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2015.05.14 18:05 fatpinkchicken CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Rebecca Bunch (Rachel Bloom) is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything – her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan – in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, Calif. (it’s only two hours from the beach! Four in traffic).

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Aaron Martin – Doubletap (Original Mix)
Aaron Martin – Mamboleo (Original Mix)
ACA (YU) – Bad Ass Green Go (Original Mix)
ACA (YU) – Kenobi (Original Mix)
ADRIANZA – 1997 (Original Mix)
Afekt Music – Plastic Memories (Extended Mix)
Afterparty – Fear (Original Mix)
Alejandro Vasconez – Coaccion sin fundamento (Original Mix)
Alejandro Vasconez – Meditaciones en la selva (Original Mix)
Alejo Ramirez – Feel So Good (Original Mix)
Alejo Ramirez – Fuck You (Original Mix)
Alf_io – Sinonimi&Contrari (Never Alone In A Dark Room Remix)
Alonso Bierg, Matías Schaller – Let Your Body Flow (Original Mix)
Alvaro AM, Lose Endz – Last Night At X (LaRosa Remix)
Alvaro AM, Lose Endz – Last Night At X (Original Mix)
Alvaro AM, Lose Endz – Retiro’s Homies (Original Mix)
Alvaro AM, Lose Endz – We Don’t Need More Heroes (Original Mix)
AMAYLIA – 019a (Original Mix)
AMAYLIA – 019b (Original Mix)
Ander P – Keep Flying (Original Mix)
Ander P – To Dance (Original Mix)
Andres Shockwave – Black & Darking (Original Mix)
Andres Shockwave – End of the Operation (Original Mix)
Andres Shockwave – Venn Diagram (Original Mix)
Andres Shockwave – Blushhed (Orginal Mix)
Andres Shockwave – No Sleep (Orginal Mix)
Andres Shockwave – Vaporizable Liquid (Orginal Mix)
Andres Shockwave – Plane ZX (Original Mix)
Andres Shockwave – Right Now (Original Mix)
Andrey Djackonda – Believer (Original Mix)
Andrey Djackonda – Jacks! (Original Mix)
Andrey Djackonda – When the Music Changes (Original Mix)
Anton C – Enter The Wave (Original Mix)
Antonio BM – Bonsai (Original Mix)
Antonio BM – Gona Take (Original Mix)
Antonio BM – Just Be (Original Mix)
Antonio Marques – Routine (Original Mix)
Antonio Romano – Spotted (Original Mix)
Antonio Romano – Trouble (Original Mix)
Aron Volta – Breathless (Original Mix)
Aron Volta – Gin Fizz (Original Mix)
Aron Volta – Sleeper Cell (Original Mix)
Arrioondas – One One (Original Mix)
Arrioondas – Wolflix (Original Mix)
B-Liv – The Overground (Original Mix)
B-Liv – The Underground (Original Mix)
Barac – Cuvantul Lui Iancu (Original Mix)
Barac – Kerrill King (Original Mix)
Barac – Make You Dream (Original Mix)
Barac – Yellow Star on the Moon (Original Mix)
Baylee Brown – Look At Me (Original Mix)
Benny S – I Want to make you work for it (Original Mix)
Benny S – Planet Dub (Original Mix)
Benny S – Sweet Dreams (Original Mix)
Benny S – Walking On Air (Original Mix)
Bes – Fooled (Original Mix)
Bes – The Man From Tallahassee (Original Mix)
Betsu – Audalo (Original Mix)
Betsu – Drepy (Original Mix)
Betsu – Du Salar (Original Mix)
Betsu – Kyodai (Original Mix)
BizZa – Colobus (Cristian Merino Remix)
BizZa – Colobus (Original Mix)
BizZa – Sleep (Original Mix)
BizZa – Dumdumm (Original Mix)
BizZa – Lovelees (Original Mix)
BizZa – Solaris (Hector Couto Remix)
BizZa – Solaris (Original Mix)
BKLN – All The Time (Original Mix)
BKLN – Baby Got Moove (Original Mix)
Bongo Beat – Re Glue (Original Mix)
Brown Vox – Jamaha (Original Mix)
Brown Vox – Savana Ladea (Original Mix)
Bruvera – Charmtird (Original Mix)
Caio R – Hollywood (Original Mix)
Caio R – Nine (Original Mix)
Caio R – Nine (TmrsTn Remix)
Caio R – Unknow (Original Mix)
Camilo Gil – Space in My Place (Dub Mix)
Camilo Gil – Space in My Place (Original Mix)
Casey Spillman – Full Circle (Original Mix)
Cesar Sepulveda – Father (Original Mix)
Cesar Sepulveda – Kubrick (Original Mix)
Cesar Sepulveda – Pitahaya (Original Mix)
Chillin Williams – On & On (Eskuche Remix)
Chillin Williams – On & On (Original Mix)
Chillin Williams – On & On (Pezlo MD Remix)
Chillin Williams – You Ain’t Call (Legit Trip Remix)
Christian Burkhardt – New Ways (Dimmish Remix)
Christian Burkhardt – New Ways (Original Mix)
Christian Burkhardt – Space Funk (Original Mix)
Christopher Ledger – Remembrance (Original Mix)
CL-ljud – La Mattina ha L’oro in Bocca (Original Mix)
CL-ljud – Pensieri Nella Mente (Original Mix)
CL-ljud – Prime ore del Giorno (Original Mix)
CL-ljud – Vibrazioni (Original Mix)
CNTRL – DGTL Pleasure (Original Mix)
CNTRL – FRGTTN (Original Mix)
CNTRL – MOD 1 (Original Mix)
CNTRL – MOD 2 (Original Mix)
Constant, Lascu – Techniques De Respiration (Original Mix)
Constant, Lascu – Techniques De Respiration (Oxy Remix)
Oxy – Hotdog.jpeg (Constant, Lascu Remix)
Oxy – Hotdog.jpeg (Original Mix)
Cosenza – Doubble Troubble (Man/ipulate Remix)
Cosenza – Hitting Records (Original Mix)
Cosenza – Waterproof (Original Mix)
D’Julz – Est. 1992 (Francesco Farfa Remix)
D’Julz – Highway (Huerta Remix)
D’Julz – Highway (Janeret Remix)
D’Julz – Your Mom’s Fav DJ (Jorge Savoretti Remix)
DAMIEN ALMIRA – 07’41 am (Original Mix)
DAMIEN ALMIRA – Ana’s Dream (Original Mix)
Daniel Meister – Lower Body (Original Mix)
Daniel Meister – Meantime (Original Mix)
Daniel Melero – Eclosiones (Alejandro Vivanco Remix)
Daniel Melero – Eclosiones (Dilo Remix)
Daniel Melero – Eclosiones (Franco Cinelli Remix)
Daniel Melero – Eclosiones (Pablo Denegri Remix)
Daniel Melero – Eclosiones (Violett Remix)
Davide Cali – Random 1 (Original Mix)
Davide Cali – Random 2 (Original Mix)
Dexter Kane – Attackin The Wax (Original Mix)
Dexter Kane – Funk Accelerator (Original Mix)
Dexter Kane – Pork Chop (Original Mix)
Diego (CL) – Cloudy Day (Original Mix)
Jeremias Lihn, Diego (CL) – Here We Are (Original Mix)
Diego Ruffo – Domingo 9AM (Dr Gabbo Remix)
Diego Ruffo – Domingo 9AM (Original Mix)
Dilivio – Language of the Spirit (Gabriel Slick 4 AM Edit)
Dilivio – Language of the Spirit (Original Mix)
Dinu – Patience Sister (original mix)
Dinu – The Doors (original mix)
Dinu, Vizan – Maroon 6 (Original mix)
Dj Spy – Dabtaker (Original Mix)
Dj Spy – Deep Contra (Original Mix)
dk (JP) – Rove (Original Mix)
dk (JP) – Rove (Sakdat Remix)
Dr Gabbo – Pistol to my Head (Original Mix)
Dr Gabbo – Ride (Original Mix)
Dub Archanoid Trim – Children 2005 (Acid Dub)
Dub Archanoid Trim – Children 2005 (Original Mix)
Dubman F. – Planet (Emiliano Martini Remix)
Dubman F. – Planet (Malbo Remix)
Dubman F. – Planet (Original Mix)
Emanuel Natucci – Biggiebootie (Original Mix)
Emanuel Natucci – Yeah Baby (Original Mix)
Enzo Leep – Away Together (Original Mix)
Enzo Leep – The Miracle (Original Mix)
Enzo Leep – Tumbril (Direkt Remix)
Enzo Leep – Tumbril (Original Mix)
EzeRostagno – Boom Biddy Bye Bye (Original Mix)
EzeRostagno – Feel So Good (Original Mix)
Fabian Haneke – Don’t Give Up (Original Mix)
Fabian Haneke – What Life’s All About (Original Mix)
Facunh – Ladies & Vintage (Original Mix)
Facunh, Zaner – Acid Funky (Original Mix)
Facunh, Zaner – Shaft of Light (Original Mix)
Fedo – I Was Born Tonight (Original Mix)
Fedo – I Was Born Tonight (Silat Beksi Remix)
Fedo – Mandarinas (Original Mix)
Fedo – Splessy (Original Mix)
Fedo – Gray Visual 75 (Original Mix)
Fedo – Hold Me (Original Mix)
Fedo – Let Go (Original Mix)
Fedo – Let Go (Yaroslav Kinsky Remix)
FLOWFAT – Night Attack (Original Mix)
FLOWFAT, Lukaiz – Take Talk (Original Mix)
Francesco Squillante – Back To The Past (Original Mix)
Frink – Haarp (Original Mix)
Frink – Marlene (Original Mix)
Frink – Mesura (Original Mix)
Frink – Opium (Original Mix)
Frink, Yago Moyer – PãO de AçÚCar (Ednner Soares Remix)
Frink, Yago Moyer – PãO de AçÚCar (Original Mix)
Josh Martin, Yago Moyer – Colima (Original Mix)
Yago Moyer – Garota de Ipanema (Accapella)
GABFFER – Acid (Original Mix)
GABFFER – Commom (Original Mix)
GABFFER – Move (Original Mix)
GABFFER – W.T.F (Original Mix)
Galib – Back The Fuck Up (Original Mix)
Galib – Give To Me (Original Mix)
Galib – Scratch (Original Mix)
Geamidik – Earth (Original Mix)
Geamidik – Earth (Za__Paradigma Remix)
Geamidik – Manigua (Original Mix)
George Smeddles – Get Loose (Original Mix)
George Smeddles – Mind Games (Original Mix)
George Smeddles – On Your Feet (Original Mix)
George Smeddles – System On (Original Mix)
Gorge – Some Day (Neverdogs Remix)
Grees – Pepu’s Place (Original Mix)
Gunnter – Café Chéri (Original Mix)
Gunnter – Maddy (Original Mix)
Gunnter – Mental Reset (Original Mix)
Gunnter – Omaha Beach (Original Mix)
Gustaff – 69 Reasons (Extended Mix)
Gustaff – Magic In My Cup (Extended Mix)
HAAK. – 247 (Original Mix)
HAAK. – Like The Present (Original Mix)
HAAK. – Sounds Of Fish (Original Mix)
Harry Fitsch – La Vida (Original Mix)
Head Rush – A Little Bit (Original Mix)
Head Rush – Movin’ (Original Mix)
Heerz – Blabla (Original Mix)
Heerz – Nocap (Original Mix)
Heerz – U Lost (Original Mix)
Heerz, Bansi (ARG) – Recuerdos (Original Mix)
Hey Dan, P.WE – Mysterious Ways (Original Mix)
P.WE – That Groove (Original Mix)
High Soundsystem – Point Blanc (Original Mix)
High Soundsystem, Raphaelito – Yakuzza (Original Mix)
Horuz – Bardo (Original Mix)
Horuz – Zen (Original Mix)
Inavo – Seven Digits (Original Mix)
Infernal Racket – R.E.M (Hipp-E Remix)
ISSCO – Drop the Chill (Original Mix)
ISSCO – Game 0 (Original Mix)
J Gabriel, Chuffing Buffy – Transform Dub (Arkajo Version)
J Gabriel, Chuffing Buffy – Transform Dub (Frazer Campbell Version)
J Gabriel, Chuffing Buffy – Transform Dub (J Gabriel & Chuffing Buffy Version)
J Gabriel, Chuffing Buffy – Transform Dub (Steve O’Sullivan Version)
Ja Kub – High Energy (Original Mix)
Ja Kub – Parallel (Original Mix)
Ja Kub – Throwback (Original Mix)
Jack District – Jazz In The Room (Original Mix)
Jack District – The Charm (Original Mix)
Jamback – At The House (Original Mix)
Jamback – Gate (Original Mix)
Javi Lopez – To The Dancefloor (Original Mix)
Javier Labarca – Huambaly (Original Mix)
Javier Labarca – So Sweet (Original Mix)
Jay House – Baños del Inka (Original Mix)
Jay House – I love You (Original Mix)
Jay House – Lluvia en Cajamarca (Original Mix)
Jiggy (IT) – Amnesia de Ibiza (Original Mix)
Jizz – Skyland (Original Mix)
Joachim Pastor – Green Washer (Gregor Tresher Extended Remix)
Joeski, DJ Chus, Jimmy Lopez – Creo en Dios (Original Mix)
Joey – Delusions (Original Mix)
Joey – Mush-room (Original Mix)
Joey – Tina Gurner (Original Mix)
Jordano Roosevelt – Crazy For You ft. Mafer Davalos (Original Mix)
Jose Vilches – CHASE (Original Mix)
Josu Freire – Cero (Original Mix)
Juan Rodriguez – Razones (Original Mix)
Juliana Mendez – Stronger Than Me (Original Mix)
Juliana Mendez – Suena (Original Mix)
Junior Souza – For Me (Original Mix)
Junior Souza – Happy Now (Original Mix)
Junior Souza, feat. Nt Dogg – Tropa (Original Mix)
JUST2 – Multicore (Original Mix)
KASSIMIL – Nightfall (Original Mix)
Kenneth Scott – Firesound (Original Mix)
Kenneth Scott – Light Blooming (Original Mix)
Kenneth Scott – Lost Sonar (Original Mix)
Kenny Oliver – Berries (Original Mix)
Kenny Oliver – Got 2 (Original Mix)
Kensuke FUKUSHIMA – Crawling (Original Mix)
Kensuke FUKUSHIMA – Mantle (Original Mix)
Kensuke FUKUSHIMA – Waterdance (Bouzas Remix)
Kensuke FUKUSHIMA – Waterdance (Original Mix)
Kensuke FUKUSHIMA – Waterdance (Unaporte Remix)
Kevin Arga – Acid Week (Original Mix)
Kevin Arga – Legacy (Original Mix)
Kevin Arga – Redes no Sociales (Original Mix)
Kevin Arga – The Professional (Original Mix)
Kidoo – Get Your Sexy On (Original Mix)
Kidoo – Le Flexion (Original Mix)
Kidoo – Lovers (Original Mix)
Kidoo – Tango (Original Mix)
Kieran Morgan – Bring The Fire (Original Mix)
Kieran Morgan – By My Side (Original Mix)
Kieran Morgan – Functional Dance Floor Track (Original Mix)
Kieran Morgan – My Love (Original Mix)
KIRIK – Lose Control (Original Mix)
KIRIK – Rise And Shine (Original Mix)
KiRKie – Creeping (Original Mix)
Koto Barrueto – 1968 (Original Mix)
Koto Barrueto – Dark Conga (Original Mix)
Kreature – Body Banger (James View Remix)
Kreature – Body Banger (Original Mix)
Kreature – The Infamous (Original Mix)
Kricked – Doomsday (Original Mix)
Kricked – How You Say… Problematic (Original Mix)
Kricked – Understand (Original Mix)
KristoFurr – Affection (Original Mix)
KristoFurr – Think’n (Original Mix)
kuniyuki – Earth Beats (Chateau Flight Bonus Beat)
kuniyuki – Earth Beats (Chateau Flight Main Mix)
kuniyuki – Earth Beats (Henrik Schwarz Remix)
Ky William – Touche (Original Mix)
La Matrice – Supernova (Original Mix)
La Matrice – Tape Ta Trance (Original Mix)
Lanas – Lapdance (Original Mix)
Lanas – Waiting Line (Original Mix)
Latmun – Just Play (Original Mix)
Laydee V, Monita Dah – What Do You Expect? (MINT (JPN) Remix)
Lee Onel – Duck (Original Mix)
Lee Onel – Duck (REda daRE Remix)
Lee Onel – He He He (Original Mix)
Lee Onel – Voltage (Original Mix)
lefthandsoundsystem – Asine (Original Mix)
lefthandsoundsystem – Taom (Orignal Mix)
lefthandsoundsystem – Udhc (Original Mix)
lefthandsoundsystem – Xlams (Original Mix)
lefthandsoundsystem – Bwtuo (Original Mix)
lefthandsoundsystem – Euy (Original Mix)
lefthandsoundsystem – Luoumin (Original Mix)
Len Vitz, Charlie iapicone – Playhouse (Kolter Remix)
Len Vitz, Charlie iapicone – Playhouse (Original Mix)
Leon (Italy) – Control Your Mind (Extended Mix)
Leon (Italy) – Starshots (Extended Mix)
Lophius Rec, Caiman Juice – Godzluv (Original Mix)
Lophius Rec, Caiman Juice – What Have You Done (Original Mix)
Lost.Act – Backwords (Original Mix)
Lost.Act – Cabaret (Original Mix)
Lost.Act, Gianluca Felline – Cabaret (Gianluca Felline Remix)
Macchi – Ba Ba Ba (Original Mix)
Madre (BR) – Chains (Original Mix)
Mahony, Wheats – ID3 (Original Mix)
Mahony, Wheats – OFF THE WALL (Original Mix)
Manoova – Ain’t Fair (Original Mix)
Manoova – Feel Inside (Original Mix)
Manoova – Forever (Original Mix)
Manoova – The Break (Original Mix)
Marcellus (UK) – Juicy (Original Mix)
Marcellus (UK) – Kiss Me Right (Original Mix)
Marcos Aldinio – French Garden (Original Mix)
Marcos Aldinio – Roots (Original Mix)
Mario Alban – Far Away (Original Mix)
Mario Alban – Just Listen (Original Mix)
Mario Alban – My Hood (Original Mix)
Martin Vasquez – Actions (Original Mix)
Martin Vasquez – Consecuences (Original Mix)
Martinii – A New Direction (Original Mix)
Martinii – Vitaminas (Original Mix)
Ozeil – Brainstorm (Original Mix)
Ozeil – Looseness (Original Mix)
Mason Collective – Guidance Through My Perc (Original Mix)
Mason Collective – Soul Rebel (Original Mix)
Mati Astroza – Disco (Original Mix)
Mati Astroza – Get Away (Original Mix)
Mati Astroza – No Matter (Original Mix)
Mati Astroza – Without You (Original Mix)
Max Coseglia, G-lover – I Do Note (Mata Jones Remix)
Mene – That’s Right (Original Mix)
Mene, ACA (YU) – No Me Impolta (Original Mix)
Mene, ACA (YU) – No Me Impolta (Ray Mono Remix)
Mene – Should I Be (Original Mix)
Mene, RAYZIR – Blunt (feat. RAYZIR) (Original Mix)
Mennie – From The Ground (Original Mix)
Mennie – Reactive Memory (Original Mix)
Mennie – Rebound (Original Mix)
Mennie – The Magic Circle (Original Mix)
Merissa Mahilaa – Handle This (Original Mix)
Mihai Popoviciu – Automat (Original Mix)
Mihai Popoviciu – Immensity (Original Mix)
Mike Jaguar – Shade (Jullian Millan Remix)
Mike Jaguar – Shade (Original Mix)
Mike Jaguar – Shade (Rando Remix)
Mike Scot – Rock the Discoteque (Francis (UK) Remix)
Mike Scot – Rock the Discoteque (Original Mix)
MINT (JPN) – Paradigm Shift (Mattias Coll Remix)
MINT (JPN) – Paradigm Shift (Original Mix)
MINT (JPN) – Paradigm Shift (Victor Ibarrola Remix)
Mizaru – One Way Ticket to Fun Town (Original Mix)
Mizaru – Wiretap (Original Mix)
Moett C – Dead Circuit (Original Mix)
Moett C – No Shape (Original Mix)
Moett C – Revolve (Original Mix)
Moglis – Don’t Fear House (Original Mix)
Moglis – Run It Back (Original Mix)
Moglis – Stressed Out (Original Mix)
Monica Venturella – Vitamine (Original Mix)
Ms Pika – El Dj (Original Mix)
Ms Pika – La Encantadora (Original Mix)
Nacho Riveros, Ogle Sound – Panorama (Original Mix)
Nacho Riveros, Ogle Sound – Start Over (Original Mix)
Naju – Canto de Sirena (Original Mix)
Naju – El Muelle (Original Mix)
Nathan Alzon – Bikini Bottom (Archie Hamilton Remix)
Nathan Alzon – Bikini Bottom (Original Mix)
Nathan Alzon – Midtown Madness (Original Mix)
Nathan Alzon – Nairobi (Original Mix)
Neritaan – Detune (Original Mix)
Neritaan – Discover (Original Mix)
NewTone (NL) – Brace Yourself (Original Mix)
NewTone (NL) – Dance With Me (Original Mix)
NewTone (NL) – Move That Body (Original Mix)
Nick Avvani – Cloud (Original Mix)
Nick Avvani – Dream (Original Mix)
Nima Gorji – Stay Put (Kuzey Remix)
Nima Gorji – Stay Put (Original Mix)
Nolga – Amber Gambler (Original Mix)
Nolga – Electric Sunrise (Original Mix)
Nolga – Mistaken Identity (Original Mix)
Nolga – Revolution (Original Mix)
Nolon – Dance With Me (Original Mix)
Nolon – Without You (Original Mix)
Odette – Break That (Original Mix)
Odette – Likey Like (Ollie Rant Remix)
Odette – Likey Like (Original Mix)
Odette – Lost In Playing (Original Mix)
Odette – Night Into Town (Original Mix)
Odette – Organ Jazz (Original Mix)
Odette – Upside Down (Original Mix)
Oldschool Dubtechno .Producer – Fall Into the Void (Original Mix)
Oldschool Dubtechno .Producer – Gravity Maneuver (Original Mix)
Oldschool Dubtechno .Producer – Magnificence (German F Remix)
Oldschool Dubtechno .Producer – Magnificence (Soundealer Remix)
Ollie Nick – Path To Revolution (Original Mix)
Ollie Nick – Wanna Be Right (Original Mix)
Omari – Tell Me What You Want (Original Mix)
Omari – The Static (DanB Remix)
Omari – The Static (Original Mix)
Omega Men – Hack Flame (Original Mix)
Omega Men – Oh Boy (Original Mix)
Omega Men – What A Bagbiter (Original Mix)
Omega Men – Win Lose (Original Mix)
Oskyal – You (Original Mix)
OTRERA – Cacheteado (Original Mix)
OTRERA – Memorias de una Fiesta (Original Mix)
OTRERA – Sample Choreado (Original Mix)
OTRERA – Swingin’ As Bemsha (Original Mix)
Overtracked – I Want You To Know (Extended Mix)
Paul Quzz, Ian R. – Juggle (Original Mix)
Paul Quzz, Ian R. – Slide Show (Original Mix)
Paul Quzz, Ian R. – The Circus (Original Mix)
Pergolizzi [IT] – Release (Original Mix)
Rafa Calello – Countdown (Original Mix)
Rafa Calello – Repeat (Original Mix)
Raized – Abeesh Good (Original Mix)
Raized – Kibbled (Original Mix)
Raized, The Fellas (US) – The Show Goes On (Original Mix)
Ranger Trucco – buss it. (Original Mix)
Ranger Trucco – symphonia. (Original Mix)
Malle, Remi Blaze – Stop Start (Jose Ferrando Remix)
Malle, Remi Blaze – Stop Start (Original Mix)
Malle, Remi Blaze – Yo Soy! (Omar C Remix)
Malle, Remi Blaze – Yo Soy! (Original Mix)
Rhoger, BlockheadLZ – I Can Feel It (Club Dub)
Rhoger, BlockheadLZ – I Can Feel It (Midnight Dub)
Rhoger, BlockheadLZ – I Can Feel It (Original Mix)
Rick Sanders – Action (Original Mix)
Robbie Doherty – It’s My Beat (Extended Mix)
Rossi. – Fly (Original Mix)
Rossi. – Honey, I’m… (Original Mix)
Rossi. – Knock Knock (Original Mix)
Rossi. – Wildcard (Original Mix)
Rudolf C – Globular (N-Gynn Remix) (Original Mix)
Rudolf C – Globular (Original Mix)
Rudolf C – Microwave Background (Original Mix)
Rudolf C – Mysticism In The Modern Day (Original Mix)
SAC – Do It (Original Mix)
SAC – Hover (Original Mix)
SamBRNS – Coffee Boi (Original Mix)
SamBRNS – Sunny Daze (Original Mix)
SamBRNS – Sunny Daze (Pepe G Remix)
Sandro AT – Grace (Lautaro Ojeda Remix)
Sandro AT – Grace (Original Mix)
Sandro AT – She Call Me (Original Mix)
Sandro AT – She Call Me (Son of Elita Dance CUT)
Sato – Indian Groove (Original Mix)
Sato – Natyam (Original Mix)
Sato – Raga (Original Mix)
Sato – Sangeet (Original Mix)
Secnd, Portable Paradise – High Rise (Original Mix)
Sepp – Dash It (Original Mix)
Sepp – Look It (Original Mix)
Sepp – Want It (Original Mix)
Shosho, Mada.Mada – Smoking Water (Original Mix)
Shosho, Mada.Mada, Ema Blas – Nobu (Dikka Remix)
Shosho, Mada.Mada, Ema Blas – Nobu (Original Mix)
Shuu-T – Inside (Original Mix)
Shuu-T – Moon Light (Original Mix)
Silat Beksi – Cruise (Original Mix)
Silat Beksi – High & Dry (Original Mix)
Silat Beksi – No Chances (Original Mix)
Silat Beksi – Azenhas Do Mar (Original Mix)
Silat Beksi – Back2Back (Original Mix)
Silat Beksi – Metamorphosis (Original Mix)
Silat Beksi – Surround (Original Mix)
Sillaz – The Plan (Original Mix)
Sisto – That Simple (Original Mix)
Sisto – Velvet Floor (Original Mix)
Sisto – Vibration (Original Mix)
Sisto – We Get Hot (Original Mix)
Sohz – Be Free (Original Mix)
Sohz – Dream (Original Mix)
Sohz – Wao Wao (Original Mix)
Sohz – What’s Happenin (Original Mix)
Sokur – Nena Mal (Original Mix)
Sokur – Via Jera (Original Mix)
Solander – Adict To (Original Mix)
Solander – Next Level (Original Mix)
Solander – Say Oh (Original Mix)
Solander – Talk (Original Mix)
Sound Cloup – 707 (Original Mix)
Stefano Crabuzza – Transition (Original Mix)
Stefano Crabuzza, Alfrenk – Que Paso (Original Mix)
Stemi – Fabulous (Original Mix)
Stemi – People (Original Mix)
Steve Bug – Get Away From Me (Original Mix)
Steve Bug – Grumble Bumble (Original Mix)
Stiven Escarraga – Peekaboo (Alejandro LH Remix)
Stiven Escarraga – Peekaboo (Original Mix)
Stiven Escarraga – Peekaboo (RADR Remix)
Szs – Arms Reduction (Original Mix)
Szs – Frozen Grotto (Original Mix)
Szs – Magic Dot (Original Mix)
Szs – Magic Dot (Tibb Remix)
Tauste – Dts (Original Mix)
Tauste – Emotions (Original Mix)
The Mekanism – Get Down (Original Mix)
The Mekanism – My House (Jean Pierre Remix)
The Mekanism – My House (Original Mix)
The Minimal Puppets – Minimal Disco (Elekplunkinkantk Remix)
The Minimal Puppets – Minimal Disco (Original Mix)
Thomas Jam – Agape (Original Mix)
Thomas Jam – Give Me Da (Original Mix)
TLGC – Foxy (Original Mix)
TLGC – Space Trip (Original Mix)
TLGC – Tweeter (Original Mix)
TLGC – Vision (Original Mix)
Toman – Chevere (Original Mix)
Toman – Sunshine & Ravioli (Original Mix)
Toman – Trinidad (Original Mix)
Tome R – Bad Communication (Original Mix)
Tome R – Static Moments (Original Mix)
Tome R – Transit Overflow (Heerd Remix)
Tome R – Transit Overflow (Original Mix)
Tommaso Pizzelli – Bubblin’ (Original Mix)
Tommaso Pizzelli – Dream Catcher (Original Mix)
Tommaso Pizzelli – Floating Book (Original Mix)
Trallez – Now Move (Original Mix)
Traumer, Brako – 001_Bandit (Original Mix)
Traumer, Brako – 002_Police (Original Mix)
Traumer, Brako – 003_Police (Original Mix)
Traumer, Brako – 004_Bandit (Dub Mix)
Traumer, Brako – 004_Police (Original Mix)
Trippy Soul – Engage (Original Mix)
Trippy Soul – Gasherbrum (Original Mix)
Trippy Soul – Karakorum (Original Mix)
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2023.03.22 23:30 Pristine_Delivery_68 My surgery experience (external)

