Seem to be sticking to their guns about what they said, just covering their own backs trying to justify everything...
Article in question
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Dear Audience Member
Thank you for getting in touch about our article Why are doctors demanding the biggest pay rise?
We felt it was important to scrutinise the BMA pay claims just as we would scrutinise government announcements or the performance of the NHS, particularly when this is the biggest pay claim in the public sector and the strike is the biggest ever in the history of the NHS by doctors.
The argument put forward is also more complicated than those from other unions, who have not based their pay claims on what has happened over the past 15 years.
A number of readers subsequently raised objections with our analysis, many of which focused on the same broader points, such as objecting to the fact that the article referred to pay rise and not pay restoration (and complaining this was presented as a fringe view) or suggesting that we did not point to years of below-inflation pay rises.
Pay restoration is of course the term used by the BMA but the mechanism for achieving that is a pay rise. We think it is both fair and accurate to describe it to readers in this way.
We do explain in the article that the BMA is calling for pay restoration and we set out their arguments for this (the 26% cut seen since 2008).
On the second issue, this is a point which was explained in the article, which included a graph showing how pay had fallen both in terms of RPI and CPI.
In terms of the prevalence of this view, we detail the rise of the Doctors Vote supporters in the BMA as we felt this was an important part of the story. Those standing on a Doctors Vote platform now have a significant number of seats on both the BMA council and junior doctors committee:
'The group began spreading its message via social media - and, within months, its supporters had won 26 of the 69 voting seats on the BMA ruling council, and 38 of the 68 on its junior doctor committee.'
Doctors Vote is a campaign to achieve the very things the BMA is now calling for – pay restoration. Before this change in membership, the BMA was not involved in an industrial dispute on this issue.
But the article goes to make the point that the idea of pay restoration has gained traction with the wider membership by detailing the turnout in the strike ballot:
'Dr Laurenson [from the BMA] says. "We reflect the vast majority of doctors," he adds, pointing to the mandate from the wider BMA junior doctor membership - 77% voted and of those, 98% backed strike action.'
We also detailed how junior doctors had lost ground compared to other roles – again there was a chart showing this.
Readers also suggested that the use of extra payments to show doctor salaries was unfair, although the first chart details both average basic pay alongside the average extra payments doctors receive at each pay point.
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Hi everyone,
Ive been very frustrated with dynamic groups. So far ive used SCCM to limit the scope just by keeping it set to Pilot in the Co-Management settings and using collections with queries to control what gets uploaded.
Edit: why am I doing this? To ensure no servers are uploaded and while the Intune policies are not supposed to apply, it's still questionable and some policies make note that they do apply to Server 2008 and up. Also what if in the future they announce support for servers and then we don't filter that at a later date? OS based on filters on OS version are not good either due to Server 2019 matching version 10.0.1.X which is the same as Windows 10.
Next up, when trying to create different rings using dynamic collections it doesnt like if a system has more than 1 membership with a ring associated to it. I cant easily define a ring by an app thats installed or by a group of people dynamically. Especially when they are deprecating OU. I understand nested groups is *coming* but only in the additive state.
With that said I can create manual groups but ill have to review them each month to make sure I have an appropriate number of systems in the group that are active. (based on system reimages/replacements/offboardings/onboardings etc).
With that, we cannot currently do a negate/exclude in a dynamic group with another group? How are we to manage groups in Intune with the serious lack of functionality compared to SCCM?
How does everyone else do it?
Thanks

Hi everybody,
I'm doing some research into how golfers of all varieties get to grips with their stats and would really appreciate any feedback y'all have on if/how you do this. The link is a super quick 10 question, multiple choice survey and would massively help me to understand the game and the mindset of different types of players.
Google Form
Happy to publish results if anybody is interested and will happily answer any questions. Thanks!
Edit: Re-posted with a Google form because Survey Monkey want the equivalent of an annual club membership to view more than 10 responses.

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Long post ahead, feel free to skip to the interesting parts or read it all the way through :)

My background

I started playing chess at the beginning of COVID, just like many others. I never really studied it actively but I was fortunate enough to have a fairly good intuition, I reached 2000 Lichess rapid in just two years after starting. By never really studying I actually mean it, I've studied basically no endgames at all, completed an embarrassingly low number of puzzles and have a worse puzzle rush score than some 1600s. The only real studying I've done is openings, and only those that I play actively while trying to avoid main lines.
I had never played anything longer than 10+0 online before joining my local chess club this January and participating in their 5+0 OTB Blitz nights. After getting to know some people there they really opened my eyes to how I'm actually not that terrible and encouraged me to play my first rated tournament. Which I did, early this month. It was a rapid tournament (rapid and classical affect the same national rating in my country) and I did quite well, scoring 3/5 points (and almost held a draw against a master, I was an exchange up for a pawn but time pressure caught to me since, as I said, I know no endgames at all). I got a rating of near 1800, which made me want to play more rated tournaments.

The tournament & its format

I heard of the tournament super late, only joined it two days prior, so I had no real time to prepare. The tournament consisted of four games over the weekend, time control being 90 minutes for the first 40 moves + 30 minutes after, with a 30 second increment starting from move 1. The pairings were based on a weird system where your rating "changes" after every round and your new opponent is the one closes to your changing Elo. I don't know if this system has any name in English, please do tell if it exists! This system basically guarantees that I don't have any impossible games but no free games at the same time. Finishing with 0 or 4 points would be very much a possibility.

Preparing for the tournament

My biggest concern when it comes to preparing for the tournament was the gaping holes in my opening knowledge. Since I've only played Blitz, a large amount of my opening knowledge consisted of tricky but objectively questionable lines that I was sure would get punished in classical play. Biggest concern of them all being my white repertoire against the Sicilian, I never learned any main lines and only played the Grand Prix with Nc3 and f4. I tried preparing some more solid but less theory heavy responses before the tournament, those being the Rossolimo and the Moscow against 2. Nc6 and 2. d6 respectively. I know, I know, not the easiest openings to play, but I really wanted to avoid the Open Sicilians in classical against players who have played them for their whole lives. In hindsight, I should have looked at more variations of the Sicilian as well as some d4/c4 positions since I hate playing those as black.

The games

All the games in a lichess study: https://lichess.org/study/f600z6uE

Game 1, black:

1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nf6
3. Nxe5 Nxe4 At this point my opponent went onto a long think. Like 20 minutes.
4. Qe2 Qe7 I was very happy to see the Qe2 line. I have most of my prep there and while it's most challenging for black, it's much more exciting than the more usual d4 lines.
5. Qxe4 d6
6. d4 dxe5 Spending a lot of time again here.
7. Qxe5 Qxe5+ An inaccurate move by my opponent, but also avoids a lot of the theory.
8. dxe5 Nc6 Again, my opponent thought for a long time. At this time I had more time than I started with while my opponent had probably spent half of his time.
9. Bf4 Bf5
10. c3 0-0-0 c3 is the best move if you want to attempt to hold the pawn.
11. Bb5 Nxe5! I anticipated this move and had calculated this explosive tactical response.
12. Bxe5 Rd5 My opponent could try to hold onto a pawn by playing Bxg7 next, but I was genuinely hoping to see it with how much activity it would give me.
13. Bd4 Rxb5
14. c4 Ra5 My first mistake. I calculated Bb4+ for quite a while but I couldn't find a line I was happy with. The problem being that basically no matter what, my g7 pawn hangs in the end and I didn't really want that. I had a feeling that Ra5 was inaccurate but I didn't want to risk it.
15. 0-0 Bd3
16. Rc1 Bc5 At this point my opponent only had like 5 minutes left while I had over an hour. I thought taking would be the only move as I felt like the g7 pawn was poisoned, so I was quite surprised when my opponent actually spent some minutes here.
17. Bxg7 Rg8 Apparently it wasn't poisoned after all. But still, I was happy with my position considering the massive time advantage and felt I had compensation for it. My bishops are very strong looking at the king and I'm preparing to double stack on the g-file.
18. Bc3 Ra6
19. Nd2 Rg6
20. g3 h5 Going all in on the attack, trying to abuse the fact that my opponent has very low time.
21. b4 Bd6
22. Nf3 Bxc4 I got my pawn back, the attack isn't as strong as I'd hoped but at least I'm not down a pawn anymore.
23. Ne5 Bxe5
24. Bxe5 b4 The wrong defense. I had totally underestimated the a-file weakness after a4
25. a4 a6 A terrible calculation mistake by me.
26. axb5 axb5
27. Ra7 Rc6 Yeah, my blitz brain took over and I played this move in seconds.
28. Ra8+ Black resigns.

Game 2, white:

1. e4 d6 I found my opponent's Lichess account before the game and he had played quite a bit of Alekhine's online, so I prepared some lines for that using OpeningTree. I was quite surprised when he played d6.
2. d4 Nf6 I had prepared a line that this could transpose into in the Alekhine's (e4 Nf6 e5 Nd5 d4 d6) but I couldn't attempt transposing since e5 dxe5 dxe5 Qxd1 would be terrible for white.
3. Nc3 g6
4. f4 Bg7 Going for an Austrian Attack, the same thing that I usually play as white online.
5. Nf3 0-0
6. Bd3 c6 I decided to play e5 here, since the last time I played against the Pirc OTB it ended in a disaster since I waited too long before playing e5.
7. e5 dxe5
8. fxe5 Nd5 I didn't want to take here, figured that I would be happy if he takes on c3 regardless of the doubled pawns.
9. 0-0 Nxc3
10. bxc3 Nd7
11. Bc4 b5 Bc4 was a mistake, but I clearly had the right idea. I was thinking of Qe1, a very familiar idea to me with an open f-file from the Grand Prix Sicilian, but I wanted to pressure the f7 square first with Bc4.
12. Bb3 Nb6
13. Qe1 e6 A mistake from my opponent. Bg5 really causes some issues, which I found
14. Bg5 Qc7
15. Qh4 Nd7 Here I'm already completely winning. Apparently Bh6 is crushing, but I went for the more obvious idea.
16. Be7 h6 Here, I sighed of relief. I finally knew for sure that I was winning and could start focusing on converting. I wasn't quite sure if he could try to save his rook by playing Re8. I was going to play Ng5 but I hadn't quite finished my calculations so him giving up the exchange was a relief.
17. Bxf8 Bxf8 Apparently I shouldn't've taken the rook even, but I don't count that as a mistake.
18. Nd2 c5 This move was so annoying. I can't take, I can't push c4. If I play a3 my bishop will get jailed for a very long time. I actually calculated Bxe6 but didn't see the Qe4 follow-up so I couldn't go for it (I was rooking at crazy Bxe6 fxe6 Rxf8 ideas).
19. a3 c4 And boom, most of my advantage is gone! But that's fine, I am still up an exchange and I was planning on converting this in the endgame anyway.
20. Ba2 Bb7 Another annoying move, going for the battery towards g2.
21. Rf2 Qc6
22. Qg3 Be7 And here it all went to shit. Funnily enough, my next move is even Stockfish's choice on low depth, but once it runs for a while, it realizes the terrible tactical issue with it. It's a double attack and I figured it's winning on the spot. Even my opponent didn't see it originally when he played his previous move, he admitted after the game.
23. Qf4 Bg5 That can't work, right? Qxf7 is completely crushing...
24. Qxf7 Kh8 ...or is it? I'm losing back the exchange here, am I not? Nf3 doesn't work, Rf2 doesn't work, Qxg6 doesn't work, Re1 doesn't work, but, wait a minute! Re2 saves the day! Re2 Be3 Kh1! and Rf8 Qxg6 Rg8 Qe4!! blocking the attack and either black trades the queens or I do on the next move!
25. Re2 Rf8
26. Qxg6 Rg8 As I played my next move, I left the table. When I came back, my opponent was still thinking, and my heart sank as I immediately saw the move that I had previously missed. And just seconds later, my opponent played it.
27. Qe4 Qb6 No way, he just slides his queen to the side with a DA on my queen. I can't block it with d5 since my d4 pawn is pinned by the queen. And my queen is trapped. The only safe square is g4 which loses to Be3. I threw it.
28. Nxc4 bxc4 The only real possibility
29. Rb1 Bxe4
30. Rxb6 Nxb6
31. Rxe4 Bd2
32. Rh4 Kg7
33. Rh3 Rx8
34. Rg3+ Kh7
35. Rf3 Rc7
36. Kf2 Nd5
37. Bxc4 Rxc4
38. Rf7+ Kg6
39. Rxa7 Bxc3
40. Ra6 Bxd4+ White resigns

I can't believe I managed to lose this game. I'm completely demoralized after losing my first two games.

