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TISAA Omake: Context is King
2023.03.28 20:03 Gullible_Promotion_4 TISAA Omake: Context is King
“Admiral, I’m receiving a communications request from the surface of Polpox IV—looks like it’s a direct line to the Royal Palace. I think they know we’re here.”
Admiral Hansen frowned and nodded from his seat in the center of the bridge, his arms calmly and delicately rested on the armrests as he leaned forward and spoke. “Put them through—activate the holographic interface and have our forces on standby. Number One?”
“Hold on, gimme a sec—ah, there we go.”
“Right. Ahem, ahem, hello? Hello? This is Admiral Jonathan Hansen of the United Nations Interstellar Fleet, Thirteenth Armada to the Government of the Kingdom of Praexion. Are you receiving—”
“Please don’t kill us! Please, we’ll give you everything we have, but just spare our people and our homeworld!” “Umm…I’m sorry, but who is this?”
The three-dimensional image on the bridge flickered and cleared, revealing a young woman in a stunning outfit of furs and synthetic silk. Her fair expression was visibly fearful, the palpable terror in her golden eyes one that brought no small amount of discomfort to all those present in the bridge as she fell to her knees and supplicated herself before the officers of Earth.
“I am Princess Ioxila Amelia Ionica of the Kingdom of Praexion, on behalf of my father who has been taken ill prior to your arrival. I beg you, take mercy on my people even in your righteous wrath! We surrender!” “…what?”
Hansen coughed to himself, clearing his throat before he spoke once more. “Your Highness, I believe there may have been a misunderstanding here. We—”
“Is there anything here that you wish to take from us? Our resources? Our treasures? Our children? Our women? Please, I would give up my life, my soul, my body
for you if it would dissuade the human race from destroying my—” “Er, let me just stop you right there before things get any weirder. We do not require anything from you or your planet of that kind—and I’d really prefer it if you never offered that to us ever again. Actually, let me make this clear: we do not seek your surrender, or your submission, or your enslavement or vassalage or extinction or anything like that.”
The princess paused.
“I’m sorry?” “We do not wish to conquer your nation; we only wish to make a diplomatic and economic arrangement with your government regarding our armadas in light of the recent collapse of the Glorious Empire and the subsequent security situation.”
Princess Ioxila seemed even more confused than before.
“You do not wish to conquer us?” “Your Highness, the United Nations is an active member of the Federation and adheres to the principles and guidelines of its Charter—and we also have our own values that prohibit such actions. We do not seek to conquer your land, and we most certainly do not wish ill intent or misfortune upon your people.”
“But what about the Xanaxes? They were our neighbors and members of the Federation—as reckless and power-hungry as they were—and yet you certainly showed them no mercy. What guarantees can you give that you will not do the same?” Hansen sighed. “The Xanaxes posed a direct threat to the safety and security of my people, explicitly declared their intent to conquer and subjugate my people, and attempted to follow through their threats by wiping out an entire planet of innocent people whose sole crime was being human—a blatant violation of the rules set forth in the Federation Charter. While I personally doubt that the sheer scale of our response was proportionate to what was dealt to us on Centauri IV, I believe
a response in kind was very much warranted. Your kingdom, on the other hand, has not done anything in that scale—
or in any scale whatsoever, just to make things as clear as possible—to require anything remotely close to blowing up the whole planet and every other celestial body with a Xanax on it.”
“Then, if you do not seek our submission, what do you wish from us?” The admiral found himself scratching the back of his neck in slight embarrassment. “Well, Your Highness, we would like to refuel our vessels and for our men to have shore leave within your planet—all resources that we would need from you would be compensated for by our government through either monetary assets or resources deemed by the Federal Bank as equal in worth. I can assure you that we will abide by all laws stipulated by your government as long as they adhere to the Charter, and any deviation from these laws will be dealt with accordingly and as soon as possible.” Hansen paused. “Would that be a suitable arrangement?”
There was a long silence as the princess’s eyes wandered away from her interlocutor, clearly deep in thought at the undoubtedly unexpected turn of events. A minute passed, and the young woman spoke once more, rising from the floor as gracefully as she had fallen not too long ago.
