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**Memory transcription subject: Tuvak, Independent Journalist, Venlil Republic**
*Date [standardized human time]: November 6, 2136*
I woke up squinting and covering my eyes with a paw. Light filtered in through the fabric coverings over the window. The horizontal rays of weak light were reminiscent of my grandfather’s home on the darkward edge of the habitable strip, and the soft greys and blues of the bed and its blankets reminded me of the river that wound through Sittri.
I could hear the large predator moving around in another room, and the soft tones of what sounded like a predator’s attempt at venlil music. I picked my way down the steep stairs and entered the kitchen, wondering whether the predators had set mealtimes or just grazed throughout their waking period.
When I entered the kitchen, Athena was whistling along with a slow and gentle tune playing from their phone. They were heating something in a flat pan, which was sizzling eagerly. Soon after I entered, they slid the contents of the pan onto a plate and placed it in front of me.
“There you go,” said Athena. “I couldn’t make the whole meal for you because it’s got meat in it, but here’s a venlil safe full English. A partial English?”
“A partial English…” I muttered. The human had said they’d removed the meat from the meal, but there were two large red organs as large as the palm of my paw. They looked a bit like an anatomical view of a venlil kidney I’d seen once. There were some small, white grubs in a reddish-orange sauce the colour of blood, and some thick discs roughly the colour of a fawn venlil’s skin. I prodded the red organs with the tiny weapons humans used to eat.
“Is everything okay?”
“W-what are these things?” I asked, trying to keep my voice steady to avoid upsetting the big predator.
“Those are tomatoes!” said Athena, snarling eagerly. “They’re a fruit, but because of their sharp flavour we treat them like vegetables.”
“And these?” I poked the grubs in blood sauce.
“Baked beans. They’re in a sauce made of tomatoes. I’ve only given you a small portion because lots of beans can make human digestive systems go a bit funny, and I want to be careful with yours.”
I relaxed slightly and sampled the baked beans. They were savoury and rich, a flavour quite rare on Venlil Prime. Next I sampled the tomatoes, and found that Athena was right about their sharp flavour. They were sharp, almost bitter, with a hint of smoky flavour. Trying the beans and tomatoes together, I understood why humans would put them together. The acidity of the tomato cut through the savoury flavour of the beans, making a surprising flavour profile I’d never encountered before. I’d read about tomatoes while researching for *Humans In Sittri: On Alien Crops & Traditional Farming* and I understood that tomatoes had the potential to grow well in soil on Venlil Prime, and I’d read with interest about the human practice known as “crop rotation”. If I brought tomato seeds back to Venlil Prime with me, I could-
I was shaken out of my thoughts when I took my first bite of the brown objects. It was somehow both rich and savoury, soft with a crunch crust, subtle, but with a hint of bitterness that shaped the flavour of it beautifully. Almost losing control, I shovelled the rest of the brown thing into my mouth and chewed happily.
“I see you’ve discovered the hash browns.”
I made an inquisitive noise, unable to talk with my mouth full.
“It’s one of humanity’s finest inventions; it’s just two root vegetables mashed up together and fried in oil. Humans sometimes use [milk fat(?)] or animal fat to fry them, but for you I used sunflower oil.”
I finished chewing and swallowed. “Do humans eat a lot of plants?”
“Absolutely!” Athena smiled widely. “Without modern dietary supplements, humans most comfortably eat a small amount of meat or dairy each day and mostly eat grains, vegetables, and fruits the rest of the time.”
“That’s a lot of different things to eat.” I’d finished eating at this point, and without pausing in the conversation Athena took my dirty plate and eating blades to put them in some kind of cleaning vessel.
“Well, that’s the thing about humans. The feds call us predators, but that’s not exactly true.”
“Not predators?” My tail arched in suspicion. “You talked about eating meat only a hundredth of a claw ago.”
“Predators are creatures that evolve specifically to hunt,” said Athena, still tidying the kitchen. “They have powerful natural weapons and finely-honed instincts, all bent towards the purpose of killing.”
Their words conjured up an Arxur in my mind and I shuddered.
“Humans,” said Athena, “are generalists. We aren’t the strongest or the toughest or the fastest. What we are is the most versatile animal on Earth. Our most powerful natural weapons are our intense cooperative instinct and our ability to work a problem from multiple angles until we overcome it.”
“I see.” I’d heard of the human pack-bonding instinct that humans often lauded, but it seemed like a small thing to boast about. Being able to work in a group? Everyone else in the galaxy could do that too. Even Arxur could work together when pressed. It was hardly exceptional.
“Actually, that reminds me. If you want, we can take a walk today, but I need to warn you about something.”
I tensed slightly. Warn me about what? Would wild humans find it hard to ignore their predator instincts when they saw me? Would-
“You’re going to see a lot of predators if you go outside,” Athena continued.
I relaxed. “I’ve been in a crowd before. I’m used to large groups of humans.”
Athena shook their head. “No, non-human predators.”
Instantly I was tense again. “W-what do you mean? Is this because of your human…” I searched for the word for their radical ideology. “...ecology?”
“Nope. They’re pets.”
“You keep wild predators as companions!?” I knew humans were obsessed with their pack-bonding, but the idea that they had deluded themselves into keeping wild predators in their houses was appalling.
“They aren’t really wild; they’re [meaning unclear: trained/disciplined].”
“Oh wow, you taught them to do tricks. That makes me feel safe!”
Athena stared at me with an expression I was starting to learn meant confusion. “No, I said they’re [meaning unclear: trained/disciplined].”
My ears flicked in bafflement. “You… just said the same thing, I think.”
Athena’s eyebrows rose in surprise. “I think it’s getting caught in the translator. You don’t… oh, that’s interesting.”
“What is?”
“Humans can train animals, sure,” they said. “But that’s not the same thing. Taking a wild animal and teaching it to trust humans and do tricks is possible, but it’s not the same thing. I’m going to show you some pictures.”
Athena tapped at their phone for a moment, then showed me an image of a large, grey predator. It wasn’t quite as hideous as an arxur, but the quadruped was clearly large and powerful, and in another image of the creature I could see enormous fangs that dwarfed a human’s sharp canine teeth.
“That’s a wolf. They’re pack hunters that preyed on humans and their livestock in the past. They still do occasionally, but these days they mostly just avoid humans.”
“And humans just… own these animals?”
Athena let out a few soft barks. “Nope. Look at this.”
The second image was a golden animal with floppy ears. It was clearly a close relative of the wolf based on its snout and its legs, but instead of the thick grey fur of the first beast it had shaggy golden locks. Its fangs were smaller and its eyes were proportionally larger. They were darker, too, almost looking like prey eyes. I could still see the terrible predator inside it, but the creature in the photo was almost comical in comparison to the lean grey hunter.
“What is it?” I asked.
“This is a breed of dog.”
“Same genus as the wolf?”
Athena snarled slightly and shook their head. “Same species.”
“You’re joking.”
“Nope. Canis lupus and Canis lupus familiaris. They can produce fertile, healthy offspring together. More than ten thousand years ago, a wolf pack and a human tribe discovered they could hunt more food and stay safe if they worked together. The humans provided warmth and shelter, while the wolves provided their strength and their teeth. We bred them for positive temperament and sociability, and in turn they helped us to understand the inherent value of other animals in our world.”
“Do they still hunt for you?”
“A few do, but that’s not why we keep them these days.”
“Then… why?”
“They’re like family to us,” said Athena. “We keep them because we love them, and they love us. I’d like to think we keep them as a reminder to love others freely and to look for the best in people.”
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**Memory transcription subject: Tuvak, Independent Journalist, Venlil Republic**
*Date [standardized human time]: November 6, 2136*
I woke up squinting and covering my eyes with a paw. Light filtered in through the fabric coverings over the window. The horizontal rays of weak light were reminiscent of my grandfather’s home on the darkward edge of the habitable strip, and the soft greys and blues of the bed and its blankets reminded me of the river that wound through Sittri.
I could hear the large predator moving around in another room, and the soft tones of what sounded like a predator’s attempt at venlil music. I picked my way down the steep stairs and entered the kitchen, wondering whether the predators had set mealtimes or just grazed throughout their waking period.
When I entered the kitchen, Athena was whistling along with a slow and gentle tune playing from their phone. They were heating something in a flat pan, which was sizzling eagerly. Soon after I entered, they slid the contents of the pan onto a plate and placed it in front of me.
“There you go,” said Athena. “I couldn’t make the whole meal for you because it’s got meat in it, but here’s a venlil safe full English. A partial English?”
“A partial English…” I muttered. The human had said they’d removed the meat from the meal, but there were two large red organs as large as the palm of my paw. They looked a bit like an anatomical view of a venlil kidney I’d seen once. There were some small, white grubs in a reddish-orange sauce the colour of blood, and some thick discs roughly the colour of a fawn venlil’s skin. I prodded the red organs with the tiny weapons humans used to eat.
“Is everything okay?”
“W-what are these things?” I asked, trying to keep my voice steady to avoid upsetting the big predator.
“Those are tomatoes!” said Athena, snarling eagerly. “They’re a fruit, but because of their sharp flavour we treat them like vegetables.”
“And these?” I poked the grubs in blood sauce.
“Baked beans. They’re in a sauce made of tomatoes. I’ve only given you a small portion because lots of beans can make human digestive systems go a bit funny, and I want to be careful with yours.”
I relaxed slightly and sampled the baked beans. They were savoury and rich, a flavour quite rare on Venlil Prime. Next I sampled the tomatoes, and found that Athena was right about their sharp flavour. They were sharp, almost bitter, with a hint of smoky flavour. Trying the beans and tomatoes together, I understood why humans would put them together. The acidity of the tomato cut through the savoury flavour of the beans, making a surprising flavour profile I’d never encountered before. I’d read about tomatoes while researching for *Humans In Sittri: On Alien Crops & Traditional Farming* and I understood that tomatoes had the potential to grow well in soil on Venlil Prime, and I’d read with interest about the human practice known as “crop rotation”. If I brought tomato seeds back to Venlil Prime with me, I could-
I was shaken out of my thoughts when I took my first bite of the brown objects. It was somehow both rich and savoury, soft with a crunch crust, subtle, but with a hint of bitterness that shaped the flavour of it beautifully. Almost losing control, I shovelled the rest of the brown thing into my mouth and chewed happily.
“I see you’ve discovered the hash browns.”
I made an inquisitive noise, unable to talk with my mouth full.
“It’s one of humanity’s finest inventions; it’s just two root vegetables mashed up together and fried in oil. Humans sometimes use [milk fat(?)] or animal fat to fry them, but for you I used sunflower oil.”
I finished chewing and swallowed. “Do humans eat a lot of plants?”
“Absolutely!” Athena smiled widely. “Without modern dietary supplements, humans most comfortably eat a small amount of meat or dairy each day and mostly eat grains, vegetables, and fruits the rest of the time.”
“That’s a lot of different things to eat.” I’d finished eating at this point, and without pausing in the conversation Athena took my dirty plate and eating blades to put them in some kind of cleaning vessel.
“Well, that’s the thing about humans. The feds call us predators, but that’s not exactly true.”
“Not predators?” My tail arched in suspicion. “You talked about eating meat only a hundredth of a claw ago.”
“Predators are creatures that evolve specifically to hunt,” said Athena, still tidying the kitchen. “They have powerful natural weapons and finely-honed instincts, all bent towards the purpose of killing.”
Their words conjured up an Arxur in my mind and I shuddered.
“Humans,” said Athena, “are generalists. We aren’t the strongest or the toughest or the fastest. What we are is the most versatile animal on Earth. Our most powerful natural weapons are our intense cooperative instinct and our ability to work a problem from multiple angles until we overcome it.”
“I see.” I’d heard of the human pack-bonding instinct that humans often lauded, but it seemed like a small thing to boast about. Being able to work in a group? Everyone else in the galaxy could do that too. Even Arxur could work together when pressed. It was hardly exceptional.
“Actually, that reminds me. If you want, we can take a walk today, but I need to warn you about something.”
I tensed slightly. Warn me about what? Would wild humans find it hard to ignore their predator instincts when they saw me? Would-
“You’re going to see a lot of predators if you go outside,” Athena continued.
I relaxed. “I’ve been in a crowd before. I’m used to large groups of humans.”
Athena shook their head. “No, non-human predators.”
Instantly I was tense again. “W-what do you mean? Is this because of your human…” I searched for the word for their radical ideology. “...ecology?”
“Nope. They’re pets.”
“You keep wild predators as companions!?” I knew humans were obsessed with their pack-bonding, but the idea that they had deluded themselves into keeping wild predators in their houses was appalling.
“They aren’t really wild; they’re [meaning unclear: trained/disciplined].”
“Oh wow, you taught them to do tricks. That makes me feel safe!”
Athena stared at me with an expression I was starting to learn meant confusion. “No, I said they’re [meaning unclear: trained/disciplined].”
My ears flicked in bafflement. “You… just said the same thing, I think.”
Athena’s eyebrows rose in surprise. “I think it’s getting caught in the translator. You don’t… oh, that’s interesting.”
“What is?”
“Humans can train animals, sure,” they said. “But that’s not the same thing. Taking a wild animal and teaching it to trust humans and do tricks is possible, but it’s not the same thing. I’m going to show you some pictures.”
Athena tapped at their phone for a moment, then showed me an image of a large, grey predator. It wasn’t quite as hideous as an arxur, but the quadruped was clearly large and powerful, and in another image of the creature I could see enormous fangs that dwarfed a human’s sharp canine teeth.
“That’s a wolf. They’re pack hunters that preyed on humans and their livestock in the past. They still do occasionally, but these days they mostly just avoid humans.”
“And humans just… own these animals?”
Athena let out a few soft barks. “Nope. Look at this.”
The second image was a golden animal with floppy ears. It was clearly a close relative of the wolf based on its snout and its legs, but instead of the thick grey fur of the first beast it had shaggy golden locks. Its fangs were smaller and its eyes were proportionally larger. They were darker, too, almost looking like prey eyes. I could still see the terrible predator inside it, but the creature in the photo was almost comical in comparison to the lean grey hunter.
“What is it?” I asked.
“This is a breed of dog.”
“Same genus as the wolf?”
Athena snarled slightly and shook their head. “Same species.”
“You’re joking.”
“Nope. Canis lupus and Canis lupus familiaris. They can produce fertile, healthy offspring together. More than ten thousand years ago, a wolf pack and a human tribe discovered they could hunt more food and stay safe if they worked together. The humans provided warmth and shelter, while the wolves provided their strength and their teeth. We bred them for positive temperament and sociability, and in turn they helped us to understand the inherent value of other animals in our world.”
“Do they still hunt for you?”
“A few do, but that’s not why we keep them these days.”
“Then… why?”
“They’re like family to us,” said Athena. “We keep them because we love them, and they love us. I’d like to think we keep them as a reminder to love others freely and to look for the best in people.”
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2023.03.20 16:56 endersgame69 Adopted By Humans VI C36
There’s something magic about stories, something I didn’t really understand. Something that carries you away from whatever you are and transports you into… I struggled with what to say here and can only say what does not make sense.
It transports you to the impossible. The natural storytelling tendencies of humans could play out with such drama that it could make a stone howl with mourning for people that never even existed in the first place. Or laugh so hard that your tail might well be flung free of your body from the intense wagging.
Or fill you with pride for the accomplishments and growth that didn’t happen for people who were never truly there in a world that wasn’t.
Tonight, we were engaged in the second of those three things. Genghis had many questions along the way as he tried to understand what we’re doing, and I could only really feel a strange mix of envy and pity for the giant.
I had time to adapt…sort of. Boatswain had time to adapt, definitely. But as the little noise of the ticking clock ambiance went by on a loop, I realized that Genghis just… didn’t. There was no time for him to get used to humans.
Young humans get very affectionate, very quickly. So Genghis was bouncing back and forth between Earth, along with the other soldiers who were using the Red Spark as a base of operations, and operational facilities down below. Byron and Boatswain played that role to the hilt, since they were thoroughly experienced, they acted as liaisons for their shipbound counterparts.
That also meant that Genghis didn’t have the same benefit of having dlamisa around to ‘moderate’ any of his experiences or growth.
To put it simply, he was getting what the humans call a ‘crash course’ in human bonding from a human that was himself learning about how affection grows and builds.
It’s so very strange to think that in the morning he might be literally punching his claws through the body of a xenophobe, and in the evening he might be destressing playing ‘superdogo’ in near zero gravity with a group of human kindergarteners and first years.
He rocked back and forth while the small Michael giggled, it wasn’t entirely deliberate. Since my species cannot laugh, and we ‘huff’ instead, if we ‘huff’ hard enough our bodies will naturally shift and rock. And Fauve seemed to be doing her damndest to see how hard she could make him laugh.
Combined with the fact that the giant was sitting on a chair that was far too small for him… and the fact that he’d had at least a few beers…thank you very much Bonny Red for providing those rations…
Well perhaps it was inevitable.
As Fauve canted the worn gray felt hat to one side she put on a bawdy accent and shouted after a poor roll of the dice, “...That isna what ah meant by two fer the price of one!”
“Shi-” Genghis started to shout as the chair rocked unexpectedly hard.
I don’t know why, but right at that moment I remembered a line from the novel series ‘Who Endures’ wherein a child assassin in training took the name ‘Shi’ because it was the last thing her victim got out before she claimed her first life. The joke buried therein that the little murderess was so innocent that she had no idea he was about to swear.
Interestingly, English swear words were making it into Dlamisa language. Enkanti does not have strong, meaty swear words, so we were borrowing those of humans, and Genghis was square in the middle of one as his chair toppled back with Michael on his shoulders.
We were all of us, way too slow. We were starting to rise as we realized what was about to happen, what was happening.
But the curse of our limitations was that even though we knew what physics was doing to them, we had no real chance to stop it. Our chairs fell faster than we rose, clattering down around us, but even as we all stared at the fall going on in slow motion, we knew it was futile.
Then again, we are not genetically engineered marvels.
Realizing he was tumbling back, Genghis’s hands flew up to his shoulders, he grabbed Michael at the waist, and then held him up while allowing himself to land on his back.
It was quite a ‘thud’ when he hit the metal flooring of the ship, hard enough that even he grunted. But he held Michael up and said, “I found this lying around, is it yours?” As if nothing had happened.
He huffed, and the humans laughed with relief as we all sat back down, the chairs grating over the floor as we righted them and dragged them back into place.
Michael was oblivious to the danger and to our relieved sighs, for him, it had all been a sudden shift and part of the game. So he just wiggled happily at the sudden rush of danger and excitement. I was fairly sure he would not be sleeping much that night.
And I will always wonder if that was the defining moment that set the young boy on the path to his own form of manhood. What humans call ‘adventurers’ or ‘adrenaline junkies’. Or what the rest of the far more sane galaxy calls, ‘Absolutely insane’.
Or what Admiral Bonny Red would call, ‘A Captain and one hell of a pirate.’
But those were for the future.
At that moment, we were just relieved he hadn’t fallen down and banged his head on the unforgiving metal floor. I made a mental note to request a general reduction in ship gravity to reduce the danger of children falling, and Fauve cleared her throat.
“That item will not fit in your inventory, but your quick reaction to the madam has earned you a saving throw to see if you can properly charm her and gain access to the upper floor to question the target.” Fauve said and picked up her hat, as it had fallen on the floor during her sudden rise to her feet.
“Alright then.” Genghis answered, got up, righted the chair, put Michael on his lap this time, and asked the boy, “Do you want to roll for me? You seem to have a higher luck stat.”
This made Michael happy as he got to be involved in the game directly, and, it’s a funny bit of trivia to note that this is also why tabletop role playing games became exceptionally popular among my people’s military forces.
Some have suggested over the years that William and Rebecca should have reacted stronger to the near accident, but this raises something else I need to convey about human child rearing.
Children may pick up on the tensions in adults, but that does not mean they understand the tension. If a parent makes a very big deal out of something, even if it is trivial, the ‘child’ will make a very big deal out of it, unable to recognize how trivial it really is.
So if they had fawned over him, revealed how scared they were for his safety, far from laughing and being happy, Michael would have gotten upset, cried, thought he did something wrong, and all for what? Nothing, since nothing actually happened.
Thus, their calm held. As humans went, they were very good parents, perhaps not perfect, but good ones, and it was moments like this that showed how true that was.
And the game went on, with further laughter, but at least without further gravity based incidents.
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It transports you to the impossible. The natural storytelling tendencies of humans could play out with such drama that it could make a stone howl with mourning for people that never even existed in the first place. Or laugh so hard that your tail might well be flung free of your body from the intense wagging.
Or fill you with pride for the accomplishments and growth that didn’t happen for people who were never truly there in a world that wasn’t.
Tonight, we were engaged in the second of those three things. Genghis had many questions along the way as he tried to understand what we’re doing, and I could only really feel a strange mix of envy and pity for the giant.
I had time to adapt…sort of. Boatswain had time to adapt, definitely. But as the little noise of the ticking clock ambiance went by on a loop, I realized that Genghis just… didn’t. There was no time for him to get used to humans.
Young humans get very affectionate, very quickly. So Genghis was bouncing back and forth between Earth, along with the other soldiers who were using the Red Spark as a base of operations, and operational facilities down below. Byron and Boatswain played that role to the hilt, since they were thoroughly experienced, they acted as liaisons for their shipbound counterparts.
That also meant that Genghis didn’t have the same benefit of having dlamisa around to ‘moderate’ any of his experiences or growth.
To put it simply, he was getting what the humans call a ‘crash course’ in human bonding from a human that was himself learning about how affection grows and builds.
It’s so very strange to think that in the morning he might be literally punching his claws through the body of a xenophobe, and in the evening he might be destressing playing ‘superdogo’ in near zero gravity with a group of human kindergarteners and first years.
He rocked back and forth while the small Michael giggled, it wasn’t entirely deliberate. Since my species cannot laugh, and we ‘huff’ instead, if we ‘huff’ hard enough our bodies will naturally shift and rock. And Fauve seemed to be doing her damndest to see how hard she could make him laugh.
Combined with the fact that the giant was sitting on a chair that was far too small for him… and the fact that he’d had at least a few beers…thank you very much Bonny Red for providing those rations…
Well perhaps it was inevitable.
As Fauve canted the worn gray felt hat to one side she put on a bawdy accent and shouted after a poor roll of the dice, “...That isna what ah meant by two fer the price of one!”
“Shi-” Genghis started to shout as the chair rocked unexpectedly hard.
I don’t know why, but right at that moment I remembered a line from the novel series ‘Who Endures’ wherein a child assassin in training took the name ‘Shi’ because it was the last thing her victim got out before she claimed her first life. The joke buried therein that the little murderess was so innocent that she had no idea he was about to swear.
Interestingly, English swear words were making it into Dlamisa language. Enkanti does not have strong, meaty swear words, so we were borrowing those of humans, and Genghis was square in the middle of one as his chair toppled back with Michael on his shoulders.
We were all of us, way too slow. We were starting to rise as we realized what was about to happen, what was happening.
But the curse of our limitations was that even though we knew what physics was doing to them, we had no real chance to stop it. Our chairs fell faster than we rose, clattering down around us, but even as we all stared at the fall going on in slow motion, we knew it was futile.
Then again, we are not genetically engineered marvels.
Realizing he was tumbling back, Genghis’s hands flew up to his shoulders, he grabbed Michael at the waist, and then held him up while allowing himself to land on his back.
It was quite a ‘thud’ when he hit the metal flooring of the ship, hard enough that even he grunted. But he held Michael up and said, “I found this lying around, is it yours?” As if nothing had happened.
He huffed, and the humans laughed with relief as we all sat back down, the chairs grating over the floor as we righted them and dragged them back into place.
Michael was oblivious to the danger and to our relieved sighs, for him, it had all been a sudden shift and part of the game. So he just wiggled happily at the sudden rush of danger and excitement. I was fairly sure he would not be sleeping much that night.
And I will always wonder if that was the defining moment that set the young boy on the path to his own form of manhood. What humans call ‘adventurers’ or ‘adrenaline junkies’. Or what the rest of the far more sane galaxy calls, ‘Absolutely insane’.
Or what Admiral Bonny Red would call, ‘A Captain and one hell of a pirate.’
But those were for the future.
At that moment, we were just relieved he hadn’t fallen down and banged his head on the unforgiving metal floor. I made a mental note to request a general reduction in ship gravity to reduce the danger of children falling, and Fauve cleared her throat.
“That item will not fit in your inventory, but your quick reaction to the madam has earned you a saving throw to see if you can properly charm her and gain access to the upper floor to question the target.” Fauve said and picked up her hat, as it had fallen on the floor during her sudden rise to her feet.
“Alright then.” Genghis answered, got up, righted the chair, put Michael on his lap this time, and asked the boy, “Do you want to roll for me? You seem to have a higher luck stat.”
This made Michael happy as he got to be involved in the game directly, and, it’s a funny bit of trivia to note that this is also why tabletop role playing games became exceptionally popular among my people’s military forces.
Some have suggested over the years that William and Rebecca should have reacted stronger to the near accident, but this raises something else I need to convey about human child rearing.
Children may pick up on the tensions in adults, but that does not mean they understand the tension. If a parent makes a very big deal out of something, even if it is trivial, the ‘child’ will make a very big deal out of it, unable to recognize how trivial it really is.
So if they had fawned over him, revealed how scared they were for his safety, far from laughing and being happy, Michael would have gotten upset, cried, thought he did something wrong, and all for what? Nothing, since nothing actually happened.
Thus, their calm held. As humans went, they were very good parents, perhaps not perfect, but good ones, and it was moments like this that showed how true that was.
And the game went on, with further laughter, but at least without further gravity based incidents.
2023.03.20 16:28 JarethDuke Which Arcs are best experienced in the anime? [anime]
I just started reading fairy tail and I want to finish it as fast as I can, I want the meh stuff in the manga and the awesome stuff in anime.
Which arcs would you guys recommend I watch?
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Which arcs would you guys recommend I watch?
2023.03.20 16:17 LordIlthari Monsters Chapter 73: Meanwhile, in death
I am The Bard, who must admit some certain fondness for some of my subjects over others. Any historian naturally becomes attached to some characters, and obtains a bias towards them. I am no different in this regard.
It hung like the bones of an ancient lizard king, awesome even in its deiscation. Highest of the high places, casting forth the dying light of the age, and covering the cosmos in an intense metaphysical shadow. None were beyond its antumbra, and heaven and hell alike were bound within its deepest umbra. The weight of history pressing down on reality was bound up here. Here, amidst the ruins of what had once been the seat of the first and greatest king of the age, where dragons first caught fire in their breaths, where they sang and the world was changed. Here, in ruined majesty, lay the breathless word of awe and mournful nostalgia. A kingdom who’s shadow was graven onto the name of the world itself.
Akar. The first and true Akar. The plane of Io. The birthplace of Bahamut and Tiamat, and where the king of heaven died, and the end of the age began.
Many were the treasure seekers, pilgrims, historians, and other sundry who wandered those halls. Many more were the defenders. The servants of Bahamut and Tiamat alike, agreeing only in this, that the ancient palace, their once true and perfect home, should not be defiled by pillagers and scoundrels. So, suffice it to say the presence of the Black Hound Scoundrels was not welcomed.
Raymond’s sword was broken, again. He’d liked that one too, an ancient ilithid weapon, projecting a blade of light though a psionic focusing crystal. It had served him well, right up until the point where the blue dragon’s lightning bolt had overloaded the arcane technology and blown it up in his hand. He was also missing a limb again, but this was less troublesome than when he was alive.
He hit the ground hard as he fell back, rolling over and over on the black marble floor. Several things were definitely broken. They had found themselves near to their goal, in what had likely been a planetarium of sorts before the fall of Io. The room was filled with great orbs, each one depicting in full a different plane of existence, and how they moved and danced around one another in the great cosmic game. Each globe was about three times the size of a man in radius, and formed of material from the plane it depicted. The floor was graven of marble quarried from the negative energy plane itself, malefic energies safely disapated, and opposite it, a ceiling of glowing hypermatter from the positive energy plane supplemented the light of what appeared to be a miniature star in the center of the room.
That light was quickly obscured as the earth shook from the impact of an ancient blue dragoness landing in front of it. One of Tiamat’s consorts, fair and terrible as the sea and stars. The room crackled with static electricity, a storm system building within the confined space from the raw elemental power of the ancient dragon. She stalked forwards, reading another blast fit to reduce Raymond to ashes. As she opened her mouth, something hit her in the chin. The lightning backfired, and blew dragoness and defender alike back.
Pure angel-white armored boots tore up the surface next to Raymond as Elsior ground to a halt. Her wings flared, tensing for another burst of motion. Aegis snapped to the side in a ready position as the white lion guarded her friend. “Ray, you doing okay?”
”Fine. Just give me a moment.” Raymond replied. He focused, charging the depleted stone around him with his power, awakening a fragment of its prior energies. Once charged, he drew it up around himself, reforming his lost limb from the planar material. “Right. Good to go.”
”We cannot afford to be delayed by this guardian overlong.” Aegis warned through their shared mental link. “It must be removed rapidly.”
”Cualli can’t hold her. That’s how the last one broke.” Lamora warned. The changeling flashed into being, emerging from the form of a microscopic bacterium, only to deliver a devastating slash across the dragoness’s face. Her silver blade slashed horn and eye alike, sending the dragoness reeling with an eye cut out and a horn crashing to the floor. The shapeshifter goddess caught the blood from the wound in her palm, then in a crash of thunder, there were two dragonesses in the room, grappling with one another with fang and claw, tearing up the room in their struggle.
