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Events are listed by the day. Events that happen every week appear first, one time stuff after that. If you have anything you’d like people to know about, comment here or message me and I’ll add it in. If you’d like further info about any of the events, look it up! I usually don’t have any extra to add.
Ongoing and Multi-Day Events

• Faust @ 35! Spring Live Show at the Mickee Faust Theater in RR Sq. 35 years of original theater for the weird community. Dates and info here: https://www.mickeefaust.com/show-item/faust-35/
  
• Royal Hanneford Circus at the North Florida Fairgrounds. We promise to bring smiles and laughter to each and every audience with our wide variety of high-end acts and talents from all over the world. March 24 – April 2
  

Local Running, Walking, and Biking Info: https://troubleafoot.blogspot.com/
OutdooFarmer’s Markets:

• Lake Ella Grower's Market: Wednesday, 11am-2pm. Find organic vendors, and foragers: The Holistic Cannabis Community, Artzi Farms, Hickory Nut Gifts, and others. Farmer's Market Nutrition Program Coupons gladly accepted!
  
• Frenchtown Market: 524 N MLK Jr Blvd. Saturdays, 10am to 2pm. Come grow community and support your local farmers and makers, while you get your groceries for the week! Don’t forget! We match SNAP/EBT, so you DOUBLE your money to go towards locally grown fresh fruits and vegetables!
  
• Tallahassee Farmers Market: 2904 Kerry Forest Pkwy, Saturdays, 8am to Noon. Come see us at Tallahassee's longest-running farmers market! We are a year-round market, featuring local farms and vendors that provide the best seasonal produce, meats, baked goods, and more. We welcome you and your whole family (leashed pets included) to come out and meet your local farmers! Ample parking is available between our lot and the shopping center lot next door (by Red Elephant). Come early for the best selection.
  
• Tallahassee Downtown Market: Ponce de Leon Park, Saturdays, 10am-2pm. Join us for a stroll in the park among local makers, bakers, artists and farmers as live music is played by local musicians!
  

THURSDAY, 3/23

• Blue Tavern: Happy Hour Pickfoolery. Butch Burns & Brent Kittrell of the local legendary bluegrass band Bottom Dollar Boys always put the happy in happy hour - even when they're singing those sad cry-in-your-beer ballads. 5pm
  
• The Hub at Feather Oaks: Bingo. 5pm
  
• Dreamland BBQ: Weekly Open Blues Jam. If you'd like to sing, please bring your own mic. 6pm
  
• The Great Games Library: Solforge Fusion Sealed-Deck Tournament. Anyone interested in SolForge: Fusion, please come out! Thursday nights at 6:00pm to 9:00pm ish will be dedicated to SolForge Fusion gameplay and weekly tournaments. If you play or have played MTG but would like to spend less, this is a great alternative CCG with inexpensive entry and minimal purchases to enjoy playing competitively. In-store and online tournaments may be played with the same decks purchased at any store. SolForge was created by the same designer for MTG, Netrunner, and Key Forge, Richard Garfield, and the designer for Ascension, Justine Gary. 6pm/$35 Entry Fee for 4 Sealed Half-decks, Special Art Playmat Prize for 1st Place
  
• World of Beer: Trivia Night. 7pm
  
• Lake Tribe III: Trivia. 7pm
  
• Smitty's Taphouse: Trivia Lab Thursdays. Teams of 6 or fewer players can compete for $30 / $20 / $10 Prizes + The Golden MacGuffin prize table! New format! Interactive smartphone answering for your comfort and safety! 6 Fun Rounds - 42 Total Questions. 7:30pm
  
• House of Music: Prime Rib Thursday & Karaoke. 7:30pm
  
• Cap City Video Lounge: The Million Eyes Of Sumuru: MST3K Thursday. Join us Thursday as we climb aboard The Satellite of Love along with Joel, Tom Servo and CROOOOW as the Gang tackles the peculiar, kinky, ladies vs gents action epic that is the 1968 film, THE MILLION EYES OF SUMURU! 8pm/free but donations encouraged
  
• Fire Bettys: Electronic Thursdays. There will be rotating music genres from local artists! 8pm/free/21+
  
• Poor Pauls: Trivia. 8/21+
  
• 926: Karaoke. 9pm
  
• Fire Bettys: Electronic Show. Join us for Experiment 002 and take a mind-bending trip into the sound of the future! Our electrifying music party will transport you to another dimension with cutting-edge beats and non-stop excitement. 9pm
  
• Bird’s: Karaoke with Nathan. 9pm
  

• Blue Tavern: Piano Jazz w/ Jack Quine, CLAVE: Bossa Nova, Blendik Experience: Joe Goldberg, Michael Bakan & Jack Staub. 5pm
  
• Oyster City Brewing: Tim Russell. 6pm
  
• Common Ground Books: Literary Open-Mic Night. Join us for our monthly literary open-mic night! Our open-mic is the perfect safe space for poets and fiction writers to share their work. 6pm
  
• Challenger Learning Center of Tallahassee: 20th Anniversary Reception. Join us to celebrate our 20th Anniversary with a reception honoring our founders and supporting members. We'll be taking a look back at the last 20 years and unveiling our plans for the future. 6pm
  
• The Rose Room: Open Mic Night. 6pm
  
• 926: Brother Hawk with Pat Puckett and Brett Eugene. 8pm
  
• Club Downunder: CDU Presents: Daddy’s Beemer with Marabella. 8pm
  

FRIDAY, 3/24

• Lake Tribe: Flannel Friday. Flannel Fridays will be featuring a wide range of fall themed 'Pop-up' activities such as food trucks, live music, campfires, s'mores roasting, new seasonal brews, and more! Come dawn your flannel and cozy up to the simpler things in life. Our beers taste like the outdoors feel, let our tasting room be your Friday cabin retreat. 4pm
  
• Gamescape: MTG Friday Night Magic. FORMAT: Standard Constructed. Swiss rounds as determined by the number of players with a maximum of 5 rounds. 7pm/$5
  
• Hobbit West: Friday Night Dart Tournament. Anyone can Enter! Sign ups at 7:30, Darts fly at 8:00/$10 entry fee
  
• Ouzts Too: Karaoke with DJ Nathan. Best karaoke DJ in town. 8pm
  
• Club Downunder: CDU X Hip Hop Club Presents Freestyle Friday. Show off your freestyle rap or poetry skills at Freestyle Friday! Doors are at 7:30 with the show starting at 8:00 in Club Downunder! Send an email to [email protected] to sign up! 8pm
  
• Just One More: Karaoke with DJ Rah. 9pm-11pm/21+
  
• 926: The Hot Friday Night Party and Drag Show. 9pm/$5/18+
  

• Retrofit Records: Emei in-store performance and DJ set. Noon
  
• Blue Tavern: Piano Jazz w/ Everett Young, Raga Bhakti, Chris Seepersaud & Belinda Bruno-Piverger. 5pm
  
• Fire Bettys: Free Jazz Night. On March 24th, Lemon City Trio and Soul Candy will be bringing the heat to our stage for an unforgettable night of soulful improvisation, scorching solos, and toe-tapping beats. 6pm
  
• Real Cool Time Records: Real Cool Time Records One Year Anniversary Fest featuring Saturnalia, Radio USA, Gangs of Paris, Speed Spirits, and Skunch. 6pm
  
• Eve on Adams: Upside Solo. 6pm
  
• Fish Camp: Southern Latitude. 6:30pm
  
• Island Wings: Deja Blu. 7pm
  
• Oyster City Brewing: The Smith Band. 7pm
  
• RR Sq Craft House: Electric Apostles. 7pm
  
• The Bark: Colby Nathan, Chatterer, Good Real Estate, and No Face Presents: MTN/MAN. 8pm
  
• Crum Box Gastgarden: CACAH - Comedians Against Cards Against Humanity. Come out to The Crum Box Gastgarden and join us in playing Cards Against Humanity (CAH)! In a combination of CAH and comedy, local comedians will be reading, joking about, and scoring each team's card submission, with prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place! This is an absolute blast and you don't want to miss it! 8pm
  
• House of Music: The Allie Cats. 8pm
  
• Cap City Video Lounge: Humortals at CCVL Showcase. 9pm/$5/18+
  
• 1645 Airport Dr.: Cowboys Vs. Aliens. *Sounds by Nani, Forty-Two, Common Sense, Fly Docta. 9pm/$10
  

SATURDAY, 3/25

• Brinkley Glen Park: Invasive Plant Removal. Join Master Gardener Volunteers at this weekly invasive plant removal event. This is a great way to learn to ID our invasive plant species and how to remove them. We recommend wearing long pants and sleeves, closed-toed shoes, gloves, a hat and mosquito spray. Bring gardening tools such as hand clippers, loppers, trowels, etc. if you have them. We are removing coral ardisia bushes and berries, nandina, tung trees, Tradescantia flumenensis, cat's claw vine, winged yam, Japanese climbing fern, skunkvine and more. Directions: The best way to get there is to take Meridian Rd to Waverly Rd, go to the next intersection and turn left onto Abbotsford Way, then turn left at the next road called Woodside Dr. At the stop sign turn left onto Lothian. Lothian ends in a cul-de-sac and there is a sign that says Brinkley Glen Park. 8:30am-11:30am
  
• The Rose Room: The Rose Revue. Performances by your favorite entertainers and special guests! Shows at 8pm, 10pm, & Midnight! A unique cast EACH show! 7pm
  
• Duke’s and Dottie’s: Line Dancing. 8pm/21+
  
• Bird’s Oyster Shack: Laughterday Night Fever. This week: Five Year Anniversary Laughterday Night Fever! Join us every Saturday at Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack for a free comedy show! 8:30pm
  
• La Casa Bar: Karaoke With Nathan. 9pm-1pm
  

• Tallahassee Junior Museum: Pioneer Breakfast 2023. Come out and join us on the 1880’s Big Bend Farm for a hearty breakfast to start the day! We will be serving scrambled eggs, pancakes, Register’s sausage, grits and of course, piping hot coffee and Milk and Orange Juice! 8am
  
• Making Awesome: Open House/Work Day. For non-members this is a great time to see the space, meet members, talk shop, and learn what MA is about. For members, this is day to work on anything with others around. Share what you'll be working on below so you can connect with like minds. 10am-3pm
  
• Kleman Plaza: Tallahassee History Festival. FREE community event with fun for the whole family, featuring programs and activities by historians from around the state as well as some of our local favorites. 10am-2pm
  
• Lake Jackson Community Center: Game Tally Gaming Day! We've had four successful gatherings, so we're doing it again! Each of our previous gatherings at this location have had 30 - 40 attendees. A whole day of gaming in the capital city! A great opportunity for heavy games, light games, and everything in between. Regulars and new players welcome. Join us! Start posting and organizing games in the Discussion. There are nearby restaurants and please feel free to bring snacks to share. There's a kitchen area with an ice maker, fridge, etc. 10am-8pm
  
• Tallahassee Auto Museum: Capital Craft Fest 2023. Amazing Local Vendors offering their Handmade Arts & Crafts, Jewelry, Boutiques, Handmade Soaps & Candles, Direct Sales, Artist & MORE! Grab a bite to eat from the variety of Food Trucks on site, Easter egg hunt for the kids, Visit with the Easter Bunny & enjoy music by DJ Felix Flo while shopping OVER 75 plus vendors! 10am-4pm
  
• Natural Life Midtown: Springtime Duval Plaza Art Walk. Please join Natural Life Midtown for our monthly Art Walk at the Duval Plaza! A FREE and fun-filled evening with games, prizes, free samples, and tons of amazing artistries from local artists and crafters. 11am-3pm
  
• Tallahassee Junior Museum: Tallahassee Jazz and Blues Festival Day One featuring TCC Jazz Band, Thursday Night Music Club, Tallahassee Swing, Yellow Dog Jazz Band, Thomas University Jazz Ensemble, and Warren Sutton. 11am
  
• The Puff: Marauders Market. Come join us at our newest smallest venue! Vintage resellers, local artisans, & good tunes! Noon
  
• Panacea: 2023 Panacea Beer & Oyster Festival. The Panacea Beer and Oyster Festival is an annual event that showcases local and national craft beers and our areas local farm raised oysters! Noon
  
• Fish Camp: Steven Ritter live at 1pm - 4pm followed by Brett Wellman and the Stone Cold Blues Band live at 5pm until late. 1pm
  
• Challenger Learning Center of Tallahassee: Creature from the Black Lagoon in 3D. In partnership with Tallahassee History Festival and sponsored by Lofty Pursuits, we are excited to announce a free screening of 'The Creature from the Black Lagoon' in it's original, red-blue 3D format. 2pm
  
• Blue Tavern: Piano Jazz w/ Andrew Salow, Jazzmatazz: Longinue Parsons w/ Michael Bakan & Brian Hall. 5pm
  
• Proof: Suckerdust. 5pm
  
• Cascades: Movies in the Moonlight - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. 6pm
  
• Cap City Video Lounge: Pink Peugeot, Porch Coffin, Beloved Devotion, and Atomic Pipe Bomb. 7pm
  
• The Moon: The Rockitz. 7pm
  
• 926: Trash Panda with No Parts & Professional Businessman. 8pm
  
• 310 Murat Street: Tallwoodstock with Strictly Liquid. A night of Garms and Grooves. 8pm/$7
  
• Fire Bettys: Burlesque Show. 8pm
  
• The Plant: 50 Styles Of Women (All Female Showcase). R&B, Rap, Comedy, Spoken Word, Soul. 8pm/$10
  
• The Bark: Endbringer, This Dying Breed, Scold, and Beneath The Barrens. 9pm
  
• 1642 Sharkey Street: Casj, Franzini, Cilla, Akaishi. 10pm/$7
  
• 1905 Bellevue Way: Fae Fantasy. Techno Showcase with D3SIRE, 1-800-Lolita, and Daledi. 10pm/$7
  

SUNDAY, 3/26

• Bicycle House: Sunday Ride. Ride at 10:30 AM from Bicycle House. We will ride the Cascades trail to the St Marks trail and down to Wakulla station and return, about 31 miles. Ride speed is 12 to 14 mph, with periodic regroups. Vernon Bailey is the ride leader. Vernon is a new CCC member who’s been biking for 50 years enjoys riding with small groups and weekend touring. 10am
  
• Gamescape: Pokémon League. Come learn, play, and trade with the Pokémon Trading Card Game and the Pokémon video games! We LOVE seeing new players, so come learn how to play! We play both the Trading Card Game and the Video Game casually and competitively. The store offers lots of different seating arrangements to meet our group's needs, as well as food, drinks, and Pokémon products for purchase. We are also hold regular, officially sanctioned tournaments for Pokémon Trading Card Game and Video Game Competitions! 2-4pm
  
• House of Music: Songwriter Sunday. Songwriters of Tallahassee hosted by Rachel Hillman. Bring your original songs on Sunday - sign up is at 4:30. No Cover Songs please - this is an event celebrating original music. Accompanists and Bands Welcome - you must be able to set up within two minutes, so no crazy pedals or amp shenanigans. No Backing Tracks - Please find someone to play your song with you. 5pm
  
• The Plant: Open Jam. All instruments, all players welcome. 5pm-9pm
  
• The Rose Room: Synful Sunday. 8pm
  

• Tallahassee Junior Museum: Tallahassee Jazz and Blues Festival Day Two featuring Tillman and Taff, Brett Wellman & Dave Messler, Quanta, Billy Rigsby, King Cotton Band, and Coastal Highway. 11am
  
• RR Sq Craft House: Drag Brunch. 11am/$10
  
• Common Ground Books: March Drag Story Hour Featuring Aurora Starr! This is a free family friendly event for all ages. There will be a free craft for kiddos and coffee and conversation for grown-ups. The Books: Red: A Crayon Story by Michael Hall and Donut, The Unicorn Who Wants to Fly by Laura Gehl (illustrated by Andrea Zuill). 2pm
  
• Fish Camp: Far 2 Fresh. 3pm
  
• Riverside Café in St Marks: Cottonmouth Perry. 4pm
  
• The Bark: PM Tiger, Saturn Lights, and Sleep John B. 6:30pm
  
• The Moon: Get The Led Out: A Celebration Of “The Mighty Zep” (Led Zeppelin tribute band). 7pm
  

MONDAY, 3/27

• Just One More: Bingo. 5pm-6:30pm
  
• American Legion Hall: Cha Cha - Weekly Lessons. 6:15pm/$5
  
• Hangar 38: Bingo. 6:45pm
  
• Vino Beano: Tipsy Trivia. 7pm
  
• The Rose Room: Karaoke Night. 8pm
  
• Oyster City Brewing: The Bachelor Watch Party! 8pm
  

TUESDAY, 3/28

• Blue Tavern: Happy Hour with Paddy League. 5pm
  
• World of Beer: Poker Night. 6pm
  
• The Rose Room: Drag Bingo and Open Stage Night ft. Britney T. Foxx! 6pm
  
• Crafty Crab: BOOMIN' Karaoke. 7pm
  
• Island Wings: Trivia. 7pm
  
• House of Music: Tuesday Trivia & Karaoke. 7pm
  
• Burrito Boarder: Karaoke with DJ Roldus. 8pm
  
• Blue Tavern: Tuesday is Blues Day. Every Tuesday is Blues Day @ the Blue Tavern and Blues Meets Girl is a Tallahassee favorite. This perfect, intimate venue provides just what you need for both a mid-week break and authentic blues music experience. 8pm
  
