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2023.06.09 17:42 TacotheMagicDragon Chrome Mox is safe to unban, and here's why

Tl;dr

I'm sorry I couldn't make it shorter than 4 paragraphs. This post is simply too long, and I'm going over a lot of factors
If you don't want to read my spiel on why I believe Chrome Mox can be unbanned, scroll down to "Disclaimer + Request" where I talk about conducting an experiment with it to verify my thought-process.
Simply put, I believe that due to Chrome Mox causing you to neg 1 each time you cast it, it would be pretty safe to unban. Of the degenerate decks in Modern, Chrome Mox wouldn't fix any of their known issues. Ad Nauseum, Storm, Belcher, etc, aren't rogue tier because they are slow. They are rogue tier because they are extremely vulnerable to hate cards that are common in the format, or are just simply inconsistent. Chrome Mox doesn't fix either of those issues. Instead, Chrome Mox would actually help other decks back into the format.
Tribal decks like Humans, Slivers, and Merfolk (I go over Elementals below) would definitely benfit with Chrome Mox being unbanned. Additionally, despite being technically a generic card, it wouldn't be a good inclusion in a lot of decks that are already considered good. It goes against the gameplan of Murktide and Rakdos, and it straight up cannot be used in Creativity, Cascade, and Affinity decks.
It is because of this that I believe Chrome Mox is safe, and would be a healthy inclusion for the format in terms of not just deck diversity, but also in skill due to this card being able to make or break your gameplan.

End Tl;dr

Pretty much everyone seems to agree that Chrome Mox would be way too powerful and would completely ruin the format.
But after having giving a lot of thought, I'm actually pretty confident it won't. Here's my reasoning:

Firstly, here's what it does:

Chrome Mox: (0)
Artifact
Imprint - When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland, card from your hand.
(Tap): Add 1 mana of any of the exiled cards colors.

Unbanning consequences

If this was unbanned, it would see play in the following decks:
• Tribal decks, like humans, merfolk, elves, slivers, and elementals. These are the decks that can capitalize the most on Chrome Mox since they have a lot of redundancy and get a lot of value by getting stuff out ahead of curve.
• 4c Omnath would without a doubt gain some dominance if Chrome Mox were unbanned. The deck runs multiple cards that allows for replenishing of any sort of card advantage lost from playing Chrome Mox. Though, this is less on the power of Chrome Mox and more on the raw power of Omnath. In my personal opinion, whether or not Chrome Mox is unbanned, Omnath should be banned due to the amount of power it brings. If you use any removal on it, you will neg 1 because Omnath replaces itself on ETB, it stabilizes you due to the constant life gain, it allows you to go off even harder with spells due to the mana it gives which is much more free than Chrome Mox, and it can even deal damage without attacking. (Which is niche, but its worth mentioning when trying to close out a game) Combined with the Evoke elementals, and Wrenn & Six to make 4 colors extremely safe, this card is completely absurd.
• Elementals (assuming that Omnath is banned. This is a hypothetical scenario, like the rest of the post) would actually be pretty balanced with Chrome mox. The additional mana allows them to get their threats out faster, and because a lot of their cards actually exile from hand for cost, it would actually create a deck that promotes skillful play, since using Chrome Mox, or any evoke elemental, at the wrong time would set you so far behind that you'd just lose.
• Dredge would definitely love Chrome Mox since it allows you to fire off a turn 1 cathartic reunion, which would definitely be a pretty good plus. However, like one other deck that I'll get to a bit later, Dredge isn't hampered by speed. It, in of itself, is a very speedy deck already, and it also runs gemstone caverns for said fast mana. Turn 1 Cathartic is already pretty common with the deck. The issue that dredge has is consistency. Dredge is inherently a luck based deck. Chrome Mox doesn't provide consistency, it just provides a fast mana in exchange for a card in your hand. Both are appreciated by dredge, but it doesn't solve dredge's problem of being luck based.
• Storm would also quite like Chrome Mox since it allows them to go off 1 turn earlier, and they have a ton of redundancy. I am confident that Storm will actually go up a few tiers too if Chrome Mox is unbanned. But this won't be a bad thing because Storm still has the issue of being very reliant on easy to remove creatures, as well as their graveyard.

Here are decks that would not use Chrome Mox

or could use it but it would be better off replaced with a different card
• Midrange decks are comprised of almost no redundancy. Pretty much every card would much rather be cast. They also want to go 1 for 1 most of the time and slowly gain value with threats like Fable of the Mirror Breaker, Expressive Iteration, or a simple creature threat like Fury or Murktide. Chrome Mox makes this game plan less efficient since it takes two cards out of your hand. (Chrome Mox being played, and the card being imprinted) Midrange decks today would be Murktide, Rakdos, and Jund. At first these decks would likely play with Chrome Mox, but then after a while they would ditch it when they realized that they would rather have another spell to ruin their opponents day.
• Aggro decks, like burn, would hate using Chrome Mox because the issue with aggro decks is that once they run out of steam, if the opponent is still alive, they are at a disadvantage. Chrome Mox accelerates how fast they run out of steam ans even delegate one of the cards in their hand that can do something to instead do nothing. That would cause said aggro deck to be that much weaker.
• Control decks have no use for Chrome Mox since mana ramping in control is generally not needed due to the fact they run a ton of lands anyway. Also, like midrange decks, every card would rather be cast than imprinted. They would more than likely rather see another counterspell or draw spell instead of Chrome Mox.
• Affinity and Hardened Scales straight up cannot use Chrome Mox due to their decks being almost entirely artifacts or lands, or both. The only cards in each deck that can be imprinted is Hardened Scales, Ancient Stirrings, Thoughtcast, and Forging the Anchor if they play it. All of these spells are spells that you would rather cast than exile it for mana ramping. There is also a likelyhood of Affinity running Metallic Rebuke and Emry mainboard to support the Chrome Mox, like they do in No Banlist Modern. Honestly, that would be fine. Affinity won't actually be a crazy deck again unless Mox Opal is unbanned, which it won't be. Additionally, NBL Modern is safe to run Emry because NBL Modern has little removal compared to vanilla Modern.
• Cascade and Creativity decks also cannot use Chrome Mox due to it directly conflicting with the decks combo.
• Yawgmoth would seem like a good candidate for Chrome Mox, but the reason it runs mana dorks is because they can also be sacrificed to Yawgmoth. Yawg can't sac Chrome Mox. So if Yawg did run it, it would probably be a 2 of. But they'd probably be better off with the mana dorks they have already since that is what they would be cutting for Chrome Mox.
• Hammertime wouldn't be able to use Chrome Mox because a lot of the cards in their deck are artifact based. The only cards that could be imprinted are Stoneforge Mystic, Puresteel Paladin, Giver of Runes, Steelshapers Gift, Surge of Salvation, and Sigarda's Aid. All of which are cards that Hammertime would much rather cast than just lose for mana ramping.
With this in mind we ask a question: With Chrome Mox back...

Would anything degenerate happen?

I did leave one deck out, and that deck is Belcher. The reason I left it out is because it would probably be the most unbelievable explanation. Blecher is one of those decks where if it ever sees tier 1 relevancy, then the entire format burns down. So, if Chrome Mox is unbanned, it would enable a whole lot of degenerate plays for Blecher, right?
Well...
Both belcher decks are designed to kill you in one turn, though the method differs between the two.
Belcher is, essentially, just a modified storm deck that tries to get as much mana to both cast and activate goblin charbelcher. As soon as Charblecher hits the field, they win. The earliest they can go off is on turn 2 by using a bunch of mana spells to immediately ramp into Charbelcher. (2 lands, 2 pyretic/desperate ritual, irencraag feat, and belcher) To go off on turn 2 requires a 6 card combo.
With Chrome Mox the earliest they can go off is turn 1... but that requires 7 cards now. (1 land, chrome mox, 1 imprint fodder card, 2 pyretic/desperate ritual, irencrag feat, charbelcher)
The other deck, oops all spells, relies on either charbelcher, or one of the creatures that mills the entire deck to get 4 Vengevine onto the field and kill their oppoent, or they can get Thassa's Oracle back and win instantly if the Vengevines didn't finish the job. With Chrome Mox they can go off on turn 2 at earliest. (Land, Chrome Mox, imprint fodder, Pentad Prism, and either creature that mills their whole library, a 5 card combo) Essentially this deck trades Belcher's speed for consistency. However it now has a super big vulnerability to hate cards that Belcher didn't have. Graveyard hate delegates them to only being able to use Charbelcher as their win condition, and they only run 1 in main and 1 in side.
But thats where we hit a problem. See, speed isn't the issue with charbelcher decks. Charblecher isn't putting up weak results because its slow, it most certainly isn't lacking there. Its putting up weak results because its inconsistent. (Or in Oops' case, extremely weak to hate cards) I watched some streams of people playing belcher and the number 1 reason they lost was because they couldn't find a belcher to combo off with. (The second reason was because the first belcher got answered)
For Oops All Spells, the main reason they lost was because either they got hit with graveyard hate, or they couldn't find a Belcher after getting hit by said graveyard hate.
In a manner of speaking, Belcher is like Tron. If you get all the necessary pieces, you win! If you don't, ugh. Chrome Mox doesn't provide any consistency, it only provides just mana. If it was unbanned, Belcher would more or less be the same as it was before, whether or not it played Chrome Mox. (Which in NBL Modern, it does alongside Street Wraith and Gitaxian Probe which gives it a lot more consistency)
Having read up to this point, you're likely thinking that because Chrome Mox is so common in NBL Modern, that surely it can't be unbanned right?

Observations on No Banlist Modern

So, first, lets assume that Chrome Mox was included in a deck because the card is unironically really good in that deck and not because literally everything is suddenly legal and Chrome Mox is a generic card as seen in a so far unsolved, unsupported, format with Dark Depths being the established best deck.
Despite literally being a subformat of Modern, No Banlist Modern can't be used as a metric for what can be unbanned in Modern.
The reason for this is because, unlike our Modern, NBL Modern has a lot of degenerate decks that would absolutely ruin your day, and Chrome Mox is just there to enjoy the ride. The best deck of NBL Modern is undoubtedly Dark Depths, with UG Emry being a close second. Both run Chrome Mox, but both aren't absolutely busted because of it. They're busted because they're running Oko, Sensei's Divining Top, Deathrite Shaman, and Dark Depths. Cards that should absolutely, positively, never be unbanned in Modern. These decks, even if they didn't use Chrome Mox, would still be the best decks of NBL Modern.
Additionally, the way that NBL Modern plays is nothing like Modern because the "checks" are different. A check is a card that is included in your deck so that it can be used to deal with a certain threat. For example, in Vanilla Modern, Unholy Heat, Bolt, Prismatic End, and Fatal Push are all very common checks. Most decks that can play them do so because they check a good amount of the format. But in NBL Modern, the checks are actually pretty different, mostly delegated to a couple removal spells and instead running more cards like Thoughtseize and Force of Negation. Actual on board removal is run in very low numbers outside of Yorion Piles. Due to this, permanents have a much higher probability of staying on board for several turns compared to Vanilla Modern.
With this idea, we can conclude that even though Chrome Mox sees a lot of play in NBL Modern, it cannot be held to the same standard as Vanilla Modern.
We can also apply this kind of thinking to cards that are banned in Legacy, but fine in Modern. The best example of this is Dreadhorde Arcanist, a card completely unseen in Modern.
The reason for this is because, like mentioned before, the checks in legacy are much different than in Modern. Legacy, just like NBL Modern, doesn't run much in terms of removal, and what little removal they did have was easily dealt with by countermagic which is very common in the format. The same thing also applies to Ragavan and Wrenn & Six.
It is because of these factors that NBL Modern and Legacg cannot be used as a metric to determine whether or not Chrome Mox is safe to unban in Vanilla Modern.

Disclaimer + Request

This, of course, is all completely hypothetical. Given that Chrome Mox has never been legal in Modern, and despite me doing several days of research on the matter, it is still uncertain on whether or not my claim is true.
Which is why I have a request for any LGS who wants to do some science! (If it's allowed)
I would like to conduct a study in a controlled environment where Chrome Mox is unbanned for about 8 months. (Though a year would be more ideal since it would give more time for the format to settle, which would give me much better data) During these 8 months, after each tournament, the organizer (I would be doing this myself if an LGS in my decides to do this) notes the decklist of each person in the tournament, their winrate, their matchups, and whether or not their deck has Chrome Mox in it. (For simplicity, the decklist doesn't have to be noted down. Ideally it would just be like: Player A, Izzet Murktide, /w Chrome Mox, 60% winrate, played against: Cascade WW, Affinity LWW, Jund LL, and UW Control LW-tie)
In addition, because Chrome Mox is pretty difficult to get, for the duration of the study, all participants will be allowed to proxy it.
Also the tournaments where Chrome Mox is legal would essentially be no different than a regular weekly tournament. Pay to get in, get store credit if you go 2-1-1 or better. The literal only difference is that now Chrome Mox is legal.