“I will discuss your proposal with my advisors, but I do not see any reason to refuse what you have requested. Make no mistake, if you break your vows of peace we will respond in kind—we may lack the strength of the Xanaxes, but our resolve may be harder than the planets they once lived in!” The hologram flickered out and disappeared, leaving the center of the bridge empty once more. Jonathan’s figure almost instantly slumped back onto his seat, the admiral exhaling even as his expression quickly morphed into one of incredulous confusion.
“Good grief, what kind of fucking monsters did they take us for?”
Number One shrugged, tilting her head towards Jonathan. “Sir, I mean, we did just quite literally pull a Galifrey on the Sleepies.”
“…fair.”
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2023.03.28 20:03 SuperBankOfferMan Open your new Jovia account and get $235 total - $85 Referral/$150 Direct Deposit - USA
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2023.03.28 20:02 LocationOk1668 Maximize Your Website's Performance with the Best Dedicated Server: A Review of Raksmart
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2023.03.28 20:01 FuntivityColton What Is This Podcaster/Guest Referring To When They Say 'Every Member Of The Family Is Part Of The Family Bank'? How Do They Take A Line Of Credit Out On Each Other?
I listened to
THIS PODCAST - 49:30-54:00ish like 6 months ago and it has been on my mind ever since. I want to create something like what Ben is describing for my family. What is he referring to when he states that every member in his family is part of the 'family bank'? Is this a life insurance policy? How does this offer a line of credit? Are there other good resources that explain what he is referring to and how I can set one up for my family?
Side note: What key values does your family focus on? What else do you do with your family to encourage generational improvement rather than rags to riches to rags degradation that is pretty common?
For anyone that's interested, the Modern Wisdom podcast is FANTASTIC. Chris is a GREAT host and asks very intellectual questions. He focuses a lot on dating/ evolutionary psychology/ health & fitness but discusses a wide range of other topics as well. This whole episode is really great. Give it a listen if you're in the market for a new pod.
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2023.03.28 20:01 nathan4882580 Flashstake - Earn a year’s worth of yield upfront, immediately, today. ($GLP strategy launched today with initial 60% APY!)
| Flashstake is coming to Arbitrum. The token $FLASH has been available for a few days on Arbi besides mainnet. The token itself has had a nice little 30% run in the last few weeks, but the exciting news is their protocol is about to launch it’s first Arbitrum based strategy! The protocol is what excites me more than the token. What can you do at app.flashstake.io/stake? You can basically get an upfront yield paid out on your stake instead of having it dripped block by block like most protocols. Why would you want to do that? Easy, instant liquidity.. What can you do with instant liquidity? Anything! You can loop it into more staked asset to then get more liquid right away and keep looping. You can take that upfront yield & go pay a bill, go put it to work in a meme coin, buy an NFT, etc. So how does it work? Flashstake is already live on mainnet & Optimism, but now they're going to be launching a strategy on Arbitrum with the GMX token - $GLP. It's set to go live sometime the afternoon of March 28th. With this strategy, you can make up to 50-60% in instant up front yield... Flashstake works in a few ways (different than their Flashback product). Basically you set your amount of token, length of time & then stake it. But instead of getting let's say $1 a day for 180 days, you get the $180 upfront in yield. But your deposit is "locked" for 180 days. The yield varies depending on if you lock for 10 days or 100 days. It's up to you how long you do it for. Recently we've seen several whales lock 100-200 ETH for 30 days & basically get a normal monthly salary in yield paid up front. You can unlock at any time - sort of... If you remove your stake before the period ends, there's some mechanics where you have to pay back some of the stake rewards you earned before you can withdraw early. So principal safe & sort of liquid if emergency, but you do lose the benefits, so if not sure, stake for a shorter length of time. Gas is cheap enough on Arbitrum, just find the sweet spot with APY% vs. length of time locked, and just lock it for that. I.e. if 30 days is 45% and 60 days is 50%, I would just do 30 days personally. I've used their product on Eth & Opti. But the options lack on Opti - just sUSD with low yield. The Arbi strategy excites me, bc you have all the