• 4th Quarter: Professor Jim's Tuesday Night Trivia. Popular for a reason! 8pm
  
• Argonaut Coffee: Trivia Tuesday. 8pm
  
• 926: Tacos and Trivia. 9pm
  
• Fire Betty’s: Comedy Show. 9pm/21+
  

• Common Ground: House of Our Queer - A Talk with Author Bex Mui. 6:30pm

WEDNESDAY, 3/29

• Rose Room: Women's Wednesday. Featuring Our Rose Roulettes and drink specials all night long. A night for all of our female-identifying friends to enjoy a safe space and an awesome happy hour! 5pm-2am
  
• Birds: The Wednesday Night Lab Session hosted by Jim Crozier. 6pm
  
• Tara Angel’s Magic: D&D Experience - Adult (18+) Group. Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition - Candlekeep Mysteries. A one-shot is a D&D event that starts and finishes in the same session, typically lasting 3 - 4 hours. We have pre-generated characters for players to choose from. WHAT TO BRING: Pencils, Dice (can be purchased in store), Mask (encouraged for unvaccinated participants), Enthusiasm! Please sign up in advance to reserve a spot in this campaign. Tickets can be purchased in-store, over the phone, or on the website. For more information, please email [email protected], or call: (850) 878-4555 6pm-9pm
  
• Goodwood: Wonderful Wednesday. 6pm/$5
  
• Level 8 Rooftop Lounge: Trivia. 6pm
  
• The Great Games Library: Open Game Night. 6pm/free
  
• American Legion Hall: Sue Boyd Country Western and More Dance Class. Session 2 - Beginner 6:30 to 7:45 pm What: East Coast Swing and Waltz. Cost: $8.00 per person. Wear comfortable shoes you can turn in. 7:45 to 8:15 - Practice dance with paid admission. 8:15 to 9:30: Intermediate - 2 Step and WCS. $8.00 per person or $13.00 for both classes. Vaccines are required. Face masks are optional. Changing partners is optional. 6:30pm
  
• Perry Lynn’s Smokehouse in Quincy: Wed Night Open Mic w/ Steven Ritter and Friends. 6:30pm
  
• Hangar 38: Trivia. 6:45pm
  
• Oyster City Brewing Tallahassee: Trivia. Teams up to 6 players for three rounds with 10 questions and a tie breaker each round. Winners are by round so don’t worry if you need to come late or can’t stay the whole time! Prizes include a round of beer, a 6 pack and a gift card! 7pm
  
• Proof: Trivia. 7pm
  
• Vino Beano: Wine Bingo. 7pm
  
• Fermentation Lounge: Trivia. 7pm
  
• The Bark: Oceans in the Sky, Dizzy Bats, and Medians. 7pm
  
• House of Music: Open Mic at House of Music. Join us Wednesday nights for open mic in the bar with host Mike Ingram of The Brown Goose. Come early for Happy Hour and dinner! 8pm
  
• Blue Tavern: Warehouse Wednesdays Open Mic Night. The open mic night that has run continuously for almost 20 years, once housed at the Warehouse, lives on at the Blue Tavern. Doc Russell continues as the host with the most. Sign up starts at 8pm/free to attend
  
• Fire Betty’s: Karaoke! 8pm/21+/free
  
• Dukes and Dotties: College Night and Line Dancing Lessons. 8pm
  
• The Bark: Karaoke with DJ Nathan. Best karaoke DJ in town. 9pm
  
• 926: Dragged Out Wednesday. 10pm
  

• Ruby Diamond: Jay Leno. 7pm

Yee, I'm a wizard, and here is my cloak 'Walk around in the woods, make' me feel like the POPE Just cruisin' with the breeze on a cloudy day In only a cloak, what can I say? Making all the witches want to come and play 'Cause my cloak is so fly and I wear it for days, hey, uh, I'm just walkin' down the path, Smellin' the sweet grass, all the witches say I'm like the FLASH In my cloak; so fast. I might go for a soak in my cloak, 'cause it's waterproof. Got a hood on it too, which is honestly just Incredibly convenient. Lo and behold, there goes an old crone; Hey old crone, how are your old bones? ("Why do you look so lackadaisical, Wand'rin' around in your great big cloak?") I'm too dressed to be stressed in my great big cloak. ("But what is a wizard without a quest? What's the point of even living without a quest?") Lo and behold, a gnome and bridge trolls. Hello gnome; hello you bridge trolls. ("Just as we gnomes must sit all day, A wizard must quest his life away.") Am I a wizard without a quest? ("Just as we trolls must guard the way, A wizard never rests and never plays.") Tell me am I not a wizard without a quest? I've gone so far, I'm so astray. I really can't afford delay. And even though it pains me so, I need a quest; it's what I owe. But I've searched for quests, looked high and low... I need to call my old friend Joe. (Pick up... Come on, pick up...) Hello? Joe! Yo, you need a quest? However did you know? Alex, do not vex; Variety garden pressure from crones, gnomes, and trolls Make one sicker in the gully than stoned Micks in rolls First off, hats off to your tenacity In the face of one ambivalent queen's rhapsody. But isn't there a dragon, a basilisk or boss? A plague of the land or a scourge of special sauce? I was at a crossroad trollin' the wood feelin' dope, In my clo' O, you have the goods! But wizards can be perfectly apt without quests, Sometimes we never know what's best left to test. What if this angst is too legit, and I'th quit, Or what of a destiny left best to sit? Where are those heroes about whom Homer spoke 'Fore posers took adventure for some brand of joke? Into this world we're thrown... Joseph? Joey-Joe? Hm, I can't answer every question for you, But if you're yearning for a journey here's what you can do: Tell the bridge trolls you've a bigger brother; They should let you pass to eat the other. Now the paths before you split into infinity. Find the one with the mark of the trinity. Something bit me and I'm leaking body fluids; this hurts... Sweet, that's street cred with the druids; Stealth walk through their sacred neighborhoods On the skirts of Mr. Robin's Hundred Acre Wood. Climb the redwood taller than the tower, Half its leaves are really paneled solar power. There's a branch at the top that pulls to drop a tunnel; Cross your arms and BRACE YO'SELF to funnel To a secret room beneath the Treetown Sound, Strike a match and fall onto the ground; Duck under the bed or alarms shall crescendo! K; what's in the box? It's a Nintendo.

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Fast food has become an integral part of many people’s lives. Unfortunately, traditional fast food options are often unhealthy and packed with fats, sodium, and calories. But that doesn’t mean you have to give up on eating out completely! There are plenty of delicious and healthy fast food options available today. In this article, we’ll explore some ways to enjoy tasty meals without compromising your health or wellness goals.
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We all know how difficult it can be to stay on track when you’re short on time and surrounded by temptation. Between long work hours, sports practices for the kids, and running errands after school or work – life is busy! So why not make the most of those limited minutes by grabbing a nutritious meal on the go? With a few simple tips and tricks, you can stick to your diet while still enjoying something convenient.
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If you’re looking for healthier alternatives in the world of fast food, then look no further – this article is here to help! We’ll show you which foods are good choices as well as provide ideas for quick-and-easy recipes so that even if there isn’t much time to spare, you don’t have to skip nutrition. Keep reading to learn more about making smart decisions at the drive-thru window!
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Healthy Fast Food Alternatives
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Eating healthy fast food isn’t just about avoiding unhealthy ingredients either. Many quick-service restaurants now use organic produce or grass-fed beef, meaning diners can enjoy their meal knowing they’re supporting sustainable farming practices too. Plus, some joints even include nutritional information right on their menu boards so customers can make an informed decision about what they order.
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With increasing awareness around nutrition, it’s easier than ever for health-conscious eaters to grab something tasty yet wholesome while on the go. So don’t let your busy schedule stop you from treating yourself – instead explore the growing range of nutritious options available at your favorite fast food spot!
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Benefits Of Eating Healthy Fast Food
When it comes to eating fast food, most of us think about greasy pizza and burgers. But there are a lot of benefits to choosing healthy options from your local fast-food restaurant. Juxtaposing this unhealthy image with the idea of healthier alternatives can help draw in readers who may not have considered healthier choices before.
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Eating healthily at fast food restaurants doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice flavor or satisfaction. In fact, many places offer nutrient-rich salads, wraps, bowls, and more that provide an enjoyable meal without guilt. These meals often contain fewer calories than their standard counterparts but still fill you up just as much. Plus, they’re usually cheaper too!
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Choosing healthy foods when we’re on the go isn’t always easy – especially if convenient snacks aren’t available nearby – but making smarter decisions now will pay off in the future. With these tips in mind, people can easily make changes toward a healthier lifestyle by selecting nutritious dishes at their favorite restaurants.
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Tips For Eating Healthy At Fast Food Restaurants
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First off, don’t let yourself be tempted by the pictures of unhealthy fare on the menu boards or advertisements around the restaurant. Instead, look for lean proteins like grilled chicken or fish and go for salads rather than fried sides. If you opt for burgers or sandwiches, choose whole grain buns over white bread versions, as well as sauces like mustard instead of mayo. Also, try to order side dishes such as steamed vegetables instead of fries.
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Finally, check out nutrition facts online before ordering so you know what’s actually in each item. Many times there will be low-calorie options available if you know where to look! To top it off, ask for smaller portions when possible – this way you’ll still feel satisfied without taking in too many extra calories. Eating healthy at fast food restaurants is totally doable; just remember these smart strategies next time you visit one!
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Conclusion
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Making smart decisions while dining out doesn’t have to be difficult or boring. With so many creative meal choices available today, it’s easy to find something that satisfies both your taste buds and nutritional needs. Why settle for an unhealthy alternative when there are plenty of delicious dishes that support good health? With a few simple tips in mind, you’ll be able to indulge responsibly no matter where you decide to eat!
Healthy fast food options - Fast Food (beautyaal.com)

Healthy fast food options - Fast Food (beautyaal.com)
Fast food has become an integral part of many people’s lives. Unfortunately, traditional fast food options are often unhealthy and packed with fats, sodium, and calories. But that doesn’t mean you have to give up on eating out completely! There are plenty of delicious and healthy fast food options available today. In this article, we’ll explore some ways to enjoy tasty meals without compromising your health or wellness goals.
​
We all know how difficult it can be to stay on track when you’re short on time and surrounded by temptation. Between long work hours, sports practices for the kids, and running errands after school or work – life is busy! So why not make the most of those limited minutes by grabbing a nutritious meal on the go? With a few simple tips and tricks, you can stick to your diet while still enjoying something convenient.
​
If you’re looking for healthier alternatives in the world of fast food, then look no further – this article is here to help! We’ll show you which foods are good choices as well as provide ideas for quick-and-easy recipes so that even if there isn’t much time to spare, you don’t have to skip nutrition. Keep reading to learn more about making smart decisions at the drive-thru window!
​
Healthy Fast Food Alternatives
A healthy lifestyle can be hard to maintain, especially when it comes to fast food options. But keeping a balanced diet doesn’t have to mean missing out on convenience and taste – there are plenty of delicious alternatives that won’t leave you feeling guilty!
​
The good news is that more and more fast-food eateries are offering healthier choices than ever before. From salads bursting with fresh fruits and vegetables to veggie burgers loaded with flavor; these meals offer the same speed and affordability as traditional offerings but without all the added fat, sugar, and sodium.
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Eating healthy fast food isn’t just about avoiding unhealthy ingredients either. Many quick-service restaurants now use organic produce or grass-fed beef, meaning diners can enjoy their meal knowing they’re supporting sustainable farming practices too. Plus, some joints even include nutritional information right on their menu boards so customers can make an informed decision about what they order.
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With increasing awareness around nutrition, it’s easier than ever for health-conscious eaters to grab something tasty yet wholesome while on the go. So don’t let your busy schedule stop you from treating yourself – instead explore the growing range of nutritious options available at your favorite fast food spot!
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Benefits Of Eating Healthy Fast Food
When it comes to eating fast food, most of us think about greasy pizza and burgers. But there are a lot of benefits to choosing healthy options from your local fast-food restaurant. Juxtaposing this unhealthy image with the idea of healthier alternatives can help draw in readers who may not have considered healthier choices before.
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Eating healthily at fast food restaurants doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice flavor or satisfaction. In fact, many places offer nutrient-rich salads, wraps, bowls, and more that provide an enjoyable meal without guilt. These meals often contain fewer calories than their standard counterparts but still fill you up just as much. Plus, they’re usually cheaper too!
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Another benefit is better long-term nutrition for our bodies. Eating junk food regularly can lead to weight gain and other health issues like diabetes or heart disease over time. Healthy fast food allows us to enjoy tasty treats while still getting our daily intake of vitamins and minerals we need for good health.
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Choosing healthy foods when we’re on the go isn’t always easy – especially if convenient snacks aren’t available nearby – but making smarter decisions now will pay off in the future. With these tips in mind, people can easily make changes toward a healthier lifestyle by selecting nutritious dishes at their favorite restaurants.
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Tips For Eating Healthy At Fast Food Restaurants
Eating healthy at fast food restaurants can be a challenge. After all, they’re designed to provide convenient and tasty options that are often high in calories and fat. But with some simple tips, you can make better choices and get meals that won’t derail your diet goals.
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First off, don’t let yourself be tempted by the pictures of unhealthy fare on the menu boards or advertisements around the restaurant. Instead, look for lean proteins like grilled chicken or fish and go for salads rather than fried sides. If you opt for burgers or sandwiches, choose whole grain buns over white bread versions, as well as sauces like mustard instead of mayo. Also, try to order side dishes such as steamed vegetables instead of fries.
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Finally, check out nutrition facts online before ordering so you know what’s actually in each item. Many times there will be low-calorie options available if you know where to look! To top it off, ask for smaller portions when possible – this way you’ll still feel satisfied without taking in too many extra calories. Eating healthy at fast food restaurants is totally doable; just remember these smart strategies next time you visit one!
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Conclusion
Eating healthy at fast food restaurants is becoming easier and more accessible as the demand for healthier options increases. By choosing meals with lean proteins, fresh vegetables, and whole grains, you can enjoy delicious meals without worrying about your health. The benefits of eating healthy fast food are clear – improved energy levels, better digestion, and a stronger immune system. So why not make the switch to healthier alternatives?
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Making smart decisions while dining out doesn’t have to be difficult or boring. With so many creative meal choices available today, it’s easy to find something that satisfies both your taste buds and nutritional needs. Why settle for an unhealthy alternative when there are plenty of delicious dishes that support good health? With a few simple tips in mind, you’ll be able to indulge responsibly no matter where you decide to eat!
Healthy fast food options - Fast Food (beautyaal.com)

I usually do the Trader Joe’s goddess dressing at 20 cals / serving but looking for something yogurt or non-dairy creamy based. Walden farms / skinny dressing and that sugar free bbq sauce need not apply.
Bolt house has increased its calories lately and there’s only a few left that are 35 cals/ serving with the rest more like 50. I’d love something in the 25-30 range. I’m aware 5 cals isn’t much but your homie does a big ass salad and usually 2-3 servings is needed. x that by 4-5x a week and it adds up.
Ideas?
I’ll also take recipes, but I’m in an office and also lazy so store bought is best.
Thanks! I’ve been googling but i feel like you folks will know faster than I can search.