Hey everyone, I just wanted to share my experience with getting my external hemorrhoids removed. I understand that everyone has a different pain tolerance and that every body heals different.
Background: I (29/f) had two big external hemorrhoid for about six years (after giving birth) and I could never manage them to go away with OTC stuff, so I decided to get them finally removed. I was terrified reading all the experiences and almost called off the surgery, but ultimately I went through with it. I was already expecting the worst pain I have ever felt in my life and so I was mentally preparing myself for it.
Surgery: I had a closed hemorrhoidectomy under general anesthesia and I got an injection of exparel, which I was told would last for about three days (and I believe that exparel made a significant difference in regards to pain).
Prescriptions: I was prescribed oxy, Ibuprofen, acetaminophen, stool softener and MiraLax.
What I picked up before surgery: -Gauze pads -Recticare -Arnica 30c (don’t know if it helped) - moisture barrier cream (desitin) -finger gloves -baby wipes - peribottle
Post Surgery: Due to the exparel injection and taking ibuprofen and acetaminophen constantly I had very little pain (I didn’t need the oxy at all) It did ache a bit, but it was very bearable (4/10). I iced the area the first day on and off. I took the stool softener in the am and pm and at bedtime I also took MiraLax to ensure soft stool. After two days I used only MiraLax in the pm.
The first 4 bm hurt the most (7/10), but I believe that breathing through it helped a lot with tolerating it. (Deeeeeep breaths). After each bm I would first use either my bidet (gentle spray obviously) or peribottle, then take a sitzbath, dry the area with hairdryer (on cold), put either desitin or the recticare on and then use a gauze pad. I always changed the gauze pad when I had to pee, used baby wipes to clean it. After the first few bm the pain subsided with each bm.
The stitches dissolved pretty quickly. I did have some slight bleeding, but nothing crazy or unexpected. I took my pain meds for a week, but by day 5 I only took two ibuprofen a day.
Tips that helped me: -Staying on a schedule with pain meds - Heating Pads or Cold packs (I slept the first week with a heating pad near my butt area) - Drink a lot of water - Ensure your stool is soft (I eat pretty healthy, so I didn’t switch my diet, but made sure not to eat something too heavy) - keeping myself distracted (movies, games) - walking + walking outside - only sitting on soft pillows - not sitting on a toilet- either squat down or used a stool.
Overall, it wasn’t as bad as I expected. This yt channel eased my mind a lot too since I found it to be very informative: https://youtube.com/@yourfriendlyproctologist

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2023.03.22 23:10 GameCollector98 [REQUEST] [STEAM] Destroy All Humans 2 -Reprobed $20USD for 20 more hours. A cult classic turned essential experience.

For as long as I can remember, Destroy all Humans has been ingrained in my memory. The sweet sweet bliss of mass destruction across multiple corners of the globe as a power-hungry furon. From the beginning of the series with the original PS2 release, up until the recent remaster in 2020, I’ve played practically every entry (minus Path of the Furon). Join me as I take a trip down memory lane.
GAME SERIES SYNOPSIS
The Destroy All Humans franchise takes place in the height of the red scare. Worries of communism, mass hysteria, and global destruction loom earth. This is great news for our protagonists, Cryptosporidium-137. This loyal furon is quick witted, foul mouthed, and hungry for power. You use an arsenal of weapons: a probe, disintegrator ray, zap o matic, a flying saucer, etc. to wreak havoc on unsuspecting humans.
ENTRIES I HAVE PLAYED
The original destroy all humans game for ps2 was a magical experience. You always see games where the aliens are the bad guy. Very few series let you play as an alien. This cult classic was a historic monument for console gaming back in the day. I remember leaving my ps2 on for hours during school because I didn’t have a memory card.
Destroy all humans 2 takes place in the 60s. Hippies, KGB, and arkvoodle alike. Crypto learns new dance themed abilities to distract and hypnotize the human race.
Big Willy Unleashed was THE game on my Wii. I must’ve put 40 hours into this game back then. To take control of a frischs big boy style mech and parade around town firing lasers is something of wonder. This game is a play on McDonald’s, proudly stating over 1,000,000 humans served. As in, human meat burgers. It truly is crazy.
Most recently, I played the 2020 remake a few years ago on my series X. I loved it. The upgraded visuals, the new mechanics, 4k resolution, etc. it is absolutely magical.
WHY CANT I PURCHASE THIS GAME?
With my tax refund not arriving anytime soon, and saving up for vacation, money is tight currently. I have 2 kids at home, and would love to have one of my favorite games to play in bed on my steam deck. Thank you so much to everyone. I hope you have a great day!
Game Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1266700/Destroy_All_Humans_2__Reprobed/
Profile: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119382203

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2023.03.22 23:00 clearliquidclearjar TALLAHASSEE WEEKLY EVENTS, 3/23 – 3/29

Events are listed by the day. Events that happen every week appear first, one time stuff after that. If you have anything you’d like people to know about, comment here or message me and I’ll add it in. If you’d like further info about any of the events, look it up! I usually don’t have any extra to add.
Ongoing and Multi-Day Events

Faust @ 35! Spring Live Show at the Mickee Faust Theater in RR Sq. 35 years of original theater for the weird community. Dates and info here: https://www.mickeefaust.com/show-item/faust-35/
Royal Hanneford Circus at the North Florida Fairgrounds. We promise to bring smiles and laughter to each and every audience with our wide variety of high-end acts and talents from all over the world. March 24 – April 2

Local Running, Walking, and Biking Info: https://troubleafoot.blogspot.com/
OutdooFarmer’s Markets:

Lake Ella Grower's Market: Wednesday, 11am-2pm. Find organic vendors, and foragers: The Holistic Cannabis Community, Artzi Farms, Hickory Nut Gifts, and others. Farmer's Market Nutrition Program Coupons gladly accepted!
Frenchtown Market: 524 N MLK Jr Blvd. Saturdays, 10am to 2pm. Come grow community and support your local farmers and makers, while you get your groceries for the week! Don’t forget! We match SNAP/EBT, so you DOUBLE your money to go towards locally grown fresh fruits and vegetables!
Tallahassee Farmers Market: 2904 Kerry Forest Pkwy, Saturdays, 8am to Noon. Come see us at Tallahassee's longest-running farmers market! We are a year-round market, featuring local farms and vendors that provide the best seasonal produce, meats, baked goods, and more. We welcome you and your whole family (leashed pets included) to come out and meet your local farmers! Ample parking is available between our lot and the shopping center lot next door (by Red Elephant). Come early for the best selection.
Tallahassee Downtown Market: Ponce de Leon Park, Saturdays, 10am-2pm. Join us for a stroll in the park among local makers, bakers, artists and farmers as live music is played by local musicians!

THURSDAY, 3/23

Blue Tavern: Happy Hour Pickfoolery. Butch Burns & Brent Kittrell of the local legendary bluegrass band Bottom Dollar Boys always put the happy in happy hour - even when they're singing those sad cry-in-your-beer ballads. 5pm
The Hub at Feather Oaks: Bingo. 5pm
Dreamland BBQ: Weekly Open Blues Jam. If you'd like to sing, please bring your own mic. 6pm
The Great Games Library: Solforge Fusion Sealed-Deck Tournament. Anyone interested in SolForge: Fusion, please come out! Thursday nights at 6:00pm to 9:00pm ish will be dedicated to SolForge Fusion gameplay and weekly tournaments. If you play or have played MTG but would like to spend less, this is a great alternative CCG with inexpensive entry and minimal purchases to enjoy playing competitively. In-store and online tournaments may be played with the same decks purchased at any store. SolForge was created by the same designer for MTG, Netrunner, and Key Forge, Richard Garfield, and the designer for Ascension, Justine Gary. 6pm/$35 Entry Fee for 4 Sealed Half-decks, Special Art Playmat Prize for 1st Place
World of Beer: Trivia Night. 7pm
Lake Tribe III: Trivia. 7pm
Smitty's Taphouse: Trivia Lab Thursdays. Teams of 6 or fewer players can compete for $30 / $20 / $10 Prizes + The Golden MacGuffin prize table! New format! Interactive smartphone answering for your comfort and safety! 6 Fun Rounds - 42 Total Questions. 7:30pm
House of Music: Prime Rib Thursday & Karaoke. 7:30pm
Cap City Video Lounge: The Million Eyes Of Sumuru: MST3K Thursday. Join us Thursday as we climb aboard The Satellite of Love along with Joel, Tom Servo and CROOOOW as the Gang tackles the peculiar, kinky, ladies vs gents action epic that is the 1968 film, THE MILLION EYES OF SUMURU! 8pm/free but donations encouraged
Fire Bettys: Electronic Thursdays. There will be rotating music genres from local artists! 8pm/free/21+
Poor Pauls: Trivia. 8/21+
926: Karaoke. 9pm
Fire Bettys: Electronic Show. Join us for Experiment 002 and take a mind-bending trip into the sound of the future! Our electrifying music party will transport you to another dimension with cutting-edge beats and non-stop excitement. 9pm
Bird’s: Karaoke with Nathan. 9pm

Blue Tavern: Piano Jazz w/ Jack Quine, CLAVE: Bossa Nova, Blendik Experience: Joe Goldberg, Michael Bakan & Jack Staub. 5pm
Oyster City Brewing: Tim Russell. 6pm
Common Ground Books: Literary Open-Mic Night. Join us for our monthly literary open-mic night! Our open-mic is the perfect safe space for poets and fiction writers to share their work. 6pm
Challenger Learning Center of Tallahassee: 20th Anniversary Reception. Join us to celebrate our 20th Anniversary with a reception honoring our founders and supporting members. We'll be taking a look back at the last 20 years and unveiling our plans for the future. 6pm
The Rose Room: Open Mic Night. 6pm
926: Brother Hawk with Pat Puckett and Brett Eugene. 8pm
Club Downunder: CDU Presents: Daddy’s Beemer with Marabella. 8pm

FRIDAY, 3/24

Lake Tribe: Flannel Friday. Flannel Fridays will be featuring a wide range of fall themed 'Pop-up' activities such as food trucks, live music, campfires, s'mores roasting, new seasonal brews, and more! Come dawn your flannel and cozy up to the simpler things in life. Our beers taste like the outdoors feel, let our tasting room be your Friday cabin retreat. 4pm
Gamescape: MTG Friday Night Magic. FORMAT: Standard Constructed. Swiss rounds as determined by the number of players with a maximum of 5 rounds. 7pm/$5
Hobbit West: Friday Night Dart Tournament. Anyone can Enter! Sign ups at 7:30, Darts fly at 8:00/$10 entry fee
Ouzts Too: Karaoke with DJ Nathan. Best karaoke DJ in town. 8pm
Club Downunder: CDU X Hip Hop Club Presents Freestyle Friday. Show off your freestyle rap or poetry skills at Freestyle Friday! Doors are at 7:30 with the show starting at 8:00 in Club Downunder! Send an email to [email protected] to sign up! 8pm
Just One More: Karaoke with DJ Rah. 9pm-11pm/21+
926: The Hot Friday Night Party and Drag Show. 9pm/$5/18+

Retrofit Records: Emei in-store performance and DJ set. Noon
Blue Tavern: Piano Jazz w/ Everett Young, Raga Bhakti, Chris Seepersaud & Belinda Bruno-Piverger. 5pm
Fire Bettys: Free Jazz Night. On March 24th, Lemon City Trio and Soul Candy will be bringing the heat to our stage for an unforgettable night of soulful improvisation, scorching solos, and toe-tapping beats. 6pm
Real Cool Time Records: Real Cool Time Records One Year Anniversary Fest featuring Saturnalia, Radio USA, Gangs of Paris, Speed Spirits, and Skunch. 6pm
Eve on Adams: Upside Solo. 6pm
Fish Camp: Southern Latitude. 6:30pm
Island Wings: Deja Blu. 7pm
Oyster City Brewing: The Smith Band. 7pm
RR Sq Craft House: Electric Apostles. 7pm
The Bark: Colby Nathan, Chatterer, Good Real Estate, and No Face Presents: MTN/MAN. 8pm
Crum Box Gastgarden: CACAH - Comedians Against Cards Against Humanity. Come out to The Crum Box Gastgarden and join us in playing Cards Against Humanity (CAH)! In a combination of CAH and comedy, local comedians will be reading, joking about, and scoring each team's card submission, with prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place! This is an absolute blast and you don't want to miss it! 8pm
House of Music: The Allie Cats. 8pm
Cap City Video Lounge: Humortals at CCVL Showcase. 9pm/$5/18+
1645 Airport Dr.: Cowboys Vs. Aliens. *Sounds by Nani, Forty-Two, Common Sense, Fly Docta. 9pm/$10

SATURDAY, 3/25

Brinkley Glen Park: Invasive Plant Removal. Join Master Gardener Volunteers at this weekly invasive plant removal event. This is a great way to learn to ID our invasive plant species and how to remove them. We recommend wearing long pants and sleeves, closed-toed shoes, gloves, a hat and mosquito spray. Bring gardening tools such as hand clippers, loppers, trowels, etc. if you have them. We are removing coral ardisia bushes and berries, nandina, tung trees, Tradescantia flumenensis, cat's claw vine, winged yam, Japanese climbing fern, skunkvine and more. Directions: The best way to get there is to take Meridian Rd to Waverly Rd, go to the next intersection and turn left onto Abbotsford Way, then turn left at the next road called Woodside Dr. At the stop sign turn left onto Lothian. Lothian ends in a cul-de-sac and there is a sign that says Brinkley Glen Park. 8:30am-11:30am
The Rose Room: The Rose Revue. Performances by your favorite entertainers and special guests! Shows at 8pm, 10pm, & Midnight! A unique cast EACH show! 7pm
Duke’s and Dottie’s: Line Dancing. 8pm/21+
Bird’s Oyster Shack: Laughterday Night Fever. This week: Five Year Anniversary Laughterday Night Fever! Join us every Saturday at Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack for a free comedy show! 8:30pm
La Casa Bar: Karaoke With Nathan. 9pm-1pm

Tallahassee Junior Museum: Pioneer Breakfast 2023. Come out and join us on the 1880’s Big Bend Farm for a hearty breakfast to start the day! We will be serving scrambled eggs, pancakes, Register’s sausage, grits and of course, piping hot coffee and Milk and Orange Juice! 8am
Making Awesome: Open House/Work Day. For non-members this is a great time to see the space, meet members, talk shop, and learn what MA is about. For members, this is day to work on anything with others around. Share what you'll be working on below so you can connect with like minds. 10am-3pm
Kleman Plaza: Tallahassee History Festival. FREE community event with fun for the whole family, featuring programs and activities by historians from around the state as well as some of our local favorites. 10am-2pm
Lake Jackson Community Center: Game Tally Gaming Day! We've had four successful gatherings, so we're doing it again! Each of our previous gatherings at this location have had 30 - 40 attendees. A whole day of gaming in the capital city! A great opportunity for heavy games, light games, and everything in between. Regulars and new players welcome. Join us! Start posting and organizing games in the Discussion. There are nearby restaurants and please feel free to bring snacks to share. There's a kitchen area with an ice maker, fridge, etc. 10am-8pm
Tallahassee Auto Museum: Capital Craft Fest 2023. Amazing Local Vendors offering their Handmade Arts & Crafts, Jewelry, Boutiques, Handmade Soaps & Candles, Direct Sales, Artist & MORE! Grab a bite to eat from the variety of Food Trucks on site, Easter egg hunt for the kids, Visit with the Easter Bunny & enjoy music by DJ Felix Flo while shopping OVER 75 plus vendors! 10am-4pm
Natural Life Midtown: Springtime Duval Plaza Art Walk. Please join Natural Life Midtown for our monthly Art Walk at the Duval Plaza! A FREE and fun-filled evening with games, prizes, free samples, and tons of amazing artistries from local artists and crafters. 11am-3pm
Tallahassee Junior Museum: Tallahassee Jazz and Blues Festival Day One featuring TCC Jazz Band, Thursday Night Music Club, Tallahassee Swing, Yellow Dog Jazz Band, Thomas University Jazz Ensemble, and Warren Sutton. 11am
The Puff: Marauders Market. Come join us at our newest smallest venue! Vintage resellers, local artisans, & good tunes! Noon
Panacea: 2023 Panacea Beer & Oyster Festival. The Panacea Beer and Oyster Festival is an annual event that showcases local and national craft beers and our areas local farm raised oysters! Noon
Fish Camp: Steven Ritter live at 1pm - 4pm followed by Brett Wellman and the Stone Cold Blues Band live at 5pm until late. 1pm
Challenger Learning Center of Tallahassee: Creature from the Black Lagoon in 3D. In partnership with Tallahassee History Festival and sponsored by Lofty Pursuits, we are excited to announce a free screening of 'The Creature from the Black Lagoon' in it's original, red-blue 3D format. 2pm
Blue Tavern: Piano Jazz w/ Andrew Salow, Jazzmatazz: Longinue Parsons w/ Michael Bakan & Brian Hall. 5pm
Proof: Suckerdust. 5pm
Cascades: Movies in the Moonlight - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. 6pm
Cap City Video Lounge: Pink Peugeot, Porch Coffin, Beloved Devotion, and Atomic Pipe Bomb. 7pm
The Moon: The Rockitz. 7pm
926: Trash Panda with No Parts & Professional Businessman. 8pm
310 Murat Street: Tallwoodstock with Strictly Liquid. A night of Garms and Grooves. 8pm/$7
Fire Bettys: Burlesque Show. 8pm
The Plant: 50 Styles Of Women (All Female Showcase). R&B, Rap, Comedy, Spoken Word, Soul. 8pm/$10
The Bark: Endbringer, This Dying Breed, Scold, and Beneath The Barrens. 9pm
1642 Sharkey Street: Casj, Franzini, Cilla, Akaishi. 10pm/$7
1905 Bellevue Way: Fae Fantasy. Techno Showcase with D3SIRE, 1-800-Lolita, and Daledi. 10pm/$7