new found $ARB liquidity flowing around the ecosystem, & lots going into GMX. Their $GLP token has always been popular because holding $GLP you earn part of GMX dashboard fees. GMX is very popular platform earning real fees, generating real yield for GLP holders. So Flashstake has worked with them to create a strategy behind the scenes to provide that yield essentially upfront to GLP Flashstakers... How does the strategy work? There's a bunch of technical stuff happening behind the scenes. Here’s a general diagram of the process. So let's say you buy $1000 worth of $GLP & flashstake it for 90 days & earn 40% yield when it launches, you get $400 worth of GLP instantly deposited to your wallet once you lock. So now you have $400 liquid to go play with. Loop it to earn another $160, or deploy it. No matter what you choose to do with your upfront yield, the key is you have the yield – instantly – to redeploy how you see fit! As always, be careful in the crypto wild west. Make sure to follow only the official Flashstake Twittejoin their discord. There's been fake FLASH airdrop Twitter scams. There's no FLASH airdrop. Make sure to grab the token addy only from FLASH team. It's on both Arb & Eth. Here's a link to their official Medium article explaining the upcoming $GLP launch far better than I can... https://medium.com/flashstake-protocol/flashstake-set-to-launch-upfront-yield-vault-for-glp-holders-on-arbitrum-5c4e5c93d867 As a reminder, Flash can afford to pay you upfront, because they take a small 5% fee out of your REWARDS - not principal. Kind of like a bank. Where it’s more like a loan because you get it up front and they get paid with a small fee. Except you never have to pay it back, they just hold your collateral until it unlocks. Then you’re free to move it or restake for rewards again! submitted by nathan4882580 to CryptoMoon [link] [comments] |
2023.03.28 20:00 AustinJamesSmith6221 Wholesale methods for those not on shopify plus?
Hello,
I have been wanting to be more equipped for wholesale with my brand but am not currently on shopify plus.
I have researched many methods of how wholesale business is conducted. I have set up wholesale gorilla, but I do not like that it pulls from my current inventory in stock. For wholesale orders, i have the stock produced once the order is placed, so apps like wholesale gorilla and other non-shopify plus apps dont have options for this.
I know the method of sending lookbooks and order forms via email, and accepting payment via bank transfer, but this feels like it can get unorganized quickly or run the risk of mistake.
I really like the idea of an organized platform buyers can see my pieces on. I know sites like 'faire' exist but i dont love idea of being tied to a third party interface when handling business. I wonder if anyone can share their experience of selling wholesale methods that arent shopify plus, that provide a quick and organized way for buyers to view your wholesale terms and place an order?
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2023.03.28 19:59 Glad_Independent_565 April fools prank. bank run
lets withdraw all our money from the bank on April fools. kind of like a mini bank run. This is world wide USA, France, Germany etc. you can put the money back the next business day. lets get their attention. Also keep it under 10k or you daily limit. Since i know bank accounts are set up different. Maybe this will help with them discussing your benefits and why you dont mess with veterans. Im not one but its to support you.
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2023.03.28 19:59 nathan4882580 Flashstake - Earn a year’s worth of yield upfront, immediately, today. ($GLP strategy launched today with initial 60% APY!)
Flashstake is coming to Arbitrum. The token $FLASH has been available for a few days on Arbi besides mainnet. The token itself has had a nice little 30% run in the last few weeks, but the exciting news is their protocol is about to launch it’s first Arbitrum based strategy! The protocol is what excites me more than the token. What can you do at app.flashstake.io/stake? You can basically get an upfront yield paid out on your stake instead of having it dripped block by block like most protocols. Why would you want to do that? Easy, instant liquidity..
What can you do with instant liquidity? Anything! You can loop it into more staked asset to then get more liquid right away and keep looping. You can take that upfront yield & go pay a bill, go put it to work in a meme coin, buy an NFT, etc. So how does it work?
Flashstake is already live on mainnet & Optimism, but now they're going to be launching a strategy on Arbitrum with the GMX token - $GLP. It's set to go live sometime the afternoon of March 28th. With this strategy, you can make up to 50-60% in instant up front yield...
