. 1.2. Khu phố Latin Quartier Khu phố trung tâm này là điểm chơi đêm ở Montreal tuyệt vời khi tới Canada. Với vô số quán bar và nhà hát, sự sôi động của khi đến đây sẽ kích thích bất kỳ “cú đêm” nào https://preview.redd.it/yol1m3u08i4b1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc18cac71f83be490420e1db33a6633c65d36120 Vì Latin Quartier nhiều người biết đến là khu phố của nghệ thuật và âm nhạc, khách tham quan có thể chọn dành cả đêm ở đây hoặc ghé thăm Le Bordel Comédie hay Nhà hát St-Denis để giải trí trước khi di chuyển tới La Distillerie hoặc L’Amère à Boire để thưởng thức đồ uống. Mua vé máy bay giá rẻ đến nha trang để có tour du lịch đặc sắc 1.3. Brasserie Harricana Brasserie Harricana là một trong những địa điểm về đêm đáng ghé thăm của thành phố Montreal, tọa lạc ngay gần khu Mile-Ex thời thượng và Little Italy. Mở cửa đến 2 giờ sáng, nhà hàng phục vụ từ các món ăn nhẹ như trứng rán hoặc falafel tới các bữa ăn thịnh soạn hơn như bánh mì kẹp thịt hay bít tết đến tận sáng sớm https://preview.redd.it/oi966pd18i4b1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3be058e72dd64ea189ec56c3df9871d8ec045046 Ngoài ra, Brasserie Harricana đáp ứng món bia tự ủ “có một không hai” rất đáng để thử, và một list đa dạng các loại cocktail hay rượu táo cho khách hàng. 1.4. Place Des Arts Nếu các bạn muốn “đổi gió” trong hành trình chơi đêm ở Montreal, trung tâm biểu diễn nghệ thuật địa phương Place Des Arts chính là nơi tổ chức các sự kiện độc đáo nhất thành phố hành khách nên ghé qua và thưởng thức. Bất cứ là ở mùa nào, tại đây chắc chắn sẽ khiến du khách kinh ngạc với vô vàn buổi biểu diễn từ opera đến hài kịch hay nhạc jazz https://preview.redd.it/rgs89ow18i4b1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a68e73e384890038a9fd33b3dfe84fc676ebf71 Place Des Arts cũng sở hữu các quán bar và nhà hàng riêng để khách tham quan thưởng thức bữa tối trước khi xem buổi biểu diễn, phù hợp là một trong những điểm chơi đêm ở Montreal đáng thử nhất. Tham khảo giá vé máy bay hcm phú quốc và bạn sẽ có cơ hội tìm hiểu đảo ngọc xinh đẹp của Việt Nam. 1.5. Poutine Sau chuyến vui chơi “mất sức”, khách tham quan có thể lấp đầy chiếc bụng đói tại Poutine – một trong những điểm hấp dẫn nhất về đêm ở Montreal. Đa số chi nhánh của Poutine đều mở cửa khá muộn, thậm chí là nửa đêm để bạn có thể tận hưởng buổi đi chơi trọn vẹn nhất. https://preview.redd.it/1tugljl28i4b1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65eb943f9e519421e17a3cc278ea19ae96f68014 Hãy chọn La Banquise như món ăn nhẹ hoàn hảo trước khi chuyển sang món Au Pied de Cochon đầy cầu kì nhưng cũng vô cùng “đưa miệng”. 1.6. La Grande Roue De Montréal Một trong những điểm chơi đêm ở Montreal các bạn không nên bỏ dở chính là La Grande Roue De Montréal – vòng quay cao nhất Canada. Tọa lạc ngay trên mặt nước ở bến cảng cũ, La Grande Rou mang đến khung cảnh tuyệt vời của TP khi đêm về, với ánh đèn đường sáng rực và đời sống nhộn nhịp hơn bao giờ hết. https://preview.redd.it/lz01x4d38i4b1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6215169055bd900e5c203123a54f44c593afcc9d Tham khảo khách du lịch khi đứng trên vòng quay có thể nhìn xa được tới 28 km theo các hướng. Đừng lo về thời tiết vì vào mùa đông, khi đến đây được lắp những buồng điều khiển nhiệt độ giúp khách du lịch trải nghiệm khung cảnh Montreal về đêm một cách toàn vẹn nhất. Mua vé máy bay hải phòng đi đà nẵng và khách tham quan sẽ có cơ hội tìm hiểu thêm nhiều điểm đến thú vị và hấp dẫn. 1.7. Phố Crescent tọa lạc trong khu phố Old Montreal lịch sử, Crescent là một trong những con phố quán bar lớn nhất cũng như địa danh giải trí về đêm nổi tiếng ở Montreal. Hãy mở đầu một đêm với bữa tối quý phái tại L’Academie hay bữa ăn hoàn hảo tại Le Warehouse. Sau đó, order một ly bia tại Hurley's Irish Pub hoặc một ly cocktail tại ATPIK Pub và tận hưởng buổi đêm tuyệt vời tại Montreal. https://preview.redd.it/pvowy8448i4b1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ee3602b691a3ab84952a2d78cbf4bcd503fe08 Đừng quên chụp lại những bức ảnh bên bức tường cổ điển Leonard Cohen được vẽ bằng tay để lưu lại kỷ niệm nhé! 1.8. Rialto Theatre Từ rạp chiếu phim trở thành di tích lịch sử của khu phố, Rialto Theatre ngày nay là điểm chơi đêm ở Montreal thích hợp cho những khách du lịch ưa sống ảo. Mặc dầu nơi đây thường được thuê cho các cuộc tụ họp riêng tư, Rialto cũng là nơi tổ chức các buổi dạ tiệc cho khách du lịch trải nghiệm. https://preview.redd.it/zlggtjp48i4b1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75f7761a99aa279a59459c834dde4c6f7601c68 Tòa nhà tọa lạc trên Đại lộ Park trong khu phố Mile End, là Di tích Lịch sử quốc gia của Canada nhờ kiến trúc độc đáo và cổ điển, mang đến cảm giác thư giãn cho bạn ghé thăm thành phố. Đặt mua vé máy bay đi Mỹ giá rẻ và đến với xứ cờ hoa trải nghiệm những điều độc đáo 1.9. Rooftop Bar Nhắc đến những điểm chơi đêm ở Montreal, không thể không nhắc đến các quán bar trên sân thượng. Đây là điểm dừng chân lý tưởng để ngắm nhìn cục bộ khung cảnh TP khi màn đêm buông xuống. https://preview.redd.it/xro80qq58i4b1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89d69a7cb1a708d7e360fc3d54abd847839ef34 Hãy gọi cho mình một món đồ uống yêu mến và chụp những bức ảnh sống ảo cùng “background” hoàn hảo của Montreal. 1.10. Phố Saint-Laurent https://preview.redd.it/mmf92xe68i4b1.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59220a12631fb961797df7f0150293d50665031c Khu phố này là điểm chơi đêm chính hiệu của Montreal, sau khi trở thành trung tâm lớn thứ hai của thành phố. Dường như rảo bước trên những cung đường của Saint-Laurent, hãy thử khiêu vũ tại Blue Dog, nghe nhạc sống tại Barfly hoặc chọn cho mình một món đồ uống ngon lành tại Darling. Bên cạnh đó, khách tham quan có thể thưởng thức bữa ăn kiểu Nga tại Rasputin hoặc Lebanese ở nhà hàng Daou. 2. Những quán ăn về đêm ở Montreal Ngoài những địa điểm giải trí, hãy note lại một vài quán ăn đêm ngon tuyệt tại Montreal phòng khi bụng đói nhé:
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2023.06.06 04:49 waynerad GeniusTrip.AI -- Use AI to plan your vacation
It asked me where I wanted to go. I put in "Mons, Belgium", because, why not?
It asked for travel dates. I said July 12 to July 27 of this year. Nice 2-week vacation.
It said "Choose your budget." Options were: low, medium, high, and luxury. I chose "low". Though I'll bet Mons, Belgium is a place where you could do "luxury".
It said "Choose your vacation type." Options were "Relaxed" and "Packed". I picked "Packed". (Can you actually picture me relaxing?)
It said "Choose your category." Options were "Romantic", "Adventure", "Touristic", "Party", "Family", "Cultural", "Mixed". I picked "Adventure", though I was tempted by "Party".
It said, "Choose your dietary preference." Options were "Vegan", "Vegetarian", "Pescatarian", "Halal", and "No preference". I picked "No preference". Vacation isn't the time to be picky, right?
Never heard of the word "pescatarian" before but the "fish" icon makes me think it means fish.
Anyway, I clicked "Submit".
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Recommended accommodation: Hotel Lido Mons Centre
Day 1:
Recommended transport mode: Taxi
Arrive at Brussels Airport and take a taxi to your hotel in Mons. Spend the day exploring the city on foot, visiting the Grand Place, the Belfry, and the SainteWaudru Collegiate Church. For dinner, head to Le Pain Quotidien for some delicious vegetarian options.
Day 2:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Start your day with a visit to the Mons Memorial Museum to learn about the city's history. Then, take a walk to the Van Gogh House, where the famous artist lived for a short time. For lunch, try some traditional Belgian cuisine at Le Pain Quotidien. In the afternoon, take a stroll through the Parc du WauxHall and enjoy the beautiful scenery. For dinner, head to Le Pain Quotidien for some more vegetarian options.
Day 3:
Recommended transport mode: Train
Take a train to the nearby city of Tournai and spend the day exploring its beautiful architecture, including the NotreDame Cathedral and the Belfry. For lunch, try some local specialties at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, take the train back to Mons and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 4:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Explore the city's art scene by visiting the BAM Beaux-Arts Mons museum and the Mundaneum, a museum dedicated to the history of information and communication. For lunch, try some delicious vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Theatre Royal de Mons for a show.
Day 5:
Recommended transport mode: Bicycle
Rent a bicycle and take a ride through the beautiful countryside surrounding Mons. Stop for lunch at a local restaurant and try some traditional Belgian cuisine. In the evening, head back to the city and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 6:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Take a walking tour of the city's many parks and gardens, including the Jardin du Mayeur and the Parc du Beffroi. For lunch, try some vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Grand Place and enjoy a drink at one of the many bars.
Day 7:
Recommended transport mode: Train
Take a train to the nearby city of Charleroi and spend the day exploring its many museums and galleries. For lunch, try some local specialties at a restaurant in the city. In the evening, take the train back to Mons and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 8:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Explore the city's many churches and cathedrals, including the SainteElisabeth Church and the Saint-Nicolas Church. For lunch, try some vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Theatre Royal de Mons for a show.
Day 9:
Recommended transport mode: Bicycle
Rent a bicycle and take a ride through the beautiful countryside surrounding Mons. Stop for lunch at a local restaurant and try some traditional Belgian cuisine. In the evening, head back to the city and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 10:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Take a walking tour of the city's many museums and galleries, including the Musée François Duesberg and the Musée du Doudou. For lunch, try some vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Grand Place and enjoy a drink at one of the many bars.
Day 11:
Recommended transport mode: Train
Take a train to the nearby city of Namur and spend the day exploring its many castles and fortresses. For lunch, try some local specialties at a restaurant in the city. In the evening, take the train back to Mons and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 12:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Explore the city's many parks and gardens, including the Jardin du Mayeur and the Parc du Beffroi. For lunch, try some vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Theatre Royal de Mons for a show.
Day 13:
Recommended transport mode: Bicycle
Rent a bicycle and take a ride through the beautiful countryside surrounding Mons. Stop for lunch at a local restaurant and try some traditional Belgian cuisine. In the evening, head back to the city and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 14:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Take a walking tour of the city's many churches and cathedrals, including the SainteElisabeth Church and the Saint-Nicolas Church. For lunch, try some vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Grand Place and enjoy a drink at one of the many bars.
Day 15:
Recommended transport mode: Taxi
Take a taxi to
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Weirdly, it cut off that last entry. I assume back to the airport for the flight back.
Also weirdly, it thinks I want to eat at Le Pain Quotidien every day. Which actually means "The Daily Bread" in French. The bread must be just ridiculously awesome?
It does look like the trip ought to be rather low cost, with lots of walking and biking and the occasional train. Some of the attractions look like they're low-cost, like biking in nature, visiting churches and parks and gardens. Some might be expensive like art galleries. Most of the cost, though, probably just goes to getting a hotel that is so close to the center of the city. I suppose it's worth it to get so much within walking distance.
No idea how this system works. I'm guessing it's using a generative AI model, but what it generates is based on a database of destinations and attractions and is shoe-horned into the format of a trip plan. Wonder if they trained a model from scratch or fine-tuned a model from somewhere else.
https://geniustrip.ai/
submitted by waynerad to u/waynerad [link] [comments]
It asked for travel dates. I said July 12 to July 27 of this year. Nice 2-week vacation.
It said "Choose your budget." Options were: low, medium, high, and luxury. I chose "low". Though I'll bet Mons, Belgium is a place where you could do "luxury".
It said "Choose your vacation type." Options were "Relaxed" and "Packed". I picked "Packed". (Can you actually picture me relaxing?)
It said "Choose your category." Options were "Romantic", "Adventure", "Touristic", "Party", "Family", "Cultural", "Mixed". I picked "Adventure", though I was tempted by "Party".
It said, "Choose your dietary preference." Options were "Vegan", "Vegetarian", "Pescatarian", "Halal", and "No preference". I picked "No preference". Vacation isn't the time to be picky, right?
Never heard of the word "pescatarian" before but the "fish" icon makes me think it means fish.
Anyway, I clicked "Submit".
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Recommended accommodation: Hotel Lido Mons Centre
Day 1:
Recommended transport mode: Taxi
Arrive at Brussels Airport and take a taxi to your hotel in Mons. Spend the day exploring the city on foot, visiting the Grand Place, the Belfry, and the SainteWaudru Collegiate Church. For dinner, head to Le Pain Quotidien for some delicious vegetarian options.
Day 2:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Start your day with a visit to the Mons Memorial Museum to learn about the city's history. Then, take a walk to the Van Gogh House, where the famous artist lived for a short time. For lunch, try some traditional Belgian cuisine at Le Pain Quotidien. In the afternoon, take a stroll through the Parc du WauxHall and enjoy the beautiful scenery. For dinner, head to Le Pain Quotidien for some more vegetarian options.
Day 3:
Recommended transport mode: Train
Take a train to the nearby city of Tournai and spend the day exploring its beautiful architecture, including the NotreDame Cathedral and the Belfry. For lunch, try some local specialties at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, take the train back to Mons and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 4:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Explore the city's art scene by visiting the BAM Beaux-Arts Mons museum and the Mundaneum, a museum dedicated to the history of information and communication. For lunch, try some delicious vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Theatre Royal de Mons for a show.
Day 5:
Recommended transport mode: Bicycle
Rent a bicycle and take a ride through the beautiful countryside surrounding Mons. Stop for lunch at a local restaurant and try some traditional Belgian cuisine. In the evening, head back to the city and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 6:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Take a walking tour of the city's many parks and gardens, including the Jardin du Mayeur and the Parc du Beffroi. For lunch, try some vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Grand Place and enjoy a drink at one of the many bars.
Day 7:
Recommended transport mode: Train
Take a train to the nearby city of Charleroi and spend the day exploring its many museums and galleries. For lunch, try some local specialties at a restaurant in the city. In the evening, take the train back to Mons and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 8:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Explore the city's many churches and cathedrals, including the SainteElisabeth Church and the Saint-Nicolas Church. For lunch, try some vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Theatre Royal de Mons for a show.