Game 3, white:

1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 e6 And I'm out of prep already. I can't play the Rossolimo or Moscow against e6. What a terrible start.
3. d4 cxd4
4. Nxd4 a6 And here I'm actually out of prep. I didn't even know this variation has a name, that's how out of touch I am with mainline Sicilians.
5. Nc3 Qc7
6. Be3 Bb4 I tried to play the only things I know about the Sicilian, against the Najdorf you play Be3 so I figured it shouldn't be a bad move here either, I've heard people say that in many Sicilian starting positions there are quite literally dozens of playable moves for white. After Bb4 I already kind of regretted it.
7. Qd3 Nf6
8. f3 d5
9. exd5 Nxd5 Didn't see a real choice other than to take. Now I already have to bring my bishop back. What a terrible opening failure.
10. Bd2 Nxc3
11. Bxc3 Bxc3+
12. Qxc3 Qxc3+ I figured that if I wanted to have any chance, I should just trade things off and defend the endgame. Not sure if it was the best practical option in hindsight but Stockfish doesn't hate me for it at least ´.
13. bxc3 e5
14. Nb3 0-0 This I thought was inaccurate by my opponent, most of the pieces have been traded off so why castle? Your king will have to join the fight soon enough and it's not like I can attack it.
15. Bd3 Be6 Another weird move. I was actually kind of liking my chances at this point. I still had the feeling that Stockfish would show something stupid like -2 since my pawns are terrible, but I felt like the next move gave me quite a nice position. And it's actually pretty good in reality too.
16. Nc5 Bd5
17. c4 Bc6
18. Rb1 Ra7 What an ugly move Ra7 is. I was quite happy with my chances, finally, I felt like the game was finally back to a 3 result game.
19. Kf2 Rc8
20. Rhe1 f6 Here apparently I'm winning after Bf5. I considered it, but decided against it.
21. Ne4 Bxe4 Should take back with the bishop since Rxc4 loses to Bd5. I missed that.
22. Rxe4 Nc6
23. c3 Rc7 c3 not the most accurate move, but it's restricting the knight and giving my bishop some air.
24. g4 Ra8
25. Re3 Rd8
26. Ke2 Na5
27. Bf5 Kf7 And here's where things started to go wrong.
28. Rb6 Kf8 Luckily my opponent didn't punish my mistake by playing Rd2+. It's not easy to spot but quite devastating.
29. Be6 Rc6
30. Rxc6 Nxc6
31. Bd5 Ke7
32. Rd3 Rc8 I thought this Rd3 move was a huge mistake by me since the rook can't defend the c4 pawn anymore, which becomes apparent in a few moves. It's not bad in reality though.
33. Kd2 Na5
34. Kc2 Rc7
35. h4 Nxc4 Losing the pawn, yay! But maybe I can hold the endgame.
36. Bxc4 Rxc4 I shouldn't have traded. Now I'm gone from -1,5 to -5. The engine sees that the endgame is not holdable but humans aren't engines, luckily.
37. Kb3 b5
38. Re3 h6 I thought that if we traded rooks I could maybe hold the endgame, but as I said, I'm terrible at them. We both still had plenty of time so I was confident in my calculation though. But it's still losing.
39. Re4 Rc6 Apparently my opponent agreed with me.
40. a4 Kd6 Another miscalculation, I thought if we traded all the queenside pawns and the rooks it would be a draw. So that's what I went for.
41. axb5 axb5
42. c4 bxc4+
43. Rxc4 Rxc4
44. Kxc4 Kc6 I had realized that if my opponent just goes Ke6 here it's over, but he wanted opposition. Here, again, I thought this was for sure a draw.
45. h5 Kd6
46. Kd3 Kd5
47. Ke3 Ke6 Black can't keep the opposition anymore. There's still some win for the engine but for an intermediate player it's really not obvious.
48. Ke4 Ke7 At this point I thought for a long time, and this is probably the most embarrassing moment of this game. I thought that if I play Kf5 Kf7 I lose because I have to go Ke4 back but here I would have f4. I just played it a move too early.
49. f4 exf4 The final mistake of the game.
50. Kxf4 Kf7
51. Kf5 Draw agreed.

Game 4 will be added shortly, my hands are just tired from typing haha.

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My wife and I are expecting our first in July. We both joined a private country club here in Ohio. Pricing is about $5k a year for a family membership + $150 a month food and beverage credit. Over the past two years I’ve played on average 80 rounds (between 9 and 18) there a year.
The place is 5 minutes away from our house which has been great. With a child on the way I don’t know how much I’ll be able to play. This will be our one and only child, partially because we enjoy having sometime together and for ourselves. We can swing the yearly membership cost with the cost of a child. The daycare we picked out just happens to be 10 minutes away from the course! I work from home 4 days a week so getting out at 3 for 9 holes and picking my kid up at 6 is no issue.
What would you do in this situation? At 80 rounds a year it was easy to justify the cost, let’s say that now gets cut in half to 40. I’ll say this it’s been amazing to just go out and play fairly quickly without having to worry about getting a tee time.

The American expansion phase the CFL went through in the 90's is probably the weirdest period in the history of the league.
For those that don't know anything about that era, a little background
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The early 90's were a very tense time in the league. They were down to eight teams after the Montreal Alouettes folded at the start of the 1987 season and it seemed like almost anyone could be next. BC had a lot of instability in their ownership at that time, Calgary's community ownership was barely scraping by until Larry Ryckman bought the team in 1991, Saskatchewan had to have telethons to raise money and keep them afloat, Hamilton had some bad teams and attendance problems having to compete with both the Argos and the Bills in the NFL, Toronto's ownership group fell apart after Bruce McNall had his legal troubles, and the Gliebermans were causing all sorts of problems in Ottawa.
Larry Smith became the commissioner of the CFL in 1992 and while he's often viewed the main driver of the US expansion, the reality was that Ryckman, McNall and the Gliebermans were really calling the shots. The experiment started in January of 1993 when Sacramento and San Antonio were awarded expansion teams. The owners of the teams, Fred Anderson in Sacramento and Larry Benson in San Antonio both owned teams in the recently suspended World League of American Football. Shortly after that announcement, the first problem emerged. It turns out that Benson didn't have as much money as he claimed to have and tried to borrow some from his brother Tom Benson, the owner of the New Orleans Saints of the NFL. That didn't go over well and San Antonio had to abruptly bail. (this should've been an ominous sign of how this experiment would go) Anderson was willing to bite the bullet as the only US based team and thus the Sacramento Gold Miners were a CFL team during the 1993 season. Most of their players were transplanted from Sacramento's WLAF club and the team of mostly CFL newbies struggled early on with a 2-8 record by Labour Day but played .500 ball after that to finish with a somewhat respectable 6-12 record. (of course they missed the playoffs in the West while a 4-14 Ottawa team made the playoffs in the East, screwy playoff formats in the CFL aren't a recent development)
1994 would see Las Vegas, Shreveport and Baltimore added to the mix. The Shreveport case was interesting as the Pirates were owned by the Gliebermans who sold the Ottawa Rough Riders to Bruce Firestone and got the expansion team in Shreveport. The Pirates were awful losing 14 straight games and ending up with a 3-15 record. Despite that awful record, they managed to have some decent community support and attendance numbers. Las Vegas saw the Posse get off to a 2-0 start but the wheels came flying off at ludicrous speed. They ended up at 5-13 and their attendance numbers were abysmal. An October 15 game against Winnipeg saw only 2350 show up at Sam Boyd Stadium and the last week of season saw a home game against the Eskimos get moved to Edmonton. Sacramento in their second season saw them improve their record to 9-8-1 but were having attendance problems. (they also missed the playoffs in a very competitive West Division while 7-11 Toronto and 4-14 Ottawa made the playoffs in the East)
Baltimore proved to be the most successful of the US clubs, but maybe a little too successful (more on that later). They made headlines early on when they named themselves the Baltimore CFL Colts, an obvious reference to the NFL team that have moved out in the middle of the night a decade earlier. People in Baltimore were also a little cheesed with the NFL at that time having lost out to Carolina and Jacksonville in the bids for expansion teams. The locals viewed the name as a nice little shot at the NFL, but the NFL didn't find it all that funny and right before the season started hit them with a court injunction which prevented them from using that name. Despite the off-field legal issues, the team on the field was pretty damn good. Unlike the other US owners, Baltimore's Jim Speros knew the CFL was a very different animal than the American game and got some proven CFL names for his team. A hall of fame coach in Don Matthews, a hall of fame QB in Tracy Ham, and a hall of fame defensive lineman in Elfrid Payton lead Baltimore to a 12-6 record and second place in the East. The first playoff game on US soil saw Baltimore get a 34-15 win over the Argos in the East Semi-Final, then one week later they went into Winnipeg and beat the Bombers 14-12 to advance to the Grey Cup. The title game in Vancouver was a close battle between BC and Baltimore that was decided on a last second field goal by Lui Passaglia giving the Grey Cup to the Lions with a 26-23 victory.
Things got very weird in the offseason between '94 and '95. It looked like the Las Vegas Posse would be moved to Jackson, Mississippi but that deal blew up in the league's face and they ultimately pulled the plug on that franchise. One relocation did take place as Fred Anderson moved the Sacramento Gold Miners to San Antonio to become the Texans. He did that so he could get a better stadium with the Texans playing in the Alamodome and to reduce their travel costs since they'd be closer to the other US based teams. Two more entered they fray in 1995 with the Memphis Mad Dogs and Birmingham Barracudas joining the ranks while Shreveport and Baltimore returned for another year. The Baltimore club also gave up their legal battle with the NFL and dubbed themselves the Stallions. The 1995 season saw the league realign its divisions placing the eight Canadian clubs were in the North Division with the five US teams were in the South Division. The playoff format would see five teams from the North and three from the South getting into the post-season.
The 1995 season was either the high point or the low point for the expansion experiment depending on how you want to look at things. Shreveport still wasn't very good finishing with a 5-13 record and the dumb crap the Gliebermans did in Ottawa happened again in Shreveport which annoyed many of the locals there. Memphis did ok with a 9-9 record but had some attendance issues and the Liberty Bowl really couldn't handle a CFL sized field. Turf sections had to be added to the grass field, the yard makers were 33 inches apart instead of 36 and the endzones were this really weird pentagon shape that was seven yards deep in the corners and fourteen yards behind the uprights. They also got screwed over by the playoff format as they missed at 9-9 with 8-10 Hamilton and 7-11 Winnipeg got in. Birmingham got some solid attendance numbers early on, but they fell off a cliff once the college football season started. They finished 10-8 and played a 12-6 San Antonio team in the first round of the playoffs and the Barracudas got demolished by a score of 51-9.
That brings us back to Baltimore where the Stallions dominated with a 15-3 record. The post-season started well as they got a 36-21 victory over Winnipeg, but their long term future took a massive hit just days after that game. The strong support that Baltimore gave to the Canadian game caught the attention of Art Modell who that week announced his plan to relocate the Cleveland Browns to Baltimore. Fan and corporate for the Stallions dried up almost instantly now that the NFL would be returning to town. They still got over 30,000 people to Memorial Stadium in their 21-11 win over the Texans that sent them back to the Grey Cup, but most of those tickets were freebie giveaways. Despite all that, the Stallions went into Regina and got a 37-20 win over Calgary to make them the only US based team to win the Grey Cup.
While the expansion experiment brought in some much needed cash to the CFL and improved the player pool a bit, the league ended up dumping all the US based teams in 1996. To make up for their departure, they returned to Montreal with a revived version of the Alouettes. Former Stallions owner Jim Speros and GM Jim Popp were put in charge of the Als. This is sometimes labeled as a relocation of the former Baltimore team but that's not 100% accurate. All the US based teams were exempt from the import ratio quotas that the Canadian teams have had for a long time and still have to this day. The Stallions players were all declared free agents and the Alouettes managed to sign about half of them, including Ham, Payton and running back Mike Pringle (although they had to wait a bit on him since he had an NFL tryout with the Denver Broncos) while a makeshift expansion draft was done to supply Montreal with some Canadian content.
Even with that over with, the CFL still had problems. The Ottawa Rough Riders could barely make payroll thanks to their constant string of ownership and management problems and they folded after the 1996 season. The BC Lions went broke for the second time in less than five years and would've folded as well had David Braley not stepped up to buy the team. Stampeders owner Larry Ryckman had legal issues when he was found guilty in a stock manipulation scheme. The Stamps were put into receivership where Sig Gutsche bought the team and fixed their financials issues (until he sold them to Michael Feterik in 2001 which led to a massive gong show of problems in Calgary. I don't want to go back down that road right now, thank god John Forzani came to the rescue in 2005). Saskatchewan had to go down the telethons road again, Hamilton was still on unstable ground until Bob Young bought the TiCats in 2003, Toronto's ownership remained a revolving door until MLSE bought them in the 2010's and Ottawa's return to the CFL with the Renegades in 2002 was plagued with the same problems that killed the Rough Riders (with the Gliebermans making another appearance) until the CFL pulled the plug on them in 2006. (thankfully the RedBlacks have been run fairly well since their debut in 2014)
Even the return of Montreal had some turbulence in the beginning. The Alouettes were a good team but couldn't draw any good crowds at Olympic Stadium. Speros sold them to Bob Wettenhall in 1997 but the attendance issues got even worse and they would've bit the dust if not for a strange scheduling conflict. They were set to face to face the BC Lions in the East Semi-Final (thanks to the league putting in the cross-over rule) but a U2 concert was scheduled for the Big O that weekend and the Als had to find a different place to play. Molson Stadium on the campus of McGill University (where the first version of the Als played from 1954 to 1967) would be the site and drew a bigger crowd for game that then they had all season. This was due to the fact that it was closer to downtown and the Big O has a well earned reputation of being a dump. Molson Stadium remains the home of the Alouettes to this day although Olympic Stadium got some limited use for playoff games and Grey Cups from 2001 to 2012.