Expectations of this study

For the first several months, almost everyone is going to be using Chrome Mox. This is to be expected since it is a card never before legal in Vanilla Modern and is generally seen as strong, much like how when Stoneforge Mystic and Jace the Mind Sculptor were unbanned 4 years ago.
Then, over time, the useage of Chrome Mox will gradually go down as people begin to get used to the card and only put it in decks that actually should run it. Other people would likely start making decks that would like using Chrome Mox rather than use a deck that Chrome Mox is weak in but strong in the meta, like Rakdos or Murktide.
At roughly the 8 month mark, the format should more or less resemble the format we have now, except the decks Chrome Mox is good in, Tribal decks, Storm, Dredge, etc, have their foot a bit further in the door and see more representation.

Possible issues

• At the start of the study, if everyone starts playing degenerate decks, the study will fail because the format will be too grueling to actually settle and people will just leave instead. (My biggest fear is doing the study and 90% of the sample size deciding to play only Belcher) This issue would cause all data to be nonconclusive, since the study would have to be aborted soon after it began.
• A lot of stores might have a small player population. If the sample size is too small, the format may never actually settle and instead convey the idea that Chrome Mox would be too warping, even though it might not actually be. To remedy this, a survey could be given out every few weeks to ask how players feel about Chrome Mox and if it helped them win or lose a game. Make sure to not ask how they felt towards the game as a whole, because that will only tell us that they liked the card when they won, and disliked the card when they lost.
• The study length might not be long enough to settle, even with a respectable sample size. It took about a year for Stoneforge decks to settle down. Chrome Mox is seen as a stronger card than Stoneforge, so it is definitely possible it could take even more time to settle, much longer than 8 months, or even a year. I proposed 8 months because I didn't want to scare people off by saying this would take over a year to conduct. But if the LGS is willing to do this for over a year, that would be ideal.
• Magic players could just be stubborn and when they see that Chrome Mox is being unbanned, they just might decide they don't want to even give it a try.

Closer

Good god, this took a while. I worked on this for about 6 days. (not 6 days straight, just on and off researching and typing)
I definitely expect most, if not all, of you to actually disagree with me, and I definitely will be downvoted to oblivion. Some will probably call me a troll even though I am completely serious.
Anyways, this is what I did instead of my calculus homework.
Cheers!
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2023.06.09 17:41 Seeyouon_otherside The Isolationists - Chapter 34: Spark of Rebellion

Memory Transcription Subject: Bosjin, Zeyzell Planetary Defense Corps
I lined up the xeno in my scope as I laid on a nearby snowdrift, waiting for it to move away from the group of civilians it and its allies had captured. The things had arrived in this town an hour ago were injecting them with what I assumed was their so-called “Cure.” I growled when a crying kit was ripped away from their parent and stuck with a syringe. The parent yowled in fury and leaped at the xeno, trying to clamber up its larger frame and clawing at its eyes. The Kolshian slammed the parent into a wall before raising its weapon.
May Maa scorch whatever twisted essence substitutes for your soul.
I squeezed the trigger, sending a single bullet into its brain. The other xenos whirled their guns around, looking for the sniper. I adjusted my aim and iced what looked like the leader. Xeno blood began to stain the snowy ground. Bullets rained down on my general position, forcing me to back away and crawl to a new vantage point. The filthy things had murdered my entire squad and dispersed their cure over entire cities. I’d been able to scrounge up an old gas mask from a now-destroyed armory, meaning that the things would either have to take the time to capture and inject a single soldier or, more likely, just kill me.
I circled around the group of xenos, using my pure white fur to camouflage myself. I was a phantom, striking quickly before retreating back into the snow. The snow and ice were our turf. We’d evolved to use it to our advantage. The xenos would have to pay dearly for every scrap they took from us. Reaching another secure position, I iced another two xenos before instantly darting away before they could react. That wide vision of theirs did absolutely nothing against a ghost of the snow.
“Predator!” I heard one of them call. “Stand down!”
I ignored it, scrambling a nearby frost-tree, taking care not to rustle the sparkling and brittle leaves. I raised the scope to my eye once more before I paused. One of the xenos was holding a rifle to the back of the kit’s head. Other xenos were doing the same to other civilians.
“Predator!” it called again. “Surrender or we will begin executing your people!”
The wind began to pick up, kicking up snow, making it harder for them to see. It would also distort the direction of my voice.
“You’re going to do it anyway, xeno!” I retorted, clambering down the tree and circling the group once more. Just because it was harder for them to pinpoint me, didn’t mean I was safe.
“You would take that chance, predator-”
The wind began howling, drowning out anything else it was saying. Flurries of snow began to batter the area. I chuckled. Snowstorms this strong were dangerous even to us. These furless xenos wouldn’t last ten minutes. I slung my rifle behind me and unsheathed my knife, edging closer to their position. Some infrared goggles would be handy right now, but I still had the advantage. My eyes, evolved to handle the icy debris, could see better than the unprepared things. I had heard that the Federation used climate-altering technology to suit their exact needs on every planet. The Unity also did such things on occasion, but only on planets without life. Pydoria Rusarth’s climate was more or less the same as it had ever been, ignoring the effects of (mostly) eco-friendly colonization.
The relative unpredictability of this planet’s weather patterns had thrown the things off guard. I paused when the first xeno silhouette came into view. It was raking its gun all around it in a paranoid manner. I snuck up behind it, taking care to stay in its blind spot and freezing whenever its gaze fell on my location. It was a bit undignifying to be crawling along my stomach like this, but the giddiness of being able to ice my home’s invaders made up for it.
I was right next to it. I raised my blade and slashed it across the back of the creature’s knees. It fell with a yelp that was quickly silenced with a cut throat. Leaving it to bleed out, I moved on until I caught sight of a few prisoners with a pair of xeno guards. The wind was screaming now, as if the planet itself was howling its pain and fury at those who dared attack it. I raised my rifle and fired, the gunshot muffled by the wind. One xeno went down and the other was too busy shielding itself against the unforgiving cold to notice.
The prisoners took notice of the fallen xeno and some of them took the opportunity to bolt away. The others turned to the still-living xeno and unsheathed their claws. A single Zeyzell against one of them wasn’t a fair fight. Half-a-dozen on the other hand? I relished the screams of the thing as seven furious citizens piled onto it, raking their claws across its eyes and extremities. This was the fate that all xenos deser-
Something’s behind me.
I whirled around when a patch of snow crunched only to take the butt of a giant gun to the snout. A cruel-looking Kolshian sneered down at me as it shivered from the cold.
“Not so dangerous now, are you, predator?” it mocked.
Its tentacle tightened on the trigger. I closed my eyes, resigning myself to my fate. I flinched when a gunshot rang and…
I opened my eyes. The xeno was looking at a hole in its chest in surprise. It tried to stumble away only for a second shot to rip through its skull. It fell down and I looked behind where it was to see the shape of a Zeyzell. It was taller and it wore some kind of battle armor that I’d only ever seen on… Deathwatch Guards. We were saved! Loud gunshots rang through the area as more of my saviors entered the fray.
I scrambled to my feet and stared at the Guard, my face reflected in its orange visor. They nodded at me before rushing back into the fight and I immediately tailed them. My mood fell a bit when I thought about why they were here. Usually, they stuck around people of high importance, such as politicians. If they were here, then their charges must’ve been killed. I shook my head. That didn’t matter. What mattered was winning this fight. And the next and the next until reinforcements arrived or we fell in battle.
I stared in awe as the Guard expertly dispatched three xenos before they knew what was happening. More Guards appeared, gunning down those who were trying to flee. Normal soldiers rushed to free the prisoners while the Guards worked. A bullet struck one Guard in the shoulder, sending them sprawling before it leapt back up and riddled its attacker with holes, their armor having saved it from anything worse than a bad bruise. Compared to us, these troops were practically demigods.
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Memory Transcription Subject: High Captain Bolhur, Zeyzell Fleet Command
I mused on Edo’s panicked orders to me as we hurtled towards Pydoria Rusarth. The Overseer had redirected the defense fleet to relieve Vajo’s dwindling forces and the xenos had pounced on the chance to attack. The redirected fleet was also on the way, hauling a Shield-class in tow which, combined with the identical ship I was currently standing on, and the thousand ships in both fleets would obliterate the invaders. I allowed myself a small chuckle.
Before the Kolshians stepped in, entire fleets scattered at the sight of these gargantuan warships. They each needed a trio of gigantic reactors in order to power its hundred railguns, nigh-unbreakable shields, and atmosphere scorching engines. The Kolshians might be brave enough to take one of them on, but a pair? Even the Arxur would fall before such power. I did wonder why we didn’t deploy all fifteen of them on the front lines however. With one or two at every major battle, the war would be going better for us.
“We’re nearly there, sir,” my navigator informed me.
“Charge railguns and bring us as close as possible,” I ordered.
I expected to see Pydoria Rusarth in the middle of burning, with every settlement wiped off of the map. Instead, I got the opposite. I gasped at the sheer size of the xeno fleet, much larger than the two thousand we were promised. And under the giant fleet was Pydoria Rusarth, completely untouched, at least from my perspective. Scans showed that not one antimatter bomb had been detonated on the surface. The xenos were occupying it!
I shook off my surprise. The second attack fleet would be here any moment and we needed to help clear a way for them.
“Open fire!” I shouted.
The xenos were caught off guard by our sudden arrival and couldn’t react in time to save themselves from thousands of simultaneous railgun strikes from my wall of ships. My flagship, the Vanguard, immediately followed up with a wave of plasma and kinetics, striking down hundreds more. The xenos adapted quickly however and regrouped closer to the planet, taking out a few of my own fleet. Most of their retaliatory strikes were directed at my own ship. Thankfully the Vanguard’s shields held up and we pressed the attack long enough for High Captain Treuts and the Annihilator to join the fight.
I could practically sense the xenos’ faltering morale as the two fleet-killing dreadnaughts bore down on them. They heavily outnumbered us, but we were the ones with the firepower. I contacted the fleet.
“Treuts, help me punch a hole in this location,” I said, marking the densest concentration of enemy warships in order to cause maximum damage to their fleet. “I want the rest of the fleet to surround the colony and squeeze the xeno formations. The moment we get through, deploy dropships to retake the planet.”
The fleet obeyed, spreading out across the planet, forcing the xenos to thin their own formation to counter, leaving the Vanguard and the Annihilator to fire upon a weaker defensive position. Two hundred railguns fired in tandem, obliterating a slew of xenos and we immediately followed up with a storm of plasma, missiles, and kinetics. Once again, I wondered why we didn’t use these mountains of steel more often. This was among the largest fleet of xenos we’d faced since the Battle of Earth, and only two being utilized to their fullest capacity was slowly but surely pushing the xenos back. I was sure we could spare a few from some of the Core Worlds.
The xenos launched a slew of missiles, most of which were shot down before they could reach us. Those that survived detonated a little way away from our ships. Readings showed a massive spike in electromagnetic radiation. They tried to EMP us.
“Any damage?” I asked.
“Shields took a small hit, sir, but are otherwise fine,” my sensors officer responded. “The hardenings worked. EMPs are mostly ineffective.”
“Sir!” my comms officer called. “The xenos are hailing us!”
“Amusing,” I chuckled. “They wish to beg? Too bad. Ignore it. They should have thought about dying before they came here.”
The xenos’ cries for mercy went unheeded as we pushed deeper into their formation.
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Memory Transcription Subject: Captain Vajartav, Kolshian Commonwealth Fleet Command
Our ultimatum went unheeded as the predators pushed deeper into our formation. As a member of the higher caste, I was given the privilege of not being as easy to spook as the lesser members of the Federation. And yet the sight of the twin giant warships bearing down on us without mercy filled me with terror. They had a seemingly infinite supply of weapons and breaking their shields might as well be the same as trying to batter down a brick wall with our bare tentacles.
“Fine,” I said, hiding my fear. “If they don’t want to listen, then we will just show them. Begin bombardment, two low-population cities.”
“But sir, our forces are still down there!”
“A necessary sacrifice. Do as I say.”
Two bombers broke away and burned towards their targets. Hopefully, this would buy us time for reinforcements to arrive. They should be here any second, but time was a precious commodity at the moment. The predators took notice of the bombers and fired some of their railguns. By some miracle, the bombers were able to swerve out of the way. Well, one of them. The other took a glancing blow and began to flounder in the planet’s gravitational field.
That was fine. A single destroyed city would give the same message.
“BRACE FOR IMPACT!”
I looked up from the feed of the ships and gasped at the sight of another storm of missiles hurtling towards the center of our formation. Towards me. Then the projectiles detonated. An instant later, the ship went dark and the engines stopped rumbling. We were dead in space. About to be literally. The vicious predators started systematically destroying every defenseless ship in their path. They would lose a city, but now we couldn’t send anymore bombers.
Where are those damn reinforcements?!
“Sir! Look!”
The navigator pointed out the viewport and I felt immense relief flow through me. It was a staggering sight, 20,000 warships here to sweep away the disgusting creatures that called themselves sapient. The gargantuan attackers instantly turned and opened fire with all of their railguns, hitting every target. It didn’t even make a dent. The predators realized they were outmatched and burned away from the colony, recalling their fleet as well. Our trap worked. Barely.
Our reinforcements began to envelop the predator fleet. As powerful as those fleet-killers were, they stood no chance against a fleet this size. Today was truly the beginning of the end of the Unity.
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Memory Transcription Subject: High Captain Bolhur, Zeyzell Fleet Command
“Shields are down to 50%!”
“The Annihilator’s shields are almost gone!”
“They’re blocking us from entering subspace!”
Panic and chaos bombarded my eyes and ears as the xeno reinforcements swallowed our fleet. Me and the Annihilator were barely holding them off and that wasn’t going to last for long.
“I want sublight engines and shields at full power! Carriers, create a protective barrier around yourselves and the flagships!”
At most, that bought us a few more minutes of survival before we were claimed by the vacuum of space.
Pydoria Rusarth was lost.
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Memory Transcription Subject: Admiral Ferlinn, Zeyzell Insurgency Command
“Exiting subspace now, Admiral!”
Zeyzell-10 blinked into view in all of its icy glory. The frozen planet orbited its tiny star in an irregular orbit, heating the planet enough for most of the equator’s ice to melt for a short time before swinging back into the frozen zone. That, combined with the high levels of volcanic activity under the frozen seas, was theorized to be how life took hold on a planet otherwise rather hostile to life as we know it. Some scientists even believed that life took hold multiple times before being wiped out by the unforgiving cold before it could evolve any further.
Life always seemed to find a way. Only now, Zeyzell-10 was about to see a tremendous loss of it. The fleet I’d taken to distract the Unity had no chance at taking the planet, but it was large enough to be considered a significant threat. With the Unity’s eyes on me and the fiasco at Pydoria Rusarth that Overseer Noctif was going to deal with, our primary fleet could snatch a few fringe worlds from Edo’s grasp. We would establish a foothold in the now mostly undefended Sectors Nine, Eight, and Seven on the opposite side of the border with the Federation and work inwards from there.
My orders were to make this battle as authentic as possible, up to landing troops if I could. It was unlikely I would even come close to doing so, given that I was now facing down untold thousands of warships and Weapons Platforms, three Shield-classes among them with only a couple thousand of my own ships. Not to mention those giant, hexagonal satellites hanging in low orbit. The giant contraptions were specifically placed to cause as little havoc to the ecosystem as possible while providing the maximum defense to Zeyzell-10. In the end, new weapons were impressive and all but the pinnacle of our quest to build up our defenses was this.
A global shield.
As with any impressive technology, it had its weaknesses and drawbacks. It could sustain heavy bombardment for a long while, but those satellites were vulnerable. If one went down, the entire area around it would go down as well, leaving a hole for invaders to pour through. I had my reservations about destroying even one of them in the unlikely event that I got the opportunity due to the cultural significance they possessed, but Edo’s reign would end in the destruction of our culture entirely if we didn’t put a stop to this.
“The fleet is hailing us, Admiral!”
“Accept it.”
The image of an angry officer appeared in front of me. I recognized her as High Admiral Jannob, the supreme commander of the entire Zeyzell Navy. Traditionally, High Admirals were always stationed in defense of Zeyzell-10, which is why Vajo, and before him Krobag, were put in charge of the war against the Federation. Although they called the shots, Jannob had the last say.
“What is the meaning of this?!” she snarled. “We were not expecting a fleet here! Identify yourselves or you will be fired upon!”
I answered calmly. A new idea came to mind. Perhaps I wouldn’t have to take on the entire fleet on my own.
“Hello, High Admiral.”
Surprise crossed her face.
“High Captain Ferlinn?”
Admiral Ferlinn, as per the orders of Overseer Noctif.”
“Overseer Noctif is dead, traitor! All because of the xenos! Xenos that you should be fighting instead of your own people!”
“On the contrary, Overseer Noctif is most certainly alive, if a little worse for wear. No thanks to Edo.”
“Excuse me?”
I glanced down as a message from Noctif reached me. She was engaging the Kolshians over Pydoria Rusarth. I ordered my comms officer to send videos of Noctif that had been taken after the assassination attempt. Jannob watched the files with growing joy.
“She’s alive! That’s wonder…ful…” she trailed off as she realized the implications of this.
“Edo was the one who destroyed the Council Chamber. He blamed it on the Federation and used the attack he orchestrated to seize power. Edo is the traitor, not me.”
Jannob fell silent as she pondered the new information.
“Who will you stand with, Jannob?” I asked. “The man who is dooming the Unity, or the woman who only wanted what was best?”
Her eyes flicked back up to me, the now-familiar spark of rebellion shining within them.
“I stand with Overseer Noctif.”
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Memory Transcription Subject: Overseer Noctif, Zeyzell Insurgency Leader
The battered Shield-class was quickly being torn apart by the xenos. Every other ship in its fleet had been destroyed, including another Shield whose wreckage dominated the scanners. I observed the battle from the safety of the middle of my fleet. I was no military officer, but being here in person was important. High Captain Grencop was in charge of this battle, a battle that even I could see we had no hope of winning.
I contacted the dreadnought from my ship.
“Attention Unity dreadnought. This is Overseer Noctif. Hang in there, we are here to help.”
Grencop ordered the majority of his fleet to engage the Kolshians, drawing them away from the dying mountain of metal. The Shield gladly took the opportunity to punch its way through the Kolshians and reach our fleet.
“They’re hailing you, Overseer.”
“Let them talk.”
The High Captain of the Shield-class appeared, pink blood oozing through the fur on his head.
“Overseer Noctif?” he asked in wonder.
“Indeed, High Captain. It looked like you needed help.”
“H-How is this possible?”
“Not important right now, High Captain. Let’s get the hell out of here first.”
He rubbed his wound before flicking his tail in acknowledgment.
“Of course, Overseer Noctif. It’s good to have you back.”
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2023.06.09 17:40 Onemoniter Reduce Your Kids Social Media Addiction Using Onemonitar Android Spy App

