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A new June 2023 slowly stamps batch has just been released, and we can start counting the results of the post I made the last month.

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How are the results going?

Not too good, we only got 22 new stamps, even less than May batch, which was a huge step back.
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How many ideas became stamps?

In the post I considered 7 categories:

• Flags: 1 out of 14, 7% ↗
• Events and festivals: 13 out of 68, 19% ↗ (note: one event was not on the site so the correct result would be 14 out of 69, 20% ↗). Actually I considered also the stamp of the last 4 days of May in the total amount, but they added the Luxembourg's stamp which will come out on May, so the counting could be correct, but that's an even higher increasing.
• Location stamps: 0 out of 43, 0% ＝
• European castles: 3 out of 15, 20% ↗ (note: one was not proposed on the feedback site).
• Global international stamps: 1 out of 11, 9% ＝ (remember they aren't really considering these proposals, as they already said).
• Single stamps: 0 out of 9, 0% (I don't count the single stamps not under review or in progress).
• Premium sets: 0 out of 20, 0% (I don't count the premium sets not under review or in progress).

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So the total is: 19 out of 152, 12% ↗
The feedback site includes also more premium stamp ideas, but there are so many ideas that I can't make a statistic about them. Even though it's important to remember the Slowly team released 3 premium stamps.
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Is this a good result or not?

Well, I proposed 8 of these 22 stamps, so I'm quite satisfied. Even though the results are still very low, there have been a huge increase in proposal of new events and this explains why most of the new stamps are from this category. The categories we considered above mostly increased and non decreased, so the Slowly team is probably starting to take the ideas more into consideration though.
The total of ideas is still huge, they won't make 152 stamps each month of course, also because the ideas we make are not all good ones. But in my opinion I expected lots of more stamps. I'm happy for some great new stamps, but some of the best ideas weren't chosen unfortunately.
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What's the best time to propose a stamp?

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Let's see again this statistic!
5 stamps were proposed in 2022, 12 more were posted in of April (4 of them after my post on Reddit).
Obviously I only considered stamps specifically for June. What the best time to add such suggestions? Well, surprisingly this time was around April 25, exactly one month before the batch release.
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What can we do now?

Let's wait for the next month!
I tried to arrange a list for the potential new entries, this is merely speculation, but some of these will become new stamps in July. So keep an eye on this subreddit if you would love to see one of the followings! The lists are subject to changes, feel free to comment or send me a DM if you find anything more.
Note: clicking on the links will brought you on the feedback site, to know more about those proposals!
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Flags:

• French Polynesia 🇵🇫 - 29 June
• Seychelles 🇸🇨 – 29 June
• Burundi 🇧🇮 – 1 July
• Madeira - July 1
• British Virgin Islands 🇻🇬 - 3 July
• Comoros 🇰🇲 – 6 July
• Solomon Islands 🇸🇧 – 7 July
• Cook Islands 🇨🇰 - 7 July
• Kiribati 🇰🇮 – 12 July
• São Tomé and Príncipe 🇸🇹 – 12 July
• French Southern and Antarctic Lands 🇹🇫 - 14 July
• Saint-Pierre and Miquelon 🇵🇲 - 14 July
• Saint Martin 🇫🇷 - 14 July
• Abkhazia - July 23
• Esperanto - July 26
• Wallis and Futuna 🇼🇫 - 29 July
• Vanuatu 🇻🇺 – 30 July
• Hawaii - July 31

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Commemorative free Regional possible releases:

• 26 June Aimé Césaire Day, Martinique 🇲🇶
• 26 June National Canoe Day, Canada 🇨🇦
• 26 June-1 July Hajj Season, Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 or more countries
• 27 June Hellen Keller Day, USA 🇺🇸
• 28 Vidovdan, Serbia 🇷🇸
• 28 June-2 July Východná Folklore Festival, Slovakia 🇸🇰
• 29 June Saints Peter and Paul, Vatican City 🇻🇦
• 30 June Lovers’ Day, Azerbaijan 🇦🇿
• 30 June General Prayer Day, Central African Republic 🇨🇫
• 30 June-11 July Vincy Mas, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 🇻🇨
• End of June-Early July Heilala Festival, Tonga 🇹🇴
• 1 National Doctor’s Day, India 🇮🇳
• 1 Dostoevsky Day, Russia 🇷🇺
• 1 Ketikoti, Netherlands 🇳🇱
• 1 Neerosh, Somalia 🇸🇴
• 1 RONPhos Handover Day, Nauru 🇳🇷
• 1 Sir Seretse Khama Day, Botswana 🇧🇼
• 1-15 Heiva i Tahiti, French Polynesia 🇵🇫
• 2 Pedro Paulet, Peru 🇵🇪
• 3 Heroes' Day, Zambia 🇿🇲
• 3 Days of Mowing in Kupres, Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦
• 3 Caricom Day, Antigua and Barbuda 🇦🇬, Bahamas 🇧🇸, Barbados 🇧🇧, Belize 🇧🇿, Dominica 🇩🇲, Jamaica 🇯🇲, Grenada 🇬🇩, Guyana 🇬🇾, Haiti 🇭🇹, Montserrat 🇲🇸, Saint Kitts and Nevis 🇰🇳, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 🇻🇨, Saint Lucia 🇱🇨, Suriname 🇸🇷, Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹 and maybe more.
• 4 Vierdaagse, Netherlands 🇳🇱
• 4 Tirgan Festival, Iran 🇮🇷
• 4 Henrietta Swan Leavitt, USA 🇺🇸
• 5 Saints Cyril and Methodius Day, Czechia 🇨🇿
• 6 Jan Hus Day, Czechia 🇨🇿
• 7 Fishermen’s Day, Marshall Islands 🇲🇭
• 7 Eid al-Ghadir, Muslim countries
• 7 Saba Saba Day, Tanzania 🇹🇿
• 7 Ra o te Ui Ariki, Cook Islands 🇨🇰
• 7 Batakari Day, Ghana 🇬🇭
• 7-16 Calgary Stampede, Canada 🇨🇦
• 8 Zvejnieksvētki, Latvia 🇱🇻
• 10 National Day of Nikola Tesla - Day of Science, Technology and Innovation/the Day of Science, Croatia 🇭🇷 and Serbia 🇷🇸
• 10-16 Te Taetae ni Kiribati, Kiribati 🇰🇮
• 10-19 La Fiesta de La Tirana, feast of La Virgen del Carmen, Chile 🇨🇱
• 10-19 Sebiba, Algeria 🇩🇿
• 11 National Culture and Senior Citizens Day, Kiribati 🇰🇮
• 11 Día del Bandoneón, Argentina 🇦🇷
• 11-14 Rebetiko Festival, Greece 🇬🇷
• 12 Favaloro's Bypass Surgery method, Argentina 🇦🇷
• 12 Malala Day, Pakistan 🇵🇰
• 15-1 August Tobago Heritage Festival, Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹
• 16 National Ice Cream Day, USA 🇺🇸
• 16 Galla Bayramy, Turkmenistan 🇹🇲
• 16 Gergetoba, Georgia 🇬🇪
• 17 Día del Pollo a la Brasa, Peru 🇵🇪
• 19 Hijri New Year, Muslim countries
• 19 National Football Day, Brazil 🇧🇷
• 20 Lempira Day, Honduras 🇭🇳
• 21 Gungu Festival, Democratic Republic of Congo 🇨🇩
• 21 Fête Victor Schœlcher, Martinique 🇲🇶
• 21-23 Pflasterspektakel Linz, Austria 🇦🇹
• 22 Ratcatcher's Day/Pied Piper Day, Germany 🇩🇪
• 24 Simon Bolivar Day, Venezuela 🇻🇪
• 24 National Amelia Earhart Day, USA 🇺🇸
• 26 Eva Perón (Evita), Argentina 🇦🇷
• 27 José Celso Barbosa Day, Puerto Rico 🇵🇷
• 28-5 August Te Maeva Nui, Cook Islands 🇨🇰
• 28-6 August Jerash Festival, Jordan 🇯🇴
• 29 Ólavsøka, Faroe Islands 🇫🇴
• 30-7 August Summer Festival, Anguilla 🇦🇮
• End of July Bula Festival, Fiji 🇫🇯

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Global, international day potential releases:

(feedback site doesn’t accept this kind of requests, but Slowly team is still releasing these stamps)

• 1 Free Hugs Day
• 4 Alice in Wonderland Day
• 6 Kiss Day
• 7 Chocolate Day
• 7 Save the Vaquita Day
• 9 I Purple You/Army Day
• 14 Non-Binary People's Day
• 14 Shark Awareness Day
• 16 Guinea Pig Appreciation Day
• 16 Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day
• 21 Dog Day
• 25 IVF Day
• 26 Esperanto Day
• 27 Stray Dog Day
• 29 Tiger Day

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Locations stamps proposals for countries that currently have 0 stamps

(may come out in the future), you can also vote for them to make the Slowly team consider more these ideas:

• Andorra 🇦🇩
• Antarctica 🇦🇶
• Antigua and Barbuda 🇦🇬
• Burundi 🇧🇮
• Cape Verde 🇨🇻
• Central African Republic 🇨🇫
• Chad 🇹🇩
• Comoros 🇰🇲
• Congo 🇨🇬
• Djibouti 🇩🇯
• Dominica 🇩🇲
• Equatorial Guinea 🇬🇶
• Eritrea 🇪🇷
• Gabon 🇬🇦
• Guinea-Bissau 🇬🇼
• Kiribati 🇰🇮
• Laos 🇱🇦
• Lesotho 🇱🇸
• Liberia 🇱🇷
• Malawi 🇲🇼
• Marshall Islands 🇲🇭
• Mauritania 🇲🇷
• Micronesia 🇫🇲
• Monaco 🇲🇨
• Mozambique 🇲🇿
• Nauru 🇳🇷
• Niger 🇳🇪
• Palau 🇵🇼
• Rwanda 🇷🇼
• Sahrawi
• Saint Lucia 🇱🇨
• Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 🇻🇨
• Samoa 🇼🇸
• San Marino 🇸🇲
• São Tomé and Principe 🇸🇹
• Seychelles 🇸🇨
• Solomon Islands 🇸🇧
• Somalia 🇸🇴
• Somaliland
• South Sudan 🇸🇸
• Tajikistan 🇹🇯
• Tuvalu 🇹🇻
• Vanuatu 🇻🇺