Flashstake works in a few ways (different than their Flashback product). Basically you set your amount of token, length of time & then stake it. But instead of getting let's say $1 a day for 180 days, you get the $180 upfront in yield. But your deposit is "locked" for 180 days. The yield varies depending on if you lock for 10 days or 100 days. It's up to you how long you do it for. Recently we've seen several whales lock 100-200 ETH for 30 days & basically get a normal monthly salary in yield paid up front. You can unlock at any time - sort of... If you remove your stake before the period ends, there's some mechanics where you have to pay back some of the stake rewards you earned before you can withdraw early. So principal safe & sort of liquid if emergency, but you do lose the benefits, so if not sure, stake for a shorter length of time. Gas is cheap enough on Arbitrum, just find the sweet spot with APY% vs. length of time locked, and just lock it for that. I.e. if 30 days is 45% and 60 days is 50%, I would just do 30 days personally.
I've used their product on Eth & Opti. But the options lack on Opti - just sUSD with low yield. The Arbi strategy excites me, bc you have all the new found $ARB liquidity flowing around the ecosystem, & lots going into GMX. Their $GLP token has always been popular because holding $GLP you earn part of GMX dashboard fees. GMX is very popular platform earning real fees, generating real yield for GLP holders. So Flashstake has worked with them to create a strategy behind the scenes to provide that yield essentially upfront to GLP Flashstakers...
How does the strategy work? There's a bunch of technical stuff happening behind the scenes. Here’s a general diagram of the process.
So let's say you buy $1000 worth of $GLP & flashstake it for 90 days & earn 40% yield when it launches, you get $400 worth of GLP instantly deposited to your wallet once you lock. So now you have $400 liquid to go play with. Loop it to earn another $160, or deploy it.
No matter what you choose to do with your upfront yield, the key is you have the yield – instantly – to redeploy how you see fit!
As always, be careful in the crypto wild west. Make sure to follow only the official Flashstake Twittejoin their discord. There's been fake FLASH airdrop Twitter scams. There's no FLASH airdrop. Make sure to grab the token addy only from FLASH team. It's on both Arb & Eth.
Here's a link to their official Medium article explaining the upcoming $GLP launch far better than I can...
https://medium.com/flashstake-protocol/flashstake-set-to-launch-upfront-yield-vault-for-glp-holders-on-arbitrum-5c4e5c93d867 As a reminder, Flash can afford to pay you upfront, because they take a small 5% fee out of your REWARDS - not principal. Kind of like a bank. Where it’s more like a loan because you get it up front and they get paid with a small fee. Except you never have to pay it back, they just hold your collateral until it unlocks. Then you’re free to move it or restake for rewards again!
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2023.03.28 19:58 mikeypcoil 17 SI 2D Misfiring P0304 P172 and P0219C+F, Emission system, Traction control, hill assist, etc. problems, any help is appreciated
It's been a journey with this car. Bought it brand new in 2017 w/ 50 miles on it. No real issues until about 6 months ago. 35,900 miles as of today. Stock everything except battery.
Issues started a while back, first thing to pop up was "Emission Systems Problem" and only that. Looked it up at the time and most people agreed if it’s just that and no other issues, probably just a sensitive knock sensor. It went away. Then came back and kept flipping back and forth until about a month ago where it has stayed on permanently. Car didn't feel any different, so I went the dumb route and tried ignoring. about 5 other electrical related systems started giving me warnings about them not working on top of the emission system one, things like traction control and brake assist and such.
Then the real problem happened, my car misfired, flashing CEL and all. Immediately took it home and parked where it has been since. It was time to get to work. My bro-in-law is a budding mechanic and has most of the tools needs, so first we checked codes. It was throwing P0172 (System too rich bank 1) P0219(both E and F) and P0304 (cylinder 4 misfire).
We hit the list, checking spark plugs first. They were absolutely burnt to a crisp, like no joke they were matte black. Was like oh here's the problem, replaced them with new NGK ones easy peasy. Same issue and codes persisted. Okay so let’s check the Ignition coils next. We did the listening test, heard the clicking, but to be sure we swapped the coils of 1 and 2 with 3 and 4, and still the cylinder 4 misfire, so it’s not the coils.
Next thinking it might be a faulty sensor, I said fuck it while we are at it let me just change the two in the engine bay. I have a friend who works for a Honda dealership, so he gets me discount on parts, picked up both sensors and slapped them bad boys on there. Took out the MAF and cleaned it off. Same issues and codes.
My bro-in-law was like ima check the fuses next. TBH I'm not too sure about how that part went cause I was at work, but when I got home he said all fuses seemed to be functioning and charging normally. I read that these cars came with pretty terrible stock batteries, but I had already swapped it for a Duralast Gold M51 so it's not that either.