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2023.06.09 17:38 Be_positive2348 New to FF. Need some advise

Hi. I need some advise. I’m new to FF. And I got a message from someone who wants to buy pictures but had asked me about my Snapchat. Also that person asked me to increase my daily limit because he wants to send me a check via email. I think it’s a scam. Has anyone had it like that? Also if I get the check, can I report that person to the bank as a scammer? I have his personal phone number.
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2023.06.09 17:23 my-name-is-jess My first time at the strip club (25m)

I was a little nervous at first before going there. I was expected to arrive around 8:05. That’s 5 minutes after opening. I was scared to be alone so I went to the nearest mall’s parking lot to wait it out a bit. 8:25 came by and decided it was time to go and see some strippers. The entrance fee was 10$, but I left a 5$ tip. I’ve read that they don’t really like non-tippers so I felt obligated to before actually going in. While I was in I didn’t actually get that feeling, but the doorman wasn’t there, it was just a normal girl at a cash register. She did split my 20$ into 5$, probably expecting that we put a 5$ tip, I guess? When I actually got it, it felt weird. Like I didn’t belong. There were no dancers, only a couple dudes around the bar and a barmaid. I sat down at the bar, because that felt like the only place to be. I didn’t get noticed for maybe two or three minutes so I left to go play the money machine. I never really expected to play these types of games in my life since I’m not much of a gambler, but it felt like it was the only thing I could do to wait it out and see what’s going to happen later. I put in a 5$ bill and pressed buttons, and didn't actually understand what I was doing for a while, I was up 3$ by the time I started to understand how points worked. Anyways I played for maybe 20 to 30 minutes. During this time a barmaid came to me and asked if I wanted anything to drink. Knowing they kind of forced people into paying for drinks to stay inside I just picked a Rum & Coke. It cost around 12$ and I paid 15$ for a tiny glass, with ice. It was fine for a drink but very expensive. This would be my last drink of the night.
Anyway, while I was playing with the machine a dancer came to see how I was doing, her name was Layla, a nice blonde with big tits. At that point I had gotten my 5$ up to 28$ and back down to 23$ and some change. She asked if I wanted to cash out and go for a dance so I said yes. She showed me how to cash out as I asked her that I had no idea how this worked. The machine left me a ticket to claim my prize and Layla told me it’s normal for people to give tips when claiming the prize. Sure I just won money, whatever I guess. So I kept 20$ and tipped the change to the barmaid.
Layla then brought me to the cabin section where you have to pay 5$ to get in and then each song you pay 20$. I asked if I was allowed to touch and she said yes and told me the rules and whatever, I made sure whatever I was doing was in accordance with the rules and respectful to her. She started out in her small outfit, a white bra and panties that glowed under the blacklight, and she started dancing. I really liked caressing her body, she was very soft. I don’t actually remember much details about this dance, but I touched some fake breasts for the first time while they looked very nice, they didn’t feel as nice as some other tits I’ll be touching during this night. I got three songs with her, that was enough for her to drop her top and panties. I had a fully naked sexy stranger bouncing on my lap and feeling my very hard cock through my pants, wow.
After my dance with Layla I went back to sit down in front of the empty stage, closer to where the dancers were hanging out. I believe most of them got in while I was with Layla. After a couple minutes a new girl introduced herself, didn’t remember much, but I nicely told her off because I barely just got my lap dance and wanted to look around a bit. Not long after that Yasmine came to introduce herself. I didn’t think I was going to take her to the cabin when I initially saw her, but we talked a bit and I felt comfortable with her and she was fun to talk to so why not? I went to the ATM and got 140$ (7$ fee) and she led me to her cabin. Yasmine was an Italian & *local Canadian province* girl, very nice small and small tits but I’m getting ahead of myself. She starts dancing on me, I feel her out, caressing her body with my hands. This one was wilder than Layla, she was much more dominant. I was surprised by it, she bounced hard on my lap, my cock was rock hard and her bouncing kind of made it hurt, my dick doesn’t really bend that way. That wasn’t the nice part though, I wasn’t expecting this and kind of knew I would like something like that, but never experienced this before. She bit my ear semi-softly, licked my lip, pulled my hair and grabbed my neck. She was probably around my age but yes mommy. She also simulated going down on me by getting down on her knees in front of me, looking me in the eyes and licking her thumb she placed as if it was my penis. Also during the dance she leaned back a bit too much and she couldn’t get back up, I was holding her with a hug and though she was still in control because she was so light I didn’t even feel like she was falling. She told me to pick her up to help her and we continued the dance a bit. When I ended the dance I told her about how when I was a teenager I saw videos on Youtube about pranksters or whatever making videos asking random young men on the street if they can remove a bra with only one hand around her back without looking and was telling her that I never had difficulties with that and that the trick is to use your left hand, always. I asked if I could try on her and she said sure. I got it within 3 seconds and she said that she didn’t expect me to get it that easy. Anyway, I paid for the 4 songs (which I thought were only three, but whatever, I had a great time with her).
I went back to sit down at the same spot, pretty much the same thing some girls sat down next to me to talk and ask me for dances. I didn’t go right away. One girl named Maxime, a very beautiful girl, also Italian and Lebanese, brunette, came to talk to me, also didn’t think I would be getting lap dances from her at first, even less two of them. But she was really nice, we talked for a while and when she asked for a dance I asked her if she could do a little turn around. I wanted to see if she had a bigger ass than Layla and Yasmine, she didn’t really like me asking that. Usually it’s the annoying guys that ask this. I apologized and told her why I asked that and she was very proud to get up and lean on the main stage to show me her ass. Needless to say that I went and got some money out again. Her tits were small, but firm, probably my favorite tits to date. Her ass was perfectly sized, not too small, not too big, nice hips and nice outfit. She was wearing a black strappy bottom with a nice chain around her waist with a black strap and black top. She was so hot, I asked her if I could remove her bra when she was ready to remove it, kind of the same story as before, but more leaning on Yasmine being surprised I got it so fast. She told me to remove her bra soon after, this model of bra was slightly more difficult, it’s not the typical clip, it was a slide in elastic. It wasn’t as easy and I had to look to figure out how it worked. I helped her remove her bra. I touch her bare breast softly caressing her body. She really is cuddly and touchy, I’m really enjoying her at that point. She puts her panties to the side, showing me her pussy. She starts rubbing her bare pussy on my hard cock through my pants, oh my god she’s hot, she then licks her finger and starts rubbing her pussy in front of me, she moans a little. The dance continues and I don’t remember the details in the right order, but anyway she has a part two.
As usual now, I go back to sit down at the same spot, now the place was more crowded and the main stage was actually used for dancers. I was looking for a 4th girl to take on a dance, I wanted to see how a more curvy girl would feel. I had a couple more strippers talk to me, the barmaid asked that I should order a drink because I should have a drink at this point and somewhat tried to force me to buy a drink, but I told her I just wanted to get a last dance before going. So I felt a bit rushed to get a new girl and the girl currently on stage was a nice fat ass and curves so I looked at her when she got off stage and we went to the cabins a bit too fast. I don’t remember why but she told me she had drunk a bit. This part is going to be short. She looked hot, most strippers did anyway, I took her for 3 songs, whatever was left in my wallet. She wasn’t very touchy, she was more of a dancer, her moves were average like most strippers, she didn’t stand out much really. I didn’t remember her name either. When I got out of the dance I didn’t want to leave on a bad note, so I went looking for Yasmine. Honestly my short term memory wasn’t very good while I was there and I had a hard time remembering which girl was the one rubbing her pussy (Maxime) so it was one of these two, but I could only really remember Yasmine. While walking around I quickly remembered the face of girl #3, Maxime. I asked her for her name again and told her I wanted a dance. She knew I wanted to get a dance from another girl so she told me to go find another girl, I told her I wanted her again and we went back to the cabin after I got another 100$ out. She asked if I went with another girl between her two dances and told her that my last dance was not really nice and wanted to leave on a great note. I told her that I was missing the touchy part of the dance with the previous girl and that let her know I liked cuddles more than dances which she was all for. I told her I got 100$ for 5 songs, so she put a 15 minute timer on her phone instead of going song by song, should be more time with each other this way she told me. She asked me to remove her bra since I asked her last time. Which I gladly did, with much more ease this time might I add. This dance was the best. I caressed her, spanked her ass soft-mediumly, we got very close, I could almost kiss her (not that I was allowed to, but damn it would’ve felt so good). She lifted up my shirt, her hand caressed my chest a bit before she got down to slide her soft, but firm breast against my bare skin. She again showed me her pussy, spit on her fingers, rubbed her pussy for a while, sometimes rubbing herself on my crotch. I was so turned on by her. She moaned even more this time. We were both breathing heavily and she told me she was wet after briefly feeling her pussy. I felt so good with her and was so comfortable with her that I almost forgot I was in a strip club. When the dance ended, she pointed out my huge boner that was extremely obvious showing through my pants. I wore it proudly and flirted with her telling her it was her fault my pants had a huge bulge. I asked for a goodbye hug and I might have overdone it a little. It was a pretty sensual hug. This was how my night ended, the best lap dance ever, at least for now. I’m definitely going back to see her someday. I’m thinking of just skipping the bullshit and bringing 220$, 20$ for club entrance with tip plus cabin fee and just have a 30 minutes session with her the rest. On my way home I couldn’t stop smiling and laughing by myself for having lived such a nice experience. I was also extremely horny, horny for more women sensuality so nothing happened after that. I was so happy. I couldn’t go to sleep. I think I went to sleep around 3:30 AM because I simply was too happy to even go to sleep. This never happened to me before. I woke up at 6AM, my alarm was set for 8:20AM. Rough night of sleep. Now I’m writing this on my laptop because I want to be able to relive this experience again. It’s almost 10AM. I finished writing this just in time before my morning work meeting to start my day off. I’m going to be really sleepy today. But it was worth every penny.
I put back the same shirt as last night, I really love that shirt (Henley Shirt, LTTStore.com, not a sponsor), it was still clean since I only put that on last night after taking a shower. It smells like Maxime’s perfume, it's a really nice fruity smell.
Also, the confidence and energy boost this experience gave me is phenomenal. I never went to the gym, I’ve been somewhat considering going for a while now to lose the couple pounds I gained in the last couple years that put me over 200. I now feel like I’m actually ready to get up and put in the effort. Haven’t done anything yet, but I would like to see myself with some visible muscles.
(names used in this story are not their real names)
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2023.06.09 17:09 wcollins260 These text messages I get almost daily. Usually they let their intentions be known in the first message and I can just ignore it. This one seemed work related so I had to respond.