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Please add those names in the Create a Superstar Mode and please in #WWE2K24. You guys improve the Presentation Names in the Create a Superstar mode.
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Names that have been in the game for ages:
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WWE2K14, WWE2K15, WWE2K16, WWE2K17, WWE2K18 :
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Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90 (This isn't in other WWE2K14, WWE2K15, WWE2K16, WWE2K17, WWE2K18. If I'm wrong please. corrected me.)
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Letters: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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A: Aaron, Abs, Ace, Action, Adam, Adams, Adder, Adrian, Akane, Akira, Al, Alan, Alex, Alexander, Ali, Alice, Alien, Alpha, Amanda, Amateur, Amazing, Amazon, Amber, Ambiguous, American, Amir, Amy, Andersen, Andrew, Andy, Angel, Angelina, Angle, Angus, Ant, Anthony, Antoine, Antonio, Ape, Aquarius, Arcade, Arch, Archangel, Arctic, Aries, Armadillo, Ashley, Asian, Astronaut, Atlantic, Aunty, Austin, Awesome, Azrael
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B: Baby, Back, Bad, Bailey, Baker, Balmer, Baltimore, Bane, Barbarian, Barnett, Bart, Base, Basket, Bay, Bear, Beast, Bee, Beginus, Bell, Belt, Ben, Beret, Bernie, Big, Bigdaddy, Biker, Bill, Bily, Bison, Black, Blade, Blake, Blank, Blaze, Blizzard, Blue, Boar, Bob, Booger, Bottom, Bouncer, Bowen, Boxer, Boy, Brad, Bradley, Brain, Bradley, Brain, Brandon, Brawler, Brent, Brett, Brian, British, Brittany, Brock, Brody, Brooklyn, Brother, Brown, Bruce, Bruiser, Bryan, Bryant, Bryce, Bubba, Buffalo, Bug, Buggy, Bull, Burglar, Buster, Butcher
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C: Caffeine, Cage, Cali, Camacho, Campbell, Canadian, Canary, Cancer, Canine, Capricorn, Captain, Carl, Carlos, Carter, Case, Casey, Cassidy, Cat, Chameleon, Champ, Champion, Chang, Charles, Charlie, Charlotte, Cheater, Cheese, Chef, Chen, Chet, Chicago, Chicken, Chief, Chimera, Chinese, Cho, Cholo, Chris, Christian, Christina, Christopher, Chuck, City, Clarence, Clark, Claws, Cliff, Clinton, Cloud, Clown, Coast, Cobra, Cockroach, Coconut, Cody, Cole, Colin, Colt, Columbus, Commander, Communist, Convict, Cooper, Cop, Corporal, Corporate, Corpse, Cory, Cougar, Cowboy, Coyote, Crab, Crack, Craig, Crazed, Crazy, Criminal, Crimson, Crocodile, Crow, Cruiser, Crusty, Crystal, Curtis, Cyborg
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D: Daddy, Dallas, Damn, Dan, Danger, Daniel, Danielson, Daring, Dark, Darrell, Dave, David, Davis, Day, Deadly, Deal, Dealer, Death, Defector, Demon, Dennis, Denver, Destroyer, Detroit, Devil, Devin, Diamond, Dickey, Dinosaur, Dirty, Disaster, Diva, Doc, Doctor, Dog, Dojo, Dominator, Don, Donald, Double, Douglas, Dragon, Drake, Dreamer, Dublin, Dude, Duke, Durr, Dustin, Dusty, Dwayne, Dylan, Dynamic, Dynamite
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E: Eagle, Earl, Earp, Earth, East, Eastern, Eater, Ed, Edward, Edger, El, Electric, Elephant, Eliminator, Elite, Elizabeth, Emerald, Emily, Epic, Eric, Erik, Ethan, Evan, Evening, Executioner, Expert, Eye, Eyed
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F: Faceless, Falcon, Fallen, Familiar, Fanboy, Fast, Father, Feline, Female, Fiend, Fierce, Finch, Fink, Fire, Finisher, Flea, Fletcher, Fly, Flying, Fool, Foot, Fort, Fox, Franco, Frank, Freak, Freaky, Frenchman, Fresno, Friend, Frisco, Front, Frost, Funky, Funny, Future
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G: Gabe, Gabriel, Gaming, Gangster, Garcia, Gargoyle, Gary, Gas, Gates, Gemini, General, Genie, Genius, George, Ghost, Giant, Gibby, Gilbert, Girl, Gladiator, Goat, God, Gold, Golden, Goldman, Gonzalez, Good, Gondo, Gorilla, Goth, Grabber, Graham, Grandma, Grandpa, Grave, Gray, Great, Green, Greg, Gregory, Griffin, Grime, Grizzly, Groovy, Gulf, Gun, Guru, Guy
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H: Hacker, Hammer, Hammett, Hannibal, Hardcore, Harris, Harry, Hat, Hawk, Heart, Heather, Heavenly, Heavy, Henry, Herbert, Hernandez, Hero, Hideous, Hill, Hippo, Hitman, Hockey, Hogg, Holiday, Holly, Hollywood, Homer, Homie, Hood, Hooligan, Hornet, Horse, Horsemen, Hosoqai, Hotstuff, Howard, Hubert, Hugh, Hundred, Hunter, Hustler, Hustlin
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I: Ian, Icon, Icy, Immortal, Indian, Indianapolis, Indy, Iron, Irritating
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J: Jack, Jackie, Jacksonville, Jacob, Jade, Jaguar, Jake, James, Jane, Japanese, Jared, Jason, Jay, Jefe, Jeff, Jeffrey, Jen, Jennifer, Jeremy, Jerry, Jesse, Jessica, Jester, Jet, Jim, Jimmy, Jin, Job, Joe, Joel, John, Johnny, Johnson, Joker, Jonathon, Jones, Jordan, Jose, Joseph, Josh, Joshua, Juan, Judge, Judo, Jun, Just, Justice, Justin
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K: Kabal, Kang, Kano, Karate, Kareem, Katelynn, Keith, Ken, Kendall, Kendo, Kenneth, Kent, Kevin, Kid, Killer, Kimberly, King, Kirk, Kisser, Kitty, Kline, Knight, Kobayashi, Kong, Korean, Kowalczyk, Kurt, Kyle
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L: Ladiesman, Lance, Land, Larry, Las Vegas, Lassiter, Laura, Lauren, Ledesma, Lee, Legend, Lenny, Leo, Leon, Leonard, Leonardo, Lewis, Lex, Liam, Libra, Lightning, Lilith, Lion, Lisa, Little, Log, Loki, Long, Long Beach, Lopez, Lord, Los Angeles, Louisville, Love, Lovecraft, Lover, Luchador, Lucifer, Luger, Lui, Luis, Lumpy, Lunatic, Lurking, Luthor
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M: Machine, Macho, Mack, Macleod, Madison, Madman, Maggie, Magic, Majestic, Maker, Malcolm, Male, Mall, Mamba, Man, Maniac, Manly, Mantis, Marcus, Marge, Mark, Marko, Marshall, Martin, Martinez, Marty, Masked, Master, Mastodon, Matador, Matsuda, Matsumoto, Matt, Matthew, Maverick, Max, Maximus, McCarthy, McDonald, McGregor, Mega, Megan, Melissa, Member, Memphis, Men, Mercer, Mercury, Metal, Meticulous, Mexican, Miami, Michael, Michelle, Mick, Mike, Miles, Miller, Mime, Mini, Miss, Mitchell, Model, Mohammad, Mommy, Money, Monk, Monkey, Monster, Montana, Moore, Morgan, Morning, Morris, Mortal, Mosquito, Mother, Motor, Mountie, Mouse, Mr., Mrs., Ms., Mummy, Murphy, Muscle, Mutant, Mystical
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N: Nashville, Nate, Nathan, Nathaniel, Natural, Navajo, Nelson, Nerd, Nero, New, New York, Nice, Nicholas, Nick, Nicole, Night, Nightmare, Ninja, Nitro, Noah, North, Northern, Nose, Nurse, Nut
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O: Oak, Octopus, Of, Ogre, Old, Oliver, Olympian, Omega, Online, Oozing, Opal, Ophiuchus, Orange, Otaku, Outlaw, Owen, Ox
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P: Pacific, Page, Pain, Palmer, Panda, Panther, Park, Parker, Pastor, Patch, Pathetic, Pathological, Patrick, Patriot, Patriotic, Paul, Peanut, Pedro, Peltier, Penguin, People, Perez, Perry, Peter, Phantom, Phenom, Philadelphia, Phillip, Philly, Phoenix, Pierre, Pine, Pinky, Pirate, Pisces, Platinum, Playboy, Player, Poker, Polar, Pow, Powell, Power, President, Prince, Princess, Principal, Pristine, Pro, Prodigy, Professional, Professor, Prototype, Prune, Psycho, Puma, Punks, Purple
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Q: Queen, Quinn, Quitter
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R: Rabid, Rachel, Raiden, Rain, Ralston, Ram, Ramirez, Randy, Rat, Rattle, Raymond, Real, Reaper, Rebecca, Recluse, Recto, Red, Reese, Regime, Renegade, Reptile, Rhino, Ricardo, Richard, Richardson, Rick, Riley, Ring, Rio, Riviera, Rivers, Rob, Robert, Robinson, Rocker, Rocky, Rod, Rodriguez, Ronald, Ronin, Rookie, Rooster, Roy, Ruby, Rude, Russ, Russian, Ryan
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S: Sack, Sacramento, Sagittarius, Saint, Sakamoto, Sam, Samoan, Samuel, Samurai, San Antonio, San Francisco, San Jose, Sanchez, Sand, Santa, Sapp, Sapphire, Sarah, Sarge, Satin, Satoru, Savage, Savior, Scarecrow, Scorpio, Scorpion, Scott, Scottish, Screaming, Sean, Sears, Seattle, Senator, Senior, Sensation, Serbian, Sergeant, Sergio, Serpent, Seth, Sexy, Shadow, Shamownage, Shane, Shang, Shannon, Shaolin, Shaw, Shawn, Sheldon, Sherrill, Shingo, Show, Shrinker, Siberian, Side, Sikh, Silent, Silva, Silver, Simon, Simpson, Sin, Sister, Skater, Skinner, Slate, Slopes, Small, Smasher, Smith, Smoke, Smoking, Snake, Sniper, Snow, Soccer, Sokolov, Soldier, Sonya, Sophia, Soul, South, Southern, Soviet, Space, Spartan, Spectacular, Spider, Stalker, Stallion, Star, Stephanie, Stephen, Steve, Steven, Stick, Stinky, Storm, Storms, Straw, Street, Strong, Student, Stunt, Styles, Sub, Submission, Sue, Sullivan, Sunshine, Superstar, Supreme, Surfer, Surgeon, Suzuki, Syndicate
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T: Taipan, Tank, Tarantula, Tattooed, Taurus, Taylor, Teacher, Technical, Ted, Teddy, Teenager, Terror, The, Thief, Thighs, Thing, Thomas, Thompson, Thousand, Thug, Thunder, Tia, Tic, Tickler, Tiffany, Tiger, Tiki, Timothy, Tin, Tiny, Titan, Toc, Todd, Tokyo, Tom, Tommy, Tony, Top, Tornado, Torres, Town, Toy, Travis, Trevor, Triple, Trouble, Troy, Tsung, Turbo, Turner, Turtle, Twin, Tyler, Tyson
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U: Ugly, Ultimate, Ultra, Uncle, Unstoppable
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V: Vampire, Van, Vandiver, Vega, Vegas, Vice, Victor, Viking, Villain, Vince, Vincent, Violet, Viper, Virgil, Virgo, Virtual, Visor, Voodoo
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W: Walken, Walker, Wall, Walter, Wandering, Warden, Warlock, Warlord, Washington, Wasp, Water, Watson, Wayne, Web, Webmaster, Wesley, West, Western, Whiny, White, Wide, Widow, Wild, Will, William, Williams, Williamson, Wilson, Witch, Wolf, Wolverine, World, Wrestler, Wyatt
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X: Xander
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Y: Yamashita, Yap, Yellow, York, Yosef, Young, Youngblood, Yuri
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Z: Zachary, Zero, Zodiac.
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WWE2K19, WWE2K20, WWE2K22:
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A - A K 47 - A-List - Aaron - Abbott - Ace - Adam - Adams - Adorable - Adrian - Ahmed - Aiden - AJ - Akane - Akira - The Alabama Slamma - Alan - Albert - Albright - Aldo - Aleksander - Alex - Alexander - Alexia - Ali - Alice - The All American - Allen - Alpha - Amanda - The Amateur - Amaya - Amber - The American Dream - Americas Sweetheart - Amir - Amy - The Anarchist - Andersen - Anderson - Andre - Andrea - Andres - Andrew - Andrews - Andy - Angel - Angela - Angela - Angelina - Angelo - Angus - The Animal - Ann - Anna - Anne - The Anomaly - Ant - Anthony - Antista - Antoine - Antonio - Archangel - Aric - Arik - Armstrong - Arn - Arnold - Arthur - Ashley - The Asian Nightmare - The Assassin - The Athlete - Austin - Avalanche - Awesome - The Axe - Axe - Azrael
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B
B - Babe - Babos - Baby Face - Backlund - Bacon - Bad - Bad Attitude - Bad Boy - The Bad Guy - Bailey - Baker - Bakke - Baldwin - Ball - Ballesca - Balmer - Balousek - Bannon - Barbara - The Barbarian - Barber - The Barber - Barend - Barker - Barnes - Barnett - Barrett - Barry - Bart - Bartlett - Barton - Bas - Basham - The Basket Case - Bass - Bates - Batista - Bay - Bear - The Bear - The Beast - The Beastmaster - Beauchamp - Beautiful - Becca - Bee - Beech - Beefcake - Beginus - Behrens - Bell - Ben - Benally - Benjamin - Bennett - Benson - Beretta - Bernie - Berry - The Best - Betty - Beverly - Big - Big Bad - Big Evil - Big Ham - Big Magic - Big Meanie - Big Money - Big Nasty - Big Time - Bill - Billy - Bishop - Bison - Black - Blacksmith - Blackwell - Blade - Blake - Blanchard - Bland - Blaze - The Blueprint - Bob - Bobby - The Body - Bolek - The Bombshell - Bombshell - Boone - The Boss - Boulay - Bourne - Bowen - Bowers - Bowlin - Bowman - Boy - Boyd - Brad - Braddock - Bradford - Bradley - The Brain - Bram - Brandon - Bravo - The Brawler - Brayden - Brenda - Brent - Brett - Brewer - Brian - Briggs - Brinton - Brittany - Brock - Brody - Brooks - Brown - Bruce - Bruiser - The Bruiser - Bruno - Brute - Brutus - Bryan - Bryant - Bryce - Bubba - Buck - Buckley - Buddy - Bui - The Bull - Bulldog - Bulldozer - Bullwhip - Burchfield - Burns - Burnstorm - Burton - Bush - Buster - Butch - The Butcher - Butcher - Butler - Buzzsaw - Byrd - Byron
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C
C - Cactus - Calcote - Caldwell - Caleb - Cali - Cameron - Campbell - Candy Man - Cannon - Captain - Carl - Carlito - Carlos - Carmelo - Carol - Carolyn - Carpenter - Carr - Carter - Case - Casey - Cashman - Cassidy - Castle - Castro - Catherine - Caveman - Cepeda - Cesar - Champ - The Champ - Chandler - Chaney - Chang - Chapman - Charles - Charlie - Charlotte - Charming - Chase - Chen - Cheryl - China - Cho - The Chosen One - Chris - Christian - Christie - Christina - Christine - Christopher - Christopherson - Chuck - Church - Cindy - Clarence - Clark - Clarke - The Claw - Clemens - Cliff - Clingan - Clinton - Clown - Coach - Coachman - Cobb - Cody - Cole - Coleman - Coles - Colin - Collins - Colonel - Colossus - Colt - Columbus - Connor - Consiglio - Cook - Cooke - Cooper - Corino - Cory - Cottonbelly - County - Cowboy - Cox - Coyote - Craig - Crawford - Crazy - Cretchman - Crimson - Cruce - Cruise - Crush - Crusher - The Crusher - Cruz - Cry Baby - Crystal - Cubas - Culver - Cummings - Cunningham - Curt - Curtis - Cutie Pie - The Cyborg - Cyclone - Cynthia
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D
D - Daddy - Daigle - Dalehite - Dallas - Dalton - Damian - Dan - Danger - Dangerous - Daniel - Danielle - Daniels - Danielson - Danny - Darrell - Darren - Dashing - Dave - David - Davidson - Davis - Dawn - Day - Dean - Death - Deaver - Deborah - Debra - Demers - Demoise - Demon - Denise - Dennis - Derek - Derick - Derk - The Destroyer - The Devil - Devious - Devon - Diamond - Diana - Diane - Diaz - Dickey - Diego - Dino - Dirty - The Disaster - Dixon - Dizzy - Doc - Doctor - The Dog - Dog - Doink - The Doll - The Dominator - Dominguez - Don - Donahue - Donald - Donaldson - Dondelinger - Donna - Doris - Dorothy - Double A - Doug - Douglas - Drago - The Dragon - Drake - Draven - The Dream - Dregs - Drew - Droese - Drolet - Dubb - Dublin - Dude - Dudley - Duece - Duggan - Duke - The Dumpster - Duncan - Dunn - Dustin - Dusty - Dwayne - Dyer - Dylan - Dynamic - Dynamite
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E
E - The Eagle - Earl - Earp - Eaton - Eddie - Edward - Edwards - El Guapo - El Jefe - El Numero Uno - Elgin - Eli - Elijah - The Eliminator - Elizabeth - Elkins - Elliot - Elliott - Ellis - Elston - Emerson - Emily - Emma - The Enforcer - The Engineer - England - Epps - Eric - Ethan - Eugene - Evan - Evans - Evelyn - Everett - Ewing - Express - Extreme
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F
F - The Falcon - Faria - Farmer - The Felon - Felt - Fenwick - Ferguson - Fernandez - Figueroa - Finch - Fingers - Fink - Finkel - The Fireman - Fisher - Flapjack - Flash - Fleites - Fletcher - Flores - Flyboy - Flynn - Fonseca - Ford - Foster - Fowler - Fox - Fraga - Frances - Francine - Francisco - Franco - Frank - Frankie - Franklin - The Freak - Freakzilla - Freeman - Freight Train - French - The French Paradox - Fresnedi - Frost - Frye - Fuller - Funky - Furious - The Future
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G
G - Gabriel - Gallareto - Gang - The Gangster - Garcia - Gardner - Garrett - Gary - Gates - Gauge - Gavin - Geary - Gene - General - Genie - The Gentle Giant - Gentleman - George - Georgie - Gerald - Gertz - The Ghost - Gianfranco - Giant - The Giant - The Giant Killer - Gibson - Gilbert - Gilberto - Girl Dynamite - The Gladiator - Gloria - The Godfather - Goldman - The Goliath - Gomez - Gonzalez - Good Girl - Goodish - Goodman - Goodwin - The Goon - Goose - Gordon - Gorgeous - Gorilla - Gould - Grace - Graham - Grant - Graves - Gray - The Great - The Greek Goddess - Green - Greene - Greg - Gregory - The Gremlin - Griffin - The Grim Reaper - Grime - Grimm - Grise - Groovey Homes - Guan - Gudmundson - Guillermo - Gutierrez - Guy