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Time: 2023-03-28 10:37:34
Description: Initializing game
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java.lang.RuntimeException: Could not execute entrypoint stage 'client' due to errors, provided by 'cem'!

at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointUtils.lambda$invoke0$0([EntrypointUtils.java:51](https://EntrypointUtils.java:51)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.util.ExceptionUtil.gatherExceptions([ExceptionUtil.java:33](https://ExceptionUtil.java:33)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointUtils.invoke0([EntrypointUtils.java:49](https://EntrypointUtils.java:49)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointUtils.invoke([EntrypointUtils.java:35](https://EntrypointUtils.java:35)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.game.minecraft.Hooks.startClient([Hooks.java:53](https://Hooks.java:53)) at net.minecraft.class\_310.(class\_310.java:459) at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.method\_44604([Main.java:205](https://Main.java:205)) at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main([Main.java:51](https://Main.java:51)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.game.minecraft.MinecraftGameProvider.launch([MinecraftGameProvider.java:462](https://MinecraftGameProvider.java:462)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.Knot.launch([Knot.java:74](https://Knot.java:74)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClient.main([KnotClient.java:23](https://KnotClient.java:23)) Suppressed: java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: ladysnake/satin/api/managed/ShaderEffectManager at ladysnake.effective.client.Effective.([Effective.java:54](https://Effective.java:54)) at java.base/java.lang.Class.forName0(Native Method) at java.base/java.lang.Class.forName([Class.java:467](https://Class.java:467)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.util.DefaultLanguageAdapter.create([DefaultLanguageAdapter.java:50](https://DefaultLanguageAdapter.java:50)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointStorage$NewEntry.getOrCreate([EntrypointStorage.java:117](https://EntrypointStorage.java:117)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointContainerImpl.getEntrypoint([EntrypointContainerImpl.java:53](https://EntrypointContainerImpl.java:53)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointUtils.invoke0([EntrypointUtils.java:47](https://EntrypointUtils.java:47)) ... 8 more Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: ladysnake.satin.api.managed.ShaderEffectManager at java.base/jdk.internal.loader.BuiltinClassLoader.loadClass([BuiltinClassLoader.java:641](https://BuiltinClassLoader.java:641)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass([ClassLoader.java:520](https://ClassLoader.java:520)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.loadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:226](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:226)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.loadClass([KnotClassLoader.java:112](https://KnotClassLoader.java:112)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass([ClassLoader.java:520](https://ClassLoader.java:520)) ... 15 more Suppressed: net.fabricmc.loader.api.EntrypointException: Exception while loading entries for entrypoint 'client' provided by 'illuminations' at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointContainerImpl.getEntrypoint([EntrypointContainerImpl.java:56](https://EntrypointContainerImpl.java:56)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointUtils.invoke0([EntrypointUtils.java:47](https://EntrypointUtils.java:47)) ... 8 more Caused by: java.lang.RuntimeException: Mixin transformation of net.minecraft.class\_3887 failed at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.getPostMixinClassByteArray([KnotClassDelegate.java:427](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:427)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.tryLoadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:323](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:323)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.loadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:218](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:218)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.loadClass([KnotClassLoader.java:112](https://KnotClassLoader.java:112)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass([ClassLoader.java:520](https://ClassLoader.java:520)) at java.base/java.lang.Class.forName0(Native Method) at java.base/java.lang.Class.forName([Class.java:467](https://Class.java:467)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.util.DefaultLanguageAdapter.create([DefaultLanguageAdapter.java:50](https://DefaultLanguageAdapter.java:50)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointStorage$NewEntry.getOrCreate([EntrypointStorage.java:117](https://EntrypointStorage.java:117)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointContainerImpl.getEntrypoint([EntrypointContainerImpl.java:53](https://EntrypointContainerImpl.java:53)) ... 9 more Caused by: org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.throwables.MixinTransformerError: An unexpected critical error was encountered at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinProcessor.applyMixins([MixinProcessor.java:392](https://MixinProcessor.java:392)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinTransformer.transformClass([MixinTransformer.java:234](https://MixinTransformer.java:234)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinTransformer.transformClassBytes([MixinTransformer.java:202](https://MixinTransformer.java:202)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.getPostMixinClassByteArray([KnotClassDelegate.java:422](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:422)) ... 18 more Caused by: org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.throwables.MixinPreProcessorException: Attach error for effective.mixins.json:jebglowsquid.FeatureRendererMixin from mod effective during activity: \[Transform -> Method replaceRenderLayer(Lnet/minecraft/class\_1921;)Lnet/minecraft/class\_1921; -> INVOKEINTERFACE -> ladysnake/satin/api/managed/ManagedCoreShader::getRenderLayer:(Lnet/minecraft/class\_1921;)Lnet/minecraft/class\_1921;\] at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.attach([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:313](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:313)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.createContextFor([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:277](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:277)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinInfo.createContextFor([MixinInfo.java:1289](https://MixinInfo.java:1289)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinApplicatorStandard.apply([MixinApplicatorStandard.java:294](https://MixinApplicatorStandard.java:294)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.TargetClassContext.apply([TargetClassContext.java:421](https://TargetClassContext.java:421)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.TargetClassContext.applyMixins([TargetClassContext.java:403](https://TargetClassContext.java:403)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinProcessor.applyMixins([MixinProcessor.java:363](https://MixinProcessor.java:363)) ... 21 more Caused by: java.lang.RuntimeException: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: ladysnake.satin.api.managed.ManagedCoreShader at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.transformMemberReference([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:786](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:786)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.transformMethod([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:772](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:772)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.transform([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:738](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:738)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.attach([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:307](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:307)) ... 27 more Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: ladysnake.satin.api.managed.ManagedCoreShader ... 31 more Suppressed: java.lang.RuntimeException: Mixin transformation of net.minecraft.class\_3887 failed at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.getPostMixinClassByteArray([KnotClassDelegate.java:427](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:427)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.tryLoadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:323](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:323)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.loadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:218](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:218)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.loadClass([KnotClassLoader.java:112](https://KnotClassLoader.java:112)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass([ClassLoader.java:520](https://ClassLoader.java:520)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass1(Native Method) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass([ClassLoader.java:1012](https://ClassLoader.java:1012)) at java.base/java.security.SecureClassLoader.defineClass([SecureClassLoader.java:150](https://SecureClassLoader.java:150)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.defineClassFwd([KnotClassLoader.java:153](https://KnotClassLoader.java:153)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.tryLoadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:355](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:355)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.loadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:218](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:218)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.loadClass([KnotClassLoader.java:112](https://KnotClassLoader.java:112)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass([ClassLoader.java:520](https://ClassLoader.java:520)) at eu.midnightdust.core.MidnightLibClient.onInitializeClient([MidnightLibClient.java:25](https://MidnightLibClient.java:25)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointUtils.invoke0([EntrypointUtils.java:47](https://EntrypointUtils.java:47)) ... 8 more Caused by: org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.throwables.MixinTransformerError: An unexpected critical error was encountered at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinProcessor.applyMixins([MixinProcessor.java:392](https://MixinProcessor.java:392)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinTransformer.transformClass([MixinTransformer.java:234](https://MixinTransformer.java:234)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinTransformer.transformClassBytes([MixinTransformer.java:202](https://MixinTransformer.java:202)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.getPostMixinClassByteArray([KnotClassDelegate.java:422](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:422)) ... 22 more Caused by: org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.throwables.MixinPreProcessorException: Attach error for effective.mixins.json:jebglowsquid.FeatureRendererMixin from mod effective during activity: \[Transform -> Method replaceRenderLayer(Lnet/minecraft/class\_1921;)Lnet/minecraft/class\_1921; -> INVOKEINTERFACE -> ladysnake/satin/api/managed/ManagedCoreShader::getRenderLayer:(Lnet/minecraft/class\_1921;)Lnet/minecraft/class\_1921;\] at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.attach([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:313](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:313)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.createContextFor([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:277](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:277)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinInfo.createContextFor([MixinInfo.java:1289](https://MixinInfo.java:1289)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinApplicatorStandard.apply([MixinApplicatorStandard.java:294](https://MixinApplicatorStandard.java:294)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.TargetClassContext.apply([TargetClassContext.java:421](https://TargetClassContext.java:421)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.TargetClassContext.applyMixins([TargetClassContext.java:403](https://TargetClassContext.java:403)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinProcessor.applyMixins([MixinProcessor.java:363](https://MixinProcessor.java:363)) ... 25 more Caused by: java.lang.RuntimeException: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: ladysnake.satin.api.managed.ManagedCoreShader at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.transformMemberReference([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:786](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:786)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.transformMethod([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:772](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:772)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.transform([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:738](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:738)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.attach([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:307](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:307)) ... 31 more Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: ladysnake.satin.api.managed.ManagedCoreShader ... 35 more 

Caused by: java.lang.RuntimeException: Mixin transformation of net.minecraft.class_922 failed

at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.getPostMixinClassByteArray([KnotClassDelegate.java:427](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:427)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.tryLoadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:323](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:323)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.loadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:218](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:218)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.loadClass([KnotClassLoader.java:112](https://KnotClassLoader.java:112)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass([ClassLoader.java:520](https://ClassLoader.java:520)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass1(Native Method) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass([ClassLoader.java:1012](https://ClassLoader.java:1012)) at java.base/java.security.SecureClassLoader.defineClass([SecureClassLoader.java:150](https://SecureClassLoader.java:150)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.defineClassFwd([KnotClassLoader.java:153](https://KnotClassLoader.java:153)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.tryLoadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:355](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:355)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.loadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:218](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:218)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.loadClass([KnotClassLoader.java:112](https://KnotClassLoader.java:112)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass([ClassLoader.java:520](https://ClassLoader.java:520)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass1(Native Method) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass([ClassLoader.java:1012](https://ClassLoader.java:1012)) at java.base/java.security.SecureClassLoader.defineClass([SecureClassLoader.java:150](https://SecureClassLoader.java:150)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.defineClassFwd([KnotClassLoader.java:153](https://KnotClassLoader.java:153)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.tryLoadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:355](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:355)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.loadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:218](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:218)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.loadClass([KnotClassLoader.java:112](https://KnotClassLoader.java:112)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass([ClassLoader.java:520](https://ClassLoader.java:520)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass1(Native Method) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass([ClassLoader.java:1012](https://ClassLoader.java:1012)) at java.base/java.security.SecureClassLoader.defineClass([SecureClassLoader.java:150](https://SecureClassLoader.java:150)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.defineClassFwd([KnotClassLoader.java:153](https://KnotClassLoader.java:153)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.tryLoadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:355](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:355)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.loadClass([KnotClassDelegate.java:218](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:218)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassLoader.loadClass([KnotClassLoader.java:112](https://KnotClassLoader.java:112)) at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass([ClassLoader.java:520](https://ClassLoader.java:520)) at net.dorianpb.cem.mixins.EntityRendererAccessor.getRENDERER\_FACTORIES([EntityRendererAccessor.java](https://EntityRendererAccessor.java)) at net.dorianpb.cem.internal.api.CemEntityInitializer.register([CemEntityInitializer.java:41](https://CemEntityInitializer.java:41)) at net.dorianpb.cem.external.CemEntitiesInit.onInit([CemEntitiesInit.java:13](https://CemEntitiesInit.java:13)) at net.dorianpb.cem.internal.CemInit.lambda$onInitializeClient$3([CemInit.java:22](https://CemInit.java:22)) at java.base/java.util.ArrayList.forEach([ArrayList.java:1511](https://ArrayList.java:1511)) at net.dorianpb.cem.internal.CemInit.onInitializeClient([CemInit.java:18](https://CemInit.java:18)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointUtils.invoke0([EntrypointUtils.java:47](https://EntrypointUtils.java:47)) ... 8 more 

Caused by: org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.throwables.MixinTransformerError: An unexpected critical error was encountered

at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinProcessor.applyMixins([MixinProcessor.java:392](https://MixinProcessor.java:392)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinTransformer.transformClass([MixinTransformer.java:234](https://MixinTransformer.java:234)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinTransformer.transformClassBytes([MixinTransformer.java:202](https://MixinTransformer.java:202)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClassDelegate.getPostMixinClassByteArray([KnotClassDelegate.java:422](https://KnotClassDelegate.java:422)) ... 43 more 

Caused by: org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.throwables.MixinPreProcessorException: Attach error for effective.mixins.json:jebglowsquid.LivingEntityRendererMixin from mod effective during activity: [Transform -> Method getRenderLayer(Lnet/minecraft/class_1309;ZZZLorg/spongepowered/asm/mixin/injection/callback/CallbackInfoReturnable;)V -> INVOKEINTERFACE -> ladysnake/satin/api/managed/ManagedCoreShader::getRenderLayer:(Lnet/minecraft/class_1921;)Lnet/minecraft/class_1921;]

at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.attach([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:313](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:313)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.createContextFor([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:277](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:277)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinInfo.createContextFor([MixinInfo.java:1289](https://MixinInfo.java:1289)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinApplicatorStandard.apply([MixinApplicatorStandard.java:294](https://MixinApplicatorStandard.java:294)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.TargetClassContext.apply([TargetClassContext.java:421](https://TargetClassContext.java:421)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.TargetClassContext.applyMixins([TargetClassContext.java:403](https://TargetClassContext.java:403)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinProcessor.applyMixins([MixinProcessor.java:363](https://MixinProcessor.java:363)) ... 46 more 

Caused by: java.lang.RuntimeException: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: ladysnake.satin.api.managed.ManagedCoreShader

at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.transformMemberReference([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:786](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:786)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.transformMethod([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:772](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:772)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.transform([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:738](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:738)) at org.spongepowered.asm.mixin.transformer.MixinPreProcessorStandard.attach([MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:307](https://MixinPreProcessorStandard.java:307)) ... 52 more 

Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: ladysnake.satin.api.managed.ManagedCoreShader