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2023.06.09 17:06 mR-gray42 I Run A Shop That Buys And Sells Bizarre Items-Part Four

Previous Part
Well, things have officially gotten batshit.
When I called Mr. A and told him about the Vagrant’s actions, I could almost hear him go pale. Obviously, he had hoped this would never happen. He told me to say a certain phrase aloud: “Closed for Maintenance.” Just like that, the entire shop shifted. The glass door was covered with an enormous slab of some bizarre material that looked almost like obsidian, and come to think of it, looked an awful lot like a solid form of whatever the Vagrant’s skin was covered with. The same thing happened to the windows, and the lights in the shop turned on automatically. Finally, the warehouse door was sealed by one of the slabs.
There was no doubt in my mind that Mr. A had hoped and prayed this would never happen, but he always expected that it would. Despite his obvious fear, he managed to keep enough composure to tell me that these slabs were created from material taken from one of the Vagrant’s earlier intrusions. Using it, he had been able to create a full system that would drive the creature out. Then he told me with some hesitation that it was time for me to meet “Them.” Now, this was the first time he had decided to give them an actual name. According to him, they were called “the Proprietor.” Despite their innocent-sounding name, I had the sense that I had to be on my guard when it came to dealing with them, something Mr. A confirmed. “You’ve dealt with eldritch things before, lad, but trust me when I tell ya, this bloke’s on a different level. I can’t stress these instructions enough, lad: don’t ask them anythin’. Just listen, then wait until they’ve finished speaking. They’ll know why you’re there, and they’ll give ya answers, but they won’t be comfortin’.”
Well, I got what Mr. A was talking about after he had given me the instructions on opening a door to the Proprietor’s world. I’m not allowed to disclose how I made it appear, but a door that the shop previously didn't have appeared behind me. On it was a sign that read, “Proprietor’s Office. Staff Only. Violators Will Be Terminated.” A faint droning noise emanated from the other side. Cerberus gave a small whine, and I just pet his head and smiled reassuringly, though I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t feeling nervous as well. I slowly placed my hand on the doorknob, then turned and opened it.
How do I best describe what I experienced there? I think the best word I can use is, “contradiction.” Imagine an infinitely large room with no color, yet somehow brighter than the Sun. The droning noise I heard from the other side of the door continued, but it was joined by a deafening screech.
Then the noise changed to words. I could hear them suddenly speaking in my head. It pierced my mind, speaking in nonsensical phrases that I could somehow comprehend. They had no voice and every voice. Like I said, “contradiction.” Bear in mind, the speech of this being is similar in structure to the Pr’mAtrian. Same as them, the Proprietor seems to be unable to translate their words into fully comprehensible human language so this is the best I can do. The following is the best translation I can provide.
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This is all approximate; I have a clearer picture of what I need to do in my head. So basically, I need to kill the physical form of this thing, then seal it in something that they gave me. It looks like a puzzle box (if Hellraiser comes to mind, I don’t blame you; I thought the same.) Why they didn’t do this for previous owners is beyond me. I reported back to Mr. A, and he was as surprised as I was. Still, he told me to keep the gun and box close at hand. Strange as the Proprietor was, I found myself trusting it. I had the impression that if it saw me as a tool or puppet, it could have easily taken over my mind, used me to kill the Vagrant rather than instructing me how to.
I have a feeling that things are really coming to a head soon, though. Just two hours ago, I got a call. Before I could answer, an enraged voice snarled, “You spoke to them, didn't you, you little shit?! I couldn't sense you for hours! I was starting to think you’d gotten so scared you decided to finish the job yourself! What did they tell you?!”
I stayed quiet, instinctively reaching for the gun. ”What. Did. They. Tell. You?!” it demanded again through clenched teeth, all arrogance and mockery gone. Still I said nothing. It shrieked, “Damn it, tell me or I’m going to carve you into tiny pieces and make your dog fucking eat them!” “You sound scared,” I replied coldly and with a hint of mockery of my own. There was silence on the other end. Then my right ear erupted in pain as the Vagrant screeched furiously. I dropped the phone and fell, clutching my ear which was ringing with tinnitus. Cerberus rushed to my side and began nudging me. Once the pain began to subside the sound of high, deranged laughter sounded from the phone’s speakers. Then I heard a sound that chilled my blood more than this sadistic creature’s laughter, something that made all three of Cerberus's heads begin barking and growling. It was sealed up, but I could hear it all the same.
It began knocking from inside the warehouse where I first saw it, all while the phone kept broadcasting its laughter.
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2023.06.09 17:00 R-BINS-N As a Teemo main, I'm excited for the ASU, but I still feel like he needs his kit adjusted; not just his design.

Take everything I say here with a grain of salt: I'm only ranked silver, and I play the game semi-regularly at best. Honestly, maybe I'm asking for advice on how to play him better more than anything, but either way, I have some thoughts on Teemo.
I'm really looking forward to the Teemo ASU, but I'm a little disappointed he isn't getting a broader rework. I'm not sure he needs it: Due to my inexperience I don't really have the right to make that claim. However, I'd still like to open the conversation up. Hopefully I'm not repeating anything that's been said a million times.
Firstly, his W feels quite weak to me. Maybe in the earlier days in the game, that passive/active move-speed would've been huge, but now everyone has some sort of movement ability, and more importantly, Teemo's W only grants move-speed, while Miss Fortune's W for example provides an attack-speed buff as well. I usually use Teemo's W to engage on an enemy if a shroom is popped, or when I'm trying to escape. Maybe there are more uses for it that I'm not seeing, so if so, let me know!
Secondly, his passive and ultimate are both directly countered by a free item: Sweeper. Or, if you're rich, a control ward for 75G. The problem is, I don't know how you'd make shrooms or his stealth balanced if Riot were to change them so they simply can't be seen by those trinkets: They'd be too strong. I know my shroom placement is fine for a fact, and I can play around auto-attacking enemies looking to damage a visible shroom, but that's about it. I know I don't utilize his passive enough, but that's less of a kit issue and more of a player issue. It feels like these parts of Teemo's kit feel so close to being good: The numbers are ok, and they feel good to use and work with generally, but these abilities get countered so hard that they aren't really fun to use. Also, changing his passive and especially his ultimate entirely doesn't feel like the right choice. Yes, believe it or not, even players in silver know how to buy a sweeper or control ward. Maybe I could be using them better, so again, if you have a suggestion, suggest away!
Lastly, his E just doesn't have a lot going on. It's a core part of his kit, and it's the first ability you max out, but it just feels like another passive rather than it's own unique ability. Like everything else, the numbers seem fine, but I just wish it was just his passive so he could have an actual ability to cast in that E slot.
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Tbh this happened like 2-3 years ago and i skimmed over alot of stuff that happened but honestly idk how to feel about everything that happened nor idk what to do to cope
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GM/37/37 18.8 1.72 1.97 46 88.1
ROKU/74/72 39.23 1.63 1.69 47 87.0
ADBE/465/455 30.44 1.68 1.68 5 83.4
CAT/240/230 15.43 1.26 1.68 52 56.8
TSLA/250/240 49.88 1.32 1.63 39 97.2
NFLX/425/410 30.8 1.11 1.61 38 91.3
UPST/32/32 66.62 1.57 1.57 0 84.5
VXX/28/28 -34.01 1.25 1.57 0 77.1

Highest Premium

These options offer the highest ratio of implied volatility (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). Sell iron condors, straddles, or strangles.
Stock/C/P Direction Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Efficiency
DOCU/60/58 20.75 2.35 2.46 0 89.0
CVNA/25/25 136.66 1.9 2.04 0 84.5
GM/37/37 18.8 1.72 1.97 46 88.1
ADBE/465/455 30.44 1.68 1.68 5 83.4
ROKU/74/72 39.23 1.63 1.69 47 87.0
UPST/32/32 66.62 1.57 1.57 0 84.5
LUV/30/30 2.83 1.61 1.52 48 60.5
TMUS/131/129 -11.63 1.54 1.46 46 51.1
TSLA/250/240 49.88 1.32 1.63 39 97.2
CAT/240/230 15.43 1.26 1.68 52 56.8

Most Efficient

These underlyings have the best liquidity and offer the least slippage, tightest spreads and the cheapest cost of a round trip trade. Scalp or swing trade these directionally.
Stock/C/P Direction Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Efficiency
TSLA/250/240 49.88 1.32 1.63 39 97.2
AMZN/126/124 16.61 1.07 1.05 47 94.9
GOOG/124/122 10.75 1.03 1.03 45 94.1
NVDA/395/385 33.11 0.85 0.89 0 93.9
SOXL/23/23 47.47 0.96 0.98 0 93.7
QQQ/359/351 9.71 1.26 0.95 0 92.0
WFC/42/42 9.25 1.01 1.04 35 91.9
META/270/260 14.73 0.73 0.91 46 91.3
NFLX/425/410 30.8 1.11 1.61 38 91.3
SMH/149/147 19.34 1.02 0.97 0 91.2

Upcoming Earnings

These are high risk high reward option plays where you can buy or sell the expected move.
Stock/C/P Direction Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Efficiency
ORCL/109/107 15.05 1.25 1.21 3 62.5
ADBE/465/455 30.44 1.68 1.68 5 83.4
FDX/225/220 -0.84 1.1 1.1 11 52.3
NKE/106/104 -19.29 1.0 0.81 17 86.3
MU/66/64 1.79 1.11 1.01 19 82.9
DAL/39/39 17.12 1.17 1.05 32 73.8
C/48/48 -0.96 0.95 0.43 35 82.8
WFC/42/42 9.25 1.01 1.04 35 91.9
JPM/141/139 2.39 0.88 0.73 35 82.3
NFLX/425/410 30.8 1.11 1.61 38 91.3
  • Historical Move v Implied Move: We determine the historical volatility (log variance of daily gains) of the underlying asset (HV) and compare that to the current implied volatitlity (IV) of the option price. This is used to determine the Call or Put Premium.
  • Expiration: 2023-06-09.
  • Call/Put Pricing: How much extra you are paying for IV relative to HV. Low numbers mean "cheaper." High numbers mean "expensive." A 1 means "fairly" priced.
  • Efficiency: This the bid/ask spreads and the depth of the order book relative to the price and approximates the cost of a round trip trade. Lower numbers are less efficient than higher numbers.
  • E.R.: Days unitl the next Earnings Release.
  • Direction: This ranges from -100 (bearish) to +100 (bullish). It accounts for RSI, trend, moving averages and put/call skew over the past 4 weeks.
  • Why isn't my stock on this list? It doesn't have "weeklies", the underlying is "too cheap", or the options markets are too illiquid (open interest) to qualify for this strategy. 480 underlyings are used in this report and only the top results end up passing the criteria for each filter.
  • How should this be improved? Do you have any suggestions or notice any bugs with this report?
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2023.06.09 15:52 intraalpha 45 DTE: Best Options Report for 6/9/2023