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H
H - Haas - Hacksaw - Hagan - Haku - Hale - Halie - Hall - Hamilton - Hammer - The Hammer - Hammett - Hammond - Hancock - Handsome - Handy - Hank - Hannah - Hannibal - Hardcore - The Hardcore Icon - Harnage - Harold - Harper - Harrington - Harris - Harrison - Harry - Hart - Harvey - Hatcher - Hawkins - Hayabusa - Hayes - Headhunter - Heart - Heath - Heather - Heenan - Hein - Helen - Henderson - Hennig - Henry - Herbert - Hercules - Hernandez - The Hero - Hero - Hicks - Hill - Hillbilly - The Hippie - Hogan - Holland - Holly - Holmes - Holt - Homeboy - Homer - The Hooligan - Hopkins - The Horseman - Horton - Hosoqai - Hot - Hotrod - Howard - Howe - Howell - Hubbard - Hubert - Hudson - Hugh - Hughes - Hughs - Hulk - Hull - Hunt - Hunter - Hurricane - Hustler - Hyper Speed
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I
I - Ian - The Iceman - The Icon - The Idol - The Illustrious - The Immovable Object - Indestructible - The Innovator - Iron - Ironman - The Irresistible Force - Irvin - Isaac - Isaiah - Isabella - Italian Stallion - Ivar - Ivy
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J
J - Jack - Jackie - Jackson - Jacob - Jacobs - Jacqueline - Jade - Jaejin - Jake - James - Jane - Janet - Janice - Jannetty - Jared - Jarret - Jarrett - Jason - Jay - Jayden - Jean - Jeff - Jeffrey - Jeffreys - Jen - Jenkins - Jennifer - Jeremiah - Jeremy - Jerome - Jerry - Jervis - Jesse - Jessica - The Jester - Jesus - Jet - Jillian - Jim - Jimenez - Jimmy - Jindrak - Joan - Joe - Joel - Joey - John - Johnny - Johnson - Johnston - Jonathan - Jonathon - Jones - Jordan - Jose - Joseph - Josh - Joshua - Joyce - JStone - Juan - The Judge - Judith - Judy - Julia - Julie - Juliene - Junior - Junkyard - Jushin - Justice - Justin
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K
K - Kaiva - Kamron - Kang - Kaplan - Kareem - Karen - Kari - Katelynn - Katherine - Kathleen - Kathryn - Kathy - Katsuyori - Kazarian - Keith - Kelley - Kelvin - Ken - Kendall - Kendrick - Kennedy - Kenneth - Kenny - Kent - Kerry - Kevin - Key - The Kid - Kid - Kidman - Kimball - Kimberly - The King - King - The King of Old School - Kink - Kinsel - Kirk - Kisser - Kitty - Klien - Knight - Kobayashi - Koloff - Kortje - Kristin - Kristy - Krom - The Krusher - Kurt - Kushida - Kuykendall - Kwan - Kyle
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L
L - The Ladies Man - Lady Destroyer - Lance - Landon - Lane - Lanza - Larry - Lars - Lashley - Lassiter - Last Call - The Latina Sensation - Laura - Laurant - Lauren - The Lawman - Lawrence - Lazzara - Ledesma - Lee - Lees - The Legend - The Legend Killer - Lenny - Leo - Leon - Leonard - Leonardo - Lewis - Lex - Liam - Liger - Lightning - Lilith - Lillian - Lincoln - Linda - Ling - Lisa - Little - Little Homie - The Living Legend - Lochlan - Loco - Logan - Loki - Long - Lopez - Lord - Lori - Louis - Love - Lovecraft - Loverboy - Low - Lowenberg - Lucchese - The Luchadore - Luenser - Luger - Lui - Luis - Luke - The Lunatic - Lunchbox - Luscious - Luthor
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M
M - The Machine - Macho - Mack - Mackey - Mad Dog - Madison - Madman - Maggie - Magic - Magical - Magnificent - Magnum - The Mailman - Majors - Malandra - Malcolm - Malenko - Man - The Man of 1000 Holds - The Maniac - Maniac - Manin - The Mantis - Marcantel - Marceau - Marcella - Marco - Marcus - Maragaret - Marge - Maria - Marie - Marilyn - Marissa - Mark - Marko - Marsh - Marshall - Martha - Martin - Martinez - Marty - Marvelous - Marvin - Mary - Masca - The Masked Man - Mason - Masters - The Mastodon - Mat - Mathews - Matsuda - Matsumoto - Matt - Matthew - Matthews - Mauler - The Maverick - Maverick - Max - Maximus - May - McCarthy - McDonald - McGregor - McIntyre - McKay - Mean - The Meathead - The Mechanic - Medusa - Megan - Melissa - Mentioned - Mercedes - Mercer - Michael - Michaels - Michelle - Mick - Mighty Ugg - Mike - Mildred - Miles - The Milkman - Miller - Mills - Miner - Mitchell - Mochacchino - Mohammad - Mondo - The Monster - Montana - Montgomery - Moore - Morales - Morgan - Morris - Morrison - Morse - Mortis - Motoda - The Motor - Mountain Man - The Mouth - The Mouth of the South - Mr - Mr Amazing - Mr Black - Mr Macho - Mr Perfect - Mrs - Ms - Mullet - Mullins - Munoz - Munson - Muraco - Murphy - Murray - Muta - Myers
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N
N - Nancy - The Narcissist - Nate - Nathan - Nathaniel - Natoli - The Natural - The Navajo - Navy Seal - Neal - The Necromancer - Negron - Nelson - Nemeth - Newman - News - Newton - Nguyen - Nicholas - Nichols - Nick - Nicole - The Nightmare - Nightmare - Nikita - Niles - The Ninja - Noah - Nolan - North - Norton - Number One - Nuzback
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O
O - OGrady - Oliver - Olivia - The Olympian - Omar - The Omega - Omega - The One - One - The Original Gangsta - Orndorff - Ortiz - Orton - Osborne - Otunga - Outlaw - The Outlaw - The Outsider - Owen - Owens - Oxley
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P
P - Page - Palestini - Palmer - Pamela - Parcher - Parker - Parsons - Pat - Patch - Patera - Patricia - Patrick - Patterson - Paul - Payne - Pearson - Peck - Pedro - Pee Wee - Peltier - Percy - Perez - Perfect 10 - Perkins - Perry - Peter - Peters - Peterson - The Phantom - Phelps - The Phenom - The Phenomenal One - Philip - Phillip - Phillips - Picone - Pierce - Pierre - The Pig - Pine - Piper - Pitbull - Plantagenet - Platinum - The Player - Pontarelli - Porter - Porticos - Post - Potter - Powell - Pratt - Precious - The Predator - Pretty Boy - Price - Primetime - The Prince - Prince - Princess - The Princess - The Prodigy - The Professional - The Professor - The Prototype - Psycho - The Psycho - Psychosis - Puerta - The Punisher - Punk
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Q
Q - The Queen - Quickdraw - Quinn
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R
R - Race - Rachel - Rage - Raiden - Ralph - Ralston - Ramelle - Ramirez - Ramon - Randleman - Randy - Raparaz - Ray - Raymond - Razor - The Real Deal - The Reaper - Rebecca - The Rebel - Recto - Redhead - The Redneck - Reed - Reese - Reeves - Reid - Reks - Reptile - Reyes - Reynolds - Rhodes - Ricardo - Ricci - Rice - Richard - Richards - Richardson - Richie - Rick - Ricky - Riley - The Ringer - Rip - Rivera - Rivers - Rob - Robbins - Robert - Roberts - Robertson - Robinson - Rock - The Rocker - The Rockstar - Roddy - Rodgers - Rodil - Rodriguez - Roger - Rogers - Rolando - Romi - Ron - Ronald - Rose - Ross - Rossi - Rousakis - Rowdy - Roxanne - Roy - Rudden - Rude - Rude Boy - Rufus - Rusev - Rush - Russ - Russell - Russian - The Russian Giant - The Russian Gladiator - The Russian Gladiator - Rust - Ruten - Ruth - Ryan
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S
S - Sabin - The Sailor - The Saint - Sakamoto - Sal - Salas - Sam - Samantha - Sammartino - The Samoan - Samuel - Samuels - The Samurai - Sanchez - Sanders - Sandra - Santana - Santos - Sapp - Sara - Sarah - Satoru - Saturn - The Savage - The Savior - Sawyer - Schettino - Schliebe - Schmidt - Schultz - Sciacca - The Scientist - Scorpion - The Scorpion - Scott - Scotty - Sean - Sears - Sebastian - Selina - The Senator - Sergeant - Sergio - Seth - Severn - Sexton - Shade - Shamownage - Shane - Shang - Shannon - Sharon - Sharp - Sharpe - Shaw - Shawn - Sheffield - Sheik - Sheldon - Shelly - Sherman - Sherrill - Shibata - Shields - Shirley - The Show - Showboat - Showstopper - Showtime - Shy Girl - Silva - Simmons - Simon - Simpson - Sinister - Skett - Skinner - Sku - Slater - Slugger - Smash - Smith - Smoke - Smoky - Smooth - Smooth Operator - The Snake - Snow - Snuka - Snyder - Sokolov - The Soldier - Sonya - Sophia - Soulman - Sparks - The Specialist - Spectacular - Speedy - Spencer - The Spider - Spike - Spivery - The Sportsman - Squire - Stafford - Stan - Stanley - Stasiak - Steel - Steiner - Stephanie - Stephen - Stephens - Steve - Steven - Stevens - Stevenson - Stewart - Stone - Storm - The Strong Man - Strongman - Stuart - Stubbs - Studd - Stuff - Stunning - Sturgeon - Styles - Sub Zero - Sue - Sugarfoot - Sullivan - Sunshine - The Super Athlete - Super Smooth - Superstar - The Superstar - The Surfer - The Surgeon - Susan - Sutton - Suzuki - Sweet - Sweetness
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T
T - T Rex - Tama - Tammy - Tanaka - Tank - The Tank - Taryn - Tawfik - Taylor - Technical - The Technician - Ted - Teddy - Tenacious - Teresa - The Terror - Terror - Terry - Theodore - Theresa - Thomas - Thompson - The Thug - Thumper - Thunder - Thunderbolt - Tia - Tiffany - Tiger - Tim - Timothy - Tito - TNT - Todd - Tolos - Tom - Tomassian - Tommy - Tonga - Tony - The Tool - The Tornado - Tornado - The Torpedo - Torres - The Total Package - Tough Man - Townsend - Trash Man - Travis - Trevor - Trowell - Troy - Tucker - Tully - Turner - Tyler - Tyson
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U
U - Ultimate - Ultimo - Unbreakable - The Unpredictable - Unpredictable - Uptown - The Urban Gladiator - Urena
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V
V - Vachon - Vader - Valentine - Valliant - Van - Van Cise - Van Cisely - Vandiver - Ventura - Victor - Victoria - The Viking - The Villain - Vince - Vincent - Violet - Virgil - Virginia - Vivacious - The Voice - Votta
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W
W - Wade - Wagner - Walken - Walker - Wallace - Walter - Walters - The Wanderer - Wang - War - Ward - The Warden - The Warlock - Warlord - Warner - Warren - The Warrior Princess - Washington - Watkins - Watson - Watts - Wayne - Weaver - The Web Master - Webb - Webster - Welch - Wells - Wesley - West - Wheeler - Whiskers - The White - White - Whitney - Whol - The Wick - Wickiser - Wilcox - Wild Thing - Wildcat - Wildman - Wildside - Will - William - Williams - Williamson - Willie - Willis - Willy - Wilson - Windham - Winters - The Witch - The Witch Doctor - Wolf - Wolf Man - Wonder Boy - Wonderful - Wonderkid - Wood - Woods - Woodward - The Worm - Wright - Wyatt
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X
X - The X Factor - Xander
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Y
Y - Yamamoto - Yamashita - York - Yosef - Young - Young Blood - Yuri
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Z
Z - Zachary - Zack - Zenk - Zucconi - Zynda
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These names we need:
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Surnames: Adonis, Allot, Arrington, Atkins, Avery, Aycoth, Bakers, Bates, Barter, Boardten, Bollenbach, Bonner, Brinkman, Brown, Burton, Butz, Collier, Cloud, Cambage, Cisneros, Colwell, Combs, Cooke, Couch, Dangerously, Dees, Delle, Del’Bonis (Pronounced Tell Bonless), DeShields, Diggins, Donne, Detty, Eads, Favors, Fields, Fowles, Francis, Frye, Furbacher, Gains, Garrison, Greenfields, Greenwell, Griner, Grub, Grubb, Grubs, Grubberg, Grubbauer, Grubby, Grubbie, Grubworm, Grubbs, Grubbström, Hamby, Harmon, Hartmon, Hatmen, Hisle (Pronounced High-sell), Holden, Hoskins, Humphrey, Jennings, Jewell, Kaiser, Kanu, King, Lane, Levesque, Licciardello, Lonescu, Loyd, Loy, Magbegor, Manak, Mastino, Meadows, Meesseman, Mollet, McBride, McCoughtry, McGuffey, Miceli, Morehead, Ogwumike, Ogunbowale, Oli, O’Neil, O’Neal, Perpich, Philbeck, Plum, Quest, Quigley, Quincy, Qays, Ramsey, Rose, Ryzin, Saxton, Satou, Spiritoff, Springer, Stamps, Striker, Supe (soup-pe), Taurasi, Tettenhorst, Thornton, Topper, Vandersloot, Voisard, Watson, Wheeler, Woolsey, Wray, Wrestleton, Xander, Yancy, Yana, Yank, Yaro, Yenifer, Yessica, Yeo, Yetty, Yarrow, and Yarden.
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Forenames (First Names) : Ailen, Ajax, Alyssa, Ariel, Arike, Art, Azurá, Brionna Carlton, Cargan, Candace, Candra, Cara, Carissa, Carmen, Cheyenne, Chloe, Cindy, Courtney, Crystal, Damon, Dan, Daniel, Danny, Dario, Dearica, DeWanna, Doak, Edna, Elena, Ezi, Fred, Gary, Glen, Gunter, Hannah, Hank, Harvey, Jario, Jean, June, Junpei, Kayla, Kelsey, Laura, Lauren, Lexie, Liz, Loretta, Mishi (Pronounced Me-she), Monica, Nneka, Nat, Natasha, Nate, Natty, Nathan, Nathaniel, Nina (Pronounced Nigh-Nah), Nina (Pronounced nee-nyah ), Napheesa, Placito, Romeo, Ralph, Rhyne, Rita, Sabally, Sabrina, Sandra, Sandy, Sherri, Sheryl, Skylar, Swoopes Sylvia, Tybolt, Xandra, Xara, Xavi, Xarissa, Xenon, Zogan, and Zoey.
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Other names:
Gatliff
McGuire
Tincher
Sratton
Pinson
Witten
Honaker
McBrayer
Mayo
Seel
Ogan
Crawford
Fauver
Knapp
Stewart
Cossin
Nicholl
Dewees
Massie
Dickel
Kruse
Bergman
Dunkel
Stocker
Carson
Moody
Caldwell
McGarvey
Ferrel
Palmer
Propst
Kiser
Trumbo
Eye
Wolfe
Glaus
Harper
Ockerman
Harman
Homan
Ruddle
Swadket
Hall
Huegel
Bisher
Hoon
McIntosh
Grieff
See
Holland
Helberg
Gassert
Horvath
Crane
Bither
Gallatin
Elliotte
Stroud
Scoles
Tibbets
Hansen
Thornton
McDermitt
Sayre
Bowers
Waller
Darrow
Shrauger
Caviness
Dillon
Higgins
Shumate
Adair
Neumann
Graham
Edwards
Stephensons
Eckard
McNeal
Withrow
Acord
Johnson
Dye
Bloomfield
Stanley
Ramsey
Milhouse
Reniker
Sickle
Rickard
Fry
Bumggarner
Yeager
Ratajkowski
Hays
Halstead
Roush
Zerkle
Hoffman
Galaspie
Keefer
Aumiller
Zimmer
Zirkle
Rader
Salser
Rausch
Neas
Ness
Alberts
Magdalena
Faberin
Gabler
Hammerin
Irrang
Mezin
Irrang
Von Kirkel
Jost
Heinz
Kirsch
Gensel
Ankenbauer
Seiffert
Filtzer
Goering
Backmeyer
Rosen
Waterson
Denton
Varin
Conway
Aman
Kestler
Runzer
Herbe
Reel
Sucher
Whiteside
Reichart
Walk
Blizzard
Hemmer
Traughber
Selby
Fleming
Hulan
Forte
Dowlen
Koonce
Storey
Hudgens
Tills
Simeral
Harter
Street
Howard
McCoy
Alevy
Hern
Stockton
Lundy
McGeorge
Tillotson
French
Crutchfield
Cave
Echols
Garland
Keyes
Gilmore
Nagel
Kuhn
Haley
Rutledge
Davenport
Pierce
Pilcher
Carringer
Hutchins
Allgood
Bacon
Long
Evans
George
Haylor
Spenser
Spranger
Given
Price
Conrad
Kearney
Huggart
McDaniel
Bounds
Monday
Hodges
Barton
Carmichael
Ferguson
Jarnagin
Rymer
Summerfield
Maddux
Melanin
Huddleston
Ritz
McKinney
Essary
Edmondson
Soledean
Durbin
Fulton
Lauricella
Riffle
Jividen
Vickers
Sterling
Louk
Young
Ash
Bonnell
Robey
Kile
Pyle
Pitts
Lyons
Starkey
Shields
Prunty
Dotson
Edgell
Cain
Ice
Gifford
Evans
Swiger
Townsend
McCamic
Allen
Underwood
McCamie
Duval
Tetrick
Backus
Esch
Barkley
Ashcraft
Shreve
Robinson
Abercrombie
Barnett
Bramhall
Broadstone
Bartenschlag
Matthess
Anderson
Gaston
Arnett
Lancaster
Tennant
Criss
Ford
Shrader
Schrader
McCullough
Brammer
Francis
Bland
Bates
Sheets
Montgomery
Shaffer
Thornhill
Poe
Modesitt
McPherson
Hemlock
Carder
Ross
Delbert
Grant
Pollock
Heflin
Arnett
Duty
Bosworth
Zahniser
Salesman
Kincaid
Beasley
Leasure
Shreve
Cork
Haywood
Claybrooke
Hardin
Yost
Shine
Cunningham
Read
Harvey
Asbury
Wathen
Haff
Gaskell
Westfell
Tate
Glover
Wingard
Rigdon
Crider
Gable
Kirkbry
Cupp
Sigafoos
Tomlinson
Swartzell
Lidgard
Valadas
Brooke
Irwin
Berlin
Strosnider
Halliburton
Bannon
Harbaugh
Burbridge
Woolsoncroft
Nation
Downs
Martin
Pope
Quisenberry
McNett
Swan
Lorena
Gibbons
Tonubbee
Mercer
Bockius
Hagerty
Rees
Kaddoad
Temple
Amos
Smyth
Schoetz
Ely
Augustine
Byron
Taft
Bush
Boice
Malzahn
Behrendt
Reitmeyer
Leonard
Fargo
Pinneo
Comstock
Forcie
Woulfe
Rupprecht
Copeland
Bonney
Tope
Brisker
Mossman
Wallace
Angles
Quick
Hughes
Alfred
Adkins
Banks
Hensley
Bartlett
Ashworth
Sental
Bartlett
Parrish
Schilt
Boyd
Bair
Roddy
Thrasher
Newsbaum
Lewis
Diven
Boyce
Stout
Siefker
Newsome
Bok
Holtsberry
Merman
Valle
Jeffery
Trammell
Greenwalt
Carlisle
Frazier
Potts
Watkins
Ankrim
Kocheran
Swift
Slater
Border
Froess
Albers
Trisko
Seeley
Froehler
Hartman
Ivarson
Doetkott
Gabgk
Leukam
Pogatchnik
Hoeschen
Fleischhacker
Rypstra
Paquette
Mertz
Freriks
Houde
Solar
Hilliard
MacDonald
Pulvermacher
Ley
Grogan
Wehling
Oswalda
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Nicknames: Alluring, Bones, Bricks, Cool, Dangerous, Dancing, Dazzling, Enchanting, Fantastic, Fetching, Hunky, Interesting, Knockout, Lush, Machine, Magnetism, Mission, Rad, Revelation, Sticks, Striking, Sublime, Taste, Toxic, Tribulation, & Trikkey (Pronounced Trike-e).
-Money terms.
-Country names.
-USA States names.
-Numbers 1-90.