Day 9:
Recommended transport mode: Bicycle
Rent a bicycle and take a ride through the beautiful countryside surrounding Mons. Stop for lunch at a local restaurant and try some traditional Belgian cuisine. In the evening, head back to the city and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 10:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Take a walking tour of the city's many museums and galleries, including the Musée François Duesberg and the Musée du Doudou. For lunch, try some vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Grand Place and enjoy a drink at one of the many bars.
Day 11:
Recommended transport mode: Train
Take a train to the nearby city of Namur and spend the day exploring its many castles and fortresses. For lunch, try some local specialties at a restaurant in the city. In the evening, take the train back to Mons and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 12:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Explore the city's many parks and gardens, including the Jardin du Mayeur and the Parc du Beffroi. For lunch, try some vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Theatre Royal de Mons for a show.
Day 13:
Recommended transport mode: Bicycle
Rent a bicycle and take a ride through the beautiful countryside surrounding Mons. Stop for lunch at a local restaurant and try some traditional Belgian cuisine. In the evening, head back to the city and enjoy dinner at Le Pain Quotidien.
Day 14:
Recommended transport mode: Walking
Take a walking tour of the city's many churches and cathedrals, including the SainteElisabeth Church and the Saint-Nicolas Church. For lunch, try some vegetarian options at Le Pain Quotidien. In the evening, head to the Grand Place and enjoy a drink at one of the many bars.
Day 15:
Recommended transport mode: Taxi
Take a taxi to
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Weirdly, it cut off that last entry. I assume back to the airport for the flight back.
Also weirdly, it thinks I want to eat at Le Pain Quotidien every day. Which actually means "The Daily Bread" in French. The bread must be just ridiculously awesome?
It does look like the trip ought to be rather low cost, with lots of walking and biking and the occasional train. Some of the attractions look like they're low-cost, like biking in nature, visiting churches and parks and gardens. Some might be expensive like art galleries. Most of the cost, though, probably just goes to getting a hotel that is so close to the center of the city. I suppose it's worth it to get so much within walking distance.
No idea how this system works. I'm guessing it's using a generative AI model, but what it generates is based on a database of destinations and attractions and is shoe-horned into the format of a trip plan. Wonder if they trained a model from scratch or fine-tuned a model from somewhere else.
https://geniustrip.ai/
2023.06.05 12:59 sprungy Things to do: June 5 - June 11
June 8
2023 By-Election for Mayor. Voting open
https://www.toronto.ca/city-government/elections/by-election/
The Breathing Lands - Canada’s Ancient Peatlands Can Save Us
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-breathing-lands-canadas-ancient-peatlands-can-save-us-tickets-590400382437
Play Pool and Billiards - Downtown Toronto [Casual]
https://www.meetup.com/torontobilliardsclub/events/293643511/
Yoga with Kittens
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/yoga-with-kittens-tickets-638892353227
Dodgeball - No Experience Necessary
https://www.meetup.com/mracx-multisport/events/293555316/
Ultimate Frisbee Pickup Game! (Weekly)
https://www.meetup.com/30somethingsinto/events/293645334/
Mississauga: Outdoor Pick-up Soccer
https://www.meetup.com/toronto-soccer-meetup/events/293643106/
Pick-up SOCCER ⚽️ All Genders and Skill Levels Welcome!
https://www.meetup.com/mracx-multisport/events/293650616/
** SUMMER RATES & SCHEDULE ** INDOOR SOCCER METRO SPORTSPLEX by JLSOCCER.COM
https://www.meetup.com/toronto-soccer-meetup/events/293648530/
Luxury Cosmetics Warehouse Sale @ Markham Fairgrounds
https://tcws-markham-june-2023.splashthat.com/Social
Horse racing @ Woodbine. Free admission and parking
https://woodbine.com/upcoming-races/
Jays vs Astros @ SkyDome
https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/schedule/2023-06
Jays game w/Meetup
https://www.meetup.com/toronto-blue-jays-meet-up-games/events/293381575/
Bingo @ Flash On Church
http://flashonchurch.com/
$9.99 Raiders Of The Lost Ark @ Cineplex. Until June 8
https://www.cineplex.com/movie/raiders-of-the-lost-ark-2019
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka @ Revue Cinema
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/im-gonna-git-you-sucka-presented-on-35mm-print-tickets-568064966607
Jewish Film Festival. Until June 11
https://tjff.com/
Get Reel Film Festival. Until June 9
https://stellasplace.ca/get-reel/
Breakthroughs Film Festival 2023 @ Paradise Theatre
https://paradiseonbloor.com/calendar
Luminato Festival. Until June 18
https://luminatofestival.com/
Toronto Games Week. Until June 7
https://torontogamesweek.com/
$10 Clothing and Shoe Sale @ International Centre. Until June 11
https://www.popupgiant.com/
Canadian Music Week. Until June 10. Various venues
https://cmw.net/
Kreator and Sepultura @ Danforth Music Hall
https://thedanforth.com/
Paramore @ Scotiabank Arena
https://www.scotiabankarena.com/
Badflower @ Axis Club
https://theaxisclub.com/venue/the-axis-club/
Nahihah Iqbal @ Baby G
http://thebabyg.com/
Shr3d Fest @ The Piston
https://www.thepiston.ca/events
Jamison MacKay @ Monarch Tavern
https://www.themonarchtavern.com/calendar
Charlotte Cardin @ History
https://www.historytoronto.com/
The 99s @ Drake Hotel
https://www.thedrake.ca/thedrakehotel/whatson/
Kassa Overall @ TD Music Hall
https://tdmusichall.mhrth.com/
Black Paint @ Horseshoe Tavern
https://www.horseshoetavern.com/events
Homeboy Sandman @ The Garrison
http://www.garrisontoronto.com/listings.html
Kadeema @ Rivoli
https://www.rivolitoronto.com/shows
John Famos @ Dakota Tavern
https://www.dakotatavern.ca/
Rommel Ribeiro + Toronto International Samba Reggae Festival Opening Night @ Lula Lounge
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/rommel-ribeiro-toronto-international-samba-reggae-festival-opening-night-tickets-631191269077
Jean on Gene @ Cameron House
https://www.thecameron.com/shows
CMW events @ Bovine Sex Club
https://www.bovinesexclub.com/
MOCA After Hours party
https://moca.ca/events/moca-after-hours/
Westside Block Party
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/westside-block-party-tickets-630285229087
Soluna Summer Socials: Rooftop Patio Launch & Social
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/soluna-summer-socials-rooftop-patio-launch-social-tickets-389751014777
Online karaoke
https://www.meetup.com/once-a-singer-always-a-singeevents/293646390/
Karaoke @ Pennys
https://www.instagram.com/jasonrolland/?hl=en
Karaoke Thursdays The Irish Rose Pub Hosted by KJ Sharon
https://www.meetup.com/toronto-karaoke-meetup-group/events/293647705/
Live band karaoke @ Wheatsheaf Tavern
https://www.goodenoughlivekaraoke.com/upcoming-shows.html
Question Everything Pop Culture Trivia Night @ The Fortunate Fox
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/question-everything-pop-culture-trivia-night-the-fortunate-fox-tickets-519912992757
Trivia Night at Shoeless Joe's, The Esplanade
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/trivia-night-at-shoeless-joes-the-esplanade-tickets-641351709227
Online trivia
https://www.twitch.tv/anotherroundtrivia
Weekly trivia roundup
https://www.reddit.com/toronto/comments/ukk8dm/roundup_of_trivia_nights_in_toronto/
Casino bus to Niagara Falls
https://safewaytours.net/en/casino-tours/
Botanical Paint & Sip at the Toronto Music Garden
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/botanical-paint-sip-at-the-toronto-music-garden-tickets-643244069327
Essence Opening Reception @ Twist Gallery
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/essence-opening-reception-tickets-615819862787
Mirvish lottery for $19 discounted Harry Potter tickets
https://lottery.mirvish.com/
Cirque du Soleil Kooza. Until June 18
https://www.cirquedusoleil.com/kooza
Disney Animation: Immersive Experience Toronto
https://tickets.lighthouseimmersive.com/toronto/?#/
Stranger Things : The Experience
https://strangerthings-experience.com/toronto/
The Office Experience @ Yorkdale Mall
https://theofficeexperience.com/toronto/
Jurassic World The Exhibition @ Square One
https://jurassicworldexhibition.com/mississauga/
Registration continues for JAM sports leagues
https://toronto.jamsports.com/index.php
YMCA free 7-day trial pass
https://trythey.ymcagta.org
GoodLife Fitness free 7-day trial pass
https://try.goodlifefitness.com/raptors?utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=MSLE-Partnership&utm_source=Partner
Presto card discounts. Various attractions, shows , restaurants
https://www.prestocard.ca/en/about/presto-perks
Free admission to various attractions via TPL Map Pass Program
https://www.torontopubliclibrary.ca/museum-arts-passes/
Toronto History Museums free admission
https://www.toronto.ca/explore-enjoy/history-art-culture/museums/
Indoor /outdoor pools
https://www.toronto.ca/explore-enjoy/recreation/swimming/#location=&lat=&lng=
Self guided Discovery Tours
https://www.toronto.ca/services-payments/streets-parking-transportation/sidewalk-tours-wayfinding/self-guided-tours/discovery-tours/
Seeing the Invisible An Outdoor Augmented Reality Exhibition
https://moca.ca/exhibitions/seeing-the-invisible/
Volunteer w/Bike Brigade
https://www.bikebrigade.ca/
Volunteer w/Nature Stewards to remove invasive plants
https://torontonaturestewards.org/
Skyline's The Limit @ Second City
https://www.secondcity.com/shows/toronto/the-second-city-mainstage-87th-revue/?tickets=&date=
David Pryde @ Absolute Comedy
https://www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
Nacho Redondo: Huevo de Dragon @ Alumnae Theatre Company
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nacho-redondo-huevo-de-dragon-2do-show-tickets-632837412737
Torio Van Grol @ Backroom Comedy Club
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/torio-van-grol-backroom-comedy-club-tickets-621985865467
comedy @ Yuk Yuks
https://www.yukyuks.com/toronto
Thirsty Thursday Comedy
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/thirsty-thursday-comedy-tickets-546439233457
Erotic art night @ Oasis
https://members.oasisaqualounge.com/sessions/new
Cougar night @ M4
http://clubm4.com/event-calenda
$23.99 AYCE endless wings @ St Louis. Until July 2
https://www.stlouiswings.com/wingsanity/
$10 unlimited toppings @ Pi . Co
https://forums.redflagdeals.com/pi-co-10-unlimited-topping-craft-pizza-2592458/
Summer drink days @ McDonald's. Until Sept 4
https://forums.redflagdeals.com/mcdonalds-summer-drink-days-may-23-september-4-2617674/
Birthday freebies. Marble Slab, and more
https://forums.redflagdeals.com/birthday-freebies-version-2017-2022-1719925/
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June 9
2023 By-Election for Mayor. Voting open
https://www.toronto.ca/city-government/elections/by-election/
Toronto Holocaust Museum opening weekend
https://torontoholocaustmuseum.org/
Corktown: Saga of Toronto's Irish, and the Underground Railroad history walk
https://www.meetup.com/the-history-of-parkdale/events/293839213/
Do West Fest
https://dowestfest.ca/
Walk With Amal. Various locations
https://www.todocanada.ca/where-to-find-little-amal-12-foot-tall-puppet-in-gta-this-weekend/
Toronto Tattoo Show @ MTCC
https://www.torontotattooshow.com/
Luxury Cosmetics Warehouse Sale @ Markham Fairgrounds
https://tcws-markham-june-2023.splashthat.com/Social
Horse racing @ Woodbine. Free admission and parking
https://woodbine.com/upcoming-races/
Jays vs Twins @ SkyDome
https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/schedule/2023-06
ULTIMATE FRISBEE All Genders Welcome! No Experience Necessary!
https://www.meetup.com/mracx-multisport/events/293936891/
Group bike ride w/TBN
https://tbn.ca/event-5309004
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts w/Meetup
https://meetu.ps/e/M7J4D/fM5W/i
$9.99 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre @ Cineplex. Until June 15
https://www.cineplex.com/movie/the-treasure-of-sierra-madre-a-classic-film-series-presentation
Bass Drum of Death @ Lee's Palace
https://www.leespalace.com/events
Mild Minds @ Velvet Underground
http://thevelvet.ca/events/
Queers Rock – A Pride Month Kickoff Party @ El Mocambo
Bingo @ Flash On Church
http://flashonchurch.com/
MOCA free admission after 5PM
https://moca.ca/visit/
David Pryde @ Absolute Comedy
https://www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
Midnight Laugh-in Comedy Show
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-midnight-laugh-in-comedy-show-tickets-618599175787?aff=Reddit
Skyline's The Limit @ Second City
https://www.secondcity.com/shows/toronto/the-second-city-mainstage-87th-revue/?tickets=&date=
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June 10
/Toronto Monthly Meetup: The Artful Dodger near Yonge and Bloor from 7 p.m.