... 56 more 

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A detailed walkthrough of the error, its code path and all known details is as follows:
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-- Head --
Thread: Render thread
Stacktrace:

at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointUtils.lambda$invoke0$0([EntrypointUtils.java:51](https://EntrypointUtils.java:51)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.util.ExceptionUtil.gatherExceptions([ExceptionUtil.java:33](https://ExceptionUtil.java:33)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointUtils.invoke0([EntrypointUtils.java:49](https://EntrypointUtils.java:49)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.entrypoint.EntrypointUtils.invoke([EntrypointUtils.java:35](https://EntrypointUtils.java:35)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.game.minecraft.Hooks.startClient([Hooks.java:53](https://Hooks.java:53)) at net.minecraft.class\_310.(class\_310.java:459) 

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-- Initialization --
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Modules: ADVAPI32.dll:Advanced Windows 32 Base API:10.0.19041.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation COMCTL32.dll:User Experience Controls Library:6.10 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation CRYPT32.dll:Crypto API32:10.0.19041.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation CRYPTBASE.dll:Base cryptographic API DLL:10.0.19041.546 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation CRYPTSP.dll:Cryptographic Service Provider API:10.0.19041.546 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation DBGHELP.DLL:Windows Image Helper:10.0.19041.867 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation DNSAPI.dll:DNS Client API DLL:10.0.19041.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation GDI32.dll:GDI Client DLL:10.0.19041.2130 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation IMM32.DLL:Multi-User Windows IMM32 API Client DLL:10.0.19041.2673 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation IPHLPAPI.DLL:IP Helper API:10.0.19041.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation KERNEL32.DLL:Windows NT BASE API Client 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Sockets Helper DLL:10.0.19041.546 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation wshunix.dll:AF\_UNIX Winsock2 Helper DLL:10.0.19041.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation zip.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft 

Stacktrace:

at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.method\_44604([Main.java:205](https://Main.java:205)) at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main([Main.java:51](https://Main.java:51)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.game.minecraft.MinecraftGameProvider.launch([MinecraftGameProvider.java:462](https://MinecraftGameProvider.java:462)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.Knot.launch([Knot.java:74](https://Knot.java:74)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClient.main([KnotClient.java:23](https://KnotClient.java:23)) 

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Hey all. I’m new to the long range shooting scene, and I’m building out a rifle to eventually join the mile club. Anyways, I’m having a world of a time finding a long range near me. I currently live in Waco, and am trying to find a range that offers at least 1000yds. I understand that’s going to likely require a membership, and I’m on board with that. Just need to find one, hopefully within 50-100 miles. Also open to shooting on public land, but not really sure how to make sure I don’t wind up going to jail by being in the wrong spot. Any help is greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

CREDIT PROFILE

• * Current credit cards you are the primary account holder of: (list cards, limits, opening date): Chase Sapphire Preferred, $33,600, 10/21 - JetBlue Plus, $21,500, 9/22 - Southwest Priority, $8,900, 10/19, Citi Premier, $14,500, 6/14
• * FICO Scores with source: Experian 798
• * Oldest credit card account age with you as primary name on the account: 8yrs 9months
• * Number of personal credit cards approved for in the past 6 months: 1
• * Number of personal credit cards approved for in the past 12 months: 1
• * Number of personal credit cards approved for in the past 24 months: 2
• * Annual income $: $112,000

CATEGORIES

• * OK with category-specific cards?: Yes
• * OK with rotating category cards?: Yes
• * Estimate average monthly spend in the categories below. Only include what you can pay by credit card.
  • * Dining $: 300
  • * Groceries $: 500
  • * Gas $: 80
  • * Travel $: 200
  • * Do you plan on using this card abroad for a significant length of time (study abroad, digital nomad, expat, extended travel)?: No
  • * Any other categories (examples: phone/internet, insurance) or stores (example: Amazon) with significant, regular credit card spend (the more you specify, the better): Not really
  • * Any other significant, regular credit card spend you didn't include above?: Maybe $100 misc
  • * Can you pay rent by credit card? No

MEMBERSHIPS & SUBSCRIPTIONS (delete lines that don't apply)
All N/A
PURPOSE

• * What's the purpose of your next card (choose ONE)?: No single purpose but feel as though I need a better mix with my cards. Will likely downgrade the JetBlue card after a year and have thought about downgrading the Citi card as I don't get much use out of the annual fee.
  
• * Do you have any cards you've been looking at? None, but since all my cards are travel points focused I think I can add in something to make it a better mix
  

For sale, for Steam gift cards (or gifted Steam Wallet balance):
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• Dark Souls™: Prepare To Die™ Edition (removed from Steam Store; $350 $400 or best offer)
• Fall Guys (removed from Steam Store)
• Fall Guys - Dragon Hugger Pack (removed from Steam Store)
• Fall Guys - Fast Food Costume Pack (removed from Steam Store)
• Fall Guys - Icy Adventure Pack (removed from Steam Store)

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• Humble Hunie Sakura Bundle (can also trade for a full "charity" bundle (Australia Fire Relief Bundle or similar))
• Humble Sekai Project Bundle (can also trade for a full "charity" bundle (Stand with Ukraine Bundle or similar))

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For trade:
*tentatively up for trade, assuming I buy the bundle
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• The Blackout Club

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• BIOMUTANT
• Edge Of Eternity
• Golden Light

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• Call of the Sea
• Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice

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• 112 Operator
• 911 Operator
• The Amazing American Circus
• Armello
• Backbone
• Calico
• Cris Tales
• Euro Truck Simulator 2
• Farming Simulator 17
• Ghostrunner
• Gotham Knights
• Guilty Gear X2 #Reload
• Lust from Beyond: M Edition
• Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine
• Orbital Racer
• Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Enhanced Plus Edition
• PAYDAY 2
• Pilgrims
• Soulblight
• Space Crew: Legendary Edition
• Starfinder Core Rulebook (Paizo key) and Starfinder Adventure: Junker's Delight (Paizo key)
• Strange Brigade
• Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones
• Sunlight
• System Shock 2
• System Shock: Enhanced Edition
• Ticket to Ride
• XCOM® 2
• X-Morph: Defense Complete Pack

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• Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game
• Fallout 76
• Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
• Othercide
• Shady Part of Me

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• The Last Campfire

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• Sakura Dungeon
• Sakura Swim Club

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• Summer in Mara
• Townscaper

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• The Long Dark: Survival Edition

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• Spirit of the Island
• Stranded Sails - Explorers of the Cursed Islands

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• Conan Chop Chop
• DOOM Eternal Standard Edition
• Grow: Song of the Evertree
• Tribes of Midgard

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• Styx: Shards of Darkness

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• Hard West
• John Wick Hex
• Phantom Doctrine
• Red Solstice 2: Survivors

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• Arizona Sunshine

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• Backbone
• Blade Assault
• First Class Trouble
• Super Magbot

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• Golf Gang
• Maid of Sker
• Monster Train

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• Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York
• Vampire: The Masquerade - Shadows of New York
• Werewolf: The Apocalypse — Heart of the Forest

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• Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl

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• Baldur's Gate: Faces of Good and Evil
• Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear
• Icewind Dale: Enhanced Edition

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• Crown Trick
• Crusader Kings III

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• Guts and Glory
• Hello Neighbor

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• Day of the Tentacle Remastered
• Grim Fandango Remastered
• Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
• STAR WARS®: Knights of the Old Republic™ II

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• Duke Nukem Forever
• PGA TOUR 2K21
• WWE 2K Battlegrounds

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• Emily is Away <3
• In Sound Mind

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• Little Big Workshop
• Not Tonight

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• Brigador Deluxe Edition
• Verdun

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• Resident Evil 0
• Resident Evil 6
• Resident Evil
• Resident Evil Revelations

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• EVERSPACE™

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• Dreamfall Chapters

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• Cultist Simulator
• GWENT: The Witcher Card Game - Ultimate Starter Pack (GOG key)

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• The LEGO® NINJAGO® Movie Video Game

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• 2064: Read Only Memories

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• Legend of Keepers: Career of a Dungeon Manager
• Legion TD 2 - Multiplayer Tower Defense

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• STAR WARS™: Squadrons (Origin key)(?)

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• Bionic Commando
• Street Fighter V

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• As Far As The Eye
• Impulsion

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• Command & Conquer Remastered Collection (Origin key)

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• Orcs Must Die! 2 - Complete Pack

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• Bartlow's Dread Machine

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• Blaston

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• White Day: A Labyrinth Named School

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• The Walking Dead
• The Walking Dead: Season Two

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• Total Tank Simulator

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• Archangel: Hellfire - Fully Loaded

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• XCOM® 2

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• Black The Fall
• Goetia

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• Highway Blossoms

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• Among the Sleep - Enhanced Edition

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• Dear Esther: Landmark Edition
• This War of Mine

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• Tom Clancy's The Division™ (Uplay key)
• Tom Clancy's The Division™ - Survival (Uplay key)

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• Highway Blossoms
• HunieCam Studio
• KARAKARA
• Sunrider Academy
• Sunrider: Liberation Day - Captain's Edition

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• Civilization VI - Australia Civilization & Scenario Pack
• Civilization VI - Vikings Scenario Pack

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• A Kiss For the Petals - Remembering How We Met

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• Hacknet
• Satellite Reign

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• The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing: Final Cut

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• The Elder Scrolls: Legends: 2 Card Packs (Skyrim) 1 Event Ticket 100 Gold 100 Souls
• ESO Vanity Pet: Bristlegut Piglet and 15 Days of ESO Plus

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• Puzzle Agent
• Puzzle Agent 2

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• Ame no Marginal -Rain Marginal-
• KARAKARA
• Memory's Dogma CODE:01
• Narcissu 10th Anniversary Anthology Project
• Narcissu 10th Anniversary Anthology Project - Season Pass

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• A Kiss For the Petals - Remembering How We Met
• Sakura Angels
• Beach Bounce
• Beach Bounce - Soundtrack
• Blue Rose

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• Lionessy Story
• My Personal Angel
• Natural - Beyond Nature -
• Postmen Of Horizon (removed from Steam Store)

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• The Reject Demon: Toko Chapter 0 — Prelude

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• Koi-Koi Japan [Hanafuda playing cards]
• Mahjong Pretty Girls Battle
• Mahjong Pretty Girls Battle : School Girls Edition
• Poker Pretty Girls Battle: Texas Hold'em
• Pretty Girls Mahjong Solitaire

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• Guns of Icarus Alliance
• Guns of Icarus Online
• Impossible Creatures Steam Edition
• Lethal League
• Tempest: Pirate Action RPG
• Tempest - Treasure Lands
• Tempest - Original Soundtrack
• Warhammer 40,000: Space Wolf
• Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide

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• *Book of Demons
• *For The King
• PlateUp!
• Spiritfarer®: Farewell Edition
• Kingdom Two Crowns
• White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
• Warhammer 40,000: Gladius - Relics of War
• Murder by Numbers
• Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
• Steel Rats™
• Hue
• Sifu Deluxe Edition Upgrade Bundle (Epic key)
• Gal*Gun: Double Peace
• The Invisible Hours
• Synergia
• ROCKETRON
• Project Nimbus: Complete Edition
• Dead Age
• Dusk Diver 酉閃町
• Spirit Hunter: NG
• Slain: Back from Hell(?)
• Cook, Serve, Delicious!
• Tower of Time
• Danger Scavenger
• Survive the Nights
• The Beast Inside
• Valfaris
• Nongunz: Doppelganger Edition
• This War of Mine
• My Time At Portia

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• Knights of Pen and Paper +1 Edition
• Knights of Pen and Paper 2 - Here Be Dragons

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• 112 Operator
• 911 Operator
• Book of Demons
• Broken Age
• Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons
• Crying Suns
• Crying Suns
• Dear Esther: Landmark Edition
• Driftland: The Magic Revival
• Liberated (GOG key)
• Moon Hunters
• Out of Reach: Treasure Royale
• Ring of Pain
• Rustler (Grand Theft Horse)
• Wanderlust: Travel Stories (GOG key)
• WARSAW
• X-Morph: Defense + European Assault, Survival of the Fittest, and Last Bastion DLC (I believe this redeems as the linked Complete Pack, minus the soundtrack)
• ΔV: Rings of Saturn(?)