Harmful additives: E100, E101, E103, E104, E105, E111, E121, E126, E130, E132, E140, E151, E152, E160, E161, E162, E170, E174, E175, E180, E181, E200, E201, E202, E203, E236, E237, E233, E260, E261, E263, E270, E280, E281, E282, E290, E300, E301, E303, E305, E306, E307, E308, E309, E322, E325, E326, E327, E331, E333, E334, E335, E336, E337, E382, E400, E401, E402, E403, E404, E405, E406, E408, E410, E411, E413, E414, E420, E421, E422, E440, E471, E472, E473, E474, E475, E480

1. Suspicious additions: E125, E141, E150, E153, E171, E172, E173, E240, E241, E477
   
2. Dangerous additives: E102, E110, E120, E124
   
3. Disorder of health:
   
4. Intestinal disorder: E220, E221, E223, E224
   
5. Digestive disorders: E338, E339, E340, E341, E450, E461, E463, E465, E466, ice cream E407
   
6. Skin diseases: E230, E231, E232, E233
   
7. Destruction of vitamin B12: E200
   
8. Cholesterol: E320, E321
   
9. Nerve sensitivity: E311, E312
   
10. Mouth rot: E330 is the most dangerous (carcinogenic) (contained in e.g. SCWEPPES LEMON, AROMA MUSTARD, MEZZO-MIX, CRAB MEAT, BONBEL CHEESE, CANNED MUSHROOMS)
    
11. Carcinogenic additives: E131, E142, E210, E211, E213, E214, E215, E216, E217, E239
    WARNING: E123 is very CARCINOGENIC!! Banned in the US and CIS countries.
    Pay particular attention to these additives with the following foods: E123/E110, CAUTION! (Gummy bears, TREETS, SMARTIES, HARIBO wine gums, chocolate lentils, ZOTT cream pudding, IGLO fish fingers, KRAFT Dorahm with crème fraiche, KRAFT salami, cream cheese, vanilla pudding E102, E110, ready-made sauces of all kinds.)
    
12. CAUTION!!! For guanylate and glutamate from the E600 series, E605 - neurotoxin
    

    PLEASE: hang up and use! < < Your health and that of your children is at stake. Avoid using these additives by carefully selecting the products you buy. The buyer ultimately determines the composition of the product. Think about your children's health.
    

13. Aluminum: E173 (aluminium colourant), E520 (stabilizers aluminum sulphate), E521 (aluminium sodium sulphate), E523 (aluminium ammonium sulphate), E554 (separating agent silica salts sodium aluminum silicate), E555 (potassium aluminum silicate), E556 (calcium aluminum silicate), E598 (calcium aluminate).
    Aluminum in drinking water: Waterworks use aluminum as a flocculant.
    Copy this list and distribute it among friends and acquaintances!
    Source: Children's Hospital at the University of Düsseldorf, Internet research
    

This is only my personal experience, everybody is different. For the record, I am trying to lose weight after a bad weeks-long relapse.
-Pre planning tomorrow’s meals the night before. I got LoseIt Premium and it was worth it. I can’t raccoon through the kitchen if I have a set plan.
-Unlimited tea and zero calorie soda throughout the day. The caffeine helps suppress my appetite and drinking keeps my mouth busy and content with the flavor. I sweeten everything with stevia powder. I got a big thing of it from Trader Joe’s. I just need to remember to rinse my mouth out after for my teeth.
-Volume eating. This bitch can EAT. I have accepted that I’m not satisfied with a meal unless I feel physically full. I eat a lot more vegetables now.
-Eating every couple hours. If my blood sugar gets too low waiting till my next meal, I feel it hard. Even if I’m not super hungry yet, I’ll have something like fruit, popcorn, or a sliced raw zucchini with apple cider vinegar and ranch seasoning. I just need snacks in my life man.
-Not staying up late at night. I figured out that being up late is one of my big triggers. Which sucks as a night owl. Alone in the kitchen, hungry for a late night snack. Possibly stoned. It can get out of hand FAST. These days I cut my losses and go to bed around 9-10pm. I can finish my work in the morning.