https://www.reddit.com/Torontoevents/comments/141jif9/rtoronto_monthly_meetup_the_artful_dodger_nea
2023 By-Election for Mayor. Voting open
https://www.toronto.ca/city-government/elections/by-election/
$40 million Lotto 649 draw
https://www.olg.ca/en/home.html
$10/$15 unlimited GO Transit
https://www.gotransit.com/en/travelling-with-us/promotions-and-events/weekend-passes-with-go
Bus to Casino Rama
https://www.casinorama.com/vip-coach/
Do West Fest
https://dowestfest.ca/
Filipino Pinoy Festival @ Albert Campbell Square
https://www.philippinecanadianfoundation.com/pinoyfiestatoronto
Flamingo Market Pride Expo
https://flamingomarket.ca/
Luxury Cosmetics Warehouse Sale @ Markham Fairgrounds
https://tcws-markham-june-2023.splashthat.com/Social
Toronto Islands walk w/MeetUp. Dog friendly. Free
https://meetu.ps/e/M9NqK/fM5W/i
Hike+meditation+beach. ParkBus to Kelso
https://activedays.parkbus.ca/meditation-hike
Scarborough RT farewell food tour
https://www.eventbrite.com/o/scarborough-environmental-association-59879713283
Old Meets New Walking Tour
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/old-meets-new-walking-tour-registration-645349125607?aff=eand
Bike Party group bike ride
https://linktr.ee/bikepartytoronto
World Naked Bike Ride
https://www.blogto.com/rada2023/02/world-naked-bike-ride-toronto-returning/
Walk With Amal. Various locations
https://www.todocanada.ca/where-to-find-little-amal-12-foot-tall-puppet-in-gta-this-weekend/
Horse racing @ Woodbine. Free admission and parking
https://woodbine.com/upcoming-races/
Jays vs Twins @ SkyDome
https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/schedule/2023-06
Toronto Rush vs Philadelphia Phoenix @ Varsity Stadium
https://theaudl.com/rush/schedule
Toronto FC vs Nashville FC @ BMO Field
https://www.bmofield.com/
Toronto Tattoo Show @ MTCC
https://www.torontotattooshow.com/
Open Tuning music festival. Free
https://opentuningfestival.wordpress.com/
Furlani Grilled Cheese Challenge Festival
https://grilledcheesechallenge.ca/
$2.99 The Lego Batman Movie @ Cineplex
https://www.cineplex.com/movie/the-lego-batman-movie-family-favourites
Bingo @ Flash On Church
http://flashonchurch.com/
TSA walking tours
https://torontosocietyofarchitects.ca/tours/
Public Art in High Park tour. Free
https://www.toronto.ca/explore-enjoy/history-art-culture/exhibits-events/?start=2023-06-01T05%3A00%3A00.000Z&end=2023-07-01T03%3A59%3A59.999Z&search=&categories=Museum&themes=&free=false&accessible=false&ongoing=false&locations.locationName=&view=fecList&id=Y2xI1kQ%24_4ZkqCwnhGbsYQ&oindex=
Singles mini party @ Drake Hotel
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/singles-mini-party-the-drake-hotel-restaurant-tickets-643796842687
David Pryde @ Absolute Comedy
https://www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
Skyline's The Limit @ Second City
https://www.secondcity.com/shows/toronto/the-second-city-mainstage-87th-revue/?tickets=&date=
Cannabis Comedy Festival Presents: Lit Comedy
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/cannabis-comedy-festival-presents-lit-comedy-tickets-579651331737
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June 11
2023 By-Election for Mayor. Voting open
https://www.toronto.ca/city-government/elections/by-election/
$10/$15 unlimited GO Transit
https://www.gotransit.com/en/travelling-with-us/promotions-and-events/weekend-passes-with-go
Bus to Casino Rama
https://www.casinorama.com/vip-coach/
Free ROM Walk: Kensington
https://www.rom.on.ca/en/whats-on/free-walk-kensington-june-1123
TSA walking tours
https://torontosocietyofarchitects.ca/tours/
Public Art in High Park tour. Free
https://www.toronto.ca/explore-enjoy/history-art-culture/exhibits-events/?start=2023-06-01T05%3A00%3A00.000Z&end=2023-07-01T03%3A59%3A59.999Z&search=&categories=Museum&themes=&free=false&accessible=false&ongoing=false&locations.locationName=&view=fecList&id=Y2xI1kQ%24_4ZkqCwnhGbsYQ&oindex=
Walk With Amal. Various locations
https://www.todocanada.ca/where-to-find-little-amal-12-foot-tall-puppet-in-gta-this-weekend/
Do West Fest
https://dowestfest.ca/
Flamingo Market Pride Expo
https://flamingomarket.ca/
Toronto Tattoo Show @ MTCC
https://www.torontotattooshow.com/
Luxury Cosmetics Warehouse Sale @ Markham Fairgrounds
https://tcws-markham-june-2023.splashthat.com/Social
Horse racing @ Woodbine. Free admission and parking
https://woodbine.com/upcoming-races/
Jays vs Twins @ SkyDome
https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/schedule/2023-06
Toronto Maple Leafs vs Guelph Royals. Free baseball @ Christie Pits
https://www.mapleleafsbaseball.com/stats#/team-schedule?team_id=238204
Bingo @ Flash On Church
http://flashonchurch.com/
Bata Shoe Museum free admission
https://batashoemuseum.ca/visit-us/
Trivia Sunday Afternoons at 99 Bottles
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/trivia-sunday-afternoons-at-99-bottles-tickets-558319557827
Free drop-in kickball @ Alexandra Park. Beginners welcome
https://www.facebook.com/TorontoKickball/
$18.88 unlimited evening bowling @ Splitsville
https://splitsville.ca/richmond-hill-bowling/
Karaoke @ Toby's
https://www.instagram.com/jasonrolland/
Karaoke @ Capone's
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/karaoke-sundays-tickets-640202251167
Karaoke @ The Hashtag
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/karaoke-night-hosted-in-a-friendly-restro-bar-located-at-st-clair-ave-w-tickets-509785882297
David Pryde @ Absolute Comedy
https://www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
Skyline's The Limit @ Second City
https://www.secondcity.com/shows/toronto/the-second-city-mainstage-87th-revue/?tickets=&date=
$5 meals @ Tea N Bannock. Free for kids 12 and under
https://forums.redflagdeals.com/tea-n-bannock-toronto-5-sunday-meals-tea-n-bannock-free-kids-12-under-2620632/
50% off wings @ Crown and Dragon. Drink purchase required
https://www.crownanddragon.com/
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2023 By-Election for Mayor. Voting open
https://www.toronto.ca/city-government/elections/by-election/
The Breathing Lands - Canada’s Ancient Peatlands Can Save Us
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-breathing-lands-canadas-ancient-peatlands-can-save-us-tickets-590400382437
Play Pool and Billiards - Downtown Toronto [Casual]
https://www.meetup.com/torontobilliardsclub/events/293643511/
Yoga with Kittens
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/yoga-with-kittens-tickets-638892353227
Dodgeball - No Experience Necessary
https://www.meetup.com/mracx-multisport/events/293555316/
Ultimate Frisbee Pickup Game! (Weekly)
https://www.meetup.com/30somethingsinto/events/293645334/
Mississauga: Outdoor Pick-up Soccer
https://www.meetup.com/toronto-soccer-meetup/events/293643106/
Pick-up SOCCER ⚽️ All Genders and Skill Levels Welcome!
https://www.meetup.com/mracx-multisport/events/293650616/
** SUMMER RATES & SCHEDULE ** INDOOR SOCCER METRO SPORTSPLEX by JLSOCCER.COM
https://www.meetup.com/toronto-soccer-meetup/events/293648530/
Luxury Cosmetics Warehouse Sale @ Markham Fairgrounds
https://tcws-markham-june-2023.splashthat.com/Social
Horse racing @ Woodbine. Free admission and parking
https://woodbine.com/upcoming-races/
Jays vs Astros @ SkyDome
https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/schedule/2023-06
Jays game w/Meetup
https://www.meetup.com/toronto-blue-jays-meet-up-games/events/293381575/
Bingo @ Flash On Church
http://flashonchurch.com/
$9.99 Raiders Of The Lost Ark @ Cineplex. Until June 8
https://www.cineplex.com/movie/raiders-of-the-lost-ark-2019
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka @ Revue Cinema
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/im-gonna-git-you-sucka-presented-on-35mm-print-tickets-568064966607
Jewish Film Festival. Until June 11
https://tjff.com/
Get Reel Film Festival. Until June 9
https://stellasplace.ca/get-reel/
Breakthroughs Film Festival 2023 @ Paradise Theatre
https://paradiseonbloor.com/calendar
Luminato Festival. Until June 18
https://luminatofestival.com/
Toronto Games Week. Until June 7
https://torontogamesweek.com/
$10 Clothing and Shoe Sale @ International Centre. Until June 11
https://www.popupgiant.com/
Canadian Music Week. Until June 10. Various venues
https://cmw.net/
Kreator and Sepultura @ Danforth Music Hall
https://thedanforth.com/
Paramore @ Scotiabank Arena
https://www.scotiabankarena.com/
Badflower @ Axis Club
https://theaxisclub.com/venue/the-axis-club/
Nahihah Iqbal @ Baby G
http://thebabyg.com/
Shr3d Fest @ The Piston
https://www.thepiston.ca/events
Jamison MacKay @ Monarch Tavern
https://www.themonarchtavern.com/calendar
Charlotte Cardin @ History
https://www.historytoronto.com/
The 99s @ Drake Hotel
https://www.thedrake.ca/thedrakehotel/whatson/
Kassa Overall @ TD Music Hall
https://tdmusichall.mhrth.com/
Black Paint @ Horseshoe Tavern
https://www.horseshoetavern.com/events
Homeboy Sandman @ The Garrison
http://www.garrisontoronto.com/listings.html
Kadeema @ Rivoli
https://www.rivolitoronto.com/shows
John Famos @ Dakota Tavern
https://www.dakotatavern.ca/
Rommel Ribeiro + Toronto International Samba Reggae Festival Opening Night @ Lula Lounge
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/rommel-ribeiro-toronto-international-samba-reggae-festival-opening-night-tickets-631191269077
Jean on Gene @ Cameron House
https://www.thecameron.com/shows
CMW events @ Bovine Sex Club
https://www.bovinesexclub.com/
MOCA After Hours party
https://moca.ca/events/moca-after-hours/
Westside Block Party
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/westside-block-party-tickets-630285229087
Soluna Summer Socials: Rooftop Patio Launch & Social
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/soluna-summer-socials-rooftop-patio-launch-social-tickets-389751014777
Online karaoke
https://www.meetup.com/once-a-singer-always-a-singeevents/293646390/
Karaoke @ Pennys
https://www.instagram.com/jasonrolland/?hl=en
Karaoke Thursdays The Irish Rose Pub Hosted by KJ Sharon
https://www.meetup.com/toronto-karaoke-meetup-group/events/293647705/
Live band karaoke @ Wheatsheaf Tavern
https://www.goodenoughlivekaraoke.com/upcoming-shows.html
Question Everything Pop Culture Trivia Night @ The Fortunate Fox
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/question-everything-pop-culture-trivia-night-the-fortunate-fox-tickets-519912992757
Trivia Night at Shoeless Joe's, The Esplanade
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/trivia-night-at-shoeless-joes-the-esplanade-tickets-641351709227
Online trivia
https://www.twitch.tv/anotherroundtrivia
Weekly trivia roundup
https://www.reddit.com/toronto/comments/ukk8dm/roundup_of_trivia_nights_in_toronto/
Casino bus to Niagara Falls
https://safewaytours.net/en/casino-tours/
Botanical Paint & Sip at the Toronto Music Garden
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/botanical-paint-sip-at-the-toronto-music-garden-tickets-643244069327
Essence Opening Reception @ Twist Gallery
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/essence-opening-reception-tickets-615819862787
Mirvish lottery for $19 discounted Harry Potter tickets
https://lottery.mirvish.com/
Cirque du Soleil Kooza. Until June 18
https://www.cirquedusoleil.com/kooza
Disney Animation: Immersive Experience Toronto
https://tickets.lighthouseimmersive.com/toronto/?#/
Stranger Things : The Experience
https://strangerthings-experience.com/toronto/
The Office Experience @ Yorkdale Mall
https://theofficeexperience.com/toronto/
Jurassic World The Exhibition @ Square One
https://jurassicworldexhibition.com/mississauga/
Registration continues for JAM sports leagues
https://toronto.jamsports.com/index.php
YMCA free 7-day trial pass
https://trythey.ymcagta.org
GoodLife Fitness free 7-day trial pass
https://try.goodlifefitness.com/raptors?utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=MSLE-Partnership&utm_source=Partner
Presto card discounts. Various attractions, shows , restaurants
https://www.prestocard.ca/en/about/presto-perks
Free admission to various attractions via TPL Map Pass Program
https://www.torontopubliclibrary.ca/museum-arts-passes/
Toronto History Museums free admission
https://www.toronto.ca/explore-enjoy/history-art-culture/museums/
Indoor /outdoor pools
https://www.toronto.ca/explore-enjoy/recreation/swimming/#location=&lat=&lng=
Self guided Discovery Tours
https://www.toronto.ca/services-payments/streets-parking-transportation/sidewalk-tours-wayfinding/self-guided-tours/discovery-tours/
Seeing the Invisible An Outdoor Augmented Reality Exhibition
https://moca.ca/exhibitions/seeing-the-invisible/
Volunteer w/Bike Brigade
https://www.bikebrigade.ca/
Volunteer w/Nature Stewards to remove invasive plants
https://torontonaturestewards.org/
Skyline's The Limit @ Second City
https://www.secondcity.com/shows/toronto/the-second-city-mainstage-87th-revue/?tickets=&date=
David Pryde @ Absolute Comedy
https://www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
Nacho Redondo: Huevo de Dragon @ Alumnae Theatre Company
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nacho-redondo-huevo-de-dragon-2do-show-tickets-632837412737
Torio Van Grol @ Backroom Comedy Club
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/torio-van-grol-backroom-comedy-club-tickets-621985865467
comedy @ Yuk Yuks
https://www.yukyuks.com/toronto
Thirsty Thursday Comedy
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/thirsty-thursday-comedy-tickets-546439233457
Erotic art night @ Oasis
https://members.oasisaqualounge.com/sessions/new
Cougar night @ M4
http://clubm4.com/event-calenda
$23.99 AYCE endless wings @ St Louis. Until July 2
https://www.stlouiswings.com/wingsanity/
$10 unlimited toppings @ Pi . Co
https://forums.redflagdeals.com/pi-co-10-unlimited-topping-craft-pizza-2592458/
Summer drink days @ McDonald's. Until Sept 4
https://forums.redflagdeals.com/mcdonalds-summer-drink-days-may-23-september-4-2617674/
Birthday freebies. Marble Slab, and more
https://forums.redflagdeals.com/birthday-freebies-version-2017-2022-1719925/
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June 9
2023 By-Election for Mayor. Voting open
https://www.toronto.ca/city-government/elections/by-election/
Toronto Holocaust Museum opening weekend
https://torontoholocaustmuseum.org/
Corktown: Saga of Toronto's Irish, and the Underground Railroad history walk
https://www.meetup.com/the-history-of-parkdale/events/293839213/
Do West Fest
https://dowestfest.ca/
Walk With Amal. Various locations
https://www.todocanada.ca/where-to-find-little-amal-12-foot-tall-puppet-in-gta-this-weekend/
Toronto Tattoo Show @ MTCC
https://www.torontotattooshow.com/
Luxury Cosmetics Warehouse Sale @ Markham Fairgrounds
https://tcws-markham-june-2023.splashthat.com/Social
Horse racing @ Woodbine. Free admission and parking
https://woodbine.com/upcoming-races/
Jays vs Twins @ SkyDome
https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/schedule/2023-06
ULTIMATE FRISBEE All Genders Welcome! No Experience Necessary!
https://www.meetup.com/mracx-multisport/events/293936891/
Group bike ride w/TBN
https://tbn.ca/event-5309004
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts w/Meetup
https://meetu.ps/e/M7J4D/fM5W/i
$9.99 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre @ Cineplex. Until June 15
https://www.cineplex.com/movie/the-treasure-of-sierra-madre-a-classic-film-series-presentation
Bass Drum of Death @ Lee's Palace
https://www.leespalace.com/events
Mild Minds @ Velvet Underground
http://thevelvet.ca/events/
Queers Rock – A Pride Month Kickoff Party @ El Mocambo
Bingo @ Flash On Church
http://flashonchurch.com/
MOCA free admission after 5PM
https://moca.ca/visit/
David Pryde @ Absolute Comedy
https://www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
Midnight Laugh-in Comedy Show
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-midnight-laugh-in-comedy-show-tickets-618599175787?aff=Reddit
Skyline's The Limit @ Second City
https://www.secondcity.com/shows/toronto/the-second-city-mainstage-87th-revue/?tickets=&date=
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June 10
/Toronto Monthly Meetup: The Artful Dodger near Yonge and Bloor from 7 p.m.