SUNDAY, 3/26

Bicycle House: Sunday Ride. Ride at 10:30 AM from Bicycle House. We will ride the Cascades trail to the St Marks trail and down to Wakulla station and return, about 31 miles. Ride speed is 12 to 14 mph, with periodic regroups. Vernon Bailey is the ride leader. Vernon is a new CCC member who’s been biking for 50 years enjoys riding with small groups and weekend touring. 10am
Gamescape: Pokémon League. Come learn, play, and trade with the Pokémon Trading Card Game and the Pokémon video games! We LOVE seeing new players, so come learn how to play! We play both the Trading Card Game and the Video Game casually and competitively. The store offers lots of different seating arrangements to meet our group's needs, as well as food, drinks, and Pokémon products for purchase. We are also hold regular, officially sanctioned tournaments for Pokémon Trading Card Game and Video Game Competitions! 2-4pm
House of Music: Songwriter Sunday. Songwriters of Tallahassee hosted by Rachel Hillman. Bring your original songs on Sunday - sign up is at 4:30. No Cover Songs please - this is an event celebrating original music. Accompanists and Bands Welcome - you must be able to set up within two minutes, so no crazy pedals or amp shenanigans. No Backing Tracks - Please find someone to play your song with you. 5pm
The Plant: Open Jam. All instruments, all players welcome. 5pm-9pm
The Rose Room: Synful Sunday. 8pm

Tallahassee Junior Museum: Tallahassee Jazz and Blues Festival Day Two featuring Tillman and Taff, Brett Wellman & Dave Messler, Quanta, Billy Rigsby, King Cotton Band, and Coastal Highway. 11am
RR Sq Craft House: Drag Brunch. 11am/$10
Common Ground Books: March Drag Story Hour Featuring Aurora Starr! This is a free family friendly event for all ages. There will be a free craft for kiddos and coffee and conversation for grown-ups. The Books: Red: A Crayon Story by Michael Hall and Donut, The Unicorn Who Wants to Fly by Laura Gehl (illustrated by Andrea Zuill). 2pm
Fish Camp: Far 2 Fresh. 3pm
Riverside Café in St Marks: Cottonmouth Perry. 4pm
The Bark: PM Tiger, Saturn Lights, and Sleep John B. 6:30pm
The Moon: Get The Led Out: A Celebration Of “The Mighty Zep” (Led Zeppelin tribute band). 7pm

MONDAY, 3/27

Just One More: Bingo. 5pm-6:30pm
American Legion Hall: Cha Cha - Weekly Lessons. 6:15pm/$5
Hangar 38: Bingo. 6:45pm
Vino Beano: Tipsy Trivia. 7pm
The Rose Room: Karaoke Night. 8pm
Oyster City Brewing: The Bachelor Watch Party! 8pm

TUESDAY, 3/28

Blue Tavern: Happy Hour with Paddy League. 5pm
World of Beer: Poker Night. 6pm
The Rose Room: Drag Bingo and Open Stage Night ft. Britney T. Foxx! 6pm
Crafty Crab: BOOMIN' Karaoke. 7pm
Island Wings: Trivia. 7pm
House of Music: Tuesday Trivia & Karaoke. 7pm
Burrito Boarder: Karaoke with DJ Roldus. 8pm
Blue Tavern: Tuesday is Blues Day. Every Tuesday is Blues Day @ the Blue Tavern and Blues Meets Girl is a Tallahassee favorite. This perfect, intimate venue provides just what you need for both a mid-week break and authentic blues music experience. 8pm
4th Quarter: Professor Jim's Tuesday Night Trivia. Popular for a reason! 8pm
Argonaut Coffee: Trivia Tuesday. 8pm
926: Tacos and Trivia. 9pm
Fire Betty’s: Comedy Show. 9pm/21+

Common Ground: House of Our Queer - A Talk with Author Bex Mui. 6:30pm

WEDNESDAY, 3/29

Rose Room: Women's Wednesday. Featuring Our Rose Roulettes and drink specials all night long. A night for all of our female-identifying friends to enjoy a safe space and an awesome happy hour! 5pm-2am
Birds: The Wednesday Night Lab Session hosted by Jim Crozier. 6pm
Tara Angel’s Magic: D&D Experience - Adult (18+) Group. Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition - Candlekeep Mysteries. A one-shot is a D&D event that starts and finishes in the same session, typically lasting 3 - 4 hours. We have pre-generated characters for players to choose from. WHAT TO BRING: Pencils, Dice (can be purchased in store), Mask (encouraged for unvaccinated participants), Enthusiasm! Please sign up in advance to reserve a spot in this campaign. Tickets can be purchased in-store, over the phone, or on the website. For more information, please email [email protected], or call: (850) 878-4555 6pm-9pm
Goodwood: Wonderful Wednesday. 6pm/$5
Level 8 Rooftop Lounge: Trivia. 6pm
The Great Games Library: Open Game Night. 6pm/free
American Legion Hall: Sue Boyd Country Western and More Dance Class. Session 2 - Beginner 6:30 to 7:45 pm What: East Coast Swing and Waltz. Cost: $8.00 per person. Wear comfortable shoes you can turn in. 7:45 to 8:15 - Practice dance with paid admission. 8:15 to 9:30: Intermediate - 2 Step and WCS. $8.00 per person or $13.00 for both classes. Vaccines are required. Face masks are optional. Changing partners is optional. 6:30pm
Perry Lynn’s Smokehouse in Quincy: Wed Night Open Mic w/ Steven Ritter and Friends. 6:30pm
Hangar 38: Trivia. 6:45pm
Oyster City Brewing Tallahassee: Trivia. Teams up to 6 players for three rounds with 10 questions and a tie breaker each round. Winners are by round so don’t worry if you need to come late or can’t stay the whole time! Prizes include a round of beer, a 6 pack and a gift card! 7pm
Proof: Trivia. 7pm
Vino Beano: Wine Bingo. 7pm
Fermentation Lounge: Trivia. 7pm
The Bark: Oceans in the Sky, Dizzy Bats, and Medians. 7pm
House of Music: Open Mic at House of Music. Join us Wednesday nights for open mic in the bar with host Mike Ingram of The Brown Goose. Come early for Happy Hour and dinner! 8pm
Blue Tavern: Warehouse Wednesdays Open Mic Night. The open mic night that has run continuously for almost 20 years, once housed at the Warehouse, lives on at the Blue Tavern. Doc Russell continues as the host with the most. Sign up starts at 8pm/free to attend
Fire Betty’s: Karaoke! 8pm/21+/free
Dukes and Dotties: College Night and Line Dancing Lessons. 8pm
The Bark: Karaoke with DJ Nathan. Best karaoke DJ in town. 9pm
926: Dragged Out Wednesday. 10pm

Ruby Diamond: Jay Leno. 7pm

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2023.03.22 22:45 TheCapm42 Thoughts on a Kami deck

Hey folks. This is a deck I've been brewing in the back of my mind for almost two years now and I've finally decided to put it down to paper. The Moxfield list is right here. The deck is a [[Kami of the Crescent Moon]] forced draw deck.
This is a fun casual deck based on making the table draw huge amount of cards, then punishing them for it. The idea is to immediately play Kami and [[Howling Mine]] effects to start drawing multiple cards per turn, using that to find an 'all players have no max hand size' card - [[Anvil of Bogardan]] or [[Folio of Fancies]].
Next, we start loading the table up with group card draw spells like [[Prosperity]] or repeatable permanents like [[Temple Bell]] and [[Jace Beleren]]. At the same time, we get double duty out of cards like [[Evacuation]] and [[Dissipation Field]] for protection against creature beats and forcing more cards into our opponent's hands.
Once the table is holding a third of their decks, hopefully we've already drawn or can tutor into [[Iron Maiden]] and/or [[Viseling]] and copy the crap out of it as many times as we can with [[Copy Artifact]] and [[Phyrexian Metamorph]] effects.
Since Iron Maiden and Viseling are critical to the game plan we're going to run a few sources of artifact recursion, in case they get blown up. If things get really bad, we've got a [[Day's Undoing]] to just start over again.
If all else fails, we've got a Plan B of [[Jace, Wielder of Mysteries]] and [[Laboratory Maniac]].
Now, I'm fully aware that this isn't the most competitive strategy - giving all our opponents all their best cards. My thought is this is a deck to play as a change of pace. Either we're going to do something amazing to win the game or our opponents will be laying down some crazy stuff. Either way, everyone gets to see their deck do "the thing" and we saw some explosive and enjoyable plays along the way.
That said, casual and fun doesn't mean we don't want to win. I feel like I'm pretty close on the balance between the different elements of this deck coming together but I wanted to ask this sub what you all thought. If you look at the list, everything not in the Main Deck is a card I'm considering being worth an include. The Sideboard is cards that I own and can slot right in, Considering is cards I don't own but would probably be OK with buying.
The questions I am asking myself at this point are:

Do I have enough damage to win with just Iron Maiden and Viseling? Do I have enough copy effects to get there?
Do I need another hard win condition, something like [[Psychosis Crawler]]?
Do I have enough interaction through bounce and counterspells to protect myself until I can set my trap? Will the table be inclined to leave little Kami alone if he's giving the table an extra 3 or 4 cards per draw step, or do I need more pillows?
If I have to go with Plan B and draw myself out, do I have enough sources of burst draw to do that?

I'd like to hear your thoughts on the deck and on the concerns I have. Feel free to suggest a card that isn't in the Sideboard or Considering section if you think it's a good one. I don't want to go too crazy with the budget, but I'm committed to making this work. I've already got the Copy Artifact and Anvil of Bogardan...
Thanks for taking the time to look!
Decklist - Kami - House of Cards

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2023.03.22 22:11 Virtual_Fall_3156 [REQUEST][STEAM] Mount&Blade II Bannerlord for $39,99Attempt 2

Hey! I've been thinking about whether or not to open a thread for this game and today I decided to do it.

What is the game about?

Bannerlord is basically a medieval combat simulator where you raise yourself an army, become a lord and battle enemy factions to conquer cities and castles.

Why do I want this game?

I basically fell in the love with this genre when I played the predecessor to this game which was Mount&Blade Warband. Warband had a very simple combat system, you could attack or block in 4 directions. Yet this simple system captivated me, because only thing that matters when you are fighting an opponent is your reflex. Besides this game has a mechanic which I haven't seen anywhere else. You can raise yourself an army and lead them in real time against enemies. Which means while fighting the enemy in the thick of the battle you have use different tactics defeat them. This game fascinated me when I first played it in 2013. At the time, I was 13/14 years old and I would spent countless hours after coming back from school playing this game. And it made me proud that such a good game was developed in my country. Now I want to play it's successor, Bannerlord.

Why can I not afford it?

I've been gaming since I was 3/4 years old. I started gaming on a famiclone my parents bought for me. And I always carefully saved and spent my money to do my favourite hobby. But today I simply don't have that luxury because the inflation in my country reached crazy levels (Turkey) and in the february of this year we had a devastating earthquake. What this game costs (279 lira) is beyond my budget as I've donated whatever I had saved up until that point to the victims of the earthquake.All I'm asking is for somebody more financially secure than me to, if possible, gift me this game.

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Bannerlord: https://store.steampowered.com/app/261550/Mount__Blade_II_Bannerlord/

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2023.03.22 22:02 Actual_Human_7267 Week 2 complete: Slowly learning to focus again

It’s been 2 weeks since I started my nosurf journey. My first week was focused on staying away from Reddit at any cost (except /nosurf), and avoiding the dopamine and energy traps of scrolling and arguing with people online.
This 2nd week I dedicated to trying to learn how to focus again. On work (I’ve been slacking off big time with my work from home job), on chores (been slacking off around the house too) and on hobbies (I need something to replace web surfing with).
A user here recommended to me the app Forest: Focus for Productivity, which funnily enough I downloaded in the past but never used. The point of the app is you plant a virtual tree while you are focusing on a task, and if you fail your little tree dies (you can even set a nuclear option where if you leave the Forest app, your tree automatically dies). So you can for example set yourself a 25 mins timer to mandate you have to focus at least that long on your task, then give yourself small break and do again. Kind of like pomodoro.
I’m not a productivity expert after only a week but I’m slowly learning to focus again and not get constantly distracted by opening web tabs. Today I focused for 4 hours on work, chores, and exercise. Well, I was awake for 9 total hours so far, so that’s only 44.4% focus time, but hey it’s far better than I used to do. And I still have many hours in the evening tonight I can use to focus on my hobbies.
So I really like the Forest, and I recommend it. It seems kind of silly, like I’m not sure why I even care about letting the stupid virtual tree die. But it’s satisfying seeing the forest fill up over the day, week, and month as a visual representation of my progress.
Here’s some stuff I’ve been up to this week:

Work: my work from home job isn’t super demanding but I need to do 2-3 hours of work most days to keep on top of things.
Chores: been better at cleaning the apartment, doing laundry, taking time to cook healthy meals, stuff like that.
Exercise: working out daily, at least 30 mins, up to 1 hour. Need to build healthy habits. I’m doing calisthenics and cardio.
Visiting family: took the weekend to visit family I haven’t seen in a while and socialize in person.
Video games: I know it’s not productive, but it’s more enjoyable than web surfing. At least I usually had fun after I close a game, when browsing Reddit just feels like flushing time down the toilet and isn’t even enjoyable. I played probably 15 hours of games this past week. There was a time I wasn’t even bothering to play games because I was so lazy I didn’t want to put any effort beyond scrolling online. Obviously I can’t go crazy with gaming or I will be in the same spot just shifting addictions, but for now it’s fun to rediscover old hobbies and as a reward for doing well focusing on other stuff that day.
Reading: I started and am mostly done reading Digital Minimalism. I will check out some other book titles on the pinned reading list that seem interesting to me.
Researching hobbies: I’ve been checking out various hobbies I meant to start for a while, seeing what it would take to get started. I’m thinking of getting a small fish tank or doing something with creative writing, either a blog, a podcast, or a YouTube channel.

Anyway that’s my progress this week. I recommend Forest to anyone who feels totally useless and like they waste their whole day, that was me very recently. I’m hoping to continue building up my daily focus times and discover new hobbies offline. Focusing is like a muscle, you have to train it.

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2023.03.22 21:54 danegraphics Trying to improve my mindset.

I've been pretty salty about my approach to the game for a while now, but I want to change that.
Unlike 1v1 games like chess, where if I lose, it's 100% my fault and I have no one else to blame, in Splatoon, it's really easy to place all the blame on my team, especially since there are three other players you have to depend on and the matchmaking can be incredibly unfair at times.
Some of my previous posts definitely fall into that trap.
But I've kinda come to the realization that, even if my team and the matchmaking suck, I can still win games if I'm good enough. No matter how well I play individually, if we lose, I still share some of the blame, even if I got the #1 spot on every metric.
So instead of blaming my team or getting salty about the matchmaking, I've been trying to focus more on just being a better player, instead of holding myself back by thinking, "I did everything right so I don't need to improve." I want to actually focus on finding all the ways I can get better at the game and working toward them.
Ultimately, I want to get good enough to maximize any team, no matter how bad it is.
A big part of that is working with the decisions of my team, even the terrible decisions, instead of just making what I think is the "best" decision and hoping my team does what I feel "their jobs" should be. Using the map a LOT more than usual to figure out where my teammates and opponents are has been extra helpful in this regard.
I've also been looking hard at my weapon choice and my playing strengths, and finding the right kind of play that I should be doing to really get the best out of both me and my weapon.
After experimentation, I've decided that I'm a Splattershot Jr (Splatbomb and Bubbler) player. It's a weapon that's all about inking fast, controlling space, and redirecting opponents. It has no long range capabilities, and isn't really good at actively getting splats, but it can hold a position like nothing else, especially with the bubbler, which is crazy helpful in splatzones, turf war, and tower control. It's also really good at redirecting opponents away from certain paths or stopping them in their tracks, which helps a ton in clamblitz and rainmaker.
As for splatting specifically? I'm a terrible aim with weapons that shoot straight so the spread helps. But the Jr is really only good up close, so I don't really try to splat unless I need to or there's a clear opportunity, but I'm always putting down ink. And combined with Ninja Squid, it's really easy to sneak up and around opponents to close the gap or escape a dangerous situation, so assassination and backing away swiftly are the objectives there if I really want to get some splats in.
Hilariously, I'll still get 13+ splats with it half the time because opponents just keep blindly running into areas that I control. It's actually kind of fun.
But anyway, this was just something I wanted to share.
Competitive team games and salt go hand in hand. I know a lot of people run on salt, but I'd rather not be that person. It doesn't give me the motivation to improve, and it's not going to unlose games I could have won otherwise. So I'mma try to focus on just being the best me and see how that works out.
Best of luck to everyone! Especially in the upcoming splatfest! ^{Nessie Sweep!}
Have fun!

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2023.03.22 21:31 JewelerMinimum6418 IF YOU TAP YOU WILL CUM

IF YOU TAP YOU WILL CUM

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This story continues on directly after my previous story, Two Fridays – Part 1.

In the morning I woke up, and wondered if it had all been a dream. My come-stained shirt, lying in the corner near the head of my bed, where I had tossed it before getting in, showed one thing- the part about wanking myself was certainly true, but what about the rest? I showered and put on fresh clothes for the day, and a short time later, Tina came to join me at breakfast, straight from her bed, and wearing her nightie and brunch coat.

Although as usual, we talked and chattered over breakfast, Tina said nothing about last night, which suggested to me that maybe I just dreamt it, but it all seemed so real. Then, if it was real, and Tina showed no sign it ever happened, that probably meant she was ashamed, and it certainly meant it wasn’t going to happen again. I thought it was best not to bring the subject up, unless Tina did it first.

I noticed that, straight after breakfast, and before she even had a shower, Tina stripped her bed and took her sheets to the laundry, putting them straight in the washing machine, but even that wasn’t unusual for her. Our mother was still having her Saturday morning sleep-in, and as Tina walked from the laundry, our eyes met, but she said nothing out of the ordinary.

The entire weekend went by, with no hint of anything from Tina, but a couple of times when her door was shut, I had to wonder if she was in there, touching herself like she had done for me, pleasuring herself the way she had done on Friday night, and my throat would go dry, and that familiar need to take matters in hand would make itself known. I masturbated twice that Sunday without using a porn magazine for inspiration, just re-running the events of Friday night in my head.

Monday, of course, was a school day, and after school, Tina and I caught the same bus home as usual, but when we got off at our stop, I saw Tina walking with Katy in the direction of Katy’s house. I went home and changed into some shorts and a casual shirt, did a little half-hearted work on a school assignment due later in the week, and then watched some TV.

Tina came in the back door, about an hour after I got home, still in her school uniform, and as soon as she walked into the family room, she said, “Look at this.” She reached into her school backpack, took out a DVD case, and handed it to me. I could see straight away it was a porn movie, and the title on the front was Heatwave at Station 69. There was a picture on the front, of a busty, bare-breasted blonde girl, wearing an open fireman’s jacket over stockings, suspenders and white lace panties, and holding the metal end of a firehose, the way a girl would hold a man’s cock when she was giving him a hand job. I turned it over and on the back there were some stills from the movie, and it said, Things heat up all over when a charm school for young ladies opens up next door to a Louisiana fire station. Polish your helmet and you can come, too. Let’s all go for a ride-along with these good old boys and their southern belles

“Where’d you get that?” I said, handing it back to Tina. I couldn’t help smiling.

“Katy,” she answered, cheerfully, “She was snooping around in her father’s bedside table and found it in the drawer with some other ones. She didn’t think he’d notice if she borrowed one for a few days.”

“What are you gonna do with it?” I asked, chuckling.

“Watch it, Dickhead. What do you normally do with movies?” Tina smiled, “When Mum’s not home, of course.” She took the DVD, and went to her room, and came out a few minutes later with some jeans and a pink top on, and watched TV with me until our mother came home from work.

The week went by, and almost before I knew it, Friday night came around again. I forgot all about the porn DVD, and as usual on a Friday night, after cooking us our dinner, our mother got dolled up and left in a taxi to go and meet her unofficial boyfriend, Steve. I don’t know why, but for some reason, although she had him over a few times, and he got on okay with Tina and me, she never let him stay the night, and didn’t like anyone referring to him as her boyfriend. Women can be strange sometimes.

Tina was wearing a short skirt, made of white denim, and a cream coloured top, with short sleeves and a square neckline that showed some of her modest cleavage, and her hair was in its usual ponytail. We sat and watched some comedy shows on TV, and then after they ended, I looked at the TV guide, to see if there was anything worth watching. One channel had a rerun of Dirty Dancing, but I’d seen that at least half a dozen times, and there was nothing interesting on any of the other channels.

Tina came in from the kitchen and said, “What’s on?”

“Crap,” I said, “Dirty Dancing is on but not much else.”

“Patrick Swayze’s a hunk, but I’ve seen it so many times I can practically recite the script,” Tina said, without much interest. She sat on the couch next to me, and said, “Hey, let’s watch that dirty movie.” She was smiling, a little mischievously.

“Okay,” I smiled. I’d forgotten about it, but Tina got up and went down the hall to her room, and came back a minute later. When she bent to put the DVD in the player, I caught a glimpse of pink cotton panties under her short skirt.

She came to the couch, kicked off her sandals, and sat next to me. Like any guy my age, I had seen a few porn DVD’s, but to be honest, I had never watched one right through, because I usually got so horny I had to wank myself before it was over. This one went for forty minutes, and like most dirty movies, it showed people fucking missionary style, doggy style, cowgirl, there were pussies licked, cocks sucked, even a lesbian threesome with two female firefighters, and a girl from the charm school. As usual, the flimsy plot was only there to link a series of sex scenes together, but it was a pretty arousing movie.

A few times, I looked over at Tina, and her eyes were glued to the movie, and if it was making me horny, I wondered about how it was affecting her. She had not said a word all week about last Friday night, but I still wondered about that, too. I didn’t know how many dirty movies Tina had seen, but I doubt if this was her first.

During the movie, there was one scene where a fireman named Johnny Hardacre had arrived for work in his old pickup, and the principal of the charm school, a voluptuous redhead called Miss Vee, was waiting for him outside the fire station. She was wearing a big, floppy sunhat, and she said, “Mister Hardacre, I’ve been waitin’ for you.” The fireman slammed the pickup door, and strode over to her, kissing her, hot and hard on the mouth, and when they broke their kiss, Miss Vee had said, “Why don’t y’all come next door for a while, Mister Hard-acre? I got a li’l ol’ fire burnin’ inside, that needs some of yo’ ex-pert attention.”

The two characters had kissed passionately, with lots of tongue, and plenty of mouth exploration, and had then gone next door, leading to a hot sex scene in Miss Vee’s living quarters, where Mister Hardacre had licked Miss Vee’s pussy, she had sucked his cock, and they had fucked missionary, legs over the shoulder, and then doggy style. Mister Hardacre had finished up by coming on her back, and his cock was massive. There were plenty of close-ups of the action, not just in this scene, but right through the entire move, and seeing those pussies being licked, especially in the lesbian scenes, had its effect on me.

After the movie, Tina got up as the credits rolled, and walked down the hallway towards our mother’s bedroom. I was taking the DVD out of the player when she came back in the room, wearing a big, floppy sunhat that belonged to our mother, and it was very similar to the one that Miss Vee was wearing in the movie.

Tina stood at the doorway, in her short, white skirt, and cream top, with that floppy sunhat on her head, and standing in the same provocative way that Miss Vee had done in the movie, she said, “Mister Hardacre, I’ve been waitin’ for you.” She even nailed the southern accent.

I stood at the TV stand, and chuckled, and Tina said, “You be Johnny Hardacre, and I’ll be Miss Vee.” I stood there, looking at her, and she said, “Come on. Kiss me like he did in the movie.”

I said, “Well, he slams the door, and …,” then I strode over to Tina, taking hold of her like Johnny Hardacre had taken hold of Miss Vee in the movie, and I kissed her, trying to do it like the fireman had kissed Miss Vee. Naturally, I felt a wave of excitement going through me as I kissed my sister’s soft mouth, gently exploring hers with the tip of my tongue.