There are also lots of great ideas for dependencies and territories, you can check them on the feedback site!
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We could also see more European Castles, they could include:

• Aland Islands 🇦🇽 (Kastleholm Castle)
• Andorra 🇦🇩 (Castell de Sant Vicenç)
• Canary Islands 🇮🇨 (Castillo de San Jose)
• Ceuta and Melilla 🇪🇦 (La Vieja)
• Faroe Islands 🇫🇴 (Skansin)
• Guernsey 🇬🇬 (Castle Cornet)
• Iceland 🇮🇸 (Borgarvirki Fortress)
• Isle of Man 🇮🇲 (Peel Castle)
• Jersey 🇯🇪 (Elizabeth Castle or Mount Orgueil Castle)
• Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 (Turkestan City Fortress)
• Monaco 🇲🇨 (Prince’s Palace)
• Russia 🇷🇺 (Novgorod Kremlin)

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Premium single stamps and achievements currently under review and in progress:

• Badminton, global
• Golem, Czechia 🇨🇿
• Marie Salomea Skłodowska–Curie, France 🇫🇷/Poland 🇵🇱
• Penny Black, global or United Kingdom 🇬🇧
• Royal Bengal Tiger, Nepal 🇳🇵, Bhutan 🇧🇹 and India 🇮🇳
• Stamp Achievement for Long term pen pals
• Stamp Achievement for 1,000 stamps collected
• Stamp Achievement for completing one year, two years, three years and so on
• Wayang, Indonesia 🇮🇩

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Premium sets under review and in progress:

• 7 wonders, global
• Alhambra of Granada, Sagrada Familia, Aqueduct of Segovia, Santiago de Compostela Cathedral, Roman Theatre (Mérida), Giralda of Seville, Spain 🇪🇸
• Alice In Wonderland, global
• Argentine sayings, Argentina 🇦🇷
• Art Movements, global
• Arthurian Legends, United Kingdom 🇬🇧
• Boba Teas, global
• Brazilian Desserts, Brazil 🇧🇷
• Brazilian Folklore, Brazil 🇧🇷
• Celtic symbols, Ireland 🇮🇪
• Cheese Set, global
• Constellations, global or according to hemisphere
• Cryptids (Cryptozoology), global
• Flower Whispers Vol.3, global
• Greek Gods, Greece 🇬🇷
• LGBTQ+ / Know your pride!, global
• Origami, global
• Russian Fairy Tales, Russia 🇷🇺
• Tales from 1001 Nights (Arabian Nights), global
• Works of Jules Verne, France 🇫🇷