https://www.reddit.com/Torontoevents/comments/141jif9/rtoronto_monthly_meetup_the_artful_dodger_nea
2023 By-Election for Mayor. Voting open
https://www.toronto.ca/city-government/elections/by-election/
$40 million Lotto 649 draw
https://www.olg.ca/en/home.html
$10/$15 unlimited GO Transit
https://www.gotransit.com/en/travelling-with-us/promotions-and-events/weekend-passes-with-go
Bus to Casino Rama
https://www.casinorama.com/vip-coach/
Do West Fest
https://dowestfest.ca/
Filipino Pinoy Festival @ Albert Campbell Square
https://www.philippinecanadianfoundation.com/pinoyfiestatoronto
Flamingo Market Pride Expo
https://flamingomarket.ca/
Luxury Cosmetics Warehouse Sale @ Markham Fairgrounds
https://tcws-markham-june-2023.splashthat.com/Social
Toronto Islands walk w/MeetUp. Dog friendly. Free
https://meetu.ps/e/M9NqK/fM5W/i
Hike+meditation+beach. ParkBus to Kelso
https://activedays.parkbus.ca/meditation-hike
Scarborough RT farewell food tour
https://www.eventbrite.com/o/scarborough-environmental-association-59879713283
Old Meets New Walking Tour
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/old-meets-new-walking-tour-registration-645349125607?aff=eand
Bike Party group bike ride
https://linktr.ee/bikepartytoronto
World Naked Bike Ride
https://www.blogto.com/rada2023/02/world-naked-bike-ride-toronto-returning/
Walk With Amal. Various locations
https://www.todocanada.ca/where-to-find-little-amal-12-foot-tall-puppet-in-gta-this-weekend/
Horse racing @ Woodbine. Free admission and parking
https://woodbine.com/upcoming-races/
Jays vs Twins @ SkyDome
https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/schedule/2023-06
Toronto Rush vs Philadelphia Phoenix @ Varsity Stadium
https://theaudl.com/rush/schedule
Toronto FC vs Nashville FC @ BMO Field
https://www.bmofield.com/
Toronto Tattoo Show @ MTCC
https://www.torontotattooshow.com/
Open Tuning music festival. Free
https://opentuningfestival.wordpress.com/
Furlani Grilled Cheese Challenge Festival
https://grilledcheesechallenge.ca/
$2.99 The Lego Batman Movie @ Cineplex
https://www.cineplex.com/movie/the-lego-batman-movie-family-favourites
Bingo @ Flash On Church
http://flashonchurch.com/
TSA walking tours
https://torontosocietyofarchitects.ca/tours/
Public Art in High Park tour. Free
https://www.toronto.ca/explore-enjoy/history-art-culture/exhibits-events/?start=2023-06-01T05%3A00%3A00.000Z&end=2023-07-01T03%3A59%3A59.999Z&search=&categories=Museum&themes=&free=false&accessible=false&ongoing=false&locations.locationName=&view=fecList&id=Y2xI1kQ%24_4ZkqCwnhGbsYQ&oindex=
Singles mini party @ Drake Hotel
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/singles-mini-party-the-drake-hotel-restaurant-tickets-643796842687
David Pryde @ Absolute Comedy
https://www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
Skyline's The Limit @ Second City
https://www.secondcity.com/shows/toronto/the-second-city-mainstage-87th-revue/?tickets=&date=
Cannabis Comedy Festival Presents: Lit Comedy
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/cannabis-comedy-festival-presents-lit-comedy-tickets-579651331737
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June 11
2023 By-Election for Mayor. Voting open
https://www.toronto.ca/city-government/elections/by-election/
$10/$15 unlimited GO Transit
https://www.gotransit.com/en/travelling-with-us/promotions-and-events/weekend-passes-with-go
Bus to Casino Rama
https://www.casinorama.com/vip-coach/
Free ROM Walk: Kensington
https://www.rom.on.ca/en/whats-on/free-walk-kensington-june-1123
TSA walking tours
https://torontosocietyofarchitects.ca/tours/
Public Art in High Park tour. Free
https://www.toronto.ca/explore-enjoy/history-art-culture/exhibits-events/?start=2023-06-01T05%3A00%3A00.000Z&end=2023-07-01T03%3A59%3A59.999Z&search=&categories=Museum&themes=&free=false&accessible=false&ongoing=false&locations.locationName=&view=fecList&id=Y2xI1kQ%24_4ZkqCwnhGbsYQ&oindex=
Walk With Amal. Various locations
https://www.todocanada.ca/where-to-find-little-amal-12-foot-tall-puppet-in-gta-this-weekend/
Do West Fest
https://dowestfest.ca/
Flamingo Market Pride Expo
https://flamingomarket.ca/
Toronto Tattoo Show @ MTCC
https://www.torontotattooshow.com/
Luxury Cosmetics Warehouse Sale @ Markham Fairgrounds
https://tcws-markham-june-2023.splashthat.com/Social
Horse racing @ Woodbine. Free admission and parking
https://woodbine.com/upcoming-races/
Jays vs Twins @ SkyDome
https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/schedule/2023-06
Toronto Maple Leafs vs Guelph Royals. Free baseball @ Christie Pits
https://www.mapleleafsbaseball.com/stats#/team-schedule?team_id=238204
Bingo @ Flash On Church
http://flashonchurch.com/
Bata Shoe Museum free admission
https://batashoemuseum.ca/visit-us/
Trivia Sunday Afternoons at 99 Bottles
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/trivia-sunday-afternoons-at-99-bottles-tickets-558319557827
Free drop-in kickball @ Alexandra Park. Beginners welcome
https://www.facebook.com/TorontoKickball/
$18.88 unlimited evening bowling @ Splitsville
https://splitsville.ca/richmond-hill-bowling/
Karaoke @ Toby's
https://www.instagram.com/jasonrolland/
Karaoke @ Capone's
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/karaoke-sundays-tickets-640202251167
Karaoke @ The Hashtag
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/karaoke-night-hosted-in-a-friendly-restro-bar-located-at-st-clair-ave-w-tickets-509785882297
David Pryde @ Absolute Comedy
https://www.absolutecomedy.ca/toronto
Skyline's The Limit @ Second City
https://www.secondcity.com/shows/toronto/the-second-city-mainstage-87th-revue/?tickets=&date=
$5 meals @ Tea N Bannock. Free for kids 12 and under
https://forums.redflagdeals.com/tea-n-bannock-toronto-5-sunday-meals-tea-n-bannock-free-kids-12-under-2620632/
50% off wings @ Crown and Dragon. Drink purchase required
https://www.crownanddragon.com/
2023.06.05 11:47 NYCIndieConcerts Mod's List - This Week in Live Rock / Indie / Alternative / Punk Shows (June 5 - 11)
Festival season is in full swing with Governors Ball taking over Flushing Meadows-Corona Park this upcoming weekend. It certainly would've been cool if Governors Ball could've booked some punk acts to join the handful of rock bands on the bill. Black Midi and Flipped will both be doing late night sets in Manhattan. John Mellencamp is posting up a residency at the Beacon in tandem with the Tribeca Festival. The UK's Church Village Collective make their NYC and more below.
If you're new to this sub or just passing through, each week I try to highlight the "best" upcoming rock, punk, indie and alternative shows. I scour the web and social media for concert announcement, booking, rescheduling, etc., and then pick which shows are vying for my time and money (or which would've been if they weren't sold out). This is not intended to be an exhaustive list as there are other non-reddit resources that cast a wider net on live shows, including pop, hip hop and comedy shows, but feel free to add any missing shows using the comments (especially for other genres).
As usual, listed times are approximate start times (not door); prices are estimates for door tickets, and do not include online fees and taxes.
Sundots + High. + Joyer @ Elsewhere - Zone One, 8:30pm ($15)
Tits Dick Ass + Spite Fuxxx + Chico Raro + Eevie Echoes & The Locations @ Pianos, 7:30pm ($15)
Ringing + Unrecovery + Sun Organ + Plastic @ Saint Vitus, 8pm ($15)
Daddy's Beemer + Deep Sea Peach Tree + Charlie Paso + PYNKIE @ The Sultan Room, 7pm ($15)
Tinariwen + Garcia Peoples @ Webster Hall, 8pm ($40)
Bonus/Honorable Mention: Rocky Horror Picture Show with Live Shadowcast @ Our Wicked Lady, 7:30pm ($15)
John MellencampResidency @ Beacon Theatre, 8pm ($70+)
CVC (Church Village Collective) + DD Island + Picture Show @ Berlin, 8pm ($15)
Jupiter Boys + The Modern Airline + Pete Galub @ Mama Tried, 7pm (FREE)
Bully + Sub*T @ Racket, 8pm ($25)
Clyde & the Milltailersof Bridge City Sinners + Lightnin' Lukeof Bridge City Sinners + Charles Ellsworth & the Space Force Deserters + John Luther Norrisof Wonder House + Matt Willhelmof Days N Daze @ Bar Freda, 8pm ($12)
John MellencampResidency @ Beacon Theatre, 8pm ($70+)
The Backseat Lovers + Field Medic @ Hammerstein Ballroom, 8pm (SOLD OUT)
LPR15 - IN THE ROUND The Antlers + Maeve Gilchrist @ (le) poisson rouge, 8pm ($35)
Strawberry Launch + Papi Shiitake + Jay Rosie @ The Sultan Room, 8pm ($15)
CVC (Church Village Collective) + Picture Show @ Union Pool, 9pm ($15)
John Mellencamp @ Tribeca Performing Arts Center - OKX Theater, 8pm ($45+)
Jared Mattson + Elijah Kessler + The Gloomies @ Berlin, 8pm ($15)
Tigercub + Mary Shelley @ Bowery Ballroom, 9pm ($20)
Drain + Drug Church + Magnitude + Gel + Combust @ The Brooklyn Monarch, 6:30pm (SOLD OUT)
The Flaming Lipsperforming Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots @ Kings Theatre, 8:30pm (SOLD OUT)
SAVAK + Zwei Null Zwei + Roid Rage @ Mama Tried, 8pm (FREE)
Hello Seahorse! @ Mercury Lounge, 9:30pm ($30)
Gal Fieri + TV Moms + Shop Talk + Dahl Haus + Public Nature @ Our Wicked Lady, 8pm ($15)
Drug Church + Gel + Soul Blind @ Saint Vitus, 11pm (SOLD OUT)
SYNTHICIDE presentsFrankie Rosesingle release show + SRSQ + Rare DM @ TV EYE, 9pm ($15)
!!! (Chk Chk Chk) Monthly Residency @ Union Pool, 9pm (SOLD OUT)
Star 80 + Mary Vision + The Curls + C.W. Headley @ The Windjammer, 9pm ($15)
Locations + O. Wake + Lily Mao + Dogs on Shady Lane @ ALPHAVILLE, 8:30pm ($12)
John MellencampResidency @ Beacon Theatre, 8pm ($150+)
Deer Scout + OK Cowgirl + Gemma Laurence @ The Broadway, 9pm ($15)
Temples + Post Animal @ Elsewhere - The Hall, 8pm ($30)
Dave Matthews Band @ Forest Hills Stadium, 7pm ($150+)
Gov Ball After Dark presentsblack midi + Nourished by Time @ Irving Plaza, 11pm ($50)
JoudyDestroy All Monsters record release show + Teenage Halloween + VOSH + Tetchy @ Our Wicked Lady, 7pm ($15)
Show Brain x Deli Mag presentJoudy + InCircles + Tits Dick Ass + Slashers + Cult of Chunk @ Tompkins Square Park, 2pm (FREE)
RJD2 + The Du-Rites @ Brooklyn Bowl, 8pm ($25)
SuperbloomEP release show + Stay Inside + Woz + Wakelee @ Brooklyn Made, 8:30pm ($15)
GLOM + Wallpaper + Hotspit + Uncle Pizza @ Purgatory, 8pm ($15)
Wild Yaks @ Rockaway Bazaar, 5pm (FREE)
GOOrecord release + Pearla + Katie Von Schleicher @ Union Pool, 8pm ($15)
Torture & the Desert Spiders + Mooncult + Phantom Wave + Wifey @ Arlene's Grocery, 8pm ($15)
Tribeca Music Lounge: Iranian music showcase @ Baby's All Right, 8:30pm ($20) feat. Habibi + Sussan Deyhim + Will Calhoun + LuNika
Matinee ShowSean Spada & The Doppelgangers + The Planes + Big Oil + Sweetbreads (solo) @ Bar Freda, 4pm ($10)
King Pizza Records presentsDAD + The Unders + Werewolf + Cheap Death @ Bar Freda, 8pm ($12)
Gov Ball After Dark presentsFlipturn + Early Eyes @ Mercury Lounge, 11pm (SOLD OUT)
Greg Mendezself-titled record release show + Shannen Moser + Allegra Krieger @ Purgatory, 9pm (SOLD OUT)
Pink MexicoMirrorhead record release show + 95 Bulls + TVOD + Substitute @ TV EYE, 8pm ($12)
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If you're new to this sub or just passing through, each week I try to highlight the "best" upcoming rock, punk, indie and alternative shows. I scour the web and social media for concert announcement, booking, rescheduling, etc., and then pick which shows are vying for my time and money (or which would've been if they weren't sold out). This is not intended to be an exhaustive list as there are other non-reddit resources that cast a wider net on live shows, including pop, hip hop and comedy shows, but feel free to add any missing shows using the comments (especially for other genres).
As usual, listed times are approximate start times (not door); prices are estimates for door tickets, and do not include online fees and taxes.
MONDAY JUNE 5
John MellencampResidency @ Beacon Theatre, 8pm ($90+)Sundots + High. + Joyer @ Elsewhere - Zone One, 8:30pm ($15)
Tits Dick Ass + Spite Fuxxx + Chico Raro + Eevie Echoes & The Locations @ Pianos, 7:30pm ($15)
Ringing + Unrecovery + Sun Organ + Plastic @ Saint Vitus, 8pm ($15)
Daddy's Beemer + Deep Sea Peach Tree + Charlie Paso + PYNKIE @ The Sultan Room, 7pm ($15)
Tinariwen + Garcia Peoples @ Webster Hall, 8pm ($40)
Bonus/Honorable Mention: Rocky Horror Picture Show with Live Shadowcast @ Our Wicked Lady, 7:30pm ($15)
TUESDAY JUNE 6
Joni + Elijah Wolf + Work Wife @ Baby's All Right, 7pm ($15)John MellencampResidency @ Beacon Theatre, 8pm ($70+)
CVC (Church Village Collective) + DD Island + Picture Show @ Berlin, 8pm ($15)
Jupiter Boys + The Modern Airline + Pete Galub @ Mama Tried, 7pm (FREE)
Bully + Sub*T @ Racket, 8pm ($25)
WEDNESDAY JUNE 7
Alex Lahey + Liza Anne @ Baby's All Right, 9:30pm ($20)Clyde & the Milltailersof Bridge City Sinners + Lightnin' Lukeof Bridge City Sinners + Charles Ellsworth & the Space Force Deserters + John Luther Norrisof Wonder House + Matt Willhelmof Days N Daze @ Bar Freda, 8pm ($12)
John MellencampResidency @ Beacon Theatre, 8pm ($70+)
The Backseat Lovers + Field Medic @ Hammerstein Ballroom, 8pm (SOLD OUT)
LPR15 - IN THE ROUND The Antlers + Maeve Gilchrist @ (le) poisson rouge, 8pm ($35)
Strawberry Launch + Papi Shiitake + Jay Rosie @ The Sultan Room, 8pm ($15)
CVC (Church Village Collective) + Picture Show @ Union Pool, 9pm ($15)
THURSDAY JUNE 8
Pamphlets + Whenwolves + Reclining Nude @ ALPHAVILLE, 9pm ($12)John Mellencamp @ Tribeca Performing Arts Center - OKX Theater, 8pm ($45+)
Jared Mattson + Elijah Kessler + The Gloomies @ Berlin, 8pm ($15)
Tigercub + Mary Shelley @ Bowery Ballroom, 9pm ($20)
Drain + Drug Church + Magnitude + Gel + Combust @ The Brooklyn Monarch, 6:30pm (SOLD OUT)
The Flaming Lipsperforming Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots @ Kings Theatre, 8:30pm (SOLD OUT)
SAVAK + Zwei Null Zwei + Roid Rage @ Mama Tried, 8pm (FREE)
Hello Seahorse! @ Mercury Lounge, 9:30pm ($30)
Gal Fieri + TV Moms + Shop Talk + Dahl Haus + Public Nature @ Our Wicked Lady, 8pm ($15)
Drug Church + Gel + Soul Blind @ Saint Vitus, 11pm (SOLD OUT)
SYNTHICIDE presentsFrankie Rosesingle release show + SRSQ + Rare DM @ TV EYE, 9pm ($15)
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Dave Matthews Band @ Forest Hills Stadium, 7pm ($150+)
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2023.06.04 20:21 Reppyk [Histoire] 1951 : Chaos et Gang-bang en Indochine.