When we broke our kiss, Tina recited Miss Vee’s next line, “Why don’t y’all come next door for a while, Mister Hard-acre? I got a li’l ol’ fire burnin’ inside, that needs some of yo’ ex-pert attention.” Once again, she took off the southern accent perfectly, but when I recited Mister Hardacre’s line, to the best of my memory, I didn’t try to do the accent myself. We kissed a little more, as per the movie, but gradually we got out of character, until we were just kissing each other’s mouths for the pleasure it was giving us, holding each other close, kissing in a hot and sexual way, like lovers.

We had a break for air, and Tina moved back towards the couch, and sat down, tossing the sunhat over the back onto the floor. I sat next to her on her right, and she moved close to me, and put her right arm across my shoulders. She moistened her lips, and kissed me again, a soft and sexy kiss, but a fairly quick one. Then, with our faces close, she said, in a soft voice, “That was a sexy movie, wasn’t it?”

I sighed, and said, “Yeah.”

“Do you get excited when you watch movies like that?” Tina asked, still speaking softly. Her face was close enough to mine for me to feel her warm breath.
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2023.03.22 21:09 PhilsTriangle [USA-NJ][H] Playstation, PS2, N64, Nintendo DS, NES, Super Nintendo, Xbox 360 - Games & Consoles [W] PayPal, Venmo

Hey everyone, I'm on my quest to 300 transactions. Here's a few pictures. There's a lot listed below that is not pictured so just let me know what you are interested in and I can provide additional pictures.
Prices do not include shipping unless "shipped" is noted. Shipping is $4 for 1 game (1st Class in a Padded/Bubble Wrapped Envelope). An additional $1 per game (if weight exceeds 12 oz). I only accept PayPal via Friends & Family or Venmo F&F.
Consoles + Accessories
Nintendo 64 Console w/ hookups + OEM Controller - $85 shipped
Nintendo 64 OEM Controller Pak (NUS-004) - $13 shipped
Nintendo 64 Performance Memory Card - $10 shipped
Nintendo DSI (TMNT Decals) w/ Charger - $50 shipped
Sega Master System w/ hookups + controller (small crack/break in console shell) $125 + shipping
Super Nintendo Console (crack in the shell) w/ OEM controller (missing hookups) - $65 shipped
Super Nintendo Snes Jr Console + OEM controller (missing hookups) - $95 shipped
N64 Games
Diddy Kong Racing - $30
Madden Football 64 - $5
Mario Party - $45
Mario Party 2 - $55
NFL Quarterback Club 2000 - $5
Pokemon Snap - $20
NES Games
Adventure of Bayou Billy - $7
Anticipation - $5
Bad Street Brawler - $13
Battle Chess (CIB) - $32
Blades of Steel - $9
Dragon Warrior (CIB) - $70
Dragon Warrior II -$60
Dragon Warrior - III - $120
Dragon Warrior IV - $160
Exodus Ultima - $11
Faxanadu - $12
Fester's Quest - $10
Final Fantasy - $25
Golf - $3
Gotcha - $7
Ghost 'N Goblins - $15
Greg Norman's Golf Power - $14
Gyruss - $9
Hydlide - $9
Iron Sword - $8
Little League Baseball - $12
Magic of Scheherazade (CIB) - $65
Mach Rider - $8
Metal Gear (w/ worn box) - $80
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out - $40
Paperboy - $16
The Punisher - $27
Rad Racer II - $7
Super Glove Ball - $7
Superman - $21
Super Mario Bros. - $15
Super Mario Bros./ Duck Hunt - $7
Super Off-Road - $12
Super Sprint (Tengen) - $7
Super Team Games - $9
Tetris - $12
Tetris 2 -$9
Tiger-Heli - $5
To The Earth - $5
Top Gun - $5
Winter Games by Epyx - $6
Nintendo Gameboy/GBC
Mary Kate & Ashley's New Adventures - $4
Smurf's Nightmare - $10
Super Mario Land (worn label) - $12
Yu- Gi- Oh Dark Duel Stories - $10
Nintendo GBA games (cart only)
007 Everything or Nothing - $7
A Series of Unfortunate Events -$4
Backyard Baseball - $5
Backyard Baseball 2006 - $7
Backyard Baseball 2007 - $7
Backyard Football - $8
Backyard Football 2006 - $4
Backyard Football 2007 - $5
Battleship / Risk / Clue - $6
Bratz - $4
Butt Ugly Martians: BKM Battles - $5
Cars - $5
Cartoon Network Speedway - $6
Catz - $5
Cho Makaimura R Super Ghouls N Ghost ( Japanese Import) - $95 Shipped
Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2 - $4
Dogz - $6
Dora Explorer's Pirate Pig's Treasure - $4
Dragon Ball Z Supersonic Warriors - $20
Earth Worm Jim - $16
ESPN Great Outdoor Games Bass 2002 - $5
Fantastic 4 Flame On - $3
Finding Nemo - $5
Frogger's Journey - $6
Hot Wheels Stunt Track Challenge - $3
Hot Wheels World Race - $5
Incredibles Rise of the Underminer - $6
Jimmy Neutron Attack of the Twonkies - $4
Jimmy Neutron Jet Fusion - $3
Lord of the Rings The Two Towers - $10
Lost Vikings - $25
Lizzie McGuire: On the Go - $3
Madagascar & Shrek 2 - $5
Madagascar Operation Penguin - $6
Madden 2005 - $5
Monster Jam Maximum Destruction - $6
Namco Museum - $6
Oddworld Munch's Oddysee - $12
Pong Asterios Yar's Revenge - $4
Power Rangers Dino Thunder - $8
Quad Desert Furty - $3
Road Rash Jail Break - $10
Shark Tale - $4
Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron - $5
Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones - $5
Teen Titans - $12
The Incredibles - $3
Top Gear GT Championship - $10
Yu-Gi-Oh Double Pack 2 - $13
Yu-Gi-Oh Eternal Duelist Soul - $12
Legend of Zelda Classic NES Series - $30
Nintendo 3DS (loose)
Transformers Dark of the Moon Stealth Edition - $7
Nintendo DS Games (cart only unless noted)
Avatar The Last Airbender - $13
Backyard Sports Rookie Rush - $4
Bionicle Matoran Adventures - $6
Club Penguin - $4
Happy Feet - $4
Mario Hoops 3 on 3 - $10
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 - $10
Megaman Starforce Dragon - $105 shipped
Metroid Hunters First Hunt - $6
Namco Museum DS - $8
Nintendo Dogs: Chihuahua & Friends - $6
Nintendo Dogs: Dachshund & Friends (CIB) - $10
Nintendo Dogs: Lab & Friends - $6
Ping Pals - $3
Plants vs Zombies - $10
Ratatouille - $5
Ridge Racer DS - $8
Shrek Superslam - $5
MySims - $5
MySims Kingdom - $5
Spectrobes - $5
Spiderman 3 - $8
Star Wars II The Original Trilogy (LEGO) - $6
Super Money Ball Touch & Roll - $6
Zelda Spirit Tracks (missing manual; inserts/case included) - $65 shipped
Nintendo Gamecube Games (CIB unless noted)
ATV Quad Power Racing 2 (missing manual) - $9
Cars - $8
ESPN Winter Sports 2002 - $6
Madden 2003 - $5
Madden 2005 - $6
Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2 - $8
Spongebob Squarepants: Lights Camera Pants - $16
WWE Day of Reckoning 2 (missing manual) - $25
WWE WrestleMania X8 (missing manual) - $12
Nintendo Wii Games (all have cases)
All-Star Cheer Squad - $5
Cabelas Big Game Hunter 2010 (CIB) - $8
Call of Duty Black Ops (CIB) - $9
Carnival Games (CIB) - $6
Chuck E Cheese Party Games (Missing Manual) - $10
Country Dance (CIB) - $8
Deal or No Deal (CIB) - $5
Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock (CIB) - $19
Hannah Montana Spotlight World Tour (Sealed) - $8
Major League Baseball 2K12 (CIB) - $10
Thrillville Off The Rails (CIB) - $5
Wii Music - $6
Wii Sports (Disc & Manual) - $20
Wii Sports Resort (CIB) - $30
Playstation PS1 Games (CIB unless noted)
007 Tomorrow Never Dies - $7
A Bug's Life (GH) - $7
Action Bass - $6
Ball Breakers (sealed) - $10
Bass Championship - $7
Battle Arena Toshinden (GH) - $14
Bushido Blade - $36
Crash Bandicoot Warped (GH) - $13
Fighting Force - $20
Gran Turismo 2 (GH) - $12
Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone - $13
IHRA Drag Racing - $5
Inspector Gadget: Gadget's Crazy Maze - $8
MediEvil (missing manual) - $35
Missile Command - $6
Monster's Inc (GH) - $9
Nascar Heat (CIB) - $7
NBA Live 2000 - $8
NBA Shootout 98 - $9
NFL Blitz 2000 - $15
NHL 98 - $8
NHL Faceoff 97 (GH) - $5
Parasite Eve - $75
Parasite Eve (missing demo disk) - $60
Parasite Eve II - $110
PlayStation Underground Jampack Fall 2001 - $9
Q* Bert - $10
Resident Evil Director's Cut (GH) - $30
Rugrats Search for Reptar (GH) - $17
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie - $12
Soul Blade - $23
Star wars Dark Forces (unoriginal jewel case) - $13
Syphon Filter 2 (GH) - $10
Tecmo Super Bowl - $20
Tiger Woods 99 - $8
Tony Hawk Pro Skater (GH) - $10
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 (GH) - $12
Triply Play 99 - $8
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire 2nd Edition - $8
World Cup 98 - $12
Playstation 2 PS2 Games (CIB unless noted)
007 Everything or Nothing - $7
007 Nightfire - $9
Ace Combat 4 Shattered Skies (GH) - $8
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2023.03.22 21:06 SRTNerd_81 WWS Ground Zero - Week 1

January 3, 2023
WWS Ground Zero
All State Arena, Rosemont, Illnois
The show kicks off with William Regal inside the ring, he gets a huge reaction from the crowd. He grabs a microphone and says, “This is WAR. It is a time of WAR. Nothing in this world is fair. You cannot be spoonfed anything, not under my watch. You need to prove yourself worthy. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty because fear has no place under my watch. Prove it to me that you have it in you. In my watch this is going to be THE place for premier professional wrestling and you can take my word for it. ”
Regal then announces tournaments for the WWS Intercontinental, Tag Team and World Women’s Championships.
A six man round robin cup for the Intercontinental Championship which is named the Scott Hall Memorial Tournament.
Under a 15 minute time limit for each match, a win gets you 2 points, draw 1 and a lose none.
The participants of the cup are revealed to be : Kota Ibushi, Daniel Garcia, Matt Riddle, Cody Rhodes, Moose and Mike Bailey with Cody Rhodes vs Kota Ibushi and Matt Riddle vs Daniel Garcia slated for further down the card.
The Tag Team and Women’s Championships get 8 person tournaments.
The Tag Team eliminator will feature The Usos, Swerve in Our Glory, reDragon, The Acclaimed, The Gunns,G.O.D, Varsity Athletes and a mystery team.
Brackets for it are as follows
The Usos vs Swerve in Our Glory G.O.D. vs Varsity Athletes
reDragon vs The Acclaimed The Gunns vs TBD
The Women’s eliminator will feature Rhea Ripley, Charlotte Flair, Jordynne Grace, Athena, Toni Storm, Deonna Purrazzo, Alexa Bliss and Io Shirai.
Brackets for it are as follows Toni Storm vs Deonna Purrazzo Charlotte Flair vs Athena Rhea Ripley vs Jordynne Grace Alexa Bliss vs Io Shirai
He leaves as the crowd cheer and we cut to our commentators Mauro Ronallo and Nigel McGuinnes giving a rundown of the card later tonight.
It’s for the first ever match in WWS history, it’s Chris Danger making his debut against Trey Miguel.
Chris Danger vs Trey Miguel
(They approach each other for a collar and elbow tie up but Miguel quickly gets the better of the much inexperienced Danger as he puts him away with a german suplex. Danger gets back up and charges for a clothesline only to be ducked and hit by an enziguri by Miguel. Danger is perched on the ropes as Miguel goes for a clothesline but Danger reverses it and hits a backbody drop as Miguel lands on the outside hard on his back. Danger gets on the apron and hits a springboard moonsault to Miguel on the outside.
Danger sends him back in and as he rushes Miguel hits an elbow and looks for a superkick, Danger dodges and hits him with a V-Trigger. Miguel is staggered as danger runs the ropes and hits another V-Trigger. Danger goes into the corner to tune up the band for the superkick but Miguel ducks and catches him with a cutter. As Danger is on his knees, Miguel hits a meteora and goes for the win but only gets a two count. He continues the offense and locks in a sharpshooter but Danger escapes.
Following a headscissors, Miguel measures Danger for the Scorpion Kick but Danger blocks the kick, hits a knee, grabs the arm and hits the Taste of Danger. He then goes in the corner,tunes up the band again and hits the superkick and gets the pin)
Chris Danger def. Trey Miguel
Roman Reigns' theme plays as the entire Bloodline walks out with Paul Heyman. Roman, Jimmy, Jey and Solo, the personification of being in god mode. Heyman takes the mic, “Ladies and Gentlemen, My name is Paul Heyman and I am the Special Counsel for the most premier wrestling family that has ever existed. You are looking at peak specimens at the top of their game, physically and mentally. You are looking at Solo Sikoa, (points at Solo) the most exciting prospect this business has seen in years and a future face of the company. You are looking at Jimmy and Jey, the first tag team champions of WWS, they are the most prolific tag team in the business right now and they have no signs of stopping and finally you, ladies and gentlemen are looking at Roman Reigns. The biggest box office draw in professional wrestling. He is the head of the table, he is OUR Tribal Chief and he is going to be the first WWS World Heavyweight Champion, mark my words, not a prediction, it’s a spoiler. The Bloodline is here to conquer the pro wrestling landscape, which is something they have been molded by the elders to do since the very inception of their lives and they will not budge from the top because that’s where they belong.”
Roman takes the mic, “People, I’m here. I’m not here to impress anyone, I’m here to do what I do best, put butts in seats, sell t-shirts and rule what is rightfully, MY KINGDOM. I am not just the face of the WWS, I am the WWS. There are no sell out arenas without me, there is no publicity, no prime time television spot without me and all I want for giving everything to this business is for you to ACKNOWLEDGE ME”
Roman drops the mic and spreads his arms, looks up and closes his eyes just when
Swerve in Our Glory is here at the WWS
Keith Lee and Swerve Strickland, Swerve in Our Glory, the Usos’ opponents in the first round of the World Tag Team Eliminator.
Swerve says, “Look Roman, we respect you,we get it you’re a draw but that doesn’t mean all of us busting our asses day in, day out are worthless. You are not the WWS, all of us, everyone in the back, we make the WWS and let’s set the record straight, Paulie, they are not going to be the next tag team champions, hell they won’t even go past Round One.”
Some more back and forth starts and Roman makes a reference to Keith Lee’s illness and they both charge the ring and a brawl starts. Solo and Swerve fight, while Lee takes on the Usos. Solo hits Swerve with the Samoan Spike outside. Lee in the ring hits Jey with the Big Bang Catastrophe as he rolls out to Solo. Keith then grabs Jimmy and throws him outside onto Solo and Jey. As Keith taunts and the crowd cheers, he turns and runs straight into a spear from Roman Reigns. Reigns leaves with Heyman as William Regal comes out to make a match, It’s Keith Lee vs Jey Uso.
Keith Lee vs Jey Uso
(Swerve, Jimmy and Solo are ringside for this one. Jey walks towards Lee cautiously but Lee charges at him and pounces him forward. Jey is on the mat looking shocked but he gets right back and runs for a shoulder tackle but Lee barely budges, Jey runs the rope and goes for it again but Lee doesn’t budge, Lee runs the ropes and hits a shoulder tackle knocking Jey off his feet and back rolls back to his knees. Jey looks determined but Lee runs and hits a basement dropkick but Jey reverses and hits a stomp to the grounded Lee’s chest. Lee gets up but Jimmy hits a Lou Thesz Press. Uso throws expletives at Lee as gets up at the corner but Jey gets him with a running forearm smash in the corner. Lee is seated in the corner as Jey hits the running hip attack, Lee falls forward but gets up to his knees but Jey lands a superkick and goes for the pin but Lee kicks out. Jey goes to the top rope as Lee gets to his feet,Jey dives but Lee catches him into a big spinebuster and Jey rolls out of the ring. The crowd cheers as Lee hits the somersault senton onto Jey outside.
Lee picks up Jey and as he is about to throw him back in the ring Solo gets in his face. Lee gets face to face with Solo but Jey pushes Lee from behind and he lands straight into the steel steps. Swerve uses the steel steps to catapult himself and take Solo out. Meanwhile, Jey takes Lee back in the ring. Jey starts working on Lee’s leg and eventually locks the Tequila Sunrise. Lee manages to break the submission but as he gets up he is met by a superkick. Jey goes to the top but Lee manages to catch him and he climbs the turnbuckle as well. He looks to go for the Spanish fly but Jey punches him in the abdomen and kicks off one of his legs. Jey capitalizes and hits a Canadian destroyer. He goes for the pin but Lee kicks out.
Jey goes to the top rope again looking for the Uso splash but Lee moves out of the way and he immediately hits a lariat that takes Uso’s head off and some more traditional Lee offence. Lee has the crowd rallying for him as he picks up Jey for the Big Bang Catastrophe but Jimmy shows up on the apron to distract the ref. Lee drops Jey and throws him at Jimmy which knocks him up, Jey turns around only to get into a Spirit Bomb and that gets the win.)
Keith Lee def. Jey Uso
A vignette airs with Karrion Kross in a dungeon punching a punching bag while Scarlett does a voiceover where she narrates the story of the herald of doom and the last line is, “When the clock hits zenith, everyone will feel the WRATH of Kross.”
We cut back from the commercial to see Edge cutting a promo ahead of his match with John Cena.
"Now if this was any other show, I would say you just saw the best of me and I'm in the best shape of my career but that's not the case clearly. I'll be 50 soon. Seeing that look on my daughters' faces made me realize something. Wrestling is a drug and I'm a junkie and this thirst for the business will leave me crippled one day but I won't let that happen to my girls.
I know that I do not have enough time left in the ring, so now let me make myself clear. I've had enough fooling around but that's it! I'm about to do what I said I will when I came back three years ago. I WILL END MY CAREER ON MY TERMS! and the only place a career like mine deserves to end is right at the top. So anyone who comes between me and the world title is going to face the worst in me."
"Wrestling has more than one Royal Family"
Cody Rhodes makes an emphatic entrance for his round robin match against
KOTA IBUSHI
Kota Ibushi vs Cody Rhodes - (15 minute time limit draw)
(Ibushi and Rhodes with a handshake in the middle of the ring. They go for a collar and elbow tie up but Ibushi snaps and smashes Cody face first onto the mat. Cody gets up grabbing his jaw and smiling. They go at it again and Cody gets the headlock and punches Kota square in the face. Kota reels back and comes back with a flurry of forearm attacks on Cody and he pushes him away, Cody runs to him and Ibushi counters into a spanish fly. Kota goes for a canadian destroyer but Cody counters with an Alabama slam. Cody takes control with some ground and pound strikes and as he lets Kota go he kips up but Cody springboards off the middle rope to hit a Disaster kick. Cody then goes to the top rope to hit a swanton bomb, he goes for the pin but Kota kicks out. Kota gets up near the ropes but Cody clotheslines him out. The crowd is behind him as Cody runs the ropes and goes for a suicide dive but Ibushi catches him with a V-Trigger. Ibushi slides in the ring, runs the ropes and tries to hit the Sasuke special but Cody moves out of the way and Kota lands on his knees hard. Cody grabs his ankle and smashes his leg on the ringside floor.
Cody sends him inside and as Kota limps to his feet catches him with a lariat. Cody grabs one of his legs and hits a dragon screw. Cody taunts for the crowd as Kota limps up to his feet as Cody grabs him from behind and hits a Cross Rhodes. He goes for the pin but Kota instinctively kicks out at and jumps to his feet to a huge pop only to collapse immediately. Cody grunts and picks Kota up and sets him for the Cross Rhodes but Kota collapses. Cody then works his leg, constant submissions and strikes. Kota is almost lifeless as Cody grabs his leg to lock in the figure four leg lock. The commentators remind us on how only a minute is left on the clock. Kota struggles to reach the ropes when he fails he gets up and Cody headbutts him hard, Kota falls back, ref counts, he gets up and starts heabutting Cody like crazy drawing the crimson mask as the bell rings. )
Cody Rhodes and Kota Ibushi go to a time limit draw.
Cody is in disbelief as he moves towards Kota and helps him get back to his feet and back to gorilla up the ramp as the crowd applauds.
We come back to from commercial as it’s time for some women’s action as it’s TONI STORM VS DEONNA PURRAZZO
Toni Storm vs Deonna Purrazzo
(The bell rings as Purrazzo charges at Storm but runs straight into a bicycle knee strike. She gets back up and goes back but runs straight into a no motion headbutt. Deonna is on her knees as Toni runs and punts her in the abdomen. Toni drops down and hits a slap on Purrazzo and locks in a guillotine choke. After struggling in the lock for a bit, Deonna gets back to her feet with Toni on her and hits a big Northern Lights Suplex. Storm bounces off the mat and goes back to her knees as Purrazzo jams a knee into her back and she locks in a dragon sleeper. Storm gets back to her feet, jumps up and kicks Purrazzo in the head as she releases the hold as Storm hits a big roundhouse kick and Purrazzo falls on the middle rope and Storm springboards off the ropes and hits a guillotine leg drop. Storm taunts on the outside as she climbs on the apron and gets on the top rope and hits a big elbow drop. She goes for the pin but Purrazzo gets a shoulder up.
Storm runs at Purrazzo for a clothesline but Purrazzo reverses it with a DDT followed by a penalty kick. Purrazzo picks up Storm for a suplex and rolls through for another and another. THE THREE AMIGOS! Following that Purrazzo seeks the opportunity to lock her Cosa Nostra submission but Storm gets out so Purrazzo instead locks in a fujiwara armbar. Storm struggles in the lock for a bit but slowly reaches the ropes. Purrazzo continues on the offensive with stomps. Storm rolls out of the ring Purrazzo follows suit but runs into a big boot. Storm smashes Purrazzos face on the apron and sends her in. Storm then lands a hurricanrana.
Storm runs in for a lariat but Purrazzo intercepts with a spear. Storm is down as Purrazzo locks in the Cosa Nostra. Storm struggles for a bit and moves her body while panicking she finally gets her feet to touch the ropes. Purrazzo leaves as Storm takes the ropes to get up Purrazzo goes at her but Storm hits a superkick to the gut followed by another that knocks Purrazzo to her knees as Storm goes for a Storm Zero lifts her up but Purrazzo counters with the rana. Purrazzo goes towards Storm again only to get a big rolling elbow which knocks out Purrazzo as Storm hits the Storm Zero and gets the win.)
Toni Storm def. Deonna Purrazzo
We see footage of William Regal’s office from earlier where he is sitting but is interrupted by Grayson Waller. He says that he could forgive him for not including him for the World Title Tournament but not putting him in the Intercontinental title tournament is plain disrespectful for the next face of the company. Regal berates him and then says that Grayson is talented though a little delusional and that’s not all the belts as he then announces a fatal four way ladder match for the WWS Television Championship at Genesis. The first qualifying match does indeed feature Grayson Waller and it is tonight.
We cut back from the footage to see Waller already in the ring with the mic in his hand. He says that though he feels disrespected for being put in contention for the WWS Television Championship, he gets where management is coming from. They need an exceptional talent to put the new title on the map and Waller promises to make it even bigger than the World Championship and he also feels sorry for whoever his opponent is for their wretched luck. As he says this the guitar hits
'With your feet in the air and head on the ground....'
Orange Cassidy is here in the WWS!
Grayson Waller vs Orange Cassidy
(Waller leans on the corner and asks Cassidy to bring it. Cassidy is still in his aviators as he removes his jacket slowly and puts his hands up and into his pockets as the crowd pop hard. Waller is clearly pissed as he charges at Cassidy with a lariat but Cassidy lazily ducks. Waller goes after him again but Cassidy ducks again. Waller goes again but Cassidy ducks, runs the ropes but Waller goes for a back body drop but Cassidy lands on his feet as the crowd pops and reverses a punch with an arm drag with his hands in his pockets. Waller gets back up and gets into Cassidy’s face and that triggers Cassidy to hit his KICKS OF DOOM. Waller is disgusted as he slaps Cassidy out of frustration and that makes the aviators fall off his face. Cassidy looks up to Waller and hits a front dropkick as Waller falls outside the ring and Cassidy hits a big suicide dive to the outside. He sends Waller inside but as he gets back in Waller hits a big boot knocking out Cassidy. He picks him up and gets him into the electric chair position into a big back suplex. Cassidy gets up with the momentum of the impact runs into a jumping sidekick. Waller measures Cassidy and hits a big famouser and goes for the pin but Cassidy kicks out. Waller is frustrated as he picks up the aviators and wears them himself and puts his hands in the pockets but as he turns around Cassidy leaps and hits an Orange Punch on his face which breaks the aviators. Cassidy goes for the pin, 1.2.3. )
Orange Cassidy def. Grayson Waller to enter the TV Title Ladder Match
Cassidy’s music hits as he celebrates but he is attacked from behind by…… Moose!
Moose clobbers Cassidy and hits him with a big Spear. When he’s done with Cassidy we hear the music of one notable prick.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN
MJF is here at the WWS. He enters the rings and spreads his arms to soak in the heat. MJF grabs a pair of brass knuckles from his pocket and hits a really bad looking Orange Punch to Orange Cassidy and the segment ends with MJF and Moose standing tall.
Before we cut to commercial we see a vignette of John Cena hyping up his WWS debut in the main event tonight.
We cut back from commercials as it’s time for another Intercontinental Title Tournament Match.
It’s Matt Riddle vs Daniel Garcia.
Matt Riddle vs Daniel Garcia
(The two gladiators walk towards each other and start hitting each other with forearm strikes to each other and Garcia wins the forearm-off and hits a big belly-to-belly suplex Riddle gets up and hits a big german suplex. Riddle runs right into a big roundhouse kick, he staggers and hits a big spear. Riddle then hits a big senton on Garcia. Riddle gets him up in a fireman carry and hits a Bro to Sleep and another German Suplex and goes for the pin but Garcia kicks out. Riddle grabs Garcia and lifts him up for a gutwrench suplex and another and another. Garcia is still on his knees as Riddle grabs him for a deadlift sitout powerbomb but Garcia gets to his feet with the impact only to run into a final flash knee strike. Riddle gears up and tries to hit a spear but Garcia rolls through to lock in a guillotine choke but Riddle tries to escape seeing this Garcia turns the guillotine into a suplex hold and slams Riddle hard on his head with a brainbuster.
Garcia capitalizes and hits a big german dropping Riddle on his head again. Riddle is down as Garcia mounts him and starts bashing his head in with a barrage of elbows. Garcia is fired up as he goes to the top rope and tries to hit an elbow drop but misses as Riddle lands a senton on his back. Riddle climbs the top rope and goes for the Floating Bro but Garcia gets his knees up, Riddle is still standing as Garcia charges and hits a spinning back elbow to the back of Riddle’s head. With Riddle down, Garcia approaches his prone body and locks in a dragon sleeper. Riddle seems to be fading but gains consciousness and gets up lifts Garcia from the dragon sleeper position and hits a Bro Derek. He goes for the pin and gets the three counts. )
Matt Riddle def. Daniel Garcia
The commentators give us a heads up of the next week’s card
Swerve in Our Glory vs The Usos
Darby Allin vs Jonathan Gresham
Mike Bailey vs Moose
We hear from Rhea Ripley
It’s Main Event Time
JOHN CENA and EDGE both make emphatic entrances for the main event
John Cena vs Edge
(Cena and Edge lock up in the middle of the ring and they both get in a handshake. They lock up as Edge pushes Cena into the corner and starts kneeing him in the gut but the ref breaks it up. The lock up again as this time Cena gets him to the corner and hits knees to the gut. They lock up a third time with Edge pushing him to a corner but Cena punches him and explodes off with a big clothesline. This is followed by a suplex as Edge gets up grabbing his back but ducks a clothesline to hit Cena with a big boot which pushes Cena but he retaliates with a dropkick. Edge rolls out as Cena goes to follow him but Edge kicks him in the gut and smashes his face on the apron. Edge punches Cena but he no sells it and grabs Edge’s face to smash it on the turnbuckle. Edge gets busted open and in the rage he pushes Cena into the steel steps and hits a big boot sandwiching Cena’s head in between.
Edge sends Cena back in as he collects himself in the corner, Edge charges but Cena trips to go face first onto the middle turnbuckle. Cena grabs him from behind and hits a back suplex. Cena goes for the pin but Edge kicks out. Cena then heads to the top rope as Edge gets back up but Cena hits a leg drop on Edge. The crowd rallies behind him as he hits the four moves of doom. Shoulder tackle, shoulder tackle, duck and the protobomb. Cena raises his arm up, runs the ropes and hits the five knuckle shuffle. Edge gets up as Cena hits the AA. Cena goes for the pin. 1, 2 but Edge kicks out. Cena picks him up for another AA but Edge counters and hits an Impaler DDT. Edge goes to the top rope as Cena gets to his feet, he goes for a crossbody but Cena catches him in mid air and goes for the AA but Edge slides off his shoulder ducks a clothesline and hits a spear. He goes for the pin but Cena barely kicks out.
Edge is frustrated as he locks Cena in the Edgecator but Cena survives in it. Frustrated, Edge turns it into the STF. Cena struggles but manages to reach the ropes. Edge is pulled by the referee trying to break the submission. Edge goes into the corner looking for a spear just when the lullaby we heard in the press conference plays again. Edge looks shocked but ignores it and runs for the spear when Cena trips him catches the leg and locks in the STF. Edge withers in the submission for a bit but eventually taps out.)
John Cena def. Edge
Edge gets to his feet when we see a man in a mask on the titantron. He removes it to reveal BRAY WYATT.
He says just two lines
‘THE DARK FATHER AWAITS, HE WILL PROTECT YOU’
The lights go off and they come back to a similar mask to Wyatt’s lying in front of a kneeling Edge.