45 DTE: Best Options Report for 6/9/2023
Option Summary

Most Bearish

These stocks and put options are the most directionaly bearish. Directional bias ranges from -100 (bearish) to +100 (bullish). It accounts for RSI, trend, moving averages and put/call skew over the past 4 weeks. Fade the recent bearish action by selling high premium puts or follow the trend with puts with low Put Pricing.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
DG/165/145 -42.58 $1.35 $1.1 0.71 0.65 0 0.63 79.8
FL/27/25 -41.62 $0.65 $0.95 0.61 0.63 0 1.13 79.4
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
SQQQ/22/20 -34.42 $0.74 $1.1 0.67 0.65 0 -3.84 91.2
ULTA/445/400 -25.76 $4.4 $5.0 0.91 0.74 0 1.04 76.6
TGT/135/120 -24.37 $1.4 $2.3 0.83 0.74 0 1.04 89.3
DLT139/125 -18.52 $1.72 $1.84 0.9 0.77 0 0.82 83.5
SE/66/60 -18.43 $1.84 $2.76 0.59 0.57 0 2.09 90.9
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
ABBV/145/130 -16.29 $0.94 $0.54 0.95 0.65 48 0.39 70.7

Most Bullish

These stocks and call options are the most directionally bullish. Directional bias ranges from -100 (bearish) to +100 (bullish). It accounts for RSI, trend, moving averages and put/call skew over the past 4 weeks. Fade the recent bullish action by selling high premium calls or follow the trend with calls with low Call Pricing.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
CVNA/30/25 150.78 $4.85 $4.15 0.92 0.88 0 3.65 79.2
UPST/34/30 70.02 $2.85 $3.58 0.97 0.89 0 3.12 93.3
AI/39/35 59.42 $3.8 $4.65 1.08 0.89 0 2.37 86.7
W/57/51 54.13 $3.2 $4.15 0.71 0.72 0 2.97 89.3
MDB/395/355 49.68 $13.08 $16.73 0.66 0.65 0 2.35 80.1
GTLB/48/44 49.35 $1.78 $3.75 0.67 0.61 0 2.65 77.8
TSLA/260/235 49.1 $10.3 $13.0 0.84 0.85 39 2.08 98.3
SOXL/24/22 48.19 $1.6 $1.74 0.73 0.65 0 4.73 91.7
ANF/36/32 43.55 $0.68 $1.32 0.7 0.62 0 1.42 79.5
MRVL/64/58 43.13 $1.6 $2.12 0.63 0.6 0 2.17 90.8

Cheap Calls

These call options offer the lowest ratio of Call Pricing (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move up significantly less than it has moved up in the past. Buy these calls.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
META/275/245 15.43 $3.04 $5.65 0.53 0.48 46 1.0 96.3
SPXL/86/78 11.62 $1.8 $1.82 0.66 0.52 0 2.99 76.6
LULU/375/335 -6.29 $3.55 $3.32 0.62 0.52 0 1.49 80.1
TTWO/140/126 4.39 $1.23 $1.3 0.64 0.54 0 0.96 70.8
AAPL/190/170 8.35 $0.92 $1.33 0.72 0.55 0 1.31 96.9
MSFT/345/310 8.39 $2.45 $2.43 0.65 0.56 45 1.29 96.9
TTD/78/70 19.5 $1.57 $2.48 0.6 0.57 0 2.42 88.2
SE/66/60 -18.43 $1.84 $2.76 0.59 0.57 0 2.09 90.9
TWLO/66/60 16.97 $2.24 $3.13 0.63 0.59 0 2.24 90.3
DIS/97/87 -5.86 $0.74 $1.05 0.67 0.59 0 1.17 95.4

Cheap Puts

These put options offer the lowest ratio of Put Pricing (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move down significantly less than it has moved down in the past. Buy these puts.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
META/275/245 15.43 $3.04 $5.65 0.53 0.48 46 1.0 96.3
SE/66/60 -18.43 $1.84 $2.76 0.59 0.57 0 2.09 90.9
TTD/78/70 19.5 $1.57 $2.48 0.6 0.57 0 2.42 88.2
FL/27/25 -41.62 $0.65 $0.95 0.61 0.63 0 1.13 79.4
LULU/375/335 -6.29 $3.55 $3.32 0.62 0.52 0 1.49 80.1
TWLO/66/60 16.97 $2.24 $3.13 0.63 0.59 0 2.24 90.3
MRVL/64/58 43.13 $1.6 $2.12 0.63 0.6 0 2.17 90.8
TTWO/140/126 4.39 $1.23 $1.3 0.64 0.54 0 0.96 70.8
FUTU/43/39 -3.32 $1.47 $1.69 0.64 0.61 0 1.58 88.1
JD/39/35 6.68 $0.96 $1.25 0.64 0.74 -1032 1.2 75.7

Expensive Puts

These put options offer the highest ratio of bearish premium paid (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move down significantly more than it has moved down in the past. Sell these puts.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
MRK/114/104 -9.33 $0.96 $0.95 1.14 0.89 53 0.28 70.7
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
VZ/37/33 -9.72 $0.3 $0.2 1.1 0.79 46 0.37 71.1
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
AI/39/35 59.42 $3.8 $4.65 1.08 0.89 0 2.37 86.7
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
LUV/32/28 -1.97 $0.28 $0.48 1.04 0.79 48 1.01 83.0

Expensive Calls

These call options offer the highest ratio of bullish premium paid (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move up significantly more than it has moved up in the past. Sell these calls.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
KSS/23/21 8.6 $0.86 $1.07 0.92 1.01 0 1.36 85.9
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
ROKU/77/69 35.21 $3.38 $4.62 0.94 0.94 47 2.36 93.6
MU/69/63 4.54 $2.09 $1.95 0.96 0.94 19 1.44 94.8

Highest Premium

These options offer the highest ratio of implied volatility (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced to move significantly more than they have moved in the past. Sell iron condors on these as they may be over priced.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
MRK/114/104 -9.33 $0.96 $0.95 1.14 0.89 53 0.28 70.7
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
AI/39/35 59.42 $3.8 $4.65 1.08 0.89 0 2.37 86.7
KSS/23/21 8.6 $0.86 $1.07 0.92 1.01 0 1.36 85.9

Most Efficient

These stocks have the best liquidity in ATM options. This means that they offer the least slippage, tightest spreads and the cheapest cost of a round trip trade. Best for short term trades.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
TSLA/260/235 49.1 $10.3 $13.0 0.84 0.85 39 2.08 98.3
QQQ/374/337 10.08 $2.28 $1.57 0.83 0.59 0 1.3 98.1
NVDA/415/370 35.38 $9.05 $11.6 0.68 0.68 0 2.21 98.0
AMZN/130/118 15.35 $1.56 $2.74 0.71 0.67 47 1.56 97.8
IWM/195/177 6.52 $1.52 $1.25 0.87 0.74 0 1.12 97.8
GOOG/128/116 10.38 $1.12 $2.24 0.71 0.63 45 1.29 97.8
GOOGL/128/116 10.67 $1.19 $2.09 0.72 0.64 45 1.3 97.4
AMD/130/118 31.94 $4.28 $5.88 0.9 0.9 52 2.03 97.0
AAPL/190/170 8.35 $0.92 $1.33 0.72 0.55 0 1.31 96.9
MSFT/345/310 8.39 $2.45 $2.43 0.65 0.56 45 1.29 96.9

Upcoming Earnings

These stocks have earnings comning up and their premiums are usuallly elevated as a result. These are high risk high reward option plays where you can buy (long options) or sell (short options) the expected move.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
LEN/119/107 1.63 $1.78 $1.85 0.97 0.85 10 1.27 71.0
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
KMX/84/76 17.27 $3.15 $3.4 0.89 0.86 13 1.38 89.4
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
MU/69/63 4.54 $2.09 $1.95 0.96 0.94 19 1.44 94.8
DAL/41/37 16.5 $0.55 $0.82 0.94 0.82 32 1.22 73.4
  • Historical Move v Implied Move: We determine the historical volatility (log variance of daily gains) of the underlying asset and compare that to the current implied volatitlity (IV) of the option price. This is used to determine the Call or Put Premium associated with the pricing of options (implied volatility).
  • Directional Bias: Ranges from -100 (bearish) to +100 (bullish) and accounts for RSI, price trend, moving averages, and put/call skew over the past 6 weeks.
  • Priced Move: given the current option prices, how much in dollar amounts will the underlying have to move to make the call/put break even. This is how much vol the option is pricing in. The expected move.
  • Expiration: 2023-07-14.
  • Call/Put Premium: How much extra you are paying for the implied move relative to the historic move. Low numbers mean options are "cheaper." High numbers mean options are "expensive."
  • Efficiency: This factor represents the bid/ask spreads and the depth of the order book relative to the price of the option. It represents how much traders will pay in slippage with a round trip trade. Lower numbers are less efficient than higher numbers.
  • E.R.: Days unitl the next Earnings Release. This feature is still in beta as we work on a more complete list of earnings dates.
  • Why isn't my stock on this list? It doesn't have "weeklies", the underlying is "too cheap", or the options markets are too illiquid (open interest) to qualify for this strategy. 480 underlyings are used in this report and only the top results end up passing the criteria for each filter.
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2023.06.09 15:52 intraalpha 45 DTE: Best Options Report for 6/9/2023

45 DTE: Best Options Report for 6/9/2023
Option Summary

Most Bearish

These stocks and put options are the most directionaly bearish. Directional bias ranges from -100 (bearish) to +100 (bullish). It accounts for RSI, trend, moving averages and put/call skew over the past 4 weeks. Fade the recent bearish action by selling high premium puts or follow the trend with puts with low Put Pricing.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
DG/165/145 -42.58 $1.35 $1.1 0.71 0.65 0 0.63 79.8
FL/27/25 -41.62 $0.65 $0.95 0.61 0.63 0 1.13 79.4
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
SQQQ/22/20 -34.42 $0.74 $1.1 0.67 0.65 0 -3.84 91.2
ULTA/445/400 -25.76 $4.4 $5.0 0.91 0.74 0 1.04 76.6
TGT/135/120 -24.37 $1.4 $2.3 0.83 0.74 0 1.04 89.3
DLT139/125 -18.52 $1.72 $1.84 0.9 0.77 0 0.82 83.5
SE/66/60 -18.43 $1.84 $2.76 0.59 0.57 0 2.09 90.9
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
ABBV/145/130 -16.29 $0.94 $0.54 0.95 0.65 48 0.39 70.7

Most Bullish

These stocks and call options are the most directionally bullish. Directional bias ranges from -100 (bearish) to +100 (bullish). It accounts for RSI, trend, moving averages and put/call skew over the past 4 weeks. Fade the recent bullish action by selling high premium calls or follow the trend with calls with low Call Pricing.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
CVNA/30/25 150.78 $4.85 $4.15 0.92 0.88 0 3.65 79.2
UPST/34/30 70.02 $2.85 $3.58 0.97 0.89 0 3.12 93.3
AI/39/35 59.42 $3.8 $4.65 1.08 0.89 0 2.37 86.7
W/57/51 54.13 $3.2 $4.15 0.71 0.72 0 2.97 89.3
MDB/395/355 49.68 $13.08 $16.73 0.66 0.65 0 2.35 80.1
GTLB/48/44 49.35 $1.78 $3.75 0.67 0.61 0 2.65 77.8
TSLA/260/235 49.1 $10.3 $13.0 0.84 0.85 39 2.08 98.3
SOXL/24/22 48.19 $1.6 $1.74 0.73 0.65 0 4.73 91.7
ANF/36/32 43.55 $0.68 $1.32 0.7 0.62 0 1.42 79.5
MRVL/64/58 43.13 $1.6 $2.12 0.63 0.6 0 2.17 90.8

Cheap Calls

These call options offer the lowest ratio of Call Pricing (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move up significantly less than it has moved up in the past. Buy these calls.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
META/275/245 15.43 $3.04 $5.65 0.53 0.48 46 1.0 96.3
SPXL/86/78 11.62 $1.8 $1.82 0.66 0.52 0 2.99 76.6
LULU/375/335 -6.29 $3.55 $3.32 0.62 0.52 0 1.49 80.1
TTWO/140/126 4.39 $1.23 $1.3 0.64 0.54 0 0.96 70.8
AAPL/190/170 8.35 $0.92 $1.33 0.72 0.55 0 1.31 96.9
MSFT/345/310 8.39 $2.45 $2.43 0.65 0.56 45 1.29 96.9
TTD/78/70 19.5 $1.57 $2.48 0.6 0.57 0 2.42 88.2
SE/66/60 -18.43 $1.84 $2.76 0.59 0.57 0 2.09 90.9
TWLO/66/60 16.97 $2.24 $3.13 0.63 0.59 0 2.24 90.3
DIS/97/87 -5.86 $0.74 $1.05 0.67 0.59 0 1.17 95.4