Introduction des introductions
Bonjour Reddit ! SowetoNecklace vient de me relancer pour que je sorte de cette létargie estivale. Vous pouvez relire son histoire de l'Afghanistan ici : https://www.reddit.com/france/comments/yyf3mh/40_ans_de_guerre_en_afghanistan_24_la_guerre/Avertissement : je ne suis pas historien. Je ne suis qu'un amateur qui arrive un demi-siècle plus tard. Surtout que, attention le twist, on ne sait toujours pas ce qu'il s'est passé. Ah, et j'assume entièrement le titre. Pouêt-pouêt, bonjour chez vous.
Je viens ici larguer un pavé moche et débile sur la seconde plus grosse défaite militaire française depuis la 2nd guerre mondiale. Dien Bien Phu est plus connue, politique, décisive et un peu plus importante en terme de pertes, mais de pas beaucoup. J'ignore qu'elle est la 3ème, mais ça doit être bien plus anecdotique. Au menu ce soir : de la jungle, de la sueur, du sang et... Pas d'Arnold.
Seconde introduction : le pourquoi (musique : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiiVx8kf3DQ)
Pourquoi ce sujet ? Un de mes grand-pères a participé à la campagne d'Indochine. Il est arrivé en 1951, soit en même temps que le désastre décrit ci-bas ; il n'y a pas participé directement, (et oui, il a survécu). N'aimant pas trop parler de cette guerre (et encore moins celle d'Algérie), il a quand même consigné dans un livre quelques commentaires. Je dois être le seul de la fratrie à l'avoir lu ; à son décès, j'ai récupéré ce livre, et j'ai commencé à me renseigner sur une bataille particulière. Il se trouve qu'il y a d'amusants avis divergents, et j'ai essayé d'en savoir plus. Attention, ce flim n'est pas un flim sur le Sirkisme.Troisième introduction : le contexte
Promis, après, j'arrête. Je pose la base. On commence par l'époque de la colonisation ; la France s'est déjà emparée d'une grande partie de l'Afrique du Nord, mais en plus, elle constitue ce qu'on appellera l'Indochine (grosso-modo, le Vietnam actuel, le Cambodge et le Laos). C'est grand, très grand, avec des tonnes de groupes ethniques différents.Contrairement à l'Algérie (qui est davantage une extension de la métropole, avec des citoyens de seconde classe), l'Indochine n'a pas le même status et c'est surtout une exploitation coloniale économique. Ce n'est pas populaire dans la campagne (qui a dit "esclavage" dans le fond ?), mais les grandes villes des côtes profitent de l'occidentalisation : éduction, santé. Les japonais, lors de la 2nd guerre mondiale, profitent de l'effondrement français pour commencer à tout recoloniser eux-mêmes. Les quelques troupes françaises sur place ne font pas le poids, voir y perdent la tête (littéralement). Là où la France ne s'ingérait pas trop localement, l'occupation japonaise (pour l'effort de guerre, surtout pour le latex) est plus violente, et une petite résistance paysanne commence à apparaitre (avec un certain Hô Chi Minh, oh oh oh !). Mais pif-paf-boum, les japonais se font douiller par les américains, et abandonnent l'Indochine. Mais avec une petite vengeance ! Sur les derniers jours, surprise, ils déclarent l'indépendance de l'Indochine. Bonne chance pour les suivants !
Avant même la capitulation,
Il y a longtemps, dans une lointaine colonie...
Chapitre 1 : Du rififi au Tonkin.
La grande partie de l'Indochine est calme (il y a plusieurs royaumes monarchiques stables), mais un petitLa France y envoie des gendarmes, mais ça ne suffit pas, alors ce sont les troupes coloniales qui y vont (càd les marocains) et la Légion Étrangère (composée de beaucoup de... d'anciens de la Wehrmacht, qui se sont mis littéralement au vert). Le début de la "guerre" d'Indochine n'en est pas une, c'est plus une opération de police, et hors de question que des gaulois-hon-hon y aillent (et y meurent). Le matériel est surtout américain, l'armée Française n'a pas beaucoup de moyen et va récupérer tous les stocks du conflit précédent. Disons-le clairement, malgré le terrain hostile et les énormes étendues, les 3 paysans et demi du Tonkin n'ont aucune chance.
La situation change en 2 coups en 1949 : déjà, un léger bombardement naval (oups) fait des milliers de pertes chez les civils (oh la boulette Gérard), et la Chine vient de passer communiste, ce qui signifie que tout son matériel soviétique peut passer au Việt Minh. Ce ne sont plus des troubles, mais bien une guerre civile qui commence.
Chapitre 2 : S'il peut saigner, on peut le tuer
Il ne faut pas perdre le contrôle de la frontière, sinon c'est l'invasion des chinoiseries. L'armée Française crée alors une série de bastions. Il y a de l'artillerie, et ceux des côtes ont même de l'aviation (et oui, c'est le début du napalm, ce n'est pas que pour faire du surf à l'américaine). Mais il faut ravitailler tout ça, à travers la jungle, sur des pistes qui ne sont que de la terre trempée. La route coloniale 4 devient alors du tir-sur-pigeons : des mines, des sabotages, et parfois des embuscades. Plus on est loin sur la RC4, moins on a de chance d'y survivre. Et quand c'est le 2nd convoi qui disparait entièrement (soit ~100x2 disparus, et le matériel lourd !), ça commence à grincer des dents en métropole. Justement, parlons-en.Chapitre 3 : Et pendant ce temps, à Vera Cruz...
Parce qu'à Paris, on est loin des canons, mais 2 problèmes politiques vont contribuer grandement au renversement de la 4ème République. Le premier, je ne vais pas en parler en détail, mais c'est l'affaire des piastres. Pour faire simple, le taux de change de la piastre est officiellement manipulé, ce qui permet que le conflit ne coûte pas trop cher. Presque tout le monde se satisfait du petit accord ; jusqu'au jour où il est révélé que... le Việt Minh aussi en profite, et se finance grâce à ça. Et là, ça ne passe plus.L'autre scandale, ce sont les plans militaires de l'abandon des forts de la RC4 qui se retrouvent dans les journées français encore un coup des socialo-gauchistes !. Ce qui rend l'évacuation prévue bien trop risquée. Les plans sont remisés, et ça continue de creuver sur la RC4...
Chapitre 4 : Leeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkiiiins !
On arrive (enfin !) à la fin 1951. Et pif, l'ordre tombe, il faut évacuer. Et attention hein ! Avec sérieux et intelligence hein ! Non je déconne. L'exécution en revient au Colonel Constans, le planqué à Lang Son. Il n'écoute pas les avis, ne fait pas de reconnaissance, et préfère le faste d'un quasi-gouverneur colonial. Et surtout, c'est le pire plan qui est choisit : le plus simple, le plus dangeureux, et vous le connaissez déjà, car oui, c'est celui qui a été publié !Bon là, désolé mais il faut une carte pour suivre un peu. Le but est d'évacuer en partant du Nord ; mais la garnison locale (Colonel Charton) est surtout composée d'artillerie, ils n'ont aucune chance de passer. Donc, une seconde colonne (non non ça sent pas le plan foireux) va monter depuis le sud, afin de faire jonction (Colonel Le Page).
https://imgur.com/a/8ZTYOaI
Donc, le but : ils doivent se rejoindre à Nam Nang, et ils repartent ensemble au sud, en abandonnant les petits postes au passage. Les génies militaires tentent quand même une pirouette : comme l'idée du plan est complètement conne ah bah oui hein, ils font diversion : au même moment, l'essentiel des forces militaires en Indochine font une grande opération, et hop ! Diversion ! Et surtout politique : ça évitera qu'on parle trop de cette retraite en fufu-ninja. Bon, le plan master-class a donc un autre défaut : il n'y a pas de renforts prévus. Mais tout va bien se passer !
Chapitre 5 : Y a un couac à Dong Khoin-khoin.
Alors que les 2 colonnes préparent le départ, c'est le Việt Minh qui prend une initiative. Vous voyez le gros point noir, Dong Khé, sur la carte ? Pif-paf-pouf entre les 2 colonnes ? C'est une ancienne forteresse locale, et il se trouve que la garnison vient de se faire massacrer.Ni une ni deux, on conserve le plan foireux, et dans la journée, on y parachute des troupes de choc. Et... C'est un succès ! Dong Khé est reprise dans la journée, personne se pose de question sur le timing, en route Martine on continue.
Chapitre 6 : Les Canons de Navarone
Cata-ploc, cata-ploc, les 2 colonnes se sont élancées, noix de coco d'hirondelles aux oreilles. Et les 2 rencontrent des problèmes...La colonne Charton (celle qui fuit vers le sud) devait se barrer VITE et BIEN ; mais bon, ils partent quand même avec 2 canons, et la moitié de la population civile (car oui, l'épuration ethnique et politique n'allait pas bien se passer ah les cocos ! ). Ca progresse lentement, surtout quand ils découvrent que depuis le dernier convoi de la RC4, ça a été re-miné et les pistes détruites. Mais ils ont de la chance, car plus au sud...
La nouvelle tombe. Comme la forteresse de Dong Khé, d'ailleurs. Encore occupée par des parachutistes, quelques tirailleurs en renfort, et leur arsenal léger, le Việt Minh a ré-attaqué. Et avec du matériel lourd cette fois : les communistes ont amené des pièces d'artillerie à travers la jungle - coucou Dien Bien Phu ! -.
Bref, nos 2 colonels ont l'air bien bêtes : ce n'est plus une jonction pépouze-izi qu'il faut faire, mais une percée, ou bien un siège. La colonne Le Page (enfin, le groupement Bayard, mais si on commence avec les noms je vais vous perdre) arrive sur Dong Khé, teste ses défenses, et se prend quelques obus sur la tronche (signe que c'est désormais une bataille rangée), et surtout une véritable armée tonkinoise pas contente. À 1 contre 10, ça ne va pas être possible, surtout que... Ce n'est que l'aller. Il faudra revenir après ! Les pertes commencent, mais le fun ne fait que commencer.
Chapitre 7 : Un con trop loin (musique : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlBIa8z_Mts)
Pendant ce temps, le colonel Constans continue de siroter un mojito en donnant des ordres idiots (et on est en 1951 en fond de vallée hein, ça veut donc dire : un avion avec radio qui survole une colonne, et qui parfois, ne peut qu'écrire un mot sur du papier pour le larguer...). Les archives militaires ne sont pas toutes disponibles, mais spoiler alert : les 3 colonels ont survécu, ont écrit leurs mémoires, et le moins que l'on puisse dire, c'est que ça gueulait dans les décisions.C'est dans ces conditions idéales que le Grand Scrum Master décide d'être agile - coucou populace de /France ! - et, après 2 ans de patouilles d'un plan merdique, change (enfin !) le tracé. Ah, ah ! Accrochez-vous bien les paysans, on va vous surprendre cette fois !
Reprenez la carte. Vous voyez la petite ligne en pointillés rouges, qui évite Dong Khé par le sud ? Bingo. C'est l'heure du passage secret ! Tellement secret que personne le connait : ni les militaires, ni les locaux (oui, rappelez-vous qu'il y a un bon millier de femmes et d'enfants dans ce radeau). Et ni le pays lui-même ; c'est en fait un tout petit cours d'eau, présent sur UNE vieille carte de l'état major. Nouvelle objectif : se retrouver sur une colline, proche de CoC Xa.
Et c'est l'heure du coupe-coupe à travers la jungle. Alors qu'au Nord, la colonne Charton avance à vitesse d'un escargot mourrant, mais sans ennuis particuliers, ce n'est pas du tout le cas de la colonne Le Page, poursuivie par une horde furieuse, et qui est fortement ralentie par ses blessés (à transporter à la force du poignet, ce qui n'est pas génial, ni même tip-top).
Chapitre 8 : Comme au cirque
Non, je ne parle pas du sérieux de cette opération militaire spéciale mais bien du cirque de Coc Xa. Imaginez un amphithéâtre ; au centre, un point d'eau (indispensable, car la bataille fait déjà rage depuis 3 jours - les troupes sont à bout -), entouré d'une ceinture de roches. Il n'y a qu'une seule sortie, mais elle ne fait que quelques mètres. Et le Việt Minh est déjà là. Il n'y a pas le choix, il faut donner l'assaut, car le gros de l'armée Tonkinoise est sur les talons ; et les pertes sont massives. La 1ère vague française est entièrement perdue, mais les survivants arrivent à dépasser Coc Xa, en abandonnent tous leurs blessés.Dernier obstacle avant la jonction : la colonne Le Page (enfin, ce qu'il en reste) doit descendre, de nuit et épuisés, une falaise à pic (et en se faisant tirer dessus, tant qu'à faire, on n'est plus à ça près). Tous les saltimbanques ne survivront pas à l'épreuve.
Chapitre 9 : Et maintenant ?
Les 2 colonnes sont enfin réunies. Mais la situation est inversée ; normalement c'est la colonne Le Page qui devait secourir la colonne Charton, et vu les pertes, la colonne Le Page fait peine à voir. Surtout, ils sont toujours au milieu de la jungle, et le gogol à Lang Son continue de leur dire "qu'il faut attaquer, non mais oh, allez du nerf !".Sans l'écouter, ils décident la dispersion, : il n'y a plus d'unité, c'est chacun pour sa peau. Les petits groupes tentent de s'infiltrer vers le sud, sans ressources, des centaines de kilomètres à pied, après une semaine de combats ininterrompus. Beaucoup seront capturés, dont... Les colonels Le Page et Charton, comme des Pokémons chromatiques.
Le carnage se s'arrête pas là : un pont important est saboté (avec une évacuation à La Rache (c) sur de petits canots en nombres insuffisants), et devant le fiasco, le commandement décide d'envoyer des renforts au compte-gouttes. Il y a très peu d'informations sur ces troupes-là, car ils vont être largués en pleine zone hostile, et il n'y aura presque aucun survivant.
Chapitre 10 : Le Grand final
Vous pensiez le désastre fini ? Presque. Aux ~5000 pertes de l'armée Française (oui, ça va gueuler à Paris), il y a quand même un avantage : le Việt Minh ne s'attendait pas à une telle opération militaire. Ses troupes sont fatiguées, dispersées, il y a plusieurs milliers de prisonniers à ramener au Nord (et oui, Charton se retrouve emprisonné quelques années à côté de Cao Bang, quelle ironie), bref, il n'est pas question de pousser l'avantage. Le Colonel Constans, par contre, n'est pas de son avis : alors que Lang Son est beaucoup plus protégée que n'importe quel fort de la RC4, il annonce immédiatement l'abandon de la ville. Lang Son sera prise sans combat, et avec tout son matériel...Chapitre 11 : Conclusion historique (musique : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BERFZja9wb0)
En gros, le petit résumé : en 1952 et 1953, changement complet de doctrine, et ce sont les Français qui remportent batailles sur batailles (mais on parle bien désormais de conflit militaire entre 2 armées). Jusqu'en 1954, alors que la France s'est finalement décidée à abandonner ses colonies asiatiques, la chute de Dien Bien Phu sonne la fin immédiate de la guerre d'Indochine (pour la petite histoire, les américains ont proposé d'y aller à la bombe atomique, ce qui fait un peu tâche pour une guerre civile).L'Indochine se disloque, et le Tonkin est désormais la moitié Nord du pays. Ce sont les américains qui deviennent alors la grande puissance locale : ils contrôlent directement le Vietnam-Sud, le Nord restant communiste. Après moins de 10 ans d'une paix relative, ce sont encore les américains qui bloquent la ré-unification complète du pays, prévue pourtant par les accords de paix : on ne parle plus de Viet Minh mais désormais de Viet Cong, et la guerre du Vietnam a commencé.