WWE2K14, WWE2K15, WWE2K16, WWE2K17, WWE2K18 :
Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, (This isn't in other WWE2K14, WWE2K15, WWE2K16, WWE2K17, WWE2K18. If I'm wrong please. corrected me.)
Letters: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
A: Aaron, Abs, Ace, Action, Adam, Adams, Adder, Adrian, Akane, Akira, Al, Alan, Alex, Alexander, Ali, Alice, Alien, Alpha, Amanda, Amateur, Amazing, Amazon, Amber, Ambiguous, American, Amir, Amy, Andersen, Andrew, Andy, Angel, Angelina, Angle, Angus, Ant, Anthony, Antoine, Antonio, Ape, Aquarius, Arcade, Arch, Archangel, Arctic, Aries, Armadillo, Ashley, Asian, Astronaut, Atlantic, Aunty, Austin, Awesome, Azrael
B: Baby, Back, Bad, Bailey, Baker, Balmer, Baltimore, Bane, Barbarian, Barnett, Bart, Base, Basket, Bay, Bear, Beast, Bee, Beginus, Bell, Belt, Ben, Beret, Bernie, Big, Bigdaddy, Biker, Bill, Bily, Bison, Black, Blade, Blake, Blank, Blaze, Blizzard, Blue, Boar, Bob, Booger, Bottom, Bouncer, Bowen, Boxer, Boy, Brad, Bradley, Brain, Bradley, Brain, Brandon, Brawler, Brent, Brett, Brian, British, Brittany, Brock, Brody, Brooklyn, Brother, Brown, Bruce, Bruiser, Bryan, Bryant, Bryce, Bubba, Buffalo, Bug, Buggy, Bull, Burglar, Buster, Butcher
C: Caffeine, Cage, Cali, Camacho, Campbell, Canadian, Canary, Cancer, Canine, Capricorn, Captain, Carl, Carlos, Carter, Case, Casey, Cassidy, Cat, Chameleon, Champ, Champion, Chang, Charles, Charlie, Charlotte, Cheater, Cheese, Chef, Chen, Chet, Chicago, Chicken, Chief, Chimera, Chinese, Cho, Cholo, Chris, Christian, Christina, Christopher, Chuck, City, Clarence, Clark, Claws, Cliff, Clinton, Cloud, Clown, Coast, Cobra, Cockroach, Coconut, Cody, Cole, Colin, Colt, Columbus, Commander, Communist, Convict, Cooper, Cop, Corporal, Corporate, Corpse, Cory, Cougar, Cowboy, Coyote, Crab, Crack, Craig, Crazed, Crazy, Criminal, Crimson, Crocodile, Crow, Cruiser, Crusty, Crystal, Curtis, Cyborg
D: Daddy, Dallas, Damn, Dan, Danger, Daniel, Danielson, Daring, Dark, Darrell, Dave, David, Davis, Day, Deadly, Deal, Dealer, Death, Defector, Demon, Dennis, Denver, Destroyer, Detroit, Devil, Devin, Diamond, Dickey, Dinosaur, Dirty, Disaster, Diva, Doc, Doctor, Dog, Dojo, Dominator, Don, Donald, Double, Douglas, Dragon, Drake, Dreamer, Dublin, Dude, Duke, Durr, Dustin, Dusty, Dwayne, Dylan, Dynamic, Dynamite
E: Eagle, Earl, Earp, Earth, East, Eastern, Eater, Ed, Edward, Edger, El, Electric, Elephant, Eliminator, Elite, Elizabeth, Emerald, Emily, Epic, Eric, Erik, Ethan, Evan, Evening, Executioner, Expert, Eye, Eyed
F: Faceless, Falcon, Fallen, Familiar, Fanboy, Fast, Father, Feline, Female, Fiend, Fierce, Finch, Fink, Fire, Finisher, Flea, Fletcher, Fly, Flying, Fool, Foot, Fort, Fox, Franco, Frank, Freak, Freaky, Frenchman, Fresno, Friend, Frisco, Front, Frost, Funky, Funny, Future
G: Gabe, Gabriel, Gaming, Gangster, Garcia, Gargoyle, Gary, Gas, Gates, Gemini, General, Genie, Genius, George, Ghost, Giant, Gibby, Gilbert, Girl, Gladiator, Goat, God, Gold, Golden, Goldman, Gonzalez, Good, Gondo, Gorilla, Goth, Grabber, Graham, Grandma, Grandpa, Grave, Gray, Great, Green, Greg, Gregory, Griffin, Grime, Grizzly, Groovy, Gulf, Gun, Guru, Guy
H: Hacker, Hammer, Hammett, Hannibal, Hardcore, Harris, Harry, Hat, Hawk, Heart, Heather, Heavenly, Heavy, Henry, Herbert, Hernandez, Hero, Hideous, Hill, Hippo, Hitman, Hockey, Hogg, Holiday, Holly, Hollywood, Homer, Homie, Hood, Hooligan, Hornet, Horse, Horsemen, Hosoqai, Hotstuff, Howard, Hubert, Hugh, Hundred, Hunter, Hustler, Hustlin
I: Ian, Icon, Icy, Immortal, Indian, Indianapolis, Indy, Iron, Irritating
J: Jack, Jackie, Jacksonville, Jacob, Jade, Jaguar, Jake, James, Jane, Japanese, Jared, Jason, Jay, Jefe, Jeff, Jeffrey, Jen, Jennifer, Jeremy, Jerry, Jesse, Jessica, Jester, Jet, Jim, Jimmy, Jin, Job, Joe, Joel, John, Johnny, Johnson, Joker, Jonathon, Jones, Jordan, Jose, Joseph, Josh, Joshua, Juan, Judge, Judo, Jun, Just, Justice, Justin
K: Kabal, Kang, Kano, Karate, Kareem, Katelynn, Keith, Ken, Kendall, Kendo, Kenneth, Kent, Kevin, Kid, Killer, Kimberly, King, Kirk, Kisser, Kitty, Kline, Knight, Kobayashi, Kong, Korean, Kowalczyk, Kurt, Kyle
L: Ladiesman, Lance, Land, Larry, Las Vegas, Lassiter, Laura, Lauren, Ledesma, Lee, Legend, Lenny, Leo, Leon, Leonard, Leonardo, Lewis, Lex, Liam, Libra, Lightning, Lilith, Lion, Lisa, Little, Log, Loki, Long, Long Beach, Lopez, Lord, Los Angeles, Louisville, Love, Lovecraft, Lover, Luchador, Lucifer, Luger, Lui, Luis, Lumpy, Lunatic, Lurking, Luthor
M: Machine, Macho, Mack, Macleod, Madison, Madman, Maggie, Magic, Majestic, Maker, Malcolm, Male, Mall, Mamba, Man, Maniac, Manly, Mantis, Marcus, Marge, Mark, Marko, Marshall, Martin, Martinez, Marty, Masked, Master, Mastodon, Matador, Matsuda, Matsumoto, Matt, Matthew, Maverick, Max, Maximus, McCarthy, McDonald, McGregor, Mega, Megan, Melissa, Member, Memphis, Men, Mercer, Mercury, Metal, Meticulous, Mexican, Miami, Michael, Michelle, Mick, Mike, Miles, Miller, Mime, Mini, Miss, Mitchell, Model, Mohammad, Mommy, Money, Monk, Monkey, Monster, Montana, Moore, Morgan, Morning, Morris, Mortal, Mosquito, Mother, Motor, Mountie, Mouse, Mr., Mrs., Ms., Mummy, Murphy, Muscle, Mutant, Mystical
N: Nashville, Nate, Nathan, Nathaniel, Natural, Navajo, Nelson, Nerd, Nero, New, New York, Nice, Nicholas, Nick, Nicole, Night, Nightmare, Ninja, Nitro, Noah, North, Northern, Nose, Nurse, Nut
O: Oak, Octopus, Of, Ogre, Old, Oliver, Olympian, Omega, Online, Oozing, Opal, Ophiuchus, Orange, Otaku, Outlaw, Owen, Ox
P: Pacific, Page, Pain, Palmer, Panda, Panther, Park, Parker, Pastor, Patch, Pathetic, Pathological, Patrick, Patriot, Patriotic, Paul, Peanut, Pedro, Peltier, Penguin, People, Perez, Perry, Peter, Phantom, Phenom, Philadelphia, Phillip, Philly, Phoenix, Pierre, Pine, Pinky, Pirate, Pisces, Platinum, Playboy, Player, Poker, Polar, Pow, Powell, Power, President, Prince, Princess, Principal, Pristine, Pro, Prodigy, Professional, Professor, Prototype, Prune, Psycho, Puma, Punks, Purple
Q: Queen, Quinn, Quitter
R: Rabid, Rachel, Raiden, Rain, Ralston, Ram, Ramirez, Randy, Rat, Rattle, Raymond, Real, Reaper, Rebecca, Recluse, Recto, Red, Reese, Regime, Renegade, Reptile, Rhino, Ricardo, Richard, Richardson, Rick, Riley, Ring, Rio, Riviera, Rivers, Rob, Robert, Robinson, Rocker, Rocky, Rod, Rodriguez, Ronald, Ronin, Rookie, Rooster, Roy, Ruby, Rude, Russ, Russian, Ryan
S: Sack, Sacramento, Sagittarius, Saint, Sakamoto, Sam, Samoan, Samuel, Samurai, San Antonio, San Francisco, San Jose, Sanchez, Sand, Santa, Sapp, Sapphire, Sarah, Sarge, Satin, Satoru, Savage, Savior, Scarecrow, Scorpio, Scorpion, Scott, Scottish, Screaming, Sean, Sears, Seattle, Senator, Senior, Sensation, Serbian, Sergeant, Sergio, Serpent, Seth, Sexy, Shadow, Shamownage, Shane, Shang, Shannon, Shaolin, Shaw, Shawn, Sheldon, Sherrill, Shingo, Show, Shrinker, Siberian, Side, Sikh, Silent, Silva, Silver, Simon, Simpson, Sin, Sister, Skater, Skinner, Slate, Slopes, Small, Smasher, Smith, Smoke, Smoking, Snake, Sniper, Snow, Soccer, Sokolov, Soldier, Sonya, Sophia, Soul, South, Southern, Soviet, Space, Spartan, Spectacular, Spider, Stalker, Stallion, Star, Stephanie, Stephen, Steve, Steven, Stick, Stinky, Storm, Storms, Straw, Street, Strong, Student, Stunt, Styles, Sub, Submission, Sue, Sullivan, Sunshine, Superstar, Supreme, Surfer, Surgeon, Suzuki, Syndicate
T: Taipan, Tank, Tarantula, Tattooed, Taurus, Taylor, Teacher, Technical, Ted, Teddy, Teenager, Terror, The, Thief, Thighs, Thing, Thomas, Thompson, Thousand, Thug, Thunder, Tia, Tic, Tickler, Tiffany, Tiger, Tiki, Timothy, Tin, Tiny, Titan, Toc, Todd, Tokyo, Tom, Tommy, Tony, Top, Tornado, Torres, Town, Toy, Travis, Trevor, Triple, Trouble, Troy, Tsung, Turbo, Turner, Turtle, Twin, Tyler, Tyson
U: Ugly, Ultimate, Ultra, Uncle, Unstoppable
V: Vampire, Van, Vandiver, Vega, Vegas, Vice, Victor, Viking, Villain, Vince, Vincent, Violet, Viper, Virgil, Virgo, Virtual, Visor, Voodoo
W: Walken, Walker, Wall, Walter, Wandering, Warden, Warlock, Warlord, Washington, Wasp, Water, Watson, Wayne, Web, Webmaster, Wesley, West, Western, Whiny, White, Wide, Widow, Wild, Will, William, Williams, Williamson, Wilson, Witch, Wolf, Wolverine, World, Wrestler, Wyatt
X: Xander
Y: Yamashita, Yap, Yellow, York, Yosef, Young, Youngblood, Yuri
Z: Zachary, Zero, Zodiac
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WWE2K19, WWE2K20, WWE2K22:
A
A - A K 47 - A-List - Aaron - Abbott - Ace - Adam - Adams - Adorable - Adrian - Ahmed - Aiden - AJ - Akane - Akira - The Alabama Slamma - Alan - Albert - Albright - Aldo - Aleksander - Alex - Alexander - Alexia - Ali - Alice - The All American - Allen - Alpha - Amanda - The Amateur - Amaya - Amber - The American Dream - Americas Sweetheart - Amir - Amy - The Anarchist - Andersen - Anderson - Andre - Andrea - Andres - Andrew - Andrews - Andy - Angel - Angela - Angela - Angelina - Angelo - Angus - The Animal - Ann - Anna - Anne - The Anomaly - Ant - Anthony - Antista - Antoine - Antonio - Archangel - Aric - Arik - Armstrong - Arn - Arnold - Arthur - Ashley - The Asian Nightmare - The Assassin - The Athlete - Austin - Avalanche - Awesome - The Axe - Axe - Azrael
B
B - Babe - Babos - Baby Face - Backlund - Bacon - Bad - Bad Attitude - Bad Boy - The Bad Guy - Bailey - Baker - Bakke - Baldwin - Ball - Ballesca - Balmer - Balousek - Bannon - Barbara - The Barbarian - Barber - The Barber - Barend - Barker - Barnes - Barnett - Barrett - Barry - Bart - Bartlett - Barton - Bas - Basham - The Basket Case - Bass - Bates - Batista - Bay - Bear - The Bear - The Beast - The Beastmaster - Beauchamp - Beautiful - Becca - Bee - Beech - Beefcake - Beginus - Behrens - Bell - Ben - Benally - Benjamin - Bennett - Benson - Beretta - Bernie - Berry - The Best - Betty - Beverly - Big - Big Bad - Big Evil - Big Ham - Big Magic - Big Meanie - Big Money - Big Nasty - Big Time - Bill - Billy - Bishop - Bison - Black - Blacksmith - Blackwell - Blade - Blake - Blanchard - Bland - Blaze - The Blueprint - Bob - Bobby - The Body - Bolek - The Bombshell - Bombshell - Boone - The Boss - Boulay - Bourne - Bowen - Bowers - Bowlin - Bowman - Boy - Boyd - Brad - Braddock - Bradford - Bradley - The Brain - Bram - Brandon - Bravo - The Brawler - Brayden - Brenda - Brent - Brett - Brewer - Brian - Briggs - Brinton - Brittany - Brock - Brody - Brooks - Brown - Bruce - Bruiser - The Bruiser - Bruno - Brute - Brutus - Bryan - Bryant - Bryce - Bubba - Buck - Buckley - Buddy - Bui - The Bull - Bulldog - Bulldozer - Bullwhip - Burchfield - Burns - Burnstorm - Burton - Bush - Buster - Butch - The Butcher - Butcher - Butler - Buzzsaw - Byrd - Byron
C
C - Cactus - Calcote - Caldwell - Caleb - Cali - Cameron - Campbell - Candy Man - Cannon - Captain - Carl - Carlito - Carlos - Carmelo - Carol - Carolyn - Carpenter - Carr - Carter - Case - Casey - Cashman - Cassidy - Castle - Castro - Catherine - Caveman - Cepeda - Cesar - Champ - The Champ - Chandler - Chaney - Chang - Chapman - Charles - Charlie - Charlotte - Charming - Chase - Chen - Cheryl - China - Cho - The Chosen One - Chris - Christian - Christie - Christina - Christine - Christopher - Christopherson - Chuck - Church - Cindy - Clarence - Clark - Clarke - The Claw - Clemens - Cliff - Clingan - Clinton - Clown - Coach - Coachman - Cobb - Cody - Cole - Coleman - Coles - Colin - Collins - Colonel - Colossus - Colt - Columbus - Connor - Consiglio - Cook - Cooke - Cooper - Corino - Cory - Cottonbelly - County - Cowboy - Cox - Coyote - Craig - Crawford - Crazy - Cretchman - Crimson - Cruce - Cruise - Crush - Crusher - The Crusher - Cruz - Cry Baby - Crystal - Cubas - Culver - Cummings - Cunningham - Curt - Curtis - Cutie Pie - The Cyborg - Cyclone - Cynthia
D