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Mods list is as follows: #Mod_Priority,#Mod_Status,#Mod_Name "0000","+","Creation Club: ccQDRSSE001-SurvivalMode" "0001","+","Creation Club: ccBGSSSE037-Curios" "0002","+","Creation Club: ccBGSSSE025-AdvDSGS" "0003","+","Creation Club: ccBGSSSE001-Fish" "0004","+","Unmanaged: FNIS" "0005","+","DLC: HearthFires" "0006","+","DLC: Dragonborn" "0007","+","DLC: Dawnguard" "0008","+","Core mods_separator" "0009","+","Unofficial Skyrim Special Edition Patch" "0010","+","SkyUI" "0011","+","PapyrusUtil SE - Modders Scripting Utility Functions" "0012","+","JContainers SE" "0013","+","Address Library for SKSE Plugins" "0014","+","FileAccess Interface for Skyrim SE Scripts - FISSES" "0015","+","RaceMenu" "0016","+","RaceCompatibility with fixes for SSE" "0017","+","BodySlide and Outfit Studio" "0019","+","Spell Perk Item Distributor" "0020","+","Fores New Idles in Skyrim SE - FNIS SE" "0021","+","CBPC - Physics with Collisions" "0022","+","Questexpansion mods_separator" "0023","+","Thunderchild" "0024","+","Carriage and Ferry Travel Overhaul (Formerly Complete Fast Travel Overhaul)" "0025","+","Hearthfire Extended" "0026","+","Faster HDT-SMP" "0027","+","Dynamic Animation Replacer" "0029","+","Honed Metal Community AE Patch" "0030","+","Alternate Start - Live Another Life - SSE" "0031","+","Open Civil War SSE" "0032","+","Isle of Artaeum (SSE)" "0033","+","Arcanum - A New Age of Magic" "0034","+","Legacy of the Dragonborn" "0035","+","College of Winterhold - Quest Expansion" "0036","+","The Brotherhood of Old - Dark Brotherhood Continued" "0037","+","Beyond Reach" "0039","+","The Gray Cowl of Nocturnal SE" "0041","+","Better Jumping SE" "0042","+","Mid Air Shouts - Shout while falling" "0043","+","Hearthfire Building for Cheats SE" "0044","+","Thundering Shouts" "0045","+","Wear Multiple Rings" "0046","+","iNeed - Food, Water and Sleep" "0047","+","Gildergreen Regrown" "0048","+","Point The Way" "0050","+","Trees in Cities - Open Cities Edition" "0051","+","A Quality World Map" "0052","+","Wash That Blood Off 2" "0053","+","Overhauls_separator" "0054","+","Ecotone Dual Sheath" "0055","+","Relationship Dialogue Overhaul - RDO SE" "0056","+","Seasons of Skyrim SKSE" "0057","+","Immersive Patrols SE AE" "0058","+","Diverse Dragons Collection SE (DDCse)" "0059","+","Cathedral Weathers and Seasons" "0060","+","Lively Children Animations (DAR)" "0061","+","Prince and the Pauper SE" "0062","+","Glorious Fort Dawnguard" "0063","+","High Level Enemies" "0064","+","Dynamic Dungeon Loot (DDL) - Random Loot System" "0065","+","Perseids Inns and Taverns - Realistic Room Rental Enhanced" "0066","+","Skyrim 3D Trees and Plants" "0067","+","Man Those Borders SSE" "0068","+","Skyrim Coin Replacer Redux" "0069","+","Cheaper Training and Unlimited training" "0070","+","Skyrim Skill Uncapper" "0072","+","Gold To Septims" "0073","+","Realistic Needs and Diseases All-In-One for USSEP" "0075","+","Immersive Citizens - AI Overhaul" "0076","+","Master Trader SE - Merchants Never Run Out Of Gold" "0077","+","MorrowLoot Ultimate" "0078","+","Patch - Anniversary Edition 2.0d" "0079","+","UI_separator" "0080","+","MiniMap" "0081","+","moreHUD SE" "0082","+","SkyHUD" "0083","+","Achievements Mods Enabler" "0084","+","A Matter of Time - A HUD clock widget" "0085","+","Horse Stamina HUD - Script-Free" "0086","+","Addons_separator" "0087","+","Skyrim Sewers 4" "0088","+","The Notice Board" "0090","+","Cloaks and Capes" "0091","+","HDT-SMP for Cloaks and Capes" "0092","+","Cloaks and Capes RETEX" "0093","+","Footprints" "0094","+","Footprints - ENB" "0095","+","Campfire - Complete Camping System (Supports Skyrim VR)" "0096","+","VIGILANT SEAE" "0097","+","INIGO" "0098","+","Lanterns of Skyrim SE" "0099","+","The Forgotten City" "0100","+","Deadly Spell Impacts" "0101","+","Hearthfire multiple adoptions - Now with custom home support for kids and spouse" "0102","+","CC's Enhanced Ore Veins SSE - 2K - 9.0.1" "0103","+","Beyond Skyrim - Bruma" "0104","+","Beyond Skyrim - Assets" "0105","+","Beyond Skyrim - DLC Integration Patch" "0106","+","Sounds of Skyrim Complete SE" "0107","+","Sacrosanct - Vampires of Skyrim" "0108","+","Wintersun - Faiths of Skyrim" "0109","+","Helgen Reborn" "0110","+","Frostfall - Hypothermia Camping Survival" "0111","+","Zim's Immersive Artifacts" "0112","+","Breezehome" "0113","+","JS Dragon Claws AE Anniversary Edition" "0114","+","Triumvirate - Mage Archetypes" "0116","+","Wearable Lanterns" "0117","+","Wearable Lanterns MCM Fix" "0118","+","Wyrmstooth" "0119","+","The Choice is Yours" "0120","+","Simply Knock SE" "0121","+","Odin - Skyrim Magic Overhaul" "0122","+","New Beginnings - Live Another Life Extension SSE" "0123","+","VIGILANT Voiced - English Addon" "0124","+","Acquisitive Soul Gems Multithreaded" "0125","+","Obscure's College of Winterhold" "0126","+","Simply Knock SKSE64 DLL" "0127","+","Splashes of Skyrim" "0128","+","Moonlight Tales Special Edition - Werewolf and Werebear Overhaul" "0129","+","DIVERSE SKYRIM SSE" "0130","+","All Geared Up Derivative SE - AllGUD" "0131","+","Dawnguard Arsenal SSE" "0132","+","Blowing in the Wind" "0133","+","Castle Volkihar Rebuilt - SSE" "0134","+","Airship - Dev Aveza SSE" "0135","+","Wet and Cold SE" "0136","+","Cutting Room Floor - SSE" "0137","+","Civil War Aftermath SE" "0138","+","Better Starting Spells" "0139","+","More Gold" "0140","+","Apocalypse - Magic of Skyrim" "0141","+","Festus Krex Insideout Spell" "0142","+","Animation_separator" "0143","+","Immersive Animations" "0144","+","Goetia Animations - Magic Spell Casting" "0145","+","More Tavern Idles for Realistic Room Rental Enhanced" "0146","+","JH Combat Animation Pack" "0147","+","Don't sheathe bound weapons DAR animations" "0148","+","No Spinning Death Animation SE" "0149","+","Immersive Interactions - 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Valparaiso Valparaiso @ Southeast Missouri Southeast Missouri
Game Start Time: 12:00 PM ET
Location: Houck Stadium, Cape Girardeau, MO
Watch: ESPN2
Valparaiso Valparaiso

Total Passing Yards	Total Rushing Yards	Total Yards	Interceptions Lost	Fumbles Lost	Field Goals	Time of Possession	Timeouts
-10 yards	295 yards	285 yards	0	2	1/2	14:43	0