”Well best figure something out soon, we’re running out of zombies.” Keelah replied. The kobold, well, not exactly a kobold any longer, reported from the entrance to the room. Beyond it, the corridor was filled with the sound of clashing blades. She snapped around the corner, twin crossbows raised. Demonic energies began to charge from her weapons, then snapped out in a howling chorus as a rain of hellfire burst from the twin weapons. Tiamat’s lesser forces felt the sting of Avarice and Arrogance, as they rained amidst their ranks. She heard the chant of an Abashai sorcerer, and focused. The chanting devil had their spell cut off midway as Keelah fired a focused blast that punched through the sorcerer’s bodyguards and into his skull. The demonic energy exploded, rending the sorcerer to pieces and covering the nearby minions with gore. She fired another shot, this one a scything wave, and bisected a trio of white abashai that had managed to break through Raymond’s wall of zombies.
Despite her efforts, the undead were flanked, and annihilated. “Correction.” She updated. “We are out of zombies.”
”This necessitates a mightier minion.” Raymond remarked. “Cover me!” He pressed his hand to the black surface of the floor, and began to channel. At the same time, Lamora lost her grapple with the blue dragon, who threw her down with her teeth upon her throat. Unfortunately for the dragoness, biting a changeling is somewhat less than effective, as Lamora flowed like mercury away from the bite, taking on her true form and landing a devastating counter-slash along the dragonness’s wing. It turned towards her, roaring in anger, only to be checked and knocked back by a brilliant white flash.
As several of the dragoness’s teeth fell to the ground, Elsior landed, blade directed at the dragoness. “I’ve never fought a dragon before. Have to say, you’re disappointing.” This enraged the dragoness, who focused her fury upon the white lion, and the chamber shook with their battle.
As Raymond focused, the ground began to raise up into an arch. The sorcerer remained focused utterly on his work, defenseless as he chanted a ritual of awakening and binding. The minions of Tiamat surged forwards towards him, but then there came the sound of the unbreakable breaking. With a chime of shattering time, Keelah re-entered the fray. The fourth dimension cracked about her, as the demoness of time channeled the power of the abyss into the gears of the cosmos themselves.
She was about them and untouchable, fragmented across a dozen parallel worldlines, each one tangled in a gordian knot as reality bent at her whim. Her enemies were slowed, moving in molasses as no speed could avail them, and she likewise was a blur, her newfound abyssal power amplifying her speed, and time accelerating around her to push demonic enhancements even further. She was a one-woman platoon, single-handedly trapping the forces of Tiamat with enfilade fire, sniping their commanders into paste, blasting, ripping, and tearing the horde with a storm of abyssal energy.
Then, it was done. Raymond’s ritual completed as the gate stood ready. With a shout of warning, he activated it. The weak died instantly, reduced to their fundamental elements as the power of the negative energy plane ripped into the planetarium. A singularly unfortunate dragonborn was too near to the gate when it activated, and was pulled through, his body stretching out weirdly as the dimensional distortion inflicted a status scientifically know as “spaghettification” upon him.
Then from the gate came winged death, or perhaps death in the shape of wings. It came with an unsound, an unshriek, and an unboom. Its form perhaps suggested a vulture, or some other kind of carrion bird. But it was an impression, an image in the mind which tried to attach something known to the unknown thing. It was a storm of many black wings, and many eyes. About it was an unflame, an echo of the silence before the first words were spoken. The men of Akar called these creatures Nightstalkers, for they were the hunters and the dragons of the deathly plane. The shape of death, with it antithetical resonance, fell upon the brightest source of life, the blue dragoness. The two forces ripped against one another, lightning flashing desperately as silence smothered the thunder.
The scoundrels ran. “Minion.” Keelah grumbled as time wearily mended itself around her. “Minon. Minion implies you can control that thing!” She growled.
”Theoretically, I can.” Raymond replied. “Though I’d rather not try to put theory into practice right now.”
”So, in other words, you aren’t controlling it.” Keelah said.
”Why do you think I’m running too?” Raymond replied, and Keelah started running faster.
Then, they were there. They knew it at once, the presence of the place was palpable. A wrongness, a sorrow, a stain and scar upon the fabric of the world, invisible but impossible to miss or ignore. Raymond and Lamora felt their stomachs churn, their hair stand on end. Their senses screamed at them that this was a place nobody should be in, a place that should not exist. An absolute defilement hung upon the area, an abomination of desecration so severe that the world screamed around then.
Elsior fell to a knee, struggling to breathe from the overwhelming pressure of the area. Even empowered by Aegis, the dragonborn felt it more strongly than any of them, a death so profound its mere memory was enough to cause her heart to briefly stop, fitfully start, and then stop again. If she remained overlong, it would kill her. The effect upon Keelah was less severe, but without an artifact to protect her, she suffered terribly. The kobold was not a kobold any longer, her shape was formed from the material of the abyss, held together by her sheer ego more so than by any natural law. In this place, her scales screamed, writhed, and began to rip off her body into a twisting coil around her. Her skin boiled under it, her crossbows reknit themselves into her flesh. She retained her shape, her size, but more and more she leaned further away from the draconic heritage and into her new demonic nature to desperately avoid the ancestral agony gathered in this place.
It was odd, one of the simpler rooms in the great planetary palace. A dining room, with three chairs suited for draconic beings. It hadn’t been touched in centuries, nothing had even been here to shed the dead skin cells that would produce dust. Whatever meal they had been eating was long since rotted away, but the table was still half-set, broken plates and cookware scattered. It was as though it might have been left only a few minutes ago. If not for the blood, so much blood. It painted the walls, the floor, the ceiling, the furnitutre. Dried and set like stone into the fabric of the world, the blood of Bahamut, of Tiamat, and of their father.
This was where Io had died. This was where Bahamut and Tiamat’s war began, where they ripped their father’s heart from his chest and tore it in twain, split between them. It still carried the echo of Io’s dying scream, a memory potent enough to bring those with draconic blood to their knees. A memory potent enough to help fuel the birth of a new god of the dead.
”Ray. Grab it. Quickly.” Elsior ordered. “We aren’t meant to be here. Nobody is meant to be here.”
”On it.” Raymond replied, setting down his staff. It began to flicker, grey light sweeping out from it and scanning over the room again and again and again. Ghostly images began to form, memories of the room, playing back in reverse across the centuries. It had been so long that the process would take some time. “It’s set.” Raymond said, and placed a charm on the staff to return to him when it had captured the memory sufficiently. “Let’s get out of here.” He said, moving quickly back towards the planetarium. Everyone knew what waited for them there, it was better than this place.
”I just hope that your staff can get you the memory fast enough.” Keelah grumbled, piecing herself back into her false form. “There’s been trouble enough with-“
”Keelah, if you jinx us I’m going to kick you halfway back to the abyss.” Elsior cut her off.
Lamora stiffened. “Too late. She’s coming. Ray, timeline on that memory?”
”No idea.” Raymond replied. “At its current rate, maybe five minutes.” He started to sprint, and the others continued, Elsior picking up Keelah to bear her along more swiftly. “Maybe the nightstalker can slow-“
He went silent as they emerged back into the planetarium, and the world rent. An overwhelming dominance threatened to stop the hearts of everyone. The nightstalker turned its many-eyed gaze towards the rift and what came through. Drawn like a moth to a flame, it turned its gaze from the desiccated remains of the ancient blue dragoness and hurled itself towards the coming prismatic light. There was a sound like an earthquake, like a hurricane, and like a meteorite impacting as pure chaotic energy ripped it apart, blasting the apex predator of the Negative Energy Plane to dust in an instant.
The ground shook, as a thing unmatched in beauty and in horror stepped through. Five heads snaked on five necks, built upon a powerful body. The very magic of the room trembled as an impossibly powerful aura made the strands of the universe quiver. Five voices spoke in one, in absolute rage and fury, as Tiamat, queen of dragons, made her presence and displeasure known. “YOU DARE. YOU DARE, TRESPASS UPON MY HOME, IN THE PRESENCE OF MY PAIN? YOU COME, CRAWLING AMIDST THE TOMB OF GODS, AND THINK TO ROB IT, TO DARE TO STEAL FROM THE QUEEN OF DRAGONS?”
Lamora covered the scoundrels in a spell of invisibility, but Tiamat turned her gazes upon it and stripped the spell away with all the ease of a mother throwing away a sheet a troublesome child was trying to hide under. “I SEE YOU THERE, LAMORA, FALSE GODLING, PATHETIC LITTLE EXCUSE FOR A DEITY. EVEN IN YOUR MIGHTIEST FORM YOU WERE NO MATCH FOR ME. DO YOU THINK THIS LATEST MORTAL YOU USURPED WILL AVAIL YOU?”
Another head turned towards Elsior, towards Aegis. “I SEE YOU ALSO, DEVIANT, REMNANT AND REGRET. HOW MUCH THE TRUE YOU FEARS YOU, HOW ALIKE YOU ARE IN YOUR COWARDICE AND WEAKNESS. DAUGHTER, TRAITOR, CHILD OF THE USURPER. THAT TRINKET WILL NOT AVAIL YOU. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME, AND I MAY SHOW YOU MERCY.”
Still another, full of wrath, gazed upon Raymond and he quietly thanked Adonai he no longer had a digestive system. “THE SAME WILL NOT BE SAID OF YOU, SORCERER, PARASITE, THIEF. HOW MUCH I REMEMBER YOU, BROKEN AND IN AGONY BY A MERE FAMILIAR, A CONCUBINE, AND NOW YOU THINK TO AVENGE YOURSELF UPON ITS MASTER BY OBTAINING GODHOOD? BY STEALING AWAY THE MEMORY OF MY GREATEST AGONIES TO EMPOWER YOURSELF? HAH. YOU, A FAILURE MORE TIMES THAN EVEN MY TREASURES CAN COUNT. FAILURE AS A FATHER, AS A LEADER, AND NOW YOU THINK TO BE A GOD? THE PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE LEGENDARY. YOUR SCREAMS WILL ECHO THROUGH THE MILLENIA, AND YOUR PAIN WILL BE ETCHED UPON THE STARS, SO THAT EVEN HELL SHALL GAZE UP AND SHUDDER. THEN ALL SHALL KNOW THAT I AM TIAMAT, HIGH GODDESS OF THE HIGH GODS, MY WRATH IS MIGHTY, MY VENGANCE SURE.”
”AND AS FOR YOU.” She finished, snarling at Keelah. “Who’s familiar are you again?”
Keelah grinned. "I am the goddamn eggshell caught in the universe's gears, holding it back from sheer spite even when I should be broken. I am the demoness of time, the greatest thief in the cosmos, the abyss couldn't hold me, and heaven can't keep me out. I am Ordani, a godslayer, and a true daughter of Io. In other words bitch, I'm your worst nightmare!"
There was a moment of stunned silence as Tiamat processed that she’d just been defied in the midst of her holy fury. Furthermore, that she’d been defied by a kobold of all things. A slave race dared to defy the queen of the universe? She was simply stunned by the audacity. Then, she ceased to be stunned, and became enraged. All five heads focused on the kobold, opened their mouths, and the battle was on.
A wave of annihilating prismatic energy roared towards Keelah, only to be intercepted by Lamora. As perhaps one of the most powerful attacks in the cosmos bore down on her, Lamora simply raised up her blade, and cut. The wave of destruction parted like the red sea, as Lamora stood, framed by the light of her blade and the apocalypse crashing past her and her party. She may have been the weakest among the gods, but to underestimate the heroine with a thousand faces was the utmost folly!
Elsior roared a battle cry and rocketed forwards, blade set to pierce the dragon queen’s adamantine hide. Only for her to miss, entirely. She paused, confused for a moment as Tiamat seemed to utterly vanish. However, as she looked down, and beheld a prismatic dragonborn, it was clear she had only changed her shape. A blast of supercooled acid hit the white lion, beginning to melt through her armor as it froze her solid to the ceiling.
Time shattered around Keelah as she took cover behind the planets, opening fire with a dozen piercing shots. They shattered in the air a meter from Tiamat’s form, and she calmly waved a hand. One of the planets Keelah was cowering behind exploded into corrosive gasses, instantly melting two timelines to goo. The gas rapidly spread, forcing Keelah to cover her mouths and hold fire, lest she risk igniting the gas.
Tiamat raised her hand, and fired a blast of fire. It was no stream as with a normal breath weapon, but a concentrated ball of heat and death, more akin to a fireball than a normal breath weapon. Raymond hurled a singularity at a nearby planet, dragging it off course and into the path of the fireball. The fireball hit it, and ripped the planet apart, sending magma spraying throughout the room. Irritated, Tiamat glared towards Raymond. A moment later, a bolt of lightning ripped out of nowhere and slammed into the mage. He went sprawling, body ablaze. As he rolled, he lifted his hand, and redicrected the energy. The power was still enough to blast his directing arm to ashes, but he managed to send the majority of the attack back at Tiamat.
The queen of dragons didn’t even deign to block the attack, letting the bolt of lightning pass harmlessly over her. She was the daughter of chaos itself, and no elemental magic could harm her, not even her own. The blade of Lamora on the other hand, could. As Tiamat was blinded from being inside a lightning bolt, Lamora struck, landing a glancing blow on the dragon queen’s arm. The hero’s blade slashed open the virtually indestructible scales, drawing a goddess’s blood. The dragon queen’s eyebrows suddenly raised, and she retreated away from Lamora, teleporting to the other side of the room and firing off another blast in her direction.
Keelah moved clear of the gas, and began hammering Tiamat’s position with fire. Tiamat once again blocked it, only for one of the bolts to vanish, replaced with a now one-armed mage. Raymond held a spike of pure negative energy in his remaining hand like a spear, and drove it into the wound Lamora had opened. The spear drove in, and wrapped itself around the dragon queen’s arm like a shackle. Tiamat’s eyes went wide, and she smiled briefly before moving in to rip Raymond’s head off. He shouted an alert. “Her magic’s sealed! Now!”
Tiamat’s foot swung with enough force to reduce the mage’s torso to paste, but it didn’t connect with him. Raymond vanished, and the dragon queen’s heel instead connected with the brilliant white armor of the White Lion. Elsior grunted, but she had traded blows with Ascalon, Tiamat was still murderously strong, but she wasn’t a fighter. “My turn.” She replied, stepping in and answering with an attack that hurled Tiamat across the room.
Tiamat landed on her feet, scales smoking but unbroken. Even a full-powered attack from Aegis could only bruise her scales, not break them. The power of a trueborn goddess was not something any mortal weapon, even an artifact, could overcome with simple brute force. That didn’t seem to stop the scoundrels though, as Elsior charged, Keelah opened fire, and Raymond hurled another singularity, this one aimed directly for Tiamat’s throat.
Tiamat smirked, and reality bent. Elsior found herself suspended in the air, dangling from invisible threads. A wall of crystal interposed itself between Keelah’s bolts and their target, and Tiamat conjured a staff of similar crystal, using it to focus a blast at Raymond’s singularity. The miniature black hole froze solid, fell to the floor, and shattered.
”Magic sealed my as-gh!” Elsior swore, as Tiamat crossed the distance and struck her. Her armor unraveled, and the dragonborn lost her grip on Aegis. She hit the ground sprawling, chest caved in and body starting to tear itself apart. It was like she was coming apart at the seams, body fraying like a damaged tapestry.
”It is sealed, this is something else entirely!” Aegis shouted, blade struggling in the threads before Tiamat casually picked the greatsword up in one hand to examine it like a child studying a new toy.
”Indeed, oh treasure mine.” Tiamat mused. “I am Tiamat, axiomatic to dragons. Where they are, I am also. All dragons, and all things that are called dragons. Do you understand? Besides, I could hardly call myself the greatest sorceress in the cosmos if I limited my self to only a single continuity’s power.”
Aegis tried to fight back, forming armor to restrict the dragon queen’s movements, but he could find no purchase. Every time he tried to manifest the restricting plates, he found his progress blocked by strange structures, as though the underlying threads of reality had been woven into armor for the dragon queen.
Lamora struck, and was deftly parried by Aegis. The two goddesses clashed for a few seconds. Lamora was far more skilled, but the gap in raw power was too much. Tiamat was toying with her. Keelah circumvented the wall of crystal and prepared to fire, but the wall collapsed into eyes, which intercepted her bolts with freezing rays of their own, before turning towards her. Raymond reformed his arm, and shaped a singularity into a staff. He swapped with Lamora, giving to buy the cleric time to heal Elsior.
With a two handed blow, Tiamat shattered Raymond’s staff, staggering the mage. Then, she drove the blade into his stomach, and twisted. Raymond was a spirit, not a man, but this was still a ruinous blow, and he fell forwards onto the blade. Still, he grit his teeth, and vanished, taking the blade with him. Lamora reappeared in his stead, and in a single motion, slashed open Tiamat’s throat. The dragon queen staggered back, before her blood flash froze, keeping her avatar in the fight. Lamora lunged to finish her, but invisible threads caught her blade and redirected it. With a thunderclap, her blade severed the shackle sealing Tiamat’s magic.
In a surge of power, Tiamat resumed her true form and hurled Lamora back. Her power was simply too great for the scoundrels to face even this aspect. Keelah opened fire, piercing the dragon queen’s hide with many bolts, and then ran for cover as Tiamat swept her tail out and threw half the room at the kobold in return.
Raymond leaned on Aegis like a cane, holding his essence in with one hand. He focused, mending himself to the point where he wasn’t about to disapate, but the effort left him weakened. He was practically out, and nothing was even slowing Tiamat down. He looked about, and gaze focused on the sun in the center of the room. He had one more gambit.
”I have an idea. Give me a moment, and time moving as fast as possible on that star.” He requested.
”I hope this one works Ray.” Keelah warned, and then fired a bolt. The sun began to spin faster. Elsior took back her blade, and with a roar of challenge, once more faced down the queen of dragons. Her brilliant blade met the fang, claw, and crushing tail of the dragon goddess, their blows shaking the ground, before Tiamat focused another prismatic blast and hurled her back. She advanced, as ruin came to the planetarium around her. The orbs were desiccating, falling back to their component elements and being drawn irrevocably to the star in its center, which began to swell and turn a sickly red.
Tiamat advanced on Raymond as he chanted, focus entirely on his spell. Keelah bombarded her but her attacks were only pinpricks. She prepared a blast to finish the mage, only to be intercepted by Lamora’s fist, and the bellowing roar of a Tarrasque. The sight of that monster drove Tiamat into a berserk frenzy, and she threw herself at Lamora’s mightiest form with an animalistic rage. She bit and tore and rent, tearing massive chunks off of the changeling. Her magic and breath weapons seemed forgotten as she screamed in utter rage and hate for the thing in front of her. All Lamora could do against the onslaught was defend, and not to protect herself truly, but to simply die more slowly.
”There’s not enough mass!” Aegis warned, as the last of the planets were dragged into the swirling maelstrom of the star.
”Then we’ll have to use acceleration as a substitute!” Raymond retorted, and hurled a singularity into the heart of the star. “Elsior! Throw the sun at her!”
Elsior looked at Raymond like he was crazy, and then shrugged. If this didn’t work, they were all dead anyways. She hurled herself into the heart of the star, trusting her armor to protect her from the incredible forces at work. With a cry, she threw the dying sun at the queen of dragons. “ORDER ON ME!”
Raymond threw the last of his power into briefly phasing the scoundrels out of existence, as the star impacted Tiamat and exploded. The queen of dragons was resilient, but even her armor was nothing before the force of a supernova. The planetarium vanished as the power of a collapsing star, even a miniature one, ripped it apart. But as the blinding light faded, Tiamat still stood, smoking and battered, stunned, and breathing heavily, but stood.
But so also did the scoundrels! Emerging back into existence, they attacked with everything they had left. Keelah blinded the dragon queen with an unendring rain of abyssal bolts, giving cover for Lamora to take on her true form and carve a ruinous slash across one of Tiamat’s throats. Elsior took the chance, shedding her armor and moving with enough force to create a sonic boom, she struck the weakened throat with all her might. In a spray of divine blood, the head severed, and with a crash, the red head of Tiamat fell to the ground.
Tiamat’s rage was incalculable. Her wings stirred up a veritable hurricane, throwing the scoundrels off of her as she took flight. The scoundrels looked up, and awe came upon them as the empress of dragons began to cast a spell of incomprehensible power. She wove together ley lines, the very flows of magic through the cosmos, and she wove them into being, not one, but five at once. Then, they began to align, one to each cardinal direction, and one pointed like a targeting beam directly at the scoundrels.
Raymond was unconscious, so Lamora called Cualli to hand and activated it. The scoundrels vanished into the staff, and it vanished into itself seconds before the spell began to activate. A beam of brilliant white light filled the air, and the ley-lines collapsed into themselves, into the directing one, and hurtled downwards. The scoundrels re-appeared on the Astral Hound moments before a spell powerful enough to shatter a planet detonated on the space they had just been standing. Akar’s ancient magics held it together, directing the force outwards. The plane survived, barely, with a seventy-mile wide hole punched through it, straight from one end to the other.
Keelah rushed to the Astral Hound’s helm and swiftly began directing the aethership away from Akar as fast as it could go, supplementing her own power to accelerate it through time and space even faster. They watched with baited breath, as they prayed that Tiamat’s aspect wouldn’t chase them down. Forutnately for them, the damaged avatar was destroyed by its own working. Within Ascalon’s domain, the true dragon queen raged that her prey had escaped her, though privately, she was mildly amused that any mortal had managed to push one of her avatars so far. It was the first time in a very, very long while.
”Did you get it?” Keelah asked as soon as Lamora restored Raymond to consciousness. “Because that was far too close to have been for nothing.”
Raymond focused on the staff, and projected out the memory. “Yeah, and I see why Tiamat didn’t want us to find it.” He replied. The hazy grey memory stood clear, as Io breathed his last, and his daughter wept for what she had done.
”Well that’s a fascinating little parcel of information, beyond simply its use in creating our own deity to counter her.” Aegis remarked. “But perhaps not the most actionable piece we recovered on this expedition. Did any of you notice what wasn’t there?”
”Even as supposedly the good half you’re an insufferable smart-ass you know that?” Keelah replied. “Just fucking tell us.”
”Takes one to know one mini-Mat.” Aegis replied. “There were no forces from Ascalon’s own armies. It was exclusively Tiamat’s.”
”Given her response to us being there, I think she’d have killed him if he tried to add his own.” Elsior replied. “Though, that probably wouldn’t stop him.”
”Exactly.” Aegis replied. “He’d only avoid having his own forces around to monitor the situation, and probably try to kill all of us, if there wasn’t already something else he needed them for. He’s preparing to make his move.”
”Another invasion of Akar?” Raymond guessed. “It’s only been fifty years. He can’t be ready for that so quickly.”
”We don’t take losing well.” Aegis replied.
”Fair enough. Even so, we’re going to need more information, and more firepower.” Raymond considered. “This memory is only a part of what I’ll need, and the energies required will take more than a little while to accumulate.”
”So,” Keelah considered. “What I’m hearing is that we need to break into heaven again.”
”And persuade an archangel to not only avoid killing us, but come with us. Because there’s no way Kazador will come with us without her.” Elsior groaned. “And maybe somehow pick up Matlal on the way, providing he’s not busy on the mortal front.”
”He will be. Can’t keep himself out of trouble that one.” Lamora remarked. “Though as for persuading Senket, I suspect she has words for Ascalon long overdue.”
”No doubt. So, in the interest of not having to ask Kaz to reforge me, please don’t tell her who’s soul is in this sword.” Aegis requested, with not a little fear.
2023.03.20 16:13 gos907 Something I made in yt comments: a "supervillain" named Floralis Aurolas
So, you got apple pie?
Floralis Aurolas is a person who controls plants and other flora. They have the vibe of a calm, yet meticulous person who appears quite smart. (Think Makima from CSM.)
Appearance
The appearance of Floralis is a clean-shaven teenage boy of Homo Sapiens descent, however it's not confirmed if they are indeed human. They wear a plain white shirt with a torn-off right sleeve. There would also be a painted tree branch on the front. On top of the shirt is an open tracksuit coloured dark green with the number "627" on the right side. The reason for this is mentioned in the lore section. They also wear grey trousers and black boots to combat dirt that they regularly encounter. They would have short wavy dark brown hair alongside green eyes. They would also be of European descent, most likely from the UK, Germany or Poland, however they would only speak English.
Behaviour
While I mentioned above that Floralis is calm and smart appearance wise, they would have a knack for jokes and would simply cause terror just for fun, yet they wouldn't fight if necessarily. They refer to themselves as non-binary, as they have a feminine like voice, yet they have the appearance of a male. They are quite prideful, yet they don't mention it directly, but instead show it in their fighting. Floralis has a very peculiar manner of speaking, as they would speak gently, trying not to anger someone, while still cracking a lot of jokes. But she does have a bit of a temper if you mention her torn of sleeve, due to the fact that she tore it off because █████████. Once in the temper, they will be quite blunt, and will immediately start attacking the specific person who provoked them. They live in the woods of ██████, a vast jungle unlike in most of Europe. They have a immense hatred of unnatural products, most of all plastic. Plastic will also induce their temper.
Powers and Special Prowess's
~Floralis has a speciality in controlling fauna, often using a root of a tree grown from her powers as a bench. This notion is her calling card, alongside her catchphrase "You got Apple Pie?" Although her power may seem useless at first glance, she attacks using bursting roots, entanglement and sharp leaves/stalks. The most common way to get killed by them is strangulation.
~They have enhanced speed by swinging through grown vines.
~They are quite smart both common- and combat wise. They can for example know if someone is scamming them, and they also know the fastest way to kill a man through stab wounds.
~While it is unconfirmed, there is a chance they can indoctrinate someone through their voice, but they don't have any interest in having subordinates or slaves.
~They are near immortal, as if they get a fatal blow, they can simply be reborn. The reason it is "near immortal," is because if the body is completely destroyed without a singular speck of dust over, they cannot rebirth.
Weakness's
~They are immensely weak physically, as they cannot lift a 7,5 kilogram rock up. To combat this, they usually use plants to lift stuff up.
~They are weak to fire for obvious reasons.
~If they are in a temper, they cannot think as rationally, so it's easier to defeat.
~They get easily knocked out, both through combat and through alcohol.
"Terror"
Floralis terrorises random individuals if they walk into the jungle. If nobody enters for a while, they will just target the nearby village. They "terrorise" people by pulling practical jokes and fake-attacking the victims. Some of the practical jokes are:
~Pulling the victim upwards with a vine.
~Recreate the same part of the jungle to make someone feel lost.
~"Steal" an item before putting said item high up in a tree. The items are usually books, Tupperware and fake jewellery.
When fake attacking, they will attack like normal, but with a smile on their face. Once they are close to damaging the victim, they will immediately halt. It shall be noted that even if you ask them to not pull these jokes, they will still do it.
Lore
"Is that... a child?" He asked. The person who he was talking to looked over, and there was a boy, roughly age 4. "He" had a grey sweater on, and they have white trousers on. What stood out the most, however, is when "he," or what the two men would rather refer to, "they" spoke. "Why are you here?" the boy responded, with a voice of a small, female child. They men were shocked, but then were quite relieved. They were happy because they were finally done with the hellhole that was the jungle. They grabbed the child by the shoulders, and carried them to the helicopter. The guards paid the armed escorts and boarded the helicopter. When the helicopter lifted up, the guard looked over at the child. They were looking at the jungle, like a regular child looking back at home.
Once the helicopter lands again, they were somewhere else. North america, ████████. A laboratory, or what for the child was, a prison, was their new home. They met new escorts, and the child went to the "testing room" 626. To the left was 627. Unbeknown to the child, was another child, whom they shall feel close to. Once in the room, the first test was placed 2 hours later. A test was for the place quite inhumane, so they used a special liquid to put in a syringe and put in the child. The child didn't die. This was the first time that happened, but there was something... off.
Once the armed escort went inside, they found out why. The "child" became taller, older and is closer to a teen to a young adolescent then a child. In the next room, the same result happened in 627. They decided to merge the rooms, and designated two shirts for the two. The boy got "626" and the girl "627." 5 years later, the test team noticed something. Why didn't they age? While that was boggling the scientists, the couple were chatting as usual, playing jokes on each other and having the most amount of fun they can have in the room. But then struck midnight, and the date was 27 December, 20██.
They got breakfast as usual, but there was a new test. The two got injected with different liquids. The boy has now theoretically gotten immortality, and so has the girl, but the real difference was with the side effects. The boy noticed it first. When he tried to lift up the small weights that he normally lifted was now extremely heavy. The girl then noticed her weakness, as she couldn't see as well. She was going blind. But then came disaster.
The first liquid, "Naturalis," is injected into the boy, and it's supposed to give the powers of flora and immortality. The girl got "Phoenixas," an elixir giving immortality and fire powers. While the boy suffered no setbacks, the girl has gotten something extremely bad as a side effect. Every time that she tried to use her fire powers, it will always backfire and go on her. She casts an extremely powerful spell, and it also backfired.
There was a legend of the man named "Icarus." He was taken in by a king, and with the wings granted by his father Daedalus, escaped. Ignoring his warnings however, he went too close to the sun and burned up. The girl has re-birthed as usual, but she was extremely fatigued. The boy was distraught, and approached her still body. At last, she muttered the words at the boy, which shall be her final words too. "Please escape for me." The girl then casts an explosion spell, which destroys every part of her body, leaving nothing over but her clothes.
The boy, realising what he must do, decided to wait until some escorts went inside. The escorts were immediately impaled by sharp stalks, killing them instantly. Once the bodies fall to the ground, the boy grabs the hand made tracksuit made for the girl coloured her favourite colour. Dark green, the colours of his eyes. He grabs the grey trousers, and after wearing the two, bolts out of the laboratory. After he bolts out, two guards tries to attack them, but they attacked first, and the guards dropped dead.