Cheap Puts

These put options offer the lowest ratio of Put Pricing (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move down significantly less than it has moved down in the past. Buy these puts.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
META/275/245 15.43 $3.04 $5.65 0.53 0.48 46 1.0 96.3
SE/66/60 -18.43 $1.84 $2.76 0.59 0.57 0 2.09 90.9
TTD/78/70 19.5 $1.57 $2.48 0.6 0.57 0 2.42 88.2
FL/27/25 -41.62 $0.65 $0.95 0.61 0.63 0 1.13 79.4
LULU/375/335 -6.29 $3.55 $3.32 0.62 0.52 0 1.49 80.1
TWLO/66/60 16.97 $2.24 $3.13 0.63 0.59 0 2.24 90.3
MRVL/64/58 43.13 $1.6 $2.12 0.63 0.6 0 2.17 90.8
TTWO/140/126 4.39 $1.23 $1.3 0.64 0.54 0 0.96 70.8
FUTU/43/39 -3.32 $1.47 $1.69 0.64 0.61 0 1.58 88.1
JD/39/35 6.68 $0.96 $1.25 0.64 0.74 -1032 1.2 75.7

Expensive Puts

These put options offer the highest ratio of bearish premium paid (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move down significantly more than it has moved down in the past. Sell these puts.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
MRK/114/104 -9.33 $0.96 $0.95 1.14 0.89 53 0.28 70.7
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
VZ/37/33 -9.72 $0.3 $0.2 1.1 0.79 46 0.37 71.1
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
AI/39/35 59.42 $3.8 $4.65 1.08 0.89 0 2.37 86.7
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
LUV/32/28 -1.97 $0.28 $0.48 1.04 0.79 48 1.01 83.0

Expensive Calls

These call options offer the highest ratio of bullish premium paid (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move up significantly more than it has moved up in the past. Sell these calls.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
KSS/23/21 8.6 $0.86 $1.07 0.92 1.01 0 1.36 85.9
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
ROKU/77/69 35.21 $3.38 $4.62 0.94 0.94 47 2.36 93.6
MU/69/63 4.54 $2.09 $1.95 0.96 0.94 19 1.44 94.8

Highest Premium

These options offer the highest ratio of implied volatility (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced to move significantly more than they have moved in the past. Sell iron condors on these as they may be over priced.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
MRK/114/104 -9.33 $0.96 $0.95 1.14 0.89 53 0.28 70.7
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
AI/39/35 59.42 $3.8 $4.65 1.08 0.89 0 2.37 86.7
KSS/23/21 8.6 $0.86 $1.07 0.92 1.01 0 1.36 85.9

Most Efficient

These stocks have the best liquidity in ATM options. This means that they offer the least slippage, tightest spreads and the cheapest cost of a round trip trade. Best for short term trades.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
TSLA/260/235 49.1 $10.3 $13.0 0.84 0.85 39 2.08 98.3
QQQ/374/337 10.08 $2.28 $1.57 0.83 0.59 0 1.3 98.1
NVDA/415/370 35.38 $9.05 $11.6 0.68 0.68 0 2.21 98.0
AMZN/130/118 15.35 $1.56 $2.74 0.71 0.67 47 1.56 97.8
IWM/195/177 6.52 $1.52 $1.25 0.87 0.74 0 1.12 97.8
GOOG/128/116 10.38 $1.12 $2.24 0.71 0.63 45 1.29 97.8
GOOGL/128/116 10.67 $1.19 $2.09 0.72 0.64 45 1.3 97.4
AMD/130/118 31.94 $4.28 $5.88 0.9 0.9 52 2.03 97.0
AAPL/190/170 8.35 $0.92 $1.33 0.72 0.55 0 1.31 96.9
MSFT/345/310 8.39 $2.45 $2.43 0.65 0.56 45 1.29 96.9

Upcoming Earnings

These stocks have earnings comning up and their premiums are usuallly elevated as a result. These are high risk high reward option plays where you can buy (long options) or sell (short options) the expected move.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
LEN/119/107 1.63 $1.78 $1.85 0.97 0.85 10 1.27 71.0
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
KMX/84/76 17.27 $3.15 $3.4 0.89 0.86 13 1.38 89.4
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
MU/69/63 4.54 $2.09 $1.95 0.96 0.94 19 1.44 94.8
DAL/41/37 16.5 $0.55 $0.82 0.94 0.82 32 1.22 73.4
  • Historical Move v Implied Move: We determine the historical volatility (log variance of daily gains) of the underlying asset and compare that to the current implied volatitlity (IV) of the option price. This is used to determine the Call or Put Premium associated with the pricing of options (implied volatility).
  • Directional Bias: Ranges from -100 (bearish) to +100 (bullish) and accounts for RSI, price trend, moving averages, and put/call skew over the past 6 weeks.
  • Priced Move: given the current option prices, how much in dollar amounts will the underlying have to move to make the call/put break even. This is how much vol the option is pricing in. The expected move.
  • Expiration: 2023-07-14.
  • Call/Put Premium: How much extra you are paying for the implied move relative to the historic move. Low numbers mean options are "cheaper." High numbers mean options are "expensive."
  • Efficiency: This factor represents the bid/ask spreads and the depth of the order book relative to the price of the option. It represents how much traders will pay in slippage with a round trip trade. Lower numbers are less efficient than higher numbers.
  • E.R.: Days unitl the next Earnings Release. This feature is still in beta as we work on a more complete list of earnings dates.
  • Why isn't my stock on this list? It doesn't have "weeklies", the underlying is "too cheap", or the options markets are too illiquid (open interest) to qualify for this strategy. 480 underlyings are used in this report and only the top results end up passing the criteria for each filter.
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2023.06.09 15:52 intraalpha 45 DTE: Best Options Report for 6/9/2023

45 DTE: Best Options Report for 6/9/2023
Option Summary

Most Bearish

These stocks and put options are the most directionaly bearish. Directional bias ranges from -100 (bearish) to +100 (bullish). It accounts for RSI, trend, moving averages and put/call skew over the past 4 weeks. Fade the recent bearish action by selling high premium puts or follow the trend with puts with low Put Pricing.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
DG/165/145 -42.58 $1.35 $1.1 0.71 0.65 0 0.63 79.8
FL/27/25 -41.62 $0.65 $0.95 0.61 0.63 0 1.13 79.4
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
SQQQ/22/20 -34.42 $0.74 $1.1 0.67 0.65 0 -3.84 91.2
ULTA/445/400 -25.76 $4.4 $5.0 0.91 0.74 0 1.04 76.6
TGT/135/120 -24.37 $1.4 $2.3 0.83 0.74 0 1.04 89.3
DLT139/125 -18.52 $1.72 $1.84 0.9 0.77 0 0.82 83.5
SE/66/60 -18.43 $1.84 $2.76 0.59 0.57 0 2.09 90.9
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
ABBV/145/130 -16.29 $0.94 $0.54 0.95 0.65 48 0.39 70.7

Most Bullish

These stocks and call options are the most directionally bullish. Directional bias ranges from -100 (bearish) to +100 (bullish). It accounts for RSI, trend, moving averages and put/call skew over the past 4 weeks. Fade the recent bullish action by selling high premium calls or follow the trend with calls with low Call Pricing.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
CVNA/30/25 150.78 $4.85 $4.15 0.92 0.88 0 3.65 79.2
UPST/34/30 70.02 $2.85 $3.58 0.97 0.89 0 3.12 93.3
AI/39/35 59.42 $3.8 $4.65 1.08 0.89 0 2.37 86.7
W/57/51 54.13 $3.2 $4.15 0.71 0.72 0 2.97 89.3
MDB/395/355 49.68 $13.08 $16.73 0.66 0.65 0 2.35 80.1
GTLB/48/44 49.35 $1.78 $3.75 0.67 0.61 0 2.65 77.8
TSLA/260/235 49.1 $10.3 $13.0 0.84 0.85 39 2.08 98.3
SOXL/24/22 48.19 $1.6 $1.74 0.73 0.65 0 4.73 91.7
ANF/36/32 43.55 $0.68 $1.32 0.7 0.62 0 1.42 79.5
MRVL/64/58 43.13 $1.6 $2.12 0.63 0.6 0 2.17 90.8

Cheap Calls

These call options offer the lowest ratio of Call Pricing (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move up significantly less than it has moved up in the past. Buy these calls.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
META/275/245 15.43 $3.04 $5.65 0.53 0.48 46 1.0 96.3
SPXL/86/78 11.62 $1.8 $1.82 0.66 0.52 0 2.99 76.6
LULU/375/335 -6.29 $3.55 $3.32 0.62 0.52 0 1.49 80.1
TTWO/140/126 4.39 $1.23 $1.3 0.64 0.54 0 0.96 70.8
AAPL/190/170 8.35 $0.92 $1.33 0.72 0.55 0 1.31 96.9
MSFT/345/310 8.39 $2.45 $2.43 0.65 0.56 45 1.29 96.9
TTD/78/70 19.5 $1.57 $2.48 0.6 0.57 0 2.42 88.2
SE/66/60 -18.43 $1.84 $2.76 0.59 0.57 0 2.09 90.9
TWLO/66/60 16.97 $2.24 $3.13 0.63 0.59 0 2.24 90.3
DIS/97/87 -5.86 $0.74 $1.05 0.67 0.59 0 1.17 95.4

Cheap Puts

These put options offer the lowest ratio of Put Pricing (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move down significantly less than it has moved down in the past. Buy these puts.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
META/275/245 15.43 $3.04 $5.65 0.53 0.48 46 1.0 96.3
SE/66/60 -18.43 $1.84 $2.76 0.59 0.57 0 2.09 90.9
TTD/78/70 19.5 $1.57 $2.48 0.6 0.57 0 2.42 88.2
FL/27/25 -41.62 $0.65 $0.95 0.61 0.63 0 1.13 79.4
LULU/375/335 -6.29 $3.55 $3.32 0.62 0.52 0 1.49 80.1
TWLO/66/60 16.97 $2.24 $3.13 0.63 0.59 0 2.24 90.3
MRVL/64/58 43.13 $1.6 $2.12 0.63 0.6 0 2.17 90.8
TTWO/140/126 4.39 $1.23 $1.3 0.64 0.54 0 0.96 70.8
FUTU/43/39 -3.32 $1.47 $1.69 0.64 0.61 0 1.58 88.1
JD/39/35 6.68 $0.96 $1.25 0.64 0.74 -1032 1.2 75.7

Expensive Puts

These put options offer the highest ratio of bearish premium paid (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move down significantly more than it has moved down in the past. Sell these puts.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
MRK/114/104 -9.33 $0.96 $0.95 1.14 0.89 53 0.28 70.7
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
VZ/37/33 -9.72 $0.3 $0.2 1.1 0.79 46 0.37 71.1
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
AI/39/35 59.42 $3.8 $4.65 1.08 0.89 0 2.37 86.7
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
LUV/32/28 -1.97 $0.28 $0.48 1.04 0.79 48 1.01 83.0

Expensive Calls

These call options offer the highest ratio of bullish premium paid (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced expecting the underlying to move up significantly more than it has moved up in the past. Sell these calls.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
KSS/23/21 8.6 $0.86 $1.07 0.92 1.01 0 1.36 85.9
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
ROKU/77/69 35.21 $3.38 $4.62 0.94 0.94 47 2.36 93.6
MU/69/63 4.54 $2.09 $1.95 0.96 0.94 19 1.44 94.8

Highest Premium

These options offer the highest ratio of implied volatility (IV) relative to historical volatility (HV). These options are priced to move significantly more than they have moved in the past. Sell iron condors on these as they may be over priced.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
VXX/29/27 -35.96 $1.48 $2.02 1.13 1.25 0 -2.14 95.4
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
MRK/114/104 -9.33 $0.96 $0.95 1.14 0.89 53 0.28 70.7
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
AI/39/35 59.42 $3.8 $4.65 1.08 0.89 0 2.37 86.7
KSS/23/21 8.6 $0.86 $1.07 0.92 1.01 0 1.36 85.9

Most Efficient

These stocks have the best liquidity in ATM options. This means that they offer the least slippage, tightest spreads and the cheapest cost of a round trip trade. Best for short term trades.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
TSLA/260/235 49.1 $10.3 $13.0 0.84 0.85 39 2.08 98.3
QQQ/374/337 10.08 $2.28 $1.57 0.83 0.59 0 1.3 98.1
NVDA/415/370 35.38 $9.05 $11.6 0.68 0.68 0 2.21 98.0
AMZN/130/118 15.35 $1.56 $2.74 0.71 0.67 47 1.56 97.8
IWM/195/177 6.52 $1.52 $1.25 0.87 0.74 0 1.12 97.8
GOOG/128/116 10.38 $1.12 $2.24 0.71 0.63 45 1.29 97.8
GOOGL/128/116 10.67 $1.19 $2.09 0.72 0.64 45 1.3 97.4
AMD/130/118 31.94 $4.28 $5.88 0.9 0.9 52 2.03 97.0
AAPL/190/170 8.35 $0.92 $1.33 0.72 0.55 0 1.31 96.9
MSFT/345/310 8.39 $2.45 $2.43 0.65 0.56 45 1.29 96.9