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2023.03.22 19:55 Necessary_Scarcity92 Turnaround Viability Brain Dump

Hi. I too like the stock, but I don't mess around with tinfoil too much. I stick my meat straight on the grill and ramble incoherently until I self-validate my investment decisions.
Disclaimer: I thought I'd post my ramblings here and see what y'all think --- Maybe this is the wrong place to post, IDK. Sorry if it is. Obviously none of this is financial advice - this is all for entertainment purposes only - do your own research and don't trust anything you read on the internet. Some of this stuff might be wrong, I might be telling an incomplete story, etc. Please let me know where this might be erroneous or misleading.
This post is not about squeezing, technical stock price movements, or anything like that... I'm just looking at the reasonableness for going long on BBBY just based on the fundamentals.
Bear with me here, because I think it's important to start with the ugly past before contemplating a glorious future.

1. BBBY's Financial History & The Company's Downfall

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see the long-term historical trend. It's not great:
Source: SA Profitability (EBITDAR is Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation & Amortization, and Rent)
Total revenue grew each year until Fiscal Year Ended ("FYE") March 2018, at which point it started dropping. Gross margins have been shrinking each year, and OpEx as a % of Revenue has been steadily climbing:
Source: SA, BBBY Common-Size Financials
And, amid this environment, the company spent huge amounts of cash on repurchasing its stock:
Source: SA, BBBY Cash Flow
As we stand today, BBBY has a weak balance sheet (cash was poured into stock buybacks) and a weak P&L as the Company has been unable to mitigate the downward trend in profitability that has been occurring since 2013. (Note: Despite the equity offering and potential future slugs of cash, I still think BBBY has a pretty weak balance sheet, although the equity offering saved BBBY from a certain death IMO.)
I've heard people citing Mark Tritton's involvement, the switch to private label brands, etc. as factors contributing to BBBY's decline. I think the macroeconomic story is more important: e-Commerce has been taking market share from brick-and-mortars for years.
e.g., this article lays out how Wayfair has been taking market share from BBBY and has been - in my view - basically price gouging brick-and-mortar home furnishing retailers to gain market share at the expense of profitability: https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/09/04/the-hidden-reason-behind-bed-bath-beyonds-demise/
As a side note, Wayfair's been hemorrhaging more cash than BBBY for years. Covid is the only driver that made Wayfair have positive EBITDA in 2020 (and barely positive EBITDA in 2021), because everybody and their mother's mother was 1) buying online and 2) redoing their houses.

2. BBBY e-Commerce

This article, despite being incredibly bearish, says 37% of BBBY's revenue is online:
https://www.modernretail.co/operations/trying-to-put-a-band-aid-over-a-hemorrhaging-wound-why-bed-bath-beyonds-downfall-is-years-in-the-making/
37% of 2022 Revenue of $6.2B is $2.3B.
That's close-ish to this article, which projects BBBY's e-commerce revenue was $2.05B for FYE 2/28/22 and $2.62B for FYE 2/28/21:
https://www.digitalcommerce360.com/2022/04/14/bed-bath-beyond-reports-plunging-ecommerce-sales/
We already said COVID (2020/2021) was an anomaly for e-commerce sales. Maybe somewhere in the ballpark of $1.8B to $2.0B is a more reasonable baseline for going-forward e-commerce sales. That's not considering that BBBY might lose some of that e-commerce revenue since physical store count likely drives that revenue to some degree.
Interestingly, though, BBBY's website traffic has increased significantly lately:
Source: Ubersuggest.
This might be because redditors have been clicking "investor relations" a million times a day--- I don't think it's fair to say online sales will increase ratably, but it still looks bullish as hell to me.

3. Management's Turnaround Plan

Let's start with what BBBY's management team has represented in SEC Filings. If you're only going to read one, read the Cleansing Materials on 2/6. You can skip to TLDR below these comments to see what I took away:
1/10/23: Q3 Results

“At the beginning of the third quarter, we initiated a turnaround plan anchored on serving our loyal customers, following a period when our merchandise and strategy had veered away from their preferences. Although we moved quickly and effectively to change the assortment and other merchandising and marketing strategies, inventory was constrained and we did not achieve our goals. We will continue to rebalance our assortment towards National Brands and refine our Owned Brands mix to reflect the deep understanding of our customer, along with the selection and value only we can offer in the Home and Baby markets. We are actively pursuing higher in-stock levels to meet proven demand.”
Ms. Gove continued, “We are implementing our plan expeditiously while managing our financial position in a changing landscape. We are delivering on our aggressive second half commitment of $250 million in SG&A optimization, or $500 million in annualized savings. We are also on track to achieve the 150 store closures that we previously outlined, which will further enable us to allocate resources according to customer demand. Our organization is more streamlined and we have adopted a more focused infrastructure that reflects our current business.”

Source: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgadata/886158/000088615823000002/exhibit991-pressreleaseq32.htm
2/6/23: Cleansing Materials

"Plans for current store fleet optimization program to be expanded to more than 400, including closure of an approximately 150 additional lower-producing Bed Bath & Beyond stores, which builds on closure of approximately 200 Bed Bath & Beyond stores and approximately 50 standalone Harmon stores in the U.S.
Plans for Fiscal 2023 Comparable Sales in mid- to high-single digit range based on Comparable Sales down 30 percent to 40 percent in the fiscal first quarter and sequential, quarterly sales improvement thereafter.
Plans for improving inventory position with in-stocks at historical operating levels by Back-to-College 2023.
Plans for Fiscal 2023 Adjusted Gross Margin in the low-30 percent range throughout the fiscal year, inclusive of cost savings from supply chain network initiatives.
Plans for Fiscal 2023 Adjusted SG&A expense reduction of up to $1 billion, reflecting annualized cost optimization initiatives that began in fiscal 2022, as well as incremental cost reductions associated with additional store closures, as well as corporate and operating expense realignment to occur by early fiscal 2023.
Plans for Fiscal 2023 Adjusted EBITDA Margin in mid-single-digit range, based on achievement of aforementioned assumptions and reflecting negative Adjusted EBITDA Margins in the fiscal first quarter and a return to positive Adjusted EBITDA Margins beginning in the fiscal second quarter."

Source: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgadata/886158/000119312523025748/d441746dex992.htm
2/7/23: Completion of Public Equity Offering and Provides Strategic Update

"The Company will continue to execute its customer-focused turnaround plans by optimizing its store footprint, investing in inventory, and pursuing infrastructure improvements. Specifically, the Company has initiated incremental store closures in its Bed Bath & Beyond banner with an ultimate operating goal of approximately 360 stores, in addition to approximately 120 buybuy BABY stores, across the U.S. In response to evolving shopping preferences today, this target store base includes the Company’s most profitable locations and best geographic presence for customers that can enable an optimal omni-experience. The digital channel is expected to rise to a higher proportion of sales with improved channel profitability."

Source: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgadata/886158/000119312523027117/d455173dex991.htm
3/8/23: Receives Additional Proceeds from Previously Announced Public Equity Offering

“Over the past month, we have been rebuilding our financial and operational positioning to execute our customer-focused turnaround plans. Since closing our equity financing last month, we have engaged with suppliers to improve our inventory positioning and we have continued to optimize our brick-and-mortar footprint through store closures to align with customer preference. Additionally, as announced last week, we paid the outstanding interest due on all Senior Notes, which has been acknowledged by key constituents such as credit agencies. We continue to work with determination and diligence to fulfill both our near- and long-term goals of maximizing prospects for all stakeholders.”

Source: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgadata/886158/000119312523063828/d821169dex991.htm
TLDR of BBBY Management Comments:

Expecting e-commerce sales to become a higher portion of sales mix going forward.
Delivering $250M H2 SGA optimization ($500M in annualized savings). Fiscal 2023 total SG&A savings up to $1B. Note: I interpret this to mean $2.7B SG&A last year -$1B SG&A Savings = $1.7B SG&A for fiscal 2023.
Right-sizing to 360 BBBY stores and 120 buybuy BABY stores (480 total stores).
'Engaged with suppliers' to improve inventory positioning with a goal to be back at historical operating levels by Back-to-College 2023.
Planning for Fiscal 2023 Adjusted Gross Margin in the low-30 percent range throughout the fiscal year, inclusive of cost savings from supply chain network initiatives.
Planning for Fiscal 2023 Adjusted EBITDA Margin in mid-single-digit range, based on achievement of aforementioned assumptions and reflecting negative Adjusted EBITDA Margins in the fiscal first quarter and a return to positive Adjusted EBITDA Margins beginning in the fiscal second quarter. Based on this, I'd say let's not plan on seeing profitability until fiscal Q2 2023 (quarter ended Aug 2023).

4. Macro-Economic Outlook

Overall, it looks like brick and mortars might be making a bit of a comeback in terms of stealing back some market share from e-commerce, albeit amidst headways from a slowing economy and high inflation.
I think this is pretty obvious, but banks collapsing would screw over consumer spending and would likely nix any shot of a comeback BBBY has, though.
Here's a bunch of articles:
https://www.alconlighting.com/blog/lighting-news/retail-comeback-brick-and-mortar-store-experience/#:~:text=Business%20and%20economics%20analysts%20predict,worry%20about%20returns%2C%20for%20instance
https://www.forbes.com/sites/gregpetro/2022/09/16/are-physical-stores-making-a-comeback-is-it-all-about-the-product/?sh=40557f421f78
https://www.fastcompany.com/90834188/barnes-and-noble-brand-makeover-comeback
https://www2.deloitte.com/us/en/pages/consumer-business/articles/retail-distribution-industry-outlook.html
In a nutshell, I think there are pros and cons here. If we experience total economic collapse, of course BBBY will suffer.

5. A Note on Store Closures

Here's historical store count, as far as I can tell:
Source: Me, looking at SEC filings. These numbers could be all totally wrong. Do your own research.
So we know BBBY plans to get down to 480 stores - from 927 at end of Q3 2022. My first thought was damn: That's a lot of leases to get out of.
For the longest time, that was my biggest fear with this investment. Then I read this article:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/21/business/bed-bath-beyond-stores-closing-real-estate/index.html
...and I was pretty relieved. I'm sure there will still be plenty of expenses related to getting out of these leases, but I think less than I initially expected. That article also seems to suggest brick-and-mortar optimism.

6. Gut-Check on Turnaround Viability

Management's plan sounds great, but the obvious question is whether they can execute.
Profitability data re: stores being closed vs. retained is not publicly available, so that really makes this a big guessing game. You can look at average data per store and how that trended over time, but there's not any way to get a good guess on how these 480 stores will perform compared to the average of the 900+ stores the company had to choose from.
I don't think we have any idea how much more profitable the stores being kept are in comparison to the stores being closed, but I think it's fair to say the company would only keep the cream of the crop, so for fiscal 2023 we should see higher revenue and gross profit per store figures. There will also be a higher load of SG&A overhead allocated per store, even with cost savings.
Here's some numbers. The blue ones I totally made up and are in no way a guarantee of what will happen. This is basically napkin math:

These are numbers I made up and are not financial advice. Do your own due diligence and talk to a financial advisor. You're responsible for your own investments.
My glasses are a bit more rose-colored than analysts that seem to have a consensus EPS estimate of -$1.96 for Q4. Of course, their numbers include depreciation and mine does not, so that's kind of like comparing apples to oranges.
But all-in-all, I used this napkin math to try and look at the reasonableness of the turnaround plan. I wasn't able to reasonably see 'mid-single-digit EBITDA margins' for fiscal 2023, but it seems doable so long as:

The company receives additional capital through the equity offering to make it through restructuring to cash flow neutral (fiscal Q2, by management's estimate).
The economy doesn't totally collapse before then.
Probably a million other things.

If BBBY turns around and continues to take market share, there could really be some value here. The company "just" has to get there.
Say, in this crazy hypothetical world where BBBY successfully turns around, net margins get up to 5.0% by 2024.
5% on $5.1B of revenue is $255M Net Income. Toss sector median P/E multiple on that and you're at....$3.8B market cap?
I lose a lot of people because I think dilution has happened, but I'm fine with that. Nobody likes dilution, but it's the cost of getting through a turnaround. Let's assume 900M shares outstanding by 2024.
Divide $3.8B market cap by 900M shares and you're looking at... $4.25/share. I'm not saying that's what the stock is worth today, just a little exercise in what could possibly be a reasonable value after a very successful turnaround assuming full dilution.

TLDR: IDK? BBBY's turnaround seems viable if Management can execute the plan. There might be some actual deep value here if brick-and-mortars take back some market share... even if there's no squeeze and no M&A activity. Not financial advice.

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2023.03.22 19:49 Quesonoche [H] Humble Keys from Choice and Bundles [W] Wrench, Wishlist, Offers

Really looking to get Wrench but also interested in:
Pizza Tower Deliver Us Mars Deliver Us The Moon Persona 5 Royal Arcade Paradise FF7 REmake Ex-Zodiac VTOL VR
December 2022
GreedFall
First Class Trouble
Backbone
Toem
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
Blade Assault
November 22
Shadow Tactics: Aiko's Choice
Roboquest
Eldest Souls
Unmetal
Raji: An Ancient Epic
Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
June 22
Star Wars Squadrons
Phoenix Point: Year One Edition
Call of The Sea
Gamedec
Pumpkin Jack
Siege Survival: Gloria Victis
I Am Fish
Supherhot: Mind Control Delete
May 22
Command & Conquer Remastered
Spellcaster University
Surviving The Aftermath
If Found...
Genesis Noir
Embr
April 22
Monster Sanctuary
Killsquad
Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos
Suzerain
Chicken Police
Naruto to Boruto: Shinobi Striker
January 22
Rebel Cops
Rustler
The Henry Stickmin Collection
Farmer's Dynasty
Between the Stars
Retrowave
Midnight Protocol
December 2021
Partisans 1941
The Survivalists
Lacuna -A Sci-Fi Noir Adventure
8 Doors
Greak: Memories of Azur
Fling to the Finish
Tohu
Voidigo
November 21
Due Process
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
SimpleRockets2
Timelie
Wrath: Aeon of Ruin
Mobius Front '83
October 21
Amnesia: Rebirth
John Wick Hex
112 Operator
Guts and Glory
Ring of Pain
Garage: Bad Trip
The Textorcist: The Story of Ray Bibbia
Tools Up
Hiveswap Friendsim
Black Future '88
Syberi
The Groundz
September 21
Roki
Narita Boy
West of Dead
Atomicrops
Heaven's Vault
Swag and Sorcery
Fort Triumph
Owell: Ignorance is Strength
Framed Collection
Sluggish Morss Pattern Circus
August 21
Out of Space We Need To Go Deeper Carto As Far As The Eye Cepheus Protocol Drake Hollow Nowhere Prophet Blue Fire Encodya Retired Men's Nude Beach Volleyball
June 21
Secret Neighbor Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Worms Rumble + Legends Pack DLC Going Under Panzer Paladin Milky Way Prince - The Vampire Star Desolate Ikenfell Paw Paw Paw Effie Disjunction Fistful of Nothing
May 21
Hellpoint Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3 LevelHead Fury Unleashed Size Matters Morkredd Relicta Retimed Family Man Vane Summertime Madness
April 21
Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts Shenmue III Main Assembly Rock of Ages 3: Make & Break Remothered: Broken Porcelain In Other Waters Aven Colony Simulacra + Simulacra 2 Colt Canyon Skully Popup Dungeon Rogue Mansion
March 21
XCOM: Chimera Squad Elex 2 WWE 2K Battlegrounds Hotshot Racing Peaky Blinders: Mastermind Cyber Hook Pesterquest Wildfire Boreal Blade Ageless Ruin Raders - Unknown Menace
October 20
Fae Tactics 0.75 Sunless Bundle (Sunless Skies + Sunless Sea) Iron Danger Autonauts Shadows: Awakening Fantasy Blacksmith The Suicide Of Rachel Foster Goat Of Duty The Uncertain: Last Quiet Day Basement Lightmatter
July 20
Age Of Wonders: Planetfall - Deluxe Edition 1 Void Bastards Railway Empire Battlestar Galactica Deadlock Yuppie Psycho Beat Hazard 2 Sigma Theory: Global Cold War Metal Unit Don'T Escape: 4 Days To Survive Verlet Swing Basingstoke Earthlock
June 20
Supraland The Messenger Felix The Reaper Men Of War: Assault Squad 2 - Warchest Edition Stygian: Reign Of The Old Ones Remnants Of Naezith Overload The Stillness Of The Wind The King's Bird
May 20
Jurassic World Evolution XCOM 2 + Dlc Rise Of Industry Niche - A Genetics Survival Game Warhammer 40,000: Gladius - Relics Of War The Swords Of Ditto: Mormo's Curse Warsaw Heave Ho Mo:Astray Neoverse Chess Ultra Horace
April 20
This Is The Police 2 Opus Magnum Molek-Syntez Raiden V: Director's Cut Driftland: The Magic Revival Turok 2: Seeds Of Evil Truberbrook The Bard's Tale Iv: Director's Cut Shoppe Keep 2 Capitalism 2
March 20
Fell Seal: Arbiter's Mark Battle Chasers: Nightwar Exapunks Turok Death's Gambit 198X Niffelheim Ai War Etherborn
February 20
Book Of Demons Cryofall Okami Hd Eliza Shenzhen I/O Project Warlock The Hex Warstone Td Underhero Night Call
January 20
Middle-Earth: Shadow Of War Street Fighter V Bad North: Jotunn Edition Trailmakers Whispers Of A Machine Them's Fightin' Herds Mages Of Mystralia Grip
December 19
Blasphemous Ancestors Legacy Phantom Doctrine Dead In Vinland Horizon Chase Turbo Dark Future: Blood Red States X-Morph: Defense Aegis Defenders Desert Child
Leftovers
11-11 Memories Retold
60 Parsecs!
911 Operator - Special Resources DLC
911 Operator