They grab the black boots and a white shirt with a branch on it. Wearing that, he escaped the facility and boarded a helicopter in secret to the jungle he came from. In the helicopter, they was ready to attack, but then they recognised other subjects. "There was a full blown revolution, after we heard an explosion. And tell me, what is your name?" The boy cut his right sleeve of the shirt using a sharp piece of liana that they grew. And they gave it to the person talking to them.
"My name is Floralis Aurolas."
Trivia
~They don't remember when they got birthed, and with the re-birthing part its quite hard to choose a birthday, so they chose December 27 as their birthday. The reason is mentioned here above.
~This means that they are a Capricorn.
~Their favourite food is Apple Pie.
~Their least favourite is specifically "Banana flavoured Laffy Taffies." The reason is because they don't taste like bananas.
~The reason they like Apple Pie, is because of the filling. This means that they also like Apple Turnovers.
~They are Aroace.
~Contrary to popular belief, they are not a virgin. They only mentioned this once, but it's unknown with who they did it with.
~They have a computer with internet.
~They watch Vtubers, with their favourite being "Ceres Fauna" and "Petra Gurin".
~Their favourite game is "Spore"
~They play osu.
~Their favourite anime is "Your Name"
~Their favourite song is the Nightcord at 25:00 cover of "Bug."
~While Floralis is defined as a "Super villain," they do not refer themselves as so, because: "A super villain is purely an evildoer, I just like to mess with people."
~Their opinion on "The fictional villains from Gotham" is: "6 bumbling idiots who cannot speak English, are probably made in Omegle by 6 individuals who don't know what the banana crisis of '50 was."
~They are alright with interviews.
~There is an urban legend at the village near the jungle, where a person has to be "fed" to the jungle, or else the wicked "jungle spirit" shall mess with the village. The spirit in question is Floralis when they don't have anyone to mess with in the jungle.
~The feeding session is on the 27th of every month.
~The "food" don't actually die to Floralis, they merely get targeted for a hour or two.
~On December, there is an annual festival for this tradition.
~Floralis often comes to help with plays and such to entertain "fortunate childeren who should see the world in a good light."
~No, they will not have sexual intercourse with you, John.
~The "627" girl is named "Bianca Aurolas."
~Floralis inherited Bianca's name in honour of her.
~Their kill count is 124
~76 of those are accidental.
~They are rumored to be 3496 years old, butthis is false. this is unconfirmed, as Floralis said that was a joke and that they "are 19."
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Floralis Aurolas is a person who controls plants and other flora. They have the vibe of a calm, yet meticulous person who appears quite smart. (Think Makima from CSM.)
Appearance
The appearance of Floralis is a clean-shaven teenage boy of Homo Sapiens descent, however it's not confirmed if they are indeed human. They wear a plain white shirt with a torn-off right sleeve. There would also be a painted tree branch on the front. On top of the shirt is an open tracksuit coloured dark green with the number "627" on the right side. The reason for this is mentioned in the lore section. They also wear grey trousers and black boots to combat dirt that they regularly encounter. They would have short wavy dark brown hair alongside green eyes. They would also be of European descent, most likely from the UK, Germany or Poland, however they would only speak English.
Behaviour
While I mentioned above that Floralis is calm and smart appearance wise, they would have a knack for jokes and would simply cause terror just for fun, yet they wouldn't fight if necessarily. They refer to themselves as non-binary, as they have a feminine like voice, yet they have the appearance of a male. They are quite prideful, yet they don't mention it directly, but instead show it in their fighting. Floralis has a very peculiar manner of speaking, as they would speak gently, trying not to anger someone, while still cracking a lot of jokes. But she does have a bit of a temper if you mention her torn of sleeve, due to the fact that she tore it off because █████████. Once in the temper, they will be quite blunt, and will immediately start attacking the specific person who provoked them. They live in the woods of ██████, a vast jungle unlike in most of Europe. They have a immense hatred of unnatural products, most of all plastic. Plastic will also induce their temper.
Powers and Special Prowess's
~Floralis has a speciality in controlling fauna, often using a root of a tree grown from her powers as a bench. This notion is her calling card, alongside her catchphrase "You got Apple Pie?" Although her power may seem useless at first glance, she attacks using bursting roots, entanglement and sharp leaves/stalks. The most common way to get killed by them is strangulation.
~They have enhanced speed by swinging through grown vines.
~They are quite smart both common- and combat wise. They can for example know if someone is scamming them, and they also know the fastest way to kill a man through stab wounds.
~While it is unconfirmed, there is a chance they can indoctrinate someone through their voice, but they don't have any interest in having subordinates or slaves.
~They are near immortal, as if they get a fatal blow, they can simply be reborn. The reason it is "near immortal," is because if the body is completely destroyed without a singular speck of dust over, they cannot rebirth.
Weakness's
~They are immensely weak physically, as they cannot lift a 7,5 kilogram rock up. To combat this, they usually use plants to lift stuff up.
~They are weak to fire for obvious reasons.
~If they are in a temper, they cannot think as rationally, so it's easier to defeat.
~They get easily knocked out, both through combat and through alcohol.
"Terror"
Floralis terrorises random individuals if they walk into the jungle. If nobody enters for a while, they will just target the nearby village. They "terrorise" people by pulling practical jokes and fake-attacking the victims. Some of the practical jokes are:
~Pulling the victim upwards with a vine.
~Recreate the same part of the jungle to make someone feel lost.
~"Steal" an item before putting said item high up in a tree. The items are usually books, Tupperware and fake jewellery.
When fake attacking, they will attack like normal, but with a smile on their face. Once they are close to damaging the victim, they will immediately halt. It shall be noted that even if you ask them to not pull these jokes, they will still do it.
Lore
"Is that... a child?" He asked. The person who he was talking to looked over, and there was a boy, roughly age 4. "He" had a grey sweater on, and they have white trousers on. What stood out the most, however, is when "he," or what the two men would rather refer to, "they" spoke. "Why are you here?" the boy responded, with a voice of a small, female child. They men were shocked, but then were quite relieved. They were happy because they were finally done with the hellhole that was the jungle. They grabbed the child by the shoulders, and carried them to the helicopter. The guards paid the armed escorts and boarded the helicopter. When the helicopter lifted up, the guard looked over at the child. They were looking at the jungle, like a regular child looking back at home.
Once the helicopter lands again, they were somewhere else. North america, ████████. A laboratory, or what for the child was, a prison, was their new home. They met new escorts, and the child went to the "testing room" 626. To the left was 627. Unbeknown to the child, was another child, whom they shall feel close to. Once in the room, the first test was placed 2 hours later. A test was for the place quite inhumane, so they used a special liquid to put in a syringe and put in the child. The child didn't die. This was the first time that happened, but there was something... off.
Once the armed escort went inside, they found out why. The "child" became taller, older and is closer to a teen to a young adolescent then a child. In the next room, the same result happened in 627. They decided to merge the rooms, and designated two shirts for the two. The boy got "626" and the girl "627." 5 years later, the test team noticed something. Why didn't they age? While that was boggling the scientists, the couple were chatting as usual, playing jokes on each other and having the most amount of fun they can have in the room. But then struck midnight, and the date was 27 December, 20██.
They got breakfast as usual, but there was a new test. The two got injected with different liquids. The boy has now theoretically gotten immortality, and so has the girl, but the real difference was with the side effects. The boy noticed it first. When he tried to lift up the small weights that he normally lifted was now extremely heavy. The girl then noticed her weakness, as she couldn't see as well. She was going blind. But then came disaster.
The first liquid, "Naturalis," is injected into the boy, and it's supposed to give the powers of flora and immortality. The girl got "Phoenixas," an elixir giving immortality and fire powers. While the boy suffered no setbacks, the girl has gotten something extremely bad as a side effect. Every time that she tried to use her fire powers, it will always backfire and go on her. She casts an extremely powerful spell, and it also backfired.
There was a legend of the man named "Icarus." He was taken in by a king, and with the wings granted by his father Daedalus, escaped. Ignoring his warnings however, he went too close to the sun and burned up. The girl has re-birthed as usual, but she was extremely fatigued. The boy was distraught, and approached her still body. At last, she muttered the words at the boy, which shall be her final words too. "Please escape for me." The girl then casts an explosion spell, which destroys every part of her body, leaving nothing over but her clothes.
The boy, realising what he must do, decided to wait until some escorts went inside. The escorts were immediately impaled by sharp stalks, killing them instantly. Once the bodies fall to the ground, the boy grabs the hand made tracksuit made for the girl coloured her favourite colour. Dark green, the colours of his eyes. He grabs the grey trousers, and after wearing the two, bolts out of the laboratory. After he bolts out, two guards tries to attack them, but they attacked first, and the guards dropped dead.
They grab the black boots and a white shirt with a branch on it. Wearing that, he escaped the facility and boarded a helicopter in secret to the jungle he came from. In the helicopter, they was ready to attack, but then they recognised other subjects. "There was a full blown revolution, after we heard an explosion. And tell me, what is your name?" The boy cut his right sleeve of the shirt using a sharp piece of liana that they grew. And they gave it to the person talking to them.
"My name is Floralis Aurolas."
Trivia
~They don't remember when they got birthed, and with the re-birthing part its quite hard to choose a birthday, so they chose December 27 as their birthday. The reason is mentioned here above.
~This means that they are a Capricorn.
~Their favourite food is Apple Pie.
~Their least favourite is specifically "Banana flavoured Laffy Taffies." The reason is because they don't taste like bananas.
~The reason they like Apple Pie, is because of the filling. This means that they also like Apple Turnovers.
~They are Aroace.
~Contrary to popular belief, they are not a virgin. They only mentioned this once, but it's unknown with who they did it with.
~They have a computer with internet.
~They watch Vtubers, with their favourite being "Ceres Fauna" and "Petra Gurin".
~Their favourite game is "Spore"
~They play osu.
~Their favourite anime is "Your Name"
~Their favourite song is the Nightcord at 25:00 cover of "Bug."
~While Floralis is defined as a "Super villain," they do not refer themselves as so, because: "A super villain is purely an evildoer, I just like to mess with people."
~Their opinion on "The fictional villains from Gotham" is: "6 bumbling idiots who cannot speak English, are probably made in Omegle by 6 individuals who don't know what the banana crisis of '50 was."
~They are alright with interviews.
~There is an urban legend at the village near the jungle, where a person has to be "fed" to the jungle, or else the wicked "jungle spirit" shall mess with the village. The spirit in question is Floralis when they don't have anyone to mess with in the jungle.
~The feeding session is on the 27th of every month.
~The "food" don't actually die to Floralis, they merely get targeted for a hour or two.
~On December, there is an annual festival for this tradition.
~Floralis often comes to help with plays and such to entertain "fortunate childeren who should see the world in a good light."
~No, they will not have sexual intercourse with you, John.
~The "627" girl is named "Bianca Aurolas."
~Floralis inherited Bianca's name in honour of her.
~Their kill count is 124
~76 of those are accidental.
~They are rumored to be 3496 years old, but
2023.03.20 15:53 edward_radical Where to Start with Kazuo Ishiguro
I don’t think Ishiguro really needs an introduction, as he’s one of the most celebrated and acclaimed writers in the world. He recently won the Nobel Prize and has had a few of his very good novels made into very good movies, which rarely happens to anyone.
He’s a writer who, in my opinion, has written two masterpieces and a handful of very good novels, with one novel that is obscenely bad. Now, most writers never even write one masterpiece, so hitting two puts him well past just about everyone else, and I’m willing to forgive the shortcomings of his very bad novel.
Several years ago, I read all of his novels. The success I had with this experiment has led me to do that with many other authors over the years, to sometimes very mixed results. But Ishiguro was a treat and remains a blessedly great experience.
Now, because I’m a novel reader, I’m only going to discuss his novels. So think of this as an introduction and guide to one of the most important living English writers.
But that’s a recommendation for babies who are only going to read one of his books. We’re collectors, baby. We’re diving into all of them!
And, really, the best place to begin is where Ishiguro’s career began: his fictionalized version of Japan.
There are big emotions here, but they remain, perhaps, too buried beneath the surface.
In some ways, this and his second novel are practice for his first masterpiece, Remains of the Day.
Structurally, there is a lot of overlap between Ishiguro’s first three novels. They’re obsessed with memory, with the tiny moments where a life hangs in the balance. But these moments aren’t big or adventurous—they’re the moments when you didn’t take her hand when you could have, when he wanted to know you, to walk you home, but, instead, you turned away.
As a young person, I lived a life of moments. It was a strange life. It was often a sad life. So many moments that may have changed so many things about that sad life, and yet I let them slip through my fingers. All those times I let people walk away from me, or when I walked away from them, not realizing I was saying goodbye for the last time.
These first three novels essentialize this experience with so subtle a hand that you’re not even aware of how deeply Ishiguro is working on you.
Regret. Shame. Beauty. Awe. The love we share without knowing. The love we missed, but only saw too late.
Where A Pale View of the Hills buries its emotions a bit too deep, An Artist of the Floating World is clearer and more precise. It’s a natural development as an artist, but, again, in retrospect, it all feels like practice for his third novel.
This was the second Ishiguro novel I read, which is what made An Artist of the Floating World and A Pale View of the Hills not work so well for me. Upon reading those, I saw the DNA of this novel. I saw how these early novels—while good in their own right—were pale visions of what Ishiguro was attempting to do. Because those early two novels do really feel like prototypes for this.
And this novel—it is devastating. It is the kind of novel that absolutely shatters you.
This is also possibly the most British novel I’ve ever read. It is deliberately awkward and charming and lightly humorous, giving a nice shape to Stevens, who is maddeningly British.
What begins almost as a joke becomes tragic.
There’s so much to say about this book, but words continually fail me.
The construction itself is strange. A butler sets out on a vacation to meet an old friend and is keeping a diary, but rather than record the vacation itself, he is collapsing backwards through time, consumed by his memories of his friend and the man they served for decades. It’s a novel about the present moment of this man but which tunnels always backwards through the decades to relive a life that at first seems A Bit of Fry & Laurie but gradually reveals itself as something quite different.
The entire novel is buried beneath a British fog, but we begin to feel the stirrings of Stevens’ maelstrom of emotions, even as he narrates them in this detached, formal way.
It’s this juxtaposition, though, that leaves you sobbing.
And, for me, it happened in a single sentence most of the way through the novel, where a man is simply standing on the wrong side of a door.
This was the first Ishiguro novel I read and I picked it up immediately after I left the movie theatre where I watched the film adaptation. Even though I had literally just lived this story for two hours, I picked it up and began reading. Tearful hours later, I had finished it.
The power of Ishiguro, here, is that the same exact story broke my heart twice in the same day for the exact same reasons. Is the adaptation worse than the book? Maybe. I don’t know. I will never know. The two are so caught up inside me that separating them, even in memory, feels impossible.
The novel builds itself slowly, presenting, at first, a story seemingly caught out of time. A rural boarding school and the lives of the children bound there feels like the start to any number of stories.
Like all school kids, they learn about art and life, but they are kept at a remove from the rest of the world. This rarely feels sinister during the novel like one might expect from what could be described as a 1984-esque vision of the future.
Rather, it all feels so common and matter of fact. And so it is that when the reason for this isolation begins to emerge that we understand the towering human shame at the center of this novel, at the center of our post-industrial lives.
Never Let Me Go is so heartbreakingly beautiful that the title alone has never fully left my mouth, my ears. I find myself whispering it at times, returning back to the boy I was just weeks before I moved to Korea, two years before I met my wife.
The sad boy who was running away from his life, who had felt the maelstrom of buried emotions reflected so clearly on screen, bound in paper, that I felt as if I could die. That I would die.
That I’d die unless you told me that you’d never let me go.
Some would call this his third masterpiece, or would consider it his second with Never Let Me Go falling into the very good category. But, for me, it misses the masterpiece level.
It is very good, though.
Like all Ishiguro novels, it is obsessed with memory. With time. With the little moments between people. With the rising totalitarian systems filling in as backdrop to the lives of his characters, whether he’s writing about 1930s Japan, 1930s England, the near future, or even the distant British past.
I found this one a bit too self-consciously Arthurian, honestly. It’s a novel that I felt wanted to wink at me and this is truly one of the things I despise about any novel.
Don’t wink at me.
But, even so, the book has much going for it. It’s a very subtle book, but possibly his least subtle. I also think Ishiguro is doing something particularly strange, which is that he’s literally writing about the distant past. He’s not using it as a mirror or a metaphor for how our lives are now. He’s just writing about people from long ago while also subverting quest fantasy and bringing all his subtlety to work upon his characters.
It is often a beautiful novel full of awe.
There’s a darkness lying beneath and behind this narrative. We’re given glimpses of this unsettling terror, which casts a sinister edge to much of what happens in the novel, but I fear it never manages to connect properly with the narrative.
This terror looming in the background is a constant in Ishiguro’s work. Whether it’s Imperial Japan in An Artist of the Floating World or the Nazi sympathizing upper class of Britain in The Remains of the Day or the quietly totalitarian society of Never Let Me Go or even, to me, the terrifying totalitarian vision that settles as resolution over The Buried Giant, there is always this shadow in Ishiguro’s novels.
The best of his novels find a way to marry these with the buried emotions at the center of the characters’ lives.
Klara and the Sun just never manages to really hit, I think. It’s a very good novel, but if you’ve read his two or three masterpieces, this will feel like a sad glimmer of what he’s capable of.
I mean, if Never Let Me Go or The Remains of the Day had never existed, I might think of this novel more positively. But, I mean, that’s not the world we live in.
Some consider this his finest work. I have nothing to say to these people.
I have, as it turns out, very little to say about this book at all.
Sort of modeled as a hardboiled mystery, even employing the most unreliable of unreliable narrators. The first half feels very familiarly Ishiguro, where a narrator is tumbling back through time. It lacks the intense emotional restraint of his better novels, but it works very well.
The problems begin when Ishiguro begins subverting his own template.
The novel quickly quagmires and becomes increasingly bizarre leading to a major sequence of surrealism that fascinates but feels almost as if it belongs to a different book.
And then, the reveals to the mysteries feels almost senseless. The answers to every question are just told to use in the end by what amounts to a man standing in front of the camera to drop information in your lap that was never available to you, that you never could have put together.
It is all so strange and so very bad.
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He’s a writer who, in my opinion, has written two masterpieces and a handful of very good novels, with one novel that is obscenely bad. Now, most writers never even write one masterpiece, so hitting two puts him well past just about everyone else, and I’m willing to forgive the shortcomings of his very bad novel.
Several years ago, I read all of his novels. The success I had with this experiment has led me to do that with many other authors over the years, to sometimes very mixed results. But Ishiguro was a treat and remains a blessedly great experience.
Now, because I’m a novel reader, I’m only going to discuss his novels. So think of this as an introduction and guide to one of the most important living English writers.
Where to Start
Most people will tell you to begin with Remains of the Day, and for good reason(!) since this is one of the best English novels of the 20th Century.But that’s a recommendation for babies who are only going to read one of his books. We’re collectors, baby. We’re diving into all of them!
And, really, the best place to begin is where Ishiguro’s career began: his fictionalized version of Japan.
A Pale View of the Hills
For a debut, this really is quite good. Like most Ishiguro novels, it is deeply obsessed with memory and the concealing of emotions. Here, we have a character continually returning to the past, before her life was shattered. Etsuko is trying to move past the tragedies of her life, but she falls always back and back and back, receding into memory.There are big emotions here, but they remain, perhaps, too buried beneath the surface.
In some ways, this and his second novel are practice for his first masterpiece, Remains of the Day.
An Artist of the Floating World
Ono is a once revered artist now living a life primarily cast backwards in time.Structurally, there is a lot of overlap between Ishiguro’s first three novels. They’re obsessed with memory, with the tiny moments where a life hangs in the balance. But these moments aren’t big or adventurous—they’re the moments when you didn’t take her hand when you could have, when he wanted to know you, to walk you home, but, instead, you turned away.
As a young person, I lived a life of moments. It was a strange life. It was often a sad life. So many moments that may have changed so many things about that sad life, and yet I let them slip through my fingers. All those times I let people walk away from me, or when I walked away from them, not realizing I was saying goodbye for the last time.
These first three novels essentialize this experience with so subtle a hand that you’re not even aware of how deeply Ishiguro is working on you.
Regret. Shame. Beauty. Awe. The love we share without knowing. The love we missed, but only saw too late.
Where A Pale View of the Hills buries its emotions a bit too deep, An Artist of the Floating World is clearer and more precise. It’s a natural development as an artist, but, again, in retrospect, it all feels like practice for his third novel.
If You’re Only Going to Read One
I will do the slightly unusual thing here and list three novels, depending on your mood and temperament.The Remains of the Day
This is the one that Ishiguro will likely be remembered for. It will find its way into curricula around the world and may define post-War 20th Century British fiction for future generations.This was the second Ishiguro novel I read, which is what made An Artist of the Floating World and A Pale View of the Hills not work so well for me. Upon reading those, I saw the DNA of this novel. I saw how these early novels—while good in their own right—were pale visions of what Ishiguro was attempting to do. Because those early two novels do really feel like prototypes for this.
And this novel—it is devastating. It is the kind of novel that absolutely shatters you.
This is also possibly the most British novel I’ve ever read. It is deliberately awkward and charming and lightly humorous, giving a nice shape to Stevens, who is maddeningly British.
What begins almost as a joke becomes tragic.
There’s so much to say about this book, but words continually fail me.
The construction itself is strange. A butler sets out on a vacation to meet an old friend and is keeping a diary, but rather than record the vacation itself, he is collapsing backwards through time, consumed by his memories of his friend and the man they served for decades. It’s a novel about the present moment of this man but which tunnels always backwards through the decades to relive a life that at first seems A Bit of Fry & Laurie but gradually reveals itself as something quite different.
The entire novel is buried beneath a British fog, but we begin to feel the stirrings of Stevens’ maelstrom of emotions, even as he narrates them in this detached, formal way.
It’s this juxtaposition, though, that leaves you sobbing.
And, for me, it happened in a single sentence most of the way through the novel, where a man is simply standing on the wrong side of a door.
Never Let Me Go
His second masterpiece is for those who want a bit more science fiction with their devastation.This was the first Ishiguro novel I read and I picked it up immediately after I left the movie theatre where I watched the film adaptation. Even though I had literally just lived this story for two hours, I picked it up and began reading. Tearful hours later, I had finished it.
The power of Ishiguro, here, is that the same exact story broke my heart twice in the same day for the exact same reasons. Is the adaptation worse than the book? Maybe. I don’t know. I will never know. The two are so caught up inside me that separating them, even in memory, feels impossible.
The novel builds itself slowly, presenting, at first, a story seemingly caught out of time. A rural boarding school and the lives of the children bound there feels like the start to any number of stories.
Like all school kids, they learn about art and life, but they are kept at a remove from the rest of the world. This rarely feels sinister during the novel like one might expect from what could be described as a 1984-esque vision of the future.
Rather, it all feels so common and matter of fact. And so it is that when the reason for this isolation begins to emerge that we understand the towering human shame at the center of this novel, at the center of our post-industrial lives.
Never Let Me Go is so heartbreakingly beautiful that the title alone has never fully left my mouth, my ears. I find myself whispering it at times, returning back to the boy I was just weeks before I moved to Korea, two years before I met my wife.
The sad boy who was running away from his life, who had felt the maelstrom of buried emotions reflected so clearly on screen, bound in paper, that I felt as if I could die. That I would die.
That I’d die unless you told me that you’d never let me go.
The Buried Giant
For those who want a more fantastical spin on Kazuo Ishiguro’s particular kind of tragedy.Some would call this his third masterpiece, or would consider it his second with Never Let Me Go falling into the very good category. But, for me, it misses the masterpiece level.
It is very good, though.
Like all Ishiguro novels, it is obsessed with memory. With time. With the little moments between people. With the rising totalitarian systems filling in as backdrop to the lives of his characters, whether he’s writing about 1930s Japan, 1930s England, the near future, or even the distant British past.
I found this one a bit too self-consciously Arthurian, honestly. It’s a novel that I felt wanted to wink at me and this is truly one of the things I despise about any novel.
Don’t wink at me.
But, even so, the book has much going for it. It’s a very subtle book, but possibly his least subtle. I also think Ishiguro is doing something particularly strange, which is that he’s literally writing about the distant past. He’s not using it as a mirror or a metaphor for how our lives are now. He’s just writing about people from long ago while also subverting quest fantasy and bringing all his subtlety to work upon his characters.
It is often a beautiful novel full of awe.
Those You Can Skip
Klara and the Sun
There’s nothing wrong with this novel, really, but I do think it’s one of his weakest. In some ways, it’s a bad version of Never Let Me Go. Worse, it’s a less enjoyable or interesting version of Spike Jonze’s movie Her.There’s a darkness lying beneath and behind this narrative. We’re given glimpses of this unsettling terror, which casts a sinister edge to much of what happens in the novel, but I fear it never manages to connect properly with the narrative.
This terror looming in the background is a constant in Ishiguro’s work. Whether it’s Imperial Japan in An Artist of the Floating World or the Nazi sympathizing upper class of Britain in The Remains of the Day or the quietly totalitarian society of Never Let Me Go or even, to me, the terrifying totalitarian vision that settles as resolution over The Buried Giant, there is always this shadow in Ishiguro’s novels.
The best of his novels find a way to marry these with the buried emotions at the center of the characters’ lives.
Klara and the Sun just never manages to really hit, I think. It’s a very good novel, but if you’ve read his two or three masterpieces, this will feel like a sad glimmer of what he’s capable of.
I mean, if Never Let Me Go or The Remains of the Day had never existed, I might think of this novel more positively. But, I mean, that’s not the world we live in.
The Unconsoled
Perhaps Ishiguro’s strangest and least characteristic novel. It’s postmodern and somewhat surreal. Dizzying digressions that fascinate, in a way, but possibly never completely cohering into something worth really dealing with.Some consider this his finest work. I have nothing to say to these people.
I have, as it turns out, very little to say about this book at all.
The Bad One
When We Were Orphans
I literally do not know what happened here. I mean, I understand the plot and all that. What I don’t understand is how Ishiguro wrote something that misses so far and so wide at every turn.Sort of modeled as a hardboiled mystery, even employing the most unreliable of unreliable narrators. The first half feels very familiarly Ishiguro, where a narrator is tumbling back through time. It lacks the intense emotional restraint of his better novels, but it works very well.
The problems begin when Ishiguro begins subverting his own template.
The novel quickly quagmires and becomes increasingly bizarre leading to a major sequence of surrealism that fascinates but feels almost as if it belongs to a different book.
And then, the reveals to the mysteries feels almost senseless. The answers to every question are just told to use in the end by what amounts to a man standing in front of the camera to drop information in your lap that was never available to you, that you never could have put together.
It is all so strange and so very bad.
2023.03.20 15:23 Delicious_Reveal3608 Tamil Nadu Budget 2023-24 Announcement
Notwithstanding the several massive welfare schemes that are being implemented during the last two years, owing to the unprecedented and difficult reforms undertaken, we have reduced the annual revenue deficit of around Rs.62,000 crore which we inherited on assuming office, to around Rs.30,000 crore in the Revised Estimates of the current year. It is noteworthy that this is approximately Rs.5,000 crore lower than the level of the pre-COVID year of 2019-20. In accordance with the mandate of the Fiscal Responsibility Act of achieving Zero-revenue deficit, the State will adopt a smooth glide path without compromising on our welfare initiatives and developmental priorities
The main reason for the fiscal stress faced by the Government at the time of assuming office was the fall in tax revenue in the previous years. The State‟s own tax revenues which were at a healthy 8 per cent of the Gross State Domestic Product (GSDP) during 2006-11 have witnessed a precipitous fall in the last 10 years and reached 5.58 per cent in 2020-21. This is much lower when compared to other large States such as Maharashtra and Karnataka. Though the Tax-GSDP ratio has increased to 6.11 per cent in the current year due to the efforts of this Government in the last two years, concerted action is needed to raise it further to find financial resources for welfare schemes.
The Hon‟ble Chief Minister adroitly handled the second wave of Covid, major floods in Chennai and severe financial stress. In spite of these constraints, he was able to fulfill the promises to the people and has several achievements to his credit. He has urged us to strive to fulfill the expectations of the people in the coming years and I have prepared this budget keeping these instructions in mind. With these introductory remarks, let me now proceed to sector-wise view of the Budget 2023-24.
To honour the legacy of Tamil martyrs Thiruvalargal Thalamuthu and Natarajan, who sacrificed their lives to protect Tamil in the struggle against Hindi imposition, a memorial will be established at Chennai.
In order to propagate the ideals of Annal Ambedkar, the father of the Indian Constitution and the architect of a progressive and egalitarian India, the Government will provide a grant of Rs.5 crore to translate his works into Tamil language.
To give an impetus to the growth of Tamil as a global language by promoting its usage in the technology sector, an „International Conference on Tamil Computing‟ will be held with the participation of renowned experts from across the world. This will greatly encourage development of software in Tamil language.
With a view to celebrating the glory of Tamils who have conquered many lands overseas, efforts will be taken to promote and support sea cruises that will connect places of significance in Tamil culture. These cruises will showcase the rich history, literature, art, culture, handicrafts and cuisine of Tamil people and will spread the State‟s glory across the seven seas.
The Government has been providing free bus pass to elderly Tamil scholars in recognition of their invaluable contribution to our language. In the coming year, the Government will extend this benefit to 591 more Tamil scholars.
To enable the younger generation to imbibe and appreciate our celebrated art heritage, the Government will expand the widely popular Chennai Sangamam cultural programme to 8 major cities in the coming year. It will provide a platform to nurture folk art and artists and celebrate the shared cultural ethos of the Tamil people. An amount of Rs.11 crore is provided in this Budget for this purpose.