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• Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game
• Fobia - St. Dinfna Hotel
• Phoenix Point: Year One Edition
• Deliver Us The Moon
• Morkredd
• Rogue Heroes: Ruins of Tasos
• Space Crew: Legendary Edition
• Spirit Hunter: NG
• Survivalist: Invisible Strain
• Warhammer: Vermintide 2
• ENDLESS™ Space 2
• Surviving the Aftermath
• The Long Dark

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• Fallout 76
• Othercide
• Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous - Enhanced Edition
• ScourgeBringer
• Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
• HOT WHEELS UNLEASHED™
• Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition
• Sonic CD (removed from Steam Store)
• LEGO® Harry Potter: Years 1-4
• LEGO® Harry Potter: Years 5-7
• STRIDER™ / ストライダー飛竜®
• Bionic Commando
• Full Metal Furies
• Ultra Street Fighter® IV
• Starbound
• Mafia III: Sign of the Times
• Outlast 2
• Dreamfall Chapters
• BioShock 2
• Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition
• Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter
• The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare
• Crusaders of the Lost Idols Legendary Starter Pack
• Project CARS (removed from Steam Store)

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WANT:
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• 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel
• A Hat in Time
• Avernum: Escape from the Pit
• Bendy and the Ink Machine
• Coromon
• CODE VEIN
• CrossCode
• Dead Rising 4
• Dungreed
• Mega Man 11
• Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition
• NBA 2K Playgrounds 2
• NECROPOLIS: BRUTAL EDITION
• Omensight: Definitive Edition
• Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection
• Submerged
• Tower Unite
• Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap

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Hello guys, i've been making a client-side modpack for myself and i have this crash pop up when i launch the game. Could anyone help me figure out whats wrong and whats the solution to it?
---- Minecraft Crash Report ----
// Don't do that.
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Time: 2023-03-28 20:05:54
Description: Initializing game
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java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: Could not initialize class net.minecraft.class_1921

at Not Enough Crashes deobfuscated stack trace.(1.19.2+build.28) at net.minecraft.client.font.GlyphAtlasTexture.(GlyphAtlasTexture:29) at net.minecraft.client.font.FontStorage.getGlyphRenderer(FontStorage:163) at net.minecraft.client.font.BuiltinEmptyGlyph.bake(BuiltinEmptyGlyph:53) at net.minecraft.client.font.FontStorage.setFonts(FontStorage:53) at net.minecraft.client.font.FontManager.method\_27540(FontManager:43) at net.minecraft.util.Util.make(Util:493) at net.minecraft.client.font.FontManager.(FontManager:43) at net.minecraft.client.MinecraftClient.(MinecraftClient:537) at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(Main:205) at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(Main:51) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.game.minecraft.MinecraftGameProvider.launch([MinecraftGameProvider.java:462](https://MinecraftGameProvider.java:462)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.Knot.launch([Knot.java:74](https://Knot.java:74)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClient.main([KnotClient.java:23](https://KnotClient.java:23)) 

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A detailed walkthrough of the error, its code path and all known details is as follows:
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-- Head --
Thread: Render thread
Stacktrace:

at net.minecraft.class\_380.(class\_380.java:29) at net.minecraft.class\_377.method\_2012(class\_377.java:163) at net.minecraft.class\_7191.bake(class\_7191.java:53) at net.minecraft.class\_377.method\_2004(class\_377.java:53) at net.minecraft.class\_378.method\_27540(class\_378.java:43) at net.minecraft.class\_156.method\_654(class\_156.java:493) at net.minecraft.class\_378.(class\_378.java:43) at net.minecraft.class\_310.(class\_310.java:537) 

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-- Initialization --
Details:

Modules: ADVAPI32.dll:Advanced Windows 32 Base API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation COMCTL32.dll:User Experience Controls Library:6.10 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation CRYPT32.dll:Crypto API32:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation CRYPTBASE.dll:Base cryptographic API DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation CRYPTSP.dll:Cryptographic Service Provider API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation CoreMessaging.dll:Microsoft CoreMessaging Dll:10.0.22621.608 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation CoreUIComponents.dll:Microsoft Core UI Components Dll:10.0.22621.608:Microsoft Corporation DBGHELP.DLL:Windows Image Helper:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation DEVOBJ.dll:Device Information Set DLL:10.0.22621.1344 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation DNSAPI.dll:DNS Client API DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation GDI32.dll:GDI Client DLL:10.0.22621.608 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation GLU32.dll:OpenGL Utility Library DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation IMM32.DLL:Multi-User Windows IMM32 API Client DLL:10.0.22621.1344 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation IPHLPAPI.DLL:IP Helper API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation KERNEL32.DLL:Windows NT BASE API Client DLL:10.0.22621.900 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation KERNELBASE.dll:Windows NT BASE API Client DLL:10.0.22621.1344 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation MMDevApi.dll:MMDevice API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation MSCTF.dll:MSCTF Server DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation MpOav.dll:IOfficeAntiVirus Module:4.18.2302.7 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation NSI.dll:NSI User-mode interface DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation NTASN1.dll:Microsoft ASN.1 API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation OLEAUT32.dll:OLEAUT32.DLL:10.0.22621.608 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation Ole32.dll:Microsoft OLE for Windows:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation OpenAL.dll:Main implementation library:1.21.1: PSAPI.DLL:Process Status Helper:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation Pdh.dll:Windows Performance Data Helper DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation RPCRT4.dll:Remote Procedure Call Runtime:10.0.22621.1344 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation SETUPAPI.dll:Windows Setup API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation SHCORE.dll:SHCORE:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation SHELL32.dll:Windows Shell Common Dll:10.0.22621.755 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation UMPDC.dll:User Mode Power Dependency Coordinator:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation USER32.dll:Multi-User Windows USER API Client DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation USERENV.dll:Userenv:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation VCRUNTIME140.dll:Microsoft® C Runtime Library:14.29.30139.0 built by: vcwrkspc:Microsoft Corporation VERSION.dll:Version Checking and File Installation Libraries:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation WINHTTP.dll:Windows HTTP Services:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation WINMM.dll:MCI API DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation WINSTA.dll:Winstation Library:10.0.22621.608 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation WINTRUST.dll:Microsoft Trust Verification APIs:10.0.22621.1194 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation WS2\_32.dll:Windows Socket 2.0 32-Bit DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation WSOCK32.dll:Windows Socket 32-Bit DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation WTSAPI32.dll:Windows Remote Desktop Session Host Server SDK APIs:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation amsi.dll:Anti-Malware Scan Interface:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation apphelp.dll:Application Compatibility Client Library:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation awt.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft bcrypt.dll:Windows Cryptographic Primitives Library:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation bcryptPrimitives.dll:Windows Cryptographic Primitives Library:10.0.22621.1344 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation cfgmgr32.dll:Configuration Manager DLL:10.0.22621.1344 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation clbcatq.dll:COM+ Configuration Catalog:2001.12.10941.16384 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation combase.dll:Microsoft COM for Windows:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation cryptnet.dll:Crypto Network Related API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation dbgcore.DLL:Windows Core Debugging Helpers:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation dhcpcsvc.DLL:DHCP Client Service:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation dhcpcsvc6.DLL:DHCPv6 Client:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation dinput8.dll:Microsoft DirectInput:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation drvstore.dll:Driver Store API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation dwmapi.dll:Microsoft Desktop Window Manager API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation dxcore.dll:DXCore:10.0.22621.608 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation fwpuclnt.dll:FWP/IPsec User-Mode API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation gdi32full.dll:GDI Client DLL:10.0.22621.1344 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation glfw.dll:GLFW 3.4.0 DLL:3.4.0:GLFW icm32.dll:Microsoft Color Management Module (CMM):10.0.22621.1344 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation inputhost.dll:InputHost:10.0.22621.1344 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation java.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft javaw.exe:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft jemalloc.dll jimage.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft jli.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft jna14221501577847164235.dll:JNA native library:6.1.2:Java(TM) Native Access (JNA) jsvml.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft jvm.dll:OpenJDK 64-Bit server VM:17.0.3.0:Microsoft kernel.appcore.dll:AppModel API Host:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation lwjgl.dll lwjgl\_opengl.dll lwjgl\_stb.dll management.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft management\_ext.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft msasn1.dll:ASN.1 Runtime APIs:10.0.22621.819 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation mscms.dll:Microsoft Color Matching System DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation msvcp140.dll:Microsoft® C Runtime Library:14.29.30139.0 built by: vcwrkspc:Microsoft Corporation msvcp\_win.dll:Microsoft® C Runtime Library:10.0.22621.608 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation msvcrt.dll:Windows NT CRT DLL:7.0.22621.608 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation mswsock.dll:Microsoft Windows Sockets 2.0 Service Provider:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation napinsp.dll:E-mail Naming Shim Provider:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation ncrypt.dll:Windows NCrypt Router:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation net.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft nio.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft nlansp\_c.dll:NLA Namespace Service Provider DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation ntdll.dll:NT Layer DLL:10.0.22621.900 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation ntmarta.dll:Windows NT MARTA provider:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation nvoglv64.dll:NVIDIA Compatible OpenGL ICD:31.0.15.3141:NVIDIA Corporation nvspcap64.dll:NVIDIA Game Proxy:3.27.0.112:NVIDIA Corporation opengl32.dll:OpenGL Client DLL:10.0.22621.608 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation perfos.dll:Windows System Performance Objects DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation pfclient.dll:SysMain Client:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation pnrpnsp.dll:PNRP Name Space Provider:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation powrprof.dll:Power Profile Helper DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation profapi.dll:User Profile Basic API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation rasadhlp.dll:Remote Access AutoDial Helper:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation rsaenh.dll:Microsoft Enhanced Cryptographic Provider:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation sechost.dll:Host for SCM/SDDL/LSA Lookup APIs:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation shlwapi.dll:Shell Light-weight Utility Library:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation sunmscapi.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft textinputframework.dll:"TextInputFramework.DYNLINK":10.0.22621.1344 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation ucrtbase.dll:Microsoft® C Runtime Library:10.0.22621.608 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation uxtheme.dll:Microsoft UxTheme Library:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation vcruntime140\_1.dll:Microsoft® C Runtime Library:14.29.30139.0 built by: vcwrkspc:Microsoft Corporation verify.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft win32u.dll:Win32u:10.0.22621.1413 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation windows.storage.dll:Microsoft WinRT Storage API:10.0.22621.608 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation winrnr.dll:LDAP RnR Provider DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation wintypes.dll:Windows Base Types DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation wldp.dll:Windows Lockdown Policy:10.0.22621.900 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation wshbth.dll:Windows Sockets Helper DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation wshunix.dll:AF\_UNIX Winsock2 Helper DLL:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation xinput1\_4.dll:Microsoft Common Controller API:10.0.22621.1 (WinBuild.160101.0800):Microsoft Corporation zip.dll:OpenJDK Platform binary:17.0.3.0:Microsoft 

Stacktrace:

at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.method\_44604([Main.java:205](https://Main.java:205)) at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main([Main.java:51](https://Main.java:51)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.game.minecraft.MinecraftGameProvider.launch([MinecraftGameProvider.java:462](https://MinecraftGameProvider.java:462)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.Knot.launch([Knot.java:74](https://Knot.java:74)) at net.fabricmc.loader.impl.launch.knot.KnotClient.main([KnotClient.java:23](https://KnotClient.java:23)) 

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-- System Details --
Details:

Minecraft Version: 1.19.2 Minecraft Version ID: 1.19.2 Operating System: Windows 10 (amd64) version 10.0 Java Version: 17.0.3, Microsoft Java VM Version: OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM (mixed mode), Microsoft Memory: 533515968 bytes (508 MiB) / 905969664 bytes (864 MiB) up to 32212254720 bytes (30720 MiB) CPUs: 16 Processor Vendor: GenuineIntel Processor Name: 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-12600K Identifier: Intel64 Family 6 Model 151 Stepping 2 Microarchitecture: unknown Frequency (GHz): 3.69 Number of physical packages: 1 Number of physical CPUs: 10 Number of logical CPUs: 16 Graphics card #0 name: Intel(R) UHD Graphics 770 Graphics card #0 vendor: Intel Corporation (0x8086) Graphics card #0 VRAM (MB): 1024.00 Graphics card #0 deviceId: 0x4680 Graphics card #0 versionInfo: DriverVersion=31.0.101.3959 Graphics card #1 name: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 Graphics card #1 vendor: NVIDIA (0x10de) Graphics card #1 VRAM (MB): 4095.00 Graphics card #1 deviceId: 0x2487 Graphics card #1 versionInfo: DriverVersion=31.0.15.3141 Memory slot #0 capacity (MB): 16384.00 Memory slot #0 clockSpeed (GHz): 2.13 Memory slot #0 type: DDR4 Memory slot #1 capacity (MB): 16384.00 Memory slot #1 clockSpeed (GHz): 2.13 Memory slot #1 type: DDR4 Virtual memory max (MB): 34607.87 Virtual memory used (MB): 14283.05 Swap memory total (MB): 2048.00 Swap memory used (MB): 0.00 JVM Flags: 9 total; -XX:HeapDumpPath=MojangTricksIntelDriversForPerformance\_javaw.exe\_minecraft.exe.heapdump -Xss1M -Xmx30G -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:G1NewSizePercent=20 -XX:G1ReservePercent=20 -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=50 -XX:G1HeapRegionSize=32M Fabric Mods: accurateblockplacement: Accurate Block Placement 1.0.15 adaptive-tooltips: Adaptive Tooltips 1.0.1 com\_github\_llamalad7\_mixinextras: mixinextras 0.1.1 advancementinfo: AdvancementInfo 1.19.1-fabric0.58.5-1.3.1 architectury: Architectury 6.5.69 badpackets: Bad Packets 0.2.1 balm-fabric: Balm 4.5.7 bendy-lib: Bendy api 2.1.1 betterhandbobbing: Better Hand Bobbing 1.2.2 betterhurtcam: BetterHurtCam 1.5.0 betterhurtcam-mc119: BetterHurtCam+mc1.19 1.5.0 betterpingdisplay: Better Ping Display 1.1.1 betterstats: Better Statistics Screen 2.3+1.19.2 tcdcommons: TCD Commons API 2.3+1.19.2 boatiview: Boat Item View Fabric 0.0.4 bobby: Bobby 4.0.1 com\_typesafe\_config: config 1.4.2 io\_leangen\_geantyref\_geantyref: geantyref 1.3.13 org\_spongepowered\_configurate-core: configurate-core 4.1.2 org\_spongepowered\_configurate-hocon: configurate-hocon 4.1.2 ccoords: Chat Coords 0.2.2233 charmonium: Charmonium 4.2.1 com\_moandjiezana\_toml\_toml4j: toml4j 0.7.2 chat\_heads: Chat Heads 0.10.5 chesttracker: Chest Tracker 1.1.18 libgui: LibGui 6.3.0+1.19 

jankson: Jankson 4.1.1+j1.2.1
blue_endless_jankson: jankson 1.2.1
libninepatch: LibNinePatch 1.1.0

 whereisit: Where Is It 1.14.13 clean-debug: Clean F3 0.2.0 cloth-config: Cloth Config v8 8.2.88 cloth-basic-math: cloth-basic-math 0.6.1 cmdkeybind: Command Macros 1.6.0-1.19 kyrptconfig: Kyrpt Config 1.4.14-1.19 craftingtweaks: Crafting Tweaks 15.1.6 cullclouds: Cull Clouds 0.1.0 custom\_hud: CustomHud 3.0.1+1.19.2 darkmodeeverywhere: DarkModeEverywhere 1.19.2-1.0.4 forgeconfigapiport: Forge Config API Port 4.2.6 

com_electronwill_night-config_core: core 3.6.5
com_electronwill_night-config_toml: toml 3.6.5

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I called my pharmacy (Sam’s Club) since they always have my Mounjaro day of or next day and unfortunately they are getting told that they don’t have it in stock with a possibility of having it maybe ready April 10 😭. I still have enough pens to last me that long but I don’t want to have to wait.