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Company of Heroes™ 2 - The Western Front Armies: Oberkommando West
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Cursed Castilla (Maldita Castilla EX)
DUCATI - 90th Anniversary
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Duskers
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HIVESWAP: Act 1
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Lone Survivor: The Director's Cut
Lost Castle
Lostwinds
Love is Dead
Lovely Planet
METAL GEAR SOLID V: GROUND ZEROES
METAL GEAR SOLID V: The Definitive Experience DLC
MIND: Path to Thalamus
MINIT
MOTHERGUNSHIP
Magicka + 2 DLC
Magicka
Maize
Mighty Switch Force! 3DS
Mini Ninjas
Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine
Monster Prom
Monster Train: The Last Divinity DLC
Moon Chronicles Episode 1 3DS
Moon Hunters
Moonlighter
Mr. Shifty
Mutant Mudds Deluxe
NAIRI: Tower of Shirin
NBA Playgrounds
Nano Assault EX - Nintendo 3DS
NeuroVoider
Nex Machina
Nongünz
Old Man's Journey
OlliOlli 3DS
Orcs Must Die! GOTY
Orwell: Keeping an Eye On You
Out of the Park Baseball 14
Outland - Special Edition
Outlast 2
Overgrowth
Override: Mech City Brawl
Owlboy
PAC-MAN™ CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION
Pac-Man 256
Panoptic
Paper Beast
Paradigm
Paratopic
Party Hard
Pathologic Classic HD
Pikuniku
Planet Alpha
Pool Panic
Populous Origin Key
Project Warlock
Psychonauts
Purrfect Date - Visual Novel/Dating Simulator
Puss!
Puzzle Bots
Q.U.B.E.
Quake Champions Early Access plus 50 Shards, 100 Platinum, 2000 Favor
RAD
RUINER
Rapture Rejects - Humble Exclusive "Safari Outfit" DLC
Rapture Rejects
Rebuild 3: Gangs of Deadsville
Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered
Red Matter
Regions of Ruin
Regular Human Basketball
Resident Evil Revelations 2 - Episode 1: Penal Colony
Resident Evil Revelations
Resident Evil Revelations
Reus
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam + 2 DLCs
Road Redemption
STRAFE: Millennium Edition
STRIDER™
SUPERHOT
Sairento VR
Sanctum 2
Sanctum: Collection
Scanner Sombre
Seasons After Fall
Serial Cleaner
Seven: The Days Long Gone
Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun
She Remembered Caterpillars
Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter
Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom
Shoppe Keep
Silence
Slipstream
Sniper Elite
Sonic Generations
Speed Brawl
Splasher
Sportsball Wii U
Star Wars™ Jedi Knight Dark Forces II
Star Wars™ Jedi Knight™ II: Jedi Outcast™
Star Wars™ Jedi Knight™: Jedi Academy™
Star Wars™ Starfighter™
Star Wars™: Dark Forces
Starseed Pilgrim
State of Mind
Stealth 2: A Game of Clones
SteamWorld Dig 3DS
Steel Rats
Stellaris: Synthetic Dawn (Steam)
Stick Fight: The Game
Stories Untold
Strider
Subterrain
Sudden Strike
Sundered
Super Daryl Deluxe
Super Hexagon
Surgeon Simulator: Experience Reality
Surviving Mars
Sword Legacy Omen
Swords & Soldiers II - Wii U
Swords and Soldiers 2 Shawarmageddon
Swords of Gurrah
Tannenberg
Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure
The Adventure Pals
The Blue Flamingo
The Bureau: XCOM Declassified
The Darkness II
The Dwarves
The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing - Complete Pack
The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing II
The Journey Down: Chapter Three
The LEGO® Movie - Videogame
The Norwood Suite
The Sexy Brutale
The Shrouded Isle
The Spiral Scouts
The Surge
The Swapper
This is the Police
Thomas Was Alone
Thomas Was Alone
Tiny Echo
Tom Clancy's EndWar Uplay
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell® Blacklist Uplay
Tom Clancy's The Division™ - Survival Uplay
Tom Clancy's The Division Uplay
Tomb Raider
Total War: ROME II - Caesar in Gaul (DLC)
Tower Tag
Train Valley 2
Tropico 4
Type:Rider
Ultra Street Fighter® IV
Until You Fall
VVVVVV
VVVVVV
Viking: Battle for Asgard
Vikings - Wolves of Midgard
Wandersong
Wands
Wizard of Legend
Woah Dave! 3DS
World of Goo
World to the West
Worms Revolution
Wuppo
Wurm Unlimited
X-COM: Apocalypse
X-COM: Enforcer
X-COM: Interceptor
X-COM: Terror from the Deep
X-COM: UFO Defense
Year Walk
Yoku's Island Express
Zombie Night Terror
Zombotron

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2023.03.22 19:43 The_Holy_Groll This may seem crazy but...Everquest?

Okay so I was feeling a bit nostalgiac and for some crazy reason decided to give Everquest a whirl again. As an admittedly much older gamer(Everquest is celebrating its 24th year anniversary this year...) I remembered back to my Everquest days with fond memories. I dont want to make this an overly fond post filled with fun memories. Let me instead tell you what you can get:
While it is almost 25 years old and definitely from a graphical era that can at best be described as retro. I will admit this up front...but if you can stomach the graphics youve got a game with 16 races, 16 classes, 115 levels and 29 expansions. And this will all cost you approximately nothing. Actually lets drop the approximately and say this game is on the server I am playing on is completely Free to Play.
This game has community too. Sick of all the divisiveness and toxicity you run into in other games? (Im looking at you Heroes of the Storm) this game has friendly people actively interested in helping new players. Sure most people we find here will be great...but the game in general has a very fostering nature.
So thats my pitch. Young or Old, Big or Small(seriously if you wanna play a Gnome I wont hold it against you!). We will be playing on the Fironia Vie server. As noted it is completely free to play. It has a ruleset some purists find questionable(if any happen to come across this I understand that).
All you really need to worry about is it is a role playing server. No you dont need to use thees and thous. However, it does mean there is no common tongue(modern english). Thus, in order to communicate you need to know the same language. On this server that is Elvish. So while anyone youre grouped with could be on Discord and this is no issue, dealing with others particularly when trading Elvish is the go to. Anyone can learn it and it doesnt take long but I figured Id say that up front as people start to concoct whatever character tickles their fancy. Races that know this language from the start are: Half-Elves, Wood Elves and High Elves.
If you have any questions about races, classes or anything at all dont hesitate to ask me. Play whatever youd like as my goal is to get enough people that grouping is not going to be a huge hassle. That said several classes are more adept at solo than others and all players are welcome. Get ahold of me on here as a reply or even more effectively reach out through Discord. Hope to hear from some of you soon!
To create an account and download the client: http://www.everquest.com/home
Sincerely,
TheHolyGroll
Discord: Theholygroll#0356

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2023.03.22 19:12 Quesonoche [H] Humble Keys from Choice and Bundles [W] Wrench, Wishlist, Offers.

IGS Rep Page
Really looking to get Wrench but also interested in:
Pizza Tower Deliver Us Mars Deliver Us The Moon Persona 5 Royal Arcade Paradise FF7 REmake Ex-Zodiac VTOL VR
December 2022
GreedFall
First Class Trouble
Backbone
Toem
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
Blade Assault
November 22
Shadow Tactics: Aiko's Choice
Roboquest
Eldest Souls
Unmetal
Raji: An Ancient Epic
Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
June 22
Star Wars Squadrons
Phoenix Point: Year One Edition
Call of The Sea
Gamedec
Pumpkin Jack
Siege Survival: Gloria Victis
I Am Fish
Supherhot: Mind Control Delete
May 22
Command & Conquer Remastered
Spellcaster University
Surviving The Aftermath
If Found...
Genesis Noir
Embr
April 22
Monster Sanctuary
Killsquad
Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos
Suzerain
Chicken Police
Naruto to Boruto: Shinobi Striker
January 22
Rebel Cops
Rustler
The Henry Stickmin Collection
Farmer's Dynasty
Between the Stars
Retrowave
Midnight Protocol
December 2021
Partisans 1941
The Survivalists
Lacuna -A Sci-Fi Noir Adventure
8 Doors
Greak: Memories of Azur
Fling to the Finish
Tohu
Voidigo
November 21
Due Process
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
SimpleRockets2
Timelie
Wrath: Aeon of Ruin
Mobius Front '83
October 21
Amnesia: Rebirth
John Wick Hex
112 Operator
Guts and Glory
Ring of Pain
Garage: Bad Trip
The Textorcist: The Story of Ray Bibbia
Tools Up
Hiveswap Friendsim
Black Future '88
Syberi
The Groundz
September 21
Roki
Narita Boy
West of Dead
Atomicrops
Heaven's Vault
Swag and Sorcery
Fort Triumph
Owell: Ignorance is Strength
Framed Collection
Sluggish Morss Pattern Circus
August 21
Out of Space We Need To Go Deeper Carto As Far As The Eye Cepheus Protocol Drake Hollow Nowhere Prophet Blue Fire Encodya Retired Men's Nude Beach Volleyball
June 21
Secret Neighbor Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Worms Rumble + Legends Pack DLC Going Under Panzer Paladin Milky Way Prince - The Vampire Star Desolate Ikenfell Paw Paw Paw Effie Disjunction Fistful of Nothing
May 21
Hellpoint Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3 LevelHead Fury Unleashed Size Matters Morkredd Relicta Retimed Family Man Vane Summertime Madness
April 21
Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts Shenmue III Main Assembly Rock of Ages 3: Make & Break Remothered: Broken Porcelain In Other Waters Aven Colony Simulacra + Simulacra 2 Colt Canyon Skully Popup Dungeon Rogue Mansion
March 21
XCOM: Chimera Squad Elex 2 WWE 2K Battlegrounds Hotshot Racing Peaky Blinders: Mastermind Cyber Hook Pesterquest Wildfire Boreal Blade Ageless Ruin Raders - Unknown Menace
October 20
Fae Tactics 0.75 Sunless Bundle (Sunless Skies + Sunless Sea) Iron Danger Autonauts Shadows: Awakening Fantasy Blacksmith The Suicide Of Rachel Foster Goat Of Duty The Uncertain: Last Quiet Day Basement Lightmatter
July 20
Age Of Wonders: Planetfall - Deluxe Edition 1 Void Bastards Railway Empire Battlestar Galactica Deadlock Yuppie Psycho Beat Hazard 2 Sigma Theory: Global Cold War Metal Unit Don'T Escape: 4 Days To Survive Verlet Swing Basingstoke Earthlock
June 20
Supraland The Messenger Felix The Reaper Men Of War: Assault Squad 2 - Warchest Edition Stygian: Reign Of The Old Ones Remnants Of Naezith Overload The Stillness Of The Wind The King's Bird
May 20
Jurassic World Evolution XCOM 2 + Dlc Rise Of Industry Niche - A Genetics Survival Game Warhammer 40,000: Gladius - Relics Of War The Swords Of Ditto: Mormo's Curse Warsaw Heave Ho Mo:Astray Neoverse Chess Ultra Horace
April 20
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March 20
Fell Seal: Arbiter's Mark Battle Chasers: Nightwar Exapunks Turok Death's Gambit 198X Niffelheim Ai War Etherborn
February 20
Book Of Demons Cryofall Okami Hd Eliza Shenzhen I/O Project Warlock The Hex Warstone Td Underhero Night Call
January 20
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December 19
Blasphemous Ancestors Legacy Phantom Doctrine Dead In Vinland Horizon Chase Turbo Dark Future: Blood Red States X-Morph: Defense Aegis Defenders Desert Child
Leftovers
11-11 Memories Retold
60 Parsecs!
911 Operator - Special Resources DLC
911 Operator

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2023.03.22 18:58 suiciniv22 [REQUEST] [PS4] Monster Hunter Rise 50% OFF 20$ Dollars Sale ends less than 24 hours!!!

Hello Everyone
Here I am trying to get this amazing game so I will try to explain in my own words what is Monster Hunter. I've watched a thousand videos, a bunch of gameplay, I'm going crazy wanting to play this game. I really want this, so much!!!!!!!
I'm 23 years old. My hobbies are playing games and watching movies. I've been playing games for a loong times and lately all I do is playing games, because I've been through knee surgery and it hurts like hell, So I using playing games to forget a little about the pain.
So I've been a big fan of monster hunter, Have played like almost 300 hours in my old ps4 with my friends. when monster hunter rise was released I was happy but at the same time I was sad, because it is a monster hunter that i would not be able to play, but last year capcom announced that in January of 2023 Monster Hunter Rise would release on ps4, and the day have come, the game has released and looking so amazing, but like I said I've been through knee surgery and can't spend money on the game. and I hope to put at least more 300 hours on monster hunter rise
What is Monster Hunter :
Well what the name says it is a game about hunting monster and gathering resources to craft and created amazing weapons and armor, and rinse and repeat, with amazing loop gameplay, you will fight amazing monster and created more and more weapons , but you think what is the endgame of Monster Hunter? I will tell you now, the endgame of monster hunter is not fighting monster or crafting weapons, the end game is FASHION, exactly fashion in Monster Hunter is a integral part of the game. While you are defeating monster, you can look good doing it and this games has some amazing fashions. So to summarise Monster Hunter is a game with amazing gameplay loop, that you can sink a hundred of hours ( wich I'm want to do ) crafting weapons and armor, and don't forget about the fashion.
So I would be greatly appreciated if anybody could help me.
Here a link of the game on Playstation Store
https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0102-PPSA08033_00-FULLGAME00000001
Here is my psn https://psnprofiles.com/Sucrasnevo
Thanks and sorry for my bad english

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2023.03.22 18:56 BlissingNothfuls Recommendations akin to Dead Space?

To those who don't know: Dead Space is a multimedia franchise that (mostly) follows engineer Isaac Clarke. What should have been a routine repair job on the planet cracker U.S.G. ISHIMURA turns into a horror epic as the crew has been all but wiped out and their bodies are repurposed into enraged monsters who only stop their pursuit when you lop off enough of their limbs. Madness, zealotry, and some of the best body horror lay ahead as Isaac tries to repair the dying ship and reunite with his girlfriend.
It was heavily inspired by Alien/Event Horizon and is my favorite science fiction and horror universe. It's such a cruel and layered setting and I just can't get enough of it. Seriously to those not into video games do yourself a favor and check it out on YouTube (there are three/four games [the last one sucked minus the overarching lore], two films, two books[?], and motion comic).
Even if you haven't heard of it before I'd LOVE some recommendations that can scratch this itch of mine.
I've already listened to:
The Waystation and The Callisto Protocol: Helix Station
These first two are the perfect examples of what I'm looking for and I highly recommend both.
The White Vault
This is also bloody fantastic, but I didn't feel there was much in the way of psychological horror.
Celeritas
This show is okay. No strong feelings about it. I often go stir crazy without a full cast and while it is a full cast audio drama you're really only getting the one line of narration.
Thanks in advance!

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2023.03.22 18:26 tvchase THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED - Part Four

"Fragile Ego, Fragile Body, Weak Mind, Weak Spirit"
In Part One, Part Two, and Part Three, we've built a timeline and tracked the story of an old man who came back to professional wrestling. Disgruntled and broken, he had abandoned the business to which he’d given himself for fifteen years. They were a tumultuous fifteen years, but within that time he reached the height of the industry. He held the attention of every single person who was a wrestling fan and even many of whom weren’t fans at all. To get to such heights, he plumbed the depths of cruelty and villainy in character, going places many of his peers wouldn’t dare touch. He attacked the sobriety of recovering alcoholics and substance abusers. He preyed upon the anxiety and insecurity of those with mental health issues. He lied, he gas-lit, and he betrayed on the way to the top. Even for someone as vile as himself, however, it simultaneously became all too much and not enough. At the mountaintop, sick of himself and everything around him, he walked away.

“I was never gonna get healthy physically, mentally, spiritually or emotionally, staying in the same place that got me sick in the first place.”

Who could fault him? But then he came back seven years later to, as some have called it, “Wrestling Paradise”. In that Paradise, as he turned uphill, he crossed the path of a Snake slithering deceitfully among the weeds. The Snake bit him and at first, it seemed only a surface wound that would easily heal in time. That Snake’s venom, however, was slow-acting and allowed the bite to be all but forgotten as the Snake slithered out of sight and out of mind. Then one day, he’s finally back upon that mountain top, having gone a different route than before – a longer and more winding route, but seemingly nobler and more sustainable. Many of our faithful heroes weren’t buying it. They knew him before and have studied his ways, knowing he could quickly revert back to the evil and destruction he was for so long. He brushes away their suspicion to assure both us and himself: he’s a new man. He feels at peace with himself and he is bathing in the adulation of his friends, his fans, and his peers… until suddenly on that mountain top, the Snake leaps out and reminds him of the venom coursing through his veins.
September 4, 2022 – MJF returns to All Elite Wrestling and steals Punk's ovation in Chicago.
The final words of the PPV broadcast:

What does this mean for AEW?

Shortly before midnight, a live stream goes up on YouTube for the post-event media scrum.
The stream has a longer delay than usual before the presser begins. Bloodied, battered, sweat-soaked hair in his eyes, draped in a towel… CM Punk looks like pure hell as he sits down to take – and to ask – questions from a group of wrestling reporters.
The mic goes to Nick Hausman first:

“Hi! Nick Hausman here from Wrestling Inc–”

Punk cuts him off:

“--I’ll start, Nick. Show of hands. Who here fancies themselves a journalist? You a journalist Nick?”

Nick:

“... I try my best.”

Punk:

“You still do improv?”

Nick:

“Not for a little bit..”

Punk:

“When you did improv, who’d you do improv with?”

Nick curiously uses a shoot name:

“I did it with Scott Colton.”

Punk:

“Okay, so you fancy yourself a journalist. Would you say you’re friends with Scott Colton?”

Nick:

“Uh… no. I haven’t talked to Scott in some time.”

Punk:

“So you’re not friends with him?”

Nick:

“No… Scott and I do not see eye to eye.”

Punk, to the whole room:

“Oh wow… Well that makes two of us. My point is, if you fancy yourself a journalist, even if it’s for the silly world of professional wrestling, and you have journalistic integrity… people who report things, mostly that are bullshit and slanderous lies against myself… you should probably disclose who you’re friends with.”

Punk, directly to Hausman, somewhat quietly:

“You blew my spot… If you’re not friends with him, I apologize.”

Nick:

“I’m not friends with him…”

Punk, ignoring him, continues on:

“I haven’t had anything to do with Scott Colton for almost a decade. Probably wanted nothing to do with him even longer than that. It’s fucking unfortunate that I have to come up here and speak on this when I’m on my time and this is a fucking business. Why I’m a grown-ass adult man and I decide not to be friends with somebody is nobody else’s fucking business. But my friends, if I fall backwards, will catch me. Scott Colton, I felt, never would have.
My problem was I wanted to bring a guy with me to the top that did not want to see me at the top, okay? You can call it jealousy, you can call it envy, whatever the fuck it is. My relationship with Scott Colton ended long before I paid all of his bills. I have every receipt. I have every invoice. I have every email. I have an email where he says ‘I agree to go our separate ways, I will get my own lawyer and you do not have to pay anymore.’
That’s an email that I have and the only reason the public did not see it is because when I finally had to counter-sue him, through discovery we discovered he shared a bank account with his mother. That’s a fact. As soon as we discovered that fact and we subpoenaed old Marsha, he sent the email ‘Oh, can we please drop all this?’ Now, it’s 2022. I haven’t been friends with this guy since at least 2014, late-2013.

CM Punk and Colt Cabana weren’t even faced with the famously divisive legal bills until 2015 when WWE’s doctor filed a defamation lawsuit against them. Colt didn’t file suit against Punk over legal fees until 2018. The timeline here is very fuzzy and totally unreliable. The line about Colt's mother sticks out like a sore thumb, but if you've read previous installments, wrestlers' relationships with their mothers have been referenced before and most notably in recent promos.
Punk continues:

The fact that I have to sit up here because we have irresponsible people who call themselves EVPs and couldn’t fucking manage a Target and they spread lies and bullshit and put into the media that I got somebody fired when I have fuck all to do with him, want nothing to do with him, do not care where he works, where he doesn’t work, where he eats, where he sleeps… the fact that I have to get up and do this in 2022 is fucking embarrassing. If y’all are at fault, fuck you. If not, I apologize. What did I ever do in this world to deserve an empty-headed fucking dumbfuck like ‘Hangman’ Adam Page to go out on national television and fucking go into business for himself? For what? What did I ever do? Dave [Meltzer]?… I didn’t do a goddamn thing.

At this point, Punk calls on a guy in the front row and asks his name. The guy is wearing a Pittsburgh Penguins shirt.
Punk:

“Fuck the Pittsburgh Penguins.”

Tony Khan interjects, referring to an article where he had briefly discussed the rumors about Colt Cabana’s “sidelining” in weeks prior:

“I made it very clear in Forbes and I just wanna make it clear again–”

Punk cuts off Tony Khan, the company owner, his boss:

“It’s not his position to make it very fucking clear! There’s people who call themselves EVPs that should have fuckking known better. This shit was none of their business. I understand sticking up for your fucking friends, I fucking get it. I stuck up for that guy more than anybody. Okay? I paid his bills until I didn’t and it was my decision not to.”

TK:

“Yeah but I shouldn’t have no-commented when Nick first said it, it’s my fault, I should’ve taken it head-on”

Punk:

“I appreciate that, but I’m trying to run a fucking business. And when somebody who hasn’t done a damn thing in this business [Hangman Page] jeopardizes the first million dollar house that this company has ever drawn off of my back and goes on national television and does that, it’s a disgrace to this industry, it’s a disgrace to this company. Now we’re far beyond apologies. I gave him a fucking chance, it did not get handled, and you saw what I had to do, which is very regrettable, lowering myself to his fucking level. But that’s where we’re at right now. And I will still walk up and down this hallway and say ‘If you have a fucking problem with me, take it up with me. Let’s fucking go’.”

Nick Hausman finally gets to ask his question to Punk, and it’s regarding the return of MJF.
Tony Khan is the one who answers:

“If I may… I am the one who asked him back because MJF’s a big star in this company and this is one of the biggest events. A year ago, CM Punk debuted here and I thought it was right for the fans. I felt that, for the fans, one of the best things we could do is bring MJF back.”

After rolling his eyes and stuffing a muffin in his mouth, Punk jumps in:

“It’s because he wants me to work with pricks. Constantly.”

TK brushes it off:

“...Nevertherless… Two of the top wrestlers in the world. It’s a big match down the line.”

At this point, Tony Khan looks like he’s about to vomit.
Punk:

“Oh, sorry, I keep fucking bringing this up… When it came down he was going to sue, I asked to talk to him. He denied… When I offered him money, it wasn’t enough [Punk is banging on the table for emphasis]. He went ahead with the lawsuit and sued. It’s his fucking funeral. He shares a bank account with his mother, that tells you all you need to know about what his character is.”

Nick Hausman:

“Well… You were always very nice to me.”

Punk:

“I appreciate that. I’m sorry I’m a little bit snippy. I’m hurt, I’m old, I’m fucking tired and I work with fucking children.”

TK:

“I regret not answering your question the first time you asked it…”

Punk:

“We’re all learning here, Tony. It’s okay.”

Punk goes on to plug Mindy’s Bakery in Chicago, the supplier of his muffins.
The scrum moves onto its next question, this time for Tony.