Southeast Missouri Southeast Missouri

Total Passing Yards	Total Rushing Yards	Total Yards	Interceptions Lost	Fumbles Lost	Field Goals	Time of Possession	Timeouts
144 yards	47 yards	191 yards	1	0	0/0	12:45	3

Drive Summary
home for 22 yards in 113 seconds ending in punt
away for 48 yards in 229 seconds ending in field_goal
home for 7 yards in 57 seconds ending in punt
away for -3 yards in 5 seconds ending in safety
home for 35 yards in 75 seconds ending in touchdown
away for 80 yards in 16 seconds ending in touchdown
home for 2 yards in 32 seconds ending in punt
away for 55 yards in 154 seconds ending in miss
home for 8 yards in 20 seconds ending in end_half
away for 2 yards in 50 seconds ending in punt
home for 1 yards in 21 seconds ending in punt
away for 21 yards in 148 seconds ending in punt
home for 85 yards in 157 seconds ending in turnover_touchdown
away for 6 yards in 40 seconds ending in turnover
home for 26 yards in 77 seconds ending in touchdown
away for 75 yards in 16 seconds ending in touchdown
home for 17 yards in 146 seconds ending in punt
away for 6 yards in 22 seconds ending in turnover

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Total
Southeast Missouri	0	9	0	13	22
Valparaiso	3	7	0	7	17

Game thread
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Well, a bit of a last minute submission on my part. I will be honest, I was having a very hard time coming up with ideas for this month’s prompt, and eventually settled on a version of Sjalk with revamped lore. I went from making a Shadow Isles Champion, to a Darkin, to trying to justify a few more of champions as ‘returning’, and… Well... here we are.
I appreciate all feedback, so I would love to hear your thoughts!

Sjalk, Shield of the North

^{Original Concept}
Sjalk, Warlord of the North
Prompt: Return; I handled return in the way of Lore for this month, rather than anything inside of his kit. He returned to his people after being exiled, and left for dead, and also 'returned' more metaphorically from the brink of mentally breaking.
Login Theme: Svanrand-Heilung
Classes: Tank; Warden
Roles: Support, Jungle, Top
Region: Freljord
Species: Human
Damage Type: Mostly Physical
Appearance: A broad, tall, muscular man with blonde hair, Sjalk is decked head to toe in patched chain mail, with a leather vest and boots visible, and with a norse-style full spangenhelm, green eyes visible behind the visor. He holds a large, iron rimmed round shield that is gilded with gold in his left hand and an intimidating axe in his right. Around his neck and waist various religious items of the Freljordian Demi-gods hang from thick, dirty, ropes that act as a necklace and belt.
Lore:

Sjalk grew up in a Frejlordian tribe known as the Skaeldyr. Under the leadership of Dyre ‘Red Mane’ and his daughter Orriera the Skaeldyr did their best to not become embroiled in the fight between the former allies of Sejuani and Ashe. War of that scale, they warned, would only bring them ruin. They had little as it was getting what food they could from farming, and raiding the remainder from their neighboring tribes and the Noxian frontier. The Three Sisters would protect them, they said over and over again.
And so, the Skaeldyr prayed.
A tribe to their west known as the Vaekeld, under Harken ‘Blood-Eyed’ allied with the Winter’s Claw and began mercilessly butchering their neighbors who would not join Sejuani's warbands. In a meeting after the Vaekeld annihilated a tribe to their immediate north, Sjalk tried to take the initiative in the conversation, and advocated for an attack. To Sjalk, if they did not take the fight to Harken and the Vaekeld, they were simply asking to be the next sheep. Chief Dyre disagreed, along with several other of the tribe's elders. Attacking Harken would only draw his attention to their village. Orriera, and many of the young warriors agreed with Sjalk. Tempers quickly ran short. Dyre forbid any attack. Sjalk spat on the floor and left the long house, followed by several of closest friends.
Sjalk and a band of warriors who had grown loyal to him over raids and battles left the Skaeldyr's valley in the dead of night, fully armed. Sjalk's band spent three days and nights tracking a Vaekeld raiding party. In a bold night attack, Sjalk led an ambush against the Vaekeld party.
The ambush was as brutal as it was short. Sjalk killed two of Harken’s sons in the fighting, and nearly killed his last son, Isojen, before the Vaekeld formed ranks counter attacked. The Skaeldyr band didn't wait to get bogged down in a fight and quickly retreated. They tracked four more raiding parties, before disappearing back into the mountains, leading a trail of Vaekeld dead in their wake.
When Sjalk noticed a thin trail of smoke rising from the direction of their village, he rushed back. The mountain pass was was blocked by a line of shields and spears bearing the banner of Chief Dyre. The Red Mane would not allow them back into the village. They had been attacked by Isojen and his raiders, and the chief's blood was running with the heat of Ornn's forge. He threatened to have Sjalk killed for undermining his authority, and stealing men that could have defended the village. Orriera tried to reason with her father, but to no avail. Chief Dyre would not have the men who 'abandoned' their village back. Sjalk and his warriors had made their choice. They were Skaeldyr no longer.
When they left the pass, Harken himself met Sjalk. He said that he bore no ill-will for the killing of his sons. The Blood-eyed said 'Battle was battle, and if they weren't strong enough to survive, they wouldn't have survived the wars to come.' However, he also said that if his men didn't join them, they were going to feed the ravens. That Lamb and Wolf would have their work cut out for them. Sjalk, exiled and seeing no other option, joined with Harken's men. Most of his Shield-Siblings joined him.
Harken and Sjalk's warriors cut a swathe through several Avarosan camps that spring, and led a raiding party into Northern Demacia that summer. Sjalk made a fine name for himself. In a feast to their victories, Harken went as far as to call him his 'fourth son' and earned the nickname of the 'Singing Wolf' for the war chants he led.
But that feast brought with it news that Sjalk dreaded. They had four months till the first snows, there was still time for one more great battle. They would march back to the Skaeldyr, and give them the same choice they had given eight tribes before them. Harken decided it was time to bring the Red Mane to heel.
Harken ‘Blood-Eyed’ arrived at the Skaeldyr village a week later, with Sjalk’s band of warriors at their side. In a brief meeting Dyre was given a simple choice. They could bow to the Vaekeld and join their ranks, or their blood would paint the valley. Instead of responding, Dyre condemned Sjalk, and spat at Harken's feet. Dyre ‘Red Mane’ would not kneel. The Skaeldyr formed their ranks, and the battle opened. Outnumbered three to one, their resistance was as brave, but ill-conceived.
Harken signaled the advance with the Vaekeld's signature war horns. Sjalk slowed the advance of his shield-siblings until he was at the rear of the Vaekeld. He banged his shield three times before starting a war song that was joined by his men. The chant was a story of loyalty, and duty, proven by steel. They crashed into the Vaekeld warriors from the rear, breaking their lines and rejoining the ranks of the Skaeldyr. With the Vaekeld's momentum broken and the Skaeldyr inspired by the return of their wayward champion, the Blood-eyed's men were forced back. First step by bloodily earned step, and then into a full blown route. Harken swore vengeance on Sjalk as he was dragged from the battle field. In the fighting, Sjalk had saved Orriera’s life, but he though he had tried, he could not make it to Dyre in time. The Red Mane had fallen among a pile of Vaekeld dead, most of his retinue dying with them.
The Skaeldyr buried their dead where they had fallen, their shields used as gravestones, save for one. Orriera took up the gilded shield of her father, and took up her place as the Skaeldyr’s chief. There was a somber feast where they tried to celebrate their victory, but all of them knew it was only a matter of time. Sjalk was forgiven, and the exile of him and his warriors lifted. Even if many of the elders didn't trust him, they needed every shield, spear, and axe they could muster.
That spring, Harken brought doom to the Skaeldyr, but he did not through the force of his arms He led raids deep into Noxus, and brought a black-blade with him, falling back through Skaeldyr territory. The Noxians, chiefly a Warband called the Burning Company, chased Harken and struck the Skaeldyr from the south, carving a path through them, not caring of the Skaeldyr were the true targets or not.
Sjalk led the fight against the Noxians personally, but there was only so much heroism and bravery could do in the face of the iron discipline of Noxus. The Skaeldyr were decimated, and forced on a long retreat that became a migration. When news reached them that winter the Noxians had killed Harken, Sjalk smiled for the first time in months.
The Skaeldyr had settled into a forest at the base of one of the Freljord's great peaks, trying to piece together what lives they could, hidden in the trees. Their hopes for safety were dashed weeks later. A Vaekeld war horn blew from the hills east of them, and Isojen, the last son of Harken, marched towards the camp great-axe in hand. He demanded a meeting with Orriera and her ‘oathbreaking dog.’ His terms, just Harkens had been a year ago, were simple. He would let the rest of the Skaeldyr go if Sjalk was left to him. The Skaeldyr, months on the road, were in place to fight. Sjalk offered himself to the wolves.
Orriera somberly let him go, crying as she walked away. Six of his Shield-Siblings stayed with him, and formed a defensive circle around their shield brother. After a brief back and forth, Sjalk convinced them to stand down.
Isojen spat in his face, and blamed him for the deaths of his relatives. He broke one of Sjalk's arms and both of his legs. One limb for each relative he blamed Sjalk for the death of. Then he took his armor and winter clothing. A wolf would manage, Isojen said. Then he forced him to watch cut down his shield-brothers one by one. A wolf without a pack was nothing, the new chief of the Skaeldyr had laughed. Then he signaled the advance of his warriors. Isojen forced the Skaeldyr back into their migration with the worst of the snows just days away. If they are worthy, they'll manage, he had laughed again. Isojen, almost mercifully, beat Sjalk into unconsciousness before leaving him for dead in the woods.
Sjalk was found by a shaman named Rekir who nursed him back to health in a set of caves he had filled with offerings, carvings, and shrines. When Sjalk came back from the brink of death, he had given up. The Three Sister had abandoned him. His people were scattered to the wind. The people closest to him had died for him. It took all of Rekir’s will to keep Sjalk from going back into the wilds to march to his death tracking Isojen.
"Did the gods really let me find you just so I could waste food on you just so you could get yourself killed the way 'he' wanted?" Rekir had questioned. When Sjalk had said that the gods had abandoned him Rekir had only laughed. "No true gods have abandoned you, son of the Freljord." Rekir taught him of the Old Gods--told him that the Three Sisters couldn’t have saved him, for they were invented by an Ice Witch to the far north, to weaken the people of the Freljord.
Whether or not that was true, didn't matter. Sjalk listened, and eventually agreed.
If the Old Gods had given this man the strength to survive alone in these mountains, then they could give him the strength to kill Isojen, and that would be enough. When he told his savior that killing the man who had doomed his people would be enough, even if it killed him, Rekir had only nodded at him. That fall when Sjalk had managed to recover from his wounds, he and Rekir made their way through the wilds. Rekir was guiding him, telling him that he was leading to his true purpose.
Sjalk thought he was going to be led to the icy-eyed son of Harken. Eventually Rekir and them had reached the walls of a small encampment. Rekir simply said "Your purpose lies ahead." Sjalk had taken a deep breathe and readied the axe Rekir had given him. When he he stepped into the clearing, it wasn't the banners of the Vaekeld that met him, but those of the Skaeldyr. They were worse for wear, but they had made it through it. Orriera almost tackled him when she saw him. The held a meager feast for his return, Rekir and Sjalk guests of honor, but a number of the elders had left the feast in disgust at having Sjalk in their small hall. That morning, some of the elders were gone.
A week later they heard the war-horns of the Vaekeld for a third time. There was to be no negotiation this time. Isojen came shouting threats at the Skaledyr. That they would give up Sjalk and the man who saved him, or he would slaughter them all. Orriera wouldn't let Sjalk go again. Based on the Vaekeld numbers, the year had not been kind to their enemies either.
Sjalk led the Shield Wall against Isojen’s forces. Isojen personally killed Rekir, and presented his head to Sjalk. Sjalk surged forward, nearly single-handily shattering the Vaekeld lines trying to make it his rival, but it was to no avail. His rage almost got him killed. Orriera's axe broke the spear bound for Sjalk's back, and the Skaeldyr pushed forward behind them, driving a wedge straight into Isojen’s lines forcing them to pull back as night settled.
It took Orriera being badly wounded for him to not chase Isojen back into the wilds. A javelin had gone straight through her armor and into abdomen. Clutching at his hands, Orriera asked him to keep their people safe--if Lamb and Wolf had not taken him yet, the gods had plans for gim. Told him to let Wolf or Lamb find him when the time came, not to go seeking them. As Orriera faded in and out of consciousness the remaining Skaeldyr held a vote on who would lead them next. Orriera had been the last of the bloodline. Sjalk was chosen, and he was presented with the same gilded shield that Orriera, Dyre, and their ancestors had carried before them.
Sjalk's first command was to head for the Avarosan border. It was a diffcult choice, marching into the lands of the people he had once attacked. But it was the only choice. Orriera died as they finally crossed into Ashe’s territory.
He offered his shield, and his life to Ashe. If she wanted him dead, he could have his head, he simply asked that his people be allowed to live. Ashe returned the Skaeldyr shield. He would fight for the Avarosans, but based on a look Sjalk got from her king, he knew he was on a short leash.
Sjalk had a purpose now. He would protect those of the Skaeldyr that remained. One day, gods willing, he would take back their homeland from Noxus, and kill the last of Harken’s sons. The Lamb and Wolf would come one day, but until that day, the Shield of the North would protect his people.
“Stand your ground! Your life and the lives of those next you, and the lives of those that stand behind you depend on it. The lives of those who raised you, those who love you, and those who give you a reason to not seek out the Wolf depend on it!"-Sjalk, Shield of the North