Hacking Websites; Hire a Website Hacker to Hack Website and Data
What is the best way to hack a website? For some time now we have been hearing about web server vulnerabilities, including SQL injection, cross site scripting XSS and denial of service attacks. To protect our websites from such attacks, we must try to prevent attackers from accessing them in the first place. One of the most common ways hackers try to gain access to our websites is by trying to guess usernames and passwords. It may sound funny but if a hacker knows the usernames and passwords of many websites then he can use this to gain access to any database on the Internet.
IMPORTANT NOTICE**: If you ever need the service of a hacker to hack any website or for any other hacking service, send an email to [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])
This means that if we cannot protect our databases by changing our usernames and passwords every so often then the chance of someone gaining access to them increases dramatically. Even a small number of user names and passwords can increase a hacker's confidence enough to give him access to a database. In order to prevent this kind of attack on our websites, we must try to prevent the hackers getting into the database. The database is obviously the one that contains our customer records, login details and other important usernames and passwords.
The database security is very important because if a hacker is able to get into the database he can use it to do any damage to our company. The security of the database should be strong, but unfortunately it is not always possible to create such database security, which is why it is very important for us to change our usernames and passwords every now and then. However, even if we cannot change our usernames and passwords very often the security of our database is still very important and we should consider using database security software like the commercial products available in the market.
How to Hack a Login Page
One of the most common hacking techniques is the denial of service attack. This is where the attacker obtains a legitimate-looking website that may look legitimate but is actually a phishing attack aimed at stealing sensitive information like usernames and passwords. Once the hacker gained access to our website, he or she can use this information to escalate their own membership in the system, create spam links, delete a user's files and folders, and perform other harmful activities such as redirecting email addresses.
A common site that we encounter that is targeted by these denial of service attacks is PayPal. This is because PayPal is one of the most used websites online. Apart from PayPal, another common website hacking techniques is the clickjacking attack. This involves the hacker finding out how to trigger the vulnerable link in Adobe Flash so that the pages he or she is trying to access turns into an error page instead of allowing the user to proceed to the login page.
The hacker can also try to phish usernames and passwords of various financial institutions including those run by the United States government. Some of the financial information that the hackers can obtain include Social Security numbers, credit card numbers, bank account numbers, and passwords. Once this information falls into the wrong hands, it can be very difficult and complicated to retrieve them especially if the user was using a secure server.
How to Hack Website Admin Password.
Hackers, who do not understand the consequences of their actions, are prone to using 'hacking' methods when trying to crack the security of a website. Hacking is the process of gaining access to another person's computer without their consent. The way in which you could hack into a website is through one of the many security holes that exist within the programming language used by websites to create and maintain their functionality. Most of the time when people try to gain access to a website they do so by clicking on links that appear within the text or in the background of a video.
However, some people try to gain access to a website by bypassing all of the security measures which are placed upon it and this is known as 'Hacking the Web'. When one tries to hack into a website, it is often the case that they attempt to use the website admin password to gain access to the inner workings of the server. In order to hack into a website, one would have to crack the security password which is usually set by the webmaster and is usually difficult to guess. If a user is successful in cracking this password, it then opens up the door for further attacks to the system.
Attacks could range from stealing personal information, such as usernames and passwords, as well as damaging or corrupting files and programs. In the case of a personal computer, if a website admin password is stolen, it could mean that the owner of that computer will not be able to login to their own computer until they either reset the password or obtain a new one.
How to Hack Website Username and Password.
If you are one of the many people who have lost their passwords for their accounts on different websites, then you are probably wondering how to hack a website username and password. With the rapid increase in computer crimes such as identity theft and credit card fraud, there are a lot of unscrupulous people who would like to have access to your information.
This includes your bank account numbers, social security numbers, passwords, and credit cards. Hackers are getting smarter each day, and it has become easier for them to figure out ways to steal these valuable pieces of information. However, it is still not impossible to protect yourself from having your account details stolen.
Hack Website Online Tool.
How to hack school website it’s relatively easy to hack a website if you have knowledge of programming. Various programs exist that are programmed to automatically crawl the Internet to find websites that have changed their passwords, or have posted advertisements. These programs can easily be programmed to take down URLs and alter grades on the fly.
Once they've hacked a college website, other websites will be affected as well, and so forth. In the case of how to hack school website, other students could be caught stealing classmates' homework and grading process information. Many high schools have already lost money due to students using their credit card to buy books and other items off of a website that was hacked.
How to Hack a Website and Change it.
If you are interested in how to hack a website and change it, then you are not alone. Hackers are always looking for new ways to get at and steal information from other computers. When you are trying to learn how to hack a website and change it, you will need to understand that when you have found the right type of vulnerability, you can use this information to access some of the files that are not normally accessible.
For example, if you were to find an HTML password leak, then you might be able to change the code to display something else instead of just the plain password on the page. Hacking a website and changing it is not difficult, but you will need to know what you are doing or you could end up having some pretty bad results. Some of the things that you might want to consider if you are wondering how to hack a website and change it includes finding out if there is any type of cross-site scripting.
If the hackers already have some knowledge of the programming language that the website is using. Another thing to consider is if there is any type of cross-browser compatibility issue between the website and one of the different browsers that support the script that is being used on the website. Then, if you have the right information on the file that needs to be hacked, you will be able to find all of the information that you need to carry out the hacking process successfully.
IMPORTANT NOTICE**: If you ever need the service of a hacker to hack any website or for any other hacking service, send an email to [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])

Hi everyone. I am having a problem with registering a phone number for apps such as Bank of America, Credit Karma, Steam -- basically, any app or website that requires adding a phone number to your account. When I do so, it tells me something along the lines of "VoIP numbers are not accepted" or "only mobile numbers are allowed". Let me note that calls, texts, and data are working as intended.
Now, this is the part where it gets tricky because I'm inputting a mobile number which is on US Mobile (using the Verizon Wireless network). Yes, it was originally a VoIP number. However, it has been a wireless number for over six weeks.
So, if I'm not mistaken, it seems the issue is US Mobile didn't update the phone number in the database when I transferred the number to their service. I believe this problem will persist as the apps and websites are detecting an incorrect CLEC, until it is updated in the database to detect it being a Verizon Wireless phone number.
I also believe this is the issue because if I search the number using a number lookup tool (such as https://www.numlookup.com/, for instance), it SHOULD now display as "mobile" on Verizon Wireless. However, it still displays the previous phone carrier and previous phone type.
Does anyone know the easiest way to get this resolved and properly updated? I was told with number transfers, the database normally updates automatically within 24-96 hours, but that clearly isn't the case here. Any bit of help is appreciated. Thanks!