“You saw the reaction to MJF when he came out at the end of the night. He was cheered over Punk… the hometown guy… Do you have any worries about MJF… becoming this sort of anti-authority figure?”

Tony Khan gives some boilerplate word salad about how it’s great to have two compelling and charismatic figures, while Punk makes snarky faces and continues chomping on his muffins.
Punk doesn’t want to talk about MJF. He goes back into his rant:

“I’ll tell you why I’m upset about it. If you’re an EVP, you don’t try to middle your top babyface, try to get your niche audience on the internet to hate him for some made-up, bullshit rumor. Really pisses me off. Stepping on your own dick… Trying to make money, sell tickets, fill arenas, and these stupid guys think they’re in Reseda.”

Next question regards how “modern talent can take advice from some of the older guys” to “help grow as a company”. Tony lets Punk give the answer.

“We have a locker room full of pretty brilliant minds… When I came back, when I cut my promo my second week here, I thought it was pretty decent. I kinda blur the lines a little bit, ya know, ‘What’s he doing? Crazy Phil, going into business for himself’, when really I was just defending myself. Mix that in with attacking Moxley, calling Kingston the second best Kingston – which is a pretty great line – but our locker room for all the brilliance and wisdom it has, isn’t worth shit when you have an empty-headed dumbfuck, who hasn’t done anything in this business, do public interviews and say ‘I don’t really take advice.’ Who the fuck do you think you are? I’m on a team with Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, and Sammy Sosa, and I don’t need to work on my swing? … Fucking go fuck yourself… Grow up.

Bonds, McGuire, and Sosa are most famous for hitting insane amounts of home runs in the late 1990s and early 2000s, breaking numerous historic records, rejuvenating interest in MLB, and most notably, using banned PEDs which would ultimately ostracize them from the baseball community and block them from enshrinement in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
A question comes up for Punk from an old friend in the press pool: What’s his message for MJF?
The notion of having to speak directly to MJF seems to sap all of the energy from Punk. All of the piss and vinegar leaves him. He’s quiet now and reserved now… almost sheepish. It’s like he’s speaking to the mirror once again.
Punk:

“Do I have to answer this… I guess… I don’t know. I’m tired of wrestling these pricks. I’m tired of wrestling with these kids who think they know everything… But I’m not the boss… He won number one contender. I guess I’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Max is supremely talented, but this goes for him and every other individual in the locker room that doesn’t wanna be here. The grass is not greener on the other side. The grass is greener where you water it. Max likes to shit where he eats instead of watering the grass. So we’ll have to see how that goes.”

Next question:

“A year ago we were in this room. It was after Adam Cole, after Brian Danielson… You said it had the feeling of ‘Bash at the Beach’ [1996]...

Punk, sarcastically:

“Oh boy… Did I say that?...”

Reporter continues:

“A year later… What's your honest assessment of the last year, personally and professionally?”

Punk:

“Look, I know it sounds like a pretty ridiculous statement, but in five years, I think you’ll see the impact of it. There’s a chance I’m wrong. We’ve got an uphill battle in a lot of respects… There’s just so much drama and turmoil going on. I like to believe in the place I work. We do have a very, very strong roster and we have a lot of brilliant minds backstage. If young talent is willing to actually listen and receive advice… There’s always gonna be people who think they should be the top guy and wanna be pushed. I get that. That was me… I always wanted more.”

Meltzer asks about Punk’s foot injury from a few months before. You’ll remember, he wanted to soak in the adulation of the crowd the next show after Double or Nothing where he won the belt, and he got hurt doing a reckless stage dive.

“...This is the worst injury I’ve ever had… This was really hard for me. I really wanted to have this great Summer and do good for Tony. I wanted to sell tickets and draw money, help with ratings. And it all came crashing down… I missed Forbidden Door in the United Center… I have pride in my work and I really wanted to carry the title through the summer and just help grow the business, so it was mentally devastating.”

The final question concerns the significance of the victory over Jon Moxley. Both the reporter and Tony Khan make note of the fact that it is Moxley’s first clean pin defeat in three years.
Punk:

“Oh man. Well I guess people are REALLY mad at me then, huh?... We came from the same place. Felt a lot of the same things… Guys could’ve helped us out a little bit more, passed the torch… I’m here to elevate everybody. And I’m not saying I elevated Moxley, but maybe I did. Because I think that’s what all of our jobs are: to reach back and get everybody to that level. We have different philosophies about pro wrestling, but it’s all pro wrestling. When done right, it’s magic.”

The scrum session for Punk officially comes to an end, but Punk pauses things and calls out Bryan Alvarez:

“Alvarez… I saw that video man. You were so incredulous that I went into business for myself.”

Alvarez explains how he said he only pointed out some were pro-Punk and some were anti-Punk about the whole thing [his worked shoot challenge to Hangman].
Punk dives deeper:

“...I’ve eaten shit on this subject for a very, very long time. I am very sad today that I had to get up here and say his name. He doesn’t fucking deserve it. But facts are facts. Name two people that have made the most money off CM Punk. [He looks at Tony Khan] I don’t think you’re there yet. The first one is Vince McMahan. The second one is Scott Colton. I hope you all have a good night. Please be more responsible with the news you get from certain people and just remember, we’re human beings.”

Punk packs up his muffins and his drinks, gives his dog Larry a shout out, and runs down the Pittsburgh Penguins. He gives Tony Khan one of his sodas.

“Contrary to popular belief, I am a very nice guy.”

Punk walks off the podium after nearly 25 minutes.
The rest of the scrum is often overlooked, but on closer examination, it’s no less interesting, and seems to be developing a common theme.
Next up come the reigning tag team champions, Swerve Strickland and Keith Lee. Midway through their match against The Acclaimed, the audience in Chicago was nuclear hot for the challengers. Sensing this, Swerve In Our Glory began working heel en route to a successful defense of their titles.
One of the first questions concerns “problems” between the pair that have flared up in recent weeks, with the two not always on the same page and Swerve eliminating Lee in a battle royal.
Swerve:

We didn’t really have problems. We had a dip in the road and we fixed that. You know what fixes everything? Winning. I can get violent and ravenous in that ring when I have to… If I have to push the envelope and bring Keith Lee to that level to defend these titles… So many people were against us having them in the first place… I’m always like that. Super King Petty. I read all of y’all. I read everybody in here. I literally listen to all your podcasts. First thing y’all said when we won the titles… No congratulations, nothing about Keith Lee almost losing his life fighting COVID, nothing about where I come from and both of us being let go… When we finally climbed the mountaintop, there was so much ridicule and bullshit against us about how we don’t deserve this. [You said] these opportunities should have gone… everywhere else… I’m not gonna apologize. I’m gonna gloat.”

The next reporter asks Tony Khan if he gave consideration to calling an audible on the match due to how over The Acclaimed were, changing the finish on the fly. He’s skittish to answer, so the question is rerouted to the talent.
Swerve, on how people felt The Acclaimed should’ve won:

“I couldn’t care less.”

Tony starts putting over how great of a match they just had, then puts over how great The Acclaimed are. He begins hinting that it makes sense to possibly have a rematch at Grand Slam in just over two weeks.
Swerve is beside himself:

“Wow. Why? Why??... How much more we gotta keep proving??”

Keith Lee starts trying to rationalize how it makes sense but Swerve is pissed.
Tony Khan:

“People are asking... Look, I think it would be one of the best thing we could do at Grand Slam–”

Swerve cuts off Tony, even putting a hand on his shoulder to stop him, and Tony gives him a hell of a look.

“Tony… Tony… This is just another tag team they all want the belts on instead of us!”

Keith Lee:

“I find it interesting in our losses, we had to go down the ladder, but you wanna do this rematch… But I’m not gonna speak to that.”

TK:

“I’ll take some time to think about it, but I just think it’d be a great match for the fans.”

Swerve:

“...It is what it is, but miss me with it altogether… listen man. That’s what you wanna do… I mean, you pay the bills man so you do what you gotta do… But don’t be surprised if somebody gets hurt. Are we done? Are we done?”

Keith Lee, nervously laughing:

“I’m not a part of that statement.”

This portion of the scrum ends abruptly.
Next up is Toni Storm, who has secured the AEW Interim Women’s world championship. Brief chatter about how the women in the locker room all feel devoted to helping each other and elevating each other as a whole, before a reporter asks:
“We’re in a situation now where we just saw Jon Moxley come off a run where he was an interim world champion, and he made his thoughts very clear about how he felt about the word ‘Interim’. How do you feel about that?”
Toni Storm:

“Yeah. It’s not ideal. Thunder Rosa says she’s injured… Okay. So when she says she’s not injured, she can come back and lose to me, and that’ll be the end of that.”

Tony Khan, laughing nervously:

“Well, that’s a… That’s a statement…”

A few questions allow the new champ to put over the depth of the locker room and how AEW has been very good to her after her career was in limbo. Then it circles back around to Thunder Rosa:

“We had formed kind of a friendship… But I want her to know that I’m not just going to sit in her corner and cheer for her and be her little friend… I didn’t come here to make friends. I’ll be cool. I’ll be civil. But when she comes back, I’m gonna whip her ass.”

Toni Storm’s portion wraps up.
At this point, the new trios champions – Kenny Omega, Nick Jackson, and Matt Jackson – should be arriving at the podium. Someone to the side alerts Tony Khan that it will be Chris Jericho coming up next instead. Tony looks surprised. He starts reading and responding to messages on his phone. A reporter randomly asks Tony about the contract tampering allegations, but he declines to comment on it. He stalls for about five minutes before Jericho gets to the podium.
After commenting on what a pleasure it was to finally wrestle against Brian Danielson and call a match on the fly (“there’s very few people in the world you can do that with”), Jericho takes a question from Nick Hausman:

“I asked Tony about this earlier this week… There was a mandatory backstage talent meeting that Tony confirmed happened. Reportedly you spoke at that meeting, Chris. Wondering if you could tell us what you said to the roster and what kind of advice you’re giving to talent… and to management… right now at this point in AEW?”

Jericho:

“The specifics don’t need to be discussed… and that was one of the things that was addressed: don’t leak shit that’s supposed to be private among us. My message is always to remind people how special AEW is and don’t take that for granted… I always want to remind guys, please don’t ruin or potentially ruin this amazing world that we’ve created.”

TK:

“We don’t want guys going into business for themselves… or girls…”

Jericho:

“We don’t. Where I came from, working for twenty years, with Vince… That would never happen [Note: it happened all the time…] and I’m trying to let people know we’re getting to the point where these things are unacceptable. We will start doing things that Tony would do in the NFL or at Fulham. We are a pro sports, multi-million dollar company with a huge contract, with another huge television contract coming up soon. A lot of guys don’t have that experience and don’t realize how special this is. So that’s what I try to do whenever I have them, and Tony has them… Now it’s just a little more frequent, just to remind everyone: stay on course… both guys and girls.”

Meltzer asks Jericho about having to constantly reinvent himself. Jericho says he’s not big on nostalgia, but tapping into the past and bringing up history always helps tell a compelling story:

“... We’re building a whole story around it. It fits in with the whole Heel-Jericho delusion: ‘I’ve found the fountain of youth! I’m better than ever! I’m the best wrestler in the world!’ I can say that stuff as a heel. It’s so funny: when I lose a match, it’s a great match. When I win? ‘Oh, 51-year-old Jericho is burying the young guys!’ So I can kinda use that. That intrigues me… That little kernel of truth, that I always like as a heel, that I can over blow to the point where people are like, ‘Shut the fuck up already, man!’... So let’s use that to our advantage, hide behind it…”

Tony Khan then recounts a story about how he had first seen Chris Jericho in person at an ECW show in 1996 in Chicago, the same show from which a photo was shown on Dynamite the week earlier when Jericho was the young Lionheart. He recounts how when Jericho left ECW, they chanted “You Sold Out!” He also mentions a sign he had at the ECW event that night: “Shane [Douglas] ♥️’s Shawn [Michaels]”, alluding to the famous grudge between those two men.
The story between Douglas and Michaels is notorious and quite relevant here.
“The Franchise” had originally been in WWE in 1990, where he made a name for himself filling in for the injured Michaels as Marty Janetty’s tag partner in The Rockers. Caring for his ailing father, Douglas stepped away from wrestling full-time but intermittently appeared for WCW, then ECW, where he finally became a top guy. When he returned to WWE in 1995, HBK and the rest of the Kliq had assumed nearly full control of backstage politics and were tyrannical in the locker room. Michaels invited Shane Douglas into the fold. Considering them childish, he declined. The rest of his tenure in WWE would be smothered after rejecting Michaels and The Kliq. HBK vowed never to do the job against him, and even faked an injury to avoid dropping the Intercontinental title to him. Douglas left the company the following year after Vince was infuriated that Douglas would not wrestle at Madison Square Garden, despite a doctor explicitly telling him that if he worked through his back injury it would risk paralysis.
The scrum moves on, and eventually Denise Salcedo asks Jericho about MJF’s return.
Jericho:

“I said to him, ‘When you come back, you’re going to be a babyface…’ and he said, ‘I don’t wanna be a babyface, I don’t know what I’m gonna do.' ...It’s easier to make people hate you than it is to make them like you. But once they start really hating you, that’s when they start really liking you. He’s almost at that point. That’s my prediction: he’s gonna be one of our top babyfaces, whether or not he wants to be, very, very soon… A game changer.”

At this point, the Jericho portion wraps up, and as he stands to leave he says something to Tony Khan, in a whisper, but very much able to be picked up on a live mic. What he said was either, “We gotta talk after” or “We called the cops”, but follow-ups to the local police department revealed no call was made so it is very likely the former. What’s indisputable is that he said “Some shit happened” directly in front of the cameras and the microphones. TK says to Jericho, “I’ll meet you in my office afterwards.” There is zero sense of urgency around anything as Jericho leaves thanking the press pool and Tony sits down to field his final questions.
A few “no comments” are issued to questions regarding WWE's alleged contract tampering as well as a proposed super-show with WWE. Tony Khan says he has good feelings toward WWE but they’re not exactly reciprocated, and from there he doesn’t comment any further.
A reporter asks:

“Leading up to All Out, there were unfortunately some reports that the AEW locker room and talent were facing some adversity… In comparison to a sports team, a big win usually pushes them over that threshold of challenges they were facing. With the overall success of tonight, do you think that will help the locker room overcome those roadblocks?”

Instead of taking this softball as it was pitched, TK leans into the premise:

“I think there’s still a lot of wrestlers in professional wrestling who don’t get along… now more than ever, those things are apparent. But I also think that the industry has thrived on creative tension for a long time. Yeah, you might say, what if it doesn’t manifest in a match right away? In the late 90s and early 2000s, which was the business, the interest, and the general peak of pro wrestling in many ways… There was certainly a big group of pro wrestlers who didn’t like each other. A lot of times they weren’t even in the same companies and they would rip each other, and it wasn’t gonna produce a match… But that is what we produce, is wrestling matches…
There’s a lot of matches between people who don’t get along and it’s not always an easy road to get people in the ring. But when you can get people in the ring to settle their differences, it’s really exciting. And there’s a lot of people… some people even here have gone out and blatantly slammed me in public. I have a pretty calm demeanor… I’m willing to put up with a lot of abuse… but there’s only so much knocking me and slamming me I can put up with. On the other hand, I will do what’s right for business when I have to…”

Brandon Thurston asks him about the business aspect of the weekend, and Tony admits it was challenging with a lot of direct competition, some of it seemingly targeted directly to hit the AEW bottom line. Then, Tony’s general tone shifts he legit cuts a promo:

“I have to face the competition out there. When I compare myself to Jim Crockett promotions… This weekend, I think, I got a taste of the same medicine Jim Crockett promotions took. But I have a lot more fucking money than Jim Crockett did. I’m not gonna sit back and take this fucking shit.”

Probably the most uncharacteristic thing I have ever heard Tony Khan say.
The next question centers on the start of the scrum:

“You see without a doubt your biggest star, your biggest mainstream attraction… He goes off the rails a bit toward your EVPs and another of your big young stars. You, as the leader of the ship, how do you diffuse the situation?”

Tony Khan:

“That is a dicey situation. It is contentious and frankly challenging. But, I have to do what’s best for the sake of the company. Everybody you’re talking about are great wrestlers with big reputations… Some of them have been around from the beginning of the company. Some have been around for about a year now… The fact is, these are people that drive revenue, and they help create jobs for everyone. I’m not gonna comment on what you heard here tonight, but like I said earlier this week… It’s no secret that a lot of professional wrestlers don’t like each other. Now it’s probably more out in the open than it’s been in a while. But I don’t think that’s a bad thing for the pro wrestling business given the product that we produce: matches.”

The next reporter asks about the ongoing role of The Elite within the company and Tony puts them over as invaluable assets in putting together and organizing the shows, as well as mentoring younger talent and helping to grow revenue streams.
Before Tony wraps up the scrum, he singles out a young man in the press pool to ask a question. The young man asks about CM Punk’s dog, Larry, who had ran out in front of the crowd earlier.

“... Well… Larry is a live wire… he got a taste of the live crowd… I thought he had a good time. When he arrived, he seemed like he was in good spirits.”

Tony then leaves the podium.
In the coming hours, news would steadily emerge from backstage. As the story goes, the EVPs of All Elite Wrestling went to CM Punk’s locker room accompanied by Megha Parekh, AEW’s Chief Legal Officer and Director of Human Resources, along with Christopher Daniels, Fallen Angel and Manager of Talent Relations.
While in the locker room, CM Punk punched Matt Jackson, a chair hit Nick Jackson in the eye, and Ace Steel bit Kenny Omega on the arm. Larry the Dog was in peril also, later seen being carried by Megha away from the area. Brandon Cutler, Pat Buck, and Michael Nakazawa were all present. At some point Chris Jericho made his way to Punk to tell him he was a cancer to the locker room and detrimental to the company as a whole, only to be told in turn that it was none of Jericho’s business and he should leave. Aside from Megha, all parties present (aside from Jericho who arrived late) were immediately placed on paid administrative leave, pending investigation.
News dropped quickly that Punk would be out for six-to-eight months regardless of anything else due to his torn triceps suffered that night in the main event.
Aside from the injury, none of this has been 100% confirmed. None of these details exist on any official record. All accounts are, at best, third-hand information. The facts of the story changed wildly from the first 48 hours to the first two weeks, with absurd initial claims such as the Young Bucks (super)kicking down the door to Punk’s locker and Larry losing teeth in the maelstrom. To this day, no one other than those present know with any degree of certainty what happened inside that room.
But what happened outside that room was a remarkable shattering of perception about CM Punk, the Elite, but most importantly, AEW itself. In the immediate aftermath, massive fans such as myself couldn’t help but feel as if something was taken away from us. In the months since, so much has been made of getting AEW back to the old days, regaining that old feeling that made us fall in love at the beginning. We want to go back to what Jericho called the “amazing world” created by everyone at AEW, but none more so than by the Elite.
How could CM Punk so grossly and directly attack the founders and shapers of this company which, up to then, was widely hailed as the only place a wrestler would want to be? I thought back to the very last thing said to AEW cameras by Cody Rhodes, a founder whose absence loomed large that night in Chicago. A lot of people don’t realize his final words in AEW weren’t those uttered by a ladder, inside a ring where he famously claimed credit for construction of the Forbidden Door. No, it was in the bowels of the arena after his unification match with Sammy Guevara, over eight months before All Out… There, he talked about how proud he was of everything he had helped to build. Fighting back tears, he talked about how he would never feel more at home than he does in an AEW ring. “It’s Paradise, right?”
… Paradise.
Paradise… Paradise… Paradise Lost… The Fall of Man… Snake in the Garden…
Oh, enough already! I’m grasping at straws to find some connection that can't exist. How would a guy whose contract expired at the end of 2021 be even remotely connected to stuff throughout the next year and culminated on 9/4/22?
Huh... 9… 4… 2+2… 944?
What was it that I noticed back in Part Two?

June 27, 2011: Punk delivers his landmark Pipebomb promo in WWE.
He would ultimately leave WWE and professional wrestling altogether 944 days later.
On January 1, 2019: All Elite Wrestling is founded.
944 days later, tickets for Rampage: The First Dance sell out within minutes.

Okay. But still, what does any of that really have to do with The Elite, in particular Cody? Hell, if anything Cody might be more inclined to side with Punk than the Elite. His history with Punk went back all the way to 2007 and they worked shows together for the next seven years. Both guys left WWE with similar frustrations. Cody would certainly know what it’s like dealing with the Bucks… From Cody’s last match in WWE to the creation of AEW, he was tied at the hip with Nick & Matt Jackson. As soon as he hit the indies, he linked up with them and many other AEW stalwarts in Reseda, California. You can learn a lot about people in…
Huh. That’s interesting.
May 16, 2016: Cody’s last match in WWE.
December 16, 2018: Cody’s last match before signing with AEW.
... 944 days.
Well, that’s actually pretty wild. These guys must have a really firm grasp on the history of their careers to line up Easter eggs like that. But really, that’s all they are: Easter eggs. The Elite and Punk are all famous trolls, so they may have been hoping some obsessive fool like myself would catch on and get pulled into the rabbit hole.
The trail stops at All Out, though. We can’t go into the future and see what happens 944 days from that media scrum, and the paths of most people involved in Brawl Out seem so divergent it’d be impossible to predict with any sort of accuracy. Punk is sidelined indefinitely, perhaps permanently. Kenny and the Bucks are back in action but their contract situations have started bubbling up in dirtsheets, so we can assume Hangman won’t be far behind in those rumors.
Meanwhile over in WWE, Cody Rhodes is sitting pretty. He’s getting massive cheers the AEW fanbase refused him toward the end, when his vision lost alignment with ours. Each passing day he climbs toward a mountain top of his own. In less than two weeks from now he will go to WrestleMania and try to overcome the most impenetrable obstacle in that company: the Bloodline.
If Cody succeeds at WrestleMania, his personal story would have a crowning achievement nearly every wrestler in history would envy. The fact that he bet on himself so many times and always won is remarkable. He’ll look even better considering the stains and scars imposed on “Paradise” after his departure. Maybe he could’ve helped avoid the embarrassment of All Out, but we’ll never know and that’s not for him to dwell upon. His primary focus should be on the Tribal Chief and stopping that historic reign in its tracks at...

... 944 days.

PART FIVE WILL EXAMINE THE FALLOUT FROM BRAWL OUT, THE CORONATION OF MJF, RIPPLE EFFECTS ACROSS PROMOTIONS, AND SPECULATE ON THE FUTURE…
I AM TAKING A DEEP, DEEP DIVE INTO ELITE LORE... SO IT’S GONNA TAKE A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF WORK AND MIGHT NOT BE HERE QUICKLY, BUT I THANK YOU FOR STICKING WITH ME THIS FAR AND I HOPE YOU’LL STAY ONBOARD FOR THE END OF THE RIDE!

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2023.03.22 18:00 raredontstare Kathleen, the little girl with Huntington's harassed by her neighbors, had her big day at the toy store.