Chapitre 12 : Les questions en suspens.
J'ai essayé d'obtenir tous les livres relatifs à ce conflit (qui n'a pas de nom : c'est l'opération Thérèse, mais la bataille de Cao Bang, celle de Dong Khé, celle de la RC4, bref, en 2 semaines ça a castagné sur des centaines de kilomètres). La question des responsabilités reste ouverte, et ça ne devrait pas changer, puisque les antagonistes sont désormais décédés. En tout cas, aujourd'hui :1) On ignore toujours ce qu'a foutu Charton avec ses 2 canons, ses civils et ses camions. Il avait des ordres explicites dessus, ne les a pas respectés, et... On ne sait pas si ça a changé quelque chose dans l'histoire.
2) Il est suspecté que l'histoire du rapport Revers (vous savez, le plan rendu publique) est lié à une lutte interne entre hommes politiques français.
3) Les ordres reçus et transmis entre les 3 colonels ne concordent pas. Y en a au moins un qui ment !
4) Les différents généraux ne se sont jamais exprimés sur ce boxon. Il y a bien un rapport, mais il a disparu. Et non, tout ne peut pas être de la faute des colonels...
5) Le Colonel Constans est le seul à ne pas avoir écrit ses mémoires. Comprenez-le aussi, il s'est fait placardisé avec une rare violence. Mais son fils, si ! Un livre de près de 300 page, que je pourrais résumer en "Papa a tout bien fait, ce sont les autres qui sont nuls".
6) Ce dernier livre a été publié en très peu d'exemplaires (j'ai galéré). Mais il n'est pas passé inaperçu ! Car un certain Louis Stein n'a pas du tout apprécié, et a tenu à le faire savoir. Et ce monsieur Stein, c'était le monsieur "renseignements militaires" au Tonkin, qui avait vu de ses propres yeux la préparation des forces Việt Minh, et qui a participé à l'opération Thérèse (et il a aussi écrit ses mémoires, c'est Hollywoodesque ). Il y a des échanges assez piquants entre lui et un "anonyme près à tout pour défendre le colonel Constans" (hmm... Je me demande bien de qui il s'agit !)
7) 70 ans plus tard, la guerre continue War, war never changes. Sur la Wikipédia, vous pouvez observer qu'il y a d'amusantes modifications sur cette page : https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_la_RC_4 Je vous conseille le diff du 27 août 2019, mais il y en a d'autres !
8) Il y a aussi beaucoup de questions ouvertes sur l'abandon de Lang Son, et les stocks militaires associés.
Remarques diverses et variées.
Remerciement à Momox, certains livres sont bien rares.Rendez-vous avec Monsieur X a plusieurs épisodes (surtout sur les scandales de la 4ème République, les barbouzes de la CIA, et tout ce qui concerne les affaires d'Opium/piraterie ; mais ce n'est pas une émission sur les opérations militaires).
Erwan Bergot a écrit plusieurs livres, dont : "Indochine 1951" (qui est celui qui a tout déclenché). C'est un style officiel militaire, assez curieux à découvrir, avec son propre jargon glorieux.
Mes humbles sources : https://imgur.com/a/hnJ5juz
2023.06.04 15:11 YukiteruAmano92 Remembrance, Chapter 3 of 28
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---Esme’s perspective---
---Saturday, 11th of November, 2682 Terran Calendar---
---Southern England---
Fucking Sussex!
‘Can you send me to the Forth Valley?’
‘Oh, we can try… On an unrelated note, how’s your standard English? No problems in communicating?’
I should’ve just said ‘No, I have great difficulty in communicating in anything but Lallans Scots!’ instead of putting on my poshest English speech register to say ‘Marjorie dearest, would you be a lamb and pass another buttered scone… hold the raspberry jam, it’s far too spicy for me!’ which she told me she’d take as a ‘Yes.’
“This is an English language barracks. If you have been directed here in error, please make yourself known to barracks staff for reassignment.” plays a loud, prerecorded Welsh language announcement, over speakers.
They’re fucking rubbing it in!
“This is an English language barracks. If you have been directed here in error, please make yourself known to barracks staff for reassignment.” it repeats in Scots Gaelic.
“Ceci est une caserne Anglophone. Si vous avez été assigné ici par erreur, veuillez vous faire connaître auprès du personnel de la caserne pour une réaffectation.” it says in what I’m 90% sure is a French version of the same announcement (I can’t be certain, though, as that’s not one of my languages).
Looking at the crowds queuing to get in makes me regret asserting that I didn’t need transport here.
‘You shouldn’t be sending someone to War that you don’t trust to navigate themself from Galloway to Sussex!’ were my exact words.
I brushed off the recruitment officer saying that I’d be processed faster if I arrived on Military organised transport.
Well, standing here’s not gonna get me to the front of the queue now, is it!
I walk forward to join the massive throng of people, almost all of which look to be about my age.
It’s astonishing how short you feel, being an average height girl in a crowd of people!
178cm really isn’t all that much when you’ve got a not insignificant number of +2m guys here!
Even guys who are the average 188cm can make a girl feel short when their packed too close…
I see a few Neanderthal hunks… perhaps conscription won’t be all bad(!)
When I make it to the front of the line, the guy just stares expectantly at me like I’m supposed to already know what to do.
“Y’awright?… Err… mah nam’s Esme Reid…?” I say, hesitantly, in perfectly comprehensible speech.
“I’m sorry, would you repeat that?” he answers, looking at me like I just spoke to him in fucking Chinese!
“Greetings, gracious sir! You may kindly refer to me by the name ‘Esme Reid’!” I say, affecting my supercilious Southern English gentlewoman accent.
“Alright, Ms Reid. Please present your draft papers and identification.”
The balls they have to ask me to prove who I am when they’re the ones asking me to go off and fucking die for them!
I think about quipping that I should ask him to show me some proof that this is a legitimate Military installation sanctioned by the government of Sol… but think better of it…
Instead, I pull out my draft papers and my holopad, quickly getting up my identification app.
The man scans the code with his own holo and spends a few seconds glancing from his screen to my face and back.
Seeming satisfied that I’m not attempting to enlist under a false identity (for whatever strange reason a person might want to do that) he glances at my papers, says “Everything seems to be in order.” and waves a hand in front of a machine which whirs for half a second before spitting out a simple chain necklace with two little metal rectangles hanging off of it.
He hands it to me and says “This is your identification tag. Please check that the information on it is correct and, if it is, put it on and never take it off.”
I check the tag.
“You’ve got my name and birthday right…” I say, making a conscious effort to keep my speech register in that that a standard English speaker would consider acceptable “…don’t know about the regiment and serial number.”
“Those will be correct.” he says with a ‘move along’ tone.
I shrug, raise the dogtag over my head and drop it around my neck.
I walk on and he’s serving the girl behind me before I’ve even rounded the counter.
I’m ushered through the barracks, herded by the staff, until I reach a building labelled ‘Billet House 279’.
It doesn’t really look like I expected soldiers’ digs to look.
Definitely prefabbed but sort of has more the look of a uni hall than anything else… though I think it’s probably a bit much to expect that I’ll get a room to myself(!)
I follow the throng of draftees through to a wide open room, on the ground floor, that looks like it’s normally a cafeteria.
The camp attendants (who I’m guessing were in the same boat as us, not too long ago) direct us to stand along the left, right and nearside walls, keeping the back wall and centre of the room clear.
Everyone in place, there follows a few minutes of silence broken only by people whispering to one another.
Then, she enters the room.
Dark skinned and clad in green camo clothing, her scalp is easily visible between her cornrows with nary a hair out of place.
Her expression looks absolutely indifferent with just the slightest hint of a curled lip.
From the broadness and flatness of her facial features as well as her single mauve eye, she is clearly half Tshwane… though, you’d never guess that from her stature!
Female Tshwane average nearly 2m… the men are more like 2.2m!
She’s shorter than me!
She’s also built like a Sapiens, not the willowy thinness typical of Tshwane
I guess genetics interact in funny ways sometimes…
Based on her age, her Tshwane parent would probably have to have been one of the very first to be cloned back!
The other eye seems to have been ripped out at some point because in its place is a bionic and there’s a patch of hypopigmented scar tissue, forming a tear shape, at the right corner.
“Recruits… Welcome to the United Terran Coalition Infantry Trainin’ Camp, Graffham… My name is Warrant Officer Simone Sands… and I’ll be your drill instructor…” says the woman, cooly, speaking in a rough sounding, London accent.
The surname ‘Sands’ probably means her dad was the Tshwane (though not necessarily… she might have been given her mum’s surname… or it might be a coincidental English surname).
“…You all know why you’re here… Most of you’ve prob’ly already lost loved ones to this War… You are here to defend our right to exist… and I can’t think of a more worthy reason to fight than that…”
I’ve decided I like this woman… She may be English but I’ll try not to hold that against her(!)
“The first thing I need to tell all of you is that, by the end of your trainin’, you will NOT like me…” she says, as if reading my mind “…that’s OK. My job ain’t to be liked, my job ain’t to make friends… my job is to make soldiers!”
She casts her biological and bionic eyes around the room, letting her words hang in the air.
“Note… that I said ‘soldiers’… This ain’t Full Metal Jacket. This ain’t the 20th Century. There’ll be no Pvt Piles here!… I ain’t aimin’ to destroy your minds or your individuality. I ain’t goin’ to physic’ly and psychologic’ly abuse you into becomin’ robots or killers… I am makin’ you into soldiers… Regardless… this process will not be easy! In fact, it may well be the hardest thing you ever do!… As the face of this process, you will come to hate and resent me for it!… I hope for it! The more you hate me the more-DO YOU HAVE SOMETHIN’ TO SAY, PRIVATE?!”
Everyone in the room is startled by the authoritative woman breaking herself off to shout angrily at someone on the other side of the room.
“STEP FORWARD AND SPEAK SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU!”
The boy that steps forward is tall, bulky and muscular with a handsome, half Neanderthal face… just my type!
Then he has to go and ruin it by opening his mouth.
“I was just saying… that I find it somewhat difficult to take you seriously as a commanding officer… You just seem a little bit… little.” says the boy in the poshest, smarmiest English drawl I’ve ever heard!
The woman does not shout, she does not scream, she doesn’t snarl or even purse her lips!
She just nods, as if considering his words, then asks “What’s your name, Soldier?”
“Rupert Forest.” responds the boy, proudly.
“And, how tall are you, Pvt Forest?” responds the woman, unimpressed
“195cm.” he answers.
“And, what’s your mass?” she asks.
“110kg.”
“I see, I see… So, by your logic… you’d make a better drill sergeant than me, would you? You’re 25cm taller and 35kg heavier, afterall!”
He smirks “I wouldn’t presume to say so, Ma’am…” in a way that definitely suggests that he thinks he would.
She seems to consider that for some moments before answering “Alright then, fight me for it!”
“I’m sorry…?” responds the poshboy.
“You heard me… Clearly, you got no respect for skill and experience but it seems like you must respect power… so fight me for it! You win, you get to train this lot, I win, you never question my authority again!”
Is this woman mad!?
She may be a soldier but this boy she just challenged is a half Neanderthal giant!
She’s gonna lose!
I do not want to be drilled by some snotty, privileged English brat who got here at the same time as I did and just couldn’t keep his fucking mouth shut!
Then again, I don’t really want to be drilled by a woman so delusional that she felt the best way to squash insubordination was to challenge a man she has no hope of beating, either!
The guy is clearly salivating over the power that’s just been slapped on the table in front of him as he answers “I accept your terms, Ms Sands…” with faux magnanimity.
There’s no way they’d let a Private run drills, is there? When he wins, someone just needs to go and complain and they’ll give us another (less stupid) drill sergeant… right?
He strips off his jacket to reveal a pair of thick, muscular arms that (in spite of his repulsive personality) are a thrilling sight.
He has to go and ruin it by flexing and posing, clearly revelling in the room’s worth of gasps he got when he revealed his arms… He obviously likes being the centre of attention.
“Done?” asks Sands, drily.
“If you still want to do this…” he says, smugly “…you could just concede defeat and I’m sure no one would hold it against you!”
Her lip curls as she answers “But… if I did that, no one would learn nothin’, now would they…”
He shrugs before launching himself at her without waiting for her to give the word to begin.
She whirls out of the way and he snatches at her, unsuccessfully, as his momentum carries him past.
“Lesson 1:…” she shouts while snapping into the space behind him and kicking out his knee “…size does not determine victory, strength does not determine victory…” levelling another powerful kick between his shoulderblades to bring him to the ground.
She backs off, allowing him to scramble to his feet and turn to face her, hunched in readiness and scowling.
“…Pvt Forest here looked at me with contempt on account of my small size and, though he didn’t say so, I’d guess that my rough accent, my lack of a graduate epithet and my lack of a penis also played a roll in his judgin’ me as less than!… He thought he could beat me, he probably still DOES, and, ’causa that, he didn’t respect my ability to lead…!”
Forest makes another lunge for the smaller woman, misses and is punished for it by being knocked back to the floor.
I’m agog as I watch this little woman… there’s no other word but toy with the giant man!
“…but victory does not care how big you are, how strong you are, how classy or educated you are or what**’**s in your pants or panties…!”
She dodges around his arm and pins his chest to the floor with her knee.
“Discipline and trainin’ determine victory!… Things that I have and Pvt Forest LACKS!… Things that ALL of you will acquire, over the next 8 months!!!” she turns her head down to the mountain of man she’s pinning to the floor “Concede, Private!”
The man shakes his head, trying in vain to leverage himself up.
“Alright then… Lesson 2: When faced with a resistant individual, compliance can be effectively enforced by the expedient of lockin’ their joints to induce PAIN!!!”
She grabs his thick arms by the wrists and pulls them backwards in a way they are not meant to bend!
He screams in agony!
“CONCEDE!!!… Don’t make me send you to the Medical Officer! It’d be inconvenient for BOTH of us if your pride makes you miss your first week of trainin’ while your arms heal!!!”
He holds out for two more seconds before screaming “I concede! I CONCEDE!!!”
She releases him and stands back up.
“On your feet, Soldier…” she growls down at him.
He stands back up, his face beet red.
“Are you ever goin’ to question my fitness to instruct again, Private?” she glares up at the humiliated giant.
“No.” he answers, gracelessly.
“No…?” she says as if waiting for something else.
Forest looks as confused as I am about what she’s expecting.
“No, Ma’am!” she snarls.
“No, Ma’am.”
“Good, we’ll work on your attitude, movin’ forward. Now, get back in line!”
The humiliated man picks up his civvy jacket and returns to the place he was called out from.
“Now, I don’t think I need to prattle on anymore about how you’re gonna hate me by the end of our time together, do I?… I think Pvt Forest helped me prove that point quite well, so I’ll move on… You will sleep in this buildin’, six to a room. Your rooms will be gender segregated. If you wish for a place to be… intimate with people of the opposite gender, you may request use of one of the conjugal rooms… I suggest you do the same if you want to be intimate with a same gender partner but that’s between you and your roommates! You will eat in this room at 0700hrs, 1200hrs and 1800hrs. Diet’ry requirements will be accommodated but, bare in mind, this ain’t your mummies’ and daddies’ kitchen! ‘This food is forbidden by my religion/personal ethics’ is a diet’ry requirement. ‘I am allergic to this food’ is a diet’ry requirement! ‘I don’t like how this food tastes’ is not(!)… In the mornin’s, you will be receivin’ lessons in lecture theatres, workshops and the like…”
“Oh great… just what I wanted after leaving school(!) More classrooms(!)” I mutter to myself.