To preserve folk arts and to ensure that these traditions continue to flourish in the future, 25 part time folk art training centres will be set up across the State.
The Cholas are one of the greatest dynasties who conquered seas and the lands beyond, and ruled vast stretches of India and South East Asia for many centuries. Tamil art, music, architecture, sculpture, crafts and dance reached their pinnacle during the Chola period and their glory spread far and wide. To highlight the contribution of the Cholas who ruled the world, and to preserve artefacts and relics of that age, a “Grand Chola Museum‟ will be set up in Thanjavur.
The Hon‟ble Chief Minister intervened on humanitarian grounds to send essential commodities to help the people affected by the severe economic crisis in Sri Lanka. After securing the consent of the Union Government, 40,000 MT of rice, 500 MT of milk powder and 102 MT of medical supplies, worth Rs.197 crore have been sent in three ships.
We have been continually requesting the Union Government to grant Indian citizenship to Sri Lankan Tamils residing in India. Pending this request, this Government had announced that 7,469 houses will be constructed in the rehabilitation camps for Sri Lankan Tamils, with the objective of providing safe and quality accommodation. In the first phase, 3,510 houses were taken up for construction at a cost of Rs.176 crore and the works are underway. In the second phase, the Government will sanction Rs.223 crore towards construction of the remaining 3,959 houses in the coming financial year.
Recognizing the valour and supreme sacrifice made by security forces in guarding our nation, the ex-gratia that is being offered by the State Government to the next of kin of armed forces personnel hailing from Tamil Nadu who are killed in wa war-like operations will be doubled from Rs.20 lakh to Rs.40 lakh. Further, the monetary grants that are offered to gallantry awards/distinguished service medal winners in armed forces hailing from Tamil Nadu will be enhanced four times.
Ensuring quality education and medical facilities to all is the fundamental objective of this Government. It is in pursuance of this goal that the Government is implementing pioneering schemes like Makkalai Thedi Maruthuvam and Innuyir Kappom, besides taking several initiatives to strengthen the public health infrastructure in the State. The Government is implementing the novel Makkalai Thedi Maruthuvam scheme, where non-communicable diseases are identified and addressed at an early stage. This Government which is deeply concerned about the welfare of workers, who are the bedrock of our economy, will launch a new initiative to address the issue of non-communicable diseases among workers in factories and in unorganised sectors like construction. The Makkalai Thedi Maruthuvam scheme will be expanded to 711 factories covering 8.35 lakh workers in the first phase. Health checkup camps will be held in these factories with specific emphasis on non-communicable diseases like high blood pressure and diabetes. Migrant labourers will also benefit under this scheme.
Under the Chief Minister‟s Comprehensive Health Insurance Scheme, insurance coverage of Rs.5 lakh is being given per year per family. During the current year, so far, 11.82 lakh patients have availed treatment worth Rs.993 crore, which is the highest since the inception of the scheme.
The 1,000 bedded Kalaignar Memorial Multi Super Speciality Hospital in the premises of King Institute of Preventive Medicine and Research Centre, Guindy will be inaugurated this year. New speciality hospital buildings are being constructed in three Government medical college hospitals at Madurai, Coimbatore and Kilpauk at a total cost of Rs.1,020 crore and they will be put to use shortly
New buildings will be constructed at a cost of Rs.110 crore in the Mahatma Gandhi Memorial Hospital, which caters to the medical needs of people in Tiruchirappalli and its surrounding districts. In order to fulfil the medical needs of people in North Chennai, a new multi-speciality block, nurses training school and hostel will be constructed in Stanley Hospital at a cost of Rs.147 crore.
The first Government Siddha Medical College in the State was established in Palayamkottai in 1964. At present, there are 100 undergraduate and 60 post-graduate students in this institute. Further, treatment is also being provided to nearly 1,000 patients on a daily basis. The Government will undertake works to improve the infrastructure of the college and hospital at a cost of Rs.40 crore. Rs.18,661 crore has been allotted towards Health and Family Welfare Department in the Budget.
Due to the various initiatives launched by this Government in the last two years, the student enrolment in Government schools has increased significantly. Therefore, the Government had launched the „Perasiriyar Anbazhagan School Development Scheme‟ to modernize and upgrade physical infrastructure at an outlay of Rs.7,000 crore over a period of five yeaRs.During the current year, works to the tune of Rs.2,000 crore have been taken up. In the upcoming financial year, the Government will construct classrooms, laboratories and toilets at a cost of Rs.1,500 crore.
The „Ennum Ezhuthum‟ Programme aims at achieving Universal Foundational Literacy and Numeracy for students in classes 1 – 3 by 2025. Owing to the positive response received, this programme will be expanded to classes 4 and 5 with an outlay of Rs.110 crore in the upcoming financial year.
The goal of social justice can be fulfilled only when knowledge is made widespread and accessible to people in the remotest of places. With this objective, moving beyond Chennai, book fairs were conducted in all districts and five literature festivals were successfully conducted during the current year. This great initiative will continue next year also, at a cost Rs.10 crore. The Government successfully organized the first edition of the Chennai International Book Fair in January 2023 with participation from 24 countries. An unprecedented number of 355 MoUs were signed between publishers from Tamil Nadu and various countries paving way for knowledge and copyright exchange. This international book fair will also be conducted next year.
Educational institutions play a vital role in establishing social justice, equality and equity in all walks of life. Therefore, the Government has been taking multiple initiatives in the last two years to improve the quality of education through schemes such as Ennum Ezhuthum, Schools of Excellence, Hi-tech Labs, Model Schools, and Perasiriyar Anbazhagan School Development Scheme. It is essential that the benefits of these programmes reach all students. Requests have been received to operate and maintain Adi Dravidar Welfare Schools through the School Education department in the State High-Level Vigilance and Monitoring Committee meetings held under the chairmanship of the Hon'ble Chief Minister on 19.8.21 and 12.4.22. To achieve the goal of social justice in the field of education, to improve the quality of schools functioning under various departments and to ensure that all students are provided quality education, all schools functioning under various departments like Adi-Dravidar and Tribal Welfare, Backward Class, Most Backward Class & Denotified Communities, Hindu Religious & Charitable Endowments and Forest will be brought under the School Education department. It will be ensured that the service conditions and benefits of teachers and staff presently working in these schools are protected.
The Government is using data based governance to remove various shortcomings in the implementation of schemes. In order to reduce the unnecessary delay in the disbursement of scholarships by various departments and to ensure that scholarship amount reaches eligible students in a timely manner, directly to their bank accounts, an integrated scholarship portal will be created.
An iconic eight-storeyed library in two lakh square feet, with all modern amenties is being constructed in Madurai, the seat of Tamil Sangam. This library will cater to all sections of the society including children, students, researchers, youth who are preparing for competitive exams, homemakers, senior citizens and the differently abled. The library will feature special facilities including children‟s section with colourful books, separate area with internet facility for those writing competitive exams, braille books for the visually impaired, air conditioned meeting halls, art gallery to exhibit the cultural heritage of Southern Tamil Nadu and an exquisite repository of the writings and speeches of Muthamizharignar Kalaignar.
In the first phase, this library will house 3.50 lakh books in Tamil and English relating to various subjects like literature, culture, science, engineering, law and medicine. This modern temple of knowledge in Southern Tamil Nadu will be named Kalaignar Centenary Library to mark the commencement of centenary celebrations of Muthamizharignar Kalaignar, in recognition of his immense contribution to the Tamil society. This library will welcome its first readers in June this year. Rs.40,299 crore has been allocated towards School Education Department in the Budget.
The Government is cognizant of the fact that human resource is the greatest wealth of the State and has been investing heavily in its development. We recognise that a highly skilled workforce is a unique competitive advantage to attract investments into the State. Therefore, to create a workforce suited for the rapidly changing industrial ecosystems, a scheme is underway to transform 71 Government ITIs to Centres of Excellence at a cost of Rs.2,877 crore. The works will be completed and students will be enrolled in new courses in the coming academic year itself.
In the next phase, the Government will launch a programme in the coming year to transform and modernize the Government Polytechnic colleges into „Centres of Excellence‟ in accordance with the Industry 4.0 standards in collaboration with industry partners. The programme will focus on infrastructure modernization, industry relevant course content creation, capacity building of faculty members and employment opportunities for the students. 54 Government polytechnics will be upgraded as „Centres of Excellence‟ at a total cost of Rs.2,783 crore under this scheme.
The Government proposes to establish a world class skill centre named “Tamil Nadu World Innovation and Skill Training Hub” (TN-WISH) at Ambattur at a cost of Rs.120 crore with the objective of providing skill training to trainers in ITIs and polytechnics and to create a highly skilled workforce. The hub will provide training in advanced technologies such as Mechatronics, Internet of Things, Advanced Automobile Technology, Precision Engineering and Advanced Welding.
The Hon‟ble Chief Minister had launched the visionary programme “Naan Mudhalvan” last year to train 10 lakh students and youth in industry relevant skills and thus generate job opportunities for them. This programme is being implemented in all engineering and arts and science colleges in collaboration with industry partneRs.Academic curriculum has been revised to include industry relevant courses to improve employability of students. Currently, about 12.7 lakh students from engineering and arts and science colleges are being trained under this programme. 12,582 engineering faculty and 7,797 arts & science faculty have also been trained. Rs.50 crore has been provided for this scheme in the budget.
To scale up skill training infrastructure in a massive way, factories will be used as Skill Development Centres. Industries will be incentivized to provide on-the-job-training to youth in factories. In this Budget, an amount of Rs.25 crore has been allocated for this „Factory Skill Schools‟ programme. A state-of-the-art Skill Development Centre will be established, at an estimated cost of Rs.80 crore, in SIPCOT Industrial Park, Shoolagiri in Krishnagiri district, which is emerging as the third largest industrial cluster in the State.
The Perunthalaivar Kamarajar College Development Scheme was launched last year with an outlay of Rs.1,000 crore for improving infrastructure and basic amenities in Government colleges over a period of five yeaRs.In the current year, works such as construction of new classrooms and additional laboratories have been taken up in 26 Government polytechnic colleges and 55 Government arts and science colleges. These works will be carried out in the coming financial year also at an estimated cost of Rs.200 crore.
It is seen that the number of students from Tamil Nadu clearing the Civil Services Examinations has been on the decline in the last few years. With the objective of reversing this trend, Tamil Nadu Skill Development Corporation (TNSDC) will implement a scheme in co-ordination with Anna Staff Administrative College to help civil services aspirants to access better coaching facilities and materials. Every year 1,000 civil services aspirants will be short listed through a screening test. Each aspirant will be provided Rs.7,500 per month for 10 months to prepare for the preliminary examination. Those students who clear the preliminary examination will be provided a lumpsum amount of Rs.25,000. For this programme, an amount of Rs.10 crore has been allocated to TNSDC in the Budget Estimates 2023-24. In aggregate, an allocation of Rs.6,967 crore has been made to the Higher Education Department in this Budget.
With the realization that tomorrow‟s society is the responsibility of today‟s youth, this Government is committed to making the youth strong and vibrant. With the successful conduct of International Chess Olympiad in Chennai and the competitions for Chief Minister‟s Trophy being held across the State, the sports sector has been given a new impetus. As the next step, the Government through the Chennai Metropolitan Development Agency will set up a state-of-the-art Global Sports City in Chennai which will promote the development of sports and emerge as a favoured destination for leading sports events. For this purpose, a detailed project report will be prepared by engaging international experts.
The Government will undertake a comprehensive renovation of the iconic Jawaharlal Nehru Outdoor Stadium, Chennai and equip it with modern sports facilities at an estimated cost of Rs.25 crore.
This Government, which is founded on the principles of social justice and equitable growth, attaches highest priority to the development of Adi-Dravidars and Tribals. With the objective of increasing the Gross Enrolment Ratio of Adi Dravidar and Tribal students in higher education and providing them safe and quality accommodation, four new hostels will be constructed with modern facilities in Madurai, Coimbatore, Tiruchirappalli and Nilgiris at an estimated total cost of Rs.100 crore. These hostels will be maintained and managed by engaging professional agencies.
It has been a long pending demand to enact a legislation to ensure effective implementation of the Scheduled Castes and Tribal Sub Plan. Heeding to this request, the Government will bring a new legislation to ensure adequate allocation of funds and effective implementation of the Scheduled Castes and Tribal Sub Plans. The draft bill will be introduced in the next session of the Assembly after due consultation with stakeholdeRs.
The practice of manual cleaning of sewers and septic tanks is a blot on humanity. In order to completely prevent deaths due to manual cleaning of sewers and septic tanks, a new scheme has been recently launched by this Government. By transforming sanitary workers into entrepreneurs and facilitating them to procure modern machinery, this scheme will enable them to undertake these works in a safe manner and generate income. In this scheme, priority will be given to families of sanitary workers who died during manual cleaning and to persons currently engaged in sanitary work, on the basis of their willingness. In the first phase, the scheme will be implemented in the Chennai Metropolitan area. Based on this pilot exercise, the scheme will be expanded to the entire State.
It is seen that the share of persons from Scheduled Caste and Scheduled Tribe communities who avail various entrepreneurship promotion subsidies from the Government is very low. In order to promote economic development of SC/ST entrepreneurs, a new scheme called „Annal Ambedkar Business Champions Scheme‟ will be launched in the coming financial year. The new scheme will provide 35 per cent capital subsidy and offer 6 per cent interest subvention for loans to procure machineries and equipment. A sum of Rs.100 crore is allocated for this scheme in the Budget Estimates 2023-24.
To revive the Welfare Board for Puthirai Vannars, Rs.10 crore will be provided to undertake livelihood development and welfare activities.
A new scheme named „Iyothee Thass Pandithar Habitation Development Scheme‟ will be launched to ensure basic amenities in Adi Dravidar habitations in both urban and rural areas and to bring about comprehensive socio-economic development. The scheme will be implemented at a cost of Rs.1,000 crore over a period of 5 years.
A sum of Rs.3,513 crore has been allocated to the Adi Dravidar and Tribal Welfare Department in this Budget.
It is well known that it was Muthamizharignar Kalaignar who coined the term „Differently Abled‟. Given the importance of this department, it is directly looked after and works are closely monitored by the Hon‟ble Chief Minister. RIGHTS project is being implemented at a cost of Rs.1,763 crore with financial assistance from World Bank. The main objective of this project is to create an inclusive society by promoting accessibility through creation of barrier-free structures and employment opportunities through vocational training. The project will be implemented in 15 districts in 2023-24. At the divisional level, 39 One Stop social care service centres will be established to provide services including disability assessment, certification and early intervention. Further, 150 neighbourhood centres manned by volunteers will be set up to provide treatment at home and assistance in availing benefits under various welfare schemes.
For the benefit of the 6.84 lakh differently abled persons across the State, the Hon‟ble Chief Minister has already issued orders to increase the pension from Rs.1,000 to Rs.1,500 and the maintenance allowance from Rs.1,500 to Rs.2,000 for severely affected persons with disabilities. Towards this, a sum of Rs.1,444 crore has been allotted in the Budget.
The State Government is providing guarantee and interest subsidy for the development of enterprises of differently abled persons. Through these initiatives, Tamil Nadu has facilitated loan assistance to 11,155 differently abled persons to the tune of Rs.50 crore through National Handicapped Finance Development Corporation this year, placing Tamil Nadu in the first place in the Country.
The Government is developing a comprehensive database of differently abled persons to ensure effective delivery of benefits under Government schemes. In the first phase, a database of 9,08,000 persons who are benefitting from various welfare schemes has been created.
The Government has been taking various steps to improve the functioning of Backward Class and Most Backward Class hostels by upgrading infrastructure, and providing nutritious food. In the last two years, works for the construction of 9 hostels at a cost of Rs.36.25 crore are being implemented. Further, based on the requirements of students, fifteen school hostels have been upgraded as college hostels.
In the Budget Estimates, a sum of Rs.252 crore has been allocated towards Pre-Matric and Post-Matric scholarship schemes. An amount of Rs.305 crore has been earmarked towards distribution of bicycles to students. A sum of Rs.1,580 crore has been allocated to the Backward Class, Most Backward Class, Denotified Communities and Minorities Department.
Following the ancient Tamil tradition, many leaders of the Tamil society have introduced pioneering schemes to eradicate poverty and promote the educational development of students. In 1920, Sir Pitti Theagarayar, the then chairman of the Chennai Municipal Corporation introduced mid-day meal programme in Chennai for the first time in the Country. During Perunthalaivar Kamarajar‟s tenure as the Chief Minister, the mid-day meal scheme was expanded at the state level, marking a transformational change in the history of education in Tamil Nadu. This was followed by further efforts to eliminate hunger including the Nutritious Meal Programme by Puratchi Thalaivar MGR and the scheme to provide eggs along with nutritious meals by Muthamizharignar Kalaignar.
At this juncture, it has come to light that some children studying in Government schools are suffering from stunted growth and malnutrition. Recognizing that students may be unable to concentrate on studies as they come hungry to schools without eating breakfast, the Hon‟ble Chief Minister launched the „Chief Minister‟s Breakfast Scheme‟ last year, which is the landmark scheme of this Dravidian Model Government founded on social justice. This historic scheme was inaugurated on September 15, the birth anniversary of Perarignar Anna.
The Chief Minister‟s Breakfast Scheme is being implemented in 1937 Government Primary Schools and it is benefitting 1,48,315 students studying from Class I to Class V. Out of the 1,543 Elementary schools,where the scheme was implemented in the first phase, the attendance of students has increased in 1,319 schools. The attendance has increased by 10per cent in 624 schools, 20per cent in 462 schools and 30per cent in 193 schools. In Tiruppathur, Perambalur, Ariyalur and Tiruvarur districts, attendance of students has increased in all the schools where the Breakfast scheme was implemented. To translate the noble vision of the Hon‟ble Chief Minister that we will make any sacrifice to ensure that no child remains hungry while learning and to make learning joyful and education universal, the Chief Minister‟s Breakfast Scheme will be expanded to cover all the 30,122 Government primary schools in the State from the coming academic year. Rs.500 crore is allotted for this scheme in this Budget which will benefit 18 lakh students studying from Class I to Class V.
Educated women are essential for a prosperous and self-sufficient society. Well aware of this, Muthamizharignar Kalaignar introduced the Moovalur Ramamirtham Ammaiyar Marriage Assistance Scheme in 1989 to promote women's education. Realizing that many girls from poor families in Tamil Nadu are unable to continue higher education after completing 12th standard, this Government has redesigned the scheme as Moovalur Ramamirtham Ammaiyar Pudhumai Penn Scheme, under which all girl students studying from 6th to 12th standard in Government schools are provided Rs.1000 rupees per month for their higher education. At present, 2.20 lakh girl students are benefitting under this scheme every month. Compared to the year 2021-22, 29 per cent more girls have entered colleges this year, which is an addition of 20,477 girl students. The fact that the many girls who did not pursue higher education after completing their schooling have now enrolled in colleges is a testimony to the success of this scheme.
The self-help group movement, that was pioneered by Muthamizharignar Kalaignar in the country in 1989 at Dharmapuri, has today blossomed into a massive people‟s movement. This Government is undertaking several measures for capacity building and livelihood development of women self-help groups. In the current year, so far, women self-help groups have received bank loans of around Rs.24,712 crore. In the coming financial year, a target of Rs 30,000 crore has been set for credit linkage to SHGs.
Women entrepreneurs continue to face difficulties in accessing adequate, timely credit and marketing of products. To address these challenges, the Government will establish an exclusive „Start-up Mission‟ for women. This mission will facilitate women entrepreneurs in all aspects of their business.
Since 2021-22, a total of 213 godowns have been constructed with a storage capacity of 2.86 lakh MT at a combined cost of Rs.238 crore to augment storage capacity and minimize losses. Further, 12 godowns with a storage capacity of 28,000 MT are being constructed at a total cost of Rs.54 crore.
To meet the liabilities of the important poll promises fulfilled by this Government, a sum of Rs.2,393 crore for the waiver of agricultural loans, a sum of Rs.1,000 crore for the waiver of jewel loans and a sum of Rs.600 crore for waiving self-help group loans, totalling an amount of Rs.3,993 crore has been allotted in the Budget.
The Government will frame a comprehensive long-term plan to carry out structural reforms in Tamil Nadu Civil Supplies Corporation to improve efficiency in operations and fiscal sustainability. An amount of Rs.10,500 crore has been provided in this Budget towards Food Subsidy in the Public Distribution System. An allocation of Rs.16,262 crore has been made to the Co-operation, Food and Consumer Protection Department in this Budget. The Government is taking several efforts to restore and rejuvenate the water bodies. Under Tamil Nadu Irrigated Agriculture Modernisation Project, the Government has sanctioned rehabilitation works in 341 tanks, 67 anicuts and 11 canals at an estimated cost of Rs.462 crore. Further, repair, renovation and restoration works are being undertaken in 309 tanks at an estimated cost of Rs.258 crore.
Long term flood mitigation works are being undertaken at a cost of Rs.184 crore in the districts of Chennai, Tiruvallur, Kanchipuram and Cuddalore. Of these, 9 works have been completed and 2 works are in progress. In the current year, 12 flood mitigation works have been undertaken in Chennai, Kanchipuram, Chengalpattu and Thiruvallur districts at a total cost of Rs.434 crore.
The Tamil Nadu Animal Welfare Board, under the chairmanship of the Hon'ble Chief Minister, has been restructured to promote the welfare of animals in the State. In order to control the burgeoning street dog population, it is necessary to set up Animal Breeding Control Centres. To strengthen and improve the effectiveness of the Animal Welfare Board, an amount of Rs.10 crore has been provided in the Budget. This fund will be used to carry out animal breeding control activities, provide training to local Government employees and implement animal welfare activities.
This Government is empathetic to the welfare and special needs of fisher folk and has increased the special allowance during lean months to Rs.6,000 from Rs.5,000. An allocation of Rs.389 crore has been made to benefit 4.3 lakh beneficiaries for implementing the fishermen welfare schemes such as Lean period assistance, Ban period relief assistance and Savings cum Relief schemes.
Coral reefs provide shelter and food to fish and increase the probability of survival of fingerlings. To improve the livelihood of country craft fishermen, 217 units of artificial reefs will be established at a cost of Rs.79 crore in the 3 Palk Bay districts and 200 units will be set up at a cost of Rs.64 crore in other districts.
Due to increasing vagaries of climate change and pressure caused by the burgeoning population, the coastal ecosystem and the livelihood of coastal population are likely to be severely affected in the near future. The Government will implement the „Tamil Nadu Coastal Restoration Mission‟ with the objective of preventing sea erosion, reducing marine pollution and conserving marine biodiversity. The mission will be implemented with World Bank assistance at an estimated cost of Rs.2,000 crore in the next 5 years.
A contiguous stretch of protected forests is essential to protect endangered wildlife. The Government will notify a new wildlife sanctuary „Thanthai Periyar Wildlife Sanctuary‟, with an extent of 80,567 hectares in the forest areas of Anthiyur and Gobichettipalayam Taluks in Erode district to link the Nilgiris Biosphere Reserve with Cauvery South Wildlife Sanctuary. This will be the 18th wildlife sanctuary in the State.
Tamil Nadu is located in the Central Asian Flyway and hosts a large number of migratory birds every year. In order to promote conservation of birds, encourage research in the field of ornithology and create awareness about the role of birds in nature, the Government shall set up an „International Bird Centre‟ at Marakkanam at an estimated cost of Rs.25 crore.
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The main reason for the fiscal stress faced by the Government at the time of assuming office was the fall in tax revenue in the previous years. The State‟s own tax revenues which were at a healthy 8 per cent of the Gross State Domestic Product (GSDP) during 2006-11 have witnessed a precipitous fall in the last 10 years and reached 5.58 per cent in 2020-21. This is much lower when compared to other large States such as Maharashtra and Karnataka. Though the Tax-GSDP ratio has increased to 6.11 per cent in the current year due to the efforts of this Government in the last two years, concerted action is needed to raise it further to find financial resources for welfare schemes.
The Hon‟ble Chief Minister adroitly handled the second wave of Covid, major floods in Chennai and severe financial stress. In spite of these constraints, he was able to fulfill the promises to the people and has several achievements to his credit. He has urged us to strive to fulfill the expectations of the people in the coming years and I have prepared this budget keeping these instructions in mind. With these introductory remarks, let me now proceed to sector-wise view of the Budget 2023-24.
To honour the legacy of Tamil martyrs Thiruvalargal Thalamuthu and Natarajan, who sacrificed their lives to protect Tamil in the struggle against Hindi imposition, a memorial will be established at Chennai.
In order to propagate the ideals of Annal Ambedkar, the father of the Indian Constitution and the architect of a progressive and egalitarian India, the Government will provide a grant of Rs.5 crore to translate his works into Tamil language.
To give an impetus to the growth of Tamil as a global language by promoting its usage in the technology sector, an „International Conference on Tamil Computing‟ will be held with the participation of renowned experts from across the world. This will greatly encourage development of software in Tamil language.
With a view to celebrating the glory of Tamils who have conquered many lands overseas, efforts will be taken to promote and support sea cruises that will connect places of significance in Tamil culture. These cruises will showcase the rich history, literature, art, culture, handicrafts and cuisine of Tamil people and will spread the State‟s glory across the seven seas.
The Government has been providing free bus pass to elderly Tamil scholars in recognition of their invaluable contribution to our language. In the coming year, the Government will extend this benefit to 591 more Tamil scholars.
To enable the younger generation to imbibe and appreciate our celebrated art heritage, the Government will expand the widely popular Chennai Sangamam cultural programme to 8 major cities in the coming year. It will provide a platform to nurture folk art and artists and celebrate the shared cultural ethos of the Tamil people. An amount of Rs.11 crore is provided in this Budget for this purpose.
To preserve folk arts and to ensure that these traditions continue to flourish in the future, 25 part time folk art training centres will be set up across the State.
The Cholas are one of the greatest dynasties who conquered seas and the lands beyond, and ruled vast stretches of India and South East Asia for many centuries. Tamil art, music, architecture, sculpture, crafts and dance reached their pinnacle during the Chola period and their glory spread far and wide. To highlight the contribution of the Cholas who ruled the world, and to preserve artefacts and relics of that age, a “Grand Chola Museum‟ will be set up in Thanjavur.
The Hon‟ble Chief Minister intervened on humanitarian grounds to send essential commodities to help the people affected by the severe economic crisis in Sri Lanka. After securing the consent of the Union Government, 40,000 MT of rice, 500 MT of milk powder and 102 MT of medical supplies, worth Rs.197 crore have been sent in three ships.
We have been continually requesting the Union Government to grant Indian citizenship to Sri Lankan Tamils residing in India. Pending this request, this Government had announced that 7,469 houses will be constructed in the rehabilitation camps for Sri Lankan Tamils, with the objective of providing safe and quality accommodation. In the first phase, 3,510 houses were taken up for construction at a cost of Rs.176 crore and the works are underway. In the second phase, the Government will sanction Rs.223 crore towards construction of the remaining 3,959 houses in the coming financial year.
Recognizing the valour and supreme sacrifice made by security forces in guarding our nation, the ex-gratia that is being offered by the State Government to the next of kin of armed forces personnel hailing from Tamil Nadu who are killed in wa war-like operations will be doubled from Rs.20 lakh to Rs.40 lakh. Further, the monetary grants that are offered to gallantry awards/distinguished service medal winners in armed forces hailing from Tamil Nadu will be enhanced four times.
Ensuring quality education and medical facilities to all is the fundamental objective of this Government. It is in pursuance of this goal that the Government is implementing pioneering schemes like Makkalai Thedi Maruthuvam and Innuyir Kappom, besides taking several initiatives to strengthen the public health infrastructure in the State. The Government is implementing the novel Makkalai Thedi Maruthuvam scheme, where non-communicable diseases are identified and addressed at an early stage. This Government which is deeply concerned about the welfare of workers, who are the bedrock of our economy, will launch a new initiative to address the issue of non-communicable diseases among workers in factories and in unorganised sectors like construction. The Makkalai Thedi Maruthuvam scheme will be expanded to 711 factories covering 8.35 lakh workers in the first phase. Health checkup camps will be held in these factories with specific emphasis on non-communicable diseases like high blood pressure and diabetes. Migrant labourers will also benefit under this scheme.
Under the Chief Minister‟s Comprehensive Health Insurance Scheme, insurance coverage of Rs.5 lakh is being given per year per family. During the current year, so far, 11.82 lakh patients have availed treatment worth Rs.993 crore, which is the highest since the inception of the scheme.
The 1,000 bedded Kalaignar Memorial Multi Super Speciality Hospital in the premises of King Institute of Preventive Medicine and Research Centre, Guindy will be inaugurated this year. New speciality hospital buildings are being constructed in three Government medical college hospitals at Madurai, Coimbatore and Kilpauk at a total cost of Rs.1,020 crore and they will be put to use shortly
New buildings will be constructed at a cost of Rs.110 crore in the Mahatma Gandhi Memorial Hospital, which caters to the medical needs of people in Tiruchirappalli and its surrounding districts. In order to fulfil the medical needs of people in North Chennai, a new multi-speciality block, nurses training school and hostel will be constructed in Stanley Hospital at a cost of Rs.147 crore.
The first Government Siddha Medical College in the State was established in Palayamkottai in 1964. At present, there are 100 undergraduate and 60 post-graduate students in this institute. Further, treatment is also being provided to nearly 1,000 patients on a daily basis. The Government will undertake works to improve the infrastructure of the college and hospital at a cost of Rs.40 crore. Rs.18,661 crore has been allotted towards Health and Family Welfare Department in the Budget.