I am NOT OP. Original post by multiple accounts across multiple subreddits
Fun Fact to hide spoilers on mobile - Blood Falls is a waterfall of vibrant red water that oozes out of Antarctica's Taylor Glacier. Its unique color is due to iron salts seeping out of the ice that turn red when exposed to oxygen. The falls are home to microbes that can survive extreme conditions, with no light or oxygen.
trigger warnings: Bullying, Childhood illness/death
mood spoilers: Heartbreaking

POST -1 - 8th October 2010
Entitled - OMFG: Dying Girl, 7, Taunted by Neighbors in Trenton (WATCH THE VIDEO). Link to Fox Detroit News was posted on videos by u/iamstephen ^{now unavailable}
The bullying incident from News Report
Back in late 2010, 33-year-old Jennifer Petkov, who lived on the same block as Kathleen's family, allegedly began cyberbullying the little girl.
On a Facebook page under Petkov's name, there were images of Kathleen's mother, Laura, in the arms of the Grim Reaper and Kathleen above a set of crossbones. Neighbors also accused Petkov and her husband Scott of building a coffin, putting it on their truck and driving past the Edward home, honking the horn.
When asked by a reporter from Detroit television station WJBK why she posted the photos, Jennifer Petkov said it was for "personal satisfaction" and because it upset the child's grandmother. At the time, the two were locked in a longstanding feud that Kathleen's grandmother said involved Petkov's being upset because she believed her children weren't invited to a birthday party the grandmother threw.
The little girl's plight attracted attention around the world, and social media pages attacking Petkov sprang up online. The Petkovs also allegedly received death threats and had eggs thrown at their house. Jennifer Petkov later apologized to the Edward family, telling a local newspaper her actions were "ignorant."
In February 2011, the news web site MLive.com reported that Petkov pleaded guilty to assaulting another neighbor and as part of a plea deal, agreed to serve 18 months probation and was ordered to move out of her house and stay away from the neighbor as well as undergo a psychological evaluation.
At the time the news of the bullying broke, mental health experts told ABCNews.com that without knowing more about the Petkovs, it's difficult to say exactly why the couple behaved the way they did. The experts believe there could be a variety of reasons for their behavior, including poor conflict resolution skills, a lack of moral development and the desire to bully.

Redditors soon set up a donation drive to treat Kathleen to a special day.

POST -2 - 8th October 2010 by famous reddit philanthropist u/hmasing on reddit.com
REDDIT: I own a toy store near the 7-year old being taunted by her neighbors...

CURRENT DONATION STATUS: ~$19,500 HOLY FRIJOLES!
9:39PM EST 9th October: Yay! The awesome people at Flying Pig Games are donating 25 (I think) copies of their great card game Juke'em Football on Kathleen's behalf. This will be a perfect game for some of the older kids at the children's hospital that are going to benefit from Kathleen's sharing. I expect other toy and game manufacturers are going to start stepping up when they hear about what we are doing. Thanks, Jeff and crew at Flying Pig Games! You are beyond awesome.
8:16AM EST 10th October: http://www.perfectionlimousine.com has come through and indicated they will take care of any transportation needs we have. If any of you need a 200 foot long hummer, you know who to call!
1:30PM EST 10th October: My friend Beau, president of Corolle Dolls (really amazing and very high quality baby dolls) has committed to donating dolls for Kathleen and other kids we are helping with this cause. Geau Beau! You rock. Plus, your dolls are awesome - and smell like vanilla!
8:02PM EST 10th October: Since I am meeting with the family tomorrow, I am having my bookkeeper cut a check made out to them for $823.08 - 10% of all the total donations to date, the amount I promised I would personally donate (any profits on sales we may have made). As additional donations come in, I will ask her to keep track and make sure that a consistent 10% is sent to the family. I also picked out three awesome gifts (which I am paying for - not from the donations) to take over to Kathleen and her two younger siblings tomorrow when we meet. I'll be sure to get photos, and with the family's permission, post them here. Since Kathleen has been on the news and her photo is out there, I am hopeful that we can get a photo of her with a huge smile on her face with her grandma and father for all of you. Get your onions ready, people. My eight-year old daughter has asked to come along for the meeting, and we'll take her. She has committed to being Kathleen's 'personal shopping assistant' at our store and showing her all the cool stuff. I am blown away by how much my own kids have stepped up to this. My son (10) brought me all the bills and coins from his secret stash (which he was using to save up for a Nintendo 3DS, I might add - I suspect one will make its way in to his hands anyway, since I know Santa personally being in the biz) and asked that we use it for Kathleen, and my daughter who couldn't save a penny if she tried found $2 in her desk to donate. This is so humbling. Thanks, all.
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5:57PM EST 11th October:
Look who has a special message for you, reddit!
Thank You Reddit Post
The photo set was taken today when we went to visit her family. What a tremendous family - genuine, sweet, loving, and such nice people. We brought a few gifts for the kids, but the BIG EVENT is on Thursday! Kathleen is coming to Ann Arbor (about an hour away from her house) by luxury limo - donated by Perfection Limousine, shopping 'til she drops at our toy store to get anything she wants, no limits. Then we are taking her over to the children's hospital where she will be donating hundreds of toys to sick kids there in her name, and to lunch at Carson's American Bistro (http://theeoburger.com/carsons_web/pages/carsons.html). Turns out Kathleen likes steak and watermelon, so that's what she is going to get. (I'll try to get some bacon on that steak for her, because... Mmmmmm. Bacon...)
Fox 2 will be coming along for the trip, and photos will be taken by everyone who can. Any nearby redditors are encourage to be at our store at 9:30 to cheer and applaud and welcome Kathleen and her family. Bring signs of encouragement, posters, banners, throw rose petals, whatever it takes to make her a princess! All in good tase, of course.
I didn't know this beforehand, but Fox 2 showed up during our visit today as well and interviewed everyone. Kathleen was way to occupied playing with my daughter (who is in the picture with her), but she did want to say hi to everyone and say thank you. The best part? I got a hug from her. And from her grandma. Her father and I shared a manly handshake and an acknowledging grunt. :-)
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7:14AM 14th October: Sorry I've been head's down getting this all organized. The story hit the AP wire yesterday, and things have exploded here. THANK YOU ALL, and I am sure you will all be represented in spirit by the redditors that can attend at 9:30 when Kathleen arrives.
5:10PM 14th October: ##Best. Day. Evar.##
When I was getting my goodbye hug (and trust me, she hugged me like crazy), I whispered in Kathleen's ear and asked her, "Sweetheart, what was the best part of the day?" She thought for a moment, and whispered back... "Ponies." She smiled as she put her head on my shoulder. Fsckin' eh, Reddit. You guys made this happen. Good has prevailed here. In addition to Kathleen coming along, her friend Calley joined us - Calley also has Juvenile Huntington's Disease and is fairly advanced. She's 11, but honestly with the disease comes across more as about 4 or 5 in her cognitive ability. She told me, "You're my best friend" (which, apparently, she tells everyone who is nice to her), but also declared me as "Silly!" - which I call a win.
Thank you all. Pictures forthcoming, but right now I am going to collapse and take a nap.
I'll tease you with these two pictures:
Photos from her big day
Video of her big day
Another photo set from the big day - ^Unavailable
Kathleen enjoying ice cream after lunch - ^Unavailable
Kathleen feeding the cows at the Domino's Farms Petting Zoo (right before the PONIES!) - ^Unavalable
Here's the cake made by my dear friend Tanya Luz - ^Unavailable
More pics - ^Unvailable
9:20AM 23rd October: Photos of the big day! on FB
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Send cards and well wishes to: (Our warehouse)

Kathleen c/o Hans Masing Tree Town Toys 740 Phoenix Drive Ann Arbor, MI.48108

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Days account by fellow Redditor
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UPDATE a little more than year later

POST - 3 - 12th January 2012 by u/hmasing in news
Kathleen Edward, the bullied, sick little girl that Reddit helped with shopping spree and princess day in 2010, lost her battle against Juvenile Huntington's Disease last night at 9:45PM EST. http://weloveyoukathleen.com/
She put up an amazing fight and had everyone she loved around her when she passed away. Thank you, Reddit, for helping make this little girl part of my life. Her family sends their thanks and gratitude for your support.
IMPORTANT EDIT
I went to Kathleen visitation today (1/13/12) and expressed the condolences of the Reddit community and the world to the dad and family. They won't admit it, but the cost of the funeral seems to be set to crush the family financially. If anyone cares to donate to help with the funeral expenses, please do so. I have a paypal link set up on this page, and will ensure that all funds donated there make it to the family for the funeral costs. I hate to ask for more help for these guys, but with the national media chasing this story and the number of people from the area coming to the viewing and funeral tomorrow this is not a cheap affair. Thank you one and all for anything you can spare! And thank you all who have already donated.
EDIT:
Since this has now hit the press, I suppose it's OK to share some of the background. Kathleen fell a few days ago, and split her scalp on a door frame. She could barely walk or talk due to the HD, but she always had smiles for everyone. She needed a few staples apparently to hold the skin together. She got an infection, and that was the last straw. She went pretty quickly after that. She was so tiny due to the HD, and was already pretty weak. Her dad called me last night about 10:20pm to tell me, and I knew immediately when I saw the caller ID what the call was before I answered. He was, of course, completely and totally a wreck. He thanked me for everything I'd done for the family - and I want to pass on to reddit that I didn't really do anything - you guys did. So, the thanks goes to so many of you.
IF YOU WANT TO HELP: http://www.hdsa.org/how-you-can-help/donate/index.html

Reminder - I am not the original poster.

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2023.03.22 16:37 SleeplessFromSundown My Stint as a Fire Lookout - I Try to Escape

Part 4
I pulled the other radio from my backpack. I called the Station. They answered immediately. It was Hitch, the Ranger who led me up the first day.
“I have an emergency,” I said.
“Is there a fire?” Hitch asked.
“No. Martina, from Lookout 1, something attacked her.”
“Where is she now?”
“It took her into the forest.”
“Is this a joke Tom?”
“What? Why would you think that?”
“You made a report this morning, the death of a hiker. Burning red eyes, but not a bear.”
“It was the same thing. Except there are two now.”
“Ok. I’m going to get Martina on the line.”
The radio went silent. An eternity passed. I scanned the forest. Ripples of warm air rose up into the sky. Nothing else stirred.
“Ok Tom, we have no patience for this type of thing.”
“What are you talking about?”
“We spoke to Martina and she’s fine.”
“That’s impossible. They attacked her. I watched it happen.”
“You know there’s a waiting list to get in a lookout tower. I can have you replaced within a week.”
“Replace me today. Get up here and drag me down off the mountain.”
“We told you this morning that we can’t get up there on account of the fog.”
“The fog is gone. It’s clear skies.”
An audible sigh came through the radio. “The fog coupled with the weather warning the met office just issued means no one is going up the mountain today.”
“Are you insane? What weather? There isn’t a cloud in the sky.”
“Listen to me carefully. You are going to watch for fires. There’s lighting and high winds on the way. When it has blown through we can get someone up there to replace you. In the meantime stay in your lookout and keep this channel clear unless there is a real emergency.”
“I’m not in my lookout.”
“Where are you?”
“Lookout 3.”
“Where is Callum?”
I ran another eye over the inside of the lookout. Furniture and paper strewn across the floor, like a bomb had gone off. And still the smell of burning.
“No one is here.”
“Why are you there?”
I almost answered and then put the radio down. I’m at Lookout 3 because a fairy of some sort led me here through the fog. And then the fog lifted and the fairy disintegrated before my eyes. That would go down well.
Was this a dream? I grabbed the necklace the woman threw onto the deck before she evaporated into the wind. The points of the triangle left indents in my palm. That was real.
I picked up the other radio.
“Martina? Can you hear me?”
A man’s voice. Roger. “If you want to live, get back to your own lookout. The forest is about to burn.” In the background Martina made a muffled cry.
“Don’t hurt her.”
“There’s no stopping this now.”
The radio crackled and then went dead. I shouted into it until my throat was sore, but there was nothing more from Roger or Martina. I looked down at the base of the elevated structure. Unlike the barren peak at Lookout 2, up here the trees grew at the top. There was a well maintained clearing around the base of the structure, but in high wind could a fire spread far and fast enough to light the structure? The image of hot and red flames played in my head, so real I almost felt the heat. I had to get out of here.
I opened the door to the lookout and a wave of hot air shifted my weight onto my heels. The windows rattled. I put one foot onto the deck and remembered my backpack. The hot air followed me inside and picked up loose sheets of paper and pushed them against the windows. I grasped my backpack and straightened and came eye to eye with one of the sheets of paper stuck to the glass. The same hand written script that filled the pages of the book bound in black.
What the hell?
I put the backpack down and gathered up as much of the paper as I could. A couple of sheets beat me out the door and fluttered into the trees. I took the stack and dumped it down on the circular map in the middle of the lookout. I rifled through the pages, looking for some clue to unravel all this. There could be a clue in here that could help me get off this mountain alive. The woman in blue had told me I had to see what was in this lookout. This could be it.
Unintelligible script filled the pages. Geometric shapes overlapped with the writing. The same crap written in the book I found on the shelf of my lookout. This was useless. And then something else. I pulled out the page from the stack. What looked like a map.
I traced my finger over it. A series of curved lines, sometimes close together and sometimes far apart. I remembered enough from geography class to recognise contour lines. Two peaks and an elevated ridge. I threw the rest of the pages on the floor and compared the map to the larger disc map on the contraption to pinpoint fires. They matched. The two peaks were my lookout and this one. The ridge line was where Martina’s lookout stood. And the valley in between.
Deep in the valley, down at the lowest point was a black splotch. It occupied the exact centre of the page. I found the same spot on the bigger map, offset from the middle but not far off. In tiny lettering beside it read the word ‘cave’.
I went to the window and searched the forest for the place. Tracing a line between this lookout and Martina’s, I got a rough bearing on it. The trees parted slightly, but from this far away I could not see a cave. I picked up the binoculars and trained them on the spot. The trees hid whatever was down there. A shimmer of warm air rose between the trees, like the hot exhaust from a jet engine. That’s where they were. That’s where they took Martina. It had to be. But why?
Is this what the woman in blue wanted me to see? A low rumble rose above the sound of the wind and the rattle of the windows. A thin band of purple climbed above the western horizon and flashed. Lightning. The storm was on its way. If there was anything else up here to find, I wasn’t going to wait around and look for it.
I stuffed the map in my backpack and zipped it up and stumbled out the door. The adrenaline turned my legs rigid and I almost fell down the stairs. I grabbed the rail and shouted at myself to calm down. I ran in the direction of my lookout and came to the charred remains of the burnt out tree. The trunk ended abruptly at the top, a headless remnant of what it once was. And then I noticed something strange. The trunk had a hollow interior, like a giant black pipe sticking out of the ground.
I ran a palm over the rough exterior, black soot sticking to my skin. When I got to the triangle carved into the trunk I applied pressure. The charred bark cracked. I used both hands now, smashing the butt of my hand against the burnt wood. The bark splintered and a triangle shaped wedge fell came loose. I put my eye to the opening. The tree was hollow from top to bottom. It was the strangest thing. I wondered if the tree out the back of my lookout was the same. As far as I knew, trees did not grow with hollow insides.
I set off at a jog back towards my lookout. I had resolved to get off the mountain and beg a rescue team to come up and save Martina. Between the coming storm and Roger’s warning that the forest would burn, I had no interest in hanging around. The creature had taken Rebecca the hiker, and then two had taken Martina. But if I were right, they were down at the cave in the valley marked on the map. I had to be fast. I had to stay ahead of them or they would do to me as they had done to the hiker. I shuddered.
First stop was my lookout. It was on the way back to the Ranger Station and I could grab the rest of my things. I’d take down the black book of strange script too and show the Rangers. Let them tell me I’m crazy when confronted with evidence of the weird things going on up here.
Despite going downhill, I was soon puffing and spluttering. The infection in my chest had not yet cleared and my insides burned. I pulled the straps on the backpack to stop it slamming against my back as I hurdled fallen branches.
Near the bottom my right shoe slipped on a stray tuft of fern just as I readied to leap over the desiccated remains of a fallen tree. My balance thrown, I failed to get my left leg up in time and it caught on a branch sticking up from the tree. Pain shot through my ankle as it twisted into an unnatural position before the branch finally cracked under the pressure exerted by my falling body.
I cried out as I slammed shoulder first onto the forest floor. I lay there panting, my left leg dangling in the air. A terrible heat filled the ankle joint. I rubbed it with my hands and then rolled and got to my knees. The ankle was cooked and I knew it.
In high school I spent a season on the football team; in part because I loved the game and also in an attempt to raise my social standing. To the surprise of everyone I hadn’t performed badly and made a valuable contribution or two. That was until the last game of the season, a knockout fixture. I rolled my ankle barely two minutes into the game and, stupidly, stayed out on the field. While the injured ankle is still warm it works for a while and then the swelling and the bruising comes and the hobbling begins. It was at the start of the hobble phase that I missed a tackle. We lost the game and there was plenty of blame to throw around, and I copped more than my fair share.
I looked up the slope leading to my lookout. If I hustled it would be forty five minutes to the top, a hard slog uphill. I put some weight on my left leg and winced. I had to move now, the pain was only going to get worse.
Going uphill is infinitely harder than running on a flat patch of grass on a twisted ankle. All the grip comes through the toes and places stress on the joint. I started going up sideways to at least keep my foot in a neutral position.
Sweat poured down my face. The forest trapped the heat and the air was warm and suffocating. My throat burned. I needed water. Thunder rumbled low in the distance. I could not see the horizon through the trees, but it sounded closer than before. I pushed everything else from my mind and focussed only on the next painful step.
The radio crackled. I shook my torso trying to set the backpack free. Sweat soaked my shirt and made everything sticky. I overbalanced and tumbled to the ground. I freed myself of the straps and pulled the radio free.
“Tom? Tom?” The voice was a whisper. Martina.
I whispered in response. “I’m here.”
“He’s coming.”
“What?”
“He’s coming for you.”
A clattering noise came through the radio and then it went dead.
“Martina? Martina?”
No response. I groaned and got to my feet, exhausted and dehydrated and sore. The first step on the twisted ankle shot pain right up my leg and I almost collapsed back to the ground. I looked ahead, the roof of my lookout poked up above the peak. I was close. Was I close enough?
The rising slope of the peak became the long hallway at my high school. Lockers pushed up against the wall. Doors with glass windows to the classrooms. In my memories that hallway is empty aside from him and me. In truth there were kids everywhere, but they were unimportant. He yelled out down the hallway. Winslow! He was already running. I slammed shut the locker and went. I skidded and slipped on the polished tiles. That time I almost made it, almost. In sight of sanctuary a violent tug on my backpack and I went down. The blows burst through my defences. I covered my head. Tears flowed. Now the other kids fill in the blank spaces. They laugh and taunt. Waterworks Winslow.
Somewhere behind me a branch cracked. I turned back and it is the forest once more. I searched the trees for the sign of movement. My ankle is almost shot. All the force driving me up the slope towards the lookout comes from my good right leg. The left leg is nothing more than a prop keeping me upright.
I look back up and stop dead in my tracks. Above me on the slope stands the creature I saw take Rebecca. One of the things that abducted Martina. It looked a version of human, the body and limbs and head in the right proportion. But the skin was ash-grey and smooth, like the surface of pottery hardened in a kiln. Its eyes burned red. It radiated heat, the air shimmering off its shoulders.
“You’re coming with me.”
The voice of a man. I did not recognise it. A notion had worked its way into my head, that this thing hunting in the forest was in fact Roger, the missing man from my lookout. But this was not Roger’s voice. I had heard Roger through the radio, and even though a radio can distort a voice, this was so different in pitch that it could not belong to Roger. That left one option. Callum. The occupant of Lookout 3.
I turned and shuffled down the slope. He laughed. He laughed with the same derision as those bullies in high school.
I reached up and grabbed a low hanging branch. I yanked it hard until it splintered and broke off and provided a weapon of sorts. I pointed the branch up the slope and swung it back and forth. This only elicited more laughter.
He sprung downwards and gripped the end of the branch. The muscles in my arms tensed and I pulled back. His face broke into a hideous smile, the teeth the same grey as the skin. With a single pull of unnatural strength he yanked the branch from my hands.
For a moment I stood on the slope, exposed and defenceless. And then I ran. My ankle screamed with pain, but I ran. I whimpered under my breath, waiting for a pull at my backpack to confirm that my assailant had caught up to me. I anticipated the feeling of helplessness and for the world to beat me down one more time.
It was not a pull of the backpack that stopped my flight. I heard the whoosh before a tree branch crashed into the side of my head. The impact set off a flash before my eyes and then everything went black.
An explosive crack of thunder flicked the lights back on inside my head. I blinked a haze of blurred green into focus. The canopy of the forest and between it jagged slivers of blue sky. My head lifted and smacked back down on the forest floor. My shirt rode up and formed a twisted mess around my shoulder blades. I looked to my feet, elevated and ahead. The smooth and grey skin of Callum. He dragged me through the forest, down towards the cave. He was taking me to Roger.
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★ Gut Knife Freehand FT, B/O: $92

★ Gut Knife Urban Masked FT, B/O: $82

★ StatTrak™ Gut Knife Rust Coat BS, B/O: $93

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★ Shadow Daggers Fade FN, B/O: $258

★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $165

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel FT, B/O: $82

★ Shadow Daggers Bright Water FT, B/O: $82

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel WW, B/O: $80

★ Shadow Daggers Rust Coat BS, B/O: $74

★ StatTrak™ Shadow Daggers Marble Fade FN, B/O: $186

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★ Classic Knife Slaughter MW, B/O: $311

★ StatTrak™ Classic Knife Stained BS, B/O: $163

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★ Talon Knife Slaughter MW, B/O: $605

★ Talon Knife Scorched MW, B/O: $290

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★ Ursus Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $405

★ Ursus Knife Night Stripe MW, B/O: $162

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★ Paracord Knife Stained WW, B/O: $125

★ Paracord Knife Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $97

★ Paracord Knife Safari Mesh FT, B/O: $96

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★ Navaja Knife Safari Mesh FT, B/O: $71

★ Navaja Knife Scorched WW, B/O: $71

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★ Nomad Knife Fade FN, B/O: $1015

★ Skeleton Knife, B/O: $909

★ Bowie Knife Boreal Forest MW, B/O: $106

★ Survival Knife Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $97

GLOVES

★ Driver Gloves Crimson Weave FT, B/O: $335

★ Driver Gloves King Snake BS, B/O: $270

★ Driver Gloves Lunar Weave WW, B/O: $113

★ Driver Gloves Overtake WW, B/O: $88

★ Driver Gloves Overtake BS, B/O: $67

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★ Moto Gloves Transport MW, B/O: $171

★ Moto Gloves Polygon BS, B/O: $137

★ Moto Gloves Transport WW, B/O: $71

★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company BS, B/O: $62

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★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono WW, B/O: $1027

★ Specialist Gloves Tiger Strike FT, B/O: $654

★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT, B/O: $295

★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander FT, B/O: $277

★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web FT, B/O: $275

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★ Sport Gloves Slingshot FT, B/O: $796

★ Sport Gloves Amphibious BS #2, B/O: $699

★ Sport Gloves Omega FT, B/O: $656

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★ Broken Fang Gloves Unhinged BS, B/O: $60

WEAPONS

AK-47 Case Hardened BS, B/O: $130

AK-47 Bloodsport MW, B/O: $79

AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76

AK-47 Bloodsport FT, B/O: $70

AK-47 Neon Rider MW, B/O: $60

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AWP Fade FN, B/O: $864

AWP BOOM MW, B/O: $84

AWP Containment Breach FT, B/O: $69

AWP Wildfire FT, B/O: $59

AWP Chromatic Aberration FN, B/O: $59

StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $65

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Desert Eagle Blaze FN, B/O: $565

Desert Eagle Printstream FN, B/O: $155

Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption FN, B/O: $58

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M4A1-S Icarus Fell FN, B/O: $414

M4A1-S Printstream MW, B/O: $204

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M4A4 Poseidon FN, B/O: $1402

M4A4 The Emperor FN, B/O: $152

M4A4 Asiimov WW, B/O: $97

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USP-S Kill Confirmed MW, B/O: $65

USP-S Printstream FT, B/O: $69

StatTrak™ USP-S Kill Confirmed FT, B/O: $123

StatTrak™ USP-S Neo-Noir FN, B/O: $106

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AUG Flame Jörmungandr FN, B/O: $218

P2000 Ocean Foam FN, B/O: $139

Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike MW, B/O: $81

CZ75-Auto Emerald Quartz MW, B/O: $61

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