After hitting the forums, I saw that allot of SI’s are having injector problems, so we then spent two days taking those out, testing them and cleaning them. They were pretty clogged and dirty, but after our hard work now each spray a fine mist and look nice and shiny, but to no avail. After putting all 4 back in and all back together, the car ran pretty great for maybe 10-15 miles then boom all the lights and a flashing CEL.
The next things we are going to change (unless one of you amazing people have a better lead) are the knock sensor and maybe speed sensor, and then maybe run a compression test with another friend’s tester.
If anyone has any tips and leads or advice or anything, please drop them below, and hopefully we can help future people with this same problem.
Extra: Because of the blackened plugs, I was like oh man I hope the rest of the internals don't look like that, so I went and got some Seafoam and tried using it through the intake, but for some reason like little to no smoke came out of the exhaust, does anyone know why this is and think this is weird too?
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2023.03.28 19:58 StuckInNov1999 Issue with D4 pre-order.
I pre-ordered D4 a few days ago and my bank showed that the payment was pending.
When I checked my bank account today it showed that the charge was never made and I still have the $96 in my account.
However, on my
battle.net account it shows that the order for D4 is "complete".
So do I have the game when it launches? Did blizz screw up and I'm going to get it for free?
Or is this how they handle things and I'll actually be charged when the game becomes available?
edit: when I pre-ordered MWII I seem to remember they charged me the day I ordered it, not the day it released.
So I'm pretty confused here.
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2023.03.28 19:58 Rose_arias Hey guys, need some advice here. My stepdad straight up stole 60 dollars worth of change from me. Can you believe it? So I decided to take matters into my own hands and took 200 bucks from his wallet. Did I do the right thing or was I too harsh? Let me know your thoughts!
Hey guys, I had this crazy experience a couple of years ago when I was like 13 or 14 (I'm 16 now) and just remembered it. So, I had this piggybank that counted my coins and I had around $60 in there. I left it on my dresser one day when my mom was gonna take me to Walmart to cash it out after school. But when I got home, the bank was gone! I asked my mom about it and she told me my stepdad cashed it out himself and promised to give me the cash.
Fast forward two weeks and I still didn't get the money so I kept asking about it. My mom told me he kept it for all the haircuts and gifts he's given me. I was so angry and frustrated, until I saw an opportunity. One day, he came home from work and we were having a BBQ. He left his wallet and phone on the table outside with a ton of cash in it. As soon as he went back inside, I took $200 and hid it in my sock drawer.
He later asked me and my mom what happened to the money, and my mom didn't believe I could steal from him, so she made up a lie about the wind blowing it away. But little did they know, I spent every penny of that $200 on breakfast from Starbucks, Chick-fil-A, and Wendy's near my middle school. It was like a small victory for me, but man, it felt good. Anyone else have any similar experiences?
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2023.03.28 19:57 nathan4882580 Flashstake - Earn a year’s worth of yield upfront, immediately, today. ($GLP strategy launched today with initial 60% APY!)
Flashstake is coming to Arbitrum. The token $FLASH has been available for a few days on Arbi besides mainnet. The token itself has had a nice little 30% run in the last few weeks, but the exciting news is their protocol is about to launch it’s first Arbitrum based strategy! The protocol is what excites me more than the token. What can you do at app.flashstake.io/stake? You can basically get an upfront yield paid out on your stake instead of having it dripped block by block like most protocols. Why would you want to do that? Easy, instant liquidity..
What can you do with instant liquidity? Anything! You can loop it into more staked asset to then get more liquid right away and keep looping. You can take that upfront yield & go pay a bill, go put it to work in a meme coin, buy an NFT, etc. So how does it work?
Flashstake is already live on mainnet & Optimism, but now they're going to be launching a strategy on Arbitrum with the GMX token - $GLP. It's set to go live sometime the afternoon of March 28th. With this strategy, you can make up to 50-60% in instant up front yield...