Due to the various initiatives launched by this Government in the last two years, the student enrolment in Government schools has increased significantly. Therefore, the Government had launched the „Perasiriyar Anbazhagan School Development Scheme‟ to modernize and upgrade physical infrastructure at an outlay of Rs.7,000 crore over a period of five yeaRs.During the current year, works to the tune of Rs.2,000 crore have been taken up. In the upcoming financial year, the Government will construct classrooms, laboratories and toilets at a cost of Rs.1,500 crore.
The „Ennum Ezhuthum‟ Programme aims at achieving Universal Foundational Literacy and Numeracy for students in classes 1 – 3 by 2025. Owing to the positive response received, this programme will be expanded to classes 4 and 5 with an outlay of Rs.110 crore in the upcoming financial year.
The goal of social justice can be fulfilled only when knowledge is made widespread and accessible to people in the remotest of places. With this objective, moving beyond Chennai, book fairs were conducted in all districts and five literature festivals were successfully conducted during the current year. This great initiative will continue next year also, at a cost Rs.10 crore. The Government successfully organized the first edition of the Chennai International Book Fair in January 2023 with participation from 24 countries. An unprecedented number of 355 MoUs were signed between publishers from Tamil Nadu and various countries paving way for knowledge and copyright exchange. This international book fair will also be conducted next year.
Educational institutions play a vital role in establishing social justice, equality and equity in all walks of life. Therefore, the Government has been taking multiple initiatives in the last two years to improve the quality of education through schemes such as Ennum Ezhuthum, Schools of Excellence, Hi-tech Labs, Model Schools, and Perasiriyar Anbazhagan School Development Scheme. It is essential that the benefits of these programmes reach all students. Requests have been received to operate and maintain Adi Dravidar Welfare Schools through the School Education department in the State High-Level Vigilance and Monitoring Committee meetings held under the chairmanship of the Hon'ble Chief Minister on 19.8.21 and 12.4.22. To achieve the goal of social justice in the field of education, to improve the quality of schools functioning under various departments and to ensure that all students are provided quality education, all schools functioning under various departments like Adi-Dravidar and Tribal Welfare, Backward Class, Most Backward Class & Denotified Communities, Hindu Religious & Charitable Endowments and Forest will be brought under the School Education department. It will be ensured that the service conditions and benefits of teachers and staff presently working in these schools are protected.
The Government is using data based governance to remove various shortcomings in the implementation of schemes. In order to reduce the unnecessary delay in the disbursement of scholarships by various departments and to ensure that scholarship amount reaches eligible students in a timely manner, directly to their bank accounts, an integrated scholarship portal will be created.
An iconic eight-storeyed library in two lakh square feet, with all modern amenties is being constructed in Madurai, the seat of Tamil Sangam. This library will cater to all sections of the society including children, students, researchers, youth who are preparing for competitive exams, homemakers, senior citizens and the differently abled. The library will feature special facilities including children‟s section with colourful books, separate area with internet facility for those writing competitive exams, braille books for the visually impaired, air conditioned meeting halls, art gallery to exhibit the cultural heritage of Southern Tamil Nadu and an exquisite repository of the writings and speeches of Muthamizharignar Kalaignar.
In the first phase, this library will house 3.50 lakh books in Tamil and English relating to various subjects like literature, culture, science, engineering, law and medicine. This modern temple of knowledge in Southern Tamil Nadu will be named Kalaignar Centenary Library to mark the commencement of centenary celebrations of Muthamizharignar Kalaignar, in recognition of his immense contribution to the Tamil society. This library will welcome its first readers in June this year. Rs.40,299 crore has been allocated towards School Education Department in the Budget.
The Government is cognizant of the fact that human resource is the greatest wealth of the State and has been investing heavily in its development. We recognise that a highly skilled workforce is a unique competitive advantage to attract investments into the State. Therefore, to create a workforce suited for the rapidly changing industrial ecosystems, a scheme is underway to transform 71 Government ITIs to Centres of Excellence at a cost of Rs.2,877 crore. The works will be completed and students will be enrolled in new courses in the coming academic year itself.
In the next phase, the Government will launch a programme in the coming year to transform and modernize the Government Polytechnic colleges into „Centres of Excellence‟ in accordance with the Industry 4.0 standards in collaboration with industry partners. The programme will focus on infrastructure modernization, industry relevant course content creation, capacity building of faculty members and employment opportunities for the students. 54 Government polytechnics will be upgraded as „Centres of Excellence‟ at a total cost of Rs.2,783 crore under this scheme.
The Government proposes to establish a world class skill centre named “Tamil Nadu World Innovation and Skill Training Hub” (TN-WISH) at Ambattur at a cost of Rs.120 crore with the objective of providing skill training to trainers in ITIs and polytechnics and to create a highly skilled workforce. The hub will provide training in advanced technologies such as Mechatronics, Internet of Things, Advanced Automobile Technology, Precision Engineering and Advanced Welding.
The Hon‟ble Chief Minister had launched the visionary programme “Naan Mudhalvan” last year to train 10 lakh students and youth in industry relevant skills and thus generate job opportunities for them. This programme is being implemented in all engineering and arts and science colleges in collaboration with industry partneRs.Academic curriculum has been revised to include industry relevant courses to improve employability of students. Currently, about 12.7 lakh students from engineering and arts and science colleges are being trained under this programme. 12,582 engineering faculty and 7,797 arts & science faculty have also been trained. Rs.50 crore has been provided for this scheme in the budget.
To scale up skill training infrastructure in a massive way, factories will be used as Skill Development Centres. Industries will be incentivized to provide on-the-job-training to youth in factories. In this Budget, an amount of Rs.25 crore has been allocated for this „Factory Skill Schools‟ programme. A state-of-the-art Skill Development Centre will be established, at an estimated cost of Rs.80 crore, in SIPCOT Industrial Park, Shoolagiri in Krishnagiri district, which is emerging as the third largest industrial cluster in the State.
The Perunthalaivar Kamarajar College Development Scheme was launched last year with an outlay of Rs.1,000 crore for improving infrastructure and basic amenities in Government colleges over a period of five yeaRs.In the current year, works such as construction of new classrooms and additional laboratories have been taken up in 26 Government polytechnic colleges and 55 Government arts and science colleges. These works will be carried out in the coming financial year also at an estimated cost of Rs.200 crore.
It is seen that the number of students from Tamil Nadu clearing the Civil Services Examinations has been on the decline in the last few years. With the objective of reversing this trend, Tamil Nadu Skill Development Corporation (TNSDC) will implement a scheme in co-ordination with Anna Staff Administrative College to help civil services aspirants to access better coaching facilities and materials. Every year 1,000 civil services aspirants will be short listed through a screening test. Each aspirant will be provided Rs.7,500 per month for 10 months to prepare for the preliminary examination. Those students who clear the preliminary examination will be provided a lumpsum amount of Rs.25,000. For this programme, an amount of Rs.10 crore has been allocated to TNSDC in the Budget Estimates 2023-24. In aggregate, an allocation of Rs.6,967 crore has been made to the Higher Education Department in this Budget.
With the realization that tomorrow‟s society is the responsibility of today‟s youth, this Government is committed to making the youth strong and vibrant. With the successful conduct of International Chess Olympiad in Chennai and the competitions for Chief Minister‟s Trophy being held across the State, the sports sector has been given a new impetus. As the next step, the Government through the Chennai Metropolitan Development Agency will set up a state-of-the-art Global Sports City in Chennai which will promote the development of sports and emerge as a favoured destination for leading sports events. For this purpose, a detailed project report will be prepared by engaging international experts.
The Government will undertake a comprehensive renovation of the iconic Jawaharlal Nehru Outdoor Stadium, Chennai and equip it with modern sports facilities at an estimated cost of Rs.25 crore.
This Government, which is founded on the principles of social justice and equitable growth, attaches highest priority to the development of Adi-Dravidars and Tribals. With the objective of increasing the Gross Enrolment Ratio of Adi Dravidar and Tribal students in higher education and providing them safe and quality accommodation, four new hostels will be constructed with modern facilities in Madurai, Coimbatore, Tiruchirappalli and Nilgiris at an estimated total cost of Rs.100 crore. These hostels will be maintained and managed by engaging professional agencies.
It has been a long pending demand to enact a legislation to ensure effective implementation of the Scheduled Castes and Tribal Sub Plan. Heeding to this request, the Government will bring a new legislation to ensure adequate allocation of funds and effective implementation of the Scheduled Castes and Tribal Sub Plans. The draft bill will be introduced in the next session of the Assembly after due consultation with stakeholdeRs.
The practice of manual cleaning of sewers and septic tanks is a blot on humanity. In order to completely prevent deaths due to manual cleaning of sewers and septic tanks, a new scheme has been recently launched by this Government. By transforming sanitary workers into entrepreneurs and facilitating them to procure modern machinery, this scheme will enable them to undertake these works in a safe manner and generate income. In this scheme, priority will be given to families of sanitary workers who died during manual cleaning and to persons currently engaged in sanitary work, on the basis of their willingness. In the first phase, the scheme will be implemented in the Chennai Metropolitan area. Based on this pilot exercise, the scheme will be expanded to the entire State.
It is seen that the share of persons from Scheduled Caste and Scheduled Tribe communities who avail various entrepreneurship promotion subsidies from the Government is very low. In order to promote economic development of SC/ST entrepreneurs, a new scheme called „Annal Ambedkar Business Champions Scheme‟ will be launched in the coming financial year. The new scheme will provide 35 per cent capital subsidy and offer 6 per cent interest subvention for loans to procure machineries and equipment. A sum of Rs.100 crore is allocated for this scheme in the Budget Estimates 2023-24.
To revive the Welfare Board for Puthirai Vannars, Rs.10 crore will be provided to undertake livelihood development and welfare activities.
A new scheme named „Iyothee Thass Pandithar Habitation Development Scheme‟ will be launched to ensure basic amenities in Adi Dravidar habitations in both urban and rural areas and to bring about comprehensive socio-economic development. The scheme will be implemented at a cost of Rs.1,000 crore over a period of 5 years.
A sum of Rs.3,513 crore has been allocated to the Adi Dravidar and Tribal Welfare Department in this Budget.
It is well known that it was Muthamizharignar Kalaignar who coined the term „Differently Abled‟. Given the importance of this department, it is directly looked after and works are closely monitored by the Hon‟ble Chief Minister. RIGHTS project is being implemented at a cost of Rs.1,763 crore with financial assistance from World Bank. The main objective of this project is to create an inclusive society by promoting accessibility through creation of barrier-free structures and employment opportunities through vocational training. The project will be implemented in 15 districts in 2023-24. At the divisional level, 39 One Stop social care service centres will be established to provide services including disability assessment, certification and early intervention. Further, 150 neighbourhood centres manned by volunteers will be set up to provide treatment at home and assistance in availing benefits under various welfare schemes.
For the benefit of the 6.84 lakh differently abled persons across the State, the Hon‟ble Chief Minister has already issued orders to increase the pension from Rs.1,000 to Rs.1,500 and the maintenance allowance from Rs.1,500 to Rs.2,000 for severely affected persons with disabilities. Towards this, a sum of Rs.1,444 crore has been allotted in the Budget.
The State Government is providing guarantee and interest subsidy for the development of enterprises of differently abled persons. Through these initiatives, Tamil Nadu has facilitated loan assistance to 11,155 differently abled persons to the tune of Rs.50 crore through National Handicapped Finance Development Corporation this year, placing Tamil Nadu in the first place in the Country.
The Government is developing a comprehensive database of differently abled persons to ensure effective delivery of benefits under Government schemes. In the first phase, a database of 9,08,000 persons who are benefitting from various welfare schemes has been created.
The Government has been taking various steps to improve the functioning of Backward Class and Most Backward Class hostels by upgrading infrastructure, and providing nutritious food. In the last two years, works for the construction of 9 hostels at a cost of Rs.36.25 crore are being implemented. Further, based on the requirements of students, fifteen school hostels have been upgraded as college hostels.
In the Budget Estimates, a sum of Rs.252 crore has been allocated towards Pre-Matric and Post-Matric scholarship schemes. An amount of Rs.305 crore has been earmarked towards distribution of bicycles to students. A sum of Rs.1,580 crore has been allocated to the Backward Class, Most Backward Class, Denotified Communities and Minorities Department.
Following the ancient Tamil tradition, many leaders of the Tamil society have introduced pioneering schemes to eradicate poverty and promote the educational development of students. In 1920, Sir Pitti Theagarayar, the then chairman of the Chennai Municipal Corporation introduced mid-day meal programme in Chennai for the first time in the Country. During Perunthalaivar Kamarajar‟s tenure as the Chief Minister, the mid-day meal scheme was expanded at the state level, marking a transformational change in the history of education in Tamil Nadu. This was followed by further efforts to eliminate hunger including the Nutritious Meal Programme by Puratchi Thalaivar MGR and the scheme to provide eggs along with nutritious meals by Muthamizharignar Kalaignar.
At this juncture, it has come to light that some children studying in Government schools are suffering from stunted growth and malnutrition. Recognizing that students may be unable to concentrate on studies as they come hungry to schools without eating breakfast, the Hon‟ble Chief Minister launched the „Chief Minister‟s Breakfast Scheme‟ last year, which is the landmark scheme of this Dravidian Model Government founded on social justice. This historic scheme was inaugurated on September 15, the birth anniversary of Perarignar Anna.
The Chief Minister‟s Breakfast Scheme is being implemented in 1937 Government Primary Schools and it is benefitting 1,48,315 students studying from Class I to Class V. Out of the 1,543 Elementary schools,where the scheme was implemented in the first phase, the attendance of students has increased in 1,319 schools. The attendance has increased by 10per cent in 624 schools, 20per cent in 462 schools and 30per cent in 193 schools. In Tiruppathur, Perambalur, Ariyalur and Tiruvarur districts, attendance of students has increased in all the schools where the Breakfast scheme was implemented. To translate the noble vision of the Hon‟ble Chief Minister that we will make any sacrifice to ensure that no child remains hungry while learning and to make learning joyful and education universal, the Chief Minister‟s Breakfast Scheme will be expanded to cover all the 30,122 Government primary schools in the State from the coming academic year. Rs.500 crore is allotted for this scheme in this Budget which will benefit 18 lakh students studying from Class I to Class V.
Educated women are essential for a prosperous and self-sufficient society. Well aware of this, Muthamizharignar Kalaignar introduced the Moovalur Ramamirtham Ammaiyar Marriage Assistance Scheme in 1989 to promote women's education. Realizing that many girls from poor families in Tamil Nadu are unable to continue higher education after completing 12th standard, this Government has redesigned the scheme as Moovalur Ramamirtham Ammaiyar Pudhumai Penn Scheme, under which all girl students studying from 6th to 12th standard in Government schools are provided Rs.1000 rupees per month for their higher education. At present, 2.20 lakh girl students are benefitting under this scheme every month. Compared to the year 2021-22, 29 per cent more girls have entered colleges this year, which is an addition of 20,477 girl students. The fact that the many girls who did not pursue higher education after completing their schooling have now enrolled in colleges is a testimony to the success of this scheme.
The self-help group movement, that was pioneered by Muthamizharignar Kalaignar in the country in 1989 at Dharmapuri, has today blossomed into a massive people‟s movement. This Government is undertaking several measures for capacity building and livelihood development of women self-help groups. In the current year, so far, women self-help groups have received bank loans of around Rs.24,712 crore. In the coming financial year, a target of Rs 30,000 crore has been set for credit linkage to SHGs.
Women entrepreneurs continue to face difficulties in accessing adequate, timely credit and marketing of products. To address these challenges, the Government will establish an exclusive „Start-up Mission‟ for women. This mission will facilitate women entrepreneurs in all aspects of their business.
Since 2021-22, a total of 213 godowns have been constructed with a storage capacity of 2.86 lakh MT at a combined cost of Rs.238 crore to augment storage capacity and minimize losses. Further, 12 godowns with a storage capacity of 28,000 MT are being constructed at a total cost of Rs.54 crore.
To meet the liabilities of the important poll promises fulfilled by this Government, a sum of Rs.2,393 crore for the waiver of agricultural loans, a sum of Rs.1,000 crore for the waiver of jewel loans and a sum of Rs.600 crore for waiving self-help group loans, totalling an amount of Rs.3,993 crore has been allotted in the Budget.
The Government will frame a comprehensive long-term plan to carry out structural reforms in Tamil Nadu Civil Supplies Corporation to improve efficiency in operations and fiscal sustainability. An amount of Rs.10,500 crore has been provided in this Budget towards Food Subsidy in the Public Distribution System. An allocation of Rs.16,262 crore has been made to the Co-operation, Food and Consumer Protection Department in this Budget. The Government is taking several efforts to restore and rejuvenate the water bodies. Under Tamil Nadu Irrigated Agriculture Modernisation Project, the Government has sanctioned rehabilitation works in 341 tanks, 67 anicuts and 11 canals at an estimated cost of Rs.462 crore. Further, repair, renovation and restoration works are being undertaken in 309 tanks at an estimated cost of Rs.258 crore.
Long term flood mitigation works are being undertaken at a cost of Rs.184 crore in the districts of Chennai, Tiruvallur, Kanchipuram and Cuddalore. Of these, 9 works have been completed and 2 works are in progress. In the current year, 12 flood mitigation works have been undertaken in Chennai, Kanchipuram, Chengalpattu and Thiruvallur districts at a total cost of Rs.434 crore.
The Tamil Nadu Animal Welfare Board, under the chairmanship of the Hon'ble Chief Minister, has been restructured to promote the welfare of animals in the State. In order to control the burgeoning street dog population, it is necessary to set up Animal Breeding Control Centres. To strengthen and improve the effectiveness of the Animal Welfare Board, an amount of Rs.10 crore has been provided in the Budget. This fund will be used to carry out animal breeding control activities, provide training to local Government employees and implement animal welfare activities.
This Government is empathetic to the welfare and special needs of fisher folk and has increased the special allowance during lean months to Rs.6,000 from Rs.5,000. An allocation of Rs.389 crore has been made to benefit 4.3 lakh beneficiaries for implementing the fishermen welfare schemes such as Lean period assistance, Ban period relief assistance and Savings cum Relief schemes.
Coral reefs provide shelter and food to fish and increase the probability of survival of fingerlings. To improve the livelihood of country craft fishermen, 217 units of artificial reefs will be established at a cost of Rs.79 crore in the 3 Palk Bay districts and 200 units will be set up at a cost of Rs.64 crore in other districts.
Due to increasing vagaries of climate change and pressure caused by the burgeoning population, the coastal ecosystem and the livelihood of coastal population are likely to be severely affected in the near future. The Government will implement the „Tamil Nadu Coastal Restoration Mission‟ with the objective of preventing sea erosion, reducing marine pollution and conserving marine biodiversity. The mission will be implemented with World Bank assistance at an estimated cost of Rs.2,000 crore in the next 5 years.
A contiguous stretch of protected forests is essential to protect endangered wildlife. The Government will notify a new wildlife sanctuary „Thanthai Periyar Wildlife Sanctuary‟, with an extent of 80,567 hectares in the forest areas of Anthiyur and Gobichettipalayam Taluks in Erode district to link the Nilgiris Biosphere Reserve with Cauvery South Wildlife Sanctuary. This will be the 18th wildlife sanctuary in the State.
Tamil Nadu is located in the Central Asian Flyway and hosts a large number of migratory birds every year. In order to promote conservation of birds, encourage research in the field of ornithology and create awareness about the role of birds in nature, the Government shall set up an „International Bird Centre‟ at Marakkanam at an estimated cost of Rs.25 crore.
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2023.03.20 15:01 FlipDaly Flashback to COVID content, long
This is a repost. Welcome to flashback time. Original posts made over the course of 2020 by u/SleepyLi in nyc. Edited for readability.
March 15 2020
PSA for folks worried about how they’ll eat during this time
TL;DR at bottom.
This is the first post I’ve ever put up on Reddit, so excuse me if this shit jankey asf, or in the wrong place. A comment I left on someone’s post received some really good feedback, so I figured there would be other folks who might be experiencing a rough time as well, so here I am being proactive.
As we all know, COVID-19 is fucking shit up. Most folks are working from home, but that’s generally for folks working white collar jobs with job security, which a fuckton of NYC heads don’t have. Folks in the service industry don’t get paid if they don’t work, so there’s no “I’m going to WFH and bus my own fucking table” or “Let me make that drink for you bud” in ya own kitchen for ya cat. So money is tight for some of y’all. And I get it. I’ve been in that position before, shit sucks and gurgles donkey dick. So here’s my PSA:
I help run a wholesale/retail meat shop in NYC, specifically the LES, in Chinatown. I’m open, cause how else is everyone going to eat and cook at home? Just as I told someone before, I’ll say the same thing here: $10 will get you something like 13 pounds of chicken drumsticks, plus a dozen eggs. Don’t like drum sticks? Fine, get something else, our prices are lower than your GPA and your parents’ expectations for you. We don’t sell rice, but a 20lb bag of rice runs like $25 bucks in our area and if you ask, I’ll tell you exactly where to go. Our location is:
47 DIVISION STREET GROUND FLOOR NEW YORK, NY 10002
B/D to Grand Street, F to East Broadway
Now you might say some shit like “this is a shameless cash grab, etc.” And you know what my response is to that?
What the fuck are you talking about, and you can suck my fucking ass. I’m not going to get rich making ten bucks off 13 pounds of drumsticks and a dozen eggs (if we even have anymore). This is for folks that are hurting real bad or just plain about to fucking be put out cause $10 is all they have. If I was trying to get rich, being the local pig boy is obviously not the right trade to get into, now is it.
For those that also see this and start scheming on if you can roll up on my spot and try to make me run my pockets for $10: come and find out whether or not you have a first class ticket to meet God, express lane. Or just come and tell me you want to shoot the fair one for fun, I’ll oblige too.
If you have a healthy savings account, please don’t come to my shop at this time. If you’re stocked up and can weather a self quarantine, again, please don’t come to my shop at this time. I’d appreciate the business during a more normal period of time, but as of now, it’s geared towards my fellow NYers who are most at risk due to their economic situation. I have a limited supply of produce and I’d like to give us all a fighting chance.
In this time of great uncertainty and fear, we New Yorkers must stand together and be each other’s keepers. Take care of your folks, your neighbors, each other. We’ve weathered 9/11 together, Superstorm Sandy, shit, the fucking 2016 election, and this too will be something that we will weather and emerge victorious from.
TL;DR: if you’re a poor fuck and worried about how you will eat during COVID-19, come hither you poor child, for I have wares for cheap. But for real, give me $10 and I will feed you for a week.
47 Division Street Ground Floor New York, NY 10002
B/D to Grand Street, F to East Broadway
——————————————————————— Edit: figured it should be said, but for those that might not be aware: because we cater to a low income demographic already, we accept EBT, cash, and debit card. We don’t accept credit. This is what something like 90% of people with rocky income use, so that’s what we’ve gone with.
02Edit: I've been reached out to by a number of people about a possible pay it forward program/scheme/initiative. I thank you and commend ya'll for coming together to help those in need. I'm trying to get in touch with some folks or organization that do grocery shopping/meal prep for the elderly/folks that are most at risk and can't do it themselves. I'd like to use those funds to provide the supplies for cooking and shit at cost. If I can't get in touch with some folks, I'll start a Facebook group/some other jankey shit to better coordinate based on geographical location and have it vertically integrated into the business. Will set up a venmo or something later in the day. Also: we're located in Chinatown, so don't gawk and be surprised if you see shit like chicken feet, pork and beef trotters, and the like. Welcome to eating head to tail.
Thanks for the feedback.
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UPDATE- Getting a lot of push back from my wholesalers and suppliers; they're rationing our orders. Everybody is short. Doing my best to get more orders from source, but jesus fuck the prices are being gouged the fuck out rn. Will keep trying to keep everything affordable to everyone.
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02UPDATE 18MAR2020-
I created a Venmo. The handle is Sleepyli-LocalPigBoy Avatar should be a pissed off cat.
All transactions will be public. For those that use cash for the pay it forward as the lady with the nice glasses and vans did today, I have a repurposed envelope that I will insert the money in and deduct for orders going out. Trying to do this as legit as possible, with logs of each transaction so mfs don’t come at me like I’m a mega church asking for donations to buy me a jet. Let your poor and broke ass friends know that they don’t need to starve in times like this.
Also: Due to whatever issues are being had further up the supply chain, same as my first update: supplies are getting tight and assholes are beginning to capitalize on it. $10 will no longer get you what was originally offered unfortunately: it’ll get you 7lbs of drumsticks and a dozen eggs now.
Eggs are climbing up and drumsticks are getting fucking stupid. I received two cases today. I ordered 40. They deadass rationing everybody, with jacked prices. I’m sorry, but I’m raising prices to literally break even. My salary is currently on hold cause I can afford it, but others can’t.
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03UPDATE 25AUG2020-
Old Venmo has been deleted. New Venmo is: FourSevenDivisionStreetTrading
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July 22 2020
Cheap Meat
Not sure if this is allowed, but fuck it, we're hurting and desperate times create desperate people who do desperate things.
TL;DR: Local butcher shop with cheap prices. Trying to keep afloat and keep folks fed. Address at bottom.
Sup ya'll, it's your favorite local meat boy (for those that don’t get it, here's my first post: original NYC meat boy post).
Despite COVID cases in NYC having dropped a fair amount, a lot of businesses that have opened up aren't doing so hot, and still some are not going to open up ever again. While there's unemployment insurance for individuals, there really isn't much for small local businesses. I also know that the pandemic boost for UI is about to run out end of month, so if you're sweating about how you're going to eat, I got you.
Most of America's economy began to feel the effects of The Rona around March of this year, but businesses located in Chinatown were fucked as early as January. America's reporting on COVID centered around China being the bad guy, which trends to loop all Asian Americans as "others" and "not really American." Chinese businesses tanked and hate crimes shot up. People within the community began their own self-imposed quarantine due to increased fear of being caught slacking by some racist fuckstick. Then came the formal lock down in March, which really flipped us over, bent us over the couch for good leverage, and fucked us deep and hard. At the time of 14JUNE2020, less than half of Chinatown's restaurants are open, and less than a third of total businesses are open (Bloomberg article supporting claim). Most funds meant as relief for small businesses got snagged by large corporations. And now all the SMEs are floundering. As of now, the end of July, still less than a third of Chinatown businesses have opened up, especially since most of them couldn't apply for any assistance due to language barriers.
So again, here I am peddling my wares. I also have $9.75 left from someone that wanted to pay it forward earlier in the year for what it’s worth.
We’re a small local meat shop. A butcher shop. A boutique culinary protein throwback to simpler times. Whatever the fuck you want to call it. We sell meat. You get the idea. Our prices are real fucking low. Lower than your self esteem. Lower than what your parents think of you. And that’s a good thing. Cause you like cheap things, you cheap fuck. Save all the money you can. While I can’t guarantee that we’re the cheapest you’ve ever seen, I can guarantee that we’ll be top five in cheapest prices in NYC.
What do you want? Cause more likely than not, we got that shit.
POULTRY. We got all kinds of birds. Chicken, silkies, qual, squab, duck, goose, stewing hens. Fuck you want? Still debating on whether drums or mid’s are better with your friends? Fuck around and cop a pound of each for under $5 per person: mid-wings are $3.89 a pound, drums are back to $.69/lb. Want more meat? Fine. A whole ass chicken leg and thigh, $.89/lb. You fuck with feet? It’s 2020, more power to you my guy. Chicken feet stands at $1.69/lb, duck feet at $1.49/lb. You into titties? Of course you're into titties: chicken breast coming in hot at $4.95 for a 2.2lb net weight bag. Into retirees and GILFs? All you Jack Black: Stewing Hens are two for $5.95. Haven’t gotten neck and head in a hot minute cause of COVID, or your Tinder and Hinge profile is just that basura? Say less: duck heads and necks at $1.39/lb. Into spawn kill? My guy: we got a dozen eggs for $2.95, 30 pack for $6.50. Duck eggs, six for $3.95.
PORK. My man, let me tell you something. You fuck with pork chops? Even if you don't, for $2.39/lb, you fuck with pork chops. We got tenderloins for $3.19/lb. Bones for stock? $.99/lb. Let me guess, you miss eating authentic char siu over rice with the sauce from Chinatown. At $2.69/lb for char siu meat, you can afford to fuck up three times and still come out ahead instead of buying it from a restaurant. Since it's getting hot, you're going to want to throw BBQs, right? Hopefully they're socially distanced, everyone is responsible and wearing a mask, and all you motherfuckers got COVID tested prior. Got you some ribs for $2.89 a pound. You want some of them dim sum ribs? Them itty bitty, little tiny cuts of ribs? Small just like your feelings when your ex left you? $3.59 a pound. You been going through a rough time and need an ear to listen to you. $3.39/lb for pig ears buddy, say more. If you been fucking with feet and chicken and duck feet don't cut it, do it like J. Cole "so big it's like a foot is in yo' mouth" cause I got pre-cut pig trotters for $1.49 a pound. Oh, you deadass want the whole foot in your mouth? Weird, but we're being open-minded here: whole uncut pig trotters at $1.79/lb.
BEEF. Let me guess: you haven't gotten enough foul language from this post and need a better tongue lashing? You filthy, sick, sorry, piece of shit. Beef tongues will run you $6.99 a pound. Or you want to boss up, but instead of being bad and boujee, you've been sad and boujee cause of COVID. Well, fear not, cause with femur bones at $1.95/lb, you can split them right down the fucking middle to get to that sweet, sweet, succulent marrow and feel like you're out brunching, spending $80 you don't have for a meal you can't afford to flex on hoes you couldn't really give less of a shit about. What's that? Pig trotters don't cut it? You trying to deepthroat the shit? I mean, do mama proud I guess. I got beef trotters/feet at $1.89 a pound. I mean, with skills like that, why you even buying from me? You belong on the yacht of some old rich man. But do you. Oh what's that? Your girl says your stroke game shit and you falling short of getting up in her guts? No fix for that, sorry, but you can cop honeycomb tripe or stomach at $3.39 a pound and know for a fact you can absolutely beat the ever living fuck out of these guts. You trying to fuck with flank steaks? $7.45 my guy. New York Strip? $8.99. T-Bone? $7.99. My bone? Ten camels. Where my Jamaicans at? Waa gwaan? I know oxtail is AT LEAST $6.75/lb where you’re at. We have them on deck for $5.99/lb.