Upcoming Earnings

These stocks have earnings comning up and their premiums are usuallly elevated as a result. These are high risk high reward option plays where you can buy (long options) or sell (short options) the expected move.
Stock/C/P Direction Put $ Call $ Put Premium Call Premium E.R. Beta Efficiency
ORCL/112/102 13.46 $1.56 $2.6 1.29 1.13 3 0.9 87.5
K47/43 -7.83 $0.66 $1.26 1.29 1.17 5 0.41 86.8
ADBE/480/430 27.53 $9.6 $16.0 1.08 1.03 5 1.44 94.4
LEN/119/107 1.63 $1.78 $1.85 0.97 0.85 10 1.27 71.0
FDX/235/210 -1.89 $3.62 $4.5 1.14 1.07 11 0.9 90.7
KMX/84/76 17.27 $3.15 $3.4 0.89 0.86 13 1.38 89.4
NKE/110/100 -17.37 $2.38 $3.02 1.0 0.97 17 1.14 94.6
WBA/33/29 -8.14 $0.38 $0.56 1.05 0.99 19 0.74 83.8
MU/69/63 4.54 $2.09 $1.95 0.96 0.94 19 1.44 94.8
DAL/41/37 16.5 $0.55 $0.82 0.94 0.82 32 1.22 73.4
  • Historical Move v Implied Move: We determine the historical volatility (log variance of daily gains) of the underlying asset and compare that to the current implied volatitlity (IV) of the option price. This is used to determine the Call or Put Premium associated with the pricing of options (implied volatility).
  • Directional Bias: Ranges from -100 (bearish) to +100 (bullish) and accounts for RSI, price trend, moving averages, and put/call skew over the past 6 weeks.
  • Priced Move: given the current option prices, how much in dollar amounts will the underlying have to move to make the call/put break even. This is how much vol the option is pricing in. The expected move.
  • Expiration: 2023-07-14.
  • Call/Put Premium: How much extra you are paying for the implied move relative to the historic move. Low numbers mean options are "cheaper." High numbers mean options are "expensive."
  • Efficiency: This factor represents the bid/ask spreads and the depth of the order book relative to the price of the option. It represents how much traders will pay in slippage with a round trip trade. Lower numbers are less efficient than higher numbers.
  • E.R.: Days unitl the next Earnings Release. This feature is still in beta as we work on a more complete list of earnings dates.
  • Why isn't my stock on this list? It doesn't have "weeklies", the underlying is "too cheap", or the options markets are too illiquid (open interest) to qualify for this strategy. 480 underlyings are used in this report and only the top results end up passing the criteria for each filter.
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It's time to dive under the sea once again. Over the last few years, Disney has recreated their top animated musical films into live-action movies. The Little Mermaid is no different, and viewers can't wait to swim into theaters to catch a glimpse of how the movie will stand up against the original version.
The latest of Disney's hugely successful line of live-action remakes, Ariel (Halle Bailey) is set to return to theaters for the first time in almost thirty-five years with The Little Mermaid (2023). The Walt Disney Company once again invites audiences to travel under the sea to see Princess Ariel's story unfold like never before. Featuring direction from veteran musical filmmaker Rob Marshall and other roles inhabited by major Hollywood stars like Melissa McCarthy as Ursula the Sea Witch and Javier Bardem as King Triton, the film is bound to be a bona fide hit at the box office.
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Though the upcoming and highly anticipated film will have stiff competition against two stand-up comedians on the weekend it releases, The Little Mermaid is destined to show that life is better down where it's wetter under the sea this Summer movie season. The 2023 live-action movie will only be available in theaters starting May 26. That means if you want to watch it ASAP.
However, it will be available to stream on the Disney+ platform soon. Disney+ typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Little Mermaid" come to Disney+ as early as August 2023.
Before we ask if you're interested in seeing this, we know you are. But like us, you're probably wondering how to watch and stream The Little Mermaid online. Luckily, we have some clues and it's likely to land on a major streaming site very soon. So climb aboard, because here's where to watch and stream The Little Mermaid online.
Ariel's quest to go from a mermaid into a human begins anew when The Little Mermaid premieres this Memorial Day Weekend on Friday, May 26th, 2023. The film will be going up against not one, but two stand-up comedians and their films that weekend, with Sebastian Maniscalco's About My Father and Bert Kreischer's The Machine premiering on the same day. That said, The Little Mermaid will almost certainly be the choice for younger audiences and families.
While some Disney films are heading straight to Disney+, The Little Mermaid will first be shown exclusively in theaters.
As of now, the only way to watch The Little Mermaid is to head out to a movie theater when it premieres on May 26, 2023. You can find a local showing on Fandango.
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Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube or Apple, or become available to stream on Disney+.
At the moment, you can watch The Little Mermaid at your local theater. But like most movies these days, it should hit a streaming website in the near future.
Like its predecessor, The Little Mermaid is a flick produced by multimedia conglomerate Disney. What's more, the production studio owns a number of other famous franchises, like the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Star Wars. Titles made under these umbrellas have both hit Disney+ sometime after arriving at the box office. Fans may also know the original Little Mermaid is currently available to stream on the site as well. So, if the 2023 version follows the same pattern, folks will likely get to see The Little Mermaid on Disney+ later this year too.
As for an exact release date for The Little Mermaid, that's more complicated. Most movies produced by Disney often go to its streamer site within three months after debuting in theaters, like the most recent Marvel film Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania. If this is the case for The Little Mermaid, it will probably drop in late August 2023 or sometime near Labor Day in early September.
When the time comes for The Little Mermaid to splash onto Disney+ though, make sure you're all prepared to watch it. If you don't have access yet, you can opt into a 30-day free trial before choosing a plan that start at $7.99 per month or $79.99 per year. After your account is all set, click on the title page on Disney+'s official website or the Disney+ app.
As you wait for The Little Mermaid to hit the streamer, why don't you watch the animated version and its sequel The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea? Or if you want to immerse yourself in another live-action version, click on the 2019 ABC TV special The Little Mermaid Live!. Enjoy!
Unlike several of Disney's other live-action remakes such as Pinocchio and Peter Pan & Wendy, The Little Mermaid will be exclusively in movie theaters first with tickets available for pre-sale now.
After The Little Mermaid has completed its exclusive theatrical run, the film will be released on the Disney+ streaming service. Based on Disney's past release models, the film won't be made available to stream before 45 to 90 days after its theatrical release.
Now that movie theaters seem to be back, The Little Mermaid live-action film will be an in-theater release first before being released to at-home video. That means that your only chance to watch it right now is by going to your local theater.
However, don't lose all hope. Since it's a Disney movie, it will eventually make its way over to Disney+ after a few months on the big screen. It will also be available on other streamers like Amazon Prime Video, iTunes, Google Play, and more to rent and own at your leisure.
If you're hoping to get your mermaid kick in now, then you can tune into the original The Little Mermaid which is available on Disney+ and other streaming services including Amazon Prime Video, iTunes, and the Google Play store.
The 2023 version of The Little Mermaid will only be in theaters initially. After The Little Mermaid has completed its exclusive theatrical run, it is likely to stream on Disney Plus. You can also watch the animated version of Hans Christian Andersen's 1837 fairy tale of Ariel on Disney Plus now.
While you will only be able to catch the new "The Little Mermaid" in theaters starting next Friday, you can still sign up for Disney+ now to refresh yourself on the characters, song, plot and magical fun from the highly anticipated film. The 1989 version of the movie was a catalyst for Disney's animation renaissance throughout the '90s and it still holds up today.
An ad-supported Disney+ subscription starts at $8 per month, but you can get an ad-free access to the service for $11 monthly or bundle the Disney streaming service with Hulu and ESPN+ starting at $13 per month. Disney+ boasts a huge collection of movies and television series, including Marvel and Star Wars content. If you add in Hulu and ESPN, you have nearly unlimited entertainment at your fingertips.
When will The Little Mermaid be streaming on Disney+?
The Little Mermaid Disney+ premiere date is tentatively estimated to be Aug. 30, 2023.
While no official Little Mermaid streaming date has been confirmed by Disney, most of its major movie releases drop on Disney+ following a minimum 90-day period, and typically premiere on the platform on Wednesdays, making Wednesday, Aug. 30 the most likely date for Disney’s The Little Mermaid live-action streaming release.
Is The Little Mermaid streaming on Netflix?
No, The Little Mermaid will not be on Netflix — at least not any time soon. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Disney+.
Will The Little Mermaid Be On HBO Max?
No, The Little Mermaid will not be on HBO Max since it’s not a Universal Pictures movie. Last year, the company released its films in theaters and on the streamer on the same day. However, they now allow a 45-day window between the theatrical release and the streaming release.
Is The Little Mermaid Available On Hulu?
Viewers are saying that they want to view the new animation movie The Little Mermaid on Hulu. Unfortunately, this is not possible since Hulu currently does not offer any of the free episodes of this series streaming at this time. It will be exclusive to the MTV channel, which you get by subscribing to cable or satellite TV services. You will not be able to watch it on Hulu or any other free streaming service.
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There are a few ways to watch The Little Mermaid online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.
The Little Mermaid Cast and Characters
The Little Mermaid was written by David Magee and directed by Rob Marshall. It stars the following actors:
Halle Bailey as Ariel
Melissa McCarthy as Ursula
Javier Bardem as King Triton
Noma Dumezweni as Queen Selina
Jonah Hauer-King as Prince Eric
Daveed Diggs as Sebastian
Awkwafina as Scuttle
Jacob Tremblay as Flounder
Art Malik as Sir Grimsby
What is The Little Mermaid About?
The official synopsis for The Little Mermaid by Walt Disney Studios read:
“The Little Mermaid” is the beloved story of Ariel, a beautiful and spirited young mermaid with a thirst for adventure. The youngest of King Triton’s daughters and the most defiant, Ariel longs to find out more about the world beyond the sea, and while visiting the surface, falls for the dashing Prince Eric. While mermaids are forbidden to interact with humans, Ariel must follow her heart. She makes a deal with the evil sea witch, Ursula, which gives her a chance to experience life on land, but ultimately places her life – and her father’s crown – in jeopardy.
There is not much mystery in The Little Mermaid's plot. As seen in Disney's many other live-action remakes, it is anticipated that the film's plot will largely stick to the original. With the well-known song "Part of Your World," in which Ariel sings about her wish to be a part of the world beyond the water, i.e., the human realm, the teaser already alluded to Ariel's fascination with the human world. Fans will get to see Ariel and Prince Eric's romance as they deal with the challenges posed by their differences.
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2023.06.09 15:44 krotoff [FM 22. Curzon Ashton] 24. Season #8 28/29. A solid ground

[FM 22. Curzon Ashton] 24. Season #8 28/29. A solid ground
Hello FM Community!
I am finishing the season with Curzon Ashton and my challenge is finally started: all my players are our own youngsters or trained in the club 3+ years before their 21.
Here is my intro (and posts archive at the end):
[FM 22. Curzon Ashton] 1. My new career and old-new challenge.
Previous chapter:
[FM 22. Curzon Ashton] 23. Season #7 27/28. Here we go again
We finished 8th in the Sky Bet League One, won Papa John's Trophy (made from pizza for sure) and are looking in the bright future!

Results

A big slap by Hull gave us good motivation on the start.
Pretty good November, with only one lose in 9 games (easy schedule, huh?) and big drop next month.
Not so bad January, not so good February, and awful last two months, excluding pizza-cup.
As a result, we fell out from playoff zone. But anyway, this is the highest club place in history.
Not the best attacking season from us, but for this level pretty good, I guess.
Our defending play as usual is not good, but even with that we got the result.