Flashstake works in a few ways (different than their Flashback product). Basically you set your amount of token, length of time & then stake it. But instead of getting let's say $1 a day for 180 days, you get the $180 upfront in yield. But your deposit is "locked" for 180 days. The yield varies depending on if you lock for 10 days or 100 days. It's up to you how long you do it for. Recently we've seen several whales lock 100-200 ETH for 30 days & basically get a normal monthly salary in yield paid up front. You can unlock at any time - sort of... If you remove your stake before the period ends, there's some mechanics where you have to pay back some of the stake rewards you earned before you can withdraw early. So principal safe & sort of liquid if emergency, but you do lose the benefits, so if not sure, stake for a shorter length of time. Gas is cheap enough on Arbitrum, just find the sweet spot with APY% vs. length of time locked, and just lock it for that. I.e. if 30 days is 45% and 60 days is 50%, I would just do 30 days personally.
I've used their product on Eth & Opti. But the options lack on Opti - just sUSD with low yield. The Arbi strategy excites me, bc you have all the new found $ARB liquidity flowing around the ecosystem, & lots going into GMX. Their $GLP token has always been popular because holding $GLP you earn part of GMX dashboard fees. GMX is very popular platform earning real fees, generating real yield for GLP holders. So Flashstake has worked with them to create a strategy behind the scenes to provide that yield essentially upfront to GLP Flashstakers...
How does the strategy work? There's a bunch of technical stuff happening behind the scenes. Here’s a general diagram of the process.
So let's say you buy $1000 worth of $GLP & flashstake it for 90 days & earn 40% yield when it launches, you get $400 worth of GLP instantly deposited to your wallet once you lock. So now you have $400 liquid to go play with. Loop it to earn another $160, or deploy it.
No matter what you choose to do with your upfront yield, the key is you have the yield – instantly – to redeploy how you see fit!
As always, be careful in the crypto wild west. Make sure to follow only the official Flashstake Twittejoin their discord. There's been fake FLASH airdrop Twitter scams. There's no FLASH airdrop. Make sure to grab the token addy only from FLASH team. It's on both Arb & Eth.
Here's a link to their official Medium article explaining the upcoming $GLP launch far better than I can...
https://medium.com/flashstake-protocol/flashstake-set-to-launch-upfront-yield-vault-for-glp-holders-on-arbitrum-5c4e5c93d867 As a reminder, Flash can afford to pay you upfront, because they take a small 5% fee out of your REWARDS - not principal. Kind of like a bank. Where it’s more like a loan because you get it up front and they get paid with a small fee. Except you never have to pay it back, they just hold your collateral until it unlocks. Then you’re free to move it or restake for rewards again!
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2023.03.28 19:57 Aegidius25 Janet Yellen called up Hank Paulson with the banking system on the brink. 'It’s really hard to stop or even slow down a bank run,' he said.
2023.03.28 19:56 fragdelta [WTS] Lorenzo Villoresi Ambra, Dior Privee, Leisure in Paradise Decants, and a bunch of Official Samples (Decant)
Hello Friends! I accept Zelle, Cash App, and Venmo F&F. Free shipping in the continental US if your total is $20 or more; otherwise, please add $6. Prices for decants include shipping already, so no minimum there. Tracking is always provided. Thanks so much for looking!