Hi, I just want to include a disclaimer here: this script is NOT for the faint of heart. This shit gets dark, as both the speaker and listener characters are real sick, sadistic pieces of shit. Please proceed with caution or click off if you’re uncomfortable with any of the themes mentioned.
I’ve included a full list of tags here: [AFA] [M4A] [F4A] [Reverse-Yandere] [Yandere(?)] [Sadistic Speaker] [Not in the 'Fun' Way] [Private Eye] [Mystery] [Horror] [Thriller] [Stalking] [Betrayal] [Listener's Plan Backfiring] [Drugging and Mentions of Drugging] [Lots of Swearing] [Bad Jokes] [Coffee Shop AU Gone Wrong] [Being Tied Up and Gagged] [Speaker Character: So, Anyway, I Started Monologuing; As a Treat :)))] [Bad Policing] [Possible Nepotism] [Breaking and Entering] [Mentions of Murder] [Mentions of Torture] [Some Psychological Torture Elements] [Threats of Bodily Harm] [Death Threats] [Stress Positions at the End]
I am a keen fan of horror and it definitely shows. If you’re not a fan of the horror and/or thriller genres, this probably isn’t for you.
This is not and should not be interpreted as a kink/fetish thing. I am Ace and, consequently, I am very uncomfortable with my work being sexualised. That being said, while I do not approve of any of the genders in the script being changed (especially that of the listener, as I want to keep this open to everyone), I am more understanding towards rewording and/or leaving some of the more uncomfortable parts or trigger words out.
None of what’s mentioned here is meant to, in anyway, mock or glorify their real world equivalents. I just like writing evil characters who deserve everything that’s coming to them. They’re fun to hate and rip apart :)
Personally, I would be reluctant to classify this as ASMR. I feel that Audio Roleplay would a better title, simply because this is anything but relaxing.
If you want to monetise this mess, by all means feel free, aside from places with paywalls like Patreon, and give me credit. Please just send a link in the comments, so I can see it :)
Also, please don’t use stolen art in your thumbnails. Credit the artists. Thanks :)
(Wow, I have spent way too long on this lol; the brain worms demanded a sacrifice and they are finally satiated)
***
(For Speaker)
This past year had easily been the most terrifying in your life. It had taken an honestly embarrassingly long time to put the pieces together but you finally had the full picture. And it was a hideous, monstrous thing.
No-one was coming to save you. You’d learnt that lesson the hard way. You were alone, forced to placate and humour a monster that was drawing closer and closer, toying with its food. It wanted to hurt you. It would hurt you if you didn’t do anything.
So, how to you hurt a monster? You become one yourself.
And if you happen to get a little carried away? Oh, well. You’ve always been a strong believer in karma anyway…
***
(For Listener)
Finally, after years of waiting, this was it. It had taken so long and so much effort but it was finally going to pay off. That cute little barista (with a certainly interesting side-gig) was inviting you over to their house. It would just be the two of you. No friends. No family. No distractions or witnesses. You’d made sure of that.
They were finally within your grasp. They were finally going to be yours. To have. To love. To ruin.
It’s going to be exhilarating finally being able to watch their sweet face morph in pain, knowing you were the only thing on their mind.
Finally, you’ll be alone with them. Nothing can go wrong…
***
(Use general sound effects and background music to make scenes more immersive)
(Sound of knocking, followed by front door opening)
Heyyyyyyy! Good see you!
(Sound of hugging. Speaker then pulls back and claps listener on the back)
Come in, come in! Welcome to my humble abode!
(Sound of door shutting)
Shoe rack is over here and coat hooks are at the end of the hall.
Would you like anything to drink? Tea? Coffee?
[.]
(Customer service voice) And do you want any milk or sugar with that? I have soya or oat milk, if you’d prefer (a laugh).
[.]
Cool. I’ll be back in a moment. Make yourself at home.
(Sound of two pairs of footsteps and then listener sitting down on the sofa)
(Distant sound of kettle boiling and speaker humming)
(A few moments later the sound of footsteps and a couple of mugs being set on a table)
Theeeere we go. The green mug is yours.
It‘s not as nice as the stuff I make back at the shop. But I’m sure you can forgive me for the ‘egregious sin’ of not having an industrial coffee grinder.
Do you want to listen to some music?
[.]
(Sound of footsteps)
(Sound of radio switching various stations and loud static)
(Annoyed tone) Ah, it’s acting up again, stupid thing. Damnit.
(Sound of radio being turned off)
(Voice apologetic) Never mind. Sorry.
(Footsteps, followed by sound of speaker sitting down on sofa)
(Sound of listener picking up the mug and taking a swig)
Damn, already? That must be scalding!
[.]
Whatever you say. Weirdo. So, how have you been?
[.]
Yeah, I’ve been good, thanks. Working costumer service has been as much of a blessing as ever! (Short laugh)
[.] (Sound of listener taking a sip)
(Joking tone/banter) Oh, don’t you dare give me that ‘tHe CuStoMeR iS aLwiSe rIgHt’ crap! Do you have any idea how many lectures I get from my boss? All I do is reflect particularly rude customers’ energy back at them. With the way she goes on, you’d think I murdered babies for a living and drank their parents’ tears. Honestly, I’m surprised she hasn’t fired me already. It would be a blessing by this point. But I’m pretty sure she can’t afford to.
Oh, yeah. That reminds me. Get this, right? I swear to God, just the other day, there was a lady who came in and demanded so many shots of espresso I was worried her heart was going to give out there and then. I asked if she was sure and she just looked me dead in the eye, eye bags plain as day, and said: ‘Straight caffeine powder isn’t legal anymore; so, this’ll have to do.’ Honestly, main character energy.
[.]
Exactly. It’s her world. We’re just living in it.
[.]
She’s come in a few times but I wouldn’t call her a regular. I think I saw her wearing a lanyard with the name of the local secondary school on it. So, I’m pretty sure she works there. ‘Can’t really blame her if that’s the case, can I? (A laugh).
[.] (Sound of listener taking a sip)
I’m mean, I probably should’ve refused to serve her. But I couldn’t bring myself to. She looked so dead inside and I’m not that cruel.
Besides, it’s not my responsibility if something happened, you know? It was her decision.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Especially if you get caught out being an idiot.
[.]
No, I don’t think anything happened. I didn’t hear anything, at least.
Admittedly, I haven’t seen her at the shop since. But I also haven’t seen any new job listings at said school. So, you never know… (A laugh).
Maybe I’m being haunted by her eternally-caffeinated spirit for my coffee-related crimes against humanity (speaker makes silly ‘OoOoOoOo’ sound).
(Sound of mug falling over and tea spilling)
Oh, fuck!
(Sound of both speaker and listener getting up)
(Voice sound exasperated) Fucking Hell!
(Voice gentler) Did any spill on you?
[.]
Good. You wait here. I’ll go grab some paper towels.
(Sound of speaker walking away and coming back a few moments later)
(Sound of speaker wiping up the spill)
[.]
Hey, don’t apologise. I was the one who knocked it over because I was being a dumbarse.
Maybe that was Espresso Lady’s revenge! Forever dooming me to spill hot drinks to protect future victims from my wrath.
(Sound of heart beat suddenly thundering in the listener’s ears)
Shit are you okay? You look faint.
[.]
I’ll go grab you some water, hold on.
(Sounds of hurried footsteps, as speaker walks away)
(Sound of hurried footsteps approaching a few moments later)
Bloody Hell, my life is turning into a fetch quest. Okay, maybe not the time for jokes.
Here.
[.]
(Sound of water being drunk from a plastic cup)(Continuous throughout section)
(Placating tone) Thaaaaaat’s it. Small sips. Don’t want you vomiting.
Thaaaaaat’s it. Don’t fight it. You’ll only give yourself a headache. Shshshshsh…
Thaaaaaaaaat’s it. You’re doing so well.
A little more to fully wash it down and… theeeere we go…
(Sound fades out)
***
(Sound fades back in and speaker is humming ‘Final Girl’ by Graveyardguy)(Ignore if not safe for copyright. Replace with general sounds of busywork)
Ah, back with me? Well, at the risk of sounding like a Skyrim NPC, you’re finally awake. You took your sweet time.
Too bad for you Espresso Lady spilled the wrong one, huh? … Nevermind, that was terrible anyway.
Don’t struggle, don’t struggle. Well, I mean, you can if you want. I doubt the circulation to your hands and feet would appreciate it though. Just take a second to get your bearings.
Also, don’t mind the gag. I’m just not in the mood for your screaming.
I know it must be torture, not being able to run your mouth for once in your life. But, honestly… seeing you like this is (tone slightly breathless) so cathartic. Look at you.
To be honest, I was worried that seeing you like this would make me chicken out. It’s one thing to fantasise about something; it’s another thing entirely to see it in front of you.
That wide-eyed expression. ‘Surprisingly cute and innocuous for a creature so vile. You should make it more often. And I’m more than willing to help.
(A laugh) It’s funny: before all this, the last thing I would’ve regarded myself as was a sadist. A strong believer in karma, yes, but not a sadist. But, then again, I’d never despised anyone so entirely before either. I’ve never wanted hurt someone so badly before. You really do bring out the worst in me.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
Sooo, let’s address the elephant in the room: I know you’ve been stalking me. It’s why I brought you here, actually. I’ve been investigating you for a while.
I know! The resident private eye decided to do a background check. Shocker(!)
Turns out I can do a little more than just latte art, huh?
(Tone mocking) Awww, poor thing. How does it feel to be outplayed, for once?
Does it hurt? Does it scare you? Not knowing what was happening just under your nose? Thinking that you could trust someone, only to find out they had their own ulterior motives?
It scared me. More than you know. But I’m sure you’re going to become very familiar with that feeling. Very soon. Just like I did.
But I’m sure if you could talk, besides the screaming for help, you’d be asking a lot of questions. Like why I’m doing this? Or how I found you out?
I owe you nothing. I really don’t. But because I’m nice, I’ll tell you a little story. A truly ‘captivating’ tale. I know, I know, bad joke.
I have a lot I want to say. Self-indulgent, sure, but I think I more than deserve it, given all the shit I’ve been through. Consider this my ‘villain’ speech. Doomsday weapon not included.
It all started when I was realised I was being followed home. I won’t lie, I was embarrassingly slow on the uptake. Ironic, given my job but what can you do?
It had been late at night, having just closed up, and I was headed to the bus station. The streets were almost entirely deserted, aside from the occasional night owl or drunk. It was peaceful.
And then I saw a figure, with their hood drawn up, out of the corner of my eye. I didn’t think anything of it. Why would I? So, together we walked down to the bus stop, not saying a word, and got on a bus. So far, so normal.
When we got to my stop, I got off. And I noticed that that same person had gotten off with me. Again nothing really unusual. Except we were taking the exact same route. Both at the same even pace, except that the mystery figure followed from just further down the road. Just far down enough that, if I hadn’t seen them get off at the same stop, I honestly wouldn’t have thought anything of it. We matched each other perfectly, road for road, turn for turn.
I’ve always been mildly paranoid. Kinda need to be, for the type of work I do. So, as we got closer and closer to my neighbourhood, I started to get anxious. We’d been taking the same route for a good half hour and I still hadn’t seen their face.
So, I decided to test my hypothesis. I took a left. They took a left. I took another left. They took another left. I took yet another left. They look that same left. I went straight. They went straight. I took a right. They took a right. I took another right. They did too.
By that point I was certain, so I crossed as many random roads as I could, provided they were well lit, until I was satisfied that I’d lost my pursuer. And then I headed home.
I would’ve forgotten about it, written it off as just a random mugger. But I couldn’t. Not given the then-recent disappearance. Disappearances happen all the time. It’s a big city, with plenty of shady alleys and shadier people. The world isn’t going to stop turning just because one poor soul vanished off the face of it. But this one stood out. It was an old classmate of mine, I believe, back in college. The guy was an arsehole; nobody liked him. Least of all myself, given how he used to torment me. But, still, the effect was the same. It just… stuck with me.
I wasn’t exactly fond of the idea of travelling via public transport. But I didn’t have a choice. My car had failed its MOT spectacularly. So, I was in the middle of the long, painful process of finding another.
It set me on edge and I started to feel like I was being watched every time I headed home. Did you know there’s a word for that? The sensation of being watched. Scopaesthesia. For some reason, I’ve never thought that sounded right.
But regardless of whatever it’s called or should be called, it started to freak me out, the longer it went on. I kept seeing that same hooded figure, out the corner of my eye.
I stuck to the lit streets, even if it took me a good 15 minutes longer. None of my co-workers could walk me home, as they lived on the other side of town.
Maybe that’s why I noticed the pattern. Because I was already on-guard.
I enjoyed your company. I’d even argue that I looked forward to it. I started working at that café when I was strapped for cash and it was the only place that would take me. ‘Not exactly my first choice and I wasn’t exactly thrilled about having to get a second job, in the first place. But you made it bearable.
You were nice. Maybe a little overly flirty but nice. You were the type of person to chat at the counter, while I made your drink, and just ask how I was doing. Who I told which drinks to try and which tasted foul. Who I gave occasional discounts to, just for the sake of it.
You treated me like an actual person. Not dirt under your shoes or a convenience to be tolerated. (Voice sounding mildly hurt) Perhaps I would’ve even gone as far as to call us friends.
I kept seeing you outside of work, from time to time. At first I thought nothing of it. Given how frequently you visited the shop, it wasn’t hard to imagine that you lived or worked locally. But then I kept seeing you. And kept seeing you. And kept seeing you.
I saw the way you side-eyed me. The way you often had your phone angled at me, like you were taking a photo.
It didn’t take long to guess that I was being tailed. Given my line of work, it’s not rare for PIs to be followed by other PIs. Das ist the beauty of counter-surveillance. And it’s not like you were being very subtle. That’s what I thought at first. So, I did some digging.
It would take way too long to describe everything that I did. So, I’ll give you the cliff notes version.
During one of your visits, I said that there was an issue regarding your membership and that I’d need your details, including your full name and email. That’s how I got hold of your surname.
Using that, I looked on various public databases and found your address. And, sure enough, you lived maybe 5, 10 minutes away from my place of work.
Moreover, your license plate matched that of a car that had been parking outside my house for weeks.
Googling your name, I found your LinkedIn. No mention of any affiliation with any kind of PI agency, law firm or police department. Nothing that seemed to suggest any training either. You were in a completely different field. That set off immediate red flags.
If you weren’t a PI then why were you following me?
At that point, I tried to report my findings to the police. Multiple times. Even if you lacked a criminal record, beyond a couple of speeding tickets, it was obvious I was being stalked. But everything that I had gathered was circumstantial. Even the photographic evidence of you following me was apparently questionable, as it could’ve been just a bad case of wrong place, wrong time. So they did nothing.
They just… brushed me off.
(Sarcasm) Which was extremely helpful.
Can you imagine that for a moment? Assuming you’re even capable of empathy. The very people who had hired you in the past, who understood your capabilities and trusted you because of them, suddenly dismissing you? Despite how many times they’d relied on you gathering evidence? …Despite how much time you’d spent with them?
If I’m being honest, it stung. But fine.
If they weren’t going to do anything because of a lack of poof, then I would find proof.
So I kept digging.
I looked at your social media and searched for who was most frequently tagged or mentioned. From there, I approached those that I could and struck up casual conversation. Most of it was superficial fluff. Nothing of substance, even when I mentioned being a loose friend of yours. After the sixth attempt that had gone absolutely fucking nowhere, I was tempted to call it a dead end. But I decided to head down to the local pub and try again anyway.
Jackpot.
Admittedly, it was probably because he already had a few drinks in him, but your friend Jake was most forthcoming. Very friendly bloke. When I mentioned you, he was more than happy to talk about your relationship. Ranging from what the pair of you did at work. To the fact you didn’t like inviting others over. To your little ‘thing’ for a quote unquote ‘cute local barista’.
As you can imagine, that latter part peaked my interest.
Apparently, you’d been meaning to ask for their number, for who knows how long. That’s what you told him, at least.
So, you were so very lucky when that same barista offered you a wink and their number a few days later! The look on your little face… honestly, precious…
(Tone sour) It was a little less ‘precious’ when I started to notice my possessions going ‘missing’.
It was mostly small things, at first. Things that, if I hadn’t been looking for them, I probably wouldn’t have noticed.
But as the months went by and we talked more and more, you got bolder.