Her head instantly wheels to me with unnerving precision.
“Someone else with somethin’ they’d like to say!?” she says, locking eyes with me, terrifyingly.
“No, Ms Sands!” I answer, instantly.
“Miss?! I’m not your bloody schoolteacher girl!!!”
Everyone laughs. Even Pvt Forest, like he wasn’t just humiliated himself, 2 minutes ago!
“Ma’am… err… Ma’am, no, Ma’am!!!” I say, doing my best to emulate the tone I’ve seen soldiers use in films.
She rolls her eye (it’s difficult to tell if the bionic rolls too) and says “Better… What’s your name, Private?”
“Ma’am, the Private’s name is Esme Reid, Ma’am!!!”
“Do you remember me tellin’ you this ain’t Full Metal Jacket?… You don’t need to scream when you talk to me, you don’t need to refer to yourself in third person and one ‘Ma’am’, when you’re done speakin’, is enough, Reid!”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
She points to her single, mauve eye, then to me and says “I’ll have my eye on you, Reid!”
Somehow, her tone sends a chill up my spine but I do my best not to show it.
She turns away and I release a silent sigh of relief.
“As I was sayin’… In your lectures you will learn the ins and outs of military theory; tactics, strategies, logistics etc. You will learn as much as we can tell you about the nature of the species we are fightin’; their capabilities, tendencies, political organisations and known weaknesses… bear in mind that First Contact weren’t much more than 4 years ago and we’ve been at War for almost all the intervenin’ time, so a lot of what we teach you will be little more than guesswork and hearsay from prisoners we’ve interrogated… The mornin’s’ll also be where you learn the particulars of the equipment you’ll be expected to be proficient with in the field. This includes firearms, plasmaweaponry and durasteel armour, as well as the tech you’ll likely encounter from the opposite side; kinetic pulse weapons, laser weapons, field emitters etc… I strongly suggest that no one allows word to get back to me that they’re not takin’ these classes seriously!… A stupid soldier is a dead soldier!”
She glares around the room, her eyes resting on me four a quarter of a second.
“…In the afternoons and evenin’s, you’ll be doing PT… that’s ‘Physical Trainin’’… soon to be every one of your two least favourite words in the English Language(!) “
I notice a wry smirk twist the mouths of a few of the camp attendants.
“In PT you will be drilled in agility, endurance, close quarters combat and coordinated marching… Five times over the comin’ 8 months, you and your trainin’ partner will be dropped into a remote bit of wilderness, somewhere on Earth, for five day practical survival experience. You will be given a beacon, to summon retrieval, but these are only to be used in cases of actual threat to life or bodily integrity… not because you’re feelin’ miserable!”
She takes a second to pause for breath.
“You get an allowance of 12 days off, over your time here… that’s two a month… These are subject to my approval and I may deny them for any reason, including no reason… so don’t piss me off!… You may not take more than 2 consecutive days leave at a time! Certain classes are mandatory and leave will not be approved on days they occur. If your allowance is spent, no more leave will be approved, barring a real emergency!… Now, for today, you are going to line up to have your maps and room keys downloaded onto your holos when your name is called, then you are going to have your bodies scanned for your armour measurements… at that point everyone with no uterus has the rest of the day free to settle in… If you have a uterus, you’ll need to report to medical to get your cycle paused! This is, I’m afraid, nonoptional… You are not prohibited from engaging in relations with your fellow recruits but you cannot be a soldier while you’re able to get pregnant. Attempts to circumvent this requirement in any way will land you in the Stockade!… After your cycle pause has been given, you’ll also have the rest of the day to settle in… Enjoy it! It’ll be the most downtime you get for a while!… Finally… I believe we have a 17 year old with us here… Pvt Taylor?”
A few people put their hands up, most looking confused.
“Pvt Oskar Taylor! The 17 year old?” she says, exasperated.
All but one of those with their hands up put them down.
The one remaining Pvt Taylor with his hand in the air has pale skin, black hair, brown eyes and a sharp featured face wearing a dour expression.
He stands even taller than Forest… Nearly 2m tall!
Though he’s not quite as heavily built, he’s certainly a good looking piece of boycandy!
“Pvt Taylor…” says Sands, her mouth breaking into a smile for the first time I’ve seen “…couldn’t wait to go off to War, could you(?)”
He mutters something but, while I can hear the power and deepness of his voice, I can’t make out a word he says.
“You’ll have to speak up, Taylor! Nobody’ll be able to hear you if you mumble.” points out Sands.
“I said I had some personal circumstances that made this the most sensible course of action for me, Ma’am.” says the tall, dark haired man, looking over her head rather than down at her and speaking in a grim monotone. He definitely loses boycandy points for the poshness of his accent, unfortunately…
“I see… I won’t pry into that but… you didn’t think of Officer Training? That’s the route that most people take when volunteering ahead of their conscription.”
He shakes his head “I thought of it and decided against it, Ma’am.”
“Oh? Why’s that, Pvt Taylor?”
“I didn’t believe I would make a good officer, Ma’am.” he answers simply.
She laughs “I wish every soldier could be as introspective, Taylor! I like you!… Unfortunately, bein’ a minor does mean that you can’t be put in a room with others… Sooo, that means you get a room to yourself… for the moment. Might sound cushy but before anyone else gets too jealous, bare in mind that privacy is the only advantage! His room will be a sixth the size of yours so its basic’ly a broomcupboard… the disadvantage will be severely reduced opportunity to socialise!… If that doesn’t sound doable, you can leave and come back when you turn 18, Taylor.”
“It’s acceptable, Ma’am.” he says without hesitating.
Yeah… it’s official… I don’t like him…
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I rub the spot on my arm where the serum was thunked into me about 15 minutes ago.
Like with everything else about conscription, I get it… I understand the point…
But seeing the sense doesn’t mean I have to like it!
It’s not like I want to get pregnant (getting a nine month reprieve from service would be a fairly shitty reason for me to bring a child into the world) but it does feel like one last slap in the face to my personal autonomy that I’ve just had a cycle pause fucking mandated upon my body by the government!
As I draw near, door 1512 detects the key downloaded on my holo and unlocks
I open it and am greeted by a blonde girl, smiling broadly and instantly identifiable as brimming with ADHD energy.
“Hey there! My name’s Charlotte, it’s lovely to meet you!” says the girl, wrapping me in a hug without asking if I’m OK with that.
Her accent makes me wonder if everyone I meet here is going to be a posh toff!
She makes three of three of my fellow draftees!
“A pleasure, Charlotte… the name’s Esme…” I say, speaking Scottish accented standard English and gingerly patting her back.
“Oh, you’re Scottish…?” she says pulling herself off me with an expression that suggests meeting a Scottish person is just the most wonderful thing she could have imagined “…My great grandmother was from Edinburgh, where are you from?”
“Stranraer.” I answer.
She frowns “I don’t know it, I’m sorry!”
“I won’t hold it against you… Southwestern tip of Scotland? Where it nearly touches Ireland and the Man Peninsula?… ’Bout two and a half million people?”
“Oh, wooow! I don’t think I’ve ever met someone from a village before!” she says, seeming entirely oblivious to how that might be taken as an insult.
“Yeah… I guess it’s not that big.”
“Well…” she wraps me back in the hug and continues “…we’re the first ones to the room and that has to mean we’re going to be best friends!”
“I’m afraid my best friend’s name is Tamsin… the position is not open.” I say, firmly setting a boundary.
“I meant best bootcamp friends, silly!” she says, as if that should have gone without saying.
“Alright… I guess that positions open… but you’ve not got the job yet(!)” I quip, warming up a little to the ball of posh English energy.
She pulls back and beams at me “Alright then, for my first act as best bootcamp friend candidate, let me show you the view!… That should earn me some points!”
She says, leading me into the room that’s so small it makes me doubt that that goody-two-shoes 17 year old can possibly have one a sixth this size!
She leads me to the window and spends a few moments making sure I’m positioned just right before she draws back the curtain.
The view is quite breathtaking… rolling hills of snow blanketed mammoth steppe, lit by evening sun, with barely any of the sprawling military camp visible.
Though, you can see one of the tallest structures ever built by Humanity… the Sussex Space elevator… several times the Earth’s own diameter, the ‘top’, if you can even call it that, is a fifth of the way from here to Luna! …And… in 8 months, I’m going to be riding it, all the way up, to get on a troop transport.
“Look! See! There’s a herd of aurochs over on that hill! You know this place used to be a national park, before even Unification or the Reset! It’s called the South Downs! My mum told me we had family from here… obviously I never met any of them because they would have left hundreds of years ago!…”
The bubbly girl talks and talks and… just keeps talking… but I don’t particularly mind.
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---Esme’s perspective---
---Saturday, 11th of November, 2682 Terran Calendar---
---Southern England---
Fucking Sussex!
‘Can you send me to the Forth Valley?’
‘Oh, we can try… On an unrelated note, how’s your standard English? No problems in communicating?’
I should’ve just said ‘No, I have great difficulty in communicating in anything but Lallans Scots!’ instead of putting on my poshest English speech register to say ‘Marjorie dearest, would you be a lamb and pass another buttered scone… hold the raspberry jam, it’s far too spicy for me!’ which she told me she’d take as a ‘Yes.’
“This is an English language barracks. If you have been directed here in error, please make yourself known to barracks staff for reassignment.” plays a loud, prerecorded Welsh language announcement, over speakers.
They’re fucking rubbing it in!
“This is an English language barracks. If you have been directed here in error, please make yourself known to barracks staff for reassignment.” it repeats in Scots Gaelic.
“Ceci est une caserne Anglophone. Si vous avez été assigné ici par erreur, veuillez vous faire connaître auprès du personnel de la caserne pour une réaffectation.” it says in what I’m 90% sure is a French version of the same announcement (I can’t be certain, though, as that’s not one of my languages).
Looking at the crowds queuing to get in makes me regret asserting that I didn’t need transport here.
‘You shouldn’t be sending someone to War that you don’t trust to navigate themself from Galloway to Sussex!’ were my exact words.
I brushed off the recruitment officer saying that I’d be processed faster if I arrived on Military organised transport.
Well, standing here’s not gonna get me to the front of the queue now, is it!
I walk forward to join the massive throng of people, almost all of which look to be about my age.
It’s astonishing how short you feel, being an average height girl in a crowd of people!
178cm really isn’t all that much when you’ve got a not insignificant number of +2m guys here!
Even guys who are the average 188cm can make a girl feel short when their packed too close…
I see a few Neanderthal hunks… perhaps conscription won’t be all bad(!)
When I make it to the front of the line, the guy just stares expectantly at me like I’m supposed to already know what to do.
“Y’awright?… Err… mah nam’s Esme Reid…?” I say, hesitantly, in perfectly comprehensible speech.
“I’m sorry, would you repeat that?” he answers, looking at me like I just spoke to him in fucking Chinese!
“Greetings, gracious sir! You may kindly refer to me by the name ‘Esme Reid’!” I say, affecting my supercilious Southern English gentlewoman accent.
“Alright, Ms Reid. Please present your draft papers and identification.”
The balls they have to ask me to prove who I am when they’re the ones asking me to go off and fucking die for them!
I think about quipping that I should ask him to show me some proof that this is a legitimate Military installation sanctioned by the government of Sol… but think better of it…
Instead, I pull out my draft papers and my holopad, quickly getting up my identification app.
The man scans the code with his own holo and spends a few seconds glancing from his screen to my face and back.
Seeming satisfied that I’m not attempting to enlist under a false identity (for whatever strange reason a person might want to do that) he glances at my papers, says “Everything seems to be in order.” and waves a hand in front of a machine which whirs for half a second before spitting out a simple chain necklace with two little metal rectangles hanging off of it.
He hands it to me and says “This is your identification tag. Please check that the information on it is correct and, if it is, put it on and never take it off.”
I check the tag.
“You’ve got my name and birthday right…” I say, making a conscious effort to keep my speech register in that that a standard English speaker would consider acceptable “…don’t know about the regiment and serial number.”
“Those will be correct.” he says with a ‘move along’ tone.
I shrug, raise the dogtag over my head and drop it around my neck.
I walk on and he’s serving the girl behind me before I’ve even rounded the counter.
I’m ushered through the barracks, herded by the staff, until I reach a building labelled ‘Billet House 279’.
It doesn’t really look like I expected soldiers’ digs to look.
Definitely prefabbed but sort of has more the look of a uni hall than anything else… though I think it’s probably a bit much to expect that I’ll get a room to myself(!)
I follow the throng of draftees through to a wide open room, on the ground floor, that looks like it’s normally a cafeteria.
The camp attendants (who I’m guessing were in the same boat as us, not too long ago) direct us to stand along the left, right and nearside walls, keeping the back wall and centre of the room clear.
Everyone in place, there follows a few minutes of silence broken only by people whispering to one another.
Then, she enters the room.
Dark skinned and clad in green camo clothing, her scalp is easily visible between her cornrows with nary a hair out of place.
Her expression looks absolutely indifferent with just the slightest hint of a curled lip.
From the broadness and flatness of her facial features as well as her single mauve eye, she is clearly half Tshwane… though, you’d never guess that from her stature!
Female Tshwane average nearly 2m… the men are more like 2.2m!
She’s shorter than me!
She’s also built like a Sapiens, not the willowy thinness typical of Tshwane
I guess genetics interact in funny ways sometimes…
Based on her age, her Tshwane parent would probably have to have been one of the very first to be cloned back!
The other eye seems to have been ripped out at some point because in its place is a bionic and there’s a patch of hypopigmented scar tissue, forming a tear shape, at the right corner.
“Recruits… Welcome to the United Terran Coalition Infantry Trainin’ Camp, Graffham… My name is Warrant Officer Simone Sands… and I’ll be your drill instructor…” says the woman, cooly, speaking in a rough sounding, London accent.
The surname ‘Sands’ probably means her dad was the Tshwane (though not necessarily… she might have been given her mum’s surname… or it might be a coincidental English surname).
“…You all know why you’re here… Most of you’ve prob’ly already lost loved ones to this War… You are here to defend our right to exist… and I can’t think of a more worthy reason to fight than that…”
I’ve decided I like this woman… She may be English but I’ll try not to hold that against her(!)
“The first thing I need to tell all of you is that, by the end of your trainin’, you will NOT like me…” she says, as if reading my mind “…that’s OK. My job ain’t to be liked, my job ain’t to make friends… my job is to make soldiers!”
She casts her biological and bionic eyes around the room, letting her words hang in the air.
“Note… that I said ‘soldiers’… This ain’t Full Metal Jacket. This ain’t the 20th Century. There’ll be no Pvt Piles here!… I ain’t aimin’ to destroy your minds or your individuality. I ain’t goin’ to physic’ly and psychologic’ly abuse you into becomin’ robots or killers… I am makin’ you into soldiers… Regardless… this process will not be easy! In fact, it may well be the hardest thing you ever do!… As the face of this process, you will come to hate and resent me for it!… I hope for it! The more you hate me the more-DO YOU HAVE SOMETHIN’ TO SAY, PRIVATE?!”
Everyone in the room is startled by the authoritative woman breaking herself off to shout angrily at someone on the other side of the room.
“STEP FORWARD AND SPEAK SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU!”
The boy that steps forward is tall, bulky and muscular with a handsome, half Neanderthal face… just my type!