Or maybe you’re a rapper. You’re on SoundCloud pushing music and living out your mama’s crib. No shame, it’s rough out here King. Want to know how to really blow up? What did Eminem call himself in 8 Mile? That’s right, B-Rabbit. And you know what I got? Rabbit for $4.69 a pound. You are what you eat man. I’m not saying that eating rabbit will immediately blow your rap career the fuck up and give you the lyrical genius of Eminem, but I’m not saying it won’t either. For less than $5 a pound, you really gonna chance it? What if the other rappers cop it and you don’t and they blow up? Don’t get left behind my guy. You a King and King’s gotta do what they don’t want to do sometimes for the betterment of the folks. And the folks want to hear your music.
Or maybe rabbit not your thing. You right, it’s too lean and lacks fat. Eat too much rabbit and nothing else and you’ll starve your body of fat. So how about goat? You want to be the GOAT, don’t you? Reddit’s even got a badge for it. If you want to be the Goat, guess what you gotta do? That’s fucking right, you are what you eat and here I am, your fucking pusher man for goat.
You're fancy and trying to be boujee. Let me guess: lamb? Say less, I got you that bonjour hon hon hon rack of of lamb chops. Want a quarter of lamb? Got that too. All you gotta do is ask.
I'm not going to really keep going down the list. You get the idea. I work at a fucking meat shop, I'm going to sell meat. I sell wholesale to restaurants and retail to walk-in folks. It's a pretty simple fucking concept. Is our meat fresh? As fresh as, if not more so, than any large chain due to constant turn over on wholesale side.
Why are our prices so low? Because we're a small mom-and-pop brick and mortar shop. We're located in Chinatown. Ever heard of FUBU? Same concept: we're built by Chinese immigrants, for Chinese immigrants. Unfortunately, the Chinese population in NYC is one of, if not THE poorest communities we have. Raising prices will price out the community and jack the reason why we're even here: to feed the community. This also means that our margins are fucked, but we're making it work. Yes, we look janky asf. I know, we're not "modern" and our aesthetic looks like some tossed together shit from the 60's. Shit, our band saw is from the 80's. But we're clean, we're sanitary, we pass all health standards and inspections, and we're doing our fucking best. We're literally the definition of "no frills." To hear some say it, we'd be considered ghetto. I prefer the term resourceful, so fuck you.
Because we're local and serve local, we only accept cash, EBT, SNAP, and debit. We don't do credit. Venmo is u/FourSevenDivisionStreetTrading. PSA as the last one: if you think you can roll up to squeeze us, find out if you're a better shot than I am. Not my job to judge your life choices, but I will send you to someone who will.
I'm the only person here that is fluent in English, so unless you're feeling real brave about pointing at shit and figuring it out, you speak a dialect, know how to read Chinese, or know what cut you're looking for, come on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons (02:00pm - 06:30pm) since that's when I'm directly on the floor. If you're a restaurant and you're looking to keep overhead low, PM me, I'll work something out with you.
Our location is: 47 Division Street Ground Floor New York, NY 10002 B/D to Grand Street, F to East Broadway
Our hours are: Monday - Saturday 0800am - 0630pm
23JUL2020 0323AM Edit: Added beef and lamb, added venmo acc, schedule and times.
25JUL2020 0015AM Edit: Changed schedule to add in Saturday.
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Oct 11 2020
Cheap Meat Guy Scammed the Fuck Out Ya'll
Title says it all.
TL;DR: if you the free food and meals provided by the city conflict with your diet, etc, send me a PM with the title Groceries, \insert borough, insert neighborhood\** and I’ll hook you up with some meat.
Context, second post: https://www.reddit.com/nyc/comments/hvxiku/cheap_meat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I, Cheap Meat Guy, scammed the fuck out you all. I have hoodwinked a great many of you, in a slightly more elaborate and grandiose "Let me hold a dollar" or the "You listen to music?" scheme. I appreciate my vacation, paid for courtesy of ya'll. I am currently in Mar del Plata, Argentina, enjoying my delicious alcoholic beverages and tiny little triangle cut Ojo de Bife sandwiches. I am in nothing but a bright neon yellow 3M reflective speedo with a 24k gold chain around my neck. Bruno Mars’ 24K Magic and Finesse are playing in the background and I am fucking feeling myself. I have never felt more opulent or lavish. 2020 has been a rough year. I deserve this.
So no fucking shit, obviously I didn't scam you all. Many of ya'll have seen my face. I'm not trying to get caught slacking one day and get hit with a "Yo, you cheap meats?" and get rocked by fifteen people wielding massive frozen pork chops and Iberian hams, followed by me on the floor looking real bad, only to eat a bunch of fucking Timbs. But I just wanted to announce something. Also: my fault for not responding to all the messages and comments and shit; I’ve been working around the clock and getting fucking spanked by the work load. Being the only person who has some type of command of the English language means, you guessed it, I’m doing all the shit that’s in English. All the shit that’s done with computers. Working the floor, cutting the meat, prepping the orders, moving all the damn boxes. You see the dudes pushing handtrucks in Chinatown with boxes of shit on it? Come to Chinatown early enough and you’ll catch me being one of those dudes. See that ugly ass truck on google maps when you look us up? Come early enough and you’ll see me loading that truck. I’m more stressed than Ted Cruz trying to mack on a pornstar over twitter, gaining a fuck ton of weight cause I’m drinking and eating like shit, and just over all a piece of shit. My b.
Here's the run down:
First off, on the real, what the fuck. Second of all, what, and I can't stress this enough, the absolute fuck. All you salty shits raised some serious fucking bank. My phone went off often and frequently enough the first few days from Venmo notifications that if I wanted to, I could have used it as a damn vibrator on my balls. For OPSEC, I’m not going to disclose exactly how much was Venmo’d, but just know that for a minute I felt like I would be able to treat myself to some Starbucks while Tyga’s Rack City played in the background, so you know that’s money. But all you fuckers Venmo'd me bank WITHOUT KNOWING WHO THE FUCK I AM OR BUYING ANYTHING, which blows my mind*.* Me, some random guy who curses a lot and talks shit like I'm a 6'17" guy who wears cooked to hell black high top AF1's and got two pistols by my side. Some of ya'll have met and seen me and know for a fact that I am most definitely not 6' fucking anything. Makes me feel as though I should start an OnlyFan's or Premium Snapchat. But seriously, what the fuck. For those that are willing to do the math, it was over twenty million Schrute Bucks.
There were a couple donations that stated they were there to keep the business open, to be shared among the employees, or for me to treat myself. An executive decision was made: every single dollar that we received (aside from those that were used for retail purchases) will be spent on those that need aid the most. While we as a business are hurting, there are still those that are less fortunate than us.
First and foremost, the City has done an amazing job in providing for folks. If you’re hurting and straight broke with no cultural, dietary, or any other limitations/restrictions, peep these sites for food security:
https://dsny.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappvieweindex.html?id=35901167a9d84fb0a2e0672d344f176f
https://www.google.com/maps/d0/viewer?mid=1uVjjVxXfLFU4R6V7qjXXRoxCy-IwfMSP&ll=40.711199875063635%2C-73.99326878216021&z=15
Shits is free. No questions asked, take as much as you want. If you broke and you not taking advantage of this, you got some problems my guy. Extreme intelligence not being one of them.
Having said the above, I’ve tried the meals myself and I believe they are not as culturally sensitive as they should be in a city that is as culturally and ethnically diverse as we are, and particularly suck ass if you’re lactose intolerant, as most Asian seniors are. Shitting your brains out at any age is not pleasant, and I’m going to assume that doing so when you’re 70-plus with a weak pelvic floor is doubly more so. I'm currently working with a few local organizations that cater specifically to seniors within the Asian community (26% of the Asian community in NYC live at or below the poverty level, with the percentage being higher when we focus on seniors) who provide either free meals, groceries, or both for them. I think having the option to cook their own meals provides them with some semblance of normalcy, independence, and most of all, dignity.
So on some real shit: thank you all. A lot of the funds have already been used, but because the funds were raised from Reddit, I believe it's only fair that I give back to the reddit community, so I saved some with this in mind specifically.
I am aiming to provide 70 households from Reddit within NYC with the options of:
- Someone with a vehicle to accommodate and transport
Did I just ask for free labor? Yes, I did. Because choosingbeggars. But yo, the fucking groceries are for free. I’m trying to give back to Redditors in NYC and I’m hoping that some folks will step up and do the thing Zhu Li. Like I said, we’re a little pressed on personnel. Given that we’re still dealing with Rona, those that are willing to help out with this task will be given face masks.
So what’s the criteria for you to receive these groceries? Someone that is sensitive or unable to consume the free food provided by the city, whether it be conflicting with them culturally/religiously/whereverthefuckly. I know families with kids currently enrolled in NYC Public schools get $420/child in assistance via P-EBT, but if that’s not enough, I’m your guy. Also, if you have a child enrolled in public school and you don’t know what I’m talking about with the $420, I highly suggest you sign the fuck up for P-EBT:
https://otda.ny.gov/SNAP-COVID-19/Frequently-Asked-Questions-Pandemic-EBT.asp
However, the ideal candidate would be someone or a family/household that don’t qualify for any or limited assistance. The elderly come to mind, where many rely solely on their social security to get by, as well as immigrants who don’t speak English and rely on their children to translate shit for them and don't qual for benefits, or immigrants who don’t have children and are just hustling like fuck to make it happen on their own. I’m mostly thinking of communities historically disenfranchised, but it’s really a free for all. At the end of the day, this shit is honor code, so no one is going to check your finances. If you decided to be a dickhead and finesse this, it’s on you to explain to your maker why you literally took food out the hands of those who are less fortunate. I will also hope you get drop kicked in the kidneys by a Kangaroo spontaneously the one time you decide to hang out in Central Park. And that at some point, you fall asleep on the MTA and some hobo jerks off and nuts on you, catching you square on the forehead. Better yet, I hope it happens on your morning commute to work, on a Monday, so your whole week fucked. Take a power nap at 0830 in the morning, wake up at 0834 cause a bum busted on your forehead, slightly to the left and right above your eyebrow so it drips onto your eyelashes and grazes your lips as it drips down. The day ain’t even start yet and it’s already fucked up and completely gone, and now you got a bum bump developing for the rest of the week. All that for ten pounds of chicken drums. Talk about a shit ROI. wallstreebets anyone?
I digress.
If you trying to get the groceries, send me a PM with the title Groceries, option, \insert borough, insert neighborhood\**
If you’re a MVP and trying to help me out with the pick up, splitting and bagging, delivering, etc, PM with the title Grocery Help, DriveLocation/Food handling (choose whatever role you can fulfill)
I would like to continue being able to do this, so shameless plug: our venmo is still the same and hasn’t changed u/FourSevenDivisionStreetTrading.
Oh! And we started an IG acc! Again, shameless plug: 47_division_st_trading_inc
So yea, that’s about it ya’ll.
Keep it real, be good to each other, be nice to your parents, your neighbors, give you pets extra scritches, and most of all, be kind to yourself if you going through it, cause for real, 2020 is really blowing ours.
Edit: added a TL;DR, IG handle, context with link to second post
Oct 20 2020
Free Groceries for Those in Need
Context: Initial post that was fueled by scotch and sleep deprivation New post that isn't fueled as much with scotch and sleep deprivation as the previous, so should be a bit more coherent and easier to understand.
No TL;DR cause fuck you. I'm giving out free fucking groceries. Read the fucking post.
I put up a post and surprisingly didn't receive any PMs requesting groceries, so here I am again.
I am aiming to provide 70 households from Reddit within NYC with the options of:
A) Ten lbs. of drumsticks B) Eight lbs. of quarter chicken legs or C) Six and a half lbs. of drum sticks with a dozen eggs
Ideal candidates are those that are unable to eat the free food provided by the city due to food sensitivity, conflicts of religion, culture, health reasons, etc.1 This is aimed to help those that are seriously in need of assistance, with a heavy preference given to the elderly, young students, immigrants, folks that don't quality for any or limited assistance, etc. Communities that have historically been disfranchised, you get the idea. Families that have children enrolled in NYC public schools should be receiving $420/child/month for food2. If the aid is still not enough, I'm your guy. While this is geared towards Redditors, if you know someone that isn't on Reddit but is also really struggling, shoot me a PM with their info. This is going by honor code for everyone, so square up with your maker on your own time.
If you're trying to get groceries, send me a PM with the title "Groceries, insert borough, insert neighborhood, insert which option"
In order for this to work, I'm going to ask for some assistance from the Reddit community. Due to the limited space of our shop, I am not going to have folks congregate at the business trying to pick up their orders. That being said, I need a couple of Redditors with the means come and pick up the bulk orders, however many of which type that will be, and prepare and segregate the orders off premise. Logistically, this means:
- Someone/s with a vehicle to accommodate and transport o 700lbs of drums, or o 560lbs of quarter chicken legs, or o 455lbs of drums and 70 dozen eggs, or o Most likely some combination of all three - A clean space/location to prepare these orders, ideally commercial - Folks who have a food handling certificate to prepare the orders - Someone/s with a vehicle to accommodate and deliver the orders to whoever needs them
I am asking for volunteers and free labor because I'm broke as shit and I'm unable to make this happen on my own, within my own means, otherwise I wouldn't be asking for assistance in the first place. Volunteers will be provided face masks.
If you’re a MVP and trying to help me out with the pick up, splitting and bagging, delivering, etc., PM with the title Grocery Help, DriveLocation/Food handling (choose whatever role you can fulfill)
I would like to continue being able to do this, so shameless plug: our Venmo is still the same and hasn’t changed @ FourSevenDivisionStreetTrading.
We also now have an IG: 47_Division_Street_Trading_Inc
Resources:
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March 15 2020
PSA for folks worried about how they’ll eat during this time
TL;DR at bottom.
This is the first post I’ve ever put up on Reddit, so excuse me if this shit jankey asf, or in the wrong place. A comment I left on someone’s post received some really good feedback, so I figured there would be other folks who might be experiencing a rough time as well, so here I am being proactive.
As we all know, COVID-19 is fucking shit up. Most folks are working from home, but that’s generally for folks working white collar jobs with job security, which a fuckton of NYC heads don’t have. Folks in the service industry don’t get paid if they don’t work, so there’s no “I’m going to WFH and bus my own fucking table” or “Let me make that drink for you bud” in ya own kitchen for ya cat. So money is tight for some of y’all. And I get it. I’ve been in that position before, shit sucks and gurgles donkey dick. So here’s my PSA:
I help run a wholesale/retail meat shop in NYC, specifically the LES, in Chinatown. I’m open, cause how else is everyone going to eat and cook at home? Just as I told someone before, I’ll say the same thing here: $10 will get you something like 13 pounds of chicken drumsticks, plus a dozen eggs. Don’t like drum sticks? Fine, get something else, our prices are lower than your GPA and your parents’ expectations for you. We don’t sell rice, but a 20lb bag of rice runs like $25 bucks in our area and if you ask, I’ll tell you exactly where to go. Our location is:
47 DIVISION STREET GROUND FLOOR NEW YORK, NY 10002
B/D to Grand Street, F to East Broadway
Now you might say some shit like “this is a shameless cash grab, etc.” And you know what my response is to that?
What the fuck are you talking about, and you can suck my fucking ass. I’m not going to get rich making ten bucks off 13 pounds of drumsticks and a dozen eggs (if we even have anymore). This is for folks that are hurting real bad or just plain about to fucking be put out cause $10 is all they have. If I was trying to get rich, being the local pig boy is obviously not the right trade to get into, now is it.
For those that also see this and start scheming on if you can roll up on my spot and try to make me run my pockets for $10: come and find out whether or not you have a first class ticket to meet God, express lane. Or just come and tell me you want to shoot the fair one for fun, I’ll oblige too.
If you have a healthy savings account, please don’t come to my shop at this time. If you’re stocked up and can weather a self quarantine, again, please don’t come to my shop at this time. I’d appreciate the business during a more normal period of time, but as of now, it’s geared towards my fellow NYers who are most at risk due to their economic situation. I have a limited supply of produce and I’d like to give us all a fighting chance.
In this time of great uncertainty and fear, we New Yorkers must stand together and be each other’s keepers. Take care of your folks, your neighbors, each other. We’ve weathered 9/11 together, Superstorm Sandy, shit, the fucking 2016 election, and this too will be something that we will weather and emerge victorious from.
TL;DR: if you’re a poor fuck and worried about how you will eat during COVID-19, come hither you poor child, for I have wares for cheap. But for real, give me $10 and I will feed you for a week.
47 Division Street Ground Floor New York, NY 10002
B/D to Grand Street, F to East Broadway
——————————————————————— Edit: figured it should be said, but for those that might not be aware: because we cater to a low income demographic already, we accept EBT, cash, and debit card. We don’t accept credit. This is what something like 90% of people with rocky income use, so that’s what we’ve gone with.
02Edit: I've been reached out to by a number of people about a possible pay it forward program/scheme/initiative. I thank you and commend ya'll for coming together to help those in need. I'm trying to get in touch with some folks or organization that do grocery shopping/meal prep for the elderly/folks that are most at risk and can't do it themselves. I'd like to use those funds to provide the supplies for cooking and shit at cost. If I can't get in touch with some folks, I'll start a Facebook group/some other jankey shit to better coordinate based on geographical location and have it vertically integrated into the business. Will set up a venmo or something later in the day. Also: we're located in Chinatown, so don't gawk and be surprised if you see shit like chicken feet, pork and beef trotters, and the like. Welcome to eating head to tail.
Thanks for the feedback.
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UPDATE- Getting a lot of push back from my wholesalers and suppliers; they're rationing our orders. Everybody is short. Doing my best to get more orders from source, but jesus fuck the prices are being gouged the fuck out rn. Will keep trying to keep everything affordable to everyone.
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02UPDATE 18MAR2020-
I created a Venmo. The handle is Sleepyli-LocalPigBoy Avatar should be a pissed off cat.
All transactions will be public. For those that use cash for the pay it forward as the lady with the nice glasses and vans did today, I have a repurposed envelope that I will insert the money in and deduct for orders going out. Trying to do this as legit as possible, with logs of each transaction so mfs don’t come at me like I’m a mega church asking for donations to buy me a jet. Let your poor and broke ass friends know that they don’t need to starve in times like this.
Also: Due to whatever issues are being had further up the supply chain, same as my first update: supplies are getting tight and assholes are beginning to capitalize on it. $10 will no longer get you what was originally offered unfortunately: it’ll get you 7lbs of drumsticks and a dozen eggs now.
Eggs are climbing up and drumsticks are getting fucking stupid. I received two cases today. I ordered 40. They deadass rationing everybody, with jacked prices. I’m sorry, but I’m raising prices to literally break even. My salary is currently on hold cause I can afford it, but others can’t.
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03UPDATE 25AUG2020-
Old Venmo has been deleted. New Venmo is: FourSevenDivisionStreetTrading
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July 22 2020
Cheap Meat
Not sure if this is allowed, but fuck it, we're hurting and desperate times create desperate people who do desperate things.
TL;DR: Local butcher shop with cheap prices. Trying to keep afloat and keep folks fed. Address at bottom.
Sup ya'll, it's your favorite local meat boy (for those that don’t get it, here's my first post: original NYC meat boy post).
Despite COVID cases in NYC having dropped a fair amount, a lot of businesses that have opened up aren't doing so hot, and still some are not going to open up ever again. While there's unemployment insurance for individuals, there really isn't much for small local businesses. I also know that the pandemic boost for UI is about to run out end of month, so if you're sweating about how you're going to eat, I got you.
Most of America's economy began to feel the effects of The Rona around March of this year, but businesses located in Chinatown were fucked as early as January. America's reporting on COVID centered around China being the bad guy, which trends to loop all Asian Americans as "others" and "not really American." Chinese businesses tanked and hate crimes shot up. People within the community began their own self-imposed quarantine due to increased fear of being caught slacking by some racist fuckstick. Then came the formal lock down in March, which really flipped us over, bent us over the couch for good leverage, and fucked us deep and hard. At the time of 14JUNE2020, less than half of Chinatown's restaurants are open, and less than a third of total businesses are open (Bloomberg article supporting claim). Most funds meant as relief for small businesses got snagged by large corporations. And now all the SMEs are floundering. As of now, the end of July, still less than a third of Chinatown businesses have opened up, especially since most of them couldn't apply for any assistance due to language barriers.
So again, here I am peddling my wares. I also have $9.75 left from someone that wanted to pay it forward earlier in the year for what it’s worth.
We’re a small local meat shop. A butcher shop. A boutique culinary protein throwback to simpler times. Whatever the fuck you want to call it. We sell meat. You get the idea. Our prices are real fucking low. Lower than your self esteem. Lower than what your parents think of you. And that’s a good thing. Cause you like cheap things, you cheap fuck. Save all the money you can. While I can’t guarantee that we’re the cheapest you’ve ever seen, I can guarantee that we’ll be top five in cheapest prices in NYC.
What do you want? Cause more likely than not, we got that shit.
POULTRY. We got all kinds of birds. Chicken, silkies, qual, squab, duck, goose, stewing hens. Fuck you want? Still debating on whether drums or mid’s are better with your friends? Fuck around and cop a pound of each for under $5 per person: mid-wings are $3.89 a pound, drums are back to $.69/lb. Want more meat? Fine. A whole ass chicken leg and thigh, $.89/lb. You fuck with feet? It’s 2020, more power to you my guy. Chicken feet stands at $1.69/lb, duck feet at $1.49/lb. You into titties? Of course you're into titties: chicken breast coming in hot at $4.95 for a 2.2lb net weight bag. Into retirees and GILFs? All you Jack Black: Stewing Hens are two for $5.95. Haven’t gotten neck and head in a hot minute cause of COVID, or your Tinder and Hinge profile is just that basura? Say less: duck heads and necks at $1.39/lb. Into spawn kill? My guy: we got a dozen eggs for $2.95, 30 pack for $6.50. Duck eggs, six for $3.95.
PORK. My man, let me tell you something. You fuck with pork chops? Even if you don't, for $2.39/lb, you fuck with pork chops. We got tenderloins for $3.19/lb. Bones for stock? $.99/lb. Let me guess, you miss eating authentic char siu over rice with the sauce from Chinatown. At $2.69/lb for char siu meat, you can afford to fuck up three times and still come out ahead instead of buying it from a restaurant. Since it's getting hot, you're going to want to throw BBQs, right? Hopefully they're socially distanced, everyone is responsible and wearing a mask, and all you motherfuckers got COVID tested prior. Got you some ribs for $2.89 a pound. You want some of them dim sum ribs? Them itty bitty, little tiny cuts of ribs? Small just like your feelings when your ex left you? $3.59 a pound. You been going through a rough time and need an ear to listen to you. $3.39/lb for pig ears buddy, say more. If you been fucking with feet and chicken and duck feet don't cut it, do it like J. Cole "so big it's like a foot is in yo' mouth" cause I got pre-cut pig trotters for $1.49 a pound. Oh, you deadass want the whole foot in your mouth? Weird, but we're being open-minded here: whole uncut pig trotters at $1.79/lb.
BEEF. Let me guess: you haven't gotten enough foul language from this post and need a better tongue lashing? You filthy, sick, sorry, piece of shit. Beef tongues will run you $6.99 a pound. Or you want to boss up, but instead of being bad and boujee, you've been sad and boujee cause of COVID. Well, fear not, cause with femur bones at $1.95/lb, you can split them right down the fucking middle to get to that sweet, sweet, succulent marrow and feel like you're out brunching, spending $80 you don't have for a meal you can't afford to flex on hoes you couldn't really give less of a shit about. What's that? Pig trotters don't cut it? You trying to deepthroat the shit? I mean, do mama proud I guess. I got beef trotters/feet at $1.89 a pound. I mean, with skills like that, why you even buying from me? You belong on the yacht of some old rich man. But do you. Oh what's that? Your girl says your stroke game shit and you falling short of getting up in her guts? No fix for that, sorry, but you can cop honeycomb tripe or stomach at $3.39 a pound and know for a fact you can absolutely beat the ever living fuck out of these guts. You trying to fuck with flank steaks? $7.45 my guy. New York Strip? $8.99. T-Bone? $7.99. My bone? Ten camels. Where my Jamaicans at? Waa gwaan? I know oxtail is AT LEAST $6.75/lb where you’re at. We have them on deck for $5.99/lb.
Or maybe you’re a rapper. You’re on SoundCloud pushing music and living out your mama’s crib. No shame, it’s rough out here King. Want to know how to really blow up? What did Eminem call himself in 8 Mile? That’s right, B-Rabbit. And you know what I got? Rabbit for $4.69 a pound. You are what you eat man. I’m not saying that eating rabbit will immediately blow your rap career the fuck up and give you the lyrical genius of Eminem, but I’m not saying it won’t either. For less than $5 a pound, you really gonna chance it? What if the other rappers cop it and you don’t and they blow up? Don’t get left behind my guy. You a King and King’s gotta do what they don’t want to do sometimes for the betterment of the folks. And the folks want to hear your music.
Or maybe rabbit not your thing. You right, it’s too lean and lacks fat. Eat too much rabbit and nothing else and you’ll starve your body of fat. So how about goat? You want to be the GOAT, don’t you? Reddit’s even got a badge for it. If you want to be the Goat, guess what you gotta do? That’s fucking right, you are what you eat and here I am, your fucking pusher man for goat.
You're fancy and trying to be boujee. Let me guess: lamb? Say less, I got you that bonjour hon hon hon rack of of lamb chops. Want a quarter of lamb? Got that too. All you gotta do is ask.
I'm not going to really keep going down the list. You get the idea. I work at a fucking meat shop, I'm going to sell meat. I sell wholesale to restaurants and retail to walk-in folks. It's a pretty simple fucking concept. Is our meat fresh? As fresh as, if not more so, than any large chain due to constant turn over on wholesale side.
Why are our prices so low? Because we're a small mom-and-pop brick and mortar shop. We're located in Chinatown. Ever heard of FUBU? Same concept: we're built by Chinese immigrants, for Chinese immigrants. Unfortunately, the Chinese population in NYC is one of, if not THE poorest communities we have. Raising prices will price out the community and jack the reason why we're even here: to feed the community. This also means that our margins are fucked, but we're making it work. Yes, we look janky asf. I know, we're not "modern" and our aesthetic looks like some tossed together shit from the 60's. Shit, our band saw is from the 80's. But we're clean, we're sanitary, we pass all health standards and inspections, and we're doing our fucking best. We're literally the definition of "no frills." To hear some say it, we'd be considered ghetto. I prefer the term resourceful, so fuck you.
Because we're local and serve local, we only accept cash, EBT, SNAP, and debit. We don't do credit. Venmo is u/FourSevenDivisionStreetTrading. PSA as the last one: if you think you can roll up to squeeze us, find out if you're a better shot than I am. Not my job to judge your life choices, but I will send you to someone who will.
I'm the only person here that is fluent in English, so unless you're feeling real brave about pointing at shit and figuring it out, you speak a dialect, know how to read Chinese, or know what cut you're looking for, come on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons (02:00pm - 06:30pm) since that's when I'm directly on the floor. If you're a restaurant and you're looking to keep overhead low, PM me, I'll work something out with you.
Our location is: 47 Division Street Ground Floor New York, NY 10002 B/D to Grand Street, F to East Broadway
Our hours are: Monday - Saturday 0800am - 0630pm
23JUL2020 0323AM Edit: Added beef and lamb, added venmo acc, schedule and times.
25JUL2020 0015AM Edit: Changed schedule to add in Saturday.
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Oct 11 2020
Cheap Meat Guy Scammed the Fuck Out Ya'll
Title says it all.
TL;DR: if you the free food and meals provided by the city conflict with your diet, etc, send me a PM with the title Groceries, \insert borough, insert neighborhood\** and I’ll hook you up with some meat.
Context, second post: https://www.reddit.com/nyc/comments/hvxiku/cheap_meat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I, Cheap Meat Guy, scammed the fuck out you all. I have hoodwinked a great many of you, in a slightly more elaborate and grandiose "Let me hold a dollar" or the "You listen to music?" scheme. I appreciate my vacation, paid for courtesy of ya'll. I am currently in Mar del Plata, Argentina, enjoying my delicious alcoholic beverages and tiny little triangle cut Ojo de Bife sandwiches. I am in nothing but a bright neon yellow 3M reflective speedo with a 24k gold chain around my neck. Bruno Mars’ 24K Magic and Finesse are playing in the background and I am fucking feeling myself. I have never felt more opulent or lavish. 2020 has been a rough year. I deserve this.
So no fucking shit, obviously I didn't scam you all. Many of ya'll have seen my face. I'm not trying to get caught slacking one day and get hit with a "Yo, you cheap meats?" and get rocked by fifteen people wielding massive frozen pork chops and Iberian hams, followed by me on the floor looking real bad, only to eat a bunch of fucking Timbs. But I just wanted to announce something. Also: my fault for not responding to all the messages and comments and shit; I’ve been working around the clock and getting fucking spanked by the work load. Being the only person who has some type of command of the English language means, you guessed it, I’m doing all the shit that’s in English. All the shit that’s done with computers. Working the floor, cutting the meat, prepping the orders, moving all the damn boxes. You see the dudes pushing handtrucks in Chinatown with boxes of shit on it? Come to Chinatown early enough and you’ll catch me being one of those dudes. See that ugly ass truck on google maps when you look us up? Come early enough and you’ll see me loading that truck. I’m more stressed than Ted Cruz trying to mack on a pornstar over twitter, gaining a fuck ton of weight cause I’m drinking and eating like shit, and just over all a piece of shit. My b.