D - Daddy - Daigle - Dalehite - Dallas - Dalton - Damian - Dan - Danger - Dangerous - Daniel - Danielle - Daniels - Danielson - Danny - Darrell - Darren - Dashing - Dave - David - Davidson - Davis - Dawn - Day - Dean - Death - Deaver - Deborah - Debra - Demers - Demoise - Demon - Denise - Dennis - Derek - Derick - Derk - The Destroyer - The Devil - Devious - Devon - Diamond - Diana - Diane - Diaz - Dickey - Diego - Dino - Dirty - The Disaster - Dixon - Dizzy - Doc - Doctor - The Dog - Dog - Doink - The Doll - The Dominator - Dominguez - Don - Donahue - Donald - Donaldson - Dondelinger - Donna - Doris - Dorothy - Double A - Doug - Douglas - Drago - The Dragon - Drake - Draven - The Dream - Dregs - Drew - Droese - Drolet - Dubb - Dublin - Dude - Dudley - Duece - Duggan - Duke - The Dumpster - Duncan - Dunn - Dustin - Dusty - Dwayne - Dyer - Dylan - Dynamic - Dynamite
E
E - The Eagle - Earl - Earp - Eaton - Eddie - Edward - Edwards - El Guapo - El Jefe - El Numero Uno - Elgin - Eli - Elijah - The Eliminator - Elizabeth - Elkins - Elliot - Elliott - Ellis - Elston - Emerson - Emily - Emma - The Enforcer - The Engineer - England - Epps - Eric - Ethan - Eugene - Evan - Evans - Evelyn - Everett - Ewing - Express - Extreme
F
F - The Falcon - Faria - Farmer - The Felon - Felt - Fenwick - Ferguson - Fernandez - Figueroa - Finch - Fingers - Fink - Finkel - The Fireman - Fisher - Flapjack - Flash - Fleites - Fletcher - Flores - Flyboy - Flynn - Fonseca - Ford - Foster - Fowler - Fox - Fraga - Frances - Francine - Francisco - Franco - Frank - Frankie - Franklin - The Freak - Freakzilla - Freeman - Freight Train - French - The French Paradox - Fresnedi - Frost - Frye - Fuller - Funky - Furious - The Future
G
G - Gabriel - Gallareto - Gang - The Gangster - Garcia - Gardner - Garrett - Gary - Gates - Gauge - Gavin - Geary - Gene - General - Genie - The Gentle Giant - Gentleman - George - Georgie - Gerald - Gertz - The Ghost - Gianfranco - Giant - The Giant - The Giant Killer - Gibson - Gilbert - Gilberto - Girl Dynamite - The Gladiator - Gloria - The Godfather - Goldman - The Goliath - Gomez - Gonzalez - Good Girl - Goodish - Goodman - Goodwin - The Goon - Goose - Gordon - Gorgeous - Gorilla - Gould - Grace - Graham - Grant - Graves - Gray - The Great - The Greek Goddess - Green - Greene - Greg - Gregory - The Gremlin - Griffin - The Grim Reaper - Grime - Grimm - Grise - Groovey Homes - Guan - Gudmundson - Guillermo - Gutierrez - Guy
H
H - Haas - Hacksaw - Hagan - Haku - Hale - Halie - Hall - Hamilton - Hammer - The Hammer - Hammett - Hammond - Hancock - Handsome - Handy - Hank - Hannah - Hannibal - Hardcore - The Hardcore Icon - Harnage - Harold - Harper - Harrington - Harris - Harrison - Harry - Hart - Harvey - Hatcher - Hawkins - Hayabusa - Hayes - Headhunter - Heart - Heath - Heather - Heenan - Hein - Helen - Henderson - Hennig - Henry - Herbert - Hercules - Hernandez - The Hero - Hero - Hicks - Hill - Hillbilly - The Hippie - Hogan - Holland - Holly - Holmes - Holt - Homeboy - Homer - The Hooligan - Hopkins - The Horseman - Horton - Hosoqai - Hot - Hotrod - Howard - Howe - Howell - Hubbard - Hubert - Hudson - Hugh - Hughes - Hughs - Hulk - Hull - Hunt - Hunter - Hurricane - Hustler - Hyper Speed
I
I - Ian - The Iceman - The Icon - The Idol - The Illustrious - The Immovable Object - Indestructible - The Innovator - Iron - Ironman - The Irresistible Force - Irvin - Isaac - Isaiah - Isabella - Italian Stallion - Ivar - Ivy
J
J - Jack - Jackie - Jackson - Jacob - Jacobs - Jacqueline - Jade - Jaejin - Jake - James - Jane - Janet - Janice - Jannetty - Jared - Jarret - Jarrett - Jason - Jay - Jayden - Jean - Jeff - Jeffrey - Jeffreys - Jen - Jenkins - Jennifer - Jeremiah - Jeremy - Jerome - Jerry - Jervis - Jesse - Jessica - The Jester - Jesus - Jet - Jillian - Jim - Jimenez - Jimmy - Jindrak - Joan - Joe - Joel - Joey - John - Johnny - Johnson - Johnston - Jonathan - Jonathon - Jones - Jordan - Jose - Joseph - Josh - Joshua - Joyce - JStone - Juan - The Judge - Judith - Judy - Julia - Julie - Juliene - Junior - Junkyard - Jushin - Justice - Justin
K
K - Kaiva - Kamron - Kang - Kaplan - Kareem - Karen - Kari - Katelynn - Katherine - Kathleen - Kathryn - Kathy - Katsuyori - Kazarian - Keith - Kelley - Kelvin - Ken - Kendall - Kendrick - Kennedy - Kenneth - Kenny - Kent - Kerry - Kevin - Key - The Kid - Kid - Kidman - Kimball - Kimberly - The King - King - The King of Old School - Kink - Kinsel - Kirk - Kisser - Kitty - Klien - Knight - Kobayashi - Koloff - Kortje - Kristin - Kristy - Krom - The Krusher - Kurt - Kushida - Kuykendall - Kwan - Kyle
L
L - The Ladies Man - Lady Destroyer - Lance - Landon - Lane - Lanza - Larry - Lars - Lashley - Lassiter - Last Call - The Latina Sensation - Laura - Laurant - Lauren - The Lawman - Lawrence - Lazzara - Ledesma - Lee - Lees - The Legend - The Legend Killer - Lenny - Leo - Leon - Leonard - Leonardo - Lewis - Lex - Liam - Liger - Lightning - Lilith - Lillian - Lincoln - Linda - Ling - Lisa - Little - Little Homie - The Living Legend - Lochlan - Loco - Logan - Loki - Long - Lopez - Lord - Lori - Louis - Love - Lovecraft - Loverboy - Low - Lowenberg - Lucchese - The Luchadore - Luenser - Luger - Lui - Luis - Luke - The Lunatic - Lunchbox - Luscious - Luthor
M
M - The Machine - Macho - Mack - Mackey - Mad Dog - Madison - Madman - Maggie - Magic - Magical - Magnificent - Magnum - The Mailman - Majors - Malandra - Malcolm - Malenko - Man - The Man of 1000 Holds - The Maniac - Maniac - Manin - The Mantis - Marcantel - Marceau - Marcella - Marco - Marcus - Maragaret - Marge - Maria - Marie - Marilyn - Marissa - Mark - Marko - Marsh - Marshall - Martha - Martin - Martinez - Marty - Marvelous - Marvin - Mary - Masca - The Masked Man - Mason - Masters - The Mastodon - Mat - Mathews - Matsuda - Matsumoto - Matt - Matthew - Matthews - Mauler - The Maverick - Maverick - Max - Maximus - May - McCarthy - McDonald - McGregor - McIntyre - McKay - Mean - The Meathead - The Mechanic - Medusa - Megan - Melissa - Mentioned - Mercedes - Mercer - Michael - Michaels - Michelle - Mick - Mighty Ugg - Mike - Mildred - Miles - The Milkman - Miller - Mills - Miner - Mitchell - Mochacchino - Mohammad - Mondo - The Monster - Montana - Montgomery - Moore - Morales - Morgan - Morris - Morrison - Morse - Mortis - Motoda - The Motor - Mountain Man - The Mouth - The Mouth of the South - Mr - Mr Amazing - Mr Black - Mr Macho - Mr Perfect - Mrs - Ms - Mullet - Mullins - Munoz - Munson - Muraco - Murphy - Murray - Muta - Myers
N
N - Nancy - The Narcissist - Nate - Nathan - Nathaniel - Natoli - The Natural - The Navajo - Navy Seal - Neal - The Necromancer - Negron - Nelson - Nemeth - Newman - News - Newton - Nguyen - Nicholas - Nichols - Nick - Nicole - The Nightmare - Nightmare - Nikita - Niles - The Ninja - Noah - Nolan - North - Norton - Number One - Nuzback
O
O - OGrady - Oliver - Olivia - The Olympian - Omar - The Omega - Omega - The One - One - The Original Gangsta - Orndorff - Ortiz - Orton - Osborne - Otunga - Outlaw - The Outlaw - The Outsider - Owen - Owens - Oxley
P
P - Page - Palestini - Palmer - Pamela - Parcher - Parker - Parsons - Pat - Patch - Patera - Patricia - Patrick - Patterson - Paul - Payne - Pearson - Peck - Pedro - Pee Wee - Peltier - Percy - Perez - Perfect 10 - Perkins - Perry - Peter - Peters - Peterson - The Phantom - Phelps - The Phenom - The Phenomenal One - Philip - Phillip - Phillips - Picone - Pierce - Pierre - The Pig - Pine - Piper - Pitbull - Plantagenet - Platinum - The Player - Pontarelli - Porter - Porticos - Post - Potter - Powell - Pratt - Precious - The Predator - Pretty Boy - Price - Primetime - The Prince - Prince - Princess - The Princess - The Prodigy - The Professional - The Professor - The Prototype - Psycho - The Psycho - Psychosis - Puerta - The Punisher - Punk
Q
Q - The Queen - Quickdraw - Quinn
R
R - Race - Rachel - Rage - Raiden - Ralph - Ralston - Ramelle - Ramirez - Ramon - Randleman - Randy - Raparaz - Ray - Raymond - Razor - The Real Deal - The Reaper - Rebecca - The Rebel - Recto - Redhead - The Redneck - Reed - Reese - Reeves - Reid - Reks - Reptile - Reyes - Reynolds - Rhodes - Ricardo - Ricci - Rice - Richard - Richards - Richardson - Richie - Rick - Ricky - Riley - The Ringer - Rip - Rivera - Rivers - Rob - Robbins - Robert - Roberts - Robertson - Robinson - Rock - The Rocker - The Rockstar - Roddy - Rodgers - Rodil - Rodriguez - Roger - Rogers - Rolando - Romi - Ron - Ronald - Rose - Ross - Rossi - Rousakis - Rowdy - Roxanne - Roy - Rudden - Rude - Rude Boy - Rufus - Rusev - Rush - Russ - Russell - Russian - The Russian Giant - The Russian Gladiator - The Russian Gladiator - Rust - Ruten - Ruth - Ryan
S
S - Sabin - The Sailor - The Saint - Sakamoto - Sal - Salas - Sam - Samantha - Sammartino - The Samoan - Samuel - Samuels - The Samurai - Sanchez - Sanders - Sandra - Santana - Santos - Sapp - Sara - Sarah - Satoru - Saturn - The Savage - The Savior - Sawyer - Schettino - Schliebe - Schmidt - Schultz - Sciacca - The Scientist - Scorpion - The Scorpion - Scott - Scotty - Sean - Sears - Sebastian - Selina - The Senator - Sergeant - Sergio - Seth - Severn - Sexton - Shade - Shamownage - Shane - Shang - Shannon - Sharon - Sharp - Sharpe - Shaw - Shawn - Sheffield - Sheik - Sheldon - Shelly - Sherman - Sherrill - Shibata - Shields - Shirley - The Show - Showboat - Showstopper - Showtime - Shy Girl - Silva - Simmons - Simon - Simpson - Sinister - Skett - Skinner - Sku - Slater - Slugger - Smash - Smith - Smoke - Smoky - Smooth - Smooth Operator - The Snake - Snow - Snuka - Snyder - Sokolov - The Soldier - Sonya - Sophia - Soulman - Sparks - The Specialist - Spectacular - Speedy - Spencer - The Spider - Spike - Spivery - The Sportsman - Squire - Stafford - Stan - Stanley - Stasiak - Steel - Steiner - Stephanie - Stephen - Stephens - Steve - Steven - Stevens - Stevenson - Stewart - Stone - Storm - The Strong Man - Strongman - Stuart - Stubbs - Studd - Stuff - Stunning - Sturgeon - Styles - Sub Zero - Sue - Sugarfoot - Sullivan - Sunshine - The Super Athlete - Super Smooth - Superstar - The Superstar - The Surfer - The Surgeon - Susan - Sutton - Suzuki - Sweet - Sweetness
T
T - T Rex - Tama - Tammy - Tanaka - Tank - The Tank - Taryn - Tawfik - Taylor - Technical - The Technician - Ted - Teddy - Tenacious - Teresa - The Terror - Terror - Terry - Theodore - Theresa - Thomas - Thompson - The Thug - Thumper - Thunder - Thunderbolt - Tia - Tiffany - Tiger - Tim - Timothy - Tito - TNT - Todd - Tolos - Tom - Tomassian - Tommy - Tonga - Tony - The Tool - The Tornado - Tornado - The Torpedo - Torres - The Total Package - Tough Man - Townsend - Trash Man - Travis - Trevor - Trowell - Troy - Tucker - Tully - Turner - Tyler - Tyson
U
U - Ultimate - Ultimo - Unbreakable - The Unpredictable - Unpredictable - Uptown - The Urban Gladiator - Urena
V
V - Vachon - Vader - Valentine - Valliant - Van - Van Cise - Van Cisely - Vandiver - Ventura - Victor - Victoria - The Viking - The Villain - Vince - Vincent - Violet - Virgil - Virginia - Vivacious - The Voice - Votta
W
W - Wade - Wagner - Walken - Walker - Wallace - Walter - Walters - The Wanderer - Wang - War - Ward - The Warden - The Warlock - Warlord - Warner - Warren - The Warrior Princess - Washington - Watkins - Watson - Watts - Wayne - Weaver - The Web Master - Webb - Webster - Welch - Wells - Wesley - West - Wheeler - Whiskers - The White - White - Whitney - Whol - The Wick - Wickiser - Wilcox - Wild Thing - Wildcat - Wildman - Wildside - Will - William - Williams - Williamson - Willie - Willis - Willy - Wilson - Windham - Winters - The Witch - The Witch Doctor - Wolf - Wolf Man - Wonder Boy - Wonderful - Wonderkid - Wood - Woods - Woodward - The Worm - Wright - Wyatt
X
X - The X Factor - Xander
Y
Y - Yamamoto - Yamashita - York - Yosef - Young - Young Blood - Yuri
Z
Z - Zachary - Zack - Zenk - Zucconi - Zynda