Then he has to go and ruin it by opening his mouth.
“I was just saying… that I find it somewhat difficult to take you seriously as a commanding officer… You just seem a little bit… little.” says the boy in the poshest, smarmiest English drawl I’ve ever heard!
The woman does not shout, she does not scream, she doesn’t snarl or even purse her lips!
She just nods, as if considering his words, then asks “What’s your name, Soldier?”
“Rupert Forest.” responds the boy, proudly.
“And, how tall are you, Pvt Forest?” responds the woman, unimpressed
“195cm.” he answers.
“And, what’s your mass?” she asks.
“110kg.”
“I see, I see… So, by your logic… you’d make a better drill sergeant than me, would you? You’re 25cm taller and 35kg heavier, afterall!”
He smirks “I wouldn’t presume to say so, Ma’am…” in a way that definitely suggests that he thinks he would.
She seems to consider that for some moments before answering “Alright then, fight me for it!”
“I’m sorry…?” responds the poshboy.
“You heard me… Clearly, you got no respect for skill and experience but it seems like you must respect power… so fight me for it! You win, you get to train this lot, I win, you never question my authority again!”
Is this woman mad!?
She may be a soldier but this boy she just challenged is a half Neanderthal giant!
She’s gonna lose!
I do not want to be drilled by some snotty, privileged English brat who got here at the same time as I did and just couldn’t keep his fucking mouth shut!
Then again, I don’t really want to be drilled by a woman so delusional that she felt the best way to squash insubordination was to challenge a man she has no hope of beating, either!
The guy is clearly salivating over the power that’s just been slapped on the table in front of him as he answers “I accept your terms, Ms Sands…” with faux magnanimity.
There’s no way they’d let a Private run drills, is there? When he wins, someone just needs to go and complain and they’ll give us another (less stupid) drill sergeant… right?
He strips off his jacket to reveal a pair of thick, muscular arms that (in spite of his repulsive personality) are a thrilling sight.
He has to go and ruin it by flexing and posing, clearly revelling in the room’s worth of gasps he got when he revealed his arms… He obviously likes being the centre of attention.
“Done?” asks Sands, drily.
“If you still want to do this…” he says, smugly “…you could just concede defeat and I’m sure no one would hold it against you!”
Her lip curls as she answers “But… if I did that, no one would learn nothin’, now would they…”
He shrugs before launching himself at her without waiting for her to give the word to begin.
She whirls out of the way and he snatches at her, unsuccessfully, as his momentum carries him past.
“Lesson 1:…” she shouts while snapping into the space behind him and kicking out his knee “…size does not determine victory, strength does not determine victory…” levelling another powerful kick between his shoulderblades to bring him to the ground.
She backs off, allowing him to scramble to his feet and turn to face her, hunched in readiness and scowling.
“…Pvt Forest here looked at me with contempt on account of my small size and, though he didn’t say so, I’d guess that my rough accent, my lack of a graduate epithet and my lack of a penis also played a roll in his judgin’ me as less than!… He thought he could beat me, he probably still DOES, and, ’causa that, he didn’t respect my ability to lead…!”
Forest makes another lunge for the smaller woman, misses and is punished for it by being knocked back to the floor.
I’m agog as I watch this little woman… there’s no other word but toy with the giant man!
“…but victory does not care how big you are, how strong you are, how classy or educated you are or what**’**s in your pants or panties…!”
She dodges around his arm and pins his chest to the floor with her knee.
“Discipline and trainin’ determine victory!… Things that I have and Pvt Forest LACKS!… Things that ALL of you will acquire, over the next 8 months!!!” she turns her head down to the mountain of man she’s pinning to the floor “Concede, Private!”
The man shakes his head, trying in vain to leverage himself up.
“Alright then… Lesson 2: When faced with a resistant individual, compliance can be effectively enforced by the expedient of lockin’ their joints to induce PAIN!!!”
She grabs his thick arms by the wrists and pulls them backwards in a way they are not meant to bend!
He screams in agony!
“CONCEDE!!!… Don’t make me send you to the Medical Officer! It’d be inconvenient for BOTH of us if your pride makes you miss your first week of trainin’ while your arms heal!!!”
He holds out for two more seconds before screaming “I concede! I CONCEDE!!!”
She releases him and stands back up.
“On your feet, Soldier…” she growls down at him.
He stands back up, his face beet red.
“Are you ever goin’ to question my fitness to instruct again, Private?” she glares up at the humiliated giant.
“No.” he answers, gracelessly.
“No…?” she says as if waiting for something else.
Forest looks as confused as I am about what she’s expecting.
“No, Ma’am!” she snarls.
“No, Ma’am.”
“Good, we’ll work on your attitude, movin’ forward. Now, get back in line!”
The humiliated man picks up his civvy jacket and returns to the place he was called out from.
“Now, I don’t think I need to prattle on anymore about how you’re gonna hate me by the end of our time together, do I?… I think Pvt Forest helped me prove that point quite well, so I’ll move on… You will sleep in this buildin’, six to a room. Your rooms will be gender segregated. If you wish for a place to be… intimate with people of the opposite gender, you may request use of one of the conjugal rooms… I suggest you do the same if you want to be intimate with a same gender partner but that’s between you and your roommates! You will eat in this room at 0700hrs, 1200hrs and 1800hrs. Diet’ry requirements will be accommodated but, bare in mind, this ain’t your mummies’ and daddies’ kitchen! ‘This food is forbidden by my religion/personal ethics’ is a diet’ry requirement. ‘I am allergic to this food’ is a diet’ry requirement! ‘I don’t like how this food tastes’ is not(!)… In the mornin’s, you will be receivin’ lessons in lecture theatres, workshops and the like…”
“Oh great… just what I wanted after leaving school(!) More classrooms(!)” I mutter to myself.
Her head instantly wheels to me with unnerving precision.
“Someone else with somethin’ they’d like to say!?” she says, locking eyes with me, terrifyingly.
“No, Ms Sands!” I answer, instantly.
“Miss?! I’m not your bloody schoolteacher girl!!!”
Everyone laughs. Even Pvt Forest, like he wasn’t just humiliated himself, 2 minutes ago!
“Ma’am… err… Ma’am, no, Ma’am!!!” I say, doing my best to emulate the tone I’ve seen soldiers use in films.
She rolls her eye (it’s difficult to tell if the bionic rolls too) and says “Better… What’s your name, Private?”
“Ma’am, the Private’s name is Esme Reid, Ma’am!!!”
“Do you remember me tellin’ you this ain’t Full Metal Jacket?… You don’t need to scream when you talk to me, you don’t need to refer to yourself in third person and one ‘Ma’am’, when you’re done speakin’, is enough, Reid!”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
She points to her single, mauve eye, then to me and says “I’ll have my eye on you, Reid!”
Somehow, her tone sends a chill up my spine but I do my best not to show it.
She turns away and I release a silent sigh of relief.
“As I was sayin’… In your lectures you will learn the ins and outs of military theory; tactics, strategies, logistics etc. You will learn as much as we can tell you about the nature of the species we are fightin’; their capabilities, tendencies, political organisations and known weaknesses… bear in mind that First Contact weren’t much more than 4 years ago and we’ve been at War for almost all the intervenin’ time, so a lot of what we teach you will be little more than guesswork and hearsay from prisoners we’ve interrogated… The mornin’s’ll also be where you learn the particulars of the equipment you’ll be expected to be proficient with in the field. This includes firearms, plasmaweaponry and durasteel armour, as well as the tech you’ll likely encounter from the opposite side; kinetic pulse weapons, laser weapons, field emitters etc… I strongly suggest that no one allows word to get back to me that they’re not takin’ these classes seriously!… A stupid soldier is a dead soldier!”
She glares around the room, her eyes resting on me four a quarter of a second.
“…In the afternoons and evenin’s, you’ll be doing PT… that’s ‘Physical Trainin’’… soon to be every one of your two least favourite words in the English Language(!) “
I notice a wry smirk twist the mouths of a few of the camp attendants.
“In PT you will be drilled in agility, endurance, close quarters combat and coordinated marching… Five times over the comin’ 8 months, you and your trainin’ partner will be dropped into a remote bit of wilderness, somewhere on Earth, for five day practical survival experience. You will be given a beacon, to summon retrieval, but these are only to be used in cases of actual threat to life or bodily integrity… not because you’re feelin’ miserable!”
She takes a second to pause for breath.
“You get an allowance of 12 days off, over your time here… that’s two a month… These are subject to my approval and I may deny them for any reason, including no reason… so don’t piss me off!… You may not take more than 2 consecutive days leave at a time! Certain classes are mandatory and leave will not be approved on days they occur. If your allowance is spent, no more leave will be approved, barring a real emergency!… Now, for today, you are going to line up to have your maps and room keys downloaded onto your holos when your name is called, then you are going to have your bodies scanned for your armour measurements… at that point everyone with no uterus has the rest of the day free to settle in… If you have a uterus, you’ll need to report to medical to get your cycle paused! This is, I’m afraid, nonoptional… You are not prohibited from engaging in relations with your fellow recruits but you cannot be a soldier while you’re able to get pregnant. Attempts to circumvent this requirement in any way will land you in the Stockade!… After your cycle pause has been given, you’ll also have the rest of the day to settle in… Enjoy it! It’ll be the most downtime you get for a while!… Finally… I believe we have a 17 year old with us here… Pvt Taylor?”
A few people put their hands up, most looking confused.
“Pvt Oskar Taylor! The 17 year old?” she says, exasperated.
All but one of those with their hands up put them down.
The one remaining Pvt Taylor with his hand in the air has pale skin, black hair, brown eyes and a sharp featured face wearing a dour expression.
He stands even taller than Forest… Nearly 2m tall!
Though he’s not quite as heavily built, he’s certainly a good looking piece of boycandy!
“Pvt Taylor…” says Sands, her mouth breaking into a smile for the first time I’ve seen “…couldn’t wait to go off to War, could you(?)”
He mutters something but, while I can hear the power and deepness of his voice, I can’t make out a word he says.
“You’ll have to speak up, Taylor! Nobody’ll be able to hear you if you mumble.” points out Sands.
“I said I had some personal circumstances that made this the most sensible course of action for me, Ma’am.” says the tall, dark haired man, looking over her head rather than down at her and speaking in a grim monotone. He definitely loses boycandy points for the poshness of his accent, unfortunately…
“I see… I won’t pry into that but… you didn’t think of Officer Training? That’s the route that most people take when volunteering ahead of their conscription.”
He shakes his head “I thought of it and decided against it, Ma’am.”
“Oh? Why’s that, Pvt Taylor?”
“I didn’t believe I would make a good officer, Ma’am.” he answers simply.
She laughs “I wish every soldier could be as introspective, Taylor! I like you!… Unfortunately, bein’ a minor does mean that you can’t be put in a room with others… Sooo, that means you get a room to yourself… for the moment. Might sound cushy but before anyone else gets too jealous, bare in mind that privacy is the only advantage! His room will be a sixth the size of yours so its basic’ly a broomcupboard… the disadvantage will be severely reduced opportunity to socialise!… If that doesn’t sound doable, you can leave and come back when you turn 18, Taylor.”
“It’s acceptable, Ma’am.” he says without hesitating.
Yeah… it’s official… I don’t like him…
---later---
I rub the spot on my arm where the serum was thunked into me about 15 minutes ago.
Like with everything else about conscription, I get it… I understand the point…
But seeing the sense doesn’t mean I have to like it!
It’s not like I want to get pregnant (getting a nine month reprieve from service would be a fairly shitty reason for me to bring a child into the world) but it does feel like one last slap in the face to my personal autonomy that I’ve just had a cycle pause fucking mandated upon my body by the government!
As I draw near, door 1512 detects the key downloaded on my holo and unlocks
I open it and am greeted by a blonde girl, smiling broadly and instantly identifiable as brimming with ADHD energy.
“Hey there! My name’s Charlotte, it’s lovely to meet you!” says the girl, wrapping me in a hug without asking if I’m OK with that.
Her accent makes me wonder if everyone I meet here is going to be a posh toff!
She makes three of three of my fellow draftees!
“A pleasure, Charlotte… the name’s Esme…” I say, speaking Scottish accented standard English and gingerly patting her back.
“Oh, you’re Scottish…?” she says pulling herself off me with an expression that suggests meeting a Scottish person is just the most wonderful thing she could have imagined “…My great grandmother was from Edinburgh, where are you from?”
“Stranraer.” I answer.
She frowns “I don’t know it, I’m sorry!”
“I won’t hold it against you… Southwestern tip of Scotland? Where it nearly touches Ireland and the Man Peninsula?… ’Bout two and a half million people?”
“Oh, wooow! I don’t think I’ve ever met someone from a village before!” she says, seeming entirely oblivious to how that might be taken as an insult.
“Yeah… I guess it’s not that big.”
“Well…” she wraps me back in the hug and continues “…we’re the first ones to the room and that has to mean we’re going to be best friends!”
“I’m afraid my best friend’s name is Tamsin… the position is not open.” I say, firmly setting a boundary.
“I meant best bootcamp friends, silly!” she says, as if that should have gone without saying.
“Alright… I guess that positions open… but you’ve not got the job yet(!)” I quip, warming up a little to the ball of posh English energy.
She pulls back and beams at me “Alright then, for my first act as best bootcamp friend candidate, let me show you the view!… That should earn me some points!”
She says, leading me into the room that’s so small it makes me doubt that that goody-two-shoes 17 year old can possibly have one a sixth this size!
She leads me to the window and spends a few moments making sure I’m positioned just right before she draws back the curtain.
The view is quite breathtaking… rolling hills of snow blanketed mammoth steppe, lit by evening sun, with barely any of the sprawling military camp visible.
Though, you can see one of the tallest structures ever built by Humanity… the Sussex Space elevator… several times the Earth’s own diameter, the ‘top’, if you can even call it that, is a fifth of the way from here to Luna! …And… in 8 months, I’m going to be riding it, all the way up, to get on a troop transport.
“Look! See! There’s a herd of aurochs over on that hill! You know this place used to be a national park, before even Unification or the Reset! It’s called the South Downs! My mum told me we had family from here… obviously I never met any of them because they would have left hundreds of years ago!…”
The bubbly girl talks and talks and… just keeps talking… but I don’t particularly mind.
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2023.06.04 10:02 PelotonMod [Race Thread] 2023 Criterium du Dauphiné - Stage 1 (2.UWT)
2023 Criterium du Dauphiné - stage 1
| Date | From > to | Length | Type | Finish | Arrival time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| June 4 | Chambon-sur-Lac (63) > Chambon-sur-Lac (63) | 158 km | Hilly | Flat | 5.00 pm CEST (3.00 pm UTC) |
| Outlet type | Links |
|---|---|
| Information | Official Site / Startlist FC |
| Social media | Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / Dailymotion |
| Live ticker | PCS / Cyclingnews |
| TV & Streams | Full list of broadcasters on the race website - coverage starts at 3.15 pm CEST |
KOMs
| Climb | Cat | Summit (kms to go) | Length | Avg gradient |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Côte du Mont-Dore | 4 | 124.2 km | 1.8 km | 5.5% |
| Côte de La Stele | 4 | 116.4 km | 1.9 km | 5.0% |
| Côte du Rocher de l'Aigle | 4 | 57.4 km | 1.0 km | 7.3% |
| Côte du Rocher de l'Aigle | 4 | 34.3 km | 1.0 km | 7.3% |
| Côte du Rocher de l'Aigle | 4 | 11.1 km | 1.0 km | 7.3% |
Sprints
| Sprint | Km |
|---|---|
| Picherande | km 59.9 |
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