Here's the run down:
First off, on the real, what the fuck. Second of all, what, and I can't stress this enough, the absolute fuck. All you salty shits raised some serious fucking bank. My phone went off often and frequently enough the first few days from Venmo notifications that if I wanted to, I could have used it as a damn vibrator on my balls. For OPSEC, I’m not going to disclose exactly how much was Venmo’d, but just know that for a minute I felt like I would be able to treat myself to some Starbucks while Tyga’s Rack City played in the background, so you know that’s money. But all you fuckers Venmo'd me bank WITHOUT KNOWING WHO THE FUCK I AM OR BUYING ANYTHING, which blows my mind*.* Me, some random guy who curses a lot and talks shit like I'm a 6'17" guy who wears cooked to hell black high top AF1's and got two pistols by my side. Some of ya'll have met and seen me and know for a fact that I am most definitely not 6' fucking anything. Makes me feel as though I should start an OnlyFan's or Premium Snapchat. But seriously, what the fuck. For those that are willing to do the math, it was over twenty million Schrute Bucks.
There were a couple donations that stated they were there to keep the business open, to be shared among the employees, or for me to treat myself. An executive decision was made: every single dollar that we received (aside from those that were used for retail purchases) will be spent on those that need aid the most. While we as a business are hurting, there are still those that are less fortunate than us.
First and foremost, the City has done an amazing job in providing for folks. If you’re hurting and straight broke with no cultural, dietary, or any other limitations/restrictions, peep these sites for food security:
https://dsny.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappvieweindex.html?id=35901167a9d84fb0a2e0672d344f176f
https://www.google.com/maps/d0/viewer?mid=1uVjjVxXfLFU4R6V7qjXXRoxCy-IwfMSP&ll=40.711199875063635%2C-73.99326878216021&z=15
Shits is free. No questions asked, take as much as you want. If you broke and you not taking advantage of this, you got some problems my guy. Extreme intelligence not being one of them.
Having said the above, I’ve tried the meals myself and I believe they are not as culturally sensitive as they should be in a city that is as culturally and ethnically diverse as we are, and particularly suck ass if you’re lactose intolerant, as most Asian seniors are. Shitting your brains out at any age is not pleasant, and I’m going to assume that doing so when you’re 70-plus with a weak pelvic floor is doubly more so. I'm currently working with a few local organizations that cater specifically to seniors within the Asian community (26% of the Asian community in NYC live at or below the poverty level, with the percentage being higher when we focus on seniors) who provide either free meals, groceries, or both for them. I think having the option to cook their own meals provides them with some semblance of normalcy, independence, and most of all, dignity.
So on some real shit: thank you all. A lot of the funds have already been used, but because the funds were raised from Reddit, I believe it's only fair that I give back to the reddit community, so I saved some with this in mind specifically.
I am aiming to provide 70 households from Reddit within NYC with the options of:
- Ten lbs of drumsticks
- Eight lbs of quarter chicken legs or
- Six and a half lbs of drum sticks with a dozen eggs
- Someone with a vehicle to accommodate and transport
- 700lbs of drums, or
- 560lbs of quarter chicken legs, or
- 455lbs of drums and 70 dozen eggs, or
- Most likely some combination of all three
Did I just ask for free labor? Yes, I did. Because choosingbeggars. But yo, the fucking groceries are for free. I’m trying to give back to Redditors in NYC and I’m hoping that some folks will step up and do the thing Zhu Li. Like I said, we’re a little pressed on personnel. Given that we’re still dealing with Rona, those that are willing to help out with this task will be given face masks.
So what’s the criteria for you to receive these groceries? Someone that is sensitive or unable to consume the free food provided by the city, whether it be conflicting with them culturally/religiously/whereverthefuckly. I know families with kids currently enrolled in NYC Public schools get $420/child in assistance via P-EBT, but if that’s not enough, I’m your guy. Also, if you have a child enrolled in public school and you don’t know what I’m talking about with the $420, I highly suggest you sign the fuck up for P-EBT:
https://otda.ny.gov/SNAP-COVID-19/Frequently-Asked-Questions-Pandemic-EBT.asp
However, the ideal candidate would be someone or a family/household that don’t qualify for any or limited assistance. The elderly come to mind, where many rely solely on their social security to get by, as well as immigrants who don’t speak English and rely on their children to translate shit for them and don't qual for benefits, or immigrants who don’t have children and are just hustling like fuck to make it happen on their own. I’m mostly thinking of communities historically disenfranchised, but it’s really a free for all. At the end of the day, this shit is honor code, so no one is going to check your finances. If you decided to be a dickhead and finesse this, it’s on you to explain to your maker why you literally took food out the hands of those who are less fortunate. I will also hope you get drop kicked in the kidneys by a Kangaroo spontaneously the one time you decide to hang out in Central Park. And that at some point, you fall asleep on the MTA and some hobo jerks off and nuts on you, catching you square on the forehead. Better yet, I hope it happens on your morning commute to work, on a Monday, so your whole week fucked. Take a power nap at 0830 in the morning, wake up at 0834 cause a bum busted on your forehead, slightly to the left and right above your eyebrow so it drips onto your eyelashes and grazes your lips as it drips down. The day ain’t even start yet and it’s already fucked up and completely gone, and now you got a bum bump developing for the rest of the week. All that for ten pounds of chicken drums. Talk about a shit ROI. wallstreebets anyone?
I digress.
If you trying to get the groceries, send me a PM with the title Groceries, option, \insert borough, insert neighborhood\**
If you’re a MVP and trying to help me out with the pick up, splitting and bagging, delivering, etc, PM with the title Grocery Help, DriveLocation/Food handling (choose whatever role you can fulfill)
I would like to continue being able to do this, so shameless plug: our venmo is still the same and hasn’t changed u/FourSevenDivisionStreetTrading.
Oh! And we started an IG acc! Again, shameless plug: 47_division_st_trading_inc
So yea, that’s about it ya’ll.
Keep it real, be good to each other, be nice to your parents, your neighbors, give you pets extra scritches, and most of all, be kind to yourself if you going through it, cause for real, 2020 is really blowing ours.
Edit: added a TL;DR, IG handle, context with link to second post
Oct 20 2020
Free Groceries for Those in Need
Context: Initial post that was fueled by scotch and sleep deprivation New post that isn't fueled as much with scotch and sleep deprivation as the previous, so should be a bit more coherent and easier to understand.
No TL;DR cause fuck you. I'm giving out free fucking groceries. Read the fucking post.
I put up a post and surprisingly didn't receive any PMs requesting groceries, so here I am again.
I am aiming to provide 70 households from Reddit within NYC with the options of:
A) Ten lbs. of drumsticks B) Eight lbs. of quarter chicken legs or C) Six and a half lbs. of drum sticks with a dozen eggs
Ideal candidates are those that are unable to eat the free food provided by the city due to food sensitivity, conflicts of religion, culture, health reasons, etc.1 This is aimed to help those that are seriously in need of assistance, with a heavy preference given to the elderly, young students, immigrants, folks that don't quality for any or limited assistance, etc. Communities that have historically been disfranchised, you get the idea. Families that have children enrolled in NYC public schools should be receiving $420/child/month for food2. If the aid is still not enough, I'm your guy. While this is geared towards Redditors, if you know someone that isn't on Reddit but is also really struggling, shoot me a PM with their info. This is going by honor code for everyone, so square up with your maker on your own time.
If you're trying to get groceries, send me a PM with the title "Groceries, insert borough, insert neighborhood, insert which option"
In order for this to work, I'm going to ask for some assistance from the Reddit community. Due to the limited space of our shop, I am not going to have folks congregate at the business trying to pick up their orders. That being said, I need a couple of Redditors with the means come and pick up the bulk orders, however many of which type that will be, and prepare and segregate the orders off premise. Logistically, this means:
- Someone/s with a vehicle to accommodate and transport o 700lbs of drums, or o 560lbs of quarter chicken legs, or o 455lbs of drums and 70 dozen eggs, or o Most likely some combination of all three - A clean space/location to prepare these orders, ideally commercial - Folks who have a food handling certificate to prepare the orders - Someone/s with a vehicle to accommodate and deliver the orders to whoever needs them
I am asking for volunteers and free labor because I'm broke as shit and I'm unable to make this happen on my own, within my own means, otherwise I wouldn't be asking for assistance in the first place. Volunteers will be provided face masks.
If you’re a MVP and trying to help me out with the pick up, splitting and bagging, delivering, etc., PM with the title Grocery Help, DriveLocation/Food handling (choose whatever role you can fulfill)
I would like to continue being able to do this, so shameless plug: our Venmo is still the same and hasn’t changed @ FourSevenDivisionStreetTrading.
We also now have an IG: 47_Division_Street_Trading_Inc
Resources:
- Free food provided by the city:
- https://dsny.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappvieweindex.html?id=35901167a9d84fb0a2e0672d344f176f
- https://www.google.com/maps/d0/viewer?mid=1uVjjVxXfLFU4R6V7qjXXRoxCy-IwfMSP&ll=40.711199875063635%2C-73.99326878216021&z=15
- 2. P-EBT Assistance for every child enrolled in NYC Schools:
- https://otda.ny.gov/SNAP-COVID-19/Frequently-Asked-Questions-Pandemic-EBT.asp
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u/SleepyLi seems to be still around reddit being legendary.
2023.03.20 14:42 lowkey_jouta Gajeel Redfox vs Kevin Levin (Fairy Tail vs Ben 10) ; "Rivals of Iron"
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2023.03.20 14:10 Storm_BloomX A user mentioned that WW can also slay if she has magical abilities. So like if y'all will give her magic? what would it be? mine would be like Requip magic of Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail who can summons 100 Armors depending on situations. Perfectly suited for a S class combatant like Diana ⚔️
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2023.03.20 13:32 Catmeowmeowkitty What was the name of this animation/cartoon?
okay so f*ck this app because it deleted the whole thing since i didnt put a question mark. anyways a few years ago there was this cartoon on youtube where basically some girls went to a school, wore cloaks, got speacial powers, looked into the mirror and got their own speacial pets.
i think there were 4/5 girls although i cant remember all clearly. one of the girls had purple hair, yellow eyes, had two buns & 4 ponytails. her name was yasmin or something. her special power was to see the future and had a flying eye as a pet.
one of them had red hair & blue eyes(?) she haf goggles on the top of her head and was able to fly with a broom her pet was a pony with wings.
the last one that i remember had split color hair (black and white) and a veil in front of her eyes and a small hat. her eyes were heart shaped & i dont remember her exact power but probably gotta do smth with love. her pet was a monkey with two tails.
oh and there was also a pet where half of it was a dog and the other half was a cat.
the cartoon was similar to monster high and ever after high. my first language is not english so i apologize if there are any confusions. please help
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i think there were 4/5 girls although i cant remember all clearly. one of the girls had purple hair, yellow eyes, had two buns & 4 ponytails. her name was yasmin or something. her special power was to see the future and had a flying eye as a pet.
one of them had red hair & blue eyes(?) she haf goggles on the top of her head and was able to fly with a broom her pet was a pony with wings.
the last one that i remember had split color hair (black and white) and a veil in front of her eyes and a small hat. her eyes were heart shaped & i dont remember her exact power but probably gotta do smth with love. her pet was a monkey with two tails.
oh and there was also a pet where half of it was a dog and the other half was a cat.
the cartoon was similar to monster high and ever after high. my first language is not english so i apologize if there are any confusions. please help
2023.03.20 13:32 nerdybasketballgirl Selling DUPES ONLY for rhd/rhi or robux
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2023.03.20 13:19 Intrepid_Fun6196 M4F Long term Rp
Hello all. I’m looking for a 18+ long term semi detailed rp M4F based on a few animes. Naruto, MHA, DBZ, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Black Clover, or even a Slice of Life rp like Quintessential Quintuplets, Rent a Girlfriend Horimiya More Than a Married Couple Less Than Lovers and so on or Harry Potter Rp. I prefer for Harry Potter or the animes to be cannon characters but OCs can be negotiated. For these RPs I prefer if they were a mix of romance and adventure in order to keep things interesting and I would prefer if you could write a minimum a paragraph if possible.
Some characters I’m looking for
Naruto-Sakura, Ino, Tsunade, Kushina
MHA-Momo, Uraraka, Miriko, Midnight, Mt Lady, Mina
DBZ-Chi-Chi, Bulma, 18
One Piece-Nami, Yamato, Uta
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 | submitted by hvdhuhkkfg to kw1hd8vnn7 [link] [comments] IF YOU TAP HERE YOU WILL CUMIF YOU TAP HERE YOU WILL CUMIF YOU TAP HERE YOU WILL CUMhttps://i.redd.it/9g25tc30xvoa1.gifGreat Mom Pt. 12 The other stories by NKL13 are available on this site. Just search for the author's name and you will find them. I have posted them here because he has gone inactive on the site and many people want to read the sequels too... Note : This story is completely fictional! I went out to get the mail and my copy of the magazine I was in had finally arrived. I was very excited so I ran upstairs to show my mom. "Mom, the issue of the magazine I posed for came today! Do you wanna see it?" "Sure Tiffany, I would love to see it.” I went through it with my mom; she thought the pictures of me were very good. “Wow Tiffany, guys will be jacking off right and left when they see these. You better hide this from your brothers or if you want I will place it somewhere until you can show it to your father.” I never did find out until much later that my mom left the magazine out for my brothers to find! When I got home my mom was out but I knew my brother Ryan was home. I didn't see him anywhere down stairs so I assumed he was up in his room. I went upstairs and his door was shut, so I went into my bedroom. I closed my door, turned around and noticed that my copy of the magazine I was in was lying on my bed! I quickly grabbed it and noticed there was some piece of paper sticking out of it, marking a page or something. I thought that maybe my mom had left it there, so I opened it up, the note was right in the middle of my photo spread. The note said, 'Tiffany, these are the hottest fucking pictures I have ever seen or jacked off too! Ryan.' My jaw dropped, I couldn't believe what I just read! I couldn't believe what my brother wrote either! He saw my pictures and did he really jack off to me, his sister. I got angry, I grabbed my note and the magazine and stormed out of my room down to my brothers’ room. I didn't bother to knock, I just flung open my brothers' bedroom door and stormed in. "Ryan what the fuck..." I was stopped cold and right in mid sentence by what I saw. My brother had the magazine of me lying on his bed. He was kneeling over it, naked, stroking his cock with one hand as he turned the pages with his other. My brother looked up at me, smiled then went back to looking at my pictures as he kept jacking himself off! "Oh my god, Ryan stop! I can't believe you are jacking off to my pictures! I'm your fucking sister!" I just stood there, not able to move, this was not what I was expecting. "You are so fucking hot sis. I never knew your tits are so fucking huge!" I could have rushed to the bed and grabbed the magazine away from him but what difference would it make at this point, besides, it was turning me on watching my brother pleasuring himself. His cock was bigger than our father's. I saw that his fingers had a nice coating of pre cum all over them, his cock looked so good, hard and bright red. "Ryan, stop! Please stop...this is wrong. You shouldn't be jacking off to me...to my pictures." My brother looked up at me with incestuous lust pouring out of his eyes; "I will stop Tiffany...as soon as I cum all over your picture!" I just stood there watching my brother and I loved it! My nipples were getting hard and my pussy was tingling as well as becoming wet. I watched and listened to my brother enjoying his incestuous fantasy. "Ryan stop...what if mom came home?" "She is gone for the afternoon and Hunter is over a friends house. Oh yeah...fuck you are so hot...fuck I'm gonna cum so good." I moved closer to the bed; I wanted to get a good look at my brothers' cock erupting with his incestuous load. I made a slight grab for the magazine; my brother just moved it away a bit. "You’re my brother...you shouldn't do this...you should stop." "I'm gonna stop...in a moment...sis. Oh fuck yeah Tiffany...I'm gonna stop...fuck I'm cumming!" I watched my brother's hand moving up and down his cock at almost a blur. I watched his cock swell a bit more, I could tell it became even more rigid and then my brothers cock exploded with cum. "Watch me Tiffany...look...look I'm cumming all over you...look at my cum on your tits....fuck lets get some on your face!" My brother milked spurt after spurt of his thick, white cum out of his cock and all over my centerfold picture. He purposely spurted cum all over it, doing just as he moaned out. He sent cum splattering on my tits and my face in the picture. I couldn't believe the volume of cum that my brothers’ cock was spewing out! It was more than what my father did, part of me wanted to rush his cock and take that load in my mouth but I just stood there, frozen in incestuous lust watching my brother blowing his load all over my centerfold picture. When he finally finished, Ryan turned the magazine around to face me. "There you go sis, I stopped!" I looked down at my cum covered picture, speechless. "I can't believe you just fucking did that Ryan! You fucking jacked off in front of me and all over my picture! You are a fucking pervert!" "Look who's talking Tiffany! You stood there watching me!" "Well maybe I should tell mom and dad! Let's see what they think about you jacking off in front of me." "Oh really sis? Do they know you posed for these pictures? I wonder what they would think if I showed them this magazine?" I didn't say anything for a moment, I thought to myself my brother doesn't know that our parents OK’d me doing it. The more I thought about it I suddenly realized that my brother was trying to blackmail me. I kinda liked the idea and I was very curious to see where my brother was going to take this. So I figured I would have some fun and play along with him. "Oh no Ryan, please don't tell mom and dad! They will freak out if they see these pictures!" My brother got an incestuous look on his face, then smiled wickedly at me. "Why shouldn't I? What's in it for me?" "What do you mean Ryan? Do you know what they would do to me if they saw those pictures?" I thought to myself, our father would fuck me and even our mom would too. "Well Tiffany, if you are going to tell them I jacked off in front of you, I should show them these pictures. I know Hunter would love to see these pictures too. So if you don't want me to, then I guess you better come up with some reason why I shouldn't or something else." "Oh god Ryan...don't show the magazine to our brother. Please Ryan don't do it. I promise I won't tell them you jacked off in front of me." "Sorry sis, not good enough, you will have to do better." I noticed my brother's cock getting hard again, I had a good idea what he had in mind, probably the same thing I had in my mind. "Ryan please...I will do anything, just don't show anyone that magazine." I knew at that point that I had my brother hooked. "Anything Tiffany?" "Yes Ryan...anything." My brother got a very lustful, wicked smile on his face and he got back up on his bed. He laid down and grabbed his hard cock. "Since you stood there watching me I think you should give me a handjob Tiffany." "What! Oh my god Ryan how could you ask me that! I'm your sister!" "Ok fine Tiffany, I guess I will show the magazine to mom, dad and Hunter. It's not like I am asking you to suck my cock or to fuck me." I thought to myself not yet but I bet you will. Then I remembered what my mom told me, that if you give a guy a blowjob and swallow his load, you will have him wrapped around your finger. I smiled wickedly to myself and thought sure Ryan I will give you a hand job you will never forget. I sat down on the bed next to my brother. My brother waved his steel hard prick at me. "Come on sis grab my cock and make me cum." I slowly reached my hand out and took hold of my brothers' cock. Wow, it felt so good in my hand, hard, warm and throbbing. I slowly began to move my hand up and down it, Ryan moaned 'Mmm that’s it sis, stroke my cock." I squeezed it hard once in a while, milking out some of my brothers’ pre cum. I looked down at his cock head, watching my brothers’ pre cum oozing out of his piss slit. I glanced up at my brother; his eyes were closed as he enjoyed his incestuous, lustful thoughts. I liked my lips, I wanted to taste my brothers’ cock and I knew my brother wouldn't mind either. "Ryan...we shouldn't be doing this. It is wrong, we are brother and sister." Ryan opened his eyes and looked at me, "That's what makes it so dirty and good. Now start stroking faster, I wanna watch you make my cock spew my cum load, sis." "Can I get a better position Ryan?" "Sure Tiffany, whatever makes it easier for you to jack me off." "Ok, well lay back Ryan and close your eyes. Please, be a good brother and do what I ask." My brother looked confused, he laid back but kept his eyes open. "Don't worry Ryan, I...I promise I will make you cum." My brother closed his eyes; I gently eased myself over my brother, slipping into a 69 position. I glanced back at my brother; he still had his eyes closed. I began to stroke his cock faster, much faster. My brother let out a loud moan of incestuous pleasure. "Oh yeah...that’s the way sis. Oh fuck you know how to stroke a cock!" I looked down at my brothers’ cock; pre cum was really beginning to flow out of his piss slit. 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Revealing my C-cup breast. He stared at my chest wide eyed. He bent down and kissed my neck than the top of my breast, finally my nipple. His lips sent chilled down the right side of my body until he kissed me left and sent chills through my whole body. I smiled at and brought his lips back down to mine, his tongue finding mine again. My breast pushed against him as I found the hem of his shirt and began lifting up. Aiden pulled away from and lifted his arms so I could pull his shirt over his. I threw his shirt to the side and stared at his beautiful chest and abs. Aiden put his hand on the side of my face and leaned down kissing me again. I put my hands on his belt and unbuckled it easily pulling it out of the beltloops. My fingers were acting on there own now as if they new what to do. Grabbing his zipper and pulling it down finding his button next. I stuck my fingers in his boxers and pulled his pants and boxers down at the same time, revealing a semi-hard shaft. I got down on my knees in front of him, eye level with his member. I ran my fingers lightly down his shaft making it stand straight up. He was at least 6 and a half inches fully erect. A bit of pre-cum oozed out of the tip of his head. I stuck my tongue out and licked it. The taste wasn't great but it wasn't repulsing either. Aiden tilted his head back and shut his eyes as I stuck his dick in my mouth. My hand was a the bottom of his shaft and I twisted it moving up and down with my mouth too. Aiden was moaing in a whisper as I took my other hand and started rubbing his balls. As i got to the head of his dick again I took my mouth of and lifted his shaft up and licked from his balls up to his head and put my mouth on it again, sucking and continuing the same procedure with my hand and mouth. I felt his balls tighten and his shaft twitch as a spurt of hot cum hit the back of my throat. 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His finger slid in my hole, sending waves pf pleasure through-out my body. I didnt want anything else in the world except this. Except him in this moment. I bit down on my finger as my muscles tightened I arched my back moaning in ecstacy as waves of intense heat and pleasure went from my pussy to the rest of my body. The feeling sub-sided after a moment as Aiden licked up my juices. I giggled as he came up staring at me. "That was amazing." "Thanks." "My parents are going to the Pocono's this weekend and my sister is supposed to be home with me but she told me she was stayingat her boyfriends tonight. Want to come over and get your real surprise?" "Hell yes!" 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2023.03.20 13:05 dragon_rar Retro specter [level 4] the forms of rage
PROGRESSION: [LV 4] (20 quests)
Name: retro specter, prefers to just be called retro
Age: 23-33 he too angy to count
Race: sin of wrath
Height: 8'4 (berserker form: 12'4)
Weight: 102 Kilograms (500 kilograms in berserker form)
Appearance: he is seemingly a humanoid draconic being with a long, black tail. His skin is a Cyan-greenish mix and he wears a jacket, aswell as slightly short jeans, he also holds a rapier, not a mic https://images.app.goo.gl/RHwBwE9LRGm2teoj7
(Berserker form) Ronald turns into a beast, with crystal shards growing from his enlarged arms...a green reflection can be seen from his slightly reformed irises. His tail thickens and turns green https://images.app.goo.gl/X2aCpgLa8DMUc3By5
Racials:
Sin of wrath: "Do i look like i'll just yield?"
Retro has a high resilience, having 10 hp extra
Skills
Crystal creation: "careful, bud..they are sharp"
Retro can create in an 20 meter radius around himself crystals which need to grow from an not living object and can only collectively amount to 50 kilos. These crystals are extremely easy to shatter but are extremely sharp, making blunt attacks against them spray out thousands if little malicious stingers (3 slots)
Agile blade: "what? Just cus i am always angry and pissed i am supposed to bad at wielding swords?" Retro gains a +2 on sword attacks (1 slots)
Swift strike: "slish slash!" retro can attack twice per action when only using swords, rapiers, knives or similar. He cant use the same weapon twice (1 slot)
Berserker form: "thats it....T H A T W A S T H E L A S T S T R A W" Retro enters a rage state, where he gains +1 to all strength rolls, +4 to all constitution rolls and by extend block rolls, but becomes unable to dodge. This transformation has a regeneration of 10% hp per turn. His base hp increase by 50%. (7 slots)
Bulky: "i am just thick skinned...CALL ME FAT AND PERISH" retro will take all damaged reduced by X, where X is equal to the characters level times 2. So at level 2, this character would take, for example, only 6% damage from a 10% hit. (3 slots)
Empower: "...i...remember this..the flare that once was mine" Retro enters a state where all of his body and crystals gain a +1 to attacks aswell as cause cursed flames (3 slots)
(Cursed flames): upon hitting a character, block all healing effects for 2 turns.
War cry: retro shouts, doing 10% damage in the area of 10 feet surrounding him, aswell as halving all attack damage from nearby opponents, for 1 turn. This has a 4 turn cooldown (4 slots)
Undying wrath: once per encounter retro may ignore an attack, aka its damage, debuffs and other effects. (2 slots)
Spiral of violence: "RAAAAAAA, FUCKING FIGHT MEEE"
Everytime retro is hit or successfully damages an enemy, he recives a charge of "all out violence". 5 charges are automatically converted into 10% additional permanent damage on all of his melee attacks, for the rest of combat. This effect may take place 6 times before maxing him out at 60% additional damage to all of his melee attacks
Rage of the silenced ones: ". . ." may the lord grant you his mercy swiftly
Retro shifts into a smaller version, 7 foot 3, his skin going a navy blue to black, his left eye gaining an constant emerald glow
Retro suffers a penalty of a disadvantage and a -2 in constitution, loses 25% max hp, aswell as becoming mute and unable to cast his spells, excluding torrent of blades or Empower. Retro is unable to use this transformation when in berserker state, or any other form and is unable to use berserker or any other form, while in this state
Retro gains and advantage to dexterity rolls, a +2 on stealth, shifts his attack rolls to dexterity and gains another action to use when in this stance
Weaknesses:
unfocused: "will you shut up? I am trying to concentrate!" Ronald has a constant -1 to intelligence rolls (-1 slot)
Dumb fu-....new to the world: points rock "did it move?" Ronald has a constant -1 on wisdim (-1 slot)
22/26 slots
STATS:
Strength: + 10 "of course i can lift that!" Thanks to his nature and being, retro is capable of lifting greater weights.
Constitution: + 10 [+100 hp] "fuck, that..stings-" Retro's body is capable of taking an beating and still function enough to return attacks.
Dexterity: + 10 "hehe, legs go" he is incredibly fast, capable of easily dashing, lunging and running aswell as full controling his body. This is true even in his berserker form.
Wisdom: + 0 "..the fuck did i eat again?" His memory is incredibly short term.
Intelligence: + 2 slams wooden cube through the triangle shape "see, it worked!" Retro has his own way of solving things which..sometimes, rarely even work
Charisma: + 4 "....wait why-" Despite his being and similar, retro can, if be gives effort, talk..relatively..'kindly'. He also is somewhat able to be scary, despite being a green lizard
Spirit: + 0 "spells are just fancy punches" even if retro is in possession of magic, he rarely uses it, just preferring other combat variants..he has it, though
Equipment:
His cloths: "they help me stay warm..and they are oddly stylish" no notable features except a buncha pockets for potential storage
A crystal shard rapier: "this thing..is great!" +2 to all attacks with this weapon but -2 to all blocks
Medallion of Flames: a small medallion made of silver with a ruby at its center. While it first appears as a normal piece of jewelry, it does give its owner a bit of protection from fire. The user then takes 50% less fire damage and halves the timer for burn effects.
Parrying Dagger: a small dagger made to be used in conjunction with one handed blades or axes. If used with another weapon, adds a +2 to defence rolls.
Marquis's Musket: a musket once owned by an influential revolutionary leader. When used, it gives its owner and their allies +3 to all rolls for one turn. After firing, it will then need to reload which takes up one turn.
Daring glare- a massive black metal great axe that has been tempered with time
Blunderflux- a powerful repeating crossbow that doesn’t need to be reloaded, made of a strange metal alloy that channels the power of thunder into the weapon, it’s a mighty weapon to those that use it
Blitz blade: a large sword, when in use:
+1 to hit.
For every hit with this weapon, get 20% charge in [blitz]. When this meter reaches 100%, it can use a action to make 3 +3 attacks on the same turn, but costs 100% of the Meter to use this attack.
Dragon Fang: A fang of a dragon (GIVEN WILLINGLY) can be used as a weapon with bleed damage, but it can be infused into a weapon to boost it’s effectiveness in range, it loses the bleed damage.
Glavenus Array:
A greatsword made from the parts of a Glavenus, as well as different metals.
Upon 3 successful hits, it begins to superheat, gaining a +3 on attacking rolls and dealing 1.25x damage.
When superheated, it inflicts the enemy with fireblight upon attack, causing them to take 3% fire damage per turn.
Manticore Romper Mace:
This two handed mace is roughly 4 and a half feet long, and sports an opening on the top full of viscous fluid. There are four quills in the four corners of the square mace, making it look like the Manticore’s tail.
Grants a +3 to all attacks made with this weapon.
Deals 1d8X1d4 Fire/Blunt damage.