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DECANT OF THE WEEK: Ambra by Lorenzo Villoresi
pic 2ml - $8 6ml - $17 10ml - $22
Christian Dior LA COLLECTION PRIVÉE pic - Choose from Cuir Cannage, Eau Noire, Leather Oud, Mitzah, Santal Noir, and Vetiver
2ml - $8 5ml - $22.5 10ml - $35
Leisure in Paradise by Simone Andreoli pic - Tropical fruits, coconut, and vanilla...summer beachy season in a bottle
2ml - $8 5ml - $17 10ml - $25
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OFFICIAL SAMPLES Armani Prive official dabber samples pic $7 - Cuir Noir EDP, 2ml dabber
$6 - Orangerie Venise EDT, 2ml dabber
diptyque official spray samples pic pic $7 - Fleur de Peau EDP, 2ml spray
Frederic Malle official spray samples (these only go to about half the vial)
pic $5 - Angelique Sous La Pluie EDP, 1.2ml spray
$5 - En Passant EDP, 1.2ml spray
Le Labo official splash samples pic $5 - Bergamote 22, 0.75ml splash
$5 - Rose 31, 0.75ml splash
Louis Vuitton official spray samples pic $8 - Au Hasard, 2ml spray
$9 - Fleur du Desert, 2ml spray
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Aedes de Venustas Encens Japonais EDP, 1.5ml spray
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Byredo De Los Santos EDP, 2ml spray (sprayed once)
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Byredo Mumbai Noise EDP, 2ml spray
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Byredo Tobacco Mandarin Extrait, 2ml spray (sprayed once)
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Chanel Paris-Riviera EDT, 1.5ml spray
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Clive Christian 1872, spray
$9 -
Clive Christian Jump Up and Kiss Me Ecstatic, spray
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Creed Aventus Cologne, spray
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Franck Boclet Rock & Riot Rebel Extrait, 1.5ml spray
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Goldfield & Banks Blue Cypress, 2ml spray
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Gucci The Alchemist's Garden A Midnight Stroll EDP, 1.5ml splash
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Guerlain L'Art & La Matière Néroli Outrenoir EDP, 2ml spray
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Hermès Hermèssence Paprika Brasil, 4ml splash -- will include an empty 2ml sprayer
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Initio High Frequency EDP, 1.5ml spray
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Marc-Antoine Barrois B683 EDP, 2ml spray
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Marc-Antoine Barrois B683 Extrait, 2ml spray
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Marc-Antoine Barrois Encelade EDP, 2ml spray
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Marc-Antoine Barrois Ganymede EDP, 2ml spray
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Maitre Parfumeur et Gantiere Ambre Tibet EDP, 2.6ml spray
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MFK Aqua Celestia Cologne Forte EDP, 2ml spray
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Nicolai Baikal Leather Intense EDP, 1.8ml spray
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Nishane Ege Extrait, 1.5ml spray
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Ormonde Jayne Ormonde Man EDP, 2ml spray
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Roja Parfums Apex EDP, 1.5ml spray
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Xerjoff 40 Knots EDP, 2ml spray
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Xerjoff Alexandria II Extrait, 2ml spray
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Xerjoff La Capitale EDP, 2ml spray
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2023.03.28 19:54 Just_Pressure1108 How often Landlords use Third party debt order , to freeze assets in bank to retrieve rent?
I'm currently in a Limbo with Landlord trying to come up with arrangement on which so far was refused. It might go to court , how likely landlord might use Third Party debt order and freeze bank assets to retrieve unpaid rent.
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2023.03.28 19:54 ComfortableShare264 As usual, it's always the people's fault... Social media is regulators enemy #1...and Bankters their best friend..
2023.03.28 19:50 Ironclint17 No it can’t be their bad decision it must be the social media.
2023.03.28 19:49 Majin_K Anyone know a good auto mechanic?
I'm just looking for a mechanic to check out my car, mainly to fill and plug a slow leak in my tire if not outright replace it, maybe get a tune up if needed(not at the same time obviously) without burning a hole in my bank account.
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2023.03.28 19:49 alleycatpat FHA construction loan on MH final inspection handrail anxiety
We have a new manufactured home with FHA loan up for final inspection this week. Our construction loan expires on April 11. The only item I'm concerned about is the handrail requirements on exterior entrances. All decks/landings are less than 30" from ground, so no guardrails are required.
FRONT DOOR: Large deck with two 16-ft-wide steps, so no handrail required as far as I can tell.
BACK DECK OFF SLIDING GLASS DOORS: Large deck with two 4-ft-wide steps, so no handrail required I think.
BACK UTILITY ROOM DOOR (worried about this one): A 3-ft x 3-ft landing with three 3-ft-wide steps.
I've read that it's up to the discretion of the inspector, but the bank still has to approve it. Any chance that last set will pass without the handrail? House is in Oregon.
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2023.03.28 19:47 Drifting_Singer I payed money for video game expansion packs to be added to my account but its been 2 months of complaints to customer services both on the phone and online with no change and they refuse to refund me is there anything I can do?
I have paid over $80 for these in-game expansion packs through the company's official website and I have all the purchase receipts and proof that the content isn't available. The company has told me for the past 2 months it will be 24 hours till it is fixed but because its been this long without progress I don't know what my options are since they keep telling me they can't give me a refund on any of my purchases since they have tried to fix the issue and haven't given up yet. They claim this is happening to thousands of people too. I've tried contacting my bank but they said its up to the company to refund me so I don't know what my options are
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