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The Kit

Intended Strengths:

• Sjalk has ample access to crowd control effects.
• He is excellent at peeling for his primary carries, through both blocking dashes with Shield Wall(W), and keeping space for them through Crash Through(E) and Warlord’s Challenge(R).

Intended Weaknesses:

• Short Range Engage
• Long cooldowns on his engage in the early game makes playing aggressively very punishable.
• Very vulnerable to enchanters in the support role.

Intended Keystones:

• Aftershock
• Grasp of the Undying
• Guardian
• Conqueror if you are a brave soul.

Intended Core Items:

• Evenshroud or Locket of the Iron Solari(Support) Jak’sho, Iceborn Gauntlet or Heartsteel(TopJungle)
• Sunfire Cape(Support) Titanic Hydra(TopJungle)
• Turbo Chemtank

Base Stats:

Health: 641-2494(+109 per Level)
Health Regen: 8.7-24(+.9 per Level)
Mana: 300-1031(+43 Per Level)
Mana Regen: 8-19.05(+.65 per Level)
Armor: 45-136.8(+5.4 per Level)
Magic Resistance: 32-66.85(+2.05 per Level)
Attack Damage: 62-123.1(+3.6 per Level)
Movement Speed: 335
Range: 125
Attack Speed: 0.645
Attack Speed Bonus: 0-37.4%(+2.2 per Level)
Attack Wind Up: 23.25%

Skill Set:

Passive/Innate: War Chant 

For every second Sjalk is in combat with enemy champions and monsters he gains a stack of ‘Chant’ which lasts for up to four seconds after leaving combat, up to a maximum of 6 stacks. Each stack grants him 1/2/3/4% Movement Speed towards enemy champions. When Sjalk reaches 6 stacks, he expends the stacks, empowering him for 6 seconds and putting War Chant onto a static cooldown after it's duration. While empowered he gains 12/18/24/30% movement speed towards enemy champions and heals for [15/20/25/30[+1.5% Bonus HP]) and 1.5/2/2.5/3% of his missing health per second. Allies in range gain 50% of War Chant’s bonuses.