Flame Splash:
A quick swing of the mace ignites a trail of the oil, lighting enemies ablaze, dealing 4% every turn. Enemies burn for 3 turns or until they put the fire out(requires an action)
Frostburn: A sword enchanted with both fire and ice magic. Upon rolling a nat 20 with this weapon it freezes the enemy for 1 turn. After every successful hit roll 1d4 upon getting a 4 the enemy suffers from burning for 3 turns
Sweet Bread: Gives a +1 to Charisma.
157 k gold "money...the root of greed....to bad that it is needed"
Lvl 1: After finding himself in a new realm, retro takes time to adjust, meeting an odd collective, known as the shack..from there, he manages to find out about quests and tournaments, learning from a few mishaps and many wounds...slowly, after fighting he finds more shards of himself, gaining access to his cursed flames, aswell as improving himself physically, getting a step closer to his old self
Lvl 2: up to space, retro went, with musashi and his crew...he fough more beings, buying a good sword off of merchant and gathering materials for randizer to craft one..he also finnaly returned to his more original forms (i just changed his size i am so sorry if this is op or fuck-) and has SOMEWHAT learned to control his anger
Lvl 3: and so he learned new friends for himself...finally understanding the true bond of love he met valeria..a duo perfect for destruction and punching..his journy continues, through slave yards, adventures and a relaxing day at a bar, turning into an escape from a city.
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Name: retro specter, prefers to just be called retro
Age: 23-33 he too angy to count
Race: sin of wrath
Height: 8'4 (berserker form: 12'4)
Weight: 102 Kilograms (500 kilograms in berserker form)
Appearance: he is seemingly a humanoid draconic being with a long, black tail. His skin is a Cyan-greenish mix and he wears a jacket, aswell as slightly short jeans, he also holds a rapier, not a mic https://images.app.goo.gl/RHwBwE9LRGm2teoj7
(Berserker form) Ronald turns into a beast, with crystal shards growing from his enlarged arms...a green reflection can be seen from his slightly reformed irises. His tail thickens and turns green https://images.app.goo.gl/X2aCpgLa8DMUc3By5
Racials:
Sin of wrath: "Do i look like i'll just yield?"
Retro has a high resilience, having 10 hp extra
Skills
Crystal creation: "careful, bud..they are sharp"
Retro can create in an 20 meter radius around himself crystals which need to grow from an not living object and can only collectively amount to 50 kilos. These crystals are extremely easy to shatter but are extremely sharp, making blunt attacks against them spray out thousands if little malicious stingers (3 slots)
Agile blade: "what? Just cus i am always angry and pissed i am supposed to bad at wielding swords?" Retro gains a +2 on sword attacks (1 slots)
Swift strike: "slish slash!" retro can attack twice per action when only using swords, rapiers, knives or similar. He cant use the same weapon twice (1 slot)
Berserker form: "thats it....T H A T W A S T H E L A S T S T R A W" Retro enters a rage state, where he gains +1 to all strength rolls, +4 to all constitution rolls and by extend block rolls, but becomes unable to dodge. This transformation has a regeneration of 10% hp per turn. His base hp increase by 50%. (7 slots)
Bulky: "i am just thick skinned...CALL ME FAT AND PERISH" retro will take all damaged reduced by X, where X is equal to the characters level times 2. So at level 2, this character would take, for example, only 6% damage from a 10% hit. (3 slots)
Empower: "...i...remember this..the flare that once was mine" Retro enters a state where all of his body and crystals gain a +1 to attacks aswell as cause cursed flames (3 slots)
(Cursed flames): upon hitting a character, block all healing effects for 2 turns.
War cry: retro shouts, doing 10% damage in the area of 10 feet surrounding him, aswell as halving all attack damage from nearby opponents, for 1 turn. This has a 4 turn cooldown (4 slots)
Undying wrath: once per encounter retro may ignore an attack, aka its damage, debuffs and other effects. (2 slots)
Spiral of violence: "RAAAAAAA, FUCKING FIGHT MEEE"
Everytime retro is hit or successfully damages an enemy, he recives a charge of "all out violence". 5 charges are automatically converted into 10% additional permanent damage on all of his melee attacks, for the rest of combat. This effect may take place 6 times before maxing him out at 60% additional damage to all of his melee attacks
Rage of the silenced ones: ". . ." may the lord grant you his mercy swiftly
Retro shifts into a smaller version, 7 foot 3, his skin going a navy blue to black, his left eye gaining an constant emerald glow
Retro suffers a penalty of a disadvantage and a -2 in constitution, loses 25% max hp, aswell as becoming mute and unable to cast his spells, excluding torrent of blades or Empower. Retro is unable to use this transformation when in berserker state, or any other form and is unable to use berserker or any other form, while in this state
Retro gains and advantage to dexterity rolls, a +2 on stealth, shifts his attack rolls to dexterity and gains another action to use when in this stance
Weaknesses:
unfocused: "will you shut up? I am trying to concentrate!" Ronald has a constant -1 to intelligence rolls (-1 slot)
Dumb fu-....new to the world: points rock "did it move?" Ronald has a constant -1 on wisdim (-1 slot)
22/26 slots
STATS:
Strength: + 10 "of course i can lift that!" Thanks to his nature and being, retro is capable of lifting greater weights.
Constitution: + 10 [+100 hp] "fuck, that..stings-" Retro's body is capable of taking an beating and still function enough to return attacks.
Dexterity: + 10 "hehe, legs go" he is incredibly fast, capable of easily dashing, lunging and running aswell as full controling his body. This is true even in his berserker form.
Wisdom: + 0 "..the fuck did i eat again?" His memory is incredibly short term.
Intelligence: + 2 slams wooden cube through the triangle shape "see, it worked!" Retro has his own way of solving things which..sometimes, rarely even work
Charisma: + 4 "....wait why-" Despite his being and similar, retro can, if be gives effort, talk..relatively..'kindly'. He also is somewhat able to be scary, despite being a green lizard
Spirit: + 0 "spells are just fancy punches" even if retro is in possession of magic, he rarely uses it, just preferring other combat variants..he has it, though
Equipment:
His cloths: "they help me stay warm..and they are oddly stylish" no notable features except a buncha pockets for potential storage
A crystal shard rapier: "this thing..is great!" +2 to all attacks with this weapon but -2 to all blocks
Medallion of Flames: a small medallion made of silver with a ruby at its center. While it first appears as a normal piece of jewelry, it does give its owner a bit of protection from fire. The user then takes 50% less fire damage and halves the timer for burn effects.
Parrying Dagger: a small dagger made to be used in conjunction with one handed blades or axes. If used with another weapon, adds a +2 to defence rolls.
Marquis's Musket: a musket once owned by an influential revolutionary leader. When used, it gives its owner and their allies +3 to all rolls for one turn. After firing, it will then need to reload which takes up one turn.
Daring glare- a massive black metal great axe that has been tempered with time
- + 2 to attack
- deals above average physical fire and dark damage
- allows one to use ranged attacks firing waves of energy
- has the ability to triple attack every 3 rounds
- +2 to block
- increases physical melee damage by 1.5 times *allows one to carry up to 1000lbs with both arms
Blunderflux- a powerful repeating crossbow that doesn’t need to be reloaded, made of a strange metal alloy that channels the power of thunder into the weapon, it’s a mighty weapon to those that use it
- +2 to attack with a 60 ft range
- deals above average sound/electric damage
- magnetic seal- the user can fire a pulse into the ground, any enemy within the range of the crossbow must roll a dc 15 con save or take low damage and suffer a -3 to dodge for 4 rounds, enemies made of metal or wearing metal armor fail the save, this can be done every 4 rounds.
- the user can fire a triple attack every 4 rounds
- thunder shot- this attack has a wind up of 3 rounds, after which the users bow unleashes a powerful attack as the energy channels into the arrow, every enemy will be attacked with a +3 to this attack as the bolt jumps from enemy to enemy, dealing 20% sound and electric damage, this attack can be done every 6 rounds.
Blitz blade: a large sword, when in use:
+1 to hit.
For every hit with this weapon, get 20% charge in [blitz]. When this meter reaches 100%, it can use a action to make 3 +3 attacks on the same turn, but costs 100% of the Meter to use this attack.
Dragon Fang: A fang of a dragon (GIVEN WILLINGLY) can be used as a weapon with bleed damage, but it can be infused into a weapon to boost it’s effectiveness in range, it loses the bleed damage.
Glavenus Array:
A greatsword made from the parts of a Glavenus, as well as different metals.
Upon 3 successful hits, it begins to superheat, gaining a +3 on attacking rolls and dealing 1.25x damage.
When superheated, it inflicts the enemy with fireblight upon attack, causing them to take 3% fire damage per turn.
Manticore Romper Mace:
This two handed mace is roughly 4 and a half feet long, and sports an opening on the top full of viscous fluid. There are four quills in the four corners of the square mace, making it look like the Manticore’s tail.
Grants a +3 to all attacks made with this weapon.
Deals 1d8X1d4 Fire/Blunt damage.
Flame Splash:
A quick swing of the mace ignites a trail of the oil, lighting enemies ablaze, dealing 4% every turn. Enemies burn for 3 turns or until they put the fire out(requires an action)
Frostburn: A sword enchanted with both fire and ice magic. Upon rolling a nat 20 with this weapon it freezes the enemy for 1 turn. After every successful hit roll 1d4 upon getting a 4 the enemy suffers from burning for 3 turns
Sweet Bread: Gives a +1 to Charisma.
157 k gold "money...the root of greed....to bad that it is needed"
- 2x Stun Baton: A pair of batons that administer an electric current when struck against a surface. Deals [1d6+STR] Bludgeoning Damage + [1d4] Electric Damage. Both batons can be dual wielded to perform two attacks in a single action.
Lvl 1: After finding himself in a new realm, retro takes time to adjust, meeting an odd collective, known as the shack..from there, he manages to find out about quests and tournaments, learning from a few mishaps and many wounds...slowly, after fighting he finds more shards of himself, gaining access to his cursed flames, aswell as improving himself physically, getting a step closer to his old self
Lvl 2: up to space, retro went, with musashi and his crew...he fough more beings, buying a good sword off of merchant and gathering materials for randizer to craft one..he also finnaly returned to his more original forms (i just changed his size i am so sorry if this is op or fuck-) and has SOMEWHAT learned to control his anger
Lvl 3: and so he learned new friends for himself...finally understanding the true bond of love he met valeria..a duo perfect for destruction and punching..his journy continues, through slave yards, adventures and a relaxing day at a bar, turning into an escape from a city.
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 | submitted by jqqmmidldc to pisztns37p [link] [comments] IF YOU TAP HERE YOU WILL CUMIF YOU TAP HERE YOU WILL CUMIF YOU TAP HERE YOU WILL CUMhttps://i.redd.it/4tyz8nquwvoa1.gif“You’re a lucky bastard,” Sirius said. James chuckled, deciding not to reply. They were gazing out over the courtyard, where students were milling about until the end of their break between classes. “How?” Sirius continued. How, indeed. How had James managed to get Lily Evans to agree to date him after all this time? What had James done to change her mind? James was still riding the high he’d felt when Lily had said yes. He glanced sideways at Sirius, his best friend of six years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. “Hell if I know,” he said honestly. “All I know is that she seems to have come around after Snivellus called her ‘mudblood’.” “Fuck that greasy git,” Sirius hissed. He paused. “On second thoughts, let’s not.” James laughed. At that moment, the bell rang, signalling a return to classes. “Hi, Sirius!” Mary MacDonald called as she walked past. Sirius simply smirked back at her. She smiled widely at him; as she turned around the corner, the two boys could have sworn that she was swaying her hips. “Hey Padfoot, why don’t you tap that?” James said, elbowing Sirius in the ribs. Sirius scoffed. “I could take her any time I want, Prongs. Most girls in this school are easy.” “They are … except one or two here and there,” James concurred. He exchanged a meaningful look with Sirius. Like Lily Evans, they both thought. Neither knew the other had thought the same. Sirius began to get an idea of how he saw Lily Evans as the year progressed. He was surprised to discover how intelligent Lily was, given that he had been fairly annoyed by James’s infatuation with her in previous years, even to the point where he’d told James to simply forget her by fucking a few nice girls. Lily Evans was funny as well, causing Sirius to react in unexpected laughter several times. He also felt some resentment in how she seemed to have James wrapped around her little finger – he had spent far less time with James than he would have liked, as the besotted boy spent the time with Lily instead. He had tried to adjust by engaging more with Remus and Peter Pettigrew, but it wasn’t just the same. Remus was a tad too serious, understandably due to his werewolf condition; and Peter was a hanger-on, for lack of a better term. They were both virgins; for a short while Sirius found it amusing to tease and regale them with tales of his sexual exploits, sometimes describing in lurid detail various features of girls he’d fucked, such as Mary MacDonald’s large tits or even the Slytherin Quidditch Captain Emma Vanity’s astonishingly hairy pussy. Sirius grew bored of it, especially when clueless Peter started to pester him with questions one too many times. As the months went by, Sirius decided he’d finally had enough. He was going to find Lily Evans and pry James from her clutches. He took the Marauder’s Map from the place they’d last hid it and tapped it with his wand, activating it. He quickly skimmed the various floor plans of Hogwarts, hoping to find Evans’s name among the hundreds of names crowding in various parts of the castle. He shook his head, muttered “I’m silly,” and held the tip of his wand back on the parchment. “Lily Evans,” he enunciated clearly. The map instantly zoomed in on Evans’s location; surprisingly, James wasn’t with her. Where is he? Putting the matter out of his mind for the time being, Sirius concentrated on Evans’s location. She was on the third floor. Folding the Map away, Sirius walked briskly. If he was fast enough he’d be able to catch her alone. It so happened that he was a Marauder, and the Marauders knew every inch of the castle. He took a shortcut hidden behind a tapestry and found himself on the third floor five minutes later. He looked around briefly; only a few people seemed to be about. Sirius set off at a fast trot towards the location where he’d figured Evans to be in. He spotted her walking down the corridor at the far end; she was about to leave for Merlin knew where. “Evans!” he shouted, hoping to stop her in her tracks. She turned at the sound of her name. Seeing him, Lily Evans raised her eyebrows. “Yes, Black?” she said. “Evans, I want to tell you something.” He caught up to her. Grasping her arm, he led her into the nearest empty classroom. Once inside, he spun the girl and pinned her to the wall. There was shock on Evans’s face. “Listen to me very carefully,” Sirius growled. “I don’t like what you’re doing to James. Stay away from him. If I hear James gets hurt, you will pay.” The shock gave way to anger mingled with fear. “I- how dare you! Get off me!” she hissed. Sirius’s only reply was to tighten his grip painfully on her. Evans tried to twist and slip from Sirius’s grasp, but Sirius was too strong. “Do you hear me?” he said. Evans tried to spit in his face. He flinched slightly, but his grip did not loosen. He gave her a mild stinging hex in retaliation. “Ow! You’re hurting me!” she whimpered. Sirius’s face was a cold, pitiless mask. “I said, do you hear me?” “Yes,” Lily Evans spat. She breathed out in relief as Sirius released her. “So long as we understand each other.” He gave her a humorless smirk, and left the classroom. Over the next few days, Evans seemed to keep her word. James was spending more time with Sirius again, much to Sirius’s pleasure. Sirius had never quite discovered where James had been in the time he’d cornered Evans, and he didn’t know how to bring it up to James without having awkward questions asked. Not that it mattered; he was seeing James regularly now, and that was all that mattered. The few times he’d run across Lily Evans or seen her, she’d studiously ignored him. She’d immediately avert her eyes and blink a number of times if their eyes met. It was slightly amusing for Sirius, but he let her be. As the saying goes all good things come to an end. About a week after Sirius had cornered Evans, he had been confronted by James, who had an irate look on his face. “What now?” Sirius had asked, before James had shoved him roughly. “I’ll tell you ‘what now’,” James shouted. “HOW DARE YOU THREATEN LILY!” Sirius, who had been blindsided by James’s uncharacteristic aggression, felt irritation grow inside him. “First, of all, I didn’t threaten her-” “You pushed her into an empty classroom and tried to intimidate her with your fucking wand-“ The people around them were starting to stare. This was getting out of hand. Sirius began walking away, forcing James to follow. “No, James. All I did was make it clear I did not appreciate her taking you away from me-” “What the fuck do you mean by that?” Sirius stopped in his tracks. “I – fucking hell, you were spending all your time with her-“ “Oh! So I can’t be spending time with my own GIRLFRIEND-” “Shit - this is coming out all wrong. What I’m saying is that I, as your best friend, don’t even see you anymore.” James’s expression became totally nonplussed. “Huh … I DO spend time-“ “No, Prongs,” Sirius contradicted him. “Before the past couple of days, which have been a blast by the way, I couldn’t remember the last time I spent more than an hour or two with you outside of class.” James regarded him silently. Sirius waited. Think, he pleaded his friend silently. Think on what I said and realize I’m telling the truth. “I’ll … have to think about this,” James muttered. Sirius nodded … it was something he could take for the time being. The next morning, James faced Sirius from across the Gryffindor table as they ate breakfast. “I thought about what you said,” he began. Sirius looked up from his plate, his mouth full of scrambled egg. Unable to talk with his mouth full, Sirius raised his eyebrows, prompting James to go on. James considered his next words carefully. “You were right. The amount of time I spent with Lily versus the time I spent with you … I’ve been a little unfair.” A little? Although considering it had come from James, who had a massive ego, it was a big admission of fault on his part. “That’s all I want to hear,” said Sirius brightly. “Merlin, I’ve missed you, Prongs.” “And I you, Padfoot.” Just then, the other Marauders, Remus and Peter, arrived and they shifted their seats to make room for the new arrivals. On the other end of the table, Lily Evans and her friends were having a discussion of their own, although on a radically different subject. “I love how tall he is!” one girl simpered. They were discussing the finer points of the most eligible boys in the school. Unsurprisingly, the male specimens from seventh year were most heavily discussed, although they also covered their own sixth year and a couple form the year below them as well. Lily had enjoyed bragging about James, a talented Chaser and accomplished at transfiguration. Lately these days she had been reticent to talk about him, because whenever she thought about him, her mind invariably turned to that insufferable friend of his, Black. It didn’t help that Black was highly popular among the girls of Hogwarts, and there were these stupid rumors always flying around about his supposed sexual prowess. Hah. As if … The unyielding strength of his hand on her arm, the tight press of their bodies against the wall, his unflinching eyes – Lily shook her head, trying to clear it. She didn’t think about Black that way – did not want to think about him that way! 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I’ve never seen you this nervous.” “I just need to tell someone about this but I have to make sure no one else finds out,” Jenny said, taking a deep breath and gripping the steering wheel so tightly that her hands were white. She then turned to her friend. “Listen, I don’t know how to say this delicately, so I’ll just be blunt… Adrian and I made love last night.” Amanda shifted through so many facial expressions so quickly that she looked like she had opened the Ark of the Covenant. She didn’t know whether to be happy for her or be horrified. Jenny just waited for Amanda to respond with a guilty look on her face. “So… how was it?” Jenny gained a nervous smile. “To be honest, it was better than I expected and I had really high expectations.” Amanda was almost taken back by the response. “Really? He was good? Wow… I don’t know what to think anymore. Seriously, I can’t decide if this is luck or skill, or if you’re just trying to sabotage yourself. This is like if you got pregnant and I couldn’t tell whether to congratulate you or suggest an abortion. Speaking of which, you are on the pill right? Because you might really need to get an abortion.” “Yes, I’m on the pill, but this is serious! I don’t know what to do!” “Well do you regret it?” Jenny smiled. “Not at all, it was the greatest night of my life. I just don’t know what to do now.” “Well what happened? I need details!” “Well my parents weren’t home when he drove me back, so I told him there was something I really needed to talk to him about. I brought him up to the bedroom and I told him that I loved him and I wanted to give him his virginity.” “Well while I think that it’s stupid that you actually love this guy, I’m glad you had enough sense to give your virginity to someone you love.” “At first he was really defensive, you know how he just wants to be alone… He thought it would be a really bad idea, he said that we would both regret it, he warned me that if we started a relationship it would inevitably end after a short while and we would hate each other, and he thought I was being an idiot for wanting to give his virginity to him. Finally, he told me that he would follow my wishes, but he would erase the memory of the whole night so that it would have never even existed for him.” “How romantic,” Amanda said with sarcasm drier than the world’s greatest martini. “I know… the build-up was less than desirable. But when he finally agreed and we had that first kiss… I’m still shivering. And then after we kissed… well I already told you that it was the greatest night of my life.” “I got to say, that last part does sound pretty romantic. So what happened afterwards?” “Well he got up, got dressed, and said that he had to go home. I was worried he was going to be true to his word and erase the memory, so I asked him if he enjoyed it. Instead of answering, he turned to me with the warmest smile I had ever seen and asked me if I wanted to go out to dinner tonight. I told him again that I loved him, he teased him a little, then he winked at me on the way back to his car.” “Damn, you are good. You brought him back from the brink and made him human. So are you really going out with him tonight?” “Well I don’t have his number so I’m assuming he’ll call me. I just hope he really will call. I know he was pretty shell-shocked afterwards and wasn’t quite in his normal state of mind, I’m worried he could crash mentally. I don’t know whether I should give him space or stay close and keep an eye on him. He went from emotionless robot that just wanted to be left alone to being physically intimate with someone that loved him. I’m actually really scared for him; his identity completely changed over the course of an hour and that’s not good for someone’s psyche.” “Wait, over the course of an hour? Does that include…” “No, neither of us was quite confident enough for foreplay, but there was a “transition” between kissing and the actual sex and we were intimate for over an hour.” “Wow, he’s got some serious self-control. I have to say, I’m kind of jealous of you now.” “Thanks, but remember, you can tell no one about this. If Adrian and I are in a relationship, then it won’t take long for people to find out. I just don’t want them to know we were intimate.” “Your secret is safe with me.” Adrian was sitting in his bedroom with his mind set in a self-induced trance. For what he planned to do, he needed to fully work together with his subconscious. Having achieved a perfect meditative state, Adrian delved deep into his mind and created a space for his consciousness to solidify into a projection of his physical body, the same as in a dream. He constructed the background of the dream into something fitting the situation, choosing the form of a nightclub. The walls were dark purple and decorated with lit candles and the ceiling was covered in mirrors and the tiles had intricate patterns. There were no tables, just booths lining one side of the room opposite to the bar, with a small lamp dimly illuminating each one. Adrian was sitting at the bar, looking at himself in the mirror. “I wouldn’t be doing this if I weren’t desperate, so let’s at least get this over with.” Two copies of him appeared, sitting on the stools on his left and right. One was the embodiment of Adrian’s physical desires, an entirely separate personality that he kept locked away. The other was the embodiment of his emotions, which according to Freud, kept desires in check and applied meaning to them. “Id, Ego… it sure has been a while.” “Wow, you really are desperate,” Id laughed. “Let it all out,” Ego said. “I just have no idea what to do. What can I possibly say when I see Jenny again? I don’t even know who I am anymore.” “Tell her that you want to screw her on every possible surface and in every possible position,” Id grunted. “She loves you, stay with her and it won’t take long for you to have the same feelings. When you see her, I want you to wrap your arms around her, kiss her, and tell her you want to be with her,” Ego said, patting him on the back. “You guys are completely useless, could you at least try to be unpredictable?” “What the hell do you expect? I’m pure emotion and he’s the sum of your physical desires. You haven’t given us much to work with,” Ego replied. “Enough talk, just rip her clothes off an fuck her!” Id yelled in impatience. “You love her, tell her that.” “Id, shut up. And Ego, YOU love her! That’s your job! I’m the Superego; I’m a separate personality with my own desires. I exist as my view of myself and what my identity is, and I’m not sure I want to identify myself as the guy that loves her.” “Well did you regret rocking that tight body of hers?” Id asked. Adrian hesitated before answering. “No, I don’t regret it, at least I’m not sure that I do. I have no idea what to do now. Do I just erase the memory as planned and go back to the way I was before and continue on to my goal of transcending the human race? Do I keep the memory and try to have a relationship with Jenny? On one hand, statistics show that our relationship would inevitably fail, but on the other… I was happy. Every aspect of my night with her was like… it was better than… I hadn’t felt so good since I walked out of the hospital and stood in the rain. I remember everything so vividly and can’t help but go over it over and over again in my mind in an attempt to relive it; the feeling of our bodies melting in perfect harmony, the warmth and softness of her naked form pressed tightly against mine while we held each other in that sweet embrace, the way she ran her fingers through my hair when she kissed me with her rose petal-like lips, and that nearly spiritual euphoria of the simultaneous climax we shared. Just thinking of it all makes my body tremble like it did when we finally separated. But I don’t know what to do now. Do I forget about her? Do I just go along with it and enjoy her as long as I’ll have her and try to endure the pain after it ends? Do I try to fight the odds and make the relationship work? Do I forsake my goals to be with her? I just need a voice that isn’t my own to tell me what to do. I haven’t felt confusion in years and I don’t know how to face it all. I need help, but there is no one that can help me.” “It doesn’t matter who you get involved with, the plan must come to fruition.” He turned around, facing another copy of himself. He was wearing a bulletproof overcoat and all of his clothes were made of Kevlar. Protruding from the back of his waist was the hilt of a weapon, hidden in its sheath that hung diagonally from his belt. “The other half of my Superego, the symbol for my world plan. I was wondering when you would show up.” “Id, Ego, and Superego; you divided yourself up into those three mental forms in order to help you achieve your goal of transcendence. However, I have a personal stake in this too. You created me for the sole purpose of completing your ultimate goal of changing the world,” the ominous entity muttered, staring at Adrian with those same calm steely eyes. 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I thought she was beautiful which I guess was the point. As I walked I felt watched, inspected and mentally picked apart. I sat at the bar thinking about being a king. There must have been 30 plus servants and if I wasn’t thinking too outlandishly a few dozen vampires in the local area that would soon reveal them selves. Looking up at the door where the third member of this family was, I saw the door was open but I just got up and walked over to the fridge, grabbed some blood and headed out side. It was warm but it didn’t warm me. I didn’t burn or char. I was simply there feeling the heat yet never absorbing it. I walked back inside and was immediately grabbed from behind and put into a head lock. "Why are you in here ?! Who are you!?" I felt my self harden under control. I like this helplessness and the power she had over me but this womans grip tightening around my throat and I was coughing now. " Lexi let me in, I'm a friend! Im a friend!" She released me and I sat down on the couch coughing. "aren't you a dead man? I saw you in the paper. You got knifed pretty good." She was looking me over hard and I was doing the same. 6'1 athletic, long legs, D sized boobs, looked a lot like Scarlett Johansson except blonde. " You must be samantha. Im samuel, lexi saved my ass." I explained to her my series of events and the day I was turned. She laughed and smiled " You know im the oldest of us besides mom I was turned at 20. Mom was turned after my birth at 31. so I was turned by mom the others were born vampires. And no we do age and we can walk in the light, our family's blood has some great traits. Plus our age is slowed drasticly. Were actually 10 years older than we look." " but what about school?" A lot of us enrolled late and cheated the system. The details arent of importance. But now we have some one aside from us to actually talk to!" she was laughing pretty hard at me being here and I wasn’t sure why. "Well im glad to be here everyones nice, well almost every one." I was referencing Lauren's actions to me the previous night. " Yea I read laurens mind. She did you some major wrong bro and I have to say you shoulda been the one kicking her ass!" Yea I said and nodded. I let my gaze fall to her body again and I must have been staring hard because she snapped her fingers at me." eyes up here hauss!" I snapped into reality again and laughed. " Hahaha sorry my minds a little off today, just trying to keep my mind focused is a challenge." I wasn’t lying but why I wasn't focused was due to the model of a woman I had sitting opposite of me. " So you and lauren caused a huge ruckus in that street race! And you lost which doesn’t surprise me, she's good really good." I sighed remembering the big game I talked and how bad I got smoked. "I'll give her the fact she has some skills but shes nothing but fast. And if it was a curvier road id have won. I sank that car down specifically to reduce tilt when turning. Basically a big body drift car." she laughed and handed me the phone. " You ought to call mom shell worry about you." I dialed one on the phone and it rang and emily picked up. "Hello? Sam you finally awake?" Yes maam I am I finally met samantha as well she seems to approve of me." I laughed and she told me that they'd be home about midnight. As I hung the phone up samantha asked me to show her my driving skills and that shed love to ride with me. I declined saying I was too mentally exhausted and that maybe later tonight we'd go out and id show her. And then it hit me she was being open…to open with me and very friendly..but I had no quarrels with some one who was being this nice. " So you are really tall." I blurted out, not even thinking. She blushed and laughed. 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Yes this one will do!" slowly removing her tights she sank all the way down on my cock pinning me to the couch, violently riding me, screaming." Youre so fucking big! God yes I knew you had something more to you!" I grabbed her ass and squeezed hard. She hopped off and pulled me to the floor mounting me again and slammed her pussy down onto my rock hard member, grinding her hips against mine, kissing me and biting me, all the while drawing blood. To say the least I was in heaven. " im gonna cum samantha! Holy shit im gonna break!" She nodded and squealed as she came all over my cock tightening around me. She hopped off and lowered her pussy over my face as she sucked my cock. I devoured her pussy. Biting her clit tongue fucking her and loving every second of it. Soon enough I came deep in her mouth and felt her gulp my load down. " Holy…just wow!" Whered you learn to eat like that?" "I never have before. 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anonymous readerReport<\/a> <\/span><\/h4>\n2013-01-03 11:19:17<\/div>\nSome one contact an admin for the counters they r very much broken...<\/div>\n
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anonymous readerReport<\/a> <\/span><\/h4>\n2013-01-02 18:58:24<\/div>\nYou are a wonderful writer<\/div>\n
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2013-01-03 11:19:17
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