A special thanks to u/bluefishcake for the wonderful original story and sandbox to play in.
A special thanks to my editors LordHenry7898, RandomTinkerer, and Swimming_Good_8507
And a big thanks to the authors and their stories that inspired me to tell my own in this universe. RandomTinkerer (City Slickers and Hayseeds), Punnynfunny (Denied Operations), CompassWithHat (Top Lasgun), CarCU131 (The Cook), and Rhion-618 (Just One Drop)
Hy’shq’e Ay Si’am (Thank you noble friends)
Chapter 19: The Songs of My People
Kalai sat spellbound by what she was experiencing, and she wasn’t the only one. Sitry and Naranjo pressed at her side, watching intently too. The human, Andy, stood by the fire, vocalizing as everyone with hand drums began to strike a beat. The drums started chaotically but fell into a synchronized rhythm as Andy held his hands out around the fire and started hopping in place. The oars on his blanket made a rattling sound as he started to slowly dance around the fire, still hopping and vocalizing.
From a side entrance, the people who were dressed as the creatures from earlier made their entrance, some crawling on all fours, and some upright. All moved in a strange procession to the beat of the drums and all were vocalizing in harmony with Andy. They slowly formed a circle around the fire and the lone ‘human’ on the dance floor. Andy began turning circles with his arms held out and level with his hips, fists clenched as he continued to dance inside the ring of creatures around him. The ‘animals’ turned in circles and danced in place as the drums and the voices filled the air. The music built in a rising chorus until both Naranjo and Sitry were holding their ears, no longer able to bear the volume.
And then everything came to a sudden and silent halt.
No one moved, and no one made a sound. Kalai even felt herself taking shallow breaths so as not to make noise until Andy straightened himself up and addressed them all in Vatikre. “Honored guests, beloved friends and family. We are gathered here tonight to celebrate our shared cultural heritage in the heartland of our ancestral home. We are honored by the presence of so many Clans. Welcome to the home of the Bear Clan Salish. On behalf of the People, I thank you for the gift of your presence. I raise my hands to you all, Hai’sh’kah, Si’yam!” Kalai watched as he lifted his hands up above his head, palms again held inward and bobbed them. Andy repeated the gesture to each side, and the gesture was returned by all the people. When he turned finally to face Kalai and the twins, she automatically returned the gesture and the blanket fell off her shoulders, causing her to flinch as she tried to catch it. Andy flashed her a brief smile and a nod before he strode over to them. Kalai had a moment of self conscious panic as she wondered if she did something wrong.
Andy sat down next to Naranjo as the drums began again, and a knot of people from the wall to their left walked out to the floor and began speaking in their native tongue. Many of the masked dancers took seats on the other walls, leaving Kalai, Sitry, Naranjo, and now Andy, alone on the one wall.
“You know, I never asked your names. I’m Andrei, but everyone calls me Andy.” He held his fist out politely and waited.
“I’m Kalai He’osforos….er, just call me Kalai?” She awkwardly bumped his fist, deliberately keeping her eyes on his, so as not to let them wander.
“I’m Sitry Vaida and this is my brother Naranjo.” Sitry introduced herself hurriedly, giving him a big smile. “The burning is almost completely gone now! I thought I was going to die! You’re amazing!” she blurted out, but started to blush deeply as she clamped her mouth shut.
“Most people just call me Narny.” Naranjo flicked his sister’s ear as he nodded at Andy. “I’m sorry for her, you know how girls are.”
Andy gave a soft chuckle and a nod. “So how…did you three wind up on Orcas? No one’s allowed to come here except marines and what passes for scientists, and you three don’t exactly look like either.”
Kalai put a hand on Sitry’s leg to stop her from the onslaught of words she knew would come pouring out. “We were caught in the storm, and we were wrecked. Our boat broke up and we went in the water. When we got to shore, we saw a light and we started climbing. That’s when we….stumbled upon you…in the pool. We didn’t mean to intrude, and we’re terribly sorry for imposing. Thank you, by the way, for saving us.” Kalai felt sheepish, and she felt her shoulders rise as she offered her heartfelt thanks.
“So that’s why Chuck was going all kinds of crazy. He thought…well, he had some pretty bad experiences in the camps, and he can be a bit overly protective, and he absolutely hates Shil’vati.” Andy nodded in understanding and looked back in the direction of the dancer in the admittedly still terrifying bird mask, who seemed to be staring at them intently. “As I said before, he’s not the brightest, but there’s no one I’d trust more with my life and my safety. He’s a good friend, once you get to know him.”
“Was he going to-?” Kalai asked as she returned the man’s look, feeling a little wave of fear rise up in her.
“Yes he was." Andy didn’t let her finish her sentence, and his tone was very serious. “That’s why I had to remind him to play nice. There’s been enough killing to last us all several lifetimes.” Andy’s tone softened into a maudlin one and he waved at the man across the room. “I apologize on his behalf, and hope you can find a way to forgive him. He will not harm you, or threaten you again.”
“Why help us? If you hate us, why help? Why would you save us?” Naranjo spoke up after a brief but heavy silence from the group, even as the drums and the chanting rolled over them.
Andy’s breath seemed to catch in his chest and his jaw seemed to tighten for a brief moment before he relaxed. “Because we have to start somewhere…” Kalai watched him closely and felt a bloom of kinship as he put up an invisible wall around his emotions to present a cool and calm exterior. “And I want….I hope…that maybe, if I can practice with you, that I can finally find a way to talk to your people about mine. Maybe if I learn to talk with you, I can talk to others of your people about the injustices and the hurt that’s being done to us.”
“Do you mean the relocations? You’re citizens now, so you can talk to the governess. You can submit petitions like the rest of us and request Militia protection, can’t you?” Naranjo objected as he looked back and forth towards Kalai and Andy.
Andy’s laugh was cold and contained an undercurrent of fury that Kalai saw flash in his eyes before the mask reasserted itself. “For twelve years we've been getting a riflebutt to our heads and a boot on our necks anytime we tried to…petition. When your governess and your military have deigned to speak, they’ve spoken at us, not with us. It’s hard to have a dialogue with a stone person. Not only that, but your scientists who’ve taken over this area are doing so much damage to the land, I’m afraid the harm may be close to irreparable-”
It was Sitry’s turn to object as she cut him off. “What are you talking about! This place is green and growing-”
“It’s choking!” Andy replied, his tone raised enough to carry over the drums and the chanting. Several people on the other benches turned to look at them all, and Sitry flushed crimson and fell silent. Andy softened his tone and continued, “Dangerous and invasive species are killing off the native plants and animals. So-called ‘public works and infrastructure’ are ripping the environment to pieces and whoever’s in charge either doesn’t know or doesn’t care how everything is interconnected here. What happens up on Kulshan and beyond affects everything here in the Salish Sea! Animals that need careful management are left unprotected or unculled, and the real pollutants aren’t being cleaned up! Besides, this place has always been green, the human hwun’eetum didn’t call this place ‘The Emerald State’ for nothing.”
His words were gently spoken, but Kalai could hear the desperation in his voice. It shot through her and she could see that Sitry and Naranjo were ready to rise to the defense of their parents. Kalai put her hands out again to stop the tirade that was brewing from Sitry and Naranjo. “How do you know all this? What makes you think that the…planetary engineers are making mistakes?”
Andy studied her for a long moment and Kalai held his gaze, neither backing down. She felt the need to defend the Vaidas who had given her a home and raised her like one of theirs when her father left for Earth. Andy’s deep, dark brown eyes bored into her as he seemed to be searching for something. “Watch, and listen. These stories and songs have the climate and ecological record that my people have kept for thousands of years. I know it looks very strange, and probably very primitive…even savage, but we have passed these songs, stories, dances, even our clothes, the regalia, down for generations. All of it comes from having lived in this place since the dawn of time.”
“This? This prancing around and hooting to a drumbeat is a scientific record of your climate and your environment?” Naranjo’s voice dripped with derision, and only Kalai’s many years of manners learned from the Vaidas kept her from punching Naranjo in the mouth. To his credit, and Kalai’s relief, Andy’s only reaction was to smile and nod, which did more to shut Naranjo up than anything Kalai would have been able to think of at that moment.
Kalai watched as three animal dancers who had stayed on the floor began indeed prancing around the room to the drumbeat, moving in what Kalai assumed were imitations of the animals themselves.
“Before my people had written language, this is how we preserved all of the lessons our ancestors learned. This is how we preserved their teachings.” Andy looked over at the floor as more dancers in full animal costumes joined the dance, as well as several human men and women.
Andy gestured to the dance as they started to dance and mime in circles around the fire, while an older woman began chanting and drumming alone, next to the fire. Her chants were not the vocalizations from before, but were words sung in their alien language. “Case in point, the song being sung right now is the Song of the First People. It’s the oldest one we have. You see the woman speaking there? She's the storyteller, or Witness, and she’s telling the story of the very beginning.”
Kalai and her Erbian siblings watched and listened as the humans seemed to huddle together while the animals pranced around them.
“She’s saying that, in the days when the The Creator walked the earth and made the land, sea, and sky, He created the many peoples and gave them a place to live. The trees and animals, the fish, and all the spirits. He filled the land with many beautiful things, saving humans for last. That’s when He made the Salish and gave us to the land as its caretakers and its stewards. The Creator set us down in this place with all the other peoples. The Bear people, the Orca people, the Crab people, the Deer people, the Cedar people, and the Salmon people to name only a very few. The Creator then left to continue making all the other beautiful places, and the First People didn’t know what to do, so they watched and they learned from all the others. What was good to eat and what wasn’t, but this wasn’t enough, because we were cold, and we were wet from the rains. The Cedar people were the first to speak to us, and they taught us how to use their bark to weave mats and hats that were water and windproof. They taught us how to make canoes and oars to travel, and how to build houses to stay warm and dry. They taught us how to keep the Cedar people healthy and to help them grow tall and strong, so that in return for their knowledge and their songs, we would protect them and remember all the things they taught us.”
“So these Cedar People died out?” Naranjo ventured, suddenly a bit timid.
“No, they’re the Cedar trees themselves, but if you go into the Cedar forests these days, they’re not in any way healthy. There’s creeping ivy and Himalayan Blackberry strangling out the saplings and they won’t let ANY of us with forestry experience go in and manage the forests!”
Naranjo blinked and looked down, uncertain what to think. “So what’s happening now?” Sitry asked, and Andy continued to translate as the Cedar people taught them the art of building reef nets from Cedar bark and nettles.
A thousand questions jumbled in Kalai’s mind as Andy translated the story and gave context to what they were hearing. Kalai, Sitry, and Naranjo watched the dances and listened to the drums and the chanting with a dawning appreciation for the history and knowledge that was contained within it.
“It reminds me of all the stories of the Greenwood,” Sitry commented before tearing her eyes away from the performance as it began to wind down. “So is this a class or a temple?”
Andy smiled wryly at the three of them, “I guess ‘both at once’ would be a way to describe it? It just leaves a whole lot out if you think of it only as those two things. The Smokehouse, this place and this kind of gathering, is also where our families come together in a safe place where tumulhs like me and stommish like everyone else here can heal divisions in our community, our families, and make decisions for our people and even talk to and receive foreigners. It doesn’t have to be in this particular building, but it does have to be in the sacred homelands so that we can call on the…well, Indian mysticism aside, it’s where we’ve held these kinds of gatherings since we started telling stories and our stories and songs are intrinsically tied to this place, just like my people are.”
“Tumbles and stomp-ish?” Kalai was having trouble with the words as she tried to pronounce them.
“Tumulh…it roughly translates as healer and we wear red paint.” Andy gestured to his face and chest that were covered in a red paste that looked like mud. “Essentially we’re the tribe's internal mediators. If there’s a problem within the family, clan, or within the tribe, it’s the tumulhs’ place to try and solve it. Stommish roughly translates as warrior and they wear black paint.” Andy gestured around the room at everyone else present. “They’re the external problem solvers. It’s not exactly a ‘written in stone’ role, because lord knows that there are some stommish that really know how to bring families and clans together and tumulhs that could kill you nine different ways with their bare hands. The roles are how you’re received between the different clans and families, and sending one or the other has meaning.”
“Tumels?” Kalai asked, trying the word for Andy again.
“The last sound’s kind of hard. Make an ‘el’ sound, and then stop making sound while still breathing out. Your tongue has to stay up behind your top front teeth, like this.” Andy modeled, coaching her through the sound as she focused on his mouth and his tongue. He gave her a warm smile that made her heart skip a beat when she pronounced it right.
“So I take it there aren’t very many of you ‘tumuls’ left?” Sitry tripped slightly over the word as the song came to an end, and a man whose face was painted entirely black and wore an oar covered vest and carried a carved wooden club took the floor and began vocalizing.
“No, there’s plenty of us left…it’s just…” Andy seemed to deflate and his voice became pained, “the Clans are sending a message. ”
Kalai wanted to say something, anything, but there were no words that would come. A door opened from outside and a cold draft rushed through, causing Kalai to huddle in her blanket. The draft brought something else, though. A scent carried in from outside that she’d never smelled before.
“Smells like dinner’s almost ready. I pulled them all out of the water this morning, so it doesn’t get any fresher. Do you all like seafood?”
“We’re all Vaasconia born and bred. We practically eat nothing but seafood!” Sitry smiled broadly and her eyes twinkled in excitement.
“I have no idea what that means, but good. There’s nothing in the universe better than smoked Sockeye and Dungeness crab.” Andy stood up and offered a hand to Kalai to help her up. “We’ll skip the line, and I hate to be rude but this next part…is not for outsiders.” Kalai instinctively looked back to see that the animal dancers had moved to the corner opposite of the entrance they’d come in from.
Andy helped Kalai to her feet and wove his arm in hers to support her as he started to walk them out. Sitry glued herself to his other arm, smiling up at him while Kalai heard Naranjo scoff as he followed behind. He led them outside and around to another side of the building that looked out over the water and had a covered porch with an overhang. Under the overhang was another fire in a long pit that stretched the length of the building. Along it were almost a hundred stakes with rectangles of orange meat on long wooden sticks roasting over the fire, leaning on metal scaffolds. Hung on the top bar over the fire in between these wooden stakes were pots of boiling water and the sight made Kalai’s stomach rumble with hunger. Tending them were three women who gave Andy a smile when he approached. Andy greeted them in his strange language and they removed one of the pots and set it on the ground in front of them.
Andy untangled himself from Kalai and Sitry as Naranjo squatted down to look into the pot. “I’ll get us a little table and some chairs. Crab tends to get a bit messy. Just hang here for a minute.”
“Are you sure you don’t want any help?” Kalai offered, feeling a bit self conscious about being taken care of without offering anything in return to this total stranger.
“I got it, and you’re my guests. I won’t be a minute.” Andy waved her off before walking around toward the entrance of the building again.
Kalai looked at her friend before Sitry flashed her a mischievous grin and a wink. “Oh he likes you!” she whispered as she stepped closer so that neither her brother nor the women tending the food could hear.
“I can’t tell, do you think? I mean, everything’s been so surreal and I don’t even know…” Kalai sighed, rubbing her sore and stiff shoulder nervously as she looked back towards where Andy had walked off.
“By the Greenwood, you like him! The ice queen likes her prince pink and muscly! Empress, you can’t let him get away!”
“Sitry, getting a boyfriend is the last thing on my mind right now! I haven’t checked my viral load in over a day, and the last time I did, it was elevated. I lost my last dose of medicine on the boat, which I wrecked! We then had to swim through a storm and it’s only by the grace of Niosa that we made it to shore alive! I’m tired, hungry, scared, and we are surrounded by humans that hate us and who tried to kill us! So I-”
“Don’t forget that a gorgeous half naked, beardless Leonidas look-alike saved our lives, gave us clothes, fucking healed us, and is now cooking us dinner! How are we not living the fevered wet-dream of every girl in our class right now?”
“Because we got saved by the hot human boy, not the other way around,” Kalai grumped and folded her arms, glaring at Sitry.
“It doesn’t help that you two look like hobos that got horked up by a Basking Whale,” Naranjo chimed in wickedly. “Honestly, if you could see yourselves, you wouldn’t be talking about getting in a guy’s pants, you’d be asking for a shower, a comb, and a paper bag to hide in because that wouldn’t be enough to fix it.”
“If you weren’t a guy, I’d kick you right in the stomach,” Sitry hissed at Naranjo as her hands went to her hair to try and smooth it back. Kalai’s hand went to her hair unconsciously and she suddenly didn’t want to think about what she must look like. Instead, Kalai turned to look out at the view.
The rain had stopped, and the sky was clearing away to reveal a sky lit by a large white moon and twinkling bright stars. Kalai and Naranjo moved closer to the fire for warmth, while Sitry stepped out from the overhang and stared up at the night sky.
“I wonder if you can see Shil from here,” Sitry said aloud, staring at the rather stunning display overhead.
“Or Myr? Do you think we’re in the right hemisphere for it?” Naranjo added, rubbing his hands together before stroking his ears.
“I’m told that yes, you can see Shil from Earth, but I can never remember which one it is.”
Kalai and the others turned to see Andy returning with a folding table, chairs, and tablecloth tucked under his arms and stepping clunkily as he tried to balance it all in one trip. Kalai spun on her good heel and rushed to help him and Sitry was right behind her. He started to object but Kalai and Sitry insisted, taking the load out of his hands and they fumbled a bit as they tried to figure out the folding mechanism.
“So where’d you go down?” Andy asked as he showed them where the latches were and they got the table legs extended
“I’m sorry, what?” Sitry stammered, blushing and clearly distracted watching him spread out the tablecloth and setting the chairs up.
“Your boat. Where did you three sink?” Andy repeated the question and Kalai shot her friend a stern look.
“I don’t know, I’m so turned around right now. I think somewhere out there?” Kalai pointed out to the south over the once again glassy calm waters, and for a moment she chuckled, reminded of all the times her father and later her coach warned her of Niosa’s treacherousness. “We had to swim to shore though and I do remember there were cliffs under our lee.”
Andy paused for a moment and Kalai could feel his eyes on her. When she turned to face him, he was staring at her with awe. “Well, if the wind was pushing you into shore, you’d have been on this side of the Rosario Strait…it could be you got smashed on the Peapod rocks, but if that’s the case it means you had to have swam a half mile in a storm to make it.” Andy blew out an impressed whistle. “God must love you to bring you safely to shore in that blow.”
“You have a god of the sea too?” Kalai considered herself a reasonably devout follower of Niosa, just as any sailor who wanted to return safely to her home and family was.
“Eh, kind of? It depends on who you talk to.” Andy shrugged as he got a few metal trays and utensils that were strange and unfamiliar.
“If I’m talking to you?” Kalai asked as she held her hand out and took some of the strange metal vices to set next to the seats.
“I’d say that the Salish Sea belongs to God, but that He’s always let the spirits of the old Indian religion run it for Him.” Andy smiled wryly. “I guess it’s just a confusing blend of the old Indian beliefs my dad believed in and mom’s God. My mom was a very devout Christian, and most of my family up in Alaska are pretty hard core about it too.”
“Alaska? Where’s that?” Sitry asked, as she took the last of the place settings out of his hands and smiled sweetly at him.
“Way up north near the arctic. It’s pretty cold a good half of the year and the storms up there are really nasty. The fishing’s still good, and the governess doesn’t have her head up her ass about it either, unlike that fuck-stick Ta’naios.” Kalai froze in shock, as did Naranjo when they heard Andy cuss out the Sector Governess of Cascadia. There was a plastic thunk as Sitry dropped the place setting on the table and the three of them stared in a moment of silence at the impertinent human.
“Say what you want about America, but at least you could talk shit about the morons that ran it, and every now and again you could fire them. Not that it did any good, but at least it was cathartic.” Andy smiled brightly and laughed as he adjusted the last of the settings and looked over everything. “There, I think we’re ready. Please, by all means grab a seat and I’ll load us up.”
“This is a strange planet,” Naranjo mumbled as Kalai helped him into his seat and pushed it in like a gentlewoman.
“It does have its eccentricities, I’ll give you that, but it’s home and I love it here,” Andy called back to them as he gingerly pulled three of the sticks off the scaffold and made a show of sliding the filets of the alien meat onto one of the metal trays. Before they could move to help, Andy fished six multi-limbed bugs out of the pot and deposited them in the middle of the table.
Naranjo nearly flew out of his seat in startled terror. “What in the Blighted Pit is THAT?” he shrieked and flew to his sister, quivering.
“Dinner! What, don’t you have crabs where you come from?” Andy asked as he checked the pot for any others and pursed his lips together, clearly trying to keep the laughter in.
“No, we don’t have anything like that…at least nothing like it that’s edible,” Kalai stated tactfully. Though Naranjo may have been the one to jump, Kalai’s heart was pounding away in her chest at the demonic looking thing that had curled in on itself. It had two massive spiked pinchers as forearms and eight horrible spear-tipped legs behind them. It looked more like an armored walking tank than it did an animal, and the fact that it made a chitinous thud when they hit the table did nothing to dispel that impression. The three of them stared in fear at the creatures in the center of the table, unmoving, as Andy took his seat.
“O Lord, for what we’re about to receive, may we all be truly thankful. Go Navy, Fight! Amen!” Andy intoned, folding his hands together and made a strange motion with his hand that touched his head and both shoulders in sequence.
Kalai stared at him and could not help but giggle at the strange prayer. “What was-” she managed to get out before Andy reached over and dished her up two of the orange filets and a crab. Kalai stared at the meal on her plate unsure what to do next, and she wasn’t the only one. Both Sitry and her brother stared in curious confusion as Andy served them all first before putting some on his plate. “I know it’s a bit sparse, and I apologize for that. Back in the day we’d have a full spread for a Gathering. As it is, all we have these days is this, but I will say I was able to get the best part of our usual feasts…except for frybread. Sadly we don’t have any frybread tonight.
“I feel stupid, but…how do you eat this?” Kalai asked after a moment, picking up a fork and pointing at the crab. Sitry had started poking her crab while Naranjo was staring with wide eyed worry at the thing’s alien and bug-like face.
“So you have to crack open the shell. The legs and the claws are the best part, but there’s plenty of good meat in the middle, you just have to separate it out for all the crunchy bits. The salmon on the other hand? Just leave the skin and the rest is heaven sent. Oh shit, I forgot the butter and the hot sauce, go ahead and get started, I won’t be a second.” Andy bolted from the table and hurried back into the Smokehouse, while the three women started gathering up the stakes with the filets and began quickly loading them onto large trays and began ferrying them inside.
“I say we wait to try the crab until he gets back,” Sitry volunteered after she tried using the fork on the crab and only succeeded in pushing it around her plate.
The three of them each took a fork-full of the filet, and they all slowly raised it up, none of them wanting to be the first. “Ok, on three. One, two…three.” Kalai gave them a countdown and they all took a bite simultaneously.
Kalai had no words for the smokey, buttery goodness that filled her mouth. Woodsmoke and some kind of gentle spice brought the meat’s beautiful flavor out. Kalai’s eyes rolled back and her eyelids fluttered as she savored the flavors and textures.
“Ok it’s official, I fucking un-hate this planet!” Naranjo murmured as he scooped another bite up. Kalai could hear the happy noises coming from Sitry as she lost all decorum and began practically inhaling hers.
“I see the salmon is a hit. It’s an old family recipe going back thousands of years. Tomorrow before we leave, we’ll get some fish head soup. That one’s a bit more modern with how we make it…only around two hundred years old since we added potatoes, carrots, and onions. It really brings everything together.” He placed four bowls of soft yellow liquid and a short glass bottle filled with red sauce on the table. “Butter and Tabasco. Not exactly traditional, but delicious all the same.”
“So this…your family has been making this for hundreds….no thousands of years? I…I don’t…” Naranjo sputtered as he looked like he was in the midst of an existential crisis, gibbering at his plate as he worked his way through the rest of his salmon. They’d all forgotten about the armored sea bug on their plate until there was a very loud cracking sound. Kalai looked over and watched, fascinated as she watched Andy tear off the claw of the crab and break the armor with the vice. It cracked like a turox egg, and he deftly peeled the shell off and dipped the soft looking meat into the bowl of liquid butter.
“Oh no need to stand on ceremony, there is no dignified way to eat a crab. You will get messy, you’ll get crab juice all over your hands, and it’s totally worth it. Start with the claws, and I’ll show you how to get the meat out of the body.” Andy smiled as he demonstrated and even helped them open and clean their crabs.
He was right, there was no dignified way that Kalai could see to eat one, and after the initial shock of it, Kalai and Sitry both had fun breaking theirs open with gleeful abandon and messily digging out the delicious morsels of meat. The butter was a wonderful addition, and Andy suggested the hot sauce but it made Kalai scrunch her face up from the strange chemical burn. The butter had helped cool it, but it was a bit before the taste went away. Sitry had enjoyed it well enough, but Naranjo took to it with gusto, hogging the tiny bottle all to himself.
The conversation died off as they polished off everything on their plates, depositing the broken remains of their crabs onto one of the empty metal trays. The contented silence hung in the air, with only the sound of the crackling fire behind them bathing them in warmth. “This was really nice, and the food was fantastic, thank you.” Naranjo broke the silence, and both Kalai and Sitry added their own enthusiastic thanks as well.
“Are you still hungry? I could easily get more, there’s plenty-”
Kalai chorused with the twins that they couldn’t eat another bite. Andy nodded and reached to take the tray of refuse from the center, but Naranjo beat him to it. “Nope, my turn, I insist.”
Andy slowly sat back down and pointed out the large trash bins, and Kalai could have sworn that Naranjo shot her and Sitry a subtle wink, before leaving them alone with Andy. Kalai suddenly felt awkward and a bit shy, and she hated how she got this way around people. She never felt like this aboard a boat, even with boys in the crew, but it always felt different when she tried to just talk to people, and Kalai never felt confident being around others. She suddenly felt adrift again, unable to think of anything to say.
“So, you mentioned that dinner was an old family recipe, are they here?” Sitry asked brightly after a pitying glance at Kalai.
Kalai watched as all the happiness and mirth drained out of Andy’s face, and he suddenly became very tense. He was silent for a moment before he reached under the table into a pocket and pulled out a small white box with a red circle on it. Kalai and Sitry both froze, and Kalai looked over at Sitry, silently asking if she knew what was wrong. Sitry simply gave a quiet shrug, as Andy pulled a short white stick out and lit it in the dying fire behind him. He put it up to his mouth and took a deep breath, the end glowing red for a moment before he turned his head and blew out a cloud of smoke.
“They’re mostly gone,” he stated simply, before taking another drag and blowing the smoke away from them.
“I’m sorry. How?” Kalai asked, dreading the answer.
“Most got it in the invasion. Mom and dad were killed in Hawaii when Pearl Harbour got wiped out. The same broadside that killed my folks also burned out the rest of my dad’s side of the family out here. Our allotment was by the water tower and the old Day School. The members of my clan that didn’t die in the blast mostly died in the firestorm that followed.” He took another drag that consumed half of it and he tapped the ash into the fire. “Mom’s side of the family is mostly alive, I think. Sitka and Kodiak weren't ‘of military value’, so they didn’t get hit that bad, but a lot of them are still scattered all over the planet. We’re still trying to locate and get back all our lost family members.”
Kalai watched as Andy’s eyes started to get watery and he took a steadying breath before pulling another stick out of the pack, lighting the second with the first, before finishing off the smaller one and throwing the remains in the fire.
“I was five, just about six….that’d be three in your years if I remember the math correctly…when you nuked us. Only reason Grandma and I survived was because we were on the road in between your targets.” Andy took a short pull on the new smoke stick before he pulled it out of his mouth between his fingers. “My older brother and my grandpa are still out there somewhere….still fighting like good Stommish…even though the war’s long since over. They’ll come home one day, though. Once we put the Tribe back together and recall the exiles.”
“Exiles?” Sitry ventured, as she hunched down in her seat.
“An Eastern Mountain Salishian tumulh elder trying to appease that troglodyte Ta’naios got the clan heads at the time to exile all the warriors that followed Grandpa. He declared his own personal war when he decided to fight back. It was one of the last gatherings before the Governess officially broke us up and confiscated all our land, property, and sent us to concentration camps and residential schools to make us ‘good Shil.'” Andy motioned with his fingers in a gesture Kalai had seen in some of the human movies, something called air quotes. “All that school the Shil set up did? It was just another version of ‘Save the man by killing the Indian’.”
“So you have a brother who’s fighting? Is he…when did you last see him?” Kalai asked, feeling her heart sink deep into that familiar pit when the memory of her family would sometimes overwhelm her.
Andy looked down and pursed his lips for a moment before answering. “I last saw my brother the day before the invasion. The last anybody in the tribe saw him was two years after you landed when our exiles joined the Resistance. We’ve had a few warriors come in from the cold, but no one’s seen him in over a decade.” Andy took another drag and fixed Kalai and Sitry with a hard stare, “Kay-Tee’s not dead, and neither is Grandpa. There isn’t a warrior in the universe badassed enough to take either of them down. They were in San Diego in the middle of the Marine Base when the Imperial Fleet nuked it and all it did was piss the both of them off.”
“I know how you feel,” Kalai looked up and locked eyes with Andy. She felt her heart skip a beat to see the anger and hurt in them. It felt a bit like looking in a mirror.
“You do?” The boy’s raised eyebrow and tone gave his feelings about Kalai’s statement away, but she gave him a shy smile.
“My moms, my grandparents, my cousins, everyone but my papa were killed around 8 years ago, so just before the Lib….uh…the invasion. There was a Roach terrorist that released Cerulean Pox in Tlax’colan, my home city. They targeted my school and one of the main market squares. Thousands of us got sick, and most everyone who got sick died. I have to take medicine every day to keep my liver from essentially being liquified and going into septic shock.”
Andy stared at her with a look of both pity and commiseration, and he took a final drag on his smoke stick before tossing it into the fire. “And here I was feeling sorry for myself. Holy smokes Kalai, I’m so sorry.” He reached over and gently took her hand and gave it a reassuring squeeze. Kalai felt a sense of relief wash over her as she watched the tension and the anger evaporate from him.
“Um, I hate to break this up, but I think the humans are looking for you, Andy.” Naranjo came back, and Andy stood up, releasing her hand. “I mean, I was just standing over by the door, and someone came riding up on a car-thing, and now everybody’s yelling and sounding mad.”
Andy nodded and dashed toward the entrance of the Smokehouse, leaving the three of them there with a hurried, “Please stay here.”
It seemed like an eternity while Naranjo took a seat with them and they sat in worried silence until Andy came running back, a look of worry written plain on his face. “There’s Wendigos on the north side of the island and they’re on their way here. We have to leave now!"
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