War Chant upgrades at levels 1, 6, 11 and 16.
War Chant Total Healing: 90/120/150/180[12% Bonus HP] and 9/12/15/18% of his Missing Health
War Chant Ally Healing: 45/60/75/90[6% of Sjalk’s Bonus HP] and 4.5/6/7.5/9% of their Missing Health.
Range: 650
Static Cooldown: 10 Seconds

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Skill 1Q: Splinter 

Passive: Immobilizing enemies marks them for five seconds. The next time Sjalk hits the target with a unique ability or auto attack he deals an additional (5.5/6/6.5/7/7.5%[+1% Bonus AD]) of their maximum health as bonus magic damage, and they are Splintered for 3 seconds.
Splintered enemies have their armor reduced by (10/12.5/15/17.5/20[+1% AD]) and their magic resistance reduced by half the amount.
Active: Sjalk pulls back his axe for a powerful swing for .5 seconds, targeting a cone in front of him. Enemies hit by the blade of the axe take (60/85/110/135/160[+75/80/85/90/95% AD]), slowed by 45/50/55/60/65% for 1.5 seconds and are Splintered. Enemies hit by the hilt of the axe take 45% damage, but are not slowed or Splintered. Sjalk may move during the cast.

Cone: 70 degrees
Total AoE: 425
Axe Edge AoE: 150.
Cooldown: 9/8.5/8/7.5/7
Mana Cost: 55/50/45/40/35

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Skill 2W: Shield Wall 

Passive: Sjalk gains 15/20/25/30/35 Armor and Magic Resistance, which he loses while Shield Wall is on cooldown.
Active: For up to four seconds Sjalk disarms himself and raises his shield. During this time, the first time each enemy champion attempts to dash through or collides with Sjalk the are knocked back 50 units. Each time a unique enemy collides with Sjalk he deals (25/40/55/70/95[+60% AD]) in a small area directed at the enemy that collided with him. For the duration Sjalk reduces damage done to him by (16/17/18/19/20[+1% Armor, +1% Magic Resistance])%. If War Chant is active, 50% of the damage reduction of Shield Wall is given to allied champions in its range.
While active Sjalk may cast Crash Through, but no other abilities.
This ability can be recast to end it early.
The damage from Shield Wall applies on-hit effects.

Damage Length: 250
Damage Width: 110
Cooldown: 14/13/12/11/10
Mana Cost: 75

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Skill 3E: Crash Through 

Sjalk dashes in target direction dealing (35/75/115/145/185[+1/2.25/3.5/4.75/6% Sjaklin’s Max HP]) physical damage and dragging all enemies struck with him and are slowed by 50% for 1 second. At any time during the dash Sjalk may recast Crash Through to immediatly end the dash and throw enemies behind him 100 units. Enemies affected by Shield Wall during the dash are dragged with Sjalk rather then knocked away from him.

Range: 600
Cooldown: 16/14.5/13/11.5/10 Seconds
Mana Cost: 90/85/80/75/70

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Skill 4R: Warlord’s Challenge 

Sjalk bangs his shield up to four times(Once per .5 Seconds charged), then lets out a war cry, instantly activating War Chant, ignoring it’s Cooldown. Each .5 seconds charged increases the range of this ability, and increases the duration of the taunt. Enemies in the area take (125/240/355[+50% AP, +5% Bonus Health]) magic damage and are taunted for 1/1.25/1.5 seconds up to 1.5/1.75/2 seconds. Sjalk may move and adjust the angle while charging Warlord’s Challenge.

Charge Time: .5-2 Seconds
Cone: 65 Degrees
Range: 400/500/600/700
Cooldown: 120/100/80 Seconds
Mana Cost: 100

Playstyle

Intended Max Order: Support: E-W-Q Jungle and Solo Lane: Q-E-W

Sjalk is meant to be a master of keeping people off his carries and keeping them alive through his amount of knock-backs and displacing abilities. His main weaknesses being sub-par damage, and his ability to engage onto ranged characters greatly lacking. His primary role in team fights, akin to the likes of Rell, Braum, Galio, and Maokai is to counter-engage or reengage fights, in addition to assisting in the peeling of his carries.
In support, his main goal is keeping his carry safe, and punishing the over extension of his enemies, with a swift attempt to engage. He has one real bread and butter combo: Dashing in with Crash Through, hitting slowed enemies with Splinter, then knocking them either back, or away, with Shield Wall.
In Jungle his combos are similar, but he has a greater threat of damage with the AoE damage on striking targets while Shield Wall is active. Specifically either flanking behind the enemy or flashing, using Crash Through to pull enemies together and burst them down with the AoE damage plus Titanic Hydra.
In top lane, Sjalk's Main goal is to threaten the enemy with Splinter, followed by an engage with Crash Through, using the flip to push them into his minion wave, and denying their escape from the trade with Shield Wall, utilizing the bonus damage from Splinter's passive in conjunction with War Chant to win the trade.

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