It was becoming increasingly impossible to ignore and I knew if I didn’t say anything it would start to look suspicious. Who wouldn’t start getting pissed off and ranting at not being able to find whatever they were looking for? Especially to their friends?
So, I complained to you about it. Ranting on and on about how I’d put something down and it’d ‘magically disappear’. It’s not like I wasn’t frustrated. And every time I mentioned it, all you did was laugh and say that I was ‘scatter-brained’ and ‘it would probably turn up eventually’.
You were toying with me. I could see it in the way you looked at me, that glimmer of possessiveness in your eye. I could feel it in the way you stalked me, like a predator circling prey, drawing ever closer but not willing to end the chase just yet. I wasn’t a person to you. I was a prize, a thing to be won.
Hell, at one point, you even had the audacity to mention that one of your hobbies was lock-picking.
You were so sure you were pulling one over on me. (Voice full of vitriol) It was disgusting.
(A pause for a few seconds)
I got a home alarm soon after that little chat. I’d been meaning to for months. But you mentioning that particular little detail made it apparent that I couldn’t put it off any longer. It was only a small thing. ‘All I could afford at the time. (Voice sounding defeated) It never worked.
Hell, I don’t think it even worked as a deterrent.
(Half-muttered to self) Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure my radio started acting on the fritz around the same time. ‘Thought that was probably only coincidence. I can’t blame you for everything that’s gone wrong in my life. Only most of it.
Knowing that started making me even more paranoid. Sometimes, I’d swear that I saw movement in the corner of my eye. Or heard footsteps down the hall. I would look around but never found anything. I wasn’t sleeping well, as you can imagine, so my first impulse was to blame that. Surely you wouldn’t be so brazen or stupid as to break in when you knew I would be home… would you?
That didn’t stop me from keeping 999 on speed dial though.
Sometimes, I’d even call you, just to keep account of where you were or what you were doing. Sometimes you picked up. Sometimes you didn’t. The times you didn’t scared me.
You loved it. I could hear the smug smile in your voice whenever I called you. Knowing that you got off to it, that you though I was weak and just that desperate for your company… It was humiliating.
If I couldn’t get through to you, I called my friends. I always made sure that I had at least one person on the line, at any point that I felt eyes burning into the back of my head. So that if anything ever happened to me, someone would know.
Even as some of them grew increasingly distant or stopped responding all together, I kept calling. If my old friends refused to pick up, I made new ones at work or online. Co-workers, patrons. Anyone that was practically chatty, really. It wasn’t the best solution and I’m pretty sure that my calls at three in the morning weren’t best appreciated but it was the best I could do.
I’ve always been good at saying what people want to hear.
As time went on, things started to slow until they just kinda… plateaued. I couldn’t find anything else. Sure you had a life online but nothing that I could use to incriminate you. Using open-source intelligence was proving painfully fruitless. Brute-forcing your credentials wasn’t working. At least you weren’t enough of a ‘lovesick’ fool to use my name as a password.
I even managed to find out your Wi-Fi password. Only for my moment of triumph to be crushed by finding out you used a VPN on all your devices. There was nothing Wireshark could do about that. I considered slamming my head into a wall, after that little discovery.
But beyond that, the constant dread became almost routine. When I closed my eyes, I could almost pretend it was like before. That I was just laughing and joking with my friend, rather than teasing a bear trap, hoping to God that it wouldn’t spring on me.
(Deep breath)
Of course, after I’d been talking, hanging out in public and following you for a while, I had a pretty good idea of your general schedule.
So, I decided to pay your home a visit while you were out.
Now, normally, I wouldn’t do anything so blatantly illegal. It’s a major risk to my credibility. But I was getting desperate… and off the clock, sooo…
(Sigh)
(More serious tone) Despite everything, I wanted to be proven wrong, you know. That I was just being paranoid. It wouldn’t be the first time.
Maybe you were just someone with a crush, who was visiting a friend or family member in my neighbourhood. Even though I knew none of them lived nearby.
Maybe I really was just an idiot losing their shit and you just had poor timing and some unfortunate hobbies.
Maybe you were just socially awkward and I was seeing things that weren’t there.
I got inside and the first thing that struck me was the smell. The place reeked of rot and cleaner, sharp and acrid, making my stomach churn.
I crept through the darkness, despite myself. I knew you weren’t home. I had watched you leave and had meticulously checked your schedule for hours beforehand. I know I should’ve turned on my torch sooner. But I couldn’t help it. It felt wrong, even when I was trampling paper underfoot. I strayed deeper and deeper into the darkness, until I found what I assumed would be your bedroom, if the single lit window at night was anything to go by.
Finally, I turned on my torch and…
(Horrified tone) The walls were covered in hundreds, upon hundreds of pictures of me. Some at my places of work, some while I was asleep, some from inside my own home.
I barely suppressed a wave of bile and a horse cry died in my suddenly-too-dry throat, giving way to a low moan of terror.
All I could do was stare, unable to tear my eyes away. Scanning over row after row after row of photographs.
(Incredulous laugh) I still don’t know how you took some of them. I pretty much always keep my curtains and blinds shut.
All those private little moments. Rereading an old favourite. Singing along to a shitty pop song on Heart with a little too much enthusiasm. Just taking a nice hot shower for a little longer than strictly necessary. Violated.
There was even a fucking shrine.
You had stolen so much. Including stuff that I hadn’t even noticed, despite actively being on-guard. Clothes, the contents of my bins, post that had never arrived… (Tone of revulsion) underwear… And that’s just stuff off the top of my head.
There were pieces of paper and notebooks everywhere. Some were filled with nothing but my name, over and over and over again. Others were filled with declarations of ‘love’. And some were filled with fantasies about what you’d do to me. Many of which were… violent.
I rifled through your drawers and found everything, ranging from ropes to what looked like possible roofies to copies of my work diary
I kept looking around. I couldn’t stop myself.
I thought this had been going on for a few months, outside. But I was wrong. This had been going on for years. I’d been watched for years and had never realised.
Eventually it reached a point that there were so many pictures and pages and papers that they almost became mundane. Almost.
I don’t know how long I wandered there. Minutes? Hours? It was like time itself understood the horror of what I’d found and stood still in shock. For such a moderately-sized home, the corridors were strangely endless. Like they wanted to entomb me. That’s obviously what their owner wanted.
Finally, on the ground floor, I saw the door to your cellar. It was white. Simple. Non-descript. And, yet, it felt… off. It was weirdly compelling. Like I needed to go down there. Like I needed to know what was down there.
The closer I drew, the more magnetic it became, emanating this strange ‘aura’, for lack of a better term.
Of course, I realised how stupid it was. Everyone knows that the idiot who wanders down into the murder basement in a horror movie doesn’t make it out alive.
But you were gone and I was already snooping, so what was a little more?
It was locked but only with a simple padlock. Nothing too difficult.
I picked it with little resistance and started to walk down the stairs. They were unlit. And kept going down and down and down, deeper and deeper. It felt far too deep for a normal basement. Like the earth itself was trying to swallow me whole.
When I reached the bottom, it was pitch-black, with only the torchlight to illuminate my surroundings, barely piercing the darkness.
The air was thick with dust and bleach. So much bleach it made my eyes water and my head spin.
Eventually, I managed to find the light switch. I pawed at it and a single, naked bulb spluttered into life, momentarily blinding me. When my sight finally cleared, I peered around the room now cast in a sickly-yellow hue.
It was… small. No, not small. Small is the wrong word. Cramped. Suffocating. The walls felt close and oppressive. The wall closest to me was covered in shelving, littered with various boxes, tools and general DIY stuff, like paints and solvents.
But that wasn’t what drew my eye.
No, what filled me with abject horror was on the other side of the room.
It was a cell, made up of floor to ceiling bars. Each black pillar easily as thick as my forearm. With just enough room to fit an arm through but nothing more. The door was open.
In front of it was an old, wooden table. It was worn but clearly still sturdy, with various objects scattered across it.
I drew closer. I wish I hadn’t.
On the table was a box and a few small black things. At first I thought they were wing nuts. But as I got closer and my eyes adjusted to the low light, I realised they were part of larger mechanisms. I picked up one of the strange objects to get a better look and something black flaked off in my hand. It was too course and gritty to be paint.
It took me a few moments to recognise it but as soon as I did I felt my stomach drop.
It was a thumbscrew. A fucking thumbscrew that had been used.
I put it back on the table and immediately tried to rub off the sensation of brittle rust. I rubbed and rubbed until my skin felt raw, a dull sting drowning it out.
I turned my attention back to the table. The box sat there, innocently.
I had to open it. I knew I did. I was in too deep now.
So, I watched, numb, as my hands reached towards it. As they unhooked the simple latch, the only thing keeping it closed. As they took out piece after piece of paper.
It felt like my mind was underwater and, for a moment, the only coherent thought that filtered through was that the paper felt weirdly tacky against my glove. Like photo paper.
I looked and, sure enough, that’s what they were. Each picture perfectly glossy without a single finger print in sight. Each A5 piece depicted a close up of single person looking straight at the camera, expression blank.
Something about them struck me as odd and, as I peered closer, I realised their hair was wrong. Instead of fully falling down, like hair normally does, it instead seemed to slightly splay out to the sides. Like the people being photographed were lying down at the time.
I looked closer and felt my blood turn to ice.
These weren’t normal pictures or selfies.
No, these were different.
The subjects’ eyes were cold and glassy. Unseeing.
They were the eyes of corpses.
The photos were… trophies. Each commemorating a different person.
And I realised I recognised some of them. Each having harassed me at some point in my life. At school, at my work… I wasn’t exactly ‘normal’ growing up. I attracted bullies like moths to flame. And you knew it.
I don’t know how long I stared at them before having the common-sense to flip one over.
There was writing on the back, something in red pen. It was completely illegible.
I flipped over another. The same. I flipped over a couple more until I found one that had something actually readable on the back: ‘They’re mine to ruin’.
I didn’t understand at the time, still don’t, but if I had to hazard a guess as to why, I’d say that this wasn’t some attempt to protect me or my honour. This wasn’t you ‘eliminating any possible competition’. It was because you were jealous. You were jealous that they got to hurt me first, instead of you. You wanted and still want to ‘ruin’ me. To tear me down, bit by bit.
I counted 8 total. Only 5 were official missing persons’ cases.
Once my hands stopped shaking, I put the photos back in the box and redirected my attention to the cell, the door still open, as if beckoning me. The shadows were thicker inside.
I turned on my torch and entered. The stench of bleach and ammonia was almost unbearable. And for a moment, I was inexplicably convinced that the door would swing shut, trapping me inside. It didn’t.
Instead, I was stuck by how cold it was and, looking up, I could see a small vent directly above me. I was so distracted that I didn’t look where I was going until – clunk.
My foot hit something thick and heavy, like metal.
I looked down and saw a long cast iron chain, snaking across the floor. What the fuck?
I followed it, torchlight tracing it back to its source at the wall. It connected just shy of head height, doing nothing but leading me to further puzzlement.
I traced it back to the other end.
And then I saw it. At the other end was a large hoop of wrought black metal, with a piece that seemed to swing on a hinge. I couldn’t be…
I picked it up. I had to be sure.
I examined it closer. It was.
It was a fucking collar.
I ran. I barely remembered to turn off the light and lock the door behind me, before I was running out of that house like a bat out of Hell.
I ran all the way home, buses or taxis be damned.
I won’t lie, the first thing I did when I got home was have a panic attack. I didn’t fully calm down for another two and a half hours.
I know because every tick of my watch grated against my ears, causing fresh waves of hysteria to wash over me. Eventually, I ended up lobbing the damn thing across the room. It didn’t break. It was damaged, sure, but it still worked. I’m not sure I would’ve been able to cope if it had.
I didn’t sleep that night.
The next day, I called in to give an anonymous tip that you were potentially in possession of narcotics. It’s not like I could say: ‘Hey! I broke into this creep’s home and the walls were plastered with pictures of my face! I wasn’t trying to steal anything! Promise!’
I just had been so… dumbstruck… that I had forgotten to record, to take photos, to steal proof. To do anything. I’d found a goldmine of evidence. And yet, I’d squandered it completely.
I beat myself up for weeks, afterwards.
I couldn’t bring myself to go back though… not for a good few months.
You were never charged. To be honest, I don’t think they even searched your house. And I’m sure that had nothing to do with your finances. Or the fact that one of your close friends from university was on the local police force.
It didn’t matter anyway.
When I eventually did manage to force myself to go back, I took hundreds of photos, hours of video footage, documenting everything and sent them to the police via an anonymous email account.
Nothing.
I kept my ear to the ground for weeks and there was nothing. Just… dead silence. It was like I had never bothered in the first place.
I would say more on the matter but there’s really nothing else to say.
I sent more emails, all including detailed accounts of my experiences, photos, videos, everything that could be used to detain you. And nothing.
Not even a scolding for breaking and entering.
I didn’t know how you did it. Didn’t care, frankly. But I knew that it was your fault.
With every email, with nothing to show for it, I felt myself losing more and more hope.
Eventually, I just… stopped sending them. I felt entirely hopeless and alone. No-one was coming to save me. I wanted to give up.
You hadn’t hurt me. Maybe you wouldn’t. That’s what I tried to tell myself, at least. I knew I was lying. That cell was more than enough proof.
(Thoughtful tone) But then I had a thought… If no-one was coming to help then I was going to have to resolve things myself. My own way.
(Determined tone) And I’d make you pay when I did.
(A pause)
I don’t think I’d ever felt rage like that, before that day. Such visceral hatred. It felt so strange and horrible and weirdly violating. I felt dirty. And I hated it. But it wouldn’t stop. No amount of guilt would drown it out.
And I started to wonder what it would feel like to wrap my hands around your neck… and just squeeze.
(A pause)
Something changed in me that day. Permanently.
(Deep inhale and exhale)
So, I started to plan. I went back to that wretched house and took everything I needed. Called in a few favours with a couple old friends. Pulled more shifts at the café. Covered more cases. Cheating spouses, mostly. Not exactly the most riveting stuff. There are only so many telenovelas you can watch before they all blend together. But the important thing is that I saved like Hell. And I watched. And I waited. And I listened.
Drawing you in, closer and closer. But not like before. That was like trying to lure a stray mutt into a kennel. This was like luring a wolf into a slaughterhouse.
And after months of preparation and casual hangouts, I finally decided to bite the bullet and invite you over.
And here we are. With you right where I want you.
It wasn’t fun using myself as live bait. But, hey! You can’t deny it worked.
Besides, it’s not like you were thinking any differently. You thought this was your chance, didn’t you? You though ‘Finally, I’m alone with them. Nothing can go wrong.’
I knew full well what you were planning on doing to me. Do you really think I spilled my tea by accident? That I would be stupid enough to invite you into my home, without some kind of plan?
No.
We both had the same idea. After all, great minds think alike. But this is a monster eat monster world. And I was the hungrier monster.
Because this isn’t what good people do or even just what normal people do. This is what monsters do. You made me a monster.
(Introspective tone) … And I’m not as repulsed by that idea as I should be.
After all, it takes a monster to hurt a monster.
I wouldn’t say I’m worse, though. You know, considering (whispered in listener’s ear) I’m not a sick fuck like you.
I’m pretty sure anything I’ve done pales in comparison to the shit you’ve pulled.
Had things gone your way, you had some real twisted shit in store for me. The kind of shit that, once you know, you can’t unknow.
… I can’t even bring myself to say half of it.
And that’s exactly why I’m keeping you here. I follow the personal philosophy of: an eye for an eye. You fuck over me, I fuck over you. I think that’s fair.
Karma’s a bitch, huh?
(To be continued in Part 2 because Reddit was being a bitch)