Transfers In

To be honest, this season is one of the best for me from the start of this save. We brought some pretty good kids, and they dived into the squad flawlessly.
  • Ally Shannon (M (LC), ST) - 17y.o. from Man City for free.
    • Hardworking attacking player with decent technical skills, but it didn't become a limit for him to reach great stats this season.
  • Alexander Stone (AM (R)) - 18y.o. from Southampton for free.
    • Fast and agile winger with good technique. Played a big part of games, but missed almost a half of the season due to injuries.
  • Gabriel Bashir (AM (RL), ST) - 18y.o. from Burnley for free.
    • Hardworking dribbler. Played a half of games normally.
  • Kevin East (M (C)) - 18y.o. from Bournemouth for free.
    • Well-balanced box-to-box with great passing. Played a half of games pretty well.
  • Yaw Mensah (D (C)) - 18y.o. from Southampton for free.
    • 202cm of great jumping and tackling. Played pretty good in one-third of games.
  • Alex Evans (AM (RL), ST) - 18y.o. from Man City for free.
    • Fast and Furious brave attacking player. Played some games in a decent way.
  • Paul Gallagher (M/AM (R)) - 18y.o. from West Ham for free.
    • Fast and agile winger. Played some games not so good.
  • Eddie Hadley (M/AM (R)) - 18y.o. from Everton for free.
    • Fast and agile winger. Didn't play for the Senior squad.
  • Craig Cole (D (RLC)) - 18y.o. from Man City for free.
    • Smart defender with good jumping. Didn't play for the Senior squad.
  • Andrew O'Hanlon (D (R), DM, M/AM (C)) - 18y.o. from Man UFC for free.
    • Smart universal midfielder. Didn't play for the Senior squad.
  • Nick O'Hanlon (M (RC), AM (R)) - 18y.o. from Tottenham for free.
    • Fast and agile universal midfielder. Didn't play for the Senior squad.
  • Jayden Jones (GK) - 18y.o. from Oxford for free.
    • Sweeping keeper with good potential. Didn't play for the Senior squad.
Name Fixtures Goals Assists G+A Rating POTM
Ally Shannon 30(4) as M(L), ST 18 2 20 7.00 5
Alexander Stone 28(12) as AM(R) 5 5 10 6.81 1
Gabriel Bashir 26(8) as AM(RL), ST 4 5 9 6.77 1
Kevin East 31(1) as M(C) 1 11 12 7.00 1
Yaw Mensah 21(7) as D(C) 1 0 1 7.06 1
Alex Evans 11(9) as AM(RL), ST 3 1 4 6.80 0
Paul Gallagher 0(4) as AM(R) 0 0 0 6.65 0

Transfers Out

Not big deals, but big amount:
  • Mark Kerr (D (RL), DM, M/AM (C)) - 18y.o. to Millwall for 275K + bonuses.
    • Mark is our own youngster. He played very good last season (even was top-4 of the club by average rating), but on the start of this season his attributes dropped extremely fast.
  • Rhys Thompson (GK) - 24y.o. to Huddersfield for 9K.
    • Rhys was bought for 12K from Shrewsbury 6 seasons ago. Sometimes he was our #1 almost full season, sometimes he played really a few games. But this season he played nothing, because our Andy McDermott played all 61/61.
  • And 5 our own youngsters, which never played for the Senior squad, summed for 160K + bonuses.
Name Fixtures Goals Assists G+A Rating POTM
Mark Kerr 35(8) as D(RL), M (C) 4 7 11 7.21 5
Rhys Thompson 137 as GK -214 0 0 6.94 1

Released

I never did this part, but this season we lost our legend, Matty Waters. So I decided to add it. More than, after all my tries to bring him back (the answer always was "I want a new challenge"), he spent this season as a free agent and finally retired from football at 31. And for me, this is a huge pity, because I would be happy to bring him back as a staff member.
Also, Max Woodcock, one of our first purchases and our biggest spending yet (16.75K), decided to leave. He retired as well.
Name Fixtures Goals Assists G+A Rating POTM
Matty Waters 262(38) as D (RL) 45 121 166 7.58 45
Max Woodcock 124(30) as AM (RLC), ST 39 29 68 6.85 6

Heroes

Best Goalscorer - Will Lankshear (33)
Look at Lankshear! Even more than in a league below!
  1. Will Lankshear - 33
  2. Ally Shannon - 18
  3. Ryan Miskimmin - 13
  4. Saja Manafa - 8
  5. Ciaran Thompson - 7
Best Assistant - Louis Easter (19)
  1. Louis Easter - 19
  2. Kevin East - 11
  3. David Hibbert - 8
  4. Lucas Cooper - 6 in 32 games
  5. Will Lankshear - 6 in 52 games
Best by Goals+Assits - Will Lankshear (39)
  1. Will Lankshear - 39 (33+6)
  2. Louis Easter - 23 (4+19)
  3. Ally Shannon - 20 (18+2)
  4. Ryan Miskimmin - 18 (13+5)
  5. Saja Manafa - 13 (8+5)
Best by Average Rating - Louis Easter (7.48)
  1. Louis Easter - 7.48
  2. Niall Wilson - 7.21
  3. Will Lankshear - 7.15
  4. Ciaran Thompson - 7.13
  5. Vangellis Loukis - 7.11

Awards and Records

  • Henry Cartwright:
    • Worst Discipline in the league: 16 yellow and 2 red cards
  • Will Lankshear:
    • Best club goalscorer of all times: 122 goals
  • Niall Wilson:
    • Fan's Player of the Season
  • Club:
    • The club biggest number of league draws: 16
    • The club highest position in League 1: 8
    • The Papa John's Trophy biggest number of goals: 23
    • The Papa John's Trophy biggest number of consecutive wins: 8

Plans

We should be confident, that solid ground under our feet is really solid. The next season will show, was this season result an accident or not.
That's all for today. Thanks for reading!
Share your thoughts, love football and win all games!
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2023.06.09 15:43 purepwnage85 Got called out doing 480kts in my A380

Got called out doing 480kts in my A380
Now before anyone says anything, I'm a First Officer with Emirates, so obviously I can afford the gen, but my wife won't let the AD take her out on a date so I'd be waiting until retirement to get a gen hulk.
So, last Friday I was doing my usual EK215 service from DXB to KLAX, we were flying over northern California and I was dreaming about spending a few days at Venice beach over the weekend oogling women with fake tits and trying to impress them with my hulk sub and the fact the I'm a pilot.
Short while into my daydream the Captain tells me to wake the fuck up and get on to tower for the landing clearance and vectors. This startled me and I somehow hit my knee off the yoke which cancels the autopilot put the plane into a dive. The captain starts shouting at me but before he had finished I managed to get the wings level and everything was fine. The whole ordeal lasted about 20 seconds.
The next thing I hear on the coms is someone on the guard frequency saying "Speedbird 1604 heavy PAN-PAN PAN-PAN PAN-PAN".
For people not familiar with flying, guard frequency is for emergencies but 99% of the time it's a bunch of losers in cesnas making meow sounds and saying en-guard.
Anyway, I'm like, shit this is fucking serious so I respond, "Speedbird 1604 this is EK215 heavy we receive you loud and clear please tell us the nature of your distress and we will relay to the tower"
Few seconds pass and I'm shitting myself thinking some English gentleman flying a 777 or A380 might be swimming in the Pacific.
We soon get another coms. "Speedbird 1604 heavy this is KLAX tower please state the nature of your emergency"
Then the English gentleman comes on again "This is Speedbird 1604 heavy I repeat PAN-PAN PAN-PAN PAN-PAN, our first officer is disoriented, it seems he was blinded by the reflection off of a fake rolex worn by someone flying an Emirates A380, requesting immediate vectors back to KLAX and emergency vehicles on standby"
The communication continued while my face turned a beetroot red.
"Speedbird 1604 heavy this is KLAX tower please proceed to heading one eight zero left to intercept the localazier, and when able please tell us the souls on board and fuel remaining. Emirates 215 heavy, when able please take down this phone number and make contact when on ground on LAX"
At this point I was shitting myself and didn't fking know what to say so I kept my mouth shut. Again, for people unfamiliar with flying, when tower gives you a number to take down, this means you're in deep, DEEP, DEEP SHIT. I kept hiking I should have done a gen or deep xtal swap while the captain was giving me the Bert stare from Bert and earnie.
My captain picks up the coms and on the guard frequency announces "Speedbird 1604 heavy this is EK215 heavy, I apologise for the incompetence of my first officer and this should be a lesson to everyone, we should be buying gen rolexes." At the moment he same time all I can hear on the guard frequency is a bunch of losers flying cesnas making meow sounds and bragging about how even they can afford a gen Rolex. The captain then proceeds to tell me it's my job to contact the number tower gave me and he won't be backing me up in any way shape or form.
Once we land, I found out that the English gentleman announced to the whole flight the reason for the delay was my fake rolex and how they wouldn't be getting home until the next day. I was prepared to be stoned and lashed when I landed at LAX, all for wearing a VSF Sub.
After we land, I called the number tower gave me, the guy on the other end asked me if I was the first officer who forced the BA pilot to make an emergency landing because of the reflection off my fake rolex. I swallow a giant lump down my throat. He announces he's the manager of the beverly hills rolex dealership and has an appointment for me to come in the next day. Apparently he has some OP's in stock and I can have my pick.
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2023.06.09 15:38 AndersIsHorny The Secret - Part Seven

The Secret - Part Seven
Here is part seven of a story that I wrote AGES ago. My writing style was pretty rough back then, so be kind. Love you all and hope that you enjoy! You can find all the other parts here.

Jasper

Dmitri

Erin
When I got to Erin’s house I noticed that her brother’s car wasn’t there. He must have decided to be nice and give her some time alone with me. She met me at the door and we got comfortable at her dining room table. The project wasn’t nearly as daunting as it had originally seemed. After getting to work, we managed to finish it up in an hour or so. As we were nearing completion, I snuck a text message to Dmitri. Now.
A minute later my phone rang. I apologized to Erin and answered the phone.
“Oh hey.”
Dmitri apparently decided to get in character so that I didn’t fuck it up. “Hey sweetie, what are you up to?”
“Oh not much. Just at a friend’s house working on a school project.”
“I miss you.”
I shot a nervous glance at Erin, “I miss you too.”
“I had a great time at the movie last weekend.”
“Yeah, I had a good time too. You want to go to the movies again next weekend?”
“Yeah. That would be fun. Don’t try to make out with me during the movie again though or I’ll give you a slap.”
I couldn’t help but laugh at his statement. I might have blushed slightly too. “I won’t, I promise.”
“Ok, I’ve got to run. Want to call me later?”
“Yeah, I’ll call you tonight.”
“Love you.”
My heart skipped a beat. Dmitri had never said that to me before and even though we were acting, his voice sounded sincere. My mouth was suddenly very dry and my palms got clammy. “I.. I love you too.” He hung up.
I smiled bashfully and sat back down. Erin was trying her best to play it cool. “I didn’t realize that you were dating.”
“Yeah, I’m kinda… bashful so I don’t talk about things like that at school.”
“You shouldn’t be so bashful. You’re a sweet guy.”
I smiled at her compliment. “Sorry if I gave you the wrong idea last night. I just assumed that there would be no way that you were interested in me. If you even were.” I managed to make it suddenly awkward.
She recovered gracefully, “So how long have you been dating.”
Oh shit. Lying on the fly. Even though I’d been living a lie for so long, lying on the fly was not my specialty. “Well we’ve known each other for a long time but we only started dating recently.”
“Well it sounds like things are going well.” She was referring to the phone call.
“Yeah, we’re basically best friends so we really enjoy spending time with each other.” I was just describing my relationship with Dmitri. I realized that I was playing the pronoun game. I hoped she didn’t notice.
“Well you seem like you’re really happy, I’m glad for you.” She seemed genuine.
We finished up the project and then Erin made us some cold drinks to enjoy by the pool. After a while we got talking and soon discovered that we had quite a bit in common. We both loved spaghetti westerns, were addicted to crime novels, and surprisingly enjoyed the same music. Her music choice the day before had been an attempt to please me. I told her that I was offended that she thought I was the type of guy that would enjoy that kind of music. We quickly lost track of time.
“Shit what time is it?” she picked up my phone and swiped it on to look at the clock. She suddenly had a confused look on her face.
“What?”
“Your last call was from Dmitri Novak.”
My heart froze. I nodded. Fuck.
“You and Dmitri are dating?” she sounded pleasantly surprised.
“Umm… yeah?”
“Oh my God! I had no idea you were gay!” She seemed excited by the revelation. Holy shit, I’d just told Erin that I was gay.
“Erin, nobody knows! You can’t tell ANYONE!”
“Why not?” She seemed confused.
“Seriously Erin!” my voice cracked and my eyes started to tear up. “Nobody can find out!”
She sensed my panic. “It’s okay Jasper. I won’t tell anyone.”
“You promise?”
“Yes, I promise. Okay? Calm down, you’re scaring me.”
“I would die if people at school found out.”
She spent the next ten minutes assuring me that my secret was safe with her.
I finally managed to calm down a bit. Luckily my stomach was still empty so I didn’t have to worry about getting sick in front of her. I tried my best to compose myself. “What time is your brother going to be back?” I asked nervously. The last thing I needed was them to walk in and see me in this condition.
“Oh he had to go back to college this morning. His girlfriend had some paper or something she had forgotten about so they went back to school.”
“Oh.” I sounded slightly disappointed. I wondered why Riley hadn’t texted me to let me know. I guess I was just some random high school kid that he didn’t really care about. The thought of that didn’t do much to help me regain my composure.
“I’m going to make you dinner.” Erin stood up and collected our empty glasses. “Unless you have other plans that is…” she looked at me.
“No, I was just going to hang out with Dmitri later.”
She suddenly got an idea. “Invite him over! I’ll make you both dinner.”
“I’m not sure if he has plans for dinner…”
“Well, call him silly!”
I reluctantly picked up my cell. How the hell was I going to get myself out of this one. If Dmitri found out that Erin thought we were dating he was going to be furious. He picked up on the first ring.
“Did she buy it?”
“Hey, it’s me… yeah.”
“Nice, I told you she would.”
Erin looked at me expectantly.
“Hey, Erin wanted to know if you’d like to come over and have dinner with us.”
“Wait, does she think you’re talking to your girlfriend or to me?”
I chuckled nervously. “Dmitri you’re such a clown sometimes.”
“She actually wants me to come over for dinner?”
“That’s ok, I figured you’d have plans.”
“No, I don’t have plans. I’ll come over.”
“Oh, ok. Do you need a ride?”
“No, I’ll be over in a few minutes.” He hung up. Fuck.
Erin seemed pleased. “He’s coming over?”
“Yup he’s on his way.” I made a feeble attempt at a smile.
“Do you both like Mexican food? I was thinking of making enchiladas.”
“Yeah we both do.” I was beginning to sweat.
She instructed me to stay put as she went inside to